Running is not a great option, let's say that Lofirem retires in the shadows and looks around trying to understand what is going on and what his surroundings looks like.


1/50 Ukkteras
1/25 Tekter

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 19:43:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446681912))

Morality: 3/10 Super Morality 3/50 Captain Morality apologizes to the Necromancer, and gives him a kitten to pet.

The Hobgoblin Necromancer promptly takes the furry animal, and begins to pet it furiously. The cat screeches, and leaps out of the twisted creature's hands.

QUOTE (TwinBuilder @ (time=1446682452))

I throw a Splash Potion of Healing onto a Boneman, seeing as Revive Kills Zombie.

3 Bonemen killed. It looks like they are weak to things involving healing. What a surprise.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1446683474))

I pull out my Deluxe Super All-New and (probably) Improved Huge Freakin' Lazer Beam Gun of Ultimate Doom and Death that has a Hate of Necromancers and anything Non-AG and Has A Super Long Name Without Any Grammar That Just Keeps Going On And On And On And Has An Infinite Fuel Supply 3.0. Startled by the length of the name, the Hobgoblin Necromancer quickly stabs himself. Ah well, I didn't even have any ammo anyways. In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 3/20 Planetary Decline 2/50

4,500 damage. The lead dagger the Necromancer used to stab himself inflicts lead poisoning.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1446687637))

The robot girl takes the opportunity to promptly bite through the hobgoblin necromancer's shoulder, then runs off behind a tree to eat the severed goblin arm. Thin RED Line: 3/10 Vera: 3/25

Hobgoblin Necromancer killed!

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1446691440))

Bridge and lever: 2/5 Whisperings 2/5 +1 to NumberSoup +1 to Twin Urthank takes out a large rock and shatters it over the godmodder's head. Unfortunetely the godmodder does not like large sticks smashed on top of his head. He hates it so much, he pinches himself so that the pain in his head stops.

The Godmodder figures out what you are attempting to do beforehand, and smashes a large rock above your head instead, which promptly shifts into a stick, seeing as the two nouns appear to differ here.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446694459))

Noob Overlord 4/25 Noob King 4/10 I attack the Necromancer with my army of dwarves.

The Necromancer is dead.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1446752618))

Running is not a great option, let's say that Lofirem retires in the shadows and looks around trying to understand what is going on and what his surroundings looks like. 1/50 Ukkteras 1/25 Tekter

Wise decision. You look around, and glean burning trees, overrun Keszarut, and the occasional splatter of hobgoblin blood upon the ground. From what you can tell, the dwarven expeditionary fortress was taken over by the golden god in charge here. The trees themselves are large and appear to be bereft of leaves, as is expected from the month of timber, after all.

The only other thing of interest you find is the mouth of a cave composed entirely of slade, the entrance blocked with what appears to be a locked adamantine door. You wonder what could be inside.

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The Hobgoblin Necromancer falls to the ground, dead. A golden key of some sort drops off of his corpse. The Bonemen, weakened by their summoner's death, will now take double damage. Scavenging corpses might reveal something of value, perhaps.

The kitten gifted to the Hobgoblin Necromancer by Captain Morality suddenly leaps into the fray, angry. The cat immediately growls, and reveals itself as a misanthropic Werecat. Well, misanthropic isn't really the right word to explain it. More like total neutrality mixed with an anger at hobgoblins and morality. The cat might be more eager to join you if you pet it, or something of the sort.

Urist defends himself from the Bonemen, taking no damage, and slaying a Boneman in retaliation.

The Godmodder prepares a summoning circle, which will be fully functional next turn. Whatever he's summoning, you had probably better prepare for. The Godmodder isn't exactly renown for creating exceptional weak entities.

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THE BATTLEFIELD:

Urist Thatthilugog [AG] HP: 18/20.

Werecat [N] HP: 32,000/32,000. Pet Count: 0. Brutalization III

Bonemen [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000 x3. Weakened.

Godmodder [GM] HP: 80/80. Constructing Summoning Circle II

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 20:35:00

Morality: 4/10
Super Morality 5/50 proof

+1 proof

Captain Morality picks up the golden key.

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 20:43:00

Noob Overlord 5/25
Noob King 5/10

I wither away the rest of the Bonemen with dogs, and then I turn the bones into bottles of milk. I give them to the Werecat, all in a bowl.

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 23:38:00

Bridge and lever: 4/5 +1 from numbersoup
Whisperings 3/5

+1 to NumberSoup
+1 to Twin

Urthank takes out a large stick and proceeds to smash the boulder on the godmodder. You would think would be blocked, but the difference of orders of the nouns confuse the godmodder. Unfortunetely his attack is not strong enough, so he goes into stealth mode. He sneaks up to the godmodder throws a stuffed animal which goes straight up to the godmodder and hugs him...

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 23:48:00

Morality: 5/10
Super Morality 7/50 proof

+1 proof

Captain Morality apologizes to the werecat, and gives it some catnip.

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 23:52:00

The strange robot girl comes out from behind the tree, having finished off the goblin arm, then notices the werecat.

"Ooo. A kitty."

She immediately dashes over and begins petting it with a smile on her face.

Thin RED Line: 4/10
Vera: 4/25

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 00:02:00

I pet the werecat. I then channel the pet energy, and fire it at the godmodder. He'll probably block it at the power it's at now, but for every pet the werecat receives, the power is boosted by a bit, and maybe be enough to burst through his defenses.

In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 4/20
Planetary Decline 3/50
+1 NumberSoup

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 00:05:00

Lofirem:That key may be able to open this door.
He says so pointing the adamantine door.

2/50 Ukkteras
2/25 Tekter

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 12:53:00

Noob Overlord 6/25
Noob King 6/10

+1 to Hezetor

I use Anti-Summon Magic on the Godmodder.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 16:11:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446756221))

Morality: 4/10 Super Morality 5/50 proof +1 proof Captain Morality picks up the golden key.

You take the golden key.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446766711))

Noob Overlord 5/25 Noob King 5/10 I wither away the rest of the Bonemen with dogs, and then I turn the bones into bottles of milk. I give them to the Werecat, all in a bowl.

Two Bonemen are slain, transformed into milk, and fed to the Werecat, which somehow manages to increase the Pet Meter by two. Odd.

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1446767315))

Bridge and lever: 4/5 +1 from  numbersoup Whisperings 3/5 +1 to NumberSoup +1 to Twin Urthank takes out a large stick and proceeds to smash the boulder on the godmodder. You would think would be blocked, but the difference of orders of the nouns confuse the godmodder. Unfortunetely his attack is not strong enough, so he goes into stealth mode. He sneaks up to the godmodder throws a stuffed animal which goes straight up to the godmodder and hugs him...

The stuffed animal hugs the Godmodder. The Godmodder hugs harder. The stuffed animal cannot take the stress of only being second best at hugging, and wanders off into the wilderness to contemplate life.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446767572))

Morality: 5/10 Super Morality 7/50 proof +1 proof Captain Morality apologizes to the werecat, and gives it some catnip.

Another 1.5 added to the Pet Count.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1446768157))

The strange robot girl comes out from behind the tree, having finished off the goblin arm, then notices the werecat. "Ooo. A kitty." She immediately dashes over and begins petting it with a smile on her face. Thin RED Line: 4/10 Vera: 4/25

Your petting, having been the first actual pet of the update, adds a tremendous five pets to the pet count. Good job.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1446768343))

I pet the werecat. I then channel the pet energy, and fire it at the godmodder. He'll probably block it at the power it's at now, but for every pet the werecat receives, the power is boosted by a bit, and maybe be enough to burst through his defenses. In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 4/20 Planetary Decline 3/50 +1 NumberSoup

The Godmodder intercepts the pet energy, and uses it to disrupt the Pet Count. Congratulations, sir. The Pet Count cannot be increased for the next turn after this.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1446814401))

Lofirem:That key may be able to open this door. He says so pointing the adamantine door. 2/50 Ukkteras 2/25 Tekter

Hopefully, Captain Morality listens.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446826269))

Noob Overlord 6/25 Noob King 6/10 +1 to Hezetor I use Anti-Summon Magic on the Godmodder.

The Anti-Summon Magic suddenly becomes a storm of Anti-AG Magic, which immediately summons a horde of angry wolves prepared to eat you all. You manage to bargain with them, and they only eat you instead.

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Urist slays the final Boneman. Keep up the entity advantage, and you might deal some Godmodder damage. Pardon the rhyme.

The Godmodder's summoning circle glows with a pulsating gold light, and then evaporates, smoke pouring off of the area whence it had resided, for a time. Everything seems off. Hah.

The Werecat is reasonably convinced that joining the AGs would be a good choice.

The golden key remains in the possession of Captain Morality, and not, you know, in the lock of the adamantine door over there.

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THE BATTLEFIELD:

Urist Thatthilugog [AG] HP: 18/20.

Werecat [N] HP: 32,000/32,000. Pet Count: 8.5. Brutalization III

Godmodder [GM] HP: 80/80. Constructing Summoning Circle II


Originally posted on 2015-11-06 20:13:00

Since my PG is neutral for now I think he will not attack so he just checks if he can find something useful on the corpses of dwarves.

3/50 Ukkteras
4/25 Tekter +1 from Redstonetam15


Originally posted on 2015-11-06 20:51:00

Morality: 6/10
Super Morality 9/50 proof

+1 proof

Captain Morality uses the key on the lock.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 20:53:00

Due to the pet count not being increaseable this turn, the robot girl decides to do something else instead. She turns to the Godmodder and stares for a few seconds.

"...Uhm..."

After a while, she then tries flirting with him.

No really.

Thin RED Line: 5/10
Vera: 5/25

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 21:24:00

Noob Overlord 7/25
Noob King 7/10

+1 to Hezetor

I attack the Godmodder with Godmodding-Penetrating Liquid MLG.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 23:17:00

Shard gathers up magical energy from the land around him. So much, in fact, that all the plants promptly die and his body starts crackling with magical electricity. His eyes turn red, and blue lightning emits from his hands. The godmodder puts up all his magical defenses against psychic assults, and Shard slowly walked up to him, and...
...
...
pokes the godmodder. The godmodder is so confused, he takes damage.
In a Galaxy Far Far Away... 5/20
Planetary Decline 4/50

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 23:29:00

Noob Overlord 8/25
Noob King 8/10

+1 to Hezetor

I do a generic attack of genericness on the godmodder.



Originally posted on 2015-11-07 01:13:00

Bridge and lever: 5/5

Urthank summons a bridge which launches random entities into the air, inflicting either positive and negative effects when they come back down

Whisperings 5/5+1 from numbersoup
Urthank hears whispers in his head, and whacks himself, the wispers stop but a huge crystal lays on the ground, still intact. It rises up and follows me around


Arcane Gem:
Attacks like a normal entity
Passive, Split Shell
On damage, summon three crystal shards with 1000 health.

+1 to numbersoup (can we one +2?)

I take out a hammer and hug the godmodder's neck with it. The stuffed animal comes back and understand's it can be number one again so it goes back to hugging the godmodder.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 02:38:00

Oops, 3rd one.

Originally posted on 2015-11-07 02:53:00

Morality: 7/10
Super Morality 12/50 proof, redstone

+1 proof
+1 redstone

Captain Morality reads a book on morality as he waits for the door to open.


Originally posted on 2015-11-07 14:42:00