Gear Up (4/5)
Trial By Fire (6/7)
I pick up the book, and toss it in to the air, and smack it with the Lawmaker into the imps to BOOK EM

Originally posted on 2018-05-30 03:02:00

Katana && soul sword replica 2/?
I figure one of our computers probably has a color printer, and start designing card designs on one of the computers of a new type of cards, which would have elemental manipulation and maybe weak summoning! if they where real! sadly, they are just paper. but hey, they look kind of cool!
I then glue them to the other playing cards, making them look more real.
And light them on glyph with the glyph lighter thing.
I pour glyph on them until they become very magic.

Originally posted on 2018-05-30 12:04:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1527246007))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Armor of the Beast || Johnny 5 arm = ?? (1/?) Bottle of Knife Fluid (2/5) 7?! Hhhhhhok. I remove my CMOFLAG(sic) and use it (and the GASBLADE) to backstab a lich in the back.

8 Damage to a Lich!
+6 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1527253676))

Conscious Glaive 3/8 Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 1/?? I use ADJECTIFY on Johnny 5,REGENERATING!!

Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 1/5 Moar Trading Cards. More Trading Cards than any sane person ever has any idea to do with.
You regeneratize Johnny 5!
+4 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1527296511))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Armor of the Beast || Forcefield-of-viewers = ?? (1/?) Bottle of Knife Fluid (3/5) I continue shiving Liches with the GASBLADE.

5 damage to a Lich!
+4 XP
Armor of the Beast || Forcefield-of-viewers = Armor Of The Beast (1/7). Code Recombination Error: (Google glasses && iArmor prototype)||(Google Glasses || iArmor prototype).

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1527298037))

Doctor's Healing Coat (5/5) Steel Dowel (5/8) In the middle of battle I pause to catch my breath, only to notice the sudden density of knife-wielding Imps. You know, I'd really like to stick around, but I think my Alchemization just finished cooking and I don't want it to burn. Tactical retreat! However, as I ran through the crowd, I passed the... Oh god what is that. Who made this? Why? I taste the radiation on my tongue as I near it, and I just can't help myself. "Guys, try pacifying this thing! We really don't want it to have a MELTDOWN!" With the lack of anyone in sight, I point finger guns at the abomination and walk backwards towards the Alchemiter.

You retreat from this battle. Also, your finger guns are cool. Expect to get some cool ability with those soon.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1527342087))

Conscious Glaive 4/8 Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 2/?? I PARADOXIFY the Ohgodwhat with the PHLDBSW

Okay, I guess, you turn the OhGodwhat into a Paradox, turning it into the Ohgodwhatahwdogho. You also deal 7 damage.
+5 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1527363105))

Chequewriter && Needles (2/6) Gold Standard Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (4/6) Platonic Knife Uh, I look around in mild confusion of where I am and blink in confusion when the words SBURB popped into my mind. Was I supposed to know what that is? Shrugging the words and confusion away, I sit idly in one of the ruins nearby, I hear the sound of combat nearby. Not really wanting to go investigate with nothing on hand, I rummage through the pile of rusted metal objects shuffled away in the corner I was sitting next to.

You get a Tin Can, a Can opener, and a Soda Can. It looks like you really...
Can find things.
+2 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1527379921))

Lighter || glyph amulet 7/7 I hold the glyph amulet and channel its magic, sharpening my katana-shaped rod into a proper katana. Katana && soul sword replica 1/? Since the katana was made by taking metal and shaping it, there can't be any code repetition, maybe!

Katana && soul sword replica = Soulkatana 1/8. A sweet flaming katana that returns to your hand when thrown. The Samurai is jealous of you now.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1527422216))

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 4/5 Needles || Stink == Tearmaker Syringe 3/3 I take the Tearmaker Syringe and extract some tears from a lich, then slap him in the face with his own tears. You lack enough pain tolerance to not cry when simply syringed? How could you ever become a lich! You couldn't, that's right. Meaning you're not a lich after all! You're just an imp with some fancy robes!

The Lich breaks down. Turns out, one of them is in fact actually an Imp with fancy Robes. Still, it's a Pyromaniac Imp with fancy Robes.
+15 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1527628565))

Gear Up (3/5) Trial By Fire (5/7) I take my Lawmaker and start spinning around until I’m a blur of motion, then I careen into the middle of the imps.

You Kirby Hammerspin your way through Imp Group B, destroying two of them!
+3 XP

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1527642294))

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (5/6) Platonic Knife Chequewriter && Needles (2/6) Gold Standard. I write up a few more bills then offer them to the group A imps. Before they can do anything, I slash them with money so fast it gives them serious paper cuts. 'Uh uh uh, you weren't patient and now you .... paid the price.'

BADUM TSSSH. You destroy Imp Group C!
+4 XP

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1527643324))

Shoes && Nailmelter (1/?) Steel Dowel (6/8) At the Alchemiter, I put in my shoes and the nailmelter (Fire. Kicks. It's a million dollar idea) then grabbed the doctor's coat, watching it go into one of the weird card things at the side of my vision. Wait, what IS that? I pick up a rock, and as the strange rectangle pops up again to put the rock into my inventory, I grab it out of the air. Seems to be something called a Captchalogue Card. Huh. I toss it near the Alchemiter, for future use.

Shoes && Nailmelter (1/5) Asphalt Stomper. ...It's melting the ground beneath you.
You aren't actually using Captchalogue cards here! SuperSBURB doesn't work like that.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1527645227))

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (6/6) Platonic Knife Chequewriter && Needles (3/6) Gold Standard. I grab the newly made platonic knife and neatly slash through a few imps of group C to test it out.

It works very, very well actually! You actually kill the Imps of Group C a second time, as well as an imp from Group D!
+8 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1527645745))

Gear Up (4/5) Trial By Fire (6/7) I pick up the book, and toss it in to the air, and smack it with the Lawmaker into the imps to BOOK EM

Imps have been BOOKED! 5 Group A imps destoryed!
+5 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1527678245))

Katana && soul sword replica 2/? I figure one of our computers probably has a color printer, and start designing card designs on one of the computers of a new type of cards, which would have elemental manipulation and maybe weak summoning! if they where real! sadly, they are just paper. but hey, they look kind of cool! I then glue them to the other playing cards, making them look more real. And light them on glyph with the glyph  lighter thing. I pour glyph on them until they become very magic.

None of the computers have printers. They're all just monitors. Maybe rob a Future Shop?

The new battletechiniques will be done at some point later. For now, entity actions!

Johnny 5 moves away, the other robots attack the OhGodwhat for 14 damage! The Samurai continues to duel the actual lich in a display so amazing it can't be properly described, dealing 6 damage! The pyromaniac Imp and actual Lich shoot fireballs again, dealing 7 damage to Plague, JOE, 5J, ParadoxDragonPaci, The Samurai, and TOG, which is promptly eaten by the AC most of them have. ParadoxdragonPaci is fireproofed, so they take no damage at all. JOE retaliates at the Pyromaniac Imp and deals 2 damage. Knife Cuirass rocks, y'know. the OHGODWHATAHWDOGHO nuclear roars at the regular Imps, and they restore 2 HP! Imp A runs up to ParadoxDragonPaci and stabs them ,dealing 3 damage, since their knife isn't fire, but it used to be fire. Still it's a knife. Imp Group B gangs up on TOG and deals a grand total of 4 damage to him. Wow, your armour is good stuff. FeatheredDragon and Arsenical are swarmed with Group C imps, and they take 6 and 4 damage respectively.

[UND] Ohgodwhatahwdogho 19/40 HP. Nuclear.
[UND] Imp GROUP A 4/5 HP. x1. Wielding knives!
[UND] Imp GROUP B 5/5 HP. x6. Wielding knives!
[UND] Imp GROUP C 5/5 HP. x14.
[UND] Pyromaniac Imp with Fancy Robes 3/5 HP.
[UND] Lich 3/25 HP.

[SAM] A Samurai 13/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 4 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 10/20 HP. NUCLEARIZE 2/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 11/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 13/20 HP. 4 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 17/20 HP. 1 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] FeatheredDragon 11/20 HP.
[PLA] Arsenical 13/20 HP
[RBT] Johnny 5 3/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive. REGENERATING 2 HP a round for 3 rounds!
[RBT] 5J 7/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!

Originally posted on 2018-06-03 22:12:00

I jump onto an enemy and use 1/4 of the Lethal Injection on it.

Originally posted on 2018-06-03 23:55:00

Gear Up FINISHED
Trial By Fire FINISHED
Flagpole && Unlimited Internet Computer (1/?)
Lighter || Lawmaker (1/?)
I take out Gear Up and start pummeling the imps and then uppercut them into the air and when they fall back down I slam them baseball style with Trial By Fire
ALSO SOMEBODY HEAL ME PLEASE


Originally posted on 2018-06-05 01:51:00

Chequewriter && Needles (4/6) Gold Standard.
Conscious Glaive 5/8

Gah! This isn't enough! Still settled around a corner away from the battle I scratch my head in confusion. Still trying to get my thoughts straight, I unconsciously use the can opener to open the still closed Tin Can to busy my hands with my mind so occupied and stressed.

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 03:13:00

Conscious Glaive 5/8
Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 3/??

With the PHLDBSW, I cut the Ohgodwhatahwdogho into pieces and leaving behind only the “dog”

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 08:51:00

Medikit ll Lighter (1/?)
Chequewriter && Needles (4/6) Gold Standard.

Spinning the platonic knife around me in a flashy fashion, I leap into the air and dive at the lich, slashing it in the neck.

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 09:18:00

Katana && soul sword replica 3/8
I run off to find a house with a printer while absent-mindedly created inconvenient glyphs in the underlings way, lowering their ability to do uh stuff.

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 11:35:00

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 5/5
Angry Rope && Platonic Knife == Don't step on snek 1/?

I take the Angry Rope, pat it on the head, and then promptly sic(k) him on the Pyromaniac Imp, who's too wimpy to even fight back

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 13:14:00

Medikit ll Lighter (2/?)
Chequewriter && Needles (5/6) Gold Standard

I teleport behind the Ohgodwhatahwdogho and assure it that this has nothing to do with my relationship towards it, before referring to it as a child. Then I stab it, with my platonic knife.

'Damn, this knife is pretty good.'

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 15:23:00

I celebrate Plague's birthday with some cake!

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 16:45:00

Flagpole && Unlimited Internet Computer (2/?)
Lighter || Lawmaker (2/?)
I decide to Jury Rig something up to attack the imps

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 17:44:00

Katana && soul sword replica 4/8
As I wait for the printer to print my things, I snipe the remaining underlings with force glyphs through their brains.

Originally posted on 2018-06-05 21:09:00

Asphalt Stomper (2/8)
Steel Dowel (7/8)

Wait, if Captchalogue Cards don't exist in this world, then what did I...
Walking over to inspect the object again, I slap my face as I finally realize what it actually is: it's just a regular ol' Captchalogue Card-shaped Bomb. Good we cleared that... Wait, a bomb?!

Without any other plan in mind, I toss the bomb into the air, with it landing in the Imp's group C. Oof, that'll leave a mark...

Originally posted on 2018-06-06 02:04:00

Conscious Glaive 6/8
Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 4/??

I Disarm the Imps of their Knives with a good telekinetic pull and sent it back to them in a storm with a telekinetic Push


Originally posted on 2018-06-06 02:23:00

Seeing as I don't understand how the alchemiter works over here, I just go back to search the other pile of recycled goods till I find something to whack the imps fighting outside.

Originally posted on 2018-06-06 03:42:00

Asphalt Stomper (3/8)
Steel Dowel (8/8)

With the steel dowel out of the alchemiter, I kick into the dowel scanner to be scanned. We need everything we can get here.

Originally posted on 2018-06-07 23:17:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1528066539))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Armor of the Beast || Forcefield-of-viewers = ?? (2/?) Bottle of Knife Fluid (4/5) I jump onto an enemy and use 1/4 of the Lethal Injection on it.

You stab the OhGodWhat thing with the syringe, and deal 15 damage.
+10 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1528159895))

Gear Up FINISHED Trial By Fire FINISHED Flagpole && Unlimited Internet Computer (1/?) Lighter || Lawmaker (1/?) I take out Gear Up and start pummeling the imps and then uppercut them into the air and when they fall back down I slam them baseball style with Trial By Fire ALSO SOMEBODY HEAL ME PLEASE

You equip Gear Up, and destroy a Group B Imp.
+3 XP
Flagpole && Unlimited Internet Computer (1/4) Patriotic Terminal. A computer that gets it power by people singing the national anthem around it.
Lighter || Lawmaker (1/7) Trial By Fire. Here it is again!

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1528164838))

Chequewriter && Needles (4/6) Gold Standard. Conscious Glaive 5/8 Gah! This isn't enough! Still settled around a corner away from the battle I scratch my head in confusion. Still trying to get my thoughts straight, I unconsciously use the can opener to open the still closed Tin Can to busy my hands with my mind so occupied and stressed.

The Tin Can has already been opened, but you open up the other side, so you have a Tin Tube now. Well, that was interesting. That was probably the first time you've ever done that. Have you ever done that before? You get +5 XP for trying this new thing.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1528185086))

Conscious Glaive 5/8 Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 3/?? With the PHLDBSW, I cut the Ohgodwhatahwdogho into pieces and leaving behind only the “dog”

You turn the Ohgodwhatahwdogho into an OH GOD WHAT A DOGGO!
You can't kill the DOGGO. It's TOO CUTE.
+3 XP

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1528186724))

Medikit ll Lighter (1/?) Chequewriter && Needles (4/6) Gold Standard. Spinning the platonic knife around me in a flashy fashion, I leap into the air and dive at the lich, slashing it in the neck.

Medikit ll Lighter (1/5) Healing Fire. Your arm may feel hot for a bit, but after that, it'll be as good as new.
Lich Dispatched
+4 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1528194932))

Katana && soul sword replica 3/8 I run off to find a house with a printer while absent-mindedly created inconvenient glyphs in the underlings way, lowering their ability to do uh stuff.

You lay down Glyph Landmines, but you don't find any printers.
2 Imps step on the landmines and go kablooey.
+6 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1528200884))

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 5/5 Angry Rope && Platonic Knife == Don't step on snek 1/? I take the Angry Rope, pat it on the head, and then promptly sic(k) him on the Pyromaniac Imp, who's too wimpy to even fight back

AAAH. PyroImp destroyed. Single Angry Rope Spawned!
Angry Rope && Platonic Knife == ERR 1/11. Oh dear. This alchemy seems to be a snake made out of knives. You can't stop the process, but this thing looks... aggressive.
Protip: Don't alchemize with living things.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1528208580))

Medikit ll Lighter (2/?) Chequewriter && Needles (5/6) Gold Standard I teleport behind the Ohgodwhatahwdogho and assure it that this has nothing to do with my relationship towards it, before referring to it as a child. Then I stab it, with my platonic knife. 'Damn, this knife is pretty good.'

Yes. Yes this knife is amazingly good, but you don't stab the DOGGO. You pet it instead, restoring 3 HP to the goodboi
+3 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1528213549))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Armor of the Beast || Forcefield-of-viewers = ?? (3/?) Bottle of Knife Fluid (5/5) TBD = ?? 1/?? I celebrate Plague's birthday with some cake!

You CAKE PLAGUE. +4 HP
+2 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1528217045))

Flagpole && Unlimited Internet Computer (2/?) Lighter || Lawmaker (2/?) I decide to Jury Rig something up to attack the imps

Just so you know, the way I thought of how Jury Rig worked is that you describe what you pick up and stick together and what sort of gadget you want to make.
You Jury rig a discarded TV screen, a flat tire, and a turtle that was way too slow into a helicopter. This drops the turtle on top of three imps, dealing 4 damage to them all! The turtle is shaken, but unharmed.
+3 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1528229347))

Katana && soul sword replica 4/8 As I wait for the printer to print my things, I snipe the remaining underlings with force glyphs through their brains.

Fwoomp Fwoomp Fwoomp. You finish off Imp Group A.
+4 XP

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1528247071))

Asphalt Stomper (2/8) Steel Dowel (7/8) Wait, if Captchalogue Cards don't exist in this world, then what did I... Walking over to inspect the object again, I slap my face as I finally realize what it actually is: it's just a regular ol' Captchalogue Card-shaped Bomb. Good we cleared that... Wait, a bomb?! Without any other plan in mind, I toss the bomb into the air, with it landing in the Imp's group C. Oof, that'll leave a mark...

You do not have a bomb. In fact, you just threw a rock which destroyed an imp and made explosion sounds with your mouth.
This is not Destroy The Godmodder. You are not a reality-warping Lynch Mob.
Yet.
+4 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1528248232))

Conscious Glaive 6/8 Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 4/?? I Disarm the Imps of their Knives with a good telekinetic pull and sent it back to them in a storm with a telekinetic Push

Wait, where did you get telekinesis?
I'm going to assume that you used the staffwand. You deal 1 damage to all of the imps with knives.
+2 XP

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1528252976))

Seeing as I don't understand how the alchemiter works over here, I just go back to search the other pile of recycled goods till I find something to whack the imps fighting outside.

You find a Yard Rake.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1528409835))

Asphalt Stomper (3/8) Steel Dowel (8/8) With the steel dowel out of the alchemiter, I kick into the dowel scanner to be scanned. We need everything we can get here.

SCAN: STEEL DOWEL: Compass 1/11. ...It's not pointing north. Where is it pointing, then?

The DOGGO Pants. Woof, Woof, Bark, Bark! The ticked off Imp GROUP B attack ParadoxDragonpaci, dealing 6 damage. The other Imp Groups attack TOG for 2 damage. Your AC is very strong. The samurai shaves off another three of the imps, and the robots defeat another 4 more.

[UND] DOGGO 7/40 HP. Nuclear.
[UND] Imp GROUP B 4/5 HP. x6. Wielding knives!
[UND] Imp GROUP C 5/5 HP. x3.

[SNA] Angry Rope 5/5.
[SAM] A Samurai 13/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 3 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 14/20 HP. 1 AC NUCLEARIZE 3/10
[PLA] JoeBOB 11/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 11/20 HP. 4 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 11/20 HP. 1 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] FeatheredDragon 11/20 HP.
[PLA] Arsenical 14/20 HP. HP regen 1!
[RBT] Johnny 5 5/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive. REGENERATING 2 HP a round for 2 rounds!
[RBT] 5J 7/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!

Originally posted on 2018-06-09 01:35:00

I take the cake debris, and combine it with one of my normal cakes to make a Super Cake. I save it for later.
I put the P.E. Jacket on Johnny Fabulous, making him EVEN MORE FABULOUS.

I CMOFLAG(sic).

Originally posted on 2018-06-09 12:24:00