I take my computer and Johnny fabulous with me as we follow JOE. Since size differences of weapons havent been implimented yet, dual wielding doesnt exist, so I take one of Johnny's arms. He only needs one for fighting, after all.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 17:35:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 6/7
Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 4/4
I take a lump of magical metal and use the fire release blade to heat it into being malleable enough to make a katana-like-blade-thats-probably-not-all-that-katana-like-or-sharp, but which is also magic. why? raisons.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 20:49:00

Inspired by JOE's Molotov Cocktail from that one dop way back about 110 posts ago, I create a Black Queen's Cocktail (like a molotov cocktail, but with knife fluid) out of some paper and the bottle of knife fluid, amongst other things.

Once I've arrived where all the enemies are, I light it and throw it at the collection of imp (if I can get the Liches too, that's cool and good) and laugh at the utter devastation birthed from my actions.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 22:14:00

Glowing Shurikens 4/4
5J || Paradox-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staff Wand 2/??

With the PHLDBSW,I infuse the Glowing Shurikens with Gravity,Sonic and Radioactivity for this turn before sending a whole barrage of them at the Enemies


Originally posted on 2018-05-23 11:57:00

Cash Register && Pen (4/4) Chequewriter
Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (3/6) Platonic Knife

I toss a grenade at an imp, causing it to .... imp-plode.

Originally posted on 2018-05-23 20:38:00

Doctor's Healing Coat (4/5)
Steel Dowel (4/8)

Alright, no time to think, just act. Let's do something crazy.
"RAAAAAAAAAAGE!" I yell in the air, both as an effort to actually feel as fearless as I was acting, and to intimidate the Imps ahead.
Without any second thought, I then ran into the crowds of imps, swinging my hammers wildly in hopes of hitting some of them.

Originally posted on 2018-05-23 23:19:00

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (4/6) Platonic Knife
Chequewriter && Needles (1/?)

I use the chequewriter to make a bunch of money, and then pay the nearest person I can find to attack the imps.


Originally posted on 2018-05-24 05:18:00

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526961859))

Doctor's Healing Coat (3/5) Steel Dowel (3/8) Huh, that's 25 Imps. I... May have made a bad decision. No, focus, Arsenical, focus! You beat something bigger than all these guys combined! You can do this! I pull out both the gashammer and the Nailmelter as I psyche myself up. Let's get that adrenaline flowin', brain!

You Psych Up for this fight!

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526962723))

Fifth Player DONE I deploy it and give it the Beem Sord Trial By Fire (3/7) Boxing Glove && Hockey Gear (1/?) I use Jury Rig on the imps, and watch the chaos unfold.

Boxing Glove && Hockey Gear= Gear Up 1/5 Now you can Punch Out or Bodycheck your enemies, giving them stunning concussions!
Note: The GM does not condone intentionally giving concussions to people, even those you hate.
The Fifth Player is ready to rumble!
Using a rock, two imps which got too close to you, and a magnifying glass, you make a single laser cannon. 4 damage to 3 imps.
+5 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526967364))

Fireproof frosting 3/3 Glowing Shurikens 3/4 5J || Paradox-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staff Wand 1/?? I cover my Cardboard Plate with Fireproof Frosting to prevents it Obvious Weakness

You Lather yourself with fireproof frosting. This makes the plate kinda soggy with frosting, but it is now fireproof.
5J || Paradox-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staff Wand 1/8 Conscious Glaive. A massive clockwork blade on a stick. You can hear it whispering to you, "I am alive..."

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526968109))

Trial by Fire (4/7) Boxing Glove && Hockey Gear (2/?) I take my Lawmaker, and use it to banish the imps to back where they belong, which is a place not here, and that is also hell.

You take Judge 5's Lawmaker and use it to TIME OUT the Imps. Imp destroyed.
+2 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526983047))

Lighter || glyph amulet 5/7 Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 3/4 I join plague, standing with my metal walking stick and ready to counterattack or parry the enemy.

And you look fabulous.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1527006949))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Needle || gasblade = Lethal Injection (5/6) Glass Bottle || gasblade = Bottle of Knife Fluid (4/5) I take my computer and Johnny fabulous with me as we follow JOE. Since size differences of weapons havent been implimented yet, dual wielding doesnt exist, so I take one of Johnny's arms. He only needs one for fighting, after all.

You get ready to fight too. And you get a Johnny Fabulous Arm!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1527018562))

Lighter || glyph amulet 6/7 Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 4/4 I take a lump of magical metal and use the fire release blade to heat it into being malleable enough to make a katana-like-blade-thats-probably-not-all-that-katana-like-or-sharp, but which is also magic. why? raisons.

You forge a magic katana-shaped metal rod! It's nice and trendy.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1527023650))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Needle || gasblade = Lethal Injection (6/6) DONE Glass Bottle || gasblade = Bottle of Knife Fluid (5/5) DONE Armor of the Beast && Johnny 5 arm = ?? (1/?) Bottle of Knife Fluid (1/5) Inspired by JOE's Molotov Cocktail from that one dop way back about 110 posts ago, I create a Black Queen's Cocktail (like a molotov cocktail, but with knife fluid) out of some paper and the bottle of knife fluid, amongst other things. Once I've arrived where all the enemies are, I light it and throw it at the collection of imp (if I can get the Liches too, that's cool and good) and laugh at the utter devastation birthed from my actions.

BOOMF
Um.
You deal 2 damage to like 7 imps. There are knives literally everywhere now.
+6 XP
Armor of the Beast && Johnny 5 arm = Arms of The Beast (1/9) In this case, arms mean giant scaly T-Rex claws that can shred anything.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1527073048))

Glowing Shurikens 4/4 5J || Paradox-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staff Wand 2/?? With the PHLDBSW,I infuse the Glowing Shurikens with Gravity,Sonic and Radioactivity for this turn before sending a whole barrage of them at the Enemies

Multiple Shurikens scream through the air and impact imps with such force that they combine with them. There is a blue flash, and a wave of searing heat.
What have you done.
You deal 3 damage to four imps, and create an Ohgodwhat is that.
+6 XP

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1527104296))

Cash Register && Pen (4/4) Chequewriter Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (3/6) Platonic Knife I toss a grenade at an imp, causing it to .... imp-plode.

Wait, where did you get that Grenade? Wait, nevermind, that was a good pun, so I'm going to let that pass. This time.
You destroy an imp!
+4 XP

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1527113962))

Doctor's Healing Coat (4/5) Steel Dowel (4/8) Alright, no time to think, just act. Let's do something crazy. "RAAAAAAAAAAGE!" I yell in the air, both as an effort to actually feel as fearless as I was acting, and to intimidate the Imps ahead. Without any second thought, I then ran into the crowds of imps, swinging my hammers wildly in hopes of hitting some of them.

It's Hammer Time. You destroy on imp and deal 2 damage to another
+7 XP

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1527135535))

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (4/6) Platonic Knife Chequewriter && Needles (1/?) I use the chequewriter to make a bunch of money, and then pay the nearest person I can find to attack the imps.

You Hire a Samurai.
Chequewriter && Needles (1/6) Gold Standard. Syringes filled with Liquid Gold. This could be interesting.

This round, Plague and Arsenical Levelled up!

Plague is now a TESLA FANATIC. Your LEVEL 5 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is NUCLEARIZE. Use radiation and convenient lab accidents to give someone superpowers for two rounds. Has a ten round cooldown.

Arsenical is an AMATEUR ARSONIST.
Your FIRST BRANCH OF BATTLE TECHNIQUES is based around PYROMANCY, the art of seeing the future through FIRE.
Your LEVEL 1 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is GAZE, where you look into fire and get pointers on what to do next. Also, you set something on fire first, preferably an enemy.

The Robots defeat four imps themselves, and The Samurai Katanas a Lich for 8 damage. Now it's the Underling Turn. First off, they all pick up knives. Oh dear. Imp Group B goes to attack Johnny 5, and deal 8 damage to him. Imp Group A tries to attack Joe, keyword being tried. They deal four damage to him, but each take three damage in the process. Imp Group B goes to attack Johnny 5, and deal 8 damage to him. Imp Group C targets the players, and deal 3 damage to FeatheredDragon, Plague and Arsenical. One Lich conjured fireballs and throws them at the Samurai and ParadoxDragonPaci. The former is immune to fire for now, and the latter takes 3 damage. The other Lich whistles for backup. Another fifteen imps appear. The Ohgodwhat idles.

Right now, Johnny Five is in Critical Condition. Someone should help him out. The Imps have been divided into groups, for ease of attacking.

[UND] Ohgodwhat 40/40 HP. Nuclear.
[UND] Imp GROUP D 5/5 HP. x15.
[UND] Imp GROUP A 2/5 HP. x6. Wielding knives!
[UND] Imp GROUP B 3/5 HP. x8. Wielding knives!
[UND] Imp GROUP C 1/5 HP. x3. Wielding knives!
[UND] Lich 25/25 HP.
[UND] Lich 17/25 HP.

[SAM] A Samurai 17/20 HP. 3 AC. Dissapears in 4 rounds, unless you give him money.

[PLA] Plague126 17/20 HP. NUCLEARIZE 1/10 1 AC. 1/3 Punch Out SPECIAL ABILITY
[PLA] JoeBOB 26/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP. 4 AC. CMAFLAG
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 20/20 HP. 1 AC. Fireproof!
[PLA] FeatheredDragon 17/20 HP.
[PLA] Arsenical 17/20 HP
[RBT] Johnny 5 1/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawknife!

Will be getting abilities soon

Originally posted on 2018-05-25 05:26:00

7?! Hhhhhhok.
I remove my CMOFLAG(sic) and use it (and the GASBLADE) to backstab a lich in the back.

Originally posted on 2018-05-25 12:00:00

Conscious Glaive 3/8
Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 1/??


I use ADJECTIFY on Johnny 5,REGENERATING!!

Originally posted on 2018-05-25 14:07:00

I continue shiving Liches with the GASBLADE.

Originally posted on 2018-05-26 02:01:00

Doctor's Healing Coat (5/5)
Steel Dowel (5/8)

In the middle of battle I pause to catch my breath, only to notice the sudden density of knife-wielding Imps. You know, I'd really like to stick around, but I think my Alchemization just finished cooking and I don't want it to burn. Tactical retreat!

However, as I ran through the crowd, I passed the... Oh god what is that. Who made this? Why?
I taste the radiation on my tongue as I near it, and I just can't help myself.

"Guys, try pacifying this thing! We really don't want it to have a MELTDOWN!"
With the lack of anyone in sight, I point finger guns at the abomination and walk backwards towards the Alchemiter.

Originally posted on 2018-05-26 02:27:00

Conscious Glaive 4/8
Trading Cards && Pile of Adjectives 2/??

I PARADOXIFY the Ohgodwhat with the PHLDBSW

Originally posted on 2018-05-26 14:41:00

Chequewriter && Needles (2/6) Gold Standard
Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (4/6) Platonic Knife

Uh, I look around in mild confusion of where I am and blink in confusion when the words SBURB popped into my mind. Was I supposed to know what that is?

Shrugging the words and confusion away, I sit idly in one of the ruins nearby, I hear the sound of combat nearby. Not really wanting to go investigate with nothing on hand, I rummage through the pile of rusted metal objects shuffled away in the corner I was sitting next to.

Originally posted on 2018-05-26 20:31:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 7/7
I hold the glyph amulet and channel its magic, sharpening my katana-shaped rod into a proper katana.
Katana && soul sword replica 1/?
Since the katana was made by taking metal and shaping it, there can't be any code repetition, maybe!

Originally posted on 2018-05-27 01:12:00

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 4/5
Needles || Stink == Tearmaker Syringe 3/3

I take the Tearmaker Syringe and extract some tears from a lich, then slap him in the face with his own tears. You lack enough pain tolerance to not cry when simply syringed? How could you ever become a lich! You couldn't, that's right. Meaning you're not a lich after all! You're just an imp with some fancy robes!

Originally posted on 2018-05-27 12:56:00

Gear Up (3/5)
Trial By Fire (5/7)
I take my Lawmaker and start spinning around until I’m a blur of motion, then I careen into the middle of the imps.

Originally posted on 2018-05-29 22:16:00

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (5/6) Platonic Knife
Chequewriter && Needles (2/6) Gold Standard.

I write up a few more bills then offer them to the group A imps. Before they can do anything, I slash them with money so fast it gives them serious paper cuts.

'Uh uh uh, you weren't patient and now you .... paid the price.'


Originally posted on 2018-05-30 02:04:00

Shoes && Nailmelter (1/?)
Steel Dowel (6/8)

At the Alchemiter, I put in my shoes and the nailmelter (Fire. Kicks. It's a million dollar idea) then grabbed the doctor's coat, watching it go into one of the weird card things at the side of my vision. Wait, what IS that?
I pick up a rock, and as the strange rectangle pops up again to put the rock into my inventory, I grab it out of the air. Seems to be something called a Captchalogue Card. Huh. I toss it near the Alchemiter, for future use.

Originally posted on 2018-05-30 02:22:00

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (6/6) Platonic Knife
Chequewriter && Needles (3/6) Gold Standard.

I grab the newly made platonic knife and neatly slash through a few imps of group C to test it out.

Originally posted on 2018-05-30 02:53:00