QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1526338670))

The Brimstoner (5/6) Knife Cuirass AND Possibly magical lump of metal (1/?)

Knife Cuirass && Possibly magical lump of metal (1/5) Massive Lump of Magical Metal

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526341596))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Google glasses || iArmor prototype = Forcefield Visor (7/7) DONE Needle || gasblade = ?? (1/??) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (6/7) Baker..? Oookay then I CELEBRATE!!! my birthday, which is totally today, by eating some delicious cake to heal myself up. I also jokingly demand presents from everyone.

Needle || gasblade = Lethal Injection (1/6) Injects Knife Fluid into your victims. What happens next is, shall we say, not pretty.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526366098))

Inky Bandaids 3/4 Tome 3/3 Paper with “Unbreakable” on it && Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand 1/?? I equip the Cardboard Plate and sit down to meditate on my Intrinsic Magic

Paper with “Unbreakable” on it && Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand 1/4 Unbreakable Sheet of Glowing Notebook Paper. It looks like the GM isn't ready to give you an unbreakable weapon yet. (Hint: He won't ever.)

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526423332))

QUOTE Welcome, Arsenical! Just so you know, I will be determining the levels for given item combinations in the future. (I just assumed it was the two component's levels +1, based upon rule #4 for alchemy. Thanks for clearing it up!) Nailmelter (3/4) Gashammer (3/3) The fully constructed Gashammer pops out of the Alchemiter, and I have literally no idea how this thing works exactly. I flick a switch, and... a hammer is created from the liquid in the handle? Some wonky physics are powering this thing, but, well, we were just fighting Ogres. This is mundane compared to them. With little to do while waiting for the Nailmelter to be completed, I try to repair the hole in the pharmacy wall created by the Ogres. After all, when all you have is a hammer...

You repair the Hole. +2 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526429359))

Fifth Player  (4/8) Globe with blinking red dots on it (3/5) I decide to search around to see if there are more supplies we can use for alchemizing purposes.

You find... a flagpole. Yes, you get the whole flagpole. Don't all Pharmacies have a flagpole? Well, this one does.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526430801))

Lighter || glyph amulet 1/? metal walking stik 5/6 I cast deflect glyphs on my vital areas to deflect surprise attacks, pick a random house, and start searching it for clay. preferably the real kind, but play-dough will do. failing that, I look for a 3D printer.

Lighter || glyph amulet 1/7 Magic Lighter. You can cast spells while the Lighter is lit. It acts as a wand of sorts.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1526431496))

The Brimstoner (6/6) Knife Cuirass AND Possibly magical lump of metal (2/?) I sit back and rest, recuperating my wounds

You heal to full.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526435305))

Nailmelter (4/4) Medicine || Jacket (1/?) As I head back towards the Alchemiter, the machine popping out the finished form of the Nailmelter, I nearly trip over something. Looking down, I find it to be a unmarked bottle of medicine, and a jacket close by. Oh yeah, this was once a pharmacy. Reaching the finished Alchemiter, I toss in both the two items found on the ground. Sure to make something interesting. Then I return to my duty of fixing the pharmacy wall, now with TWO hammers in hand!

Medicine || Jacket (1/4) Pill Bottle Chestplate. Um.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526439080))

Fifth Player (5/8) Globe with blinking red dots (4/5). I summon a pair of boxing gloves and add them to the supplies.

Boxing Gloves get. I have no idea how you found them in the pharmacy, but here you go.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526464688))

Lighter || glyph amulet 2/? metal walking stik 6/6 done I look around in this randomly chosen house's garage for shin guards and gloves and stuff.

You find Hockey Gear!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526478573))

Inky Bandaids 4/4 Paper with “Unbreakable” on it && Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand 2/?? After deep Meditation I take a piece of paper with “Concept” written on it and Focus my Mind on it....Using Magic with the aid of the PHLDBSW(Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand) I peel of the Word “Concept”.....then I Extract the very [[CONCEPT]] of [[CONCEPT]] from the Word,rendering it a  meaningless pile of Ink,I then Contain it inside Magic Container to safely store it for Alchemical Purposes

You don't have a magical container for extracting concepts from words. Also, your mind slightly fails to grasp the concept of Platonic Realism. It's just a thing that's not going to happen today.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1526489995))

Cash Register && Pen (1/?) I appear from nowhere and land painfully on top of the regular angry rope. Oh hey I'm back here. Where ever here is.

Cash Register && Pen (1/4) Chequewriter. A pen that can create legal tender with just a signature on paper. Because we already have infinite paper, I hope to Gog that you use this responsibly.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526508768))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Needle || gasblade = ?? (2/??) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (7/7) DONE Glass Bottle || gasblade = Knife Bottle, prolly (1/3?) I once again strip of all my armour, and put on, in order, the Armor of the beast, the P.E Jacket, the Forcefield-of-viewers (or Forcefield glasses) and finally, if still possible, the iArmor prototype. I google exotic cake recipes on the Ulimited Internet Computer, since I guess I like making cakes and stuff now.

You only get the Armour of The Beast on, but you feel the power of the internet coursing through you already.
Glass Bottle || gasblade= Bottle of Knife Fluid 1/5. A good refill for your Gasblade.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1526671503))

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 2/5 Needles || Stink == 1/? I screw around and take everything that isn’t nailed down, and some stuff that is

Needles || Stink == Tearmaker Syringe 1/3. The only method known to man able to successfully collect Chuck Norris Tears, which can cure Cancer.

[ANG] Angry Rope 5/7 HP. Venomous!
[DED] Angry Rope 7/7 HP. Reanimated! Venomous!

[PLA] Plague126 16/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP. 4 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 19/20 HP.
[PLA] Pionoplayer 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] Emerald 16/20
[PLA] Arsenical 20/20 HP
[RBT] Johnny 5 7/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawmaker and Lawknife!

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 03:33:00

If Plague hasnt gone and gotten himself all healed up yet, I declare that it is his birthday, and provide him with some spontaneous cake.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 03:40:00

I scrape the frosting off the cake debris

Frosting || paper with “fireproof” on it 1/??
I drop the other Alchemy since it’s not going anyway...let me see maybe some Magical Metallic Cards....honestly maybe I should invest in a Substance that is More suited for Pursuits of the Supernatural

Paper Cards || Possibly Magical Metal 1/??

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 03:58:00

Pill of medicine(?) || Jacket (1/?)
Cruxite Dowel && Possibly Magical Lump of Metal (1/?)

Oh, think you're a funny guy, huh, Alchemiter? Taking my personal intentions which you had no way of knowing out of context like that, huh?
I remove the pill bottle and shake out a handful of pills, then I replace the bottle in the machine with the handful of medicine. That should make for clearer intentions. Or at least cooler clothing.

As well as... Whatever these two objects are. They both look cool, so the end result should be cool^2. That's how things work.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 08:17:00

Cash Register && Pen (2/4) Chequewriter >responsibly. sure......
Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (1/?)

I examine my surroundings and try to determine the nearest, biggest threat.



Originally posted on 2018-05-19 10:58:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 3/7
Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 1/?
oh cool, hockey equipment! I wonder if this person has any playing cards lying around in their house? I look for those next.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 12:24:00

Ok so what does the Armor of the Beast do again?


I CONGFLAUH(sic) myself.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 12:39:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 4/7
Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 2/?
If this house didn't have any playing/trading/collectable/whatever cards, I make my own out of paper and ink

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 15:37:00

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 3/5
Needles || Stink == Tearmaker Syringe 2/3

I take the Angery Rope, and, after giving it some friendly headpats, captchalogue it. You are safe there. Good rope. Best.. rope?


Originally posted on 2018-05-19 15:42:00

Cash Register && Pen (3/4) Chequewriter >responsibly. sure......
Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (2/?)

I pick up a rock and see if I can throw it at the undead rope. I gotta start somewhere.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 18:23:00

Pill of medicine(?) || Jacket (2/?)
Cruxite Dowel && Possibly Magical Lump of Metal (2/?)

... Well this just got... Kinda less exciting. We were fighting Ogres just a second ago.
With nothing to do, I wander out of the pharmacy to look for other cool stuff.

Originally posted on 2018-05-19 20:31:00

Fifth Player (6/8)
Globe with red dots COMPLETE
I then decide to travel to the blinking dot closest to me
Lawmaker OR Lighter (1/?)
(This will be a non-Action post)

Originally posted on 2018-05-20 01:56:00

Frosting || paper with”fireproof” writtten on it 2/??
Paper Cards || Possibly Magical Metal 2/??

With the PHLDBSW, I cast “Mass Heal” onto everyone here

Originally posted on 2018-05-20 09:19:00

Fifth Player (7/8)
Lawmaker OR Lighter (2/?)
(Another non-action post)

Originally posted on 2018-05-20 14:38:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526697631))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Needle || gasblade = Lethal Injection (3/6!?) Glass Bottle || gasblade = Bottle of Knife Fluid (2/5!?) If Plague hasnt gone and gotten himself all healed up yet, I declare that it is his birthday, and provide him with some spontaneous cake.

Plague is healed to full.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526698680))

I scrape the frosting off the cake debris Frosting || paper with “fireproof” on it 1/?? I drop the other Alchemy since it’s not going anyway...let me see maybe some Magical Metallic Cards....honestly maybe I should invest in a Substance that is More suited for Pursuits of the Supernatural Paper Cards || Possibly Magical Metal 1/??

Frosting || paper with “fireproof” on it 1/3 Fireproof Frosting. It's...edible, but somewhat tasteless.
Paper Cards || Possibly Magical Metal 1/4 Glowing Shurikens. They are +1 Shurikens

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526714253))

Pill of medicine(?) || Jacket (1/?) Cruxite Dowel && Possibly Magical Lump of Metal (1/?) Oh, think you're a funny guy, huh, Alchemiter? Taking my personal intentions which you had no way of knowing out of context like that, huh? I remove the pill bottle and shake out a handful of pills, then I replace the bottle in the machine with the handful of medicine. That should make for clearer intentions. Or at least cooler clothing. As well as... Whatever these two objects are. They both look cool, so the end result should be cool^2. That's how things work.

Pill of medicine(?) || Jacket (1/5) Doctor's Healing Coat. Makes you immune to all diseases, and provides a passive healing ability
Cruxite Dowel && Possibly Magical Lump of Metal (1/8) Steel Dowel. Can be scanned.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1526723923))

Cash Register && Pen (2/4) Chequewriter >responsibly. sure...... Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (1/?) I examine my surroundings and try to determine the nearest, biggest threat.

Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (1/6) Platonic Knife. ...It's a knife.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526729064))

Lighter || glyph amulet 3/7 Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 1/? oh cool, hockey equipment! I wonder if this person has any playing cards lying around in their house? I look for those next.

You find a deck of cards.
Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 1/4 Soul Sword Replica. A soulbound sword with fire powers. Not that useful, considering the sword is made of paper.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526729967))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE CAKES: lvl 1 CELEBRATE!!! Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife, Forcefield-of-viewers (forcefield glasses), Armor of the Beast Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Needle || gasblade = Lethal Injection (4/6) Glass Bottle || gasblade = Bottle of Knife Fluid (3/5) Ok so what does the Armor of the Beast do again? I CONGFLAUH(sic) myself.

about:mozilla
The Beast adopted new raiment and studied the ways of Time and Space and Light and the Flow of energy through the Universe. From its studies, the Beast fashioned new structures from oxidised metal and proclaimed their glories. And the Beast’s followers rejoiced, finding renewed purpose in these teachings.

from The Book of Mozilla, 11:14

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526740633))

Lighter || glyph amulet 4/7 Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 2/? If this house didn't have any playing/trading/collectable/whatever cards, I make my own out of paper and ink

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1526740941))

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 3/5 Needles || Stink == Tearmaker Syringe 2/3 I take the Angery Rope, and, after giving it some friendly headpats, captchalogue it. You are safe there. Good rope. Best.. rope?

You get the Angry Ropes.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1526750598))

Cash Register && Pen (3/4) Chequewriter >responsibly. sure...... Pile of Adjectives ll SA Knife (2/?) I pick up a rock and see if I can throw it at the undead rope. I gotta start somewhere.

You don't do that, because the Calm Ropes are now safely stored in the inventory.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526758282))

Pill of medicine(?) || Jacket (2/?) Cruxite Dowel && Possibly Magical Lump of Metal (2/?) ... Well this just got... Kinda less exciting. We were fighting Ogres just a second ago. With nothing to do, I wander out of the pharmacy to look for other cool stuff.

You do that.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526777787))

Fifth Player (6/8) Globe with red dots COMPLETE I then decide to travel to the blinking dot closest to me Lawmaker OR Lighter (1/?) (This will be a non-Action post)

...You set your course towards the blinking dot.
Lawmaker || Lighter 1/7 Trial By Fire. A Lighter that only harms the guilty. Fortunately, all Underlings are guilty of something.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526804357))

Frosting || paper with”fireproof” writtten on it 2/?? Paper Cards || Possibly Magical Metal 2/?? With the PHLDBSW, I cast “Mass Heal” onto everyone here

You heal everyone by +2 HP!

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526823489))

Fifth Player  (7/8) Lawmaker OR Lighter (2/?) (Another non-action post)

So, it seems that you are on your way to the closest glowing point. It also seems that some underlings don't want you to go. You are walking down main street, when you see oh my lollipops that's a lot of foes.

[UND] Imp 5/5 HP. x25
[UND] Lich 25/25 HP. x2

[PLA] Plague126 20/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP. 4 AC. CMAFLAG
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 20/20 HP. 2 AC
[PLA] Pionoplayer 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] Emerald 18/20
[PLA] Arsenical 20/20 HP
[RBT] Johnny 5 9/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawmaker and Lawknife!

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 03:37:00

Doctor's Healing Coat (3/5)
Steel Dowel (3/8)

Huh, that's 25 Imps. I... May have made a bad decision.
No, focus, Arsenical, focus! You beat something bigger than all these guys combined! You can do this!

I pull out both the gashammer and the Nailmelter as I psyche myself up. Let's get that adrenaline flowin', brain!

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 05:04:00

Fifth Player DONE
I deploy it and give it the Beem Sord
Trial By Fire (3/7)
Boxing Glove && Hockey Gear (1/?)
I use Jury Rig on the imps, and watch the chaos unfold.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 05:18:00

Fireproof frosting 3/3
Glowing Shurikens 3/4
5J || Paradox-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staff Wand 1/??

I cover my Cardboard Plate with Fireproof Frosting to prevents it Obvious Weakness

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 06:36:00

Trial by Fire (4/7)
Boxing Glove && Hockey Gear (2/?)
I take my Lawmaker, and use it to banish the imps to back where they belong, which is a place not here, and that is also hell.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 06:48:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 5/7
Metal walking stick && the pieces of paper explaining how the cool swords work 3/4
I join plague, standing with my metal walking stick and ready to counterattack or parry the enemy.

Originally posted on 2018-05-22 10:57:00