No post until Monday. Like I said in the OP, 'expect sporadic updates at best'. Apologies for the inconvenience. Everyone gets a third post in reparation for this.

/null

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 19:49:00

((Seems this shouldn't be a top priority, might as well make certain it isn't.))

A massive portal opens, and an equally massive starship flew out of it. The starship then commenced firing its cannons - main or otherwise - at everyone and everything living. It's clear that whoever was piloting this ship wanted life wiped out.

Then a truly villainous character emerged. Oi, what's going on you lubbers!? He then commenced to wave a very familiar black dragon's head around before throwing it at the ground. 'Splodimus here, mates. I'm makin' sure none of ya will survive this! Yet I'm smart 'nuff not t' deal with that shade. Not hostile-like, anyway.

The ship flew off, hopefully not returning again. But their captain, 'Splodimus the Space Pirate, remained there, ready for destruction. He lands next to the Godmodder's Shade, and speaks to him like he's known him for ages. Ready for 'splosions, amigo? ((Yes, I'm doing the unthinkable; I'm PG in this fight. And I may still use "I", but remember, this is 'Splodimus that will be spoken of. Not DarkSide.))

==========
Charges:
-Everything gone wrong: 1/20
-EXPLOSIONS!: 1/10

Originally posted on 2015-11-08 00:00:00

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1446843070))

Since my PG is neutral for now I think he will not attack so he just checks if he can find something useful on the corpses of dwarves. 3/50 Ukkteras 4/25 Tekter +1 from Redstonetam15

You find a number of broken weapons, a lump of gold, and a jug of oil. What a bountiful harvest.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446843195))

Morality: 6/10 Super Morality 9/50 proof +1 proof Captain Morality uses the key on the lock.

You unlock the door, and promptly see what will likely prove to be your method of restitution. The door leads downward, to a large cavern filled with approximately two things. One, dust. Two, an Alchemiter.

Given that all of you are accustomed to the standard Alchemiter system, I get to crush the world down upon you. As you know, the standard Alchemiter requires grist to properly function, and create items. You also know that grist is not a thing that exists in Dwarf Fortress.

Thusly, you'll have to make it yourself.

This world's Alchemiter still possesses a level cap, which, as of the current moment, is fifteen. However, any alchemy past level five will require some sort of grist cost. There is currently no set way for the Alchemiter itself to create grist. You'll have to figure that out yourself. An alchemy, perhaps? An upgrade? A charge? Who knows?

The available functions for the Alchemiter as of this current moment are && (AND), which combines the function of two objects into a singular power-item of some sort, and || (OR), which combines the function of the item after the || with the form of the one before it. For example, Hammer && Green Slime Ghost Pogo Ride would create a Pogo Hammer, combining the springing capabilities of the pogo ride with the offensive abilities of a hammer. Hammer || Green Slime Ghost Pogo Ride, on the other hand, would create a Hammerhead Pogo, which combines the shape of the hammer with the abilities of the pogo ride.

Alchemiter Rules:

1. Alchemies, when begun, will take their level, which will be stated by me, along with an additional charge point for the initial bit. If you are confused, this means a level five alchemy would take six posts to complete, a level twelve thirteen, a sixteen seventeen, and so on. You can create two alchemies at once, but no more than that.

2. Alchemy level is decided by me alone. You, however, are permitted to name the alchemy, and provide a description. If you do not do so, I am obligated to in your stead, no exceptions. If I have missed an alchemy, please inform me of it as soon as possible, and I will fix it.

3. Alchemies, whilst being made, CANNOT be boosted by assists of any sort. Don't try to allocate them to alchemies. If you do so, they will be denied.

4. You are permitted to create charges to fuse alchemies, or upgrade/create them, if you desire. Keep in mind that creating smaller alchemies from minor charges is essentially cheating, if you use assists in the process, that is. This is currently the only way in which you can break the level cap.

5. The Alchemiter can be upgraded with a variety of functions, all of which shall be logged here upon creation by players. These upgrades can be charged, or alternatively, may be alchemies themselves. However, charges CANNOT be made to boost the current level cap. Attempts to do so will fail. The level cap may or may not be upgraded as a result of in-game events, however.

Anyhow, a gold sigil briefly flashes into existence upon your opening of the door.

The Godmodder laughs.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1446845066))

Due to the pet count not being increaseable this turn, the robot girl decides to do something else instead. She turns to the Godmodder and stares for a few seconds. "...Uhm..." After a while, she then tries flirting with him. No really. Thin RED Line: 5/10 Vera: 5/25

The two of you immediately go on a lovely starlit date.

(Your corpse is found ten days later, within a trash bag by the curb.)

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446851868))

Noob Overlord 7/25 Noob King 7/10 +1 to Hezetor I attack the Godmodder with Godmodding-Penetrating Liquid MLG.

The Godmodder accepts that the liquid will indeed perforate godmodding attempts, despite the fact that they are almost never physical objects. Thusly, he just builds a shield resistant to the stuff, and watches as you fruitlessly attempt to harm him.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1446852558))

Shard gathers up magical energy from the land around him. So much, in fact, that all the plants promptly die and his body starts crackling with magical electricity. His eyes turn red, and blue lightning emits from his hands. The godmodder puts up all his magical defenses against psychic assults, and Shard slowly walked up to him, and... ... ... pokes the godmodder. The godmodder is so confused, he takes damage. In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 5/20 Planetary Decline 4/50

Congratulations, sir. You have dealt exactly one damage.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446858804))

Noob Overlord 8/25 Noob King 8/10 +1 to Hezetor I do a generic attack of genericness on the godmodder.

Your attack is so unspecific, it becomes a physical being, grows a brain, and leaps off of the nearest cliff.

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1446863928))

Bridge and lever: 5/5 Urthank summons a bridge which launches random entities into the air, inflicting either positive and negative effects when they come back down Whisperings 5/5+1 from numbersoup Urthank hears whispers in his head, and whacks himself, the wispers stop but a huge crystal lays on the ground, still intact. It rises up and follows me around Arcane Gem: Attacks like a normal entity Passive, Split Shell On damage, summon three crystal shards with 1000 health. +1 to numbersoup (can we one +2?) I take out a hammer and hug the godmodder's neck with it. The stuffed animal comes back and understand's it can be number one again so it goes back to hugging the godmodder.

You're allowed to assist the same person twice, yes.

Arcane Gem added. Does it have a specific HP value, by the way? You can just tell me later, and I'll edit it in.

The stuffed animal returns, and takes one look at the Godmodder, before realizing that it definitely cannot be number one, and lying back down on the ground listlessly.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446864838))

Oops, 3rd one.

Look at this perfect opportunity for a third post that I had permitted. Lost to the mists of causality. What a shame.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446907355))

Morality: 7/10 Super Morality 12/50 proof, redstone +1 proof +1 redstone Captain Morality reads a book on morality as he waits for the door to open.

The book is filled with a variety of ways to be absurdly immoral.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1446940827))

((Seems this shouldn't be a top priority, might as well make certain it isn't.)) A massive portal opens, and an equally massive starship flew out of it. The starship then commenced firing its cannons - main or otherwise - at everyone and everything living. It's clear that whoever was piloting this ship wanted life wiped out. Then a truly villainous character emerged. Oi, what's going on you lubbers!? He then commenced to wave a very familiar black dragon's head around before throwing it at the ground. 'Splodimus here, mates. I'm makin' sure none of ya will survive this! Yet I'm smart 'nuff not t' deal with that shade. Not hostile-like, anyway. The ship flew off, hopefully not returning again. But their captain, 'Splodimus the Space Pirate, remained there, ready for destruction. He lands next to the Godmodder's Shade, and speaks to him like he's known him for ages. Ready for 'splosions, amigo? ((Yes, I'm doing the unthinkable; I'm PG in this fight. And I may still use "I", but remember, this is 'Splodimus that will be spoken of. Not DarkSide.)) ========== Charges: -Everything gone wrong: 1/20 -EXPLOSIONS!: 1/10

Welcome, DarkSide. I'll just disregard what appears to be the suggestion that you will be able to suppress everyone else enough to make this game pointless for now.

GODMODDER: If it's explosions you've been looking for, then you're a bit late to the party. Heh.

And, with that, the sound of grinding metal and stone is exuded from the direction of the newly-opened Alchemiter cave. From the depths of the cave crawls forth a shuddering horror of the depths. It immediately consumes the nearest living entity, a large deer, along with Urist, whose screams of terror and anguish die out a few seconds later. Shimmering copper and dripping blood mark the rise of the dread Forgotten Beast Ciwa Rofelawème. The terror's four heads roar with unadulterated rage, saliva and toxins dripping from the quadruple maws. Beware its poisonous vapors. The Godmodder's golden sigil from earlier is branded upon the monster's body.

The Alchemiter is now ready and functional, as well. I'd suggest working with it to defeat the beast. Then again, you do lack quite a bit of grist. Hah.

---

Nothing seems ready to attack. However, the Werecat can be pet once more.

---

THE BATTLEFIELD:

Grist Cache: 0.

Arcane Gem [AG] HP: ???/???. Summons three Crystal Shards upon taking damage.

Werecat [N] HP: 32,000/32,000. Pet Count: 8.5. Brutalization III

Ciwa Rofelawème [PG-BOSS] Heads: 54,000/54,000 HP x4. Body: 120,000/120,000 HP. Glands 22,000/22,000 HP x5.
Acid Rain III Stinger IIII Air Front IIIII

Godmodder [GM] HP: 79/80.

Originally posted on 2015-11-09 21:39:00

Morality: 8/10
Super Morality 13/50

+1 proof
+1 redstone

"How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 1/?
Self Destruct Button AND Explosives 1/?

Captain Morality pets the werecat.

Originally posted on 2015-11-09 22:12:00

Noob Overlord 10/25 (+1 from NS)
Noob King 10/10 9+1 from NS) Summoned! (50000/50000 HP (BUFF IF NEEDED)(AG) He attacks the PG boss thingy with a wooden sword!

I lash at Ciwa Rofelawème.

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 00:26:00

YEAH! First godmodder damage claim! I'm getting way too excited about this, aren't I?
The appearance of the first boss, Ciwa Rofelawème, right off the bat did not make Shard happy. In most normal circumstances, he would just use the power of his Stardusk Charm to black out the world for a few days to keep any trouble from spreading, but he found that all of his assorted charms and talismans had mysteriously vansihed, as well as most of his powers. The OP scale must be coming into play or something. Using one of his born powers that wasn't completely removed, only nullified by the OP Scale, Shard went into a deep concentration. The sun started to shine a bit brighter, and the Ciwa Rofelawème and the godmodder started squinting, hardly able to see. In a blinding flash of light, 'Splodimus, the godmodder, and Ciwa Rofelawème were all Blinded, and have a chance of hitting eachother instead of the intended target for a few turns.

Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 1/??? ((I am not defining the level, that's just part of the name. I'm planning to upgrade this several times.))
Book || Spawn Egg = Tome of Instant Summoning (Not Powered) (Level 0) 1/??? ((What I said earlier.))
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 6/20
Planetary Decline 5/50
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 03:01:00

Noob Overlord 12/25 (+1 from Topaz)
NES Zapper Person 1/10

Sword && Element && Fart = Smelly Element Blade 1/???
Squiddle && Charles Dutton = Duttle 1/???

I pet the Werecat.

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 15:49:00

Charges:
-Everything gone wrong: 2/20
-EXPLOSIONS!: 2/10
===============
Ah, don't worry 'bout it none. Got plenty of bombs to go 'round.

Shard wasted his flash trying to blind 'Splodimus, who was wearing some high-tech sunglasses at the time to blot out sun from his eyes. Living in space means dealing with unhindered sunlight (as well as everything else), meaning wrap-around sunglasses were a must at all times.

'Splodimus looks at the Arcane Shard, and smiles. Within a few milliseconds, twelve packs of twelve dynamite were flying in an arc straight towards it. Not any normal sticks, mind. They were imbued with explosives more powerful than gunpowder or black powder. Nay, I speak of Blast Powder, one of the most ecologically damaging powders ever conceived, as well as one of the more explosive. One of them was on a shorter fuse, which was not immediately evident (because it was a central one as opposed to one around the edge), allowing the entire lot of the explosives go off at once.

As the sky lit up with the light of explosions, 'Splodimus only craved more. Bigger, better, more insane, more intense.

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 17:48:00

Morality: 9/10
Super Morality 15/50 topaz

+1 proof
+1 topazian

"How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 2/?
Self Destruct Button AND Explosives 2/?

Captain Morality teleports some of the explosives from Splodimus to a far corner of a coal mine, in a place that will have no negative impacts ever to anyone.

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 20:53:00

The robot girl shrugs, not really sure what she was expecting to happen and still being unfamiliar with human customs (seriously, sometimes she forgets to put a shirt on in the morning), briefly pets the werecat, then opens fire on the Forgotten Beast's glands with a... where the hell was she keeping that minigun?

Thin RED Line: 6/10
Vera: 6/25

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 21:00:00

I point out that Splodimus's sunglasses are actually...
...
wait for it...
TRANSITION LENSES! His vision is still blacked out! It'll turn back sooner than if he was blinded, but still effective nonetheless.
Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 2/??? ((I am not defining the level, that's just part of the name. I'm planning to upgrade this several times.))
Book || Spawn Egg = Tome of Instant Summoning (Not Powered) (Level 0) 2/??? ((What I said earlier.))
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 8/20 (+1 from NumberSoup)
Planetary Decline 6/50
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 00:28:00

+2 to number soup

Snow Storm 1/10
Speaker 2/10 +1 from number soup

I take out my wallet. I bribe the godmodder to take one step ahead. If he takes a step ahead he falls into a conspicuously placed trap. If he stands there he gets taken out by a flying eagle...

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 00:39:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1447107155))

Morality: 8/10 Super Morality 13/50 +1 proof +1 redstone "How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 1/? Self Destruct Button AND Explosives 1/? Captain Morality pets the werecat.

"How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring = Band of Morality (Level 2: 1/3)
Self Destruct Button AND Explosives = Bomb (Level 1: 1/2)

+1 to the Pet Count.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1447115181))

Noob Overlord 10/25 (+1 from NS) Noob King 10/10 9+1 from NS) Summoned! (40,000/40,000) HP (BUFF APPLIED.)(AG) He attacks the PG boss thingy with a wooden sword! I lash at Ciwa Rofelawème.

Noob King summoned. He shall attack Ciwa Rofelawème.

2,000 damage to the Body.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1447124481))

YEAH! First godmodder damage claim! I'm getting way too excited about this, aren't I? The appearance of the first boss, Ciwa Rofelawème, right off the bat did not make Shard happy. In most normal circumstances, he would just use the power of his Stardusk Charm to black out the world for a few days to keep any trouble from spreading, but he found that all of his assorted charms and talismans had mysteriously vansihed, as well as most of his powers. The OP scale must be coming into play or something. Using one of his born powers that wasn't completely removed, only nullified by the OP Scale, Shard went into a deep concentration. The sun started to shine a bit brighter, and the Ciwa Rofelawème and the godmodder started squinting, hardly able to see. In a blinding flash of light, 'Splodimus, the godmodder, and Ciwa Rofelawème were all Blinded, and have a chance of hitting eachother instead of the intended target for a few turns. Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 1/??? ((I am not defining the level, that's just part of the name. I'm planning to upgrade this several times.)) Book || Spawn Egg = Tome of Instant Summoning (Not Powered) (Level 0) 1/??? ((What I said earlier.)) In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 6/20 Planetary Decline 5/50 +1 NumberSoup +1 Redstone

It honestly isn't. You should clearly believe that it was merely scheduled that he had to take damage. Hah.

I can assure you that that is by no means OP. Go ahead. Try to use it.

Blank Amulet || Stardust = Level I Starstone Amulet (Level 3: 1/4)
Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) (Level 4: 1/5)

The Godmodder puts on some badass aviators minutes in advance, and Ciwa Rofelawème doesn't have functioning eyes. 'Splodimus, on the other hand, has a chance to react, having now been blinded. Good work.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1447170592))

Noob Overlord 12/25 (+1 from Topaz) NES Zapper Person 1/10 Sword && Element && Fart = Smelly Element Blade 1/??? Squiddle && Charles Dutton = Duttle 1/??? I pet the Werecat.

Sword && Element && Fart = Smelly Element Blade (Level 1: 1/2)
Squiddle && Charles Dutton Ghost Image = Duttle (Level 45: 1/46)

Duttles bear the visage of the great Charles Dutton, and should not be treated lightly.

+1 to the Pet Count.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1447177686))

Charges: -Everything gone wrong: 2/20 -EXPLOSIONS!: 2/10 =============== Ah, don't worry 'bout it none. Got plenty of bombs to go 'round. Shard wasted his flash trying to blind 'Splodimus, who was wearing some high-tech sunglasses at the time to blot out sun from his eyes. Living in space means dealing with unhindered sunlight (as well as everything else), meaning wrap-around sunglasses were a must at all times. 'Splodimus looks at the Arcane Shard, and smiles. Within a few milliseconds, twelve packs of twelve dynamite were flying in an arc straight towards it. Not any normal sticks, mind. They were imbued with explosives more powerful than gunpowder or black powder. Nay, I speak of Blast Powder, one of the most ecologically damaging powders ever conceived, as well as one of the more explosive. One of them was on a shorter fuse, which was not immediately evident (because it was a central one as opposed to one around the edge), allowing the entire lot of the explosives go off at once. As the sky lit up with the light of explosions, 'Splodimus only craved more. Bigger, better, more insane, more intense.

What do you know. 'Splodimus is not blinded. Anyhow, you deal 6,000 damage to the Arcane Shard, activating its passive. You have managed to summon three Crystal Slivers, as I have opted to christen them.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1447188834))

Morality: 9/10 Super Morality 15/50 topaz +1 proof +1 topazian "How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 2/3 Self Destruct Button AND Explosives 2/2 Captain Morality teleports some of the explosives from Splodimus to a far corner of a coal mine, in a place that will have no negative impacts ever to anyone.

BOMB: A bomb. You can use it via the conspicuous button upon its side.

You do so, teleporting a few pounds of explosives away.

Hundreds of miles away, a coal mine bursts into flames, resulting in a cave collapse which kills hundreds of goblin miners. This will have no negative impact on you whatsoever. Or will it? Yeah, it probably won't.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1447189215))

The robot girl shrugs, not really sure what she was expecting to happen and still being unfamiliar with human customs (seriously, sometimes she forgets to put a shirt on in the morning), briefly pets the werecat, then opens fire on the Forgotten Beast's glands with a... where the hell was she keeping that minigun? Thin RED Line: 6/10 Vera: 6/25

+1 to the Pet Count.

3,500 damage to a Gland.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1447201697))

I point out that Splodimus's sunglasses are actually... ... wait for it... TRANSITION LENSES! His vision is still blacked out! It'll turn back sooner than if he was blinded, but still effective nonetheless. Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 2/??? ((I am not defining the level, that's just part of the name. I'm planning to upgrade this several times.)) Book || Spawn Egg = Tome of Instant Summoning (Not Powered) (Level 0) 2/??? ((What I said earlier.)) In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 8/20 (+1 from NumberSoup) Planetary Decline 6/50 +1 NumberSoup +1 Redstone

'Splodimus is blinded, for real this time. Hah.

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1447202384))

+2 to number soup Snow Storm 1/10 Speaker 2/10 +1 from number soup I take out my wallet. I bribe the godmodder to take one step ahead. If he takes a step ahead he falls into a conspicuously placed trap. If he stands there he gets taken out by a flying eagle...

The Godmodder takes a step backwards.

---

The Arcane Gem, having not been ordered to attack anything, idles along with its Slivers. The Noob King weakly pounds at the copper body of the beast, and is rewarded with around 10,000 damage.

Ciwa Rofelawème, on the other hand, is not weak. Ciwa Rofelawème is unusually powerful. Toxins and flame herald the attack. Next thing you know, the Werecat is on the ground, Poisoned, Burned, and down 20,000 health. You might want to tell it what to do, now that it has a full Brutalization count. Granted, I didn't exactly specify that you were the ones to control it. Apologies.

---

THE BATTLEFIELD:

Grist Cache: 0.

Arcane Gem [AG] HP: 14,000/20,000. Summons three Crystal Shards upon taking damage.
Crystal Sliver [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000 x3.
Noob King [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.

Werecat [N] HP: 12,000/32,000. Poisoned II Burned II Pet Count: 11.5. Brutalization III

Ciwa Rofelawème [PG-BOSS] Heads: 54,000/54,000 HP x4. Body: 108,000/120,000 HP. Glands 22,000/22,000 HP x4, 18,500/22,000.
Acid Rain III Stinger IIII Air Front IIIII

Godmodder [GM] HP: 79/80.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 00:43:00

Morality: 10/10
Super Morality 19/25 topaz, proof x2

+1 proof
+1 topazian

"How to Be Moral" Guidebook AND Hypnosis Ring 3/3
Bomb AND Band of Morality 1/?

Morality
HP:40,000/40,000
Attack: None
Ability:
Moral Dilemma [All entities on the field have a balanced chance of having their attack fail]

Captain Morality goes up to the werecat and feeds it some potion of healing in a bowl.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 00:48:00

Noob Overlord 14/25 (+1 from Topaz)
NES Zapper Person 2/10

Sword && Element && Fart = Smelly Element Blade (Level 1: 2/2)
T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 1/???
Donald Duck Pic && Trumpet = Donald Trump Poster 1/???

I use the Smelly Element Blade to attack the Glands.
The Noob King beats the crap out of the Glands!

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 01:18:00

((It was nullified, the full thing would have basically been a solar apocalypse, the whole planet going up in flames. Yeah.))
"...Y'know, those aviators ARE pretty cool. I wish I had a pair."
Shard takes out an ender crystal from his (non-euclidean) backpack or something, and uses it to heal the Werecat. If nobody else is going to order it, I'll have it attack the boss.

Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 3/4
Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) 3/5
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 10/20 (+1 from NumberSoup)
Planetary Decline 7/50
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 03:18:00

Noob Overlord 15/25
NES Zapper Person 4/10 (+1 from Topaz)

T-bagger && Robot = T-Bagger 3000 2/???
Donald Duck Pic && Trumpet = Donald Trump Poster 2/???

+2 to Topaz

I beat the crap out of the Head(s).

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 19:33:00

She pets the werecat again, then orders it to Brutalize the forgotten beast's body, assisting it in this endeavor by popping a rocket launcher out of her shoulder and firing a series of drills at the forgotten beast's body.

Thin RED Line: 7/10
Vera: 7/10

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 20:09:00

Super Morality 20/25
Ultra Morality 2/50 topaz

+1 proof
+1 topazian

Bomb AND Band of Morality 2/?
A Drawing of Grist AND 3D Printer 1/?

Captain Morality puts out the Werecat using a fire blanket.

Originally posted on 2015-11-11 21:00:00

Shard, not knowing what Ciwa Rofelawème is, cannot make any relevant attacks. However, the one thing that he knows is that it doesn't have eyes. Therefore, it cannot be Ciwa Rofelawème if it doesn't have any I's! It turns into Cwa Rofelawème. The Communication Workers of America promptly sue Cwa Rofelawème for copyright issues. The judge just happens to be an angry Hammer Bro, who fires a few hammers at Cwa Rofelawème. A Phoenix under the name Wright then assults Cwa Rofelawème with random legal jargon and... a sword? A bunch of Miis come out into the court, and take out... a basketball and tennis ball, along with several tennis rackets. They start playing basketball and tennis respectively, and the balls all hit Cwa Rofelawème. Unfortunately, the tennis balls were timed bombs which just happened to explode right as they hit Cwa Rofelawème, and the basketballs were made of solid obsidian. At this point, Cwa Rofelawème is crying for mercy, and takes some plastic googly I's and puts them in it's name. Ciwa Rofelawème then exits the court, as it explodes behind him. Cool guys don't look at explosions. Of course, unless there's a random diamond sword coming out from it, and impaling said cool guy, AKA Ciwa Rofelawème. Welcome to the world of politics, Ciwa.

Blank Amulet || Stardust = Starstone Amulet (Level I) 4/4 [DONE!]

Starstone Amulet (Level I):
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A weak amulet that augments Shard's affinity with starlight by a bit. Allows Shard access to the following basic attacks:
Star Blast (LvL 1): A basic blast of solidified stardust. Deals weak to moderate damage based on the amount of sunlight there is. 5 Star Points.
Synthesis (LvL 1): Gathers one star point from the sun. Only works if exposed to the sunlight. If night, this is a two post charge.
Will only come into effect when my "RPGified" charge comes into play. Can only be used if Shard is Level I or higher.
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If you haven't guessed already, I'm planning to treat Shard as a RPG character, primarily focused around his various alchemies. Shard will still retain his attack during my post, but his attacks as the RPG characters will get the alchemy bonus (I hope). This will happen when my "RPGified" charge finishes. And yes, he WILL gain HP. So yeah. Feel free to nope it if you want, I just felt like doing something different from DTG0, so I wouldn't get bored.

Basic Cap || Titanium = Titanium Wand Cap 1/???
Book || Spawn Egg = Unempowered Tome of Instant Summoning (Level 0) 4/5
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 12/20 (+1 from NumberSoup)
RPGified 9/50
+1 NumberSoup
+1 Redstone

Originally posted on 2015-11-12 01:30:00