HHHH this one took two weeks I lost track of how long it'd been since the last part.

Anyways, enjoy. We're getting close to the end now.

Remember kids, don't do drunk drive betting, or you'll end up as a semi-soulless monster who KILLED WALUIGI WHYYYY

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Apr 11 2019, 02:47 PM)

Remember kids, don't do drunk drive betting, or you'll end up as a semi-soulless monster who KILLED WALUIGI WHYYYY

'scuse me I'm a semi-soulless monster who killed Waluigi (twice even) and I've never touched alcohol in my life.

Also new update.

Wait what twice

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Apr 11 2019, 07:59 PM)

Wait what twice

Yes twice. Do not underestimate the power of a bored/irritated Piono.

Also updop.

how many more ARE there? This is literally stupid. The person who made the bet needs to die.

Around 3 more tiers, I think. That's what Piono said if I remember right.
Also, I wonder what they were betting? Is levit going to win a coupon to chickfila? 5 bucks? A SLAP BET?
Asking the real questions here.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Apr 12 2019, 12:38 PM)

Around 3 more tiers, I think. That's what Piono said if I remember right. Also, I wonder what they were betting? Is levit going to win a coupon to chickfila? 5 bucks? A SLAP BET? Asking the real questions here.

Only 2 more left now actually.

And actually, Levit started working on this after losing the bet. What he was supposed to do was do Ultimate Material research for something like a month or whatever, at this point he's working on it because he wants to.

What the actual bet was?
I dunno I don't actually make drunk bets usually on account of never drinking alcohol.

The bet was to see who could make the perfect chicken soup
which requires samples from 6,000 of the year 11,000 Elemental planes, metaphysical duck essence, raw tetrimino (however you spell it), a blessing from 82 gods, a Godmodder glove, a brilliant soul, and one of death’s chickens.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Apr 12 2019, 04:13 PM)

The bet was to see who could make the perfect chicken soup which requires samples from 6,000 of the year 11,000 Elemental planes, metaphysical duck essence, raw tetrimino (however you spell it), a blessing from 82 gods, a Godmodder glove, a brilliant soul,  and one of death’s chickens.

Friend I don't think even our MC here is crazy enough to do that. Metaphysical duck essence is dangerous stuff.

Also, update.

1 remains...

He... he..
He killed the secret.
The secret.
Holy shit.

wait, what does MC mean again?

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Apr 13 2019, 12:31 PM)

wait, what does MC mean again?

Main character.

Also:
"There once was a man who had planned
To remain where he wanted to stand
Midst a pillar of light
Till it faded from sight
But by then he'd already been damned"

FINAL UPDATE

Final post here: I've started on the Ao3 upload. Link found in opening post.

Looking back at this... I'd like to take a crack of some of the materials. Maybe I can make new things.