I equip the obsidian shield.

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I take out my obsidian chainbow and launch a volley of arrows at Oberon.

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Advanced Dodgeball: 18/20 (Piono x3, Free x1)
Elite Dodgeball: 10/20

+3 Piono

Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (1/6)
Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (2/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-16 16:08:00

Before Action: I preorder the Awoken Obsidian Armour set (A.O Chestplate and the A.O Helmet)

Action: I beat up the Mates player in a pulp.

Charges:

Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 12/15 (This will be Neutral and is for the Fortress)

Something special coming up 15/20 +1 from Razihel Revan and Eric

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 2/4

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 113,500 (+27,500 for Nuking the Crimson Barrier and +19,000 for doing the Comboy thing for the Stay Determined thing)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-07-16 16:11:00

1 spare charge. (15)
14/15 Spare charge. (+5 from revan, cyan, ire, engie)
1/20 Good intentions, reasonable expectations.

+1 to ire, fransisco, bomber.

Noah tosses a curveball at one of the demons. Fortunately for him, this partciular curveball was filled with mountains of flavour text!
"Ball has been waiting for over sixteen years for this moment. Ever since it had first been stitched, it was shunned by it's own kind. This was because it housed a terrible secret. The terrible secret was like a ticking time bomb; one that could explode any minute. In fact, the secret was not only a metaphoric ticking time bomb, but a literal ticking time bomb."
That demon is explodinated.

Originally posted on 2016-07-16 18:06:00

Irongutta simply opts to chuck his new Super Stikkbomb into the group of Mates Players. It was a good way to go. The explosive-on-a-stick flies through the air before meeting its mark, exploding into a small fireball that sent fragmentation shards in all directions.

Da Boyz will continue beating on the one Mates Player they locked in combat, while Dok Buzzgob will attack another Mates Player with his bonesaw and metal claw.

---

+1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 6/20 (+1 from Revan)
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 1/15

Alchemies:
Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level ?: 1/?)
The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork.

Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 2/5)
These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Originally posted on 2016-07-16 18:18:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468437483))

As the white fade, a single object emerges the spoil.. a.. d4? Upon its four sides are the numbers of those who may be chosen to be the holder of the spoil. One, ©hoas. Two, Cyan. Three, Irongutta. Four, revan. The d4 floats up in the air. It rolls.. a... Oh. My. God. I cannot possibly stan the suspens- It was a three. The spoil is now rightfully owned by Irongutta. /spoils

I somehow forgot this, but the spoil should go to the first person to claim it who was in the combo. That person was Battlefury, who transfers it to Bomber. Bomber, you are now in possession of the Monochrome Twig, an item that allows the user to channel part of the White into 5 enemies, inflicting them with Despair.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1468441519))

Nully post of nullness because I wanna take them charges below. /nullkek

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468442459))

nti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 8/8 level 7 description plz? I toss sand at stevei's eyes., and spit acid in his face. Battlefury13: Just getting the insult phase out of the way. battlefury: Also, what kind of idiot uses ":)"? Everyone knows that emote is a overrated pile junk battlefury: also i hope you learned a certain curse or else im just gonna endlessly insult you sadman Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 17/20 9/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

Western Onslaught: Not to be confused with the late boss, this western-styled gun fires a fair bit of dakka. Not enough Dakka, but still a lot.
(Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: I think you may just be slightly confused.
[b](Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: I'm not Alicia, and I don't freak out when somebody slightly annoys me, or prints pictures of people they hate.
(Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: I've also dealt with much much worse insults in the past.
(Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: And you can't reach me anyway, so this attack automatically fails.
[/b]

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468442837))

Okay this is getting ridiculous. If you're going to make place holders, the LEAST you could do is add +s in that first post so people don't have to scramble around to find them. Or just don't make them. Just make a normal post without the attack. 1 spare charge. (15) 8/15 Spare charge. (+6 from various) 15/15 Guard! (+2 from battlefury, +1 from engie) DONE. +1 to revan, engie, cyan +95'750 Research to Noah. @Battlefury, with all due respect, HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A D4? IT WOULD NEVER WORK! Guard! charge EXPENDED! The ingredients of the Ankh Shield combine. That is, a blindfold, The Plan, the Obsidian Shield, the Countercurse Mantra and the Medicated Bandage. Ankh Shield created! It really works more as a permanent buff than as an alchemy or artifact. It could be noted as an artifact, I guess. But I put too much into it for it to simply be destroyed or stolen. Noah equips this, and suddenly gains immunity to most common debuffs. This includes Blinded, Slowed, Poisoned-esq. effects, Bleeding, Cursed and Burned (as well as similar effects). Naturally, this does not include unique debuffs like Umbral Possession. Also it prevents Noah's armor from being ignored, or reduced. The latter can be used on it's own if the former is too powerful. This all consumes all of the items in question. He then goes to the 2ND floor, if possible, otherwise looks around the 1ST.

You create the Ankh Shield, a Level 15 alchemy/buff. This takes up 2 of your armour slots, while equipped, so basically all the time, and disables other armour alchemies if it happens to be over the current armour slot cap.
Recap:
- 2 Armour
- Common Status Immunity
- Armour granted by this can not be pierced.

It appears that the 2nd Floor can not be accessed from the 1st Floor without breaking it open. You see water, water, water and did I miss out water? Because I think I did.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468443996))

Nyarly purchases the awakened armor set, before informing you all he's going out to lunch. For about a week. He also tries to pause the dating sim for he seems to be the only one playing. ((I'll be inactive for about a week and a few days. I'd like to ask to reserve some loot for myself. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 5/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone More Health 2/15(+1 from LateDop) Pay to Win 12/15(+1 from Doc and Battlefury) +1 to Doc, Manga, and Battlefury

You jump into the Idlers list. The Dating Sim is paused until somebody acts in it due to you being the main and only player, unless that's against engie's wishes.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1468445250))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges payload.exe (12 / 20) (+5, Pricey, GM) imscared.exe (8 / 20) (+3, GM) +1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast >Action Chaos first inputs /<0> again. This world must burn. He then pulls out a newly-developed device, and slams it onto Veranda's crystal. A red substance is sucked directly from it, and flows through a series of tubes and dumped into a tub labelled "PHYSICAL EDGINESS." Chaos proceeds to pour this in a mould, mixes it with some melted durasteel, and waits for a second. Chaos does an incredibly stupid dance in the time it takes for the mould to harden. Once that's done, Chaos pulls out the Edgy Edge, a dark-red sword forged from edginess and durasteel. Chaos then quickly crafts a ballista, and tapes the Edgy Edge to the end of a ballista bolt. He then loads it in, and mutters an edgy one-liner... cc: "now, gaze in(t)o (t)he hear(t) of e(t)ernal darkness!" He fires it straight towards the Mates Players, hopefully impaling a few of them.

<0> ENTROPY CONSOLE: Please wait 30 to 45 (III Turns) minutes before using this command.
Somehow, you get the feeling that stevei can use it. This probably makes you happy. The 5 HP Mates Player is edged to death.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1468521207))

The WHITE is now gorillaing wracked. Action: I look at the Mates Players who tried to escape my wrath of the powers of The Mask however let's smash these little punks up. Starting with the weakest one. I generate a banana peel on the bottom of the Mates Player's boot (that is 100% unavoidable) making it slip and fell while I generate a hole which is 3x as big as a Mates Player then it fell through landing on the humungous sauce pan/wok hybrid that is filled with the hazardous mixture of Macaroni and gorilla it (That is one of these jokes while i am not here) with radiation around the macaroni while I stir the deadly dish with the mega chopstick with spikes on slashing the Mates player and I use the huge lava/acidic hammer to smash the Mates Player down into pieces. After that I spill the sauce pan/wok hybrid's contents and the mutilated and crushed Mates Player into the very deadly portal which leads to nowhere. If a weakest Mates player got OHKOed from my Crit and this, It spills on the stronger Mates player. Charges: ??? 11/15 Something special coming up 11/20 +1 from Chaos Charge Storage: NONE +1 to Chaos, Revan and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 2/4 Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 86,000 113,500 (+27,500 for Nuking the Crimson Barrier and +19,000 for doing the Comboy thing for the Stay Determined thing) Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

As far as I can tell, you have nothing to do with destroying the Crimson Barrier. I mean, you don't have to rectify this, but I like exact stats, especially if this becomes relevant in a levelling system. You deal 5 damage to a Mates Player.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468528863))

I agree with topaz. NumberSoup, consumer (I need permission from both) do I have permission to delete placeholders without anything in them? Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 1/6? Duplication of the awakened obsidian chestplate: 1/3 Duplication of the awakened obsidian helmet: 1/3 Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury 12 spare charges 9/15 for spare charge 8/15 for spare charge +1 to ire, pricey and numbersoup Eric is a bit exhausted after this ordeal, but he launches a few semi-generic attacks at the Mates players.

I realise that you technically haven't equipped your new armour. Your duplication thing should take up two different slots for each item, which isn't as much of a problem as that's more efficient.
You deal 2 damage to a Mates Player, killing them.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1468563990))

@piono I would like to cash in 4 good boy points (store credit) for a preorder of one set of Awakened Obsidian Armor. ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Piono. +1 to Pricey. ---- !pU egamaD: 16/20 (+1 Toast, +2 delay) ydduB Buddy! Natural Regeneration: 10/10 (+1 delay) (Done!) Exactly what it says on the tin. +1 to regen. ---- Sword of Flame - Active (cause cthugha will eat it) Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE ---- SiivaGunner attacks Loki. ---- Razihel searches for the Floor I key. ---- -Alchemies- Iron Katana && Chainsaw && White Fire Essence && Soul of DeviantArt = ReshiRazor (Level 5) - (3/6) (ahem) A pure white chainsaw katana that's on fire. Makes all that get struck by it succumb to the cancer. Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = ? (Level ?)  - (1/?) I only make high quality video game alchemies.

Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable == HQ Disc of Deception (Level 6: 1/7)
+1 to Regen. You see that you can probably push forward to it within a few turns of fighting, although it does work on a Distance system.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1468574734))

Piono, I'll preorder it too, if possible that you actually upgrade my previous armor to the new one. Other than that, /placeholder.

There's no upgrade required as you have 3 armour slots, and you're only using 1 of them so you could equip both awakened pieces without any upgrades needed. If you still want the Crimson theme, you could input a similar recipe to do the same thing with the Crimson Shell or ask Piono to do it for you.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1468619305))

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468442837)) with all due respect, HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A D4? IT WOULD NEVER WORK! Just felt I had to address this

Thank you.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468622799))

/null I have never seen dice used in that way before. Huh.

If the d4 was impossible, then blame dog magic.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1468625902))

I use the most unoriginal attack in the world on Loki. Bob: 7/20 New Alchemy: Antimatter && Sniper Rifle && Grenade Launcher = ??? (1/??)

Antimatter && Sniper Rifle && Grenade Launcher == Void Cannon (Level 3: 1/4)

Loki takes 8,000 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468629417))

Consumer, if you're having troubles with the Fortress, just put it into the Doc, PM me the link, and I'll do upkeep from now on. Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 2/6? Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury 12 spare charges 11/15 for spare charge 10/15 for spare charge +1 to cyan, engie and numbersoup Me and engie will go for Floor 4, Eric flips over the Mates and launches himself up to Floor 4

You jump out, and then jump back into Floor 4.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1468673249))

Verdana soon has regenerated some of his body, and thus glares at the Mates's base through the crystal dome. Punching his way out of the dome, he proceeds to rip a hole in space and jump through it, landing at a random point on floor 4. An actual Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Wo Kurau: 13/20 (+1 from Doctors, +1 from Piono) +2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

You jump into Floor 4.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468681187))

Revan enters a meditative state and begins to heal herself leaching off of the expended life energies of the White turning them into something more positive. She also expends her healing charge. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 6/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone More Health 3/15 Pay to Win 14/15(+1 from Pricey) +1 to Piono, Bomber, and Pricey

You would heal, but turning the life energies of the White into hope and love or something would require the amount of happiness of an Overdeity. The White would have power equivalent to a later endgame boss. You do heal for 8 HP, though.

QUOTE (Unyielding mech @ (time=1468681295))

Whelp here I am. Weapon reapers shotguns level 1 Charge :reaper shotguns level 2 1/10 Puzzle: You                                                  Me                                                I Am                                                  Was                                                Are Alive                                                Happy                                            Dead doggy!

Welcome to the game, Unyielding mech. You immediately notice that your reapers shotguns are level 0, and that the charge to upgrade them will make them level 5, even if you refer to them differently.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1468681738))

I equip the obsidian shield. I take out my obsidian chainbow and launch a volley of arrows at Oberon. Advanced Dodgeball: 18/20 (Piono x3, Free x1) Elite Dodgeball: 10/20 +3 Piono Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (1/6) Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (2/6)

You deal 10,500 damage to Oberon.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1468681908))

Before Action: I preorder the Awoken Obsidian Armour set (A.O Chestplate and the A.O Helmet) Action: I beat up the Mates player in a pulp. Charges: Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 12/15 (This will be Neutral and is for the Fortress) Something special coming up 15/20 +1 from Razihel Revan and Eric Charge Storage: NONE +1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 2/4 Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 113,500 (+27,500 for Nuking the Crimson Barrier and +19,000 for doing the Comboy thing for the Stay Determined thing) Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

stevei makes you beat up the dead corpse of a Mates Player, which just so happens to be pulp.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468688798))

1 spare charge. (15) 14/15 Spare charge. (+5 from revan, cyan, ire, engie) 1/20 Good intentions, reasonable expectations. +1 to ire, fransisco, bomber. Noah tosses a curveball at one of the demons. Fortunately for him, this partciular curveball was filled with mountains of flavour text! "Ball has been waiting for over sixteen years for this moment. Ever since it had first been stitched, it was shunned by it's own kind. This was because it housed a terrible secret. The terrible secret was like a ticking time bomb; one that could explode any minute. In fact, the secret was not only a metaphoric ticking time bomb, but a literal ticking time bomb." That demon is explodinated.

That demon is Abaddon, which takes 15,000 damage, before you take 2 recoil. Stevei promptly uses the godmodding part of dogmodding to trigger recoil tennis, where Abaddon is annihilated, but you take 3 more recoil.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1468689538))

Irongutta simply opts to chuck his new Super Stikkbomb into the group of Mates Players. It was a good way to go. The explosive-on-a-stick flies through the air before meeting its mark, exploding into a small fireball that sent fragmentation shards in all directions. Da Boyz will continue beating on the one Mates Player they locked in combat, while Dok Buzzgob will attack another Mates Player with his bonesaw and metal claw. +1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast Charges: A Couple of Cans: 6/20 (+1 from Revan) "Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 1/15 Alchemies: Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level ?: 1/?) The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork. Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 2/5) These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 1/4)
You throw the Super Stikkbomb at the Mates Players, dealing 2 damage to the remaining ones. Da Boyz will change target as the Mates Player is dead. Da Dok will do as you say.

Originally posted on 2016-07-16 20:20:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE:
Floor 1: Mates Players (x2), Malignant Ooze (x1), Guardians (x4)
Floor 4: Glass Cannon Players (x5), Vault Creatures (x5), Darkness Entity Aggregator 0.1x (x1)
Envoy and Hyperdeath fade away. 5 Mates Players, a few more demons ripped off from a franchise that stevei has no knowledge of and 500 Hex Circles appear. The appearance of more demons increases the current and max MP. The Hex Circles are completely unkillable, but deal pathetic yet armour piercing damage, and have a primary usage of providing recoil damage to enemies. Pricey, Noah, Numbers and Eric gain 1 HP and Chaos gains 1 GS. The Idol switches the Unyielding Mech, while the Mask goes to Razihel.

Floor 1:
The Scavenger strikes a Mates Player for 4 damage. stevei opens up a notepad file, and thinks about what to start summoning within a few turns. In the meantime, 3 Mates Players shoot Irongutta into oblivion for ordering his Boyz to focus him down, before two destroy the Barrier. One charges at da Slugga Boy, and kills him, while the last one deals 8,000 damage to da Dok. The Despaired welcome Unyielding by forcing him to yield under the scary, scary power of 2 damage and Depression.
The MT Demons gain 40 MP. Oberon A uses Diarahan on itself, healing it to max. Oberon B then taps Razihel for 1 damage. Loki uses Mabufudyne, causing a wave of ice to impact the Generic Hero and STRINGS. Both are Frozen, but the Generic Hero takes 2,500 damage due to its effect and then deals 5,000 damage back to Loki. Huonaio continues to use Agidyne, causing a pillar of flame to impact Battlefury for (3 - 4) damage and Demonic Flames, starting with an immediate 1 damage. The Mara and Beelzebub team up to deal 10,000 damage to the Scavenger, while Asmodeus uses Blight. Corpses rise from the ground, before smothering the Scavenger, inflicting Poison for a turn, and also immediately dealing 5,000 damage. Surt uses Ragnarok, causing a blast of flames to hit the Skeletal, dealling 15,000 damage, and extending the Burn counter by 1 turn. The inital trigger deals 5,000 damage. The Hex Circles guard Oberon B, vefore cutting through Chaos for 1 damage.

The Personifications growl, before the Grot Orderling sees a world struck by pure, simulated, chaos. Its nimble figure fails to understand and handle it, and it starts to breakdown, taking 15% Evasion damage. The other two Personifications take out their scythes, before NumberSoup is forced to freeze. The first blade easily passes through, and NumberSoup finds their shield disabled for a turn. The second blade prepares to head through NumberSoup's body, before their intermediate dodgeball skills kick in, and they barely dodge the blade. This was done on random.org, so I have no proof of this happening, but it was 81 out of 100%.

Utsuho gains 20,000 HP, before rotating suns slam into Loki and Oberon A, dealling 15,000 damage to both of them. Rin laments the lack of many Zombie Fairies, but uses them to strike Loki, dealling 8,000 damage. SilvaGunner blasts high quality video game rips through a Mates Player's speaker. Their control over their avatar becomes shaky, before something in the water deals 4 damage to them. Istina would use Bag of Disease as ordered a few turns ago, but first smashes the Loki into oblivion, bringing the Kill Counter up by 1. This forces the Mates back by 25 blocks. It appears that this is just a simple replica of the Distance to Yggdrasil system.

demonologist spams arrows at Oberon A, dealling 10,000 damage. The Generic Hero then rushes Oberon A for 15,000 damage, while the Fire Bros pelt a Despaired with flame for 5 damage and Burn. This does not last for long as the Dancin' Skeleton decides that it's Attacking Time and promptly murders the Despaired. The Skeltal charges up more words. The Slugga Boyz begin to charge towards a different Mates Player, while Dok Buzzgob takes out a bonesaw, and a metal claw, before cleaving through a Mates Player for 4 damage. The Grot Orderly continues to see visions of a chaos completely distinct from the usual chaos. The Beacon of Hope provides Inspiration to Isty and Rin.

The Crimson Red fires tendrils at a Despaired, dealing 4 damage and healing the Everlasting for 7,500 HP while the Everlasting mauls the Despaired, causing her to explode in a cloud of grief. The Undead Cultist flies over to the Mates Player, before a shroud of death itself overtakes the Mates Player, causing him to quickly die. STRINGS is Frozen. These two events allow the Anti-Mates to move 10 blocks forward.

Floor 4:
Meanwhile, where Eric and Verdana land in Level 4, they are immediately accosted by a knight glowing with a sharp red aura, and armed with a sword and shield. This person is the Blood Tyrant, and he is required to be defeated to go into the next room. Floor plans will be given to SONG soonish.

Alicia gives a +4 to Verdana and Jon for missing her assists last turn, and a +1 to all Neutrals, before the MT demon's MP suddenly disappears, before being unleashed on the Hex Circles, sending 99 of them spiralling into the Despaired at a speed enough to decapitate them, pushing the Mates 15 blocks back.

Stevei gives a +1 to nobody, since he has no Descendants on his side. Woe is him. What is also woe is everybody downvoting the Skeltal. The skeltal is sad. The skeltal has bad bones and calcium deficiency. The xylophone promptly blasts its skull as stevei begins to sing.
(Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: The Spooky Scary Skeltal has shivers down it's spine!
[b](Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: Shrieking souls shock its soul,
(Fallen from Grace) **Mates stevei: And seals its doom tonight.[/b]
The Skeltal promptly turns into dust. Both stevei and Alicia will do more creative things next turn.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill the White to progress into the Mates base.
[ALL] Kill the Entropy Incarnate before instability and time shenanigans happen.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 4/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 100.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 19/20 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] battlefury13: 1/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
Mark of Despair: IIIIIIIIII, Demonic Flames: II.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)
[AG] Pricey12345: 18/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 19/25 HP, 242,200 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP).
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 0/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 22/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%) Shieldlock: I.
[N] Unyielding Mech: 18/20 HP, Depression: I.

[PG] Jondanger23: 14/20 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Lightly Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Unyielding mech).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Razihel).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Poison: I.

[01] Mates Players: 0/20 HP (x3), Engaged with Da Boyz, 18/20 HP, 20/20 HP (x5).
[01] The Despaired: 0/8 HP (x2), 8/8 HP (x2), Inflict Depression.
[01] SMT Demons: 0/200 MP, Regeneration (40 MP)
Oberon: 15,000/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 HP, Hex Circles (x100), Diarahan: 15 MP, Makaraharn: 50 MP.
Loki: 0/40,000 HP, Mabufudyne: 32 MP.
Abaddon: 0/30,000 HP, 50% Recoil, Hades: 32 MP.
Huonaio: 40,000/40,000 HP, Agidyne: 14 MP.
Mara: 40,000/40,000 HP, Doping: 45 MP.
Asmodeus: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blight: 14 MP.
Beelzebub: 40,000/40,000 HP, Death Flies: 50 MP.
Surt: 40,000/40,000, Ragnarok: 30 MP.
[01] Hex Circles (x301). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.

[H] Personifications: 52,666/66,666 HP (x2), 66,666/66,666 HP, Focused on Irongutta.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 105,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Fixed Star, Solar Power: 150% (+5% per turn, -5% on attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Zombie Fairy, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x800), Inspiration: II
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 82,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]IIIII[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 54,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 4/5), Bag o' Disease: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect, Inspiration: II.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 20/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Generic Hero: 44,500/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Frozen: I.
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x38), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 10,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: [b]I[/b].
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 0/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, 13 Words, Demonic Flames: II.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x11), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]II[/b].
Shoota Boy w/ a Big Shoota: 0/6,000 HP.
Barrier: 0/40,000 HP.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 52,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: [b]II[/b], Soopa Juice: [b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b].
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (60%)
[N] Beacon of Hope: 60,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 36,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 60,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 6,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 82,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks, Frozen: I.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 13/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Mortally Wounded, 13% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction

[01] Blood Tyrant: 125,000/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x100), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.
[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-a] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-07-16 20:21:00

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 3/6?
Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury
12 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
1/15 for spare charge
0/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, numbersoup and revan

As I can't do my bit relating to Eric without engie missing it, I'll simply put in Eric's attack.
Eric draws Shiva's Glory (both of them) and points them at the Blood Tyrant.
He holds them steady as a larger and larger light builds up...
spare charge expended! 15/15: Go!
The massive laser fires outwards...
And instead of hitting the blood tyrant, who was expecting to be hit with a giant beam, the beam splits around him, swirling around the room and splitting into smaller and smaller pieces.
Soon, there is a massive sphere made of lines of energy orbitting around each other, just over the blood tyrants head...
And then they slam into the hex circles, having finally attuned themselves to the hex circles, they null the energy of them and cancel all their retaliatory power.
Satisfied, Eric puts away his rifles.



Originally posted on 2016-07-17 00:36:00

I wont be playing this from Sunday to Saturday because i have to go to the hotel for almost 1 week so see ya soon.

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 07:42:00

2 spare charge. (15)
15/15 Spare charge.
4/20 Good intentions, reasonable expectations. (+1 from bomber, +1 from pricey, which I missed)

+1 to battlefury, revan, cyan.

I think I know exactly what I'll be summoning next. Due to the nature of the summon, it'll almost certainly have to be AG. Hint: Link.

Noah uses Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom.

All of Noah's entities attack the Hex Circles. If the Generic Hero works on the Blood Tyrant, it moves up to Floor 4 and bodyblocks for Verdana. The Scavenger joins the hero, if it can ignore the Retribution damage and still swaps damage vs it. If so, it attacks the Blood Tyrant. Otherwise (for both conditionals for both entities), all of Noah's entities attack the demons, focussing Mara first.

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 09:51:00

I mark the location of the floors.

"Still to weak"

Charge :reapers shotguns level 5: 2/10.

I used to be normal then it happened. And I can't say what happened without it being cryptic .

Puzzle: I. Aren't Am

Destroy Join. Hate

Slaughter Neutral. Eat

It seems he will attack in level 5 with no armour but will he survive? His body is rather pale. And translucent?

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 10:25:00

I Respawn in floor 5 and look around it seems i need a light ill make that after this post( when i see the update come)also i switch to neutral





so yeah i have been away for a REALLY long time. 60 pages wow that deserves some celebration ENGAGE THE TEMMIS MOTHERGORIILA
MOTHER GORILLA:Yes Sir!!!!!!!!


Welp time to write ze post
[big][big][big][big]Book of anti goddmodding:5 out of 15[/big][/big][/big][/big]
[big][big][big][big][big][big]hotel of Love: 3 out of 10 [/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 12:45:00

I summon 50000000000023 pro-godmodder hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a (EDIT: VERY SMALL) gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I order them to attack Huonaio and then I instantly de-summon them.

Bob: 8/20

Void Cannon: 2/4

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 18:04:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1468437503))

In the words of a deceased godmodder, "Determination is the rejection of death. Refusal to die.". Defying your narrator in a way that a certain elf could never do.

Liek if u cri evry tiem.
#BlameKer'Athri2016
Also, with the upgrade thing, I meant that he upgrades the normal obsidian armor but meh, I'll just buy the new one.

Onto the Attack!
Archangel explores the current floor, not doing anything yet.
Istina's Bag o' Disease seems to have failed so she uses it again on three random Conflict enemies.

Outsider Help: 20/20 COMPLETED (+2 from Nyarly, +1 from Post)

Archangel creates a small portal and since the Operation shenanigans are still active sends his clone inside.
The clone finds himself at a medieval style dock. All races of people are there, preparing for a long journey. And by races I don't mean human races. Which is why a dwarf is trying to sell a bag of ruby gems to five orcs (and miserably failing).
The clone walks off to one figure in a robe.
We need to talk for a bit.

...

The clone walks out of the portal and merges with Archangel.
FallenArchangel: Ladies and gentlemen!
FallenArchangel: I present to you...
FallenArchangel: That idiot.
NO.
OH GOD PLEASE NO.
NO, NO AND NO. IN THAT EXACT ORDER.
IN 28 HELLLOADS OF SOLID NOPE, THIS AIN'T HAPPENING.
Ker'Athri: What, there's no welcome back party for me?
Ker'Athri: Wow. Rude.

Ker'Athri, the Archpriest of Nocturna: Basic 20 post summon HP since I'm too lazy to do the maths, no abilities yet, yes I need to think this through a little bit better.

Alchemies:
AW Obsidian Helmet (Pre order thingy) && AW Obsidian Chestplate && Crimson Shell = Blood Armor Carapace: Level something 3/something

Charges:
Internet Hate Machine: 14/20 (+1 from Toast, Pricey and Post)
+1 to Piono, Toast and Pricey.

Nullpost:
I really need to edit this post when I get on a desktop, yaya. If I don't please Consumer do it instead of me. Thanks.

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 18:34:00

edit:

Goddamn jon

Put some breaks in those zeros
/null

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 19:57:00

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


I proceed to instead of using logical teleportation methods, smash though the wall of Floor Four kool-aid man style.
Tragically, the wall is sent flying towards the blood tyrant, who is tragically crushed. Much woe, many sad.

The wall proceeds to come alive, angry at the blood tyrant, for daring to think it is a simple wall. Multiple wall segments break off, and proceed to hand a beatdown to the Blood Tryant.

As the blood tryant is beat into a pulp, the wall proceeds to hold him in a chokehold. He smashs him against multiple walls, before smashing him into the floor. Said floor contains a maw, which sallows the Blood Tryant whole, before spitting him back into a wall.

The wall, digusted, proceeds to 1. overthrow the blood tryant and 2. use Bloodaway on the Blood Tryant, causing it's blood to go away. To the dimension of ranch. Enraged by this liquid dliution, multiple ranch elementials Plane Shift onto this plane, and use deadly, ranch-powered attacks on the tryant, reducing him to but another bloody smear. The ranch elementals and walls, satisfied, proceed to go back into their natural postions, but not before showing his smear of blood with massive amounts of ranch.




Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

18/20
14/20 + 4 from revan and toast
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 20:17:00

DOP DONE. The skeltal is deud, the Room 4 skippers have a miniboss, I rip off 0 and also jon broke the page. Please remove a lot of 0s / use scientific notation.
@Francisco: I was actually talking about Eric, not Ker'Athri. I'm not a mod, and even if I was, I couldn't edit the page with what you want. Also, I was actually thinking Gear Awakener && Crimson Shell == Awakened Crimson Shell or something like that, not merging it with the gear, which you don't have.

Originally posted on 2016-07-17 21:15:00

Very busy tomorrow, you'll have to excuse me. I use my spoil and give it as much health as possible.

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Advanced Dodgeball: 20/20 (Piono x1)
Elite Dodgeball: 11/20

+3 Piono

Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (2/6)
Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (3/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-17 22:43:00

Nyarly feels like he's forgetting something. Something involving a... Verdana! He puts his lunch plans on hold.

Nyarlathotep teleports over to Eric and Verdana,.

You seem hurt my friend.

Nyarlathotep creates some bandages and wraps them around Verdana's wounds. They seal the wounds with a rapid quickness, it appears Verdana won't die quickly as he was going to. Flesh begin growing were it was missing, Verdana becomes more whole. Dark Magic and Science, kids. Nyarlathotep is intimate with both and enjoy fusing them. Nyarly produces a dozens ofsplash potions and flings them into Verdana and Eric.

I didn't forget you either Eric, Consider this a favor SONG.

A Servitor of the Outer Gods appeas and wields an Ocarina playing the Song of Healing for a Concert of Eric and Verdana. It's nothing short of a work of art moving both of them to tears. It then return to the Lovecraft Universe. He happily grins at Verdana as the healing takes place and pantomimes blowing a kiss. Nyarly then adds a gentlemanly bow to both of them and fades like sand in the wind. Back down to the ground floor.

Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 7/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone

More Health 7/15(+1 from Doc, Piono and Battlefury)

Pay to Win 16/20

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 01:49:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (17 / 20) (+4, GM, Pricey, Piono, Toast)
imscared.exe (9 / 20)
+1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
Chaos promptly draws a circle made of Glitch around Surt. Glitched light then beams up from the circle, creating a circular barrier around him/her/tem/genderpronoun, complete with a roof! Chaos then stabs one of his arms into the ground, and moves it into the bubble with Surt from below via limb detachment. Popping up inside the bubble, Chaos starts slapping Surt silly, knocking him into the walls which end up causing it lots of pain!

Chaos then increases his slapping rate to an impressive 250 SPM (slaps per minute), constantly slamming Surt into the walls with each hit! Chaos then gets another arm into the bubble, grabs Surt, and presses him against the glitchy barrier, causing all sorts of untold glitch-based pain to it! He presses harder and harder, until the glitch bubble pops, creating a small explosion that coats Surt in glitch residue. Chaos then vacuums the residue off Surt, forms it into a gigantic hand, and slaps Surt straight outta floor 1.

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 02:10:00

Revan ignites her lightsaber and cleaves the Despaired Magic Girl in hal instantly cauterizing the severed flesh The scent of burnt flesh and fabric fills the air, it's a smell unfortunately familiar to Revan . She then Grips the bisected Magic Girl and drags her close, she unclips a thermal grenade and inserts into the chest cavity with a slight squelch.. She tosses her Despaired grenade into the water where to makes nice muffled bang before splashing water onto everyone. THe water becomes quite red and chunky.

She kneels for a moment before standing up.

Revan chuckles sadly.

Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone

More Health 7/15(+1 from Doc, Piono and Battlefury)

Pay to Win 16/20

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 02:30:00