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Destroy the Godmodder: Pain and Suffering [Disc 2 - Trials], The Establishment.
| Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 Archangel Micheal  Group: Members  Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A |
attlefury
Jun 30 2016, 04:05 PM Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 5/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 3/8 level 7 battlefury: i as have said, i fully intend to join any raids on the mates base also i inspect the stuff i looted from that other mates base. click this (Creativity Maxtrix = no.) (Wurtz History = no.) Spoiler Alert oh look a post Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 6/20 1/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas Originally posted on 2016-07-02 21:57:00 -------------------- he he
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| Eris |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 [/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A |
9/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from Revan)
9/20. Momentum Mori. (+1 from Engie) +1 fransisco, cyan, engie ~ Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level 5 - 2/6) Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 1/8) OKAY NOPE NOP NIP NUP NEP. ALICIA ATTACK INCOMING. Noah: now that's just rude. Noah rushes up to Alicia, grabs her by the back of the shirt, or whatever she is wearing, and shoves her towards the ground. She winces, expecting to hit the ground, but nothing comes. She remembers she's in the Divine Fissure. She prepares to laugh in Noah's face, but when she opens her eyes, everything around her is just... Dark. As she looks up, the last sliver of light is swallowed up by an inky blackness. Noah voice echoes from all directions. Noah: Trying to control the demon...? Noah: I've tried, it doesn't really work this way. Noah: ... Noah: Either way, I'm not going to take this sitting down. Noah: I have a feeling you will though. Alicia blinks once, and suddenly finds herself strapped to a chair. The sound of a film reel spinning can be heard, and what looks like a prototype Tapeworm slithers into view. The Prototape curls itself into a reel, and a light begins to shine the pictures directly into her eyes- Burning them into her mind in perhaps the most literal sense possible in this case. She closes her eyes to protect them from the creature, and begins to see the actual picture on the back of her eyelids. A moving picture. Noah: Time to take a extended vacation down memory lane. She suddenly sees herself, dead on the ground nearby. The 'burning film effect' obstructs most of the details... then she sees the Demon. It looks impatiently at her, and gestures to the object between them. A stylised heart, one half blue with black trim, the other black with purple trim. Alicia suddenly notices her hand beginning to fade into oblivion. That's all the motivation she needs. Noah's Demon smiles maliciously, and the entire scene begins to fade to white. She suddenly realises that the light was actually the Prototape malfunctioning, and that her retinas have been royally wrecked. Once again, she struggles, but the Prototape quickly readjusts itself for the next 'film'. Once again, it begins playing a film directly onto Alicia's eyelids, forcing her to close them. Alicia suddenly feels young. Very young. A handful of lettered blocks sit next to her, arranged messily across the ground. The rest of the features are once again burnt out and white. An indecipherable flurry of speech came towards young Alicia, the sources being two figures with blanked faces. She looks down, and notices the word "W E A K" formed out of the blocks. She looks behind her, "K I L L T H E M". A shadowy hand begins to form among the blank whiteness, and hands Alicia an intricate shortblade. She takes it, regardless of whether she wanted to. She takes one step forward towards the blank figures, then the tape burns out again. Coincidentally, so do Alicia's eyes. This time, Noah is standing in front of her. Noah: Now, Noah: Don't you have better things to do than pick through my memories? Noah's fist flies through the air. Then WHAM. She's out like a light. Alicia wakes up in the exact same time and place as before, but slightly more in need of an optometrist. Noah: if you got one thing from that, "don't". Originally posted on 2016-07-02 23:05:00 |
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| ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 GLORIOUS LEADER Group: Members Posts: 1202 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
So, I finished the update. And failed to actually upload it. And my laptop is already off, so yeah.
But fear not! Terraria style depths to the rescue! Onslaught smashes Istina for 32k damage. It then takes 5k damage from being Triggered. Okuu uses Mega Flare to blast the PG mimes to the death, and deal 4k damage to Onslaught. Orin switches to Zombie Fairy, summons 200 zombie fairies, and attacks the skeletal for 20k damage. Isty fails to hit the Crimson Red but hits the Everlasting for 15k HP. The Lesser Mimes hit le skeltal for 6k. Le skeletal removes le life from Life Force. This does nothing as the Cultist is deud. Not deud deud, but deud. "Dead" isn't splet like that? Oh shut up. The Generic Hero generically guards Noah. The Fire Bros rush and burn Onslaught for a turn. The Crimson Red attaches itself to Isty, before dialling 10k damage to her. It gains 5k via the POWER OF DRAIN™ before defending 5k. The Everlasting whacks Orin for 10k. The Cultist then whacks her again for 8k. Orin is a sad cat. 3:( Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before healing le skeltal and the PGs to max. She then boosts the Crimson Red/Everlasting's stats by 1.5, before boosting the Unread Cultist's stats by 2.5. She then laughs at Isty for whatever reason, before throwing a familiar looking amulet at Onslaught. Nothing happens. Yet. How anticlimactic. [ITINERARY] [ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them. [ALL] Kill Onslaught before it becomes too powerful. [ALL] Remove the Divine Ravine before this becomes a Ravine scenario or you horribly die. [AG]: Kill Alicia111. [AG]: Summon entities. Lots. [PG]: Protect Alicia111. [BATTLEFIELD] Terrain: Divine Ravine (All entities without platforming or Airborn take 10,000 damage per turn. Separation: IIIII.) Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.) AG Entity Advantage: TRUE Idlers [AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP. [AG] battlefury13: 14/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III ), Hyperdeath: I [AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 5/20 HP, SHIELDED, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: IIIII, Hyperdeath: I [AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 12/20 HP. [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 5/10 HP, Descendence: III, 242,200 Research [LOCKED]. [PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 2% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction. [A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana). [A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah). [A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn. [A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly). [A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel). [A] Ushek's Collar: Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (SONG/Eric). [A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury). [A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants) [H-BOSS] Onslaught: 311,000/410,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia, Bloodthirst: [b]II, Wurtz'd: II, Trigger Burn: II, Burn: I[/b] [AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 67,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 110% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: III. [AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Zombie Fairy, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x500). [AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 41,500/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 0/5), Bag o' Disease: IIIIIIIIII, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption. [AG] Lesser Mimes: 5,000/25,000 HP (x4). [N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: [b]III[/b]. [N] Generic Hero: 55,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII. [N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x40), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members. [PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), 50% HP Drain, Everlasting: 60,000/60,000 HP, 50% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red. [PG] Undead Cultist: 100,000/100,000 HP, 0 Life Force. [GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP The Fortress Spoils of War So yeah. I hope you can do maths and use your intuition. If somebody wants to piece this into an actual battlefield, there will be rewards, and if you make it 'proper' P&S style, there will be hefty rewards. Anyway, get posting. Originally posted on 2016-07-03 00:07:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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| pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 Weaver of Fates Group: Admin Posts: 2622 Joined: 11-August 18Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A |
Welp, last round's BBC failures aside,
@toast: relationship points would not be lost with Eric, as it was SONG who tried to steal it. Eric's busy having a conversation with Gale, and had no idea the artifact hijacking was taking place. @consumer: Not going to put up too much of a fuss, but Toast was still ded, he shouldn't have been able to counter-steal. I finish francisco's chestplate. It immdiately appears to him. I start on francisco's helmet 6 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 14/15 for spare charge +1 to revan, engie and numbersoup SONG turns down nyarlathotep's offer. Sorry, we've got enough already, and that might violate another contract I already have with someone else. Meanwhile back in the Fortress. So... you two, I have a proposition for you. "I'd turn it down just by knowing who it's for, but knowing who it's for, I probably don't have the option to do so." Nope. You do not. Here's the gist of it, you've got X amount of time before we go castle crashing. I've pinned down where the Mates main base is, and therefore where Stevei will be when we start breaking all of his stuff. Right now everyone on the Battlefield is busy with a few things, once things calm down a little bit, I'm thinking we'll go off and level the place, loot some previous artifacts, and perma-death stevei. Sound like a plan? "For once this is actually something I'm interested in doing, yes, so long as you actually put your omniscience to use for once." Already got that covered. Until then, you two lovebirds might want to check out the new cafe in town. See ya! "...lovebirds? Where did he pull that from?" Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2016-07-03 01:01:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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| Eris |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A |
I've done my best, but it's more than likely I have missed something due to being on mobile, also not knowing which information Consumer had and hadn't already added. I guess O coudl have deduced it but really I don't have the patience for that.
[ITINERARY] [ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them. [ALL] Kill Onslaught before it becomes too powerful. [ALL] Remove the Divine Ravine before this becomes a Ravine scenario or you horribly die. [AG]: Kill Alicia111. [AG]: Summon entities. Lots. [PG]: Protect Alicia111. [BATTLEFIELD] Terrain: Divine Ravine (All entities without platforming or Airborn take 10,000 damage per turn. Separation: IIIII.) Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.) AG Entity Advantage: TRUE Idlers [AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP. [AG] battlefury13: 14/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Hyperdeath: I [AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 5/20 HP, [AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 12/20 HP. [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 5/10 HP, Descendence: III, 242,200 Research [LOCKED]. [PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 2% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction. [A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana). [A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah). [A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn. [A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly). [A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel). [A] Ushek's Collar: Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (SONG/Eric). [A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury). [A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants) [H-BOSS] Onslaught: 311,000/410,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia, Bloodthirst: [b]I[b]I[/b], Wurtz'd: I, Trigger Burn: I, Burn: I[/b] [AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 67,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 110% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: III. [AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x500). [AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 41,500/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 0/5), Bag o' Disease: IIIIIIIIII, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption. [AG] Lesser Mimes: 5,000/25,000 HP (x4). [N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: [b]III[/b]. [N] Generic Hero: 55,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII. [N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x40), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members. [PG] Crimson Red: 97'500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), 50% HP Drain, Everlasting: 10,000/60,000 HP, 50% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red. [PG] Undead Cultist: 50,000/100,000 HP, 0 Life Force. [GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP The Fortress Spoils of War I haven't done the spoil or fortress, because fuck trying to do them on mobile. Originally posted on 2016-07-03 01:27:00 |
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| Revan |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 Once upon a time was Revan, now ... Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Azathoth's Court Status: N/A |
Nyarlathotep smiles,
Finally, I can do this. I've been waiting almost forever to gather strength, I can't understand why you lot take such a rush from slashing some poor sap when he can stab you back so easily. Oh, don't worry, I'd never leave you lot. I'm just more a behind the scenes guy. And besides I'd never leave you behind Verdana. The sarcasm is tinged with something, its not anything close to love or affection... Possessiveness? It appears that Nyarlathotep being invested in any person isn't exactly... Healthy. Nyarly blows a kiss to Verdana. Hopefully you'll enjoy your new friend. Nyarly takes a step back as the new player character takes over and is brought into AcensionCraft. Revan,who funnily enough, isn't a self insert. She shifts her weight unsteadily and glances around. Her body language screams both a familiarity and surprise. Her form concealing, old school Jedi Robes combined with her mask, heavy gloves, and boots makes one wonder how long it will it take for her to get heatstroke in this Desert. "Another godmodding war. Joy." She glances at Alicia and can almost feel the energy radiating off of her. She tries moving before wincing painfully. She appears to have inherited everything Nyarly had. Even the damage. She grabs a small medkit expending the healing charge. She jabs the healing fluid within the kit into her via a needle. It makes the click for the heal being successful. She groans and moves around, once more. She observes the rest of the PGs find the rather bizarre sight Nyarlathotep massaging Verdana upon a rather nice looking massage chair, kneading his back. He makes it look like this is a perfectly normal occurrence. Somehow making both Nyarly and Verdana look rather dignified. You seem rather irked. Revan's level of done with your shit have long surpassed irked. She simply stares at him, her fist trembling slightly in rage. She walks to Alicia. "I'm going to ask this of you once. Please let me of this... server and I won't bother you. Otherwise, I'll have to leave the hard way." John DeFoe 11/20 Revan's Rage 2/20 (+1 Piono) Basic Lightsaber Hilt && Basic Circuitry && Lightsaber Emitter && Basic Generator && Revan's Purple Focusing Crystal = ?Basic Lightsaber? Revan's Mask || Reinforced Metal =? +1 to Piono, Doc, and Manga Originally posted on 2016-07-03 05:01:00 -------------------- [big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]
[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0) A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0) Outer Statue (Level: 4) Our King (Level 7) Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0) [/spoiler] Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace |
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| Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A |
Shouldn't Trigbun and Wurt not have ticked down, since they where inflicted this round? just sayin
/null Originally posted on 2016-07-03 12:28:00 -------------------- he he
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| Eris |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A |
11/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from Revan)
10/20. Momentum Mori. +1 fransisco, cyan, engie ~ Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level 5 - 3/6) Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 2/8) Probably the last new alchemy for a while. Will start after the Obsidian Shield is done. (Synth && Bass Guitar) || (Liquid Melancholy && Images of Characters Dying In Webcomics) = Feels Bass (Level ? - 0/?) @battlefury, I don't know the exact rules regarding the ticking up of charges and ticking down of effects. I usually try to avoid entities with charged abilities. Onslaught is Onslaughtered by waves of Eldritch Shippers. Originally posted on 2016-07-03 13:06:00 |
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| NumberSoup |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 820 Joined: 8-August 18Age: N/A Location: Here Status: N/A |
I look over the wall of switches, buttons, and screens in front of me. I settle my eyes on a small group of red buttons to my left and decide to just start pressing them. What's the worst that could happen? Click. A sudden wind begins trying to push me towards the door, steadily increasing in strength. I quickly press the same button again, and it stops. Maybe I should consult the manual. I pick up a massive book from the back corner of the room and dust it off. I leaf through the manual for a few minutes.
I finally press the button to the right of the previous one. Nothing happens, as far as I can tell, but that's a good thing. I walk out of the back room, past the counter, and look out the front window. Sure enough, slips of paper are raining out of the sky as far as the eye can see, and hopefully beyond. I turn around to look for Timbit, and call him over. "I want to see those sheets," I say, "Could you bring one in please?" Timbit makes what passes for a nod. I push the door open for him and he flies out. He positions himself in place to catch one of the falling papers, then flies back into the cafe. I take the sheet from the top of his head and read it. You are invited to the Grand Opening of the Battlefield Cafe. All are welcome. Combat will not be tolerated. Some of the papers fall onto Onslaught, giving him terrible papercuts. Charge: 9/15 Charge: 6/20 (+1 Piono) +3 Piono Scrying Glass && Mirror = Mirror Mirror (3/3) Wand && Child Safety Lock = Safety Wand (3/4) Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2016-07-03 14:22:00 |
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| Revan |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Once upon a time was Revan, now ... Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Azathoth's Court Status: N/A |
Revan walks into the Battlefield Cafe and takes a seat, she calmly thinks about healing and attempts to jumpstart the process. Her wounds slowly begin knitting themselves together reparing the damage of fights that were not hers. Flesh and bone return to there original state. The sharp pains turn to dull ones and eventually fade away. She lets a small smile underneath her helm appear.
Nyarly takes a seat on the oppostite end of the Cafe, he invited Verdana to the Opening and patiently waits for him. Everyonce and a while he gives the smuggest of looks to Revan. He then orders a drink and something to eat for himself. He orders something to eat for Verdana. Supernatural knowledge is highly convenient for ordering food for others. Revan coughs awkwardly. She asks what some of the items are on the menu. The server begins by patiently explaining what a grilled cheese is. John DeFoe 12/20 Revan's Rage 3/20 Basic Lightsaber Hilt && Basic Circuitry && Lightsaber Emitter && Basic Generator && Revan's Purple Focusing Crystal = ?Basic Lightsaber? Revan's Mask || Reinforced Metal =? +1 to Piono, Battlefury, and Cyan Originally posted on 2016-07-03 15:05:00 -------------------- [big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]
[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0) A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0) Outer Statue (Level: 4) Our King (Level 7) Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0) [/spoiler] Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace |
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| Francisco Scaramanga Jr |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 The Plague and the Cure Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
FallenArchangel: Noah, I decided to accept your-
FallenArchangel: Oh. FallenArchangel: I'm dead. /respawn Entity Attacks: Istina slowly walks towards Alicia. You can see pure hatred in her eyes. Well, you can't, since she is still wearing that mask. Because she's lazy, she just teleports away. No matter how much she hates Alicia, she didn't do anything to her yet. Alchemies: Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 5/6) Charges: Mime Mask: 15/20 (+2 from Toast and Piono, +1 from Post) +1 to Toast, Revan and Piono Nullpost: At this point, Francisco isn't narrating. Now Archangel does whatever he wants. If Francisco still had connection with him, something else would have happened. Probably something stupid. CATNAROK IS NIGH. Originally posted on 2016-07-03 16:02:00 -------------------- Current Character:
Ker'Athri Uroboros A Dark Elf mage which got thrown into all this mess, will probably find all your loopholes you missed and abuse them to oblivion. |
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| NumberSoup |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 820 Joined: 8-August 18Age: N/A Location: Here Status: N/A |
I lean against the counter and watch the first few people enter the cafe. Timbit flies over to listen to someone's order and nods. The food and drink immediately appear on the table, and the drone flies off to take some woman's order. A few seconds later, he flashes a purple light, a signal for me to come over to talk or do some other human task.
I walk over to the table and the woman immediately asks me what a grilled cheese is. I sigh internally. There's multiverse-compatible wi-fi here, so there's no reason customers can't just look things up. I pretend to be patient, though. The customer is always right and all that. Of course, that ignores the fact I'm the owner and only employee of this place. Well, besides Timbit. Still, no sense in being rude. "Do you know what a sandwich is?" I start by asking. Another projection appears in front of Onslaught.  Onslaught is very happy someone finally loves them. However, this meme soon appears at the same spot.  Onslaught's heart is broken. Literally. ((Am I using these terrible memes correctly?)) Charge: 10/15 Charge: 7/20 +3 Piono Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (1/6) Wand && Child Safety Lock = Safety Wand (4/4) Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2016-07-03 17:24:00 |
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| Bomber57 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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 The Devious CEO of Hellco. Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
The sky above Onslaught begins to warp slightly, having an effect similar to gravity lensing. The effect grows more and more powerful, until a horrible tearing noise is heard. Reality tears itself apart at this point, opening a large rift above Onslaught. A gut-wrenching screeching sound emanates from the hole, until suddenly something begins to emerge from it. A massive object is suddenly thrust out of the portal, hurtling towards Onslaught like an asteroid. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be an immense ball of scrap held together by some rope and duct tape Before Onslaught can react, the scrap heap smashes him right in the head. Upon impact it makes a loud BANG and explodes violently, scattering bits and pieces of metal in all directions. Suffering from the blow to the head, Onslaught collapses to the ground, knocked unconscious if only for a moment.
Emerging from one of the larger piles of debris is some sort of green creature. He stands at over seven feet tall, and probably would be taller if it didn't have a hunched posture. The creature has a muscular and stocky frame, and seems like he would be able to shrug off blows most other creatures would succumb to. Closer inspection shows that he is wearing clothes, and is equipped with some tools on his belt, including a gun that doesn't seem like it would be functional. Quite simply, a brutish, and probably dumb creature. At least, that is what a fool would assume. "Ohhh, me head. Rough landin' dat was." Irongutta took his goggles off his eyes and looked around, surveying wherever he was. "Zog, where'd dat tellyporta I waz workin' on take me?" Scratching his head, he saw a few interesting landmarks around him. There was some kind of humie fortress nearby, and over in some other direction was an unimpressive building titled Battlefield Cafe. Then he saw the slew of entities fighting each other, some of which have stopped to look at him and the destruction he caused. "I fink I see wot's goin' on 'ere." Irongutta cracked a huge grin, which pronounced his large tusks even more. He shouts out at no one in particular. "Oi! I don't know wot planet dis is, but I know a good fight when I seez one." He felt for his bigga gun, only to find it was missing. "Bah, must've lost it in da crash, along wiv me kustom armor. Ah well, I fink I am goin' ta have plenty o' scrap to work wiv here, heheh." Irongutta doesn't seem to choose any particular alignment, and gets to work. +3 to Numbersoup Charges: Da Boyz: 1/10 Gettin' To Work: 1/15 Alchemies: Shoota && Zzap Pack = ??? Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits. Shrapnel && Stick && Basic Explosives = Stikkbomb A crude grenade reminiscent of the Ullapool Caber, consisting of a stick with an explosive part at the end and a pin at the bottom. Originally posted on 2016-07-03 20:10:00 |
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| ConsumerOfAll |
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GLORIOUS LEADER Group: Members Posts: 1202 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
So, Toast made a Battlefield. On mobile. Thanks. +3 for that. On another note, I've fixed a lot of the BBCode abomination that was the old Battlefield, and culled and replaced the Spoil section. New pretty colours are soon to come, provided I get far with this update. Which I won't.
Onslaught takes 19,000 damage, and guesses that the heres were added in the onslaught has to guess paragraph, as that's the only 'heres' there. It's stupid, but "SCREW THIS". You then deal another 19,000 damage due to forgotten Hyperdeath.
By the power of demons from Ava's Demon and Prototape, Alicia takes 1 damage. **Divinity Alicia111: As far as I can tell, you don't have brainwashing, or mental suggestion.[b] **Divinity Alicia111: I mean, I'm dealling with a Hostile boss, but I should be able to influence it slightly, although it will likely backfire after.[b] **Divinity Alicia111: If this somehow works.[/b][/b]
Your denial of Nyarly's offer causes Ushek's Collar to disappear. demonologist: this is going to be fun. demonologist: i also question how you came to that conclusion.
Basic Lightsaber Hilt && Basic Circuitry && Lightsaber Emitter && Basic Generator && Revan's Purple Focusing Crystal = Basic Lightsaber (Level 4: 1/5) Revan's Mask || Reinforced Metal = Mask Ingot (Level 1: 1/2) You should probably use && on that second one for intended results. You swap to being Revan the Jedi, before raising Verdana's affection by [b][b]**Divinity Alicia111: If I let people go, I won't have any subjects. [b][b][b]**Divinity Alicia111: As well as showing weakness.[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
Statuses tick down just before an entity acts, and charges go up just after. Onslaught takes 10,000 damage.
Alicia creates an alt, and teleports them to the Cafe just in case something, well, interesting happens. Onslaught takes 8,000 damage.
You heal yourself for 4 HP.
the respawny thing is done. yaya. remember that you can't charge while doing the respawny thing.
Onslaught goes full SCREW THIS mode, and shows the filthy may-mays to Alicia, who is not bothered, as she is not Onslaught.
Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 1/4) Shrapnel && Stick && Basic Explosives = Stikkbomb (Level 1: 1/2) Onslaught takes 22,000 damage via da orky taktiks or something like that as I don't know 40k well. Welcome to the game. [END OF TURN BATTLE] Hyperdeath fades away. Verdana loses 10% attraction. Divine magic blasts the non Airborn for 10,000 damage, with Onslaught cheating to not count as part of that. Onslaught takes 1,000 damage from normal Burn and 5,000 damage from Trigger Burn, before Alicia tries to make it do something, likely to Istina. It stares at her blankly, before charging towards the PG side and smashing into the Undead Cultist for 32,000 damage. Utsuho gains 10% Solar Power, before readying the Third Eye, and blasting Onslaught, the skeltal and the Fire Bros for 4,000 damage or 8 fire bros killed. Rin heals Istina for 15,000 HP, before her Zombie Fairies blast the Undead Cultist for 5,000 damage. Isty walks up to Alicia, who smiles at Isty and thinks about the poor fate that she desperately wants to inflict on Istina for opposing her, as well as getting at a Descendant at the same time. Regardless, Istina's teleporting manages to teleport the Everlasting into the ground for 15,000 damage, which promptly inflicts 7,500 recoil onto Istina. The Lesser Mimes do a mime dance and traumatise the Everlasting for 6,000 damage, before it promptly returns 750 damage to them. The Skeltal charges up more Sp00py word removal. The Generic Hero attempts to bash Onslaught by the power of Bill Wurtz, but it throws it into the Everlasting for 15,000 damage. The Everlasting probably counts as mythical and declines to counter attack, especially as Alicia wants to keep it alive. The Everlasting is then salty at being attacked, before ripping through three Lesser Mimes. The Crimson Red consums the remaining Lesser Mime before using a gloopy psuedopod to bash Utsuho for 10,000 damage. The Undead Cultist punches Rin for 25,000 before gaining 50,000 Life Force. Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before sending every Airborn. She'd appreciate it if they didn't die to status effects. She then heals the Skeltal to full, before failing to see the need to do anything else. Yet. [ITINERARY] [ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them. [ALL] Kill Onslaught before it becomes too powerful. [ALL] Remove the Divine Ravine before this becomes a Ravine scenario or you horribly die. [AG]: Kill Alicia111. [AG]: Summon entities. Lots. [PG]: Protect Alicia111. [BATTLEFIELD] Terrain: Divine Ravine (All entities without platforming or Airborn take 10,000 damage per turn. Separation: IIIII.) Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.) AG Entity Advantage: TRUE Idlers [AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP. [AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III). [AG] Revan: 13/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: IIIII. [AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 9/20 HP. [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 2/10 HP, Descendance: III, 242,200 Research [LOCKED]. [N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 17/20 HP. [PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 14% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction. [A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana). [A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah). [A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn. [A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly). [A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel). [A] Ushek's Collar: Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (SONG/Eric). [A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury). [A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants) [H-BOSS] Onslaught: 250,000/410,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia, Bloodthirst: [b]II, Wurtz'd: I, Trigger Burn: I.[/b] [AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 57,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 120% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b]. [AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Zombie Fairy, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x500). [AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 39,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 0/5), Bag o' Disease: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption. [N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, 7 Words, Corruption: [b]II[/b]. [N] Generic Hero: 45,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII. [N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x32), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members. [PG] Crimson Red: 102,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 29,000/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red. [PG] Undead Cultist: 53,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 66,000 Life Force. [GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP The Fortress Spoils of War Originally posted on 2016-07-03 20:30:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A |
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 5/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 4/8 level 7 i inspect the purple shit i got from that one mates base. i then grab the flame sword I decide to do an attack. wh9u8wewgifg8i;rebnrbrebnru;rvbwv-h9buebnn9ge9b[9geb90egbu9g9bueb9eu9gbueb9guebgu9ebg9eriwjnvoeswnebvoirnbrtiomerrhr 41h56+r6r1hb56de1rb7r64rh1b65d1rhy65 10hr5rh r1s h rh5 1r5h1sh15rsw4h15641h65441hs56e41rhbs47rh46rs165d1gh1564ju1y654s1g78asvc456a1wg85e4186v 5a1eg6 58e1s v61e8g61v aeg 1e g651a fev8s6v1a61va1a+aw1 fa wf1awg51e ae5 w 1e a1g5 14ui 1i5 d1 s51a 5f15 w1ag515eh Nothing like keyboarding mashing for an attack! The mashedboards fly at Alicia even though she will just effortless probably dodge them Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 7/20 2/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas Originally posted on 2016-07-04 00:26:00 -------------------- he he
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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The Plague and the Cure Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Archangel hands over a healing potion to Istina, and then...
Doing nothing. Because he can't think of an attack. His laziness depresses Oslaught. Who just feels pity for everyone who is as lazy as Archangel. Entity attacks: Istina walks toward Alicia, again. Istina: Now, Allie, something about you I don't understand. Istina: One day you just came here and declared the server your own. Istina: Wouldn't it be easier if you just made your own server? If you want, you could trap them there, but you are just keeping many innocent people locked here, like in a cage. Istina: So, could you just not- ugh, why do I always psychologize everything? Anyway, you could just let us leave and make your server. Or since you already own this one, you can recreate it into anything you want. Alicia probably gives 0 [Gorilla]s about that and attacks her, which is why Istina already created a teleport-prof force field in front of her. Charges: Mime Mask: 18/20 (+3 from Update, +1 from Post) DTG Co. Brand Anti-Corruption Soap: 18/20 (+4 from above) Originally posted on 2016-07-04 13:43:00 -------------------- Current Character:
Ker'Athri Uroboros A Dark Elf mage which got thrown into all this mess, will probably find all your loopholes you missed and abuse them to oblivion. |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Weaver of Fates Group: Admin Posts: 2622 Joined: 11-August 18Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A |
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8/15 spare charge 8/15 spare charge +1 to revan, numbersoup and francisco Eric catches one of the falling pamphlets, then looks up at the cafe. He shrugs. "Sure, why not? I'm a bit hungry anyways." Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2016-07-04 22:23:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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| Eris |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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16/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from Fransisco, +3 from delays)
17/20. Momentum Mori. (+3 from delays, +3 from battlefield) +1 bomber, battlefury, revan Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level 5 - 4/6) Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 3/8) THE (ELDRITCH) FEEL(ER)S. Noah: when i said demon. Noah: i meant demon with a capital 'd'. Noah: as you're not really trying to control onslaught here. Noah: you're really trying to control him. Noah: and... Noah: if you can do that... Noah: well, i'll be impressed to say the least Noah points out that 4'000/2'000 isn't 8. Only 2 Fire Bros. should have died. Also, don't forget to apply recoil, since that's a thing that exists. The Fire Bros. do their thing on Onslaught, while the Generic Generic generically generics Onslaught. skeltal gains two words, then removes the words "words" "from" and "description" from itself. it then uses it's remaining power/words to remove itself. and just like that, it vanishes. Noah gets Onslaught's nose. It points out that it doesn't have a nose. Noah points out that he obviously doesn't have his nose then. They both look, and realise that Noah actually has Onslaught's liver. Noah then feeds Onslaught a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, and without a liver to defend itself with, it immediately explodes. Originally posted on 2016-07-05 13:22:00 |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Once upon a time was Revan, now ... Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: Azathoth's Court Status: N/A |
Revan stands up from the table and sets down a few decicredits before taking her food to go.
"Welp, tried the high road." Revan cracks her knuckles before looking at Onslaught. She points to Onslaught and draws a line across her neck. And then, she's gone. Suddenly, Onslaught reels from a blow to the face, a bit of blood trickles down it's face. How... A sicking crack straight into its ribcage, it staggers back to face Revan. Revan gestures at Onslaught and suddenly it's pulled... Directly into Revan's fist laying it upon its back faster than you can say Screw This. Revan slams her boot into its chest before flinging it up again with the Force. She then pulls the discarded weapons of long dead entities up and flings them all into Onslaught slamming hundreds of weapons into it before sharply yanking it back down with the Force. "Best part is, this either hurts you or it has the chance to hurt Alicia. Either way, good for me." John DeFoe 16/20 (+3 to both charges for latedop) Revan's Rage 8/20(+1 from Piono, Manga and Doc) Basic Lightsaber Hilt && Basic Circuitry && Lightsaber Emitter && Basic Generator && Revan's Purple Focusing Crystal = Basic Lightsaber (Level 4 3/5) Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal =? +1 to Piono, Angie, and Doc Originally posted on 2016-07-05 15:15:00 -------------------- [big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]
[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0) A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0) Outer Statue (Level: 4) Our King (Level 7) Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0) [/spoiler] Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace |
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| NumberSoup |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:10 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 820 Joined: 8-August 18Age: N/A Location: Here Status: N/A |
Out of nowhere, Chicken Little appears on the Battlefield, crying, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" Onslaught doesn't believe him of course, because I mean, that's dumb. Also, it's not like you could do anything if the sky was actually falling except spend your last moments with your loved ones. However, Onslaught should've watched Chicken Little's movie, Chicken Little. Maybe then he wouldn't be surprised when a UFO descends from the heavens and blasts him with lasers and other sci-fi weaponry.
Dodgeball Lessons: 14/20 (+3 free) Zoned Out: 11/20 (+1 Piono, +3 free) +3 Piono Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (2/6) Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (1/6) Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2016-07-05 15:34:00 |
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