Tin Tube ll Can Opener (3/4) Giant Cookie Cutter
Flagpole && Yard Rake (1/?)



Frowning slightly at the changed scenery, I hijack a random bike laying around and proceed to do some wheelies to past some time.

Originally posted on 2018-06-25 03:19:00

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 3/6
Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 1/??

I Cast Emergency Transfusion from the Crow Storm to me

Originally posted on 2018-06-25 12:12:00

Flamehammer (4/7)
Taser Saw (3/6)
I use Frankenstein’s Encore on anything I can.

Originally posted on 2018-06-25 17:45:00

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 4/6
Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 2/??

I cast Mass Heal with the PHDLBSW on all Allies

Originally posted on 2018-06-26 07:19:00

Cell phone && Clothes 2/?
(Bottle of knife fluid) 1/5 (For TOG)
I equip TOG's gifts, then ask the great and mighty GM what they do.
I then whack whoever we are fighting with Trial by Fire. (You did say we could use other people's alchemies, right?)

Originally posted on 2018-06-26 21:53:00

ERR: 4/11

I spring some leaks to try and shoo away the storm of crows. Screw off, you feathery assholes! To add onto that, I move over to the pipes that just burnt and grab them, adding them to my inventory. Mine, no one else’s. This stuff belongs to me me and me. Not you.

Originally posted on 2018-06-27 03:58:00

Asphalt Stomper (7/8)
Compass (4/11)

After finishing the assembly of the Anti-Storm Crow Scarecrow, I watch as the Corny Ogre emerges from wherever he was hiding. That won't do! He could knock over the scarecrow!
Quickly, I blast some fire at the Ogre in an attempt to pop his corn.

Originally posted on 2018-06-28 00:06:00

Tin Tube ll Can Opener (4/4) Giant Cookie Cutter
Flagpole && Yard Rake (2/?)



Nearly falling off from the bike due to randomly appearing oversized Cookie Cutter, I wheelied into a paint storage.
Obviously, I do the most obvious thing and take a bunch of red and white paint cans along with some large paint brushes.

Originally posted on 2018-06-28 03:36:00

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QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1529118911))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, SUPER CAKE Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: GASBLADE || impknife = Pyromaniac Imp Summoner (3/5) Armor of the Beast || Knife Cuirass = Mozilla Plate (4/8) I hand flamingFlapjacks the iArmor prototype and google glasses, because they probably like being alive. I toss Plague the gasblade to use however he pleases (mainly when booking 'em). If I can, I stick the Forcefield Glasses on Johnny Fabulous. I slide on over to the barn, cool as ice, a vaguely cigarette-shaped item in between my teeth and a lighter in my hand. With a click, the flames are alive. Of course, I don't light the fake cigar because that would be stupid. Instead, I light a second lighter. From this one bursts not a small flame but a comically oversize knife. I hold the sharpened iron over the fire until its red, and then white-hot. Hopefully, having heated the GASBLADE like this will allow it a temporary increase in armor penetration, allowing it to cut through AC like a HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER.

You give flamingflapjacks the iArmor, and gain Armorpierce1 on your knife for this battle.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1529201466))

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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1529262682))

Katana && soul sword replica 6/8 Trading cards && my novel 2/? I see if I can create liquid glyphs with my chestplate so I can refill the glyph lighter.

You attempt to make liquid glyph from the wooden Glyph Chestplate, and fill up your glyphlighter a bit.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1529267352))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 3 MASTER OF DISGUISE, lvl 5 smokebombs CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast, Bottle of Knife fluid, robot arm, SUPER CAKE Allies: Johnny Fabulous (P.E. Jacket, Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: GASBLADE || impknife = Pyromaniac Imp Summoner (4/5) Armor of the Beast || Knife Cuirass = Mozilla Plate (5/8) "Hate to cut in like this, but the door was locked" I use the heated GASBLADE to cut past the Barn Ogre's Armor (and no, I don't care that its armor is literally a barn) and into his flesh, in the most horrific way imaginable. "Knife to meet'ya, though."

You set the Barn Ogre alight with knifefire, dealing 7 damage to it, after all modifications.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1529296248))

Asphalt Stomper (6/8) Compass (3/11) Crows! My worst enemy. Not only regular crows, either, an outright Storm of them! Storm Crows! There's only one way to deal with these. Using the clothes we found a while ago, as well as several other unused items we're carrying on us, I assemble a haphazard ACTUAL SCARECROW to scare away the crows, or at least some of them.

You make a scarecrow using the sword-shaped rock, a jacket, the staff of ABS control, the Cylindrical Terminal and the Johnny Fabulous arm.
.....
It's utterly terrifying, the Cyborg Gandalf.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" it shouts.
The Crow Storm takes 14 damage from this creature, shying away.
+12 XP

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1529716448))

I think I'm gonna join this. I alchemize Cell Phone && Clothes I then proceed to be the other guy, and proceed to cluck foolishly like a chicken. Good thing no one's watching, I look ridiculous!

Cell Phone && Clothes= iClothes. Steve Job's vision of the future, a world where everyone wears skintight TRON suits with Apple logos on them, superhero-style.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1529873699))

Flamehammer (3/7) Taser Saw (2/6) I use the Lawmaker to savagely poke imps.

There are no Imps here, Plague. Are you on Autopilot right now?

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1529874563))

Katana && soul sword replica 7/8 Trading cards && my novel 3/4 I cut myself on my left arm with glyph-formed funnel of force, extracting a bunch of blood which i put in a cup or some such, before healing my wound. Cup of blood get! or possibly cup of joe's blood.

Even though you healed yourself, you still deal 2 damage for being super edgy.
JOE's Blood Get. I have no idea what you're gonna do with this, but I want to see where it will go. You use 1 Glyph Amulet Charge in the process.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1529893150))

Tin Tube ll Can Opener (3/4) Giant Cookie Cutter Flagpole && Yard Rake (1/?) Alchemy To Do One Day Tin Tube ++ Soda Can (1/11) Carbonation Frowning slightly at the changed scenery, I hijack a random bike laying around and proceed to do some wheelies to past some time.

Flagpole && Yard Rake (1/6) Patriot's War-Rake. This weapon is absolutely beastly, with seven supersharp claws, read to tear into anything.
You take one of the bicycles lying around, and try to pass the time while everyone else is trying to fight this new battle.
...Yeah, you totally rolled a 1 on your perception check.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1529925158))

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 3/6 Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 1/?? I Cast Emergency Transfusion from the Crow Storm to me

Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 1/3 Pile of Adjectives. EXPLANATION: The components of this weapon was created from the Pile of Adjectives in the first place. SOLUTION: Try alchemizing with non paper alchemies, cough cough.
You steal 3 HP from the Crow Storm.
+2 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1529945124))

Flamehammer (4/7) Taser Saw (3/6) I use Frankenstein’s Encore on anything I can.

You reanimate three dead cows. Wowee.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1529993963))

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 4/6 Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 2/?? I cast Mass Heal with the PHDLBSW on all Allies

You cannot cast 9th-Level Spells. You're gonna have to go to the Disneyland in order to level up your MAGIC skill. However, you do cast Mass Heal Light Wounds, restoring 1 HP to all players!
+1 XP

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1530046416))

Cell phone && Clothes 2/? (Bottle of knife fluid) 1/5 (For TOG) I equip TOG's gifts, then ask the great and mighty GM what they do. I then whack whoever we are fighting with Trial by Fire. (You did say we could use other people's alchemies, right?)

Yep, as a general thing, you can use other people's alchemies, unless they request not to, or unless you're Emerald.
So, The iArmor is a suit of powered armor, supposedly designed by the missing 19th level Technomage STEVE JOBS. It is fitted with blue light technology, designed to disrupt circadian rhythms.
The Google Glasses are a set of lenses designed by the very intelligent 18th level Sorcerer duo known as LARRY PAGE and SERGEY BRIN. They have the ability to access the internet, a dimension which he had a great hand in creating, and can use information from that dimension to inform the wearer of weakpoints on a target, helpfully highlighting them.
You use the Trial By Fire on the Barn Ogre, dealing 4 damage.
+5 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1530068295))

ERR: 4/11 I spring some leaks to try and shoo away the storm of crows. Screw off, you feathery assholes! To add onto that, I move over to the pipes that just burnt and grab them, adding them to my inventory. Mine, no one else’s. This stuff belongs to me me and me. Not you.

A jet of water burns off the feathers of many of these crows. 9 Damage.
+7 XP
You get pipes added into your inventory.
Also, since I'm feeling a bit cruel, the ERR increments up to 5/11 now.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1530140774))

Asphalt Stomper (7/8) Compass (4/11) After finishing the assembly of the Anti-Storm Crow Scarecrow, I watch as the Corny Ogre emerges from wherever he was hiding. That won't do! He could knock over the scarecrow! Quickly, I blast some fire at the Ogre in an attempt to pop his corn.

FWOOSH.
The Corn Ogre pops, taking 20 damage. He also creates 3 Popcorn Imps! This was totally unexpected!
+6 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1530153363))

Tin Tube ll Can Opener (4/4) Giant Cookie Cutter Flagpole && Yard Rake (2/?) Alchemy To Do One Day Tin Tube ++ Soda Can (1/11) Carbonation Nearly falling off from the bike due to randomly appearing oversized Cookie Cutter, I wheelied into a paint storage. Obviously, I do the most obvious thing and take a bunch of red and white paint cans along with some large paint brushes.

Good idea, you find some Barn Paints, which come in Red and White only. You also get paint brushes.

Emerald & Arsenical levelled up this turn.
Arsenical becomes a Cropduster.
Your BRANCH is HORTICULTURE, the mastery of plants.
Your BATTLE TECHNIQUE is SATIVUM SERENADE. Summon some Peashooters for the next three rounds. 7 round chargeup.

Emerald is TBD for now.

The DOGGO eats two Popcorn Imps, healing for 6 HP, the Samurai slices down another Popcorn imp, and the Robots deal 11 Damage total to the Sunburnt Ogre.

However, in response, the Storm Crows make a crow scare using a crow, a crow, and another crow. This strikes fear into the hearts of Arsenical, Emerald, and Plague. They take 3 Damage. The Liches throw fireballs at the Robots, dealing 5 damage to each of them. The Corny Ogre sings a song that gets stuck in the DOGGO's head. but it affects TOG instead, dealing 5 damage to him, which is reduced to 1 by AC. The Sunburnt Ogre takes out a magnifying glass and tries to set ParadoxDragonPaci on fire, but fails. Wow, that Fireproof frosting is really coming in handy. The Ogre hiding inside a barn turtles up, restoring 4 HP to itself.


[UND] Lich 25/25 HP. x9.
[UND] Crow Storm 34/60. Bodyguarding Liches.
[UND] Corny Ogre 10/30 HP.
[UND] Sunburnt Ogre 19/30 HP.
[UND] Ogre hiding inside a barn 23/30 HP. 3 AC.


[SNA] Angry Rope 5/5.
[SAM] A Samurai 14/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 1 round, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 14/20 HP. 1 AC NUCLEARIZE 5/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 11/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] DOGGO that's totally not ThatOtherGuy 12/20 HP. 4 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 16/20 HP. 1 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] FeatheredDragon 12/20 HP.
[PLA] Arsenical 15/20 HP. HP regen 1! SATIVUM SERENADE 1/7
[PLA] Emerald 17/20 HP
[PLA] Winkins 20/20 HP
[PLA] FlamingFlapjacks 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Google Punches left: 4
[RBT] Johnny 5 4/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive. REGENERATING 2 HP a round for 1 round!
[RBT] 5J 4/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 8/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 8/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!
[DOG] DOGGO 16/40 HP. Nuclear.

Originally posted on 2018-06-29 17:17:00

I request that people don't use my stuff. The penalty for using my stuff is, like, death or something.
*waves weapons in a vaguely threatening manner*
(my stuff is in the Inventory section of my Menu)


I CMOFLAG(sic).

Originally posted on 2018-06-29 17:53:00

Flamehammer (5/7)
Taser Saw (4/6)
I jury Rig up a bomb and toss it at the crow storm.

Originally posted on 2018-06-29 18:20:00

Katana && soul sword replica 8/8 Done! soulkatana, a sword for using! what description did you give for this alchemy again?
Trading cards && my novel 4/4 done!
New alchemy: Magic lighter again 1/7
New alchemy 2: Glyph amulet (which i started alchemizing a second time earlier, but stopped, so ) 2/5
I take out the newly-made novel character trading cards and array them out on a force glyph, holding them in place like if they where set on a table. after setting out all 21 Element cards (fire, metal, earth, plant, water, electricity, air, machine, blood, astral, celestial, energy, time, space, order, chaos, primal, void, balance, glyph, and magic(technically not an element but still.)), along with about 40 ability cards, 4 of which allow for the search of element cards, I take out the magic lighter, place the glyph amulet on the ground beneath the force glyph, take the old ripped paper glyph shirt, rip it up and light it on fire to release its glyph energy, and switch to the wooden glyph chestplate to channel glyph through it. then, I take off that top part of the lighter which the internal stuff goes through to limit its flow, and pour liquid glyph onto each card- prioritizing the Glyph, astral, and order element cards as well as their relevent ability cards if I don't have enough for the whole deck, using some of the glyph magic of all my other glyph items and all the glyph of the burning paper glyph chestplate for stability and enhancement. let's see if work, yes?

Originally posted on 2018-06-29 19:40:00

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Originally posted on 2018-06-29 22:00:00

I empty the Lethal Injection into the Liches. All of it.

Originally posted on 2018-06-29 23:48:00

Flagpole && Yard Rake (3/6) Patriot's War-Rake
Bicycle && Jacket (1/?)

I feel a shock running through my body, causing me to jolt with the paint and the bicycle in front of me. I look around in wonder as I finally notice the fight going on. Seeing no immediate shiny trinkets on the enemy, I shrug and proceed to paint the bicycle to be more... Canadian.

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 02:14:00

Asphalt Stomper (8/8)
Compass (5/11)

With the Asphalt Stomper fully Alchemized, I slip it onto my foot and perform a devastating SCORCHING UPPER KICK on the Corny Ogre, cooking his corn even further!

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 03:58:00

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 5/6
Conscious Glaive||Pile of Adjectives 3/3

//huh, I never actually used all of the adjectives in the construction of the conscious glaive though.....

Doctor’s Healing Coat&&5J 1/??

As I’m the designated Healer/Mage of this group,I use Emergency Transfusion from the Crow Storm to 5J after retreating with her slightly to the back

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 04:13:00

FlameHammer (6/7)
Taser Saw (5/6)
I decide to use Book Em on the Cros Storm, but not before lighting the book on knife with the gasknife.

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 07:00:00

Healing Famous Doctors Trading Cards 6/6
Doctor’s Healing Coat&&5J 2/??
Glowing shruikens||magic lighter 1/??
Using the skin glue, I glue “protective” onto my cardboard plate beneath the layer of Fireproof frosting and with the PHLDBSW,I make it into a Talisman to make my Cardboard Playe more protective

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 07:40:00

Magic lighter again 2/7
Glyph amulet 3/5
I keep pouring glyph energy into the cards, making them slightly stronger.

Originally posted on 2018-06-30 11:19:00