iClothes 3/?
Bottle of Knife Fluid 2/5
I use the chequewriter to pay the samurai!
And if possible, continue whacking enemies with Trial by Fire!

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 19:38:00

Flagpole && Yard Rake (4/6) Patriot's War-Rake
Bicycle && Jacket (2/?)

Done with painting the bike with the colors of the maples, I take a CLOSER look at the enemy for any kind of trinkets.

It's when I took a few seconds at looking at the storm of crows that I noticed... A whole lot of trinkets they more than likely stole.

My mouth begins watering and I unconsciously get on the bike and pedaled up a ramp. Which caused me to ride into the storm of crows. Smashing the lot in the impact and and grabbing a few to wring out their necks and take the necklace and rings they wear.


Originally posted on 2018-06-30 23:05:00

Boxing Gloves && Taser (1/?)
Compass (6/11)

This Asphalt Stomper... I don't think I should walk around with it on. The ground is kinda... Burning.
No, instead I kick the barn the Ogre is hiding in, setting it on fire. It'll fall down soon enough.

Originally posted on 2018-07-01 01:59:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1530291200))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE, shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, SUPER CAKE, Pyromaniac imp summoner Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: GASBLADE || impknife = Pyromaniac Imp Summoner (5/5) DONE Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Needle (1/8) A strange contraption which you strap to your arm, it has a reservoir of highly lethal toxins within. Armor of the Beast || Knife Cuirass = Mozilla Plate (6/8) I request that people don't use my stuff. The penalty for using my stuff is, like, death or something. *waves weapons in a vaguely threatening manner* (my stuff is in the Inventory section of my Menu) I CMOFLAG(sic).

You have now hidden yourself.
Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Syringe (1/8) A strange contraption which you strap to your arm, it has a reservoir of highly lethal toxins within.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1530292848))

Flamehammer (5/7) Taser Saw (4/6) I jury Rig up a bomb and toss it at the crow storm.

With some wheat, dropped crow feathers, and a tractor engine, you make a bomb that you throw at the crow storm. 10 Damage.
+2 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1530297659))

Katana && soul sword replica 8/8 Done! soulkatana, a sword for using! what description did you give for this alchemy again? Trading cards && my novel 4/4 done! New alchemy: Magic lighter again 1/7 New alchemy 2: Glyph amulet (which i started alchemizing a second time earlier, but stopped, so ) 2/5 I take out the newly-made novel character trading cards and array them out on a force glyph, holding them in place like if they where set on a table. after setting out all 21 Element cards (fire, metal, earth, plant, water, electricity, air, machine, blood, astral, celestial,  energy, time, space, order, chaos, primal, void, balance, glyph, and magic(technically not an element but still.)), along with about 40 ability cards, 4 of which allow for the search of element cards, I take out the magic lighter, place the glyph amulet on the ground beneath the force glyph, take the old ripped paper glyph shirt, rip it up and light it on fire to release its glyph energy, and switch to the wooden glyph chestplate to channel glyph through it. then, I take off that top part of the lighter which the internal stuff goes through to limit its flow, and pour liquid glyph onto each card- prioritizing the Glyph, astral, and order element cards as well as their relevent ability cards if I don't have enough for the whole deck, using some of the glyph magic of all my other glyph items and all the glyph of the burning paper glyph chestplate for stability and enhancement. let's see if work, yes?

You consume the paper Glyph Shirt, some charges of the Glyph Amulet, Lighter, and Chestplate to make a set of Glyph Cards.
Glyph Cards get.
I remember saying that the Soulkatana was nice and trendy.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530306019))

/Place Holder

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1530312485))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE, shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, SUPER CAKE, Pyromaniac imp summoner Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Lethal Injection && robot arm = ?? (2/??) Armor of the Beast || Knife Cuirass = Mozilla Plate (7/8) I empty the Lethal Injection into the Liches. All of it.

The Crow storm bodyblocks it and dies.
+5 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530321253))

Flagpole && Yard Rake (3/6) Patriot's War-Rake Bicycle && Jacket (1/?) I feel a shock running through my body, causing me to jolt with the paint and the bicycle in front of me. I look around in wonder as I finally notice the fight going on. Seeing no immediate shiny trinkets on the enemy, I shrug and proceed to paint the bicycle to be more... Canadian.

You get a Canadian Bicycle.
You are now confirmed to be somewhere in Canada.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1530327484))

Asphalt Stomper (8/8) Compass (5/11) With the Asphalt Stomper fully Alchemized, I slip it onto my foot and perform a devastating SCORCHING UPPER KICK on the Corny Ogre, cooking his corn even further!

POP! You make even more popcorn Imps!
Six Popcorn Imps made, 4 damage to the Corny Ogre!
+5 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1530328383))

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 5/6 Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives  3/3 //huh, I never actually used all of the adjectives in the construction of the conscious glaive though..... Doctor’s Healing Coat&&5J 1/?? As I’m the designated Healer/Mage of this group,I use Emergency Transfusion from the Crow Storm to 5J after retreating with her slightly to the back

The Crow Storm is dead, and 5J being a robot, needs to be repaired, rather than given transfusions.
Doctor’s Healing Coat&&5J 1/9 Medical Robot. A handsome, stylish robot that can heal you.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1530338455))

FlameHammer (6/7) Taser Saw (5/6) I decide to use Book Em on the Cros Storm, but not before lighting the book on knife with the gasknife.

The Crow Storm is dead, but you throw the knife at a Lich, killing one.
+3 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1530340840))

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 6/6 Doctor’s Healing Coat&&5J 2/?? Glowing shruikens||magic lighter 1/?? Using the skin glue, I glue “protective” onto my cardboard plate beneath the layer of Fireproof frosting and with the PHLDBSW,I make it into a Talisman to make my Cardboard Playe more protective

Glowing shruikens||magic lighter 1/8 Mystic Bladetosser. When this lighter is lit, it creates a glowing sphere of white hot blades, which can be directed towards enemies.
You use the Skin Glue to apply a layer of protection to your armor.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1530353953))

Magic lighter again 2/7 Glyph amulet 3/5 I keep pouring glyph energy into the cards, making them slightly stronger.

You pour more Glyph energy into the cards. This manifests in the form of black ink.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1530383903))

iClothes 3/? Bottle of Knife Fluid 2/5 I use the chequewriter to pay the samurai! And if possible, continue whacking enemies with Trial by Fire!

You pay the Samurai to stay longer, and attack the weakened Lich for 8 damage.
+4 XP
In the future, please do tell me which enemy you actually attack.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530396353))

Flagpole && Yard Rake (4/6) Patriot's War-Rake Bicycle && Jacket (2/?) Done with painting the bike with the colors of the maples, I take a CLOSER look at the enemy for any kind of trinkets. It's when I took a few seconds at looking at the storm of crows that I noticed... A whole lot of trinkets they more than likely stole. My mouth begins watering and I unconsciously get on the bike and pedaled up a ramp. Which caused me to ride into the storm of crows. Smashing the lot in the impact and and grabbing a few to wring out their necks and take the necklace and rings they wear.

Bicycle && Jacket (2/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket. A jacket which seems to have once been worn by one of the greatest stars of all time. Probably worth a fortune.
You find a gold crown, but the Crow Storm is dead.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1530406789))

Boxing Gloves && Taser (1/?) Compass (6/11) This Asphalt Stomper... I don't think I should walk around with it on. The ground is kinda... Burning. No, instead I kick the barn the Ogre is hiding in, setting it on fire. It'll fall down soon enough.

Boxing Gloves && Taser (1/7) Lightning Round. A pair og gloves designed to discharge a ton of electricity into your enemies.
You kick the Barn and set it alight, but now it turns out the Ogre in the Barn is fireproof!
what a SHOCKING TWIST.

The Liches finish off the Popcorn Ogre with fireballs, turning it into more popcorn imps! The rest of the Liches throw fireballs at JOE, Winkins, Plague, Johnny 5, Judge 5, FlamingFlapjacks, and Johnny Fabulous for five damage. The Popcorn Imps scramble onto Paradoxdragonpaci, Arsenical and Emerald, dealing 4 damage. The Sunburnt Ogre does his sun dance again, and uses a Sun Punch on a dead cow, cooking it into a steak. The Ogre hiding inside a barn punches the samurai, dealing 7 damage.

The Robots eliminate six popcorn Imps, and The Samurai slashes at the Weakened Lich, dealing 12 damage. The Doggo feasts on a dead cow, restoring 5 HP.

Emerald is now a [PLACEHOLDER]. Their Battle Branch is [TO BE DETERMINED]. What it is about is obvious.
The Level 1 Technique is UNTEXTURED OBJECT, In which you find and attack an enemy with one, causing it to become unfinished.

Arsenical is now a Punter. Their New Battle Branch is ABOOT KICKING.
The Level 1 Technique is SHOOT AND SCORE, where you kick an enemy into something else for more damage.

[UND] Lich 25/25 HP. x7.
[UND] Weakened Lich 11/25 HP.
[UND] Popcorn Imps 5/5 HP. x8
[UND] Sunburnt Ogre 19/30 HP.
[UND] Ogre hiding inside a barn 23/30 HP. 2 AC. Fireproof, on fire


[BOV] Dead Cows 7/10 HP.
[BOV] Dead Cows 10/10 HP.
Dead Cow: food.
[SAM] A Samurai 10/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 6 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 14/20 HP. 1 AC NUCLEARIZE 6/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 8/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] DOGGO that's totally not ThatOtherGuy 12/20 HP. 4 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 14/20 HP. 2 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] Arsenical 12/20 HP. HP regen 1! SATIVUM SERENADE 2/7
[PLA] Emerald 13/20 HP
[PLA] Winkins 15/20 HP
[PLA] FlamingFlapjacks 17/20 HP. 2 AC. Google Punches left: 4
[RBT] Johnny 5 3/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 4/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 6/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 6/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!
[DOG] DOGGO 16/40 HP. Nuclear.

Originally posted on 2018-07-03 02:16:00

Flagpole && Yard Rake (5/6) Patriot's War-Rake
Bicycle && Jacket (3/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket

Rather happy with the gold crown find, I place it on my head.

I take the time to scan all the liches of any item to mug them of.

Originally posted on 2018-07-03 03:49:00

Magic lighter again 3/7
Glyph amulet 4/5
ooh, idea!... I'll get to it later

I draw 5 cards from the deck!
as mentioned there are like 60 cards total, 39 ability and 21 element. 34 41 16 8 32
so, there's 2 element cards: machine and chaos.
and the ability cards are they from the same element as either of these... i dunno. I take a look at what cards i got, and if any seem applicable, i use them. of course, I am very careful about it, and I make sure to write down the decks alchemy code before doing anything with it.

Originally posted on 2018-07-03 14:38:00

I give Winkins a Canadian high-five. I give the Doggo the armor of the beast (badum tch) and the super cake.
Oh, and I equip the Mozilla Plate and the forcefied glasses.
(If I can't equip both, I give the glasses to Winkins along with the high-five).

I prepare to CELEBRATE someone's birthday by baking a perfectly generic cake. I see if I can't sneak a lick of the spoon after for some free healing.

Originally posted on 2018-07-03 19:55:00

Magic lighter again 4/7
Glyph amulet 5/5 done!
New: Duplicating glyph cards 1/??
As my glyph-card-game-and-also-normal turn starts, I draw another glyph card and not an element and if it's useful and can be used with chaos or machine i use it. otherwise, i just heal myself via glyph chestplate

Originally posted on 2018-07-03 23:11:00

FLAMEHAMMER DONE
TASER SAW DONE
Gasblade && Johnny 5 (1/?)
Gasblade && Glyph Amulet (1/?)
I take out my Flamehammer and proceed to batter the liches with fire and also bludgeoning and also general badness to health.

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 01:07:00

ERR: 6/11

I UNTEXTURE the Lich, one of them at least, and use the HITBOX FREE Lich to WHACK his COMRADES in LICHDOM

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 01:27:00

I shiv Ogre Hiding In A Barn with the GASBLADE. This kills the ogre.
This kills the Ogre.

This kills the Ogre.

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 01:41:00

Flagpole && Yard Rake (6/6) Patriot's War-Rake
Bicycle && Jacket (4/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket

Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (1/?)

I return ThatOtherGuy's high-five in an enthused and over the top way at the discovery of another Canadian.

The Patriot's War-Rake appears in its Canadian glory. Getting used to the sudden appearance of random items and wanting to test out my BMX Banditry skill, I grab the rake and put it in the axle of the front bike wheel and wheelied to the group oh liches. before I ram to them and activate WHEELIE COOL DISARM, I add a small spin to it... A 180 DEGREE BARSPIN THAT IS!

Before contact and the bike raised in its wheelie state, I give a quick whirl on the handlebar which causes the War-Rake to give a wide slash which rakes all the Liches at the same time! Disarming them of items and (if theres no items...) arms.

Using the Momentum from the swung War-Rake, I spun away from the liches and ride away from them with items and arms in the Rakes claws.

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 03:10:00

Medical Robot 3/9
Mystic Bladetossor 2/8

I perform the Emergency Transfusion from the weakened Lich to Emerald

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 07:14:00

Lightning Round (1/7)
Compass (7/11)

Do we really have to deal with these Imps? Maybe I can appeal to their better instincts.
Walking up to the group, I raise my hands to cut them off, and begin speaking.

"Popcorn Imps! The man you see before you, is not your enemy!" I begin, then turn away. "However, I am not your friend, either."

"No, I am your GOD!" Turning back, I spew fire onto the nearby cornfield in a grandiose display, watching the popcorn explode from the heat. "You see what I am capable of? I am the one who created you, join me and learn the salvation of fire!"

Originally posted on 2018-07-04 16:41:00

Medical Robot 4/9
Mystic Bladetossor 3/8

I use the PHLDBSW and create some GELID CRYOTHEUM(Thermal Foundation Mod) above the Ogre hiding inside the Barn and drop it onto him

Originally posted on 2018-07-05 11:57:00

iClothes 4/?
Bottle of Knife Fluid 3/5
Sorry. I continue whacking the Lich with Trial by Fire. The unoriginality and repitivness of my attacks manifest in the form of extra damage.

Originally posted on 2018-07-06 19:07:00

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530586174))

Flagpole && Yard Rake (5/6) Patriot's War-Rake Bicycle && Jacket (3/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket Rather happy with the gold crown find, I place it on my head. I take the time to scan all the liches of any item to mug them of.

The Liches are all made out of Grist. There is nothing useful on them.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1530625104))

Magic lighter again 3/7 Glyph amulet 4/5 ooh, idea!... I'll get to it later I draw 5 cards from the deck! as mentioned there are like 60 cards total, 39 ability and 21 element. 34 41 16 8 32 so, there's 2 element cards: machine and chaos. and the ability cards are they from the same element as either of these... i dunno. I take a look at what cards i got, and if any seem applicable, i use them. of course, I am very careful about it, and I make sure to write down the decks alchemy code before doing anything with it.

You draw five cards, 8: Machine, 16: Chaos, 41: The Green Flame, a Chaos-Element Card, 32: Supercell, an Electric-Element Card, and 34: Equilibrium, a Balance Element Card.
You cast the Green Flame on the Sunburnt Ogre, dealing 11 Damage to it in a blast of Chaos Fire. The card then shuffles itself back into the deck.
+11 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1530644117))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE, shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Mozilla Armor, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, Pyromaniac imp summoner Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Needle (3/8) Armor of the Beast || Knife Cuirass = Mozilla Plate (8/8) DONE GASBLADE && Impknife = ?? (1/??) I give Winkins a Canadian high-five. I give the Doggo the armor of the beast (badum tch) and the super cake. Oh, and I equip the Mozilla Plate and the forcefied glasses. (If I can't equip both, I give the glasses to Winkins along with the high-five). I prepare to CELEBRATE someone's birthday by baking a perfectly generic cake. I see if I can't sneak a lick of the spoon after for some free healing.

GASBLADE && Impknife = Hobgoblin Blade (1/6) A cackling, crackling flaming sword. Finally.
You give the Forcefield Glasses to Winkins, and equip the Mozilla Plate, giving the armor of the Beast to the DOGGO! You also restore 10 HP to the DOGGO.
You make a perfectly generic cake, and give yourself +3 HP snacking off of it.
+2 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1530655899))

Magic lighter again 4/7 Glyph amulet 5/5 done! New: Duplicating glyph cards 1/?? As my glyph-card-game-and-also-normal turn starts, I draw another glyph card and not an element and if  it's useful and can be used with chaos or machine i use it. otherwise, i just heal myself via glyph chestplate

You heal yourself up with your Glyph Chestplate for 3 HP!
You draw card number 6. Electricity.
Glyph Cards: 1/6

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1530662852))

FLAMEHAMMER DONE TASER SAW DONE Gasblade && Johnny 5 (1/?) Gasblade && Glyph Amulet (1/?) I take out my Flamehammer and proceed to batter the liches with fire and also bludgeoning and also general badness to health.

Gasblade && Johnny 5 (1/11) Manhack Summoner. Summons Manhacks, but needs to be periodically refilled with Manhack Gas.
Gasblade && Glyph Amulet (1/9) Glyphsaber. An Elegant weapon for who am I kidding this is a magic-based lightsaber.
The Liches, being fireball tossers, take reduced damage from the fire part of the Flamehammer, but take extra damage from the hammer component. 8 Damage to the Weakened Lich.
+7 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1530664028))

ERR: 6/11 I UNTEXTURE the Lich, one of them at least, and use the HITBOX FREE Lich to WHACK his COMRADES in LICHDOM

You acquire a [lich.png]. This is so amazing that everyone is allowed to use this as an alchemy component. You lay the smacc on the weakened lich for 5 damage, killing it.
+4 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1530664879))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, GASBLADE, shock pen, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, Law knife, Mozilla Armor, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, Pyromaniac imp summoner Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Lethal Injection && robot arm = Hidden Needle (4/8) GASBLADE && Impknife = ?? (2/??) I shiv Ogre Hiding In A Barn with the GASBLADE. This kills the ogre. This kills the Ogre. This kills the Ogre.

With the last durability of the GASBLADE, you slay the Barn Ogre.
+3 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530670250))

Flagpole && Yard Rake (6/6) Patriot's War-Rake Bicycle && Jacket (4/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (1/?) I return ThatOtherGuy's high-five in an enthused and over the top way at the discovery of another Canadian. The Patriot's War-Rake appears in its Canadian glory. Getting used to the sudden appearance of random items and wanting to test out my BMX Banditry skill, I grab the rake and put it in the axle of the front bike wheel and wheelied to the group oh liches. before I ram to them and activate WHEELIE COOL DISARM, I add a small spin to it... A 180 DEGREE BARSPIN THAT IS! Before contact and the bike raised in its wheelie state, I give a quick whirl on the handlebar which causes the War-Rake to give a wide slash which rakes all the Liches at the same time! Disarming them of items and (if theres no items...) arms. Using the Momentum from the swung War-Rake, I spun away from the liches and ride away from them with items and arms in the Rakes claws.

Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (1/7) Royal Bicycle. A solid gold bike which seems to have been once ridden by the current monarch.
Sweet Move, you deal 4 damage to all liches, and cause them to lose an arm each, weakening them greatly.
+13 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1530684891))

Medical Robot 3/9 Mystic Bladetossor 2/8 I perform the Emergency Transfusion from the weakened Lich to Emerald

You inject grist into Emerald, making him Fireproof, and restoring 4 HP to him.
+2 XP

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1530718906))

Lightning Round (1/7) Compass (7/11) Do we really have to deal with these Imps? Maybe I can appeal to their better instincts. Walking up to the group, I raise my hands to cut them off, and begin speaking. "Popcorn Imps! The man you see before you, is not your enemy!" I begin, then turn away. "However, I am not your friend, either." "No, I am your GOD!" Turning back, I spew fire onto the nearby cornfield in a grandiose display, watching the popcorn explode from the heat. "You see what I am capable of? I am the one who created you, join me and learn the salvation of fire!"

The Imps bow down to you. Some of them even come to your side.
Lots and Lots of Popcorn Get.
+4 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1530788266))

Medical Robot 4/9 Mystic Bladetossor 3/8 I use the PHLDBSW and create some GELID CRYOTHEUM(Thermal Foundation Mod) above the Ogre hiding inside the Barn and drop it onto him

You make some Gelid Cryotheum, and expose it to the gristy remains of the Barn Ogre.
The Snow Golem rises from the Cryotheum, the Barn it's helmet.
It seems that Winter has come early this year.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1530900437))

iClothes 4/? Bottle of Knife Fluid 3/5 Sorry. I continue whacking the Lich with Trial by Fire. The unoriginality and repitivness of my attacks manifest in the form of extra damage.

No it doesn't, sorry. You deal 5 damage to a Lich.
+3 XP

Winkins is now an UNREAL CLIMBER. Your LEVEL 2 BRANCH 1 BATTLE TECHNIQUE IS EXTREME AIR. You can get absolutely ridiculous air time off of the most implausible things, such as rocks, sidewalks, even blades of grass. Use this air time to perform bike stunts to bedazzle your opponents, and try to land on top of them to cushion your fall.

Plague is now a TRIPARTITE COURT. Their NEW BRANCH is JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER, about all that is twisted and wonky about the law. Their Level 1 Battle Technique is PASS SENTENCE. You declare someone to be guilty, causing them to lose hope and become dejected.

FlamingFlapjacks is now a Scion. Your Battle Branch is UNCLEAR HEIR, there's something special about you. We can't put our finger on it, but someone definitely likes you. Your Branch 1 Battle Technique is AUTHORITY. People will listen to what you have to say, against their better judgement.

EOTB:
The Robots deal 6 damage to the Sunburnt Ogre and Weakened Lich. The Doggo bits down on the Snow Golem and deals 10 damage to it. The Popcorn imps engage in warfare, and wipe out their comrades. The Samurai slashes at the Snow Golem for 6 Damage, and the Cows attack the main group of liches for 2 damage. The Liches in turn deal 5 damage to Johnny Five, 5J, Johnny Fabulous, Judge 5, Arsenical, Flamingflapjakcs, and Plague. The Sunburnt Ogre punches the DOGGO, dealing 4 damage after AC. The Snow Golem roars, and gets so angry that it has two cows. For Lunch. This restores 5 HP.

[UND] Lich 19/25 HP. x6. Disarmed, -20% Damage
[UND] Unidentified Object 19/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage
[UND] Lich 6/25 HP. Disarmed, -20% Damage
[UND] Sunburnt Ogre 2/30 HP.
[UND] Snow Golem 87/92 HP. 2 AC. Fireproof, Immune to Ice.


[BOV] Dead Cows 10/10 HP.
[SAM] A Samurai 10/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 6 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 10/20 HP. 1 AC NUCLEARIZE 7/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 11/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] DOGGO that's totally not ThatOtherGuy 11/20 HP. 4 AC. A Great Storm 1/3.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 14/20 HP. 2 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] Arsenical 7/20 HP. HP regen 1! SATIVUM SERENADE 2/7
[PLA] Emerald 17/20 HP. Fireproof. ERR COMING IN: 9/11
[PLA] Winkins 15/20 HP 2 AC. Google Punches Available: 10
[PLA] FlamingFlapjacks 14/20 HP. 2 AC. Google Punches left: 3
[UND] Popcorn Imps 5/5 HP. x5
[RBT] 5J 1/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 4/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 4/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!
[DOG] DOGGO 27/40 HP. +4 AC Nuclear.

Originally posted on 2018-07-06 21:29:00

Popcorn Imp && Bandages (1/?)
Compass (8/11)

Ow, some of these things are really starting to dish out some damage. Maybe we can create a healer? But how would you create a healer with nothing but...
With a sudden realization, I pick up one of the popcorn imps under my control, then I try shoving him inside the alchemiter, pausing the lightning round gauntlets along the way.

He shall be the first to be reborn in holy alchemization!

Originally posted on 2018-07-06 21:32:00

A shadow forms on the ground somewhere. Slowly, it rises up and forms a humanoid. The humanoid grows in to a normal human with brown hair, dark gold eyes, and a trench coat.
...
SBURB?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!! I ALREADY HAVE HORRIBLE MEMORIES FROM THE LAST TIME I PLAYED THIS. THERE'S PEOPLE TOO, WHO ARE PROBABLY MURDERHOBOS! WOW, THIS IS JUST GREAT!
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Well then, I should get to making a weapon.
Damien takes the Angry Rope and kills it, giving us a Dead Rope.

Dead Rope && Pipe = Pipe Bow
It's not Endpoint but it shall do for now. What about armor?
Steel Dowel && Clothes = AI Clothes
And now I have AI guided Ultra Instinct, haha! I think.

Damien then attempts to punch a Lich in the face, very hard.




Originally posted on 2018-07-07 00:17:00

Canadian bicycle ll Gold Crown (3/7) Royal Bicycle
Bicycle && Jacket (5/6) Freddie Mercury Jacket

Once again, I go back to ignoring current events and focus more on flipping stuff over to see if there's interesting stuff underneath.

Originally posted on 2018-07-07 00:26:00