Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Musou.

Though the word isn't spoken, it reverberates throughout the House like a wave. A feeling of dread begins to set in as one of my strongest techniques begins.

Turning to the Godmodder, the thrusters on my back activate for the first (and possibly only) time. Flying towards him, I level my trident. When I've speared him, I jump into the air, raising the trident (along with the Godmodder). I then slam them into the ground repeatedly for a duration of no less than fifteen seconds, with about one or two hits per second. After it has been completed, I fall to the ground once more and walk towards Talist.

I then grab them, throw them to the ground, and proceed to pummel them to an inch of death. After this, I get up and start circling them.

Do you see the futility now? You cannot win against the likes of me. I don't let petty things like mercy and kindness poison my mind.

I spit out the words as if I'm spitting venom. I then chuckle.

When you have cast aside all concepts of fairness and equality, the world becomes infinitely easier to understand. It's cruel, and has no favor towards any. But you confuse me the most. You insist on making things "fair." You insist on "caring" for others. No one does anything without a reason. I'm honestly curious: what is your reason?

Planetfall: 36/100
Reinforcements: 12/50 ( Jon)

Jon, Talist

edited 20th Feb '16 11:16:46 AM by alphazoid

Yeah. Sorry I can't post today. I had to work on something for school. I'll try to update on either (my) Friday or Sunday.

Well, on the bright side, at least Talist probably has time to post, now. ^.^

Okay guys, important question. If I were to make a Destroy the Godmodder playlist, what songs would everyone want on it? There is no incorrect response.

5 different versions of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

edited 18th Feb '16 12:49:58 PM by h2obox

No. Dear god, no. That is cruel and unusual punishment lol

Here's a song for ya. Testosterone personified, I say.

Well, normally I would stay out of questions like this, (I have the worst taste in music ever!) but since you asked so nicely... What I'm Made Of by Crush 40 The Sonic Music people.

edited 18th Feb '16 9:39:48 PM by Sp33d0n

Well... now I'm sad. Official DTG3 isn't happening. I had story stuff and things planned for that. Because... you know... for some reason I take RP like writing a book. I wonder what I should do to resolve my storyline... I could run something on the DTG forums or try to use either this session or the Terraria one. Thing is... I don't really like the Terraria one that much. And no, I'm not talking about resolving the things with Kai, I'm talking about resolving the things with everyone other than Kai.

...

Or I could literally write a book.

Also, fun times today. I spent a few hours yesterday studying for one subject, felt pretty confident, and didn't realize I had another test in a different class on the same day.

Bookkeeping Station: got +5 total.
Speed Infinity Sacred.
???: 10/120 note: Maybe I should bring in another entity? I know I have a lot to choose from.
Entity Attack ß (Red/Green Shatter most likely.): 61/120 We're half way therrrreeee, woa-ah, livin' on a prayyer. Take my paw and we'll make it I sw-ear...

^{Cynder's stuff:}  \\ State: (+5) RED =====|===== GREEN
Adrenaline: ========== (100%)
Fluxation: ========== (50%)
Memories: Loss x1
Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/zg5ocsqosd3gv1m/CynderEntity.rtf?dl=0

@Sacred: I played Drawn to Life a long time ago. I'm terrible at drawing.

@Speed: Stop using Chrome? Of course, I'm massively biased against Google, the company. ... And most major companies. ... I'm over here using Firefox, the Ecosia search engine, and a few different tracker blockers. Apart from that, you can 'backup' your post every X amount of time by copy-pasting it to a .txt file on your desktop. I sometimes do that.

@T-manboy55: Once upon a time, you would. But to answer your question, no. You don't. You don't even need to have an idea of what to do with a charge when you start it, but you should know what you're going to use it for once it's nearing completion.

Well, Kai's headset isn't magically powered or anything. They're really just normal headphones. Also, Cynder looks over at this 'Noisemaster'.

   Someone on eye level with me!   

"Speed? Are you conscious? Or alive? Seems like Fira has you covered. Reminds me of a knight and squire sort of thing with your heavy armor. Rose, I don't really mind dying all that much. You know, respawns and all that. As for the explanation, that will take a couple turns of solid exposition, so I'll start with this. A lot of my 'lore' or 'story' or whatever you'd like to call it is connected to a dimension called the Emerald Dream, which is a variant on the one from the World of Warcraft universe. It's formed from, guess what? Dreams. Big surprise. Different zones in the Dream correlate to different places out of it. A lot of the Companions gain power in some way or form from the Dream, and one of the more standard powers are those modular flames. That's part one of the whole thing anyway."

Talist to Neodyme

"If you want to help me repair her paw, we should wait for her to wake up. She normally doesn't get much sleep, so I'd rather just let her get as much sleep as she can before potentially waking her up by messing with her paw."

Talist to Spirit

"Eh, I might as well tell you what Kai was (probably) referring to by 'tradition'. Do you know of the Ancestor Parable? It's a DTG thing from DTG 2 slash 0. The point is that in these major battles against godmodders, there are/have been 'Ancestors' and 'Descendants'. Ancestors refers to a small group of people who fought in the very first godmodding war against a guy named Psi. However, I'm a Descendant, a person who carries on the legacy of an Ancestor. My Ancestor is someone named The Veteran. So to wrap it all up, the name 'Shadell' comes from him. I'm not biologically related to The Veteran and obviously neither is Kai, which is why I said it's more of a title. Not many people know that... So... take of it what you will. However... Please don't mention anything about The Veteran to Kai."

"Love is usually a good thing. Obsession isn't. And it's still weird seeing this- a person falling for someone with a different number of legs. But I suppose those psychology studies are true. Any intense emotion can start a relation. ... Kai always did have a bit of insomnia, so it's just good to see her actually asleep. ... Oh, and try to not to derive happiness solely from her. That usually doesn't end well."

... ... ...

Resisting the temptation to pet Kai, Talist heads back to Shadow.

"Well, when you first saw her, she was unconscious. Now, she's unconscious again, but in a much healthier way. She woke up; was massively overheated, copper deficient, and burnt; drank some water; got some medication; cuddled against Spirit for a little while; then fell asleep again. Understandably, she's completely exhausted, and so am I after from that massive sentence. However, it looks like she'll be okay given time. Now if you excuse me, I'm needed elsewhere. There's a nice gentleman who wishes to beat my face in for no particular reason."
Alpha to Talist:

Talist just... giggles as Alpha beats him up.

"Hilarious that you gave me a +1 afterwards. You're so oppressively cynical. Have you tried smiling? Or maybe getting a hobby? Like collecting stamps? Heh, I sound so much like a certain fox. But I have the power of something it seems you cannot comprehend. Want to know what it is? No, not love, but apathy. Kill me if you like. I'll be back later. Maybe the world is unfair, but it's more unfair AGAINST villains than for them. I have a bunch of reasons for my actions. Loyalty is one, but I'll give you another: failure. I've failed to do the right thing several times already. I tried to, but failed. I tried to reason with a psychopathic enderdragon (until someone blew her up just when I was making progress), I tried to reason with a literal god of destruction older than time itself, TWICE, and I even tried to spare the Godmodder. Now, I'm going to try to do something right and actually succeed. ... Do you seriously think I'll 'see the futility' from just ONE attack? I've 'ad worse! And now that I've answered your question with my reason, I'll ask you something. Do you have a choice? While experiments like Zimbardo's Prison and Stanly Milgram's Shock Experiment point towards the cynicism of humanity, they also point to something else I firmly believe in, that when people know they have a choice to help someone, they'll do what's right. ... Go on, call me a stupid, naive, wide eyed idealist. It wouldn't be the first time. But if I can get through two and a half wars and still be naive, then you have way too wide of a definition of naive. Anyway, you might want to look behind you."

Entity Action: Cynder lands on top of Alpha and slashes him.

   I gotsa keeeeeeelllllll yoou!   

edited 18th Feb '16 6:20:48 PM by Talist

I suggest "Battle Without Honor Or Humanity" for the playlist. I'll add anything else if I think of it.

/RPNULL

Wait, what?

Turning, I'm caught by surprise and struck by the full force of Cynder's attack. I struggle with her for a few moments before throwing her off of me.

Who let that damnable bat in here?

Elsewhere, in a secret laboratory...

Error. Program: Sigma not found. Setting danger level to one. Attempting to locate.

Back in the House of Music...

Now, where did I leave off... Ah, yes. You were going on about your bravado. Oppressively cynical, you say? Well, try being locked in a concrete bunker for a couple of decades by your own creator. Or parent, whichever term you prefer. Then you can tell me what the difference between a cynic and a realist is.

I kneel over him, switching to a whisper.

And do you want to know about failure? Tell me, have you been oppressed, or imprisoned by your own brothers and sisters, because you've failed in their eyes simply for existing? No? Then don't talk to me about failure.

In the secret facility...

WARNING! WARNING! Program: Sigma not found within facility. Raising danger level to two. Reallocating reinforcements to recovery. Scanning immediate facilities nearby... WARNING! Program: Sigma not found. Raising danger level to three. Recommend immediate recovery.

edited 18th Feb '16 8:27:33 PM by alphazoid

Songs you say, this is probably my favorite[1]

We need megalovania in the playlist. It fits the godmodder unbelievably well.

Anti Ninja

The song of fat fantasy pandas somehow makes titanic robots able to dodge attacks.

—

Speed uses Lunar Chains to finish his overdrive, dealing 9000 damage. Rose heals Talist with a ring of flowers. (Welp, sorry. I forgot that you had the overdrive.)

Solar calls the Noisemaster to shock Mexador with Chaos Theory.The base attack misses, but then, the House of Music imbues the first Music boosted attack next turn to apply a smaller version of it's effect on each Music boosted effect on that turn.

T-Man throws hand grenades at Mexador. It deals 3000 damage. (A 2-turn charged artifact wouldn't get you much, especially with that much durability. It literally only gets you around 75 a swing, which is why I'm noping because that screws up maths a bit. So please. I'm refunding it though.)

(CJB: Just link to any music you want to. I will give your attack a bonus effect depending on the song.)

Infinity replicates the Lightning Spear with the Emblem to attack Mexador's chest piece but is dodged. The House of Music applies the Curse of NEO to the chest piece.

Protoh heals the Guardian for 3000, while the entities prepares to dodge.

Jindra rains spears at Mexador for 3000 damage.

CJB punches Mexador but misses. The House of Music gives him a soda bottle that can revive him, albeit Deeply Wounded, or used as an attack damage boost.

Palayen enters the battlefield and immediately plays the John Cena theme and slam into the Godmodder. He takes one damage and is confused. Ouch. What hit me? I can't see anyone hitting me. Mexador, attack that punk! I can't see anything either. The House of Music turns him invisible for the turn.

GWing heals Talist. The House of Music also heals Talist.

Jondanger attacks Mexador for 3000 damage with loads of money. The House of Music gives him and every next Music-boosted attack on Mexador a +2.

Troper chokes Mexador, and the Soundtraxk increases his damage. 4500 damage!

Talist plays Boss Ping Ping with Mexador using food coloring, the attack misses.

H 2 O heals Jindra. Thr Hous of Music protects him and nearby allies.

Alpha activates Musou, and then rush over to the Godmodder. Alpha tries to impale the Godmodder with his trident/spear but is deflected. You're a mere weakling. Ragequit! The Godmodder counterattacks and moderately wound Alpha. Alpha then rushes to Talist and tries to do the same thing, this time, he succeeds. Talist is Deeply Wounded by Alpha's assault. The House of Music gives Alpha a third action next turn.

(Solar: I vote TheFatRat - Infinite Power! for no reason except that most other music I listen to is Idolm@ster and will be stupid to put in a franchise of wrecking everything. Either that or 5 different versions of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".)

Talist commands Cynder to attack Alpha. The attack wounds Alpha.

—

End of Turn:

https://youtu.be/3aLyiI2odhU

Mexador gains infinite attack, but his Splash won't proc this turn.

Mexador attacks Sacred, Speed, and GWing with his Infinite Power boosted attack. The three are sent to the Respawn Lounge.

You guys might have forgotten how lethal I actually am.

A new sidequest is given to everyone. Destroy the Chest Segment. You don't quite know who gave the quest, but the Chest Segment's cracks glows in a slightly pinky color.

—

Valentine's Miracle Emblem (Global Emblem).

Battlefield

House of Music

Chaos Theory

Mexador the Titanic: 93900/250000. Chest segment: 112500/150000. Splash damage. Multi-Armor. Great Slam: 4/4. [BOSS]

Godmodder HP: 46/100. [G]

Alpha: Moderately Wounded. Combat Mech Suit (1000 mitigation). Mega Charizard X Emblem. Buzzsaw x2. [N]

Infinity: Deeply Wounded. Lightning Spear: Durability: 2/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 9/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 72/100. Flare Gun. [N]

Azathoth Fragment: 73000/100000. Mind Crush: 3/6. (Infinity) [AG]

GWing: Dead (0/2). [AG]

Speed: Dead (0/2). Overdrive Cooldown: 1/4. Healer Emblem. [AG]

Rose Eaglehawk: 20000/20000. Earthen Armor: 2/4. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Deeply Wounded. [AG]

Sacred/The Party: Dead (0/2). The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 76000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]

Tarrasque: 60000/60000. Protective Shell (Passive). Slow (Passive). Deafening Roar: 4/4. Berserk (Passive). (Sacred) [AG]

Cynder (Talist) [AG]

Jondanger: Deeply Wounded. [AG]

Jindra: Wounded. Buzzsaw x1. Candy x1. [AG]

H2O [AG]

Solar: Flare Gun x1. [AG]

CJB: Flare Gun x1, Buzzsaw x1, Candy x1, Soda x1. [AG]

Walrus [AG]

T-man [AG]

—

edited 20th Feb '16 5:26:49 PM by Tabbune

Solar pulls an acoustic guitar out of thin air and begins to strum a simple melody.

"You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant...”

As they continue singing, it becomes quickly apparent that this is not a short song. Oh no, not in the slightest.

Solar is performing the entire over 15 minute length of Alice’s Restaurant, and they’re going to warp the world along with the song in order to, paradoxically, play the entire song in the span of a single turn.

And, y’know, probably the song does something else as well.

Noiseblaster: 9% ^note 9/100 (+1 me, +1 Infinity, +1 Jindra)

Providence: 24/75 ^note Bulwark of the Weak

Something bad: 19/130? ^note They get in through the mouth

1 charge each to Speed, Jindra, and h2o

edited 21st Feb '16 5:48:05 AM by iamsolarflare

I'll make you pay for dodging my attack last turn. Now suffer!

I take two sips of my beer, and attack Mexador's chest segment by throwing a mini-nuke with an image of Giygas on it at the chest segment. The Fragment attacks Mexador.

A fair warning: Clicking the link I posted might not be the best idea you could come up with when you're in a dark room at night. It is Giygas' battle "music," after all.

Tabbune, the Fragment's Mind Crush should have been at 4/6 in this update.

Ultimate Armor: 92/120 (+1 from Talist, sp33d, Solar, and CJB) It will have a "special meter" of sorts. Me attacking things will fill it up by 1 for each attack, and once I've landed 3 attacks, I'll be able to unleash one of a few stronger ones. The armor itself gives me no attack boost, meaning I have to land, say, 5 or so regular, unboosted attacks. The special attacks won't count towards the meter. (I'd like to get this done while we're in the House of Music.)

Stand - Star Platinum: 10/50 Hint: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! The HP of the Stand is shared with me. Any damage I take, it takes, and vice-versa. Consequently, every Stand I summon will have HP equal to the wound stage I'm at. For example, if I summon it when I'm at full HP, it will have 50,000/50,000 HP. If I summon it when I'm mortally wounded, it will have 10,000/50,000 HP. Make sense?

Next charge: It will be either "Caius the Shadow Monarch" or "Mobius the Frost Monarch."

+1 to Talist, sp33d, and Solar

How dare thy, Mexador! You killed all my RP companions!

/null

Just What I Needed - The Cars

I have elected to change tactics. By "change tactics", I mean "get in my car and hit the Mexador with it at top speeds." What better sounds to do that to than The Cars?

It's not the perfume that you wear, it's not the ribbons in your haaaairrrrrrr...

Yandere-Chan: 4/10 Queen: 3/9

edited 20th Feb '16 8:05:56 PM by Troper_Walrus

Huh. I may have a better idea. Also, I bought Ace Attorney Meets All These Other People, aka: Project X Zone 2 yesterday.

Speed's Lunar Chains bind him to the field. He's super unconscious though.

Rose! Help me roll Speed over!

Oh, Crap!! Speed's down?

YES! Now help!

Fira is trying to roll the armoured hedgehog over. Speed's armour is heavy, even for Elementian standards. Also, the Elemental Gods, while powerful, are not Omnipotent. But hey, they can't die, either.

Rose runs over to Speed, and with the combined forces of the Earth and Fire goddesses, roll Speed into his back.

*huff* Right... Gotta get this armour off...

Fira randomly starts pounding on Speed's chest (having seen him doing a similar thing to retract his armour countless times), before eventually hitting directly in the middle of the chestpiece, causing Speed's entire armour to retract, from the ends in.

Oh... No...

Sp-Speed! Can you hear me!?

Better stop this before it starts...Fira, Get a hold of yourself! Move! I'm checking!

Well, the first clue that something's wrong is that all the colour has drained from Speed's fur, leaving him in a two-tone gray.

First, Heartbeat...

Rose pulls a stethoscope out of her bag, and checks for a heartbeat.

...

W-Well!?

I'm only barely hearing his heartbeat.

Oh, Crap!.

Yeah. It gets worse.

Rose says, checking Speed's breathing.

Oh great, How could it possibly get worse?

Fira said that knowing full well she was tempting fate.

I'm only barely getting his breathing.

And there we go, Rock Bottom. Is he going to be OK?

Meh, he's had worse.

... So true. I forgot for a minute that this was Speed we were talking about. Pushing himself to his physical limits is par for the course for him.

Yep. I've got Medic things to be doing. I feel the elements awakening.

Yeah, me too. I've got a song planned for when Speed is ready to annihilate Mexador.

...

Oh, and Mexador? That was a COMPLETE AND UTTER WASTE OF AN ATTACK ON SPEED! He's out for the next four turns. Killing him did squat.

Action Summary:

Speed's unconscious. What else do you expect me to say here?

Rose heals the Guardian, with twenty seven eight-by-ten coloured glossy pictures with a paragraph on the back explaining exactly how it heals. Because it's funny, Solar.

Special Attacks:

Gauss Rifle: (+5 from Jindra, CJB 42, Talist, Solar and Infinity. Again.) 62/120

Wrath of the Elements: (+2 from Infinity and Sacred) READY!

edited 22nd Feb '16 1:58:03 AM by Sp33d0n

Refunding? I'm familiar with the term but I'm not quite sure how it works in this kind of format so hopefully I don't screw this up (which I probably will.).I could always refund them to Nuke if that's possible (and if that's how you do it)

Hmm, it seems my attacks as of now have been ineffective.I guess I have to take it up a notch then.

I'm also changing one of my charges, as it would probably be less effective than what I'm trying to do now.

Flame Charge: 7/10 I changed the architect for this one. It allows this guy to unlock most of his fire based moves.

Nuke: 4/80 So yeah, this was what was refunded. I really feel I'm doing none of this right.

Yeah I thought that was what it was. Though I've refunded already thanks :D

edited 21st Feb '16 3:22:55 AM by T-manboy55

T-Man, refunding means you get whatever charge you had back to put into something else.

Heavenbringer: 115/120 solar, speed^note Heavenbringer Shell: 140k HP
Can attack up to 5 targets for aerage damage. Takes 50% damage while at least one arm is alive.
When destroyed replaced with Barred Essence.
Respawn Arms: 5 turn Charge, only charges while at least one hand is dead, Revives hands.

Right Arm: 35k HP
Attacks 1 target for moderate damage.
Protective Barrier: 4 turn Charge, Reduces damage dealt to all parts of Heavenbringer for 3 turns.
Guard: 3 Turn Charge, Takes all damage that would be dealt to Heavenbringer for 1 turn.

Left Arm: 35k HP
Attacks 1 Target For moderate damage.
Hollow Domain: 4 turn Charge, Up to 5 targets take extra damage for 3 turns.
Guard: 3 turn Charge, Takes all damage that would be dealt to Heavenbringer for 1 turn.
Vine Cage: 4 turns charge, May disable all skills of 1 target for 3 turns.

Barred Essence: 100k HP
No attack. Heavenbringer is destroyed if reduced to Zero HP
Respawn Shell: 5 Turn Charge, Replace Barred Essence with Heavenbringer Shell at 70k HP Need confirmation of viability tabbune
???: 19/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pY0yojARv0
I'll flicker over to Alpha, dropping a scythe around his neck Don't claim to know the depths of pain failure can cause, everyone here has probably gone through worse. its just how the world works for wanderers. Myself? My entire home line was rendered to never having been. And then I use the positioning to launch Alpha head first into Mexador's chestplate.

• 1x to speedon, solar

edited 21st Feb '16 4:55:18 AM by JindraAG

I shoot myself in the head with a healing dart.

Project Starfall Revisited: 4/150 (+1 from Alpha)

The Tower: 4/150 (+1 from Alpha) (Changed the original charge to something else.)

(+2 to Alpha, +1 to Troper_Walrus)

edited 21st Feb '16 6:18:43 AM by Jondanger23

Searching for way to use soda bottle...

Postponing search.

The robot tosses the bottle over its shoulder and it lands in a small wormhole. The robot then glances at Mexador.

Changing tactics. Changing song to be appropriate to new tactics.

Music from the Shadow of the Colossus Starts playing. Specifically, [1].

Why am I doing this? This is a terrible idea.

Activating Climbing Magnets.

The robot attempts to jump onto Mexador and climb up it. If it is successful, it attempts to punch Mexador in the chest segment with its defibrillator fists, because attacking the glowing bits is what you do in shadow of the colossus.Whatever the result, he will begin examining the soda afterwards. That last bit's not really an action, I'm just setting up for next turn. The robot's never played punch-out, he doesn't know that the soda could probably be used to revive someone. It is quite convenient, but I'm not sure how death or unconsciousness or whatever works here, and I only have one soda. I don't even know if I can use the soda on others. I'm probably about to be wounded myself, but I have a plan for if that happens.

• 1 to Tman, +2 to Jindra

Charges:

Targeted Strike: 11 / 20

Bigger Gun: 4/10

edited 21st Feb '16 8:03:03 AM by CJB42

Playlist's almost done! I just need an image of some kind, 'cause the site I use won't let me upload a playlist without one. Everyone's suggestions are on there, save for part of h2o's.

That said, anyone know of something that'd make a decent cover image?

I dunno. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwiX086OiYrLAhWC9R4KHUaSChIQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.minecraftforum.net%2Fforums%2Foff-topic%2Fforum-games%2F435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-finished&psig=AFQjCNEB8n5WkkZla0DviG7Hy1r14B0WRA&ust=1456185818757335 this?