Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Query: 3 charges total or 3 charges per turn?

Per turn, I would assume. Three would just be silly.

Based on past behavior, assists are per active post. Which comes out to per turn, here.

Interesting...

This is it, the sort of situation I nearly inverted for. No, it's not.

I charge the firewall again, wrapping myself in a sphere of water to break through the wall of blazes, hopefully exiting on the other side.

5/12 : Sergal Knight

5/?? : Class Cards

Talist gets a +1. Sacred and The_Nonexistent_Tazz also get them

edited 29th Jul '15 1:59:03 PM by The_Hyena_King

Updated:

New rules:

• If you are not in the same area as your target, you cannot hit them. You may move and attack, but only if your area is connected to your intended location.

"Not exactly sure how someone tampered with the Marauder's Map like that, but whatever. Now, Shadow, I'm gonna need you and the others to find a way to get Carmen out of here and back to the Pantheon for medical treatment."

I tap a device on my wrist to put in a request for the Sun Crusher, then place a giant jack-in-the-box in front of the godmodder before winding it up. After that, it opens to reveal a comedically large boxing glove that punches the godmodder right in the face before he can react.

Sun Crusher: 1/100

One for Sacred, one for Pastry, and one for Paradise.

+1 to    piono, Jondanger and Amper.   

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You know what? Screw the '5 stages of grief(ing)'. I'm not grieving. I'm just mad.

I create a small, weak wall between me and Richard. Whoever wants to cower behind it with me, go ahead.

I take the pie out of my face and put it in my INVENTORY. I will be using my INVENTORY to keep track of charges from now on. It is currently just a generic feminine handbag, which happens to have HAMMERSPACE within it.

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NEW FEATURE: LINK OF THE DAY!

I post a link to something random I like because I'm bored.

1: https://m.facebook.com/ArmyAnonymous

An Anonymous Facebook page, describing stuff that usually isn't talked about. Are they evil? Are they liars? Do they make it all up? I'll leave it up to you to decide!

edited 28th Jul '15 10:17:34 PM by Dimentiosome

I cast a Flame Vortex at the Witches.

6/50 change of plans. Plot Relevant Charge.

6/20 Dragonclaw

1 to Sacred, 1 to Solar, and 1 to Undying

edited 28th Jul '15 10:58:35 PM by Tabbune

"Oh, crap. I hate being slowed OH GOD ROCKET!"

I barely manage to duck under the rocket, before shaking my head and firing my bow towards the skeleton's rocket launcher, hoping that it explodes next time it's fired.

The Uchiha Clan Heritage: 7/10

Curse Mark Awakening: 6/10

One to Sacred, one to Ichigo, one to Undying Phoenix.

I look at the remains of the skeleton arm I was using.

That... was my only available weapon at the moment. Why not, you know?

Pinching the bridge of my nose in frustration, I grit my teeth.

Come back, it'll be a blast, waiying nine rounds is a perfect amount of time to wait for all of your weapons.

Could be worse, I guess. I mean, at least the Godmodder isn't down here, right?

I pull my binoculars out and raise an eyebrow. I then shrug before throwing them at the Feathered. Not like I need them anyway.

Equipment Redeployment: 6/9

Fear Gas: 6/16

• 1 to Solar, Sacred and Ichigo.

edited 28th Jul '15 10:58:04 PM by TheSpinoGuy

I pick myself up from the ground, rubbing the back of my head.

'Oww... Oh, its you. I didn't expect you to be here.'

I catch the binoculars and store them away for later.

'Thanks.'

I eat a banana and throw the peal on the ground.

'Guess I'm waiting for the A Gs to send out some entities. Or I could go and team up with the Godmodder. Hmmm...'

4/20 Saekro'm, the Holy Spear

4/50 Corotrangrul

edited 28th Jul '15 11:40:38 PM by FeatheredDragon

6/45 "Ooh, interesting! Seems like the good doctor is testing new hearts."

1/20 Hmm... gonna have to sign this order form for a weapon strike here...

I give one each to Dimentiosome, Ichigo Montoya and Tabbune

HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!!! When I asked "Can I be N?" I meant that I wanted to be on the N alignment.

I grab a sniper rifle and activate THE HOLY MOUNTAIN DEW DORITO. This puts me in ULTIMATE MLG MODE. I immediately begin noscoping everything in sight, headshotting a few of the Creepers on Mopeds and a few of the Swift Witches before noscoping a random player who posts after me. I break out of ULTIMATE MLG MODE after this and realize I just noscoped an innocent player. Whoops.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 2/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 2/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩

edited 29th Jul '15 4:28:12 AM by CobaltShade

Healing tome upgrade: 6/10

Opening my handbag: 6/50

I unscrew some parts of the creepers' mopeds.

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 4/15    Sea of the Soul: 5/12,500 (+1 from Hyena/Mythic)

• 3 to Talist, unless I have to split it like last game, in which case +2 to Talist and +1 to Fseftr. I would prefer a little more freedom in this regard...

"A groin kick. That is it. Really."

"I'm of a mind to suggest that we may have actually won this already. Mobs capable of light Godmodding powers. THAT IS HIS GAME PLAN NOW. Plus, groin kicks in this game? Really? Anyone could godmod a cup onto their persons at this point. I fail to be impressed by this, even remotely. I mean, come on, it's the beginning of the game, he shouldn't even be trying to impress us yet, and this is the stage of the game where one-post summons are actually possible without an instant hijack, but a groin kick is just straight-up disappointing. Is this honestly it?!"

"Yeah, I think we ought to start actually trying, because it's clear you're not."

I snap my fingers and summon a group of fourty brass-band superheroes, collectively the BRASS TACKS. Everyone loves the BRASS TACKS, best anime ever. In any case, the brass band quickly turns into two pairs of brass-made fists, which I don.

"BRAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!"

I ready a TRULY nasty punch.

"KNUUUUCKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!"

I ready the nastiest of TRULY nasty punches.

"BUHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

The most insane Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs you can imagine ensures, with the punch-o-meter quickly going beyond the scale's limitations, and then promptly exploding because Golden Freddy put C4 on the punch-o-meter.

   "gorilla METERS."   

In any case, my BRASS KNUCKLES BUSTER does not actually target the Godmodder. No, it targets a convenient massive slab of brass right NEXT to the Godmodder. The BRASS KNUCKLE BUSTER and its amazing power turns the massive slab of brass into a massive tuba. What else? I proceed to play it, still empowered by the BRASS KNUCKLE BUSTER, causing the power of fourty brass band players to flow into the Tuba, empower its powers to an unprecedented degree, and make the most murderous of tuba tunes come out as I play it, assailing the Godmodder with the power of GAR, Anime Superheroes, Brass Bands, and Tuba Music.

After that, the BRASS TACKS deform the BRASS KNUCKLE BUSTER, take the giant tuba, bow, and leave to the tune of a marching brass band.

I was very curious about the outside of this room, but I was not going to disobey the trio anytime soon, and thus I stayed there. And so went by a day and a night. It was when I woke up the next day that things started to really get interesting. I didn't actually wake up of my own accord, for starters, someone else did.

"Hey!"

Second off, when I did, well...I was quite shocked. In fact, I did a double take, and was briefly assured I was definitely dreaming.

I'll put it one way: Standing before me was basically a younger version of Yulyss, without any explamation whatsoever. It was very obvious-most of his features were clearly there, but minaturized to an incredibly small size. I also got that same...Instinctual feeling of respect.

He was also prodding me in my face.

I forget the dialouge at this point, other than it was terribly awkward and I was terribly confused. OK, I remember one thing. I was asked for my name.

You'd think this would be some instant, easily-explained thing that I could immediately spit out, but it wasn't, by a long shot. For one, I didn't actually have one. Or didn't actually recall one. I forget which. It was a really long time ago, OK?! The short of it is, I made one up on the spot because 'Yulyss' (I was kind of thinking that this wasn't the real deal, somehow) kept pestering me.

If I honestly said this was my name, I would still be perfectly correct, but it also perfectly explains why I haven't used it. I would prefer to be measured on my own merits rather than the pre-existing merits of a name.

The name I gave was just a random series of letters at the time.

The name I gave was Keldeo.

Might as well have gotten why Golden Freddy kept calling me a Water Horse out of the way.

In any case, after the awkward dialogue...Uh. Give me a minute. This was a long while ago. Like, a really long while ago.

• 1 to Feathered, Sandvich and Ichigo

I continue blowing up creepers

Point Singularity Projector: 5/200 (+2)
Jetpack: 5/(X+5)

edited 29th Jul '15 11:30:44 AM by Ripsaw

Utopia the Lightning fades out. A job well done. "Draw!" So, what have we here... aha! "I'll banish the Berserk Dragon and Number 39: Utopia in my Graveyard to Special Summon Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning! And I'll equip it with Magnum Shield, increasing its attack power to 5500! Alright then, soldier, go after those spawners!" (Standard action.)

My charges continue to build.

Ultima: 4/15

Odin: 4/25

One charge each to Ripsaw, The_Nonexistent_Tazz, and PastryPerson.

edited 29th Jul '15 6:42:53 AM by djkates

I teleport to an out-of-sight ledge overlooking the valley, pull out a missile launcher, and start shooting the spawners.

Yellow Devil: 5/15

Kill Sat: 6/100 {Calibrating...}

+1 to djkates, Tazz, and Tabbune.

edited 29th Jul '15 6:47:59 AM by InfinityRyujin

Just a bit longer...Gotta hold out just a bit more, and it'll be time to get serious!

I rush forwards, low and fast, yelling out a war cry for all to hear in an attempt to intimidate and confuse the witches as I try to rugby tackle them to the ground.

Awakening: Basic Magic 8/10

Awakening: ???? 6/50

• 1 to Pastry, Sacred and Ichigo.

• 1 to dimentiosome

This is my second-to-last post for a while, so I'm not going to do a whole lot, and I'm going to save boomheadshot for when I come back. Okay?

Gosh dang it tazz! Did you have to use up the free hit at the very beginning! Tubas only work once in any given DTG game and you just blew it on the easy part!

Meh, not actually too upset. I'm just tired and things seem really out of proportion for me.

5/? for potential

4/5 for boomheadshot

Deimos looks down the hill, shrugs, pulls out an AK-47 and tosses it down to spino.

"Catch!"

He nods when spino catches it (or rubs his temples if spino lets it hit him in the head) and turns to face the creepers on mopeds. He shrugs, lies on his stomach, pulling up his sniper rifle. He loads in special bullets... And spawners start exploding. One after another. Each very precise shot landing one high-level anti-terrain explosive right in the center of the spawner.

+ 1 to Phoenix, Piono and Ichigo

Akantor: 2/75

Slingshot-to-Gun: 2/8

I take a deep breath, and attempt to antagonize one of the Creepers on Mopeds to prime him, before launching him at the rest of the creepers before he explodes.

I take out a pwnhammer, and smash some spawners with it.

A Charge: 6/?

Another Charge: 6/?

• 2 to engie, +1 to talist

I fire a machine gun at the creepers on mopeds.

The Panic Attack: 7/15 +1 from dimentio

Pure Awesome: 6/100

• 2 to dimentio, +1 to Ripsaw

edited 29th Jul '15 8:29:56 AM by Jondanger23

I donate 1 Inceptiond, 2 to Tabbune.

Sigh... This fiery wall seems to be impenetrable for now.

The earth breaks up around me, and I start blasting boulders at the creepers.

I continue charging my attacks!

Blinding Strike: 4/10

Heavenly Storm: 4/80

edited 29th Jul '15 8:41:04 AM by LordOfTheSword

4/200 4/20

I disable the spawners with a controlled electrical burst.