Battery && Pen (3/3)!!!



I run up to an imp and stab it with the battery pen.
I also check to see what clothes we're wearing.

Originally posted on 2018-04-11 22:05:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1523407542))

the resulting piece of paper || game controller 3/4 Glass bottle || Lighter 2/? I think about things... and conclude that I can sell this story to the consorts later! I keep writing, adding an expansion where our heros (whos rapid growth is justified by being the current incarnation of the world's gods, as well as their ability to respawn from any injury(and age) and knowledge of how to create time-hastening space-warping bags) Explore a town beset by Templars, where the townspeople mine something known as vintage, a magical ore. our heros then enter the town, laying low and gathering power as they discover the powers of Vintage, before discovering the town hides another secret: The 8 major familys each have a Heirloom. a powerful, unique magical artifact. they discover this when a guy lends them his in thanks for saving his life, and they get him to leave without taking it back by discussing The legend of zelda for 3 hours straight, ignoring him completely. The next book will deal with the remaining heirlooms. as well, our two heros each have a signature weapon: A soul-bonded sword which they can gradually upgrade with time, the basic ability being storing elemental manipulation energy for a short time.  I then use a knife to slice the paper into multiple parts, separating this into 5 items: The bag describing section. The description of Templar powers. The description of Vintage, and experimentation with it. The Description of the heirlooms. A pile of excerpts which describe the swords in detail. Items get!

Sorry about forgetting your second alchemy last turn, I'll do it now.
Glass bottle || Lighter = Flame Bottle 2/3. A glass bottle full of flammable gases. Can be used to set things alight, or thrown like a hand grenade.

You continue to write your book using more ink, and then slice up your manuscript into five pieces, using 1 durability with the Kitchen knife.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1523407631))

Cruxite can of beans FINISHED! I then scan it. Clue by Four finished! I start two new alchemies Sheet of paper && bicycle 1/? Cell phone && piece of paper 1/?

You scan the Cruxite Can of Beans, and you get another Alchemizable Recipe!
You get.... JOHNNY 5 (0/5). *** *******. Your first step towards making a robot army.
If you alchemize him, he will act as a meatshield and entity that may or may not help you.

Sheet of paper && bicycle = Paper Bicycle (1/1). Don't use this in the rain.
Cell phone && piece of paper = Notepad (1/1). Can play unlimited games of tic-tac toe, record notes, do calculations and draw pictures.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1523409264))

alchemy progress Battery && Pen (2/3) Library of Babel || Computer (3/3) FINISHED! I slap my New Computer down and randomly slap keys until I find a page with actually useful information in it. Hopefully I have enough of 'The Luck' for that to not take an eternity.

You find a page.
Chapter 27: Alchemical Functions:
There are many functions an alchemiter can do, more than just && and ||. You just need to find them. There's ++, which infuses an object with the power of the Elements, and rumours exist of a mythical machine hidden on each world afflicted by The Game, that when combined with an alchemiter, can upgrade existing items.

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Looks like it won't yield any more useful information.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1523411242))

Battery && 2x4 = ??? (1/?) Battery && Glass Bottle = ??? (1/?)

Hello and welcome!
Battery && 2x4 = Electric Plank (1/3). Now you can inflict splinters and shock your foes! Insult to injury.
Battery && Glass Bottle = Electric Bottle (1/3). There's a glass bottom which contains battery acid and a pair of electrodes. Be careful not to drop this.

QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1523414625))

Increments: SA Knife && Kitchen Knife= Caesar Salad Maker (2/4). It slices, it dices, it pares, and most importantly, it stabs. A lot. Game Controller && LEGO bricks = Lego Dimensions Controller (2/2). You can put your favourite minifig onto the studs of this game controller, and it will play a voice clip of something they say. Not actually that useful, but hey, you could make some interesting music with enough of these.

Your Lego Dimensions Controller completes!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1523436031))

Alchemies: 2/2 Paper Duplication                 1/?? SA Knife duplication Action:I Defend us with the SA Knife oF tHe Imps try to Attack us

1/2 SA Knife duplication (6/7 durability)
You do that!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1523441218))

the resulting piece of paper || game controller 4/4 Glass bottle || Lighter 3/? (probably done (probably a moltov coctail)) the rock controller is done. I use the rock controller to mold some nearby rocks into the shape of a sword, then fill in the cracks, until the resulting sword is actually functional, it's not easy, but it's only a matter of time, so I do it. If an imp gets near me before I can finish, I retaliate with my probably-a-moltov-coctail.

You make a sword-shaped rock. Sword-Shaped Rock Get! Used 1 Durability of your Rock Controller.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1523456750))

Sheet of paper && bicycle 2/? Cell phone && piece of paper 2/? I defend myself with the clue by four if any imps attack me

You do that!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1523461212))

2/?? SA Knife duplication 1/?? Pieces of Paper && Kitchen Knife I attempt using the pen to write on a few pieces of paper some adjectives

Pieces of Paper && Kitchen Knife = Paper Saw (1/2). A bit too light to put force behind, but it will certainly inflict nasty, nasty papercuts.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1523461212))

Battery && Pen (3/3)!!! I run up to an imp and stab it with the battery pen. I also check to see what clothes we're wearing.

You ASS^2IN8 STAB an Imp for 4 damage, using 1 durability on your electric pen, alerting all the other imps to your presence.
You are all wearing clothes. Why did you not think about alchemizing clothes? No idea. Clothes obtained as an alchemy component!

EOTB:
Because TOG stabbed an Imp, the other imps notice, and head towards y'all. The uninjured regular imp makes the mistake of moving towards the dude with the Clue By Four, and takes 3 damage for that mistake. He then decides to attack someone who's unarmed, and hits Daskter for 2 damage. The other Imp scrambles to get away from the bloodthirsty TOG, and gets hit by Paradoxdragonpaci and explodes into grist. Google Glasses Imp also leaps into the fray and Google Punches Joe for 3 damage.

[UND] Imp: 1/5 HP.
[UND] Imp: 7/7 HP. Wearing a pair of Google Glasses.

[PLA] Plague126 20/20 HP.
[PLA] Daskter 18/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 17/20 HP.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 20/20 HP.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:14:00

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So, since this is relevant now, I'll specify what heirlooms are mentioned in the story piece.
There are two: The Order boots, which create a temporary defensive cylinder around the user and have a fairly high cooldown, And the Glyph Chestplate, which creates a variety of magical glyphs. said glyphs are temporary, and can enhance sharpness, apply kinetic force, or if the user has elemental powers, create said elements on a larger scale.
I proceed to take off my shirt. I'm male so this is socially acceptable. I then Alchemize my shirt with the Heirloom piece of paper
Shirt && Heirloom piece of paper [details glyph chestplate and order boots] 1/?
Second alchemy:
A random rock (which I pick up with my action) && the paper detailing vintage 1/?


Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:25:00

I start alchemizing Johnny 5. (1/5)
I alchemize SA Knife && Pen (1/?)
I bop some imps on the head with the Clue by Four

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 00:11:00

Battery && Jacket (1/??)


I run up to the imp with the glasses and attempt to take them. If that doesn't work, I just stab the imp with the shock pen.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 00:29:00

SA Knife && Kitchen Knife= Caesar Salad Maker (3/4). It slices, it dices, it pares, and most importantly, it stabs. A lot.
Lego Dimensions Controller && Computer=?? (1/??)

Ow that hurts! Atleast I'll get revenge!

I quickly grab the Claw Hammer and attack the injured Imp


Originally posted on 2018-04-14 00:38:00

Battery && Jacket (1/??)

lighter || SA knife (1/??)

The hell's an SA knife anyways?


I continue stabbing the imp with the glasses, using the shock pen.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 00:53:00

Paper Saw 2/2
Paper Saw && piece of paper with “sharp” written on it 1/??

I look for food and water supplies in the base

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 04:03:00

Shirt && Heirloom piece of paper [details glyph chestplate and order boots] 2/?
Second alchemy:
A random rock (which I pick up with my action) && the paper detailing vintage 2/?
If any imp plans to attack me this round, I throw my pretty-much-a-moltov-coctail at it.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 14:40:00

Johnny 5 (2/5)
SA Knife && Pen (2/?)
I hoop more imps with the clue by four

Originally posted on 2018-04-16 15:44:00

Paper Saw && piece of paper with “sharp” written on it 2/??
Paper pieces duplication 1/2

I look for medical supplies and other miscellaneous stuff in the base

Originally posted on 2018-04-16 15:56:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1523658335))

placeholder So, since this is relevant now, I'll specify what heirlooms are mentioned in the story piece. There are two: The Order boots, which create a temporary defensive cylinder around the user and have a fairly high cooldown, And the Glyph Chestplate, which creates a variety of magical glyphs. said glyphs are temporary, and can enhance sharpness, apply kinetic force, or if the user has elemental powers, create said elements on a larger scale. I proceed to take off my shirt. I'm male so this is socially acceptable. I then Alchemize my shirt with the Heirloom piece of paper Shirt && Heirloom piece of paper [details glyph chestplate and order boots] 1/? Second alchemy: A random rock (which I pick up with my action) && the paper detailing vintage 1/?

Shirt && Heirloom piece of paper [details glyph chestplate and order boots] = Old Ripped Paper Glyph Shirt 1/2. It has the power of the Glyph chestplate, but it's made of paper, so it chafes. Awkward, but upon closer inspection, it has your grandfather's initials on it. It looks like he wore it when he was your age. Weird.
A random rock (which I pick up with my action) && the paper detailing vintage = "Magical" Paperweight 1/1. A cool-looking rock that can hold down your papers.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1523661078))

I start alchemizing Johnny 5. (1/5) I alchemize SA Knife && Pen (1/?) I bop some imps on the head with the Clue by Four

SA Knife && Pen = SA Penknife (1/?). It now has a variety of nibs to choose from too, such as wide, thin, fountain, and ballpoint.
You also start alchemizing Johnny Five. He will be alive soon.

You deal 3 damage to Google Glasses Imp.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1523662144))

Battery && Jacket (1/??) I run up to the imp with the glasses and attempt to take them. If that doesn't work, I just stab the imp with the shock pen.

You try to take the glasses, but the imp is just too fast. You do manage to electric shock it for 2 damage though.

QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1523662733))

SA Knife && Kitchen Knife= Caesar Salad Maker (3/4). It slices, it dices, it pares, and most importantly, it stabs. A lot. Lego Dimensions Controller && Computer=?? (1/??) Ow that hurts! Atleast I'll get revenge! I quickly grab the Claw Hammer and attack the injured Imp

Also, Just so you know, you can post twice each round.
*CLONK!* You smash the Imp, bursting it!
Lego Dimensions Controller && Computer= Lego Universe Single-Player (1/6). The multi-award-winning game of 2011 is back! Play as a recruit of the Nexus Force, fighting against the forces of the Maelstrom, who have set out to corrupt Imagination! Play as a lone person who has set out to turn the tide of battle singlehandedly! You can be a Pirate, a Knight, a Sorcerer, or even Batman himself, even though he's called Batlord here, to prevent copyright infringement! YEAH!
Yeah, you can tell I loved this game.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1523663624))

Battery && Jacket (1/??) lighter || SA knife (1/??) The hell's an SA knife anyways? I continue stabbing the imp with the glasses, using the shock pen.

It stands for Swiss Army.
Battery && Jacket = Duracell Jacket (1/2). Now you can charge your devices on the go! Just remember to plug in your jacket overnight. Wow, that was a weird thing to say.
lighter || SA knife (1/??) = Gasblade (1/3). Has a limited supply of knife gas to cut your enemies with. Still, knife gas is dangerous.
You destroy Glasses imp, and get the Google Glasses!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1523675018))

Paper Saw 2/2 Paper Saw && piece of  paper with “sharp” written on it 1/?? I look for food and water supplies in the base

There is no food, but you do see a Waffle House down the street. That's good, it's still open. Everything is fine when a Waffle House is still open.
Paper Saw && piece of paper with “sharp” written on it = "Sharp" Paper Knife 1/3. A paper knife with a sharp written on it's blade. Still fragile, but now razor sharp. You can cut someone, but they won't even feel it.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1523713218))

Shirt && Heirloom piece of paper [details glyph chestplate and order boots] 2/? Second alchemy: A random rock (which I pick up with my action) && the paper detailing vintage 2/? If any imp plans to attack me this round, I throw my pretty-much-a-moltov-coctail at it.

They're all dead, Jim.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1523889866))

Johnny 5 (2/5) SA Knife && Pen (2/?) I hoop more imps with the clue by four

There's no more imps at the moment.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1523890608))

Paper Saw && piece of paper with “sharp” written on it 2/?? Paper pieces duplication 1/2 I look for medical supplies and other miscellaneous stuff in the base

Hm, you seem to be low on supplies. Not much here, what you had was all that you people scrounged up. You do recall that there is a pharmacy down the street though.

So, you've destroyed all the imps. Now, you have a choice. DO YOU:

Go to the Pharmacy, get medical supplies?
or
Go to the Waffle House, and get some waffles?

The Choice is yours! Vote now with your phones!

Note: still need to calculate new durabilities. I'll do that later.

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 00:52:00

I grab the Knife, and use the rock remote control to saw through the blade off the handle with a spinning buzzsaw of stone.
1 Metal knife blade get! 1 knife handle get!
Metal knife blade && paper glyph chestplate 1/? (If it was ||, I think it would result in either a knife blade with glyph powers, which is decent, or a paper chestplate made to cut things, which is bad, so...)
Magical paperweight && Pen 1/?

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 01:33:00

SA Knife && Kitchen Knife= Caesar Salad Maker (4/4). It slices, it dices, it pares, and most importantly, it stabs. A lot.
Computer && Cruxite Dowel=?(1/?)

I de-equip the Claw Hammer, and I hold my Caesar Salad Maker has my weapon of choice.
I choose to enter the Pharmacy to get medical supplies.


Originally posted on 2018-04-17 01:34:00

Johnny 5 (3/5)
SA Penknife (3/?)
If the penknife is done I start a new alchemy
Clue by Four && Lego Dimensions Controller (1/?)
I want to go to the Pharmacy.

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 04:17:00

Sharp paper knife 2/3
Paper pieces duplication 2/2
I vote for Pharmacy while writing more adjectives on half of the paper pieces....”Magic”should be a good one...

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 08:15:00

Metal knife blade && paper glyph chestplate 2/? (If it was ||, I think it would result in either a knife blade with glyph powers, which is decent, or a paper chestplate made to cut things, which is bad, so...)
Magical paperweight && Pen 2/?
I vote we split up and tackle Both of them.

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 11:26:00

Battery && Jacket = Duracell Jacket (2/2). DONE

lighter || SA knife = Gasblade (2/3).



I slap on the Jacket and glassess and head off to the pharmecy.

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 23:37:00

Sharp paper Knife 3/3
Sharp Paper Knife || SA Knife 1/??

I also check if the Internet is still around

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 11:25:00

lighter || SA knife = Gasblade (3/3) DONE

SA knife || lighter 1/??


I examine the gasblade.

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 21:13:00