@Solar: Another song you can't go wrong with is Libera Me From Hell from Gurren Lagann. It seems to perfectly sum up the entire focus of the game to me: Something seemingly unbeatable looms before the protagonists, and they must go beyond the impossible to break through it.
I get up from my crouch and return to a normal speaking voice.
Actually, I didn't try to kill you back then. Killing you would have just sent you back to that Respawn Lounge. No. I want you to suffer.
To emphasize my point, I stomp on Talist's leg, with... predictable results. This one's just RP, Tabbs, so please don't count this as an action.
And besides, I never called you naive. Don't put words in my mouth. Naivety comes from a lack of experience, and you're obviously experienced. What you are, however, is... not idiotic. What's the word? Stubborn! You're stubborn. While good at times, it keeps you from seeing when you're over head. I don't have to tell you this, but I realize that those that aren't made of metal plates and wires have to be reminded of some facts every now and again.
I am acting very cocky and sure of myself. As what Talist said earlier sinks in, however, I seem to lose some of this and cock my head inquisitively.
What? I didn't give you a... Oh. That son of a b-
Before I can finish my sentence, Jindra throws me into Mexador's chest, where I bounce off of him into the ceiling, then from there into the wall, which leads me to sliding down said wall, all without anything even resembling grace.
Chuckling, I get up and glare at Jindra.
Interrupting a friendly conversation? You all really are beyond saving, aren't you? Heh. You know, I was going to try to be nice and just rule over everything, but now... Heheheh... You've created an even worse fate for everything. Now, I'm going to destroy each and every individual world, in each and every individual galaxy, in each and every individual universe. It'll take a while, but I'll live for a long time. Are you happy now? You've doomed them all. It's all your fault. Wow. I guess you really do have me beat when it comes to failures.
I dash at Jindra, pull out my trident and spear, then perform a spinning leap at him, both weapons held out, turning into a buzzsaw of sorts, roaring as I close the distance.
JUST GIVE UP!!
In the secret facility...
Program: Sigma found. Location: in close proximity to Godmodder. Raising danger level to five. Reallocating recovery unit to search and destroy. Priority target: Program: Sigma. Engage other targets only as necessary. Caution advised. Current state: unknown.
Back at the present location...
After completing my attack, I stand up and stroll towards Solar, grab him by the face, and throw him on the ground like a football just to turn that annoying song off.
Seriously. That is a terrible song. Please stop.
With that out of the way, I turn to my final target: Cynder. I put away my weapons and draw my rifle. Aiming at her, I flick a switch on the side.
This is payback.
Pulling the trigger, the standard bullet doesn't exit the barrel. Instead a purplish-pinkish beam lances through the air.
Gotcha.
Planetfall: 37/100
Search & Destroy: 15/50 (+2 Jon)
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Jon, Talist
edited 21st Feb '16 4:28:21 PM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
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Anti Ninja
—
Solar plays Alice's Restaurant. The song plays for a duration, overriding House of Music effects for the next two players, and heals them instead.
Infinity's song is overriden by Alice's Restaurant. Infinity takes two sips of the beer, healing him, and throw a mini-nuke at the Chest Segment, dealing 4500 damage, and gets healed by the House of Music. The Fragment attacks Mexador for 3000 damage.
(Talist: I didn't realize that lol. They were being relevant and attacking you is a waste of the boost in Mex's eyes.)
Walrus drives a car over to Mexador and crashes into him, dealing 2700 damage. The House of Music effect buffs him to take less damage due to Alice's Restaurant.
Speed is unconcious. It's not if killing you all is a win. Rose heals the Guardian for 4000.
T-man stands there. (Basically, I'm giving you back the points used for that charge.)
Jindra drops a schyte on Alpha's neck, but fails to actually wound him. The House of Music gives him extra damage and defense until next turn. (Yeah, that's a bit OP. I guess:
140000 HP. It has 15000 damage that can be split to 5 target. And is turned into the Barred Essence when destroyed. Right Arm has 25k HP and has Guard (takes all damage that parts would take. 4 turn Cooldown) and Protective Barrier (mitigate the first 5000 damage that Heavenbringer takes for the turn. 3 turn cooldown). Right Arm respawns after 5 turns if destroyed. Left Arm has 25k HP and has Guard, and Hollow Domain (amplify damage to a target by 30%. 3 turn cooldown). Barred Essence has 50k HP and Respawn (Returns the Heavenbringer at half Health after 5 turns). How's that?)
Jon healdarts himself.
CJB punches Mexador's Chest Segment with defibrilator fists, dealing 2700 damage. The House of Music gives Mexador and the Segment a weak spot, making him take more damage permanently.
GWing hangs around in the Respawn Lounge. It's lonely in there. No one's there, except you and Sacred. Speed is bound by the Lunar Chains.
Alpha attacks Jindra with a spinning leap, Jindra tanks the hit. Then, he attacks Cynder. Cynder is wounded.
(Holy fracking crap I forgot Libera Me From Hell. The literal "final attack theme song" of DtG:TVT 1. Add that, Solar. Please add it.)
—
End of Turn:
Mexador attacks the sky for some reason.
The Chaos Theory is fizzled somehow.
Mexador then attacks Talist, moderately wounding and killing him. The splash hits Rose for 6000 and the Guardian for 6000.
Mexador weaves in a Great Slam at Jondanger, stunning Jon, Cynder, and Jindra.
Mexador continues his assault by attacking Walrus, wounding him. The splash hits CJB and T-man, wounding CJB.
—
Valentine's Miracle Emblem (Global Emblem).
Battlefield
House of Music
Mexador the Titanic: 88200/250000. Chest segment: 98100/150000. Splash damage. Multi-Armor. Great Slam: 1/4. Vitals Revealed. [BOSS]
Godmodder HP: 46/100. [G]
Alpha: Moderately Wounded. Combat Mech Suit (1000 mitigation). Mega Charizard X Emblem. Buzzsaw x2. [N]
Infinity: Wounded. Lightning Spear: Durability: 2/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 72/100. Flare Gun. [N]
Azathoth Fragment: 73000/100000. Mind Crush: 5/6. (Infinity) [AG]
GWing: Dead (1/2). [AG]
Speed: Dead (1/2). Overdrive Cooldown: 2/4. Healer Emblem. [AG]
Rose Eaglehawk: 14000/20000. Earthen Armor: 3/4. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Dead (0/2). [AG]
Sacred/The Party: Dead (1/2). The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 74000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Tarrasque: 60000/60000. Protective Shell (Passive). Slow (Passive). Deafening Roar: 4/4. Berserk (Passive). (Sacred) [AG]
Cynder: Wounded. (Talist) [AG]
Jondanger: Wounded. [AG]
Jindra: Wounded. Buzzsaw x1. Candy x1. [AG]
H2O [AG]
Solar: Flare Gun x1. [AG]
CJB: Wounded. Flare Gun x1, Buzzsaw x1, Candy x1, Soda x1. [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. [AG]
T-man [AG]
—
edited 22nd Feb '16 1:13:02 AM by Tabbune
Speed clenches his fist. It's as though he's summoning all of the energy he can to get up. He will not be happy when he recovers.
Oh, no. Speed, please, don't bother, just stay. It's okay.
Yeah, Speed. You shouldn't get up. You'll just hurt yourself.
Meanwhile, in Speed's mind.
Ugh... I don't feel so hot.
Back again, are we?
Speed slams the back of his head into the... pillow? When did that get there? Anyway, his head was just above.
What do you want?
Oh, nothing. I find it somewhat funny you use powers resonating with me when you collapse here.
Yes yes. Because I wasn't going to use Wrath of the elements last turn, and the first move is Lunar Crush.
You would destroy my moon? How DARE you?
Can it. You've seen it in action.
... Good point.
Can I go yet? I've got fighting to do. I need to tear Alpha a new one for attacking Cynder.
Calm, Speed. Not as yet.
What is it you want, exactly?
I want you to tell me how you know about the Fourth Wall, and about how you know Cynder was attacked, and by whom.
They're kinda related. It's mostly because I have extremely abnormal perception, but you knew that already, didn't you...
I'm not reading anything anymore.
Great, just when we were actually starting to get somewhere.
Speed's probably okay.
Yeah, but...
Stop worrying! Everything's gonna be okay!
Yeah, Fira. If anybody should be worrying, it's me.
Oh, you made it to Shiny's, Hunter?
If Pacific is anything to go by, I'd be worried too, Hunter.
I think the entire Atlantic line is a bunch of douches. What's Shine like to you, Rose?
Pretty good, most of the time. She tends not to shout too much. Honestly, I don't know what you're so worked up about.
Well... I'm going in! Hope she doesn't go Magneto on me, I just got my cybernetic hand repaired...
And so, the brave Hunter *thwack* Cut that out, people who aren't me. Which company am I killing this time, Bethesda?
I step through the small wooden door to a giant shining hall.
Well, I wasn't expecting this.
Right? Shiny always had a thing for home decoration. Walk through the doors, and quickly. Shiny mustn't have had time to reset the lock yet.
Seeing the open door, I sprint down the hall and barely make it through the door before it shuts.
Good. The next door is never locked, so just walk through.
I walk up to the door and give it a hard shove.
You sure about that?
Oh, right, that door was always a pain to open, Shine's been meaning to oil the hinges for a while.
Ugh. I can get this.
I use the hydraulics in my hand to open the door.
Okay, I'm in.
Shush! Walk up to the altar, and kneel, you idiot!
Fira?
She's right, quickly!
I do what they say, before...
WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SANCTUM!?
Action Summary:
Speed remains unconscious, much to everyone's chagrin.
Rose heals CJB, because she tries to put others first. Her promotion will start after Wrath of the Elements is out, 30 turns, un-+1able. She will become a 50 turn entity, with her Healing and HP permanently raised. Also possibly her Earthen Armour.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: (+1 from Jindra) 63/120
Wrath of the Elements: READY!
- 1 to Jindra, Talist and Infinity. Ups, forgot this last turn.
edited 23rd Feb '16 2:41:30 AM by Sp33d0n
MOOOOOOSE! I MISSED TWO TURNS! I guess that's what happens when I finally take up Undertale...bah. Oh, well, I guess I forgot to dodge. Post coming when I can. But, really, Tabbune, when are your Fridays? It's Monday morning here.
G, I WATCH Supernatural with my Dad on Netflix. I hope that wasn't something we haven't seen...
EAT YOUR GREENS
Don't worry, Liberia Me From Hell was the very first thing I put on the playlist. I'd never forget an attack that epic.
...Would a song where the drumbeat is entirely gun sounds fit DTG...?
”Excuse me? Annoying? Well then, maybe this will be more to your liking!”
Solar stands up, strides over to Alpha, and bashes him over the head with the guitar. They then spit on the ground directly next to him and snarl in an unfamiliar language. ”TH’ÖTH’IFAA I’FHE!” note
They step back more, turning straight towards Mexador once more. This time, the song they strum out on the guitar is at least five times more intense, even when it’s about four times shorter.
”TH’Ö! FLÄSHYN!”
Charges
Noiseblaster: 15% note (+1 me, +1 Jindra, +1 Infinity, +3 h2o)
Providence: 25/75 note
Something bad: 20/130? note
1 to Infinity, Jindra, and CJB.
Solar holds grudges so easily, it's ridiculous. Like, honestly ridiculous. Also, apparently they speak Trashtalk now? That wasn't something I expected to have to look up a guide for at like, 10:00 at night. (I draft everything up on Google Docs before I post, haha.)
Also that image didn't load, which means - dangit - I'm probably going to end up drawing something. Maybe it'll just be a fancy picture of the Godmodder, at least there are references for that.
edited 22nd Feb '16 2:16:28 PM by iamsolarflare
When everything changes nothing changes.
Something Stunning: 57/? (Unchanged) Hint: Though the performance ends eventually, everyone's part lasts forever.
Cosmic Breath: 55/? (Unchanged) Hint: —
Before The Round
Neodyme nods.
"Of course. I would not think of waking her. My avatar may seem to be a solid chunk of metal, but I can manipulate it into all sorts of intricate shapes and designs. I can surely produce a proper tool for the task at hand, once she is awake."
Listening to Talist before s/he falls asleep, the Sacred Spirit nods.
'I see...that's a rich history...to think that there have been that many Godmodder Wars...that's a chilling thought.'
S/he blinks, tilting their head.
'Oh, does mentioning the Veteran worry her? I won't. You have my word.'
S/he yawns, and nods.
'I understand...I won't obsess. Kai wouldn't like that. The last thing I want to do is push her away...'
S/he gives Talist a partly-confused, partly-playful look through their tired eyes.
'Really...? It's strange to you...? Well, I guess it could be, since you, as not being a Nature Deity, haven't exactly had the upbringing I have...I know Kai didn't expect us to fall for each other, and, to be honest...I really didn't, either...I guess it was the happiest surprise of my life...'
S/he looks down to Kai, and nods.
'Oh, when you say that, it makes me happier to see her sleeping, too...maybe part of it is because I'm here, with her...'
S/he nods.
'...I'll try. I understand what you're saying.'
Shadow blinks, nodding.
"...Alright."
He glances over to where Kai and Spirit are sleeping.
"I'm just glad Kai's okay, now. It would've hit us all pretty hard if she'd been permanently injured, especially Spirit. Watching them sleep in each other's company..."
He smiles faintly.
"...it's actually pretty cute..."
He blinks, watching Talist get pulled away by Alpha.
"H-hey! That's just rude!"
He rolls his eyes with a smirk.
"Oh, Alpha...villains never truly prosper. I'd listen to Talist, he knows what he's talking about. We are not terrible because we're optimists, because we see the light in every situation. Trust me, if everyone saw the world through murder-colored glasses like you, Reality would be a wreck. What we do may not be quicker than answering it with your sword, but it just takes patience. Besides, you mentioned you have a personal feud with the Godmodder. Why did you help him in the first place, even though you mentioned you view him as having abandoned you? It's really the wrong thing to do. Nobody may really be innocent 100% of the time, but all of us against the Godmodder have our moments. Trying to stab Kai when she's recovering? You used to mention honor as your driving force, but, as you said, you've obviously forgotten. You can still fight this. You can see the true path, the new horizon. What's life without morals? On the path you're being dragged down now, it'll end in loneliness. Trust me. I've played both the Creator and the Destroyer in my lifetime, and, you know one of the reasons I try to find a bright side in everything, and avoid bloodshed whenever possible...?"
He takes a grim expression, smiling in a saddened way that reveals the points of his fangs.
"I've honestly gotten tired of destroying..."
He folds his arms.
"The trauma I've both caused and suffered, the worlds I've broken...it's too much. I actually gained my sentience right after a rampage. I'm still atoning for that. Please, before you make a similar mistake, see the light...you won't be sorry."
He skims back, hoping his words sank in. He looks up too late to see Mexador's fist coming toward his face. He's knocked to the dirt, scuffing his clothes.
"...OW."
Action foregone, as Shadow needs to pull together his awareness as he's downed. As the Aspects can't be killed, downed would be a much more accurate description. As he regains more awareness, he contacts G and Talist at the Respawn Zone.
'Hey, guys. Sorry that I couldn't do anything. I'm downed right now, but I'll be right up soon. Stay strong, and I'll be sure to watch your backs after this.'
Entity Action:
The Tarrasque growls, and when Mexador is distracted, lunges, crunching down on the weak spot on his Chest Segment. The Guardian, sighing, continues his burrowing pattern.
"I feel that I ssshould do sssomething...but I am of no ussse downed...could ssssomeone pleassse heal me, ssso that I may act...?"
Plus three to Talist.
edited 22nd Feb '16 8:49:30 AM by SacredSpirit123
Wanderer
???: 20/?
A massive piles of vines and roots erupts from the ground and slow reshapes itself into a humanoid figure about 150 feet tall. Heavenbringer: 120/120 CJB x2, solar, speedon SUMMONED Which means yeah those stats are mostly fine, but shouldn't the left arm also respawn. It's based on the Etrian Odyssey 4 final boss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSCSf3RFVdw
Heavenbringer will bring its hands together as a great clap on Alpha.
I'd take those words a lot more seriously if you actually had the spark of power needed to carry them out. Much less carry them out when the entire World stands against you. I'll just throw up a shield this turn.
- 1x to speedon, solar, CJB
edited 22nd Feb '16 6:34:44 AM by JindraAG
Flame Charge:9/10
Suddenly, the area around T-man starts to get hotter, with him slowly forming fire around his body.
Yes, it's almost finished.
He throws his hand up, attempting to light a fire. A spark appears, but that is all.
Damn it, it's not working.
He brings out a dozen explosive kunai from one of his pockets, he then throws them all at Mexador's chest segment, not setting them off.
Hopefully this isn't a terrible idea. Where's that nuke?
Nuke: 5/80
T-man can't actually move while he does this charge so he only threw the explosives at Mexador.
edited 22nd Feb '16 9:06:28 AM by T-manboy55
(But Nobody Came......: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzM2oWtTAws )
(Sigh) I've already gone through every new episode of supernatural, watched every Legends of Tomorrow one, and all that stuff. (notices tea) oh! it's finally ready! (takes a sip, but spits it out) GGGH! I hate cinnamon!
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
The robot switches it's music track again: [1]
(Mega Man 8 Grenade Man Stage)
The robot jumps off of Mexador and runs about 20 feet away from it. The robot then starts lobbing grenades.
- 1 to sp33d, +1 to Spirit, +1 to Troper Walrus
Charges:
Targeted Strike: 11 / 20
Bigger Gun: 4/10
edited 22nd Feb '16 6:13:43 PM by CJB42
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
I get a thousand taunt-kill spamming Spies to spam their taunt-kills on Mexador.
Project Starfall Revisited: 6/150 (+1 from Alpha)
The Tower: 6/150 (+1 from Alpha)
- 2 to Alpha, +1 to CJB 42
Let's try that again. It'll go differently this time.
I use my Flare Gun on the chest segment and have the Fragment attack the chest segment.
A fair warning: The link I posted is still Giygas' battle theme.
Ultimate Armor: 93/120 It will have a "special meter" of sorts. Me attacking things will fill it up by 1 for each attack, and once I've landed 3 attacks, I'll be able to unleash one of a few stronger ones. The armor itself gives me no attack boost, meaning I have to land, say, 5 or so regular, unboosted attacks. The special attacks won't count towards the meter. (I'd like to get this done while we're in the House of Music.)
Stand - Star Platinum: 11/50 Hint: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! The HP of the Stand is shared with me. Any damage I take, it takes, and vice-versa. Consequently, every Stand I summon will have HP equal to the wound stage I'm at. For example, if I summon it when I'm at full HP, it will have 50,000/50,000 HP. If I summon it when I'm mortally wounded, it will have 10,000/50,000 HP. Make sense?
Next charge: It will be either "Caius the Shadow Monarch" or "Mobius the Frost Monarch."
+1 to Alpha, sp33d, and Solar
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
Interdimensional Rally: 26/60
The Ebony: 17/50
I throw several dumbbells at Mexador.
3 +1s to Solar.
edited 22nd Feb '16 2:05:09 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
The Mexador has attacked the sky. ... ...
The Sky Shall Be AVENGED! I grab a katana and charge directly towards the Mexador. Three guesses what I'm going to do with it. First two don't count.
Yandere-Chan: 5/10
Queen: 5/9
Would it be too much if I boosted someone else's charges too? I'm feeling kinda selfish. Also, what's the distinction about the Mexador's chest section? And what does being wounded do to me? Sorry, I came in lore blind.
edited 22nd Feb '16 4:26:15 PM by Troper_Walrus
That guy
Unrelated thing, but today through class I learned how sick and twisted Sigmund Freud was. I know I'm looking at it through my rose-tinted glasses, but that guy was SERIOUSLY cynical about human nature. But don't listen to me. According to him, I'm probably just displacing some unresolved aggressive, violent, and oppressive tendencies I have from my childhood onto something my Ego views as a more socially acceptable target. IE: Freud's name.
Bookkeeping Station: got +6 total. Speed Infinity Sacred. I appreciate you giving me +1's Alpha, but I have to prioritize repaying people who aren't trying to kill me. Sorry.
???: 13/120 note: Maybe I should bring in another entity? I know I have a lot to choose from.
Entity Attack ß (Red/Green Shatter most likely.): 64/120 -.-.-.-.-.-.-
Cynder's stuff:
Sadly, I can't do much because Kai is asleep, Talist is dead, and Cynder is stunned.
Kai starts to kick slightly in her sleep. She was dreaming of something, but unlike what Freud and ALL THE MOVIES would tell you, her dream had absolutely no bearing or relevance whatsoever on some kind of deep trauma from her pup-hood she was trying to repress. She just was having a totally normal dream that was completely unrelated to the Emerald Dream that I've talked about quite a bit. ... She seemed happy enough being in her dream.
Now... before I die...
"Sorry for raining on your parade- or rather, shining on your funeral- but I've seen your type before. You sorta remind me of another guy named 'Engie', someone I got into an argument with when he casually froze the Nether dimension. Also, I think the 'predicable results' you're looking for are that I take no damage because stomping on my leg wasn't one of your actions. I feel like it takes greater courage to help people for a cause than it does to kill for one."
"And good ol' 'fleshbags are useless' argument. The fleshbag in front of you has literally seen the Minecraft universe collapse around him and the currently unconscious quadruped fleshbag sung about all that is right with the world and hit the Godmodder for 22 damage. I've also seen a rabbit stab and destroy one of those 80 foot high mechs we seem to fight every other zone here. Anyway... It's time for me to die!"
Woooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm stunnnnnnnnedddddddd... Starrrrrrssssss... The univeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrssssseeeeee consssssssspirrrrreessss to stop me frroooommmmm using my speeeecccciiiallllllll...
Congratulations! I am dead. This is the first time I have died in a DTG game for... a very long time, at least a year or so. I have an uncanny knack for surviving in these games for no particular reason. Even over in DTG:Chaos, I (or rather, Wilson because I'm playing him over there) haven't died once, even though I've gone the FULL squishy summoner mage route.
Anyway, I'm using an MC avatar, so that avatar suddenly goes AFK in the Respawn Lounge as the slightly more "real" Talist suddenly kicks against his desk and pushes himself backwards away from the computer in his rolling office chair.
HEY! Please warn me before you do that!
Talist looked down at the lioness who had been watching him play, Leishi.
Brief Backstory for Leishi
If humans had tails, you guys would have never invented those chairs you love so much. ... Yes, even though we've taken hits from gods, it still hurts to have your tail rolled over by an office chair. ... But... ... er... how is Kai?
"Sorry about that, but I just died. Although, you'll be happy to hear that Kai is alright. Her fur has been burnt and dyed, but she's okay. And she also has a new friend."
Leishi tried to crane her neck to look at the computer screen, but only saw the the Respawn Lounge.
So what do we do?
"Nothing. Sorry Leishi, but I just died. And you can't come in as an entity because I don't have a charge ready. ... However, you might want to tell Pherix and Watson. I'm not sure where they've gone."
... Gah... Fine... I'll tell them.
"Gotta just hope... Don't worry, Kai is in good hands."
...
Now, I had intended to have Kai sleep for another round, but because I'm dead... Basically, I'm not going to have much to say next round if Kai doesn't wake up.
Kai stretches out in the sun and then rolls over and bumps into Spirit, being gently tugged out of sleep.
... Huh? ... W... where am I? ... Sweet Spirit? I'm sorry... I must have fallen... asleep for a moment. ... I'm really sor...
Then she notices that Spirit is asleep.
Oh... okay...
She sets her head back down and settles in again.
Ah... then I know I'm okay...
Action: Can I still link songs? I'll try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dd4aKY_kz8
edited 22nd Feb '16 7:26:20 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
... I suppose that's the difference between us... Shadow? Was that your name? Anyways, I suppose that's the difference between us. You have... You have... *snnkkk* Heeheehee... I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore. Heeheeheeheeee... Oh, who am I kidding? I ain't Alpha! Well, technically, I am, but I'm not. Think of it this way: I'm in his house, but, uh, he ain't coming to the front door, if ya catch ma drift. Make sense? Anyways, difference between me and you is you got a conscience. I don't.
I cringe at Shadow's fate before I'm crushed by Jindra's Heavenbreaker.
Ugh. I don't really have time for this. Control: Shatter!
My aura activates and forces the arms away, damaging them.
Ya know, Jindra, you're right. I don't have enough power to do that. Yet. By now, they'll have noticed I'm missing. And they'll be coming right here to come get me. But I'm expecting them. This time, please don't interfere. Family matters and all that. Oh, name's Sig, by the way.
Turning to Solar, I give him a thumbs up.
Yeah, that's much better, thanks.
In the secret facility...
Program: Sigma located... Location: Within Armed Armor Alpha. Raising danger level to ten. Computing possible outcomes... Likelihood of extinction event: Very high. Best possible outcome: Search and Destroy team delays Program: Sigma long enough for opposing force to develop method of stopping it. Likelihood of success: 0.1%. Good luck.
Welp, it looks like the first time we actually read the terms and conditions, it tells us we're gonna die. Not a good sign. At least we work well together.
Hey, we're siblings. Of course we work well together.
Due to our current morale, I believe that our chances of success have increased by at least 1%.
Can it, mirror-face.
Really? You're going with that again? At least I can actually fit into most doors.
I'm massive and am extremely strong. If I want in, I make my own door. Do you really want to continue this?
You're the one that started it.
I don't want any fighting right now. I don't care if it's only playful banter. I don't want another incident where we have to repair this place.
Yes, mom!
*smack*
No lip. Let's get to work, people!
Alright. Hey, to pass the time, let's tell some jokes!
If they're knock-knock jokes, I'm diving into a pool of acid.
Wow. Mood killer, party of one. Your table's ready.
Sorry. I'm just... worried.
It's not like you to be worried.
I know. It's just... We know what Sigma's Command is. What if he's in complete control of Alpha?
Hey, Alpha wouldn't just lie down like all of the other computers we've dealt with. He's one of us. Hell, he's our leader. He's the best. Have a little faith, alright?
Back in the present location...
Anyways, I'm currently thinking of an old phrase: Beware a wolf in sheep's clothing. Well, you've all met the sheep. Say hello to the wolf.
I then point my rifle at T-man and shoot him, firing another beam of energy.
You know, I'd say that I'm tired, but that's not the right word. I'm bored, is what it is. When the others get here... Oohoohoo... Y'all better look out.
Planetfall: 38/100
Search & Destroy: 19/50 (+2 Jon, +1 Infinity)
Jon, Talist, Infinity
edited 23rd Feb '16 11:07:38 AM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
kAnti Ninja
—
Speed continues to be unconscious, but no longer dead. Rose heals CJB. (About that un+1-able. You can just distribute the +1 to your other charge.)
(Sacred: I live in GMT +7, and I said I'll update either on (my) Friday or Sunday. I ended up updating on Sunday.)
Solar attacks Mexador with the guitar riffs of the Nuclear Throne theme. 3500 damage. The House of Music will damage Mexador if he touches you.
Sacred commanda the Tarrasque to attack Mexador's Chestpiece for 40500 damage. Then, the Guardian Burrows.
Jindra finally summons the Heavenbringer, who then attacks Alpha and wounds him. Jindra then throws up a shield for himself.
T-man throws explosive Kunais at Mexador's Chest segment, but not detonating it. The impact deals 3200 damage.
GWing stays in the Respawn Lounge, then he feels that he can go out now after healing a bit in the Respawn Lounge.
CJB lobs grenades at Mexador, dealing 3200 damage. The House of Music enchants the Grenades to cause terrain damage and causes Mexador to be stuck in unfavorable terrain. Mexador has reduced damage this turn.
Jondanger spams taunt-kill spamming spies to attack Mexador. 2900 damage.
Infinity Flare Guns the chest. The House of Music MindRapes Mexador, making him confused. The Azathoth Fragment attacks the Chest Segment for 4400 damage.
H 2 O throws dumbells at Mexador, dealing 2600 damage.
Walrus attacks Mexador with a katana, dealing 2300 damage. The House of Music repeats it and deals 1800 damage. (You don't have to boost others, though it's a nice thing to do and will probably help you speed along your own. The distinction between the chest segment is for the quest I just gave you all. Being wounded is basically you losing HP.)
Talist hangs around in the respawn lounge. (Yeah. You have way less meatwalls in the MC DtGs than here, so I'll be targeting you more than those games. And no, the songs are unavailable in death.)
Alpha attacks the Heavenbringer's arms, dealing 1500 to both of them. He then shoots a random shot at T-man, wounding him.
—
End of turn:
Mexador is confused and can't link songs.
Mexador attacks the Azathoth Fragment, dealing 17000 damage. The splash hits Infinity and GWing, wounding both.
Mexador then hits the Tarrasque for 15300 damage and he takes 1700 from Protective Shell. The splash then hits Cynder and the Guardian. Cynder tanks the hit. The Guardian takes 6000 damage.
Mexador hits Jindra, wounding him. The splash hits Jon and the Heavenbringer. Jon tanks it and the Heavenbringer takes 6000 damage to it's main body.
Mexador's confusion and something from within the chest segment deals 1200 damage to Mexador.
—
Valentine's Miracle Emblem (Global Emblem).
Battlefield
House of Music
Mexador the Titanic: 70000/250000.Splash damage. Multi-Armor. Great Slam: 2/4. Vitals Revealed. Chest segment: 50000/150000. Multi-Armor. Vitals Revealed. [BOSS]
Godmodder HP: 46/100. [G]
Alpha: Deeply Wounded. Combat Mech Suit (1000 mitigation). Mega Charizard X Emblem. Buzzsaw x2. [N]
Infinity: Moderately Wounded. Lightning Spear: Durability: 2/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 72/100. Flare Gun. [N]
Azathoth Fragment: 56000/100000. Mind Crush: 6/6. (Infinity) [AG]
GWing: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Speed: Overdrive Cooldown: 3/4 Healer Emblem. [AG]
Rose Eaglehawk: 14000/20000. Earthen Armor: 3/4. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Dead (1/2). [AG]
Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 68000/100000. Burrowing. Burrow: 1/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Tarrasque: 44700/60000. Protective Shell (Passive). Slow (Passive). Deafening Roar: 4/4. Berserk (Passive). (Sacred) [AG]
Cynder: Wounded. (Talist) [AG]
Jondanger: Wounded. [AG]
Jindra: Moderately Wounded. Buzzsaw x1. Candy x1. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 134000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 23500/25000. Guard: 1/4. Protective Barrier: 1/3. Left Arm: 23500/25000. Guard: 1/4. Hollow Domain: 1/3.
H2O [AG]
Solar: Flare Gun x1. [AG]
CJB: Flare Gun x1, Buzzsaw x1, Candy x1, Soda x1. [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. [AG]
T-man: Wounded. [AG]
—
edited 23rd Feb '16 4:22:24 AM by Tabbune
Ugh, fine. I'll let you go. FOR NOW!
Sure, sure.
You aren't gonna be able to do anything for the next two turns.
Cor, really?
... Hunter, please stop influencing him.
I guess she knew I was trying to listen in.
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHO HAS DARED TO DISTURB MY SANCTUM!
I, Hunter... Hey, Auth!
Yeah?
Last name. Now.
Shadell.
You think you are so funny.
Yep.
Seriously. Last name.
Uh... hold on, let me check the Yellow Pages.
Seriously?
No. I... Mioda!
Are you kidding me? Listen, we all know you love Ace Attorney, (Sp33d0n My Troper Page if you didn't know, it's the top thing. Kinda.) and I know you're going to be trying Danganronpa soon, but really?
I'm trying, m'kay?
God damn it. I'll just get it over with. I, Hunter Wright-
You're the one accusing me of being a cop out.
*sigh* I, Hunter Wright, have come to request your help with an urgent matter.
Yeah.
You sound different.
The voice is actually only for effect. What can I help with?
Well, out on the TV Tropes Parthenon...
Yes, I know. I only read the last six or so pages.
Oh.
And the Author's PMs.
Hey!
Somniline. Give me a bit to figure out what it does exactly.
Please stop reading my PMs.
Hah! No! I'll tell you next turn hopefully, Hunter.
The Battlefield
Well, ain't that helpful?
Oh Shiny, how you love to obfuscate everything.
ung...
Speed! You're okay!
Ow... I wouldn't say that, exactly.
We know.
So do I. Hunter was listening in on my subconscious, and found me speaking to somebody who wishes to remain nameless.
I wish for them to remain nameless, more like.
So who is it?
Rose? You honestly thing I'm gonna tell you?
Um... yes.
That's not how it works.
But you'll tell me, right?
Later.
YAY!
I'm not sure whether to be disturbed and alarmed or happy that you what to to know who I was talking to.
Speed attempts to get up.
Now, Alpha. I'm going to- ugh!
Surprise! Didn't work.
I swear I'm gonna erase you from the Parthenon for you attacking Cynder.
Don't you have something better to do?
There is a giant robot hellbent on killing the lot of us.
You sure that's not Alpha!? Heh... Heh... ow.
C'mon Speed, just let it go.
It truly is for the best.
Fine.
Speed glares at Alpha and draws his finger across his jugular veins.
Anyway, yeah. I'm gonna do an exam later.
I'm sure that's completely unnecessary. Oh, and Fira, catch.
Speed throws a pile of paperwork to Fira, who catches it.
I'm sure you know what it is.
Fira glances at the top one.
Name: The G Wing, other names unknown.
Position: Knighthood
Reason: Above and Beyond the Call of Duty during the battle against the Godmodder, aka. Richard.
Preparations: Nothing special. Organisation for proper knighthood ceremony for all warriors in this battle have a date TBA. Also, current place of residence for most warriors is needed, for the Knights and Dames to be escorted to Elementia from the ceremony.
Date: 25/02/16, if nothing bad happens between now and then.
Other Notes: Field ceremony. May take a while. Speech is written, though. That's a good thing.
Signed: Speed Darke (In a fancy font. Just pretend there was one.)
The document had the Royal Elementian Seal on it as well. Fira flips through the entire pile, revealing a similar document for all A Gs currently on the field. Except for the Azathoth Fragment and Tarrasque. I don't hunk the former is sentient and the latter would understand or sit still long enough for that to happen.
Can you even do that?
Yeah.
When did you even write this?
Last week.
... Whatever.
Rose heals the Guardian with her Earth Powers, with her stomping her foot on the ground, opening the Guardian's tunnel slightly, giving him enough room to burrow below the glowing green crystals she created, creating a Healing Field for him.
Speed, you'll be back in action soon, I'd decide if I wanted to focus on Mexador or on Richard.
Huh? Oh, right, yeah, Wrath of the Elements is ready. Actually, Fira...
Speed whispers something to Fira. Fira whispers something back. Thumbs ups are exchanged.
OH, Speed, one more thing, I'm picking up a strange comms signal from very far away. As in, I have no idea what anybody is saying on it, I just know it's there.
Keep listening in on it then, you might get something from it.
Action Summary:
Speed is no longer unconscious, but he's really unable to do anything more than talk.
Rose uses Healing Field on the burrowing Guardian.
Special Attacks:
Gauss Rifle: (+4 total from Talist, Infinity, Jindra and CJB 42) 67/120
Wrath of the Elements: READY!
- 1 to Talist, Infinity, Jindra. I can't believe I forgot this again.
edited 23rd Feb '16 1:15:10 PM by Sp33d0n
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
New Music: [1]
(Bully Main Theme)
The robot grabs a fire extinguisher out of a wormhole, sprays mexador, and then hits him in the chest with the extinguisher (As you do in the game).
Charges:
Targeted Strike: 13 / 20 +1 from Solar
Bigger Gun: 5/10
2 to Solar, 1 to h2obox
edited 23rd Feb '16 4:31:52 AM by CJB42
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
Flame Charge:10/10
Ah it is complete.
Something hits T-man on the shoulder
Ow......I got shot, that hurt....not.
He raises his hand in the direction that fired the laser, then shoots multiple balls of fire at it
Like that would be enough
His hand still remains in that direction, radiating a large amount of fire.
That person shouldn't have crossed me.
More fire bursts around his body, creating a dense shield
Flame Cannon: 1/3
Nuke:6/80
EDIT: whoops, forgot to put a song
ANOTHER EDIT: The beam actually hurt T-man, but he can't feel it, which is why he said that.
edited 23rd Feb '16 9:14:27 PM by T-manboy55
lagoMorphic
A crackle, a fizzle, and the faint appearance of a floating miko disrupts the atmosphere of the Pantheon- Reimu had to thank Nitori for helping her with this technology, even if if her strengths did most of the work. She didn't even know what a server was today, but to think it was this crazy! Among the war-torn Pantheon, she stood, observing signs of turmoil and battle.
"Yeesh.. I didn't think it'd be that terrible." Drifting forward in the air, she searched for some semblance of organization along the land.
Fantasy Seal: 1/30 Fantasy Heaven: 1/75
I apologize if I'm making a mistake here! I've tried to find a way to approach this properly for a while, and I can't find other way to jump in other than this- the charges and stuff and mechanics are the same, aside from the rules in the beginning. I'll try to fix whatever might be wrong! I'm just basing my knowledge off of that first post!
edited 23rd Feb '16 10:33:39 AM by LimeKid
EAT YOUR GREENS
"Ay, Sol! Let's keep it goin'!"
"Do I want to know what you have in mind?"
"Sure ya do! Just get in close to that big ol' hulking thing, and then..."
Solar jumps up on top of Mexador's head, and the guitar temporarily changes into a Gun Gun. note
"Ready when you are!"
"Know what this battlefield needs? MORE GUN!"
Solar swings down around Mexador's chest and fires directly into his core.
"Sig, was it? I certainly hope your idea of 'being in Alpha's house' isn't just literally possessing him. Not in any recorded tale has that ever gone well for the possessor."
"...Although, I would agree that Solar's taste in music is questionable at times."
Charges
Noiseblaster: 20% note (+1 me, +2 CJB, +1 Infinity, +1 h2o)
Providence: 26/75 note
Something bad: 21/130? note
2 charges to h2o, 1 to CJB.
Next turn's gonna be fun, but I just needed this song out of my system.
edited 23rd Feb '16 2:17:31 PM by iamsolarflare
When everything changes nothing changes.
Wanderer
???: 22/50 (speedon)
Plan D 1/40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBlj0IyB3pk
Sid, let me just be clear; You want me to sit here and wait while your supposed 'family' comes here so you can enact some crazy plan to allow you to be stronger? I'm sorry you must mistake me for one of those arrogant pricks who just believes in a good fight more than getting the job done. I'm going to nom my candy, and then toss a set of 50 or so poles into the air, and when they fall down around Alpha/Sid, they are going to be strung with razorwire between each pair of poles.
Heavenbringer is going to attack Mexador by blowing out some caustic smoke at him.
- 1x to speed
edited 23rd Feb '16 2:00:17 PM by JindraAG
urrrrrgh.....F@ck.....Mexador's OP move gave me a tummy ache. (pulls out some Ginger ale I had stored in my pack all this time) ahh.. better. Not by much, but better. Azzy, any luck on the respawns?
Asriel: Sadly, no. It seems the rules of this world finally caught on to it and removed that from my list until some other dimension.
well great. Server announcer guy, I assume my tea is ready? Cause so far, outside o' combat, I've got nothin' ta do except catch up on supernatural........
OH MY GOD LUCIFER POSSESSED CASTIEL!