Using a funnel, a lighter, a glass bottle and some LEGO bricks, I melt the LEGO and get a bottle of ABS fluid, despite Science's numerous objections.
I also take the staff of ABS control, if that ever got around to being made.
I mix some Aero chocolate with the cake I made previously.


If I'm not already CMOFLAG'd, I do that. If I am, I prepare to CELEBRATE by baking a cake.

Originally posted on 2018-07-08 05:52:00

ERR: 10/11

Hey! No killing my Angry Rope! I rush over and snatch the angry rope before Damien can kill it, gently petting it on the head. Good rope, best snake. I also glare at Damien, making the pipe burst in his hand. Snake is friend. Don’t kill rope.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 01:42:00

Manhack Summoner (2/11)
Glyphblade (2/9)
I use PASS SENTENCE on the Snow Golem, for the crime of making others cold, the worst crime of all.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 02:07:00

(2/???) Pipe Bow
(2/???) AI Clothes

Damien dropkicks the UFO.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 03:53:00

I use SMOKEBOMBS to protect as many allies as possible, with the DOGGO and Johnny Fabulous being top priority.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 05:38:00

Magic lighter 5/7
Duplicating glyph cards 2/6
I draw again, and hold on to supercell for later.
Cards: Chaos, Electricity, Machine element cards. supercell, equilibrium cards. 1 new drawn card.
then, I - maintaining my distance from the battlefield so i can keep focussed on the deck instead of worrying about getting attacked- create some force glyphs inside of the liches eyes, bursting the fragile membrane and making some of them blind. this is done with glyph chestplate obviously.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 11:58:00

Popcorn Imp && Bandages (2/?)
Compass (9/11)

The Imps are pretty helpful, but kinda, how do I put this, weak?
They're going to get wiped out in three seconds. But maybe I can extend one's life by teaching him my powerful technique of FIRE BREATHING?

Dragging one imp off to the back of the battle, I show him how to concentrate the inner fire, and expel it violently through the mouth. I think he got the basics down.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 20:48:00

iClothes Complete!
Massive Lump of Magical Metal && Claw Hammer = ???? 1/?
Bottle of Knife Fluid 3/5
I notice my new ability, and decide to put it to use. I walk up to the Underlings, and tell them to hand over any alchemy materials they may have or know of. Because of my obvious Authority, they obey! I walk back to the players with my newfound loot.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 22:38:00

ERR: 11/11. I apologize.
Tin Can || Lich.png == ? 1/?

I also use my first ability to prevent the Angry Rope from being stolen, before UNTEXTURING the Unidentified Object to transform it into a UNKNOWN.jpg THE LOWEST OF QUALITIES! PIXELLATED TO AN EXTREME! REPOSTED A THOUSAND TIMES! Filthy OC go home.

Originally posted on 2018-07-16 22:49:00

Manhack Summoner (3/11)
Glyphblade (3/9)
I Jury Rug a cannon made out of cans, and fire it at an enemy.

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 00:57:00

Medical Robot 5/9
Mystic Bladetossor 4/8

Using my PHLDSW,I conjure up some metal and magentise some around the battlefield and use them to fix 5J up

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 08:34:00

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1530909136))

Popcorn Imp && Bandages (1/?) Compass (8/11) Ow, some of these things are really starting to dish out some damage. Maybe we can create a healer? But how would you create a healer with nothing but... With a sudden realization, I pick up one of the popcorn imps under my control, then I try shoving him inside the alchemiter, pausing the lightning round gauntlets along the way. He shall be the first to be reborn in holy alchemization!

You try to alchemize the Popcorn Imp with the Bandages. The Alchemiter sparks, and the Popcorn Imp is left unharmed. But the Alchemiter... The Alchemiter... it's creating something. Something Angry,
ERR Popcorn Imp && Bandages (1/6) DO NOT USE LIVING OBJECTS IN ALCHEMY

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1530919055))

A shadow forms on the ground somewhere. Slowly, it rises up and forms a humanoid. The humanoid grows in to a normal human with brown hair, dark gold eyes, and a trench coat. ... SBURB?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!! I ALREADY HAVE HORRIBLE MEMORIES FROM THE LAST TIME I PLAYED THIS. THERE'S PEOPLE TOO, WHO ARE PROBABLY MURDERHOBOS! WOW, THIS IS JUST GREAT! ... Well then, I should get to making a weapon. Damien takes the Angry Rope and kills it, giving us a Dead Rope. Dead Rope && Pipe = Pipe Bow It's not Endpoint but it shall do for now. What about armor? Steel Dowel && Clothes = AI Clothes And now I have AI guided Ultra Instinct, haha! I think. Damien then attempts to punch a Lich in the face, very hard.

See? Damien here, he did the right thing. He killed the snake before making something out of it. That's the right thing to do, even though I don't completely approve.
Dead Rope && Pipe = Roman's Ruin 1/7. A bow made from solid steel. Any arrow nocked on it's string will be tipped with poison.
Steel Dowel && Clothes = AI Clothes 1/4. Clothing that can be hacked. Useful?
He deals 4 Damage to the Lich.
+3 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530919611))

Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (3/7) Royal Bicycle Bicycle && Jacket (5/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket Once again, I go back to ignoring current events and focus more on flipping stuff over to see if there's interesting stuff underneath.

You do that, but there's nothing around. Just...cornfields. You get corn, if you want it.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1531025568))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE (empty), shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Mozilla Armor, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, Pyromaniac imp summoner, Lethal Injection (empty) Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) DOGGO (Armour of the Beast) Alchemy: Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Needle (5/8) GASBLADE && Impknife = Hobgoblin Blade (3/6) Using a funnel, a lighter, a glass bottle and some LEGO bricks, I melt the LEGO and get a bottle of ABS fluid, despite Science's numerous objections. I also take the staff of ABS control, if that ever got around to being made. I mix some Aero chocolate with the cake I made previously. If I'm not already CMOFLAG'd, I do that. If I am, I prepare to CELEBRATE by baking a cake.

You, with your totally valid knowledge of Science make ABS fluid. And yes, the staff of ABS Control is still a thing. You add some chocolate to your cake, and you do this all while CMOFLAG'D. You are the amazing man.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1531701722))

ERR: 10/11 Hey! No killing my Angry Rope! I rush over and snatch the angry rope before Damien can kill it, gently petting it on the head. Good rope, best snake. I also glare at Damien, making the pipe burst in his hand. Snake is friend. Don’t kill rope.

You keep the Angry rope from being killed, but Damien still gets to make his alchemies. Why? I dunno, it just happened that way.
#justemeraldthings

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1531703259))

Manhack Summoner (2/11) Glyphblade (2/9) I use PASS SENTENCE on the Snow Golem, for the crime of making others cold, the worst crime of all.

You pass your sentence on the Snow Golem, sentencing it to death by bunnies. Hundreds of Buns swarm out of nowhere and climb up the snow Golem. They get into the barn, which is filled with carrots animating the snowgolem, which they voraciously devour. This deals 25 Damage, and causes carrots to drop out of the sky.
+6 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1531709617))

(2/???) Pipe Bow (2/???) AI Clothes Damien dropkicks the UFO.

3 damage to the untextured thinger.
+3 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1531715888))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE (empty), shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Mozilla Armor, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, Pyromaniac imp summoner, Lethal Injection (empty) Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) DOGGO (Armour of the Beast) Alchemy: Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Needle (6/8) GASBLADE && Impknife = Hobgoblin Blade (4/6) I use SMOKEBOMBS to protect as many allies as possible, with the DOGGO and Johnny Fabulous being top priority.

You throw smokebombs, increasing their dodge chances by 40%!
+3 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1531738712))

Magic lighter 5/7 Duplicating glyph cards 2/6 I draw again, and hold on to supercell for later. Cards: Chaos, Electricity, Machine element cards. supercell, equilibrium cards. 1 new drawn card. then, I - maintaining my distance from the battlefield so i can keep focussed on the deck instead of worrying about getting attacked- create some force glyphs inside of the liches eyes, bursting the fragile membrane and making some of them blind. this is done with glyph chestplate obviously.

You draw a card, and get 56: Sword who's name is DEATH, a metal attack card. Nice use of magic, three liches take two damage each and are blinded for two rounds, having their accuracy reduced by 30%.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1531770508))

Popcorn Imp && Bandages (2/?) Compass (9/11) The Imps are pretty helpful, but kinda, how do I put this, weak? They're going to get wiped out in three seconds. But maybe I can extend one's life by teaching him my powerful technique of FIRE BREATHING? Dragging one imp off to the back of the battle, I show him how to concentrate the inner fire, and expel it violently through the mouth. I think he got the basics down.

You give the imps the power to breathe fire, increasing their attack damage greatly.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1531777097))

iClothes Complete! Massive Lump of Magical Metal && Claw Hammer = ???? 1/? Bottle of Knife Fluid 3/5 I notice my new ability, and decide to put it to use. I walk up to the Underlings, and tell them to hand over any alchemy materials they may have or know of. Because of my obvious Authority, they obey! I walk back to the players with my newfound loot.

Massive Lump of Magical Metal && Claw Hammer = ERR, Massive Lump of Magical Metal not available.
The Liches look at each other and shrug. The Snow Golem rips a piece of it's barn off and throws it at your feet.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1531777773))

ERR: 11/11. I apologize. Tin Can || Lich.png == ? 1/? I also use my first ability to prevent the Angry Rope from being stolen, before UNTEXTURING the Unidentified Object to transform it into a UNKNOWN.jpg THE LOWEST OF QUALITIES! PIXELLATED TO AN EXTREME! REPOSTED A THOUSAND TIMES! Filthy OC go home.

You untexture the Unidentified Object even more, obtaining UNKNOWN.jpg. This deals 7 damage to it.
YOUR ERR FINISHES ALCHEMIZING, and forms a Snakeblade. It's a snake. Made out of knives. It has a Knife Eye Attack. And it's Angry.
Tin Can || Lich.png == Magican.jpg 1/4 A wierd sticker thing that you can put on a can to make it have...magical...powers? I guess.
+5 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1531785437))

Manhack Summoner (3/11) Glyphblade (3/9) I Jury Rug a cannon made out of cans, and fire it at an enemy.

Your Cancannon also plays the can can, just because it can. It launches cans at the Snow Golem, dealing 8 Damage!
+3 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1531812869))

Medical Robot 5/9 Mystic Bladetossor 4/8 Using my PHLDSW,I conjure up some metal and magentise some around the battlefield and use them to fix 5J up

You Fix up 5J for 6 HP!

---

Damien the new guy, who seems to know his way around SBURB is now some sort of Prepper I guess. His BATTLE BRANCH is HINDSIGHT, based around past knowledge of SBURB.
His Level 1 Battle Technique is Intelligence Exploit. He knows that by twisting your body in certain ways, you can influence the AI of the Underlings to do specific things. It's sorta like a Konami Code.

---

The Imps blow fire, destroying the Sunburnt Ogre and a Lich. This affects nothing else, since none of the other entities are vulnerable to fire! The Samurai slashes the Unidentified Object for 9 damage. 5J strikes a lich for 5 damage, Judge 5 Hammers another for 7, and Johnny Fabulous pokes the same one for 6 damage! The DOGGO eats another dead cow and restores 7 more HP.

The Liches prepare another barrage of fireballs, targeting Winkins, JOE, Plague, the DOGGO, the DOGGO and Judge 5 for 4 damage! They miss the DOGGO but hit the DOGGO! The Snow Golem then throws a Snowball at ParadoxDragonPaci, hitting them for 8 damage. This also freezes off their fireproof frosting!

The Knife Snake bites a Lich in half.

[UND] Lich 19/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage x2.
[UND] Lich 15/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage. Blinded! -20% Accuracy for two rounds!
[UND] Lich 12/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage. Blinded! -20% Accuracy for two rounds!
[UND] Lich 4/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage. Blinded! -20% Accuracy for two rounds!
[UND] Unidentified Object 7/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage
[UND] Snow Golem 54/92 HP. 2 AC. Fireproof, Immune to Ice.

[SAM] A Samurai 10/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 5 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 7/20 HP. 1 AC NUCLEARIZE 8/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 9/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] DOGGO that's totally not ThatOtherGuy 11/20 HP. 4 AC. A Great Storm 2/3.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 8/20 HP. 2 AC.
[PLA] Arsenical 8/20 HP. HP regen 1! SATIVUM SERENADE 3/7
[PLA] Emerald 17/20 HP. Fireproof.
[PLA] Winkins 13/20 HP 2 AC. Google Punches Available: 10
[PLA] FlamingFlapjacks 14/20 HP. 2 AC. Google Punches left: 3
[PLA] Damien 20/20 HP.
[UND] Popcorn Imps 5/5 HP. x5
[RBT] 5J 7/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 4/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod! 40% Dodge for three rounds!
[RBT] Judge 5 3/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!
[DOG] DOGGO 34/40 HP. 4 AC Nuclear. 40% Dodge for three rounds!

[H] Knifesnake 100/100 HP 3 AC. Knife Eye Attack 1/3

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 22:33:00

Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (4/7) Royal Bicycle
Bicycle && Jacket (6/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket
Freddie Mercury Jacket && Gold Crown (0/?)

I pocket the familiar looking jacket and simple take a pile of corn to bring with us.


Originally posted on 2018-07-17 22:41:00

I look around the former location of the barn for the Ogre's corpse (an Ogreknife). I refill the GASBLADE with a bit of the knifr fluid from the bottle (how much would that take? half of it?).

I use smokebombs to protect myself and as many players as I can.



Originally posted on 2018-07-18 01:44:00

Magic lighter 6/7
Duplicating glyph cards 3/6
I cast a significant amount of heating glyphs on the snowgolem. while it is fireproof, it is not heat-proof, so it will still melt from this.
Cards: Chaos, Electricity, Machine element cards. supercell, equilibrium, sword (...) is DEATH cards. 1 new drawn card.


Originally posted on 2018-07-18 12:21:00

I slash at the knifesnake with the hobgoblin blade, pantsing it in the process. Because snakeskin is basically its clothes, it sheds some knives instead. Also it takes damage.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 16:58:00

Manhack Summoner (4/11)
Glyphblade (4/9)
I pass a sentences on the Liches,for the crime of having a name that rhymes with a swear, because there will be no swearing on my good Christian Minecraft server.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 18:26:00

Whoops, I never did my Bottle of Knife Fluid last turn. And now it's done. I give it to TOG.
sword shaped stone && Taser = ???? 1/?
Okay, then. Piece of Barn && Claw Hammer = ??? 1/? (Why isn't the Massive Lump of Magical Metal available?)
I run over to the Lichs, and yank out their skeletal limb, damaging them and giving us more alchemy materials.


Originally posted on 2018-07-18 18:59:00

Magican 2/4

I gently pat the Knifesnake, avoiding its piercing gaze, and steal a couple knives off its body. THE BEST THIEF.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 23:14:00

Magic lighter 7/7 done!
Duplicating glyph cards 4/6
new alchemy: JOEs blood || (a few, but not all of the) Glyph cards. who knows, maybe this'll give me a few cool and new blood-element cards.
or maybe it'll give me a vial of trading card material. 1/?
Cards: Chaos, Electricity, Machine element cards. supercell, equilibrium, sword (...) is DEATH cards. 2 new drawn cards.
if either of my new drawn cards are useable, and don't seem like there'd be a much better time, i use it on the nife snek
otherwise, i take out the soulsword, flicker on the flame, and swing, sending a thin wave of fire flying forwards and burning the snaike knif,.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 23:15:00