QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1447202927))

Morality: 10/10 Super Morality 19/25 topaz, proof x2 +1 proof +1 topazian "How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 3/3 Bomb AND Band of Morality 1/5 Morality HP: 40,000/40,000 Attack: None Ability: Moral Dilemma [All entities on the field have a balanced chance of having their attack fail] Captain Morality goes up to the werecat and feeds it some potion of healing in a bowl.

Morality summoned. This is going to be quite a bit of fun for the both of us, I assure you.

BAND OF MORALITY: A ring bristling with the essence of morality. You can feel the good deeds waiting to happen.

You heal 4,500 HP.

Bomb && Band of Morality = Morality Hell (Level 4: 1/5)

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1447204724))

Noob Overlord 14/25 (+1 from Topaz) NES Zapper Person 2/10 Sword && Element && Fart = Smelly Element Blade (Level 1: 2/2) T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 1/??? Donald Duck Pic && Trumpet = Donald Trump Poster 1/??? I use the Smelly Element Blade to attack the Glands. The Noob King beats the crap out of the Glands!

SMELLY ELEMENT BLADE: A shortsword with a blade wrought of tempered copper drenched in the most horrendous of thiols, thiolacetone in particular. The stench is quite literally unbearable.

You begin to vomit profusely, the acids striking the Glands, and dealing 4,000 damage.

T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 (Level 2: 1/3)
Donald Duck Pic && Trumpet = Donald Trump Poster (Level 0: 1/1)

DONALD TRUMP POSTER: The hideous visage of a revolting monster is emblazoned upon the banner. Why would anybody print this. The Godmodder looks at you in disgust.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1447211881))

((It was nullified, the full thing would have basically been a solar apocalypse, the whole planet going up in flames. Yeah.)) "...Y'know, those aviators ARE pretty cool. I wish I had a pair." Shard takes out an ender crystal from his (non-euclidean) backpack or something, and uses it to heal the Werecat. If nobody else is going to order it, I'll have it attack the boss. Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 3/4 Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) 3/5 In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 10/20 (+1 from NumberSoup) Planetary Decline 7/50 +1 NumberSoup +1 Redstone

I assure you, there would not have been nearly such a problem.

You heal 3,000 HP.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1447270432))

Noob Overlord 15/25 NES Zapper Person 4/10 (+1 from Topaz) T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 2/3 +2 to Topaz I beat the crap out of the Head(s).

2,000 damage to a Head.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1447272592))

She pets the werecat again, then orders it to Brutalize the forgotten beast's body, assisting it in this endeavor by popping a rocket launcher out of her shoulder and firing a series of drills at the forgotten beast's body. Thin RED Line: 7/10 Vera: 7/10

3,000 damage to the Body, and +1 to the Pet Count.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1447275627))

Super Morality 20/25 Ultra Morality 2/50 topaz +1 proof +1 topazian Bomb AND Band of Morality 2/5 A Drawing of Grist AND 3D Printer 1/? Captain Morality puts out the Werecat using a fire blanket.

You eliminate the Burned status effect.

A Drawing of Grist AND 3D Printer = Illicit Grist Printer (Level 15: 1/16)

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1447291826))

Shard, not knowing what Ciwa Rofelawème is, cannot make any relevant attacks. However, the one thing that he knows is that it doesn't have eyes. Therefore, it cannot be Ciwa Rofelawème if it doesn't have any I's! It turns into Cwa Rofelawème. The Communication Workers of America promptly sue Cwa Rofelawème for copyright issues. The judge just happens to be an angry Hammer Bro, who fires a few hammers at Cwa Rofelawème. A Phoenix under the name Wright then assults Cwa Rofelawème with random legal jargon and... a sword? A bunch of Miis come out into the court, and take out... a basketball and tennis ball, along with several tennis rackets. They start playing basketball and tennis respectively, and the balls all hit Cwa Rofelawème. Unfortunately, the tennis balls were timed bombs which just happened to explode right as they hit Cwa Rofelawème, and the basketballs were made of solid obsidian. At this point, Cwa Rofelawème is crying for mercy, and takes some plastic googly I's and puts them in it's name. Ciwa Rofelawème then exits the court, as it explodes behind him. Cool guys don't look at explosions. Of course, unless there's a random diamond sword coming out from it, and impaling said cool guy, AKA Ciwa Rofelawème. Welcome to the world of politics, Ciwa. Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 4/4 [DONE!] Starstone Amulet (Level I): ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A weak amulet that augments Shard's affinity with starlight by a bit. Allows Shard access to the following basic attacks: Star Blast (LvL 1): A basic blast of solidified stardust. Deals weak to moderate damage based on the amount of sunlight there is. 5 Star Points. Synthesis (LvL 1): Gathers one star point from the sun. Only works if exposed to the sunlight. If night, this is a two post charge. Will only come into effect when my "RPGified" charge comes into play. Can only be used if Shard is Level I or higher. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you haven't guessed already, I'm planning to treat Shard as a RPG character, primarily focused around his various alchemies. Shard will still retain his attack during my post, but his attacks as the RPG characters will get the alchemy bonus (I hope). This will happen when my "RPGified" charge finishes. And yes, he WILL gain HP. So yeah. Feel free to nope it if you want, I just felt like doing something different from DTG0, so I wouldn't get bored. Basic Cap || Titanium = Titanium Wand Cap 1/??? Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) 4/5 In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 12/20 (+1 from NumberSoup) RPGified 9/50 +1 NumberSoup +1 Redstone

Ciwa Rofelawème is a highly dangerous titanic Forgotten Beast composed entirely of copper, and covered in toxic glands which spew forth a number of deadly toxins. Anyhow, you deal 9,000 damage to the Body.

I have no qualms whatsoever with this RPG idea. Good luck.

Basic Cap || Titanium = Titanium Wand Cap (Level 2: 1/3)

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The Noob King attacks the Glands for 9,000 damage. All other AG entities idle.

The Werecat uses Brutalization upon Ciwa Rofelawème, as ordered. They leap atop the creature, and begin to hack madly at the copper. Moments later, a portion of the Body is an unrecognizable mess. 20,000 damage! The Werecat proceeds to take 3,000 poison damage.

Ciwa Rofelawème, on the other hand, readies an equally deadly attack. Acid Rain. Strange green liquid evaporates off of the Glands, levitating into the sky. Soon enough, thick smog appears, in the form of a deathly cloud. Moments pass unaffected. Then, it begins to pour down. Acid, that is. All non-PG entities take 8,500 damage, killing all three Crystal Slivers, and summoning three more in its place. Hah.

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THE BATTLEFIELD:

Grist Cache: 0.

Arcane Gem [AG] HP: 6,000/20,000. Summons three Crystal Shards upon taking damage.
Crystal Sliver [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000 x3.
Noob King [AG] HP: 31,500/40,000.

Morality [N] HP: 31,500/40,000. (All entities on the field have a balanced chance of having their attack fail).
Werecat [N] HP: 8,000/32,000. Poisoned II Pet Count: 12.5. Brutalization III

Ciwa Rofelawème [PG-BOSS] Heads: 54,000/54,000 HP x3, 52,000/54,000 HP. Body: 76,000/120,000 HP. Glands 22,000/22,000 HP x4, 5,000/22,000 HP.
Acid Rain III Stinger IIII Air Front IIIII

Godmodder [GM] HP: 79/80.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 02:30:00

((Ooh, goody! That means I can use it. *rubs hands together menacingly*))
An ambulance comes rolling up, coming to a stop, and skidding. The door opens, and out comes...

Doctor Mario!
He takes one glance at Ciwa Rofelawème, and seeing the toxic glands on it, pales.
"Mama mia! What a bad case of the toxic gland syndrome or something!"
He fires some Megavitamins at it, before eating one himself and turning into Metal Mario, who then paints Ciwa Rofelawème red. Because reasons. He then dissapears.
Basic Cap || Titanium = Titanium Wand Cap 2/3

Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) 5/5 [COMPLETE!]
Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0)
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This book has the power to summon anything in it- instantly! However, it needs to be powered with sufficient Charge Points, and each character has a "Token" amount. The Tome's level indicates the amount of Tokens it can have at once. As of now, it's zero. Can only be used once my "RPGified" charge is finished.
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Amethyst || (Phantom Hourglass && Moonshard) = Twilit Gem 1/???
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 13/20
RPGified 12/50 (+2 from Redstone, forgot to count this)
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 03:06:00

Noob Overlord 16/25
NES Zapper Person 7/10 (+2 from Topaz)

T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 3/3
T-Bagger 3000: Your professional T-bagger!
ChickenMcNuggets || Donald Trump Poster = ChickenMcTrumps 1/???
Chaingun && Christmas Lights = Lightbulb Hell 1/???

+1 to Topaz
+1 to NS

I have the T-Bagger 3000 t-bag the head off of Ciwa.
The Noob King eats a Porkchop to heal himself.


Originally posted on 2015-11-13 05:01:00

The robot girl decides to try her hand at alchemy.

Medigun && Sandvich = Ubercharged Sandvich (1/??)
Iconic Hair && Sword = A Kickass Blade, Forged by Elvis (1/???)
A Turd && Polish = A Polished Turd (1/?)

That third alchemy, I already predict is just going to be a big shiny pile of shit.

Thin RED Line: 8/10
Vera: 8/25 (why the hell did I put 7/10 here last turn)

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 11:03:00

Super Morality 21/25
Ultra Morality 6/50 topaz x2, redstone

+1 redstone
+1 topazian

Bomb AND Band of Morality 3/5
Band of Morality AND Halo 1/?

Captain Morality feeds Morality some healing holy water.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 20:40:00

Noob Overlord 17/25
NES Zapper Person 9/10 (+1 from Topaz)


ChickenMcNuggets &&(?) Donald Trump Poster = Chicken Nuggets Poster 2/???
Chaingun && Christmas Lights = Lightbulb Hell 2/???

+1 to Topaz
+1 to NS

I use the Smelly Element Blade to knock out Ciwa.

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 23:37:00

Super Morality 22/25
Ultra Morality 8/50 redstone

+1 redstone
+1 topazian

Bomb AND Band of Morality 4/5
Band of Morality AND Halo 2/?

Captain Morality fixes up one of Morality's wings. Oh, Morality is like a little angel thing by the way, so it has wings.

Originally posted on 2015-11-14 17:02:00

=Action=
Shard takes a few spare parts and creates: THE SUPER MINER 3000 (Not an entity)
The Super Miner 3000 continues to mine the Forgotten Beast, impervious to the poisonous glands, being a robot and all. Being micro-sized, it'll probably be a while until Ciwa realizes it's there.
=Charges=
Basic Cap || Titanium = Titanium Wand Cap 3/3 [COMPLETED!]
Titanium Wand Cap:
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Exactly what it says on the tin. A wand cap that's made of a titanium. Nothing else to it.
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Spruce Wood Rod && Obsidian = Reinforced Spruce Wood Rod 1/???
Amethyst || (Phantom Hourglass && Moonshard) = Twilit Gem 2/???
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 14/20
RPGified 17/50 (+2 from Redstone, +2 from NumberSoup)
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone
What's the alchemy bonus for this game?

Originally posted on 2015-11-14 17:35:00