Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

...Why am I even fighting anymore? Last time, I thought he was- someone else.

I shake my head, now's not the time for distractions. But I can't quit yet, not until... the cauldron is filled.

I charge towards the mobs, as blades of high-pressure water to burst from the ground, assailing the wall of blazes.

4/12 : Sergal Knight

4/?? : Class Cards (Still not sure if I should charge these as a set, or seperately...)

edited 25th Jul '15 4:31:53 PM by The_Hyena_King

The man sighs, then stands and faces the spider jockeys with a blank look on his face. "This is getting out of hand."

Suddenly, the ground seems to open up under the jockeys, making way into a deep abyss!

...Except it actually doesn't, because the jockeys are still standing on the ground. It seems like the pit must have been an illusion, though the effect is very realistic besides for a slight shimmer in the air, and probably very disorienting.

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RESURGENCE: 5/1000

"Damnit, I need my sword": 4/100

When everything changes nothing changes.

TGWLH: 5/?

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

I run back toward the Godmodder, but reconsider my attack idea and shelve it. I then topple the shelf anyways, and a list of HIGHLY ILLICIT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY from the DTG(2) custom pack fall onto the Giants.

Hey guys, remember me? Also, can I be N?

I pull out a Colt CM901 and fire on a Giant. Just before impact, each bullet sharpens itself using anomalous magic. The bullets pierce straight through the Giant.

I begin two charges:
Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 1/100
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 1/100

edited 25th Jul '15 5:04:25 PM by CobaltShade

Woo still on vacation

Something 5/??

OCT 5/1500

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

The man, hearing free game on weapons, immediately saw one that he really liked.

"Oh yes. This'll do."

I pick up a large sword and start swinging at the wall of Blazes.

I continue charging my attacks.

Blinding Strike: 3/10

Heavenly Storm: 3/80

edited 25th Jul '15 5:57:54 PM by LordOfTheSword

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"

woops i'm not dead

I begin a summon of the extremely powerful Akantor, whilst working on an upgrade of my Very Durable Slingshot at the same time, attempting to transform it into a firearm

Slingshot to Gun: 1/8

Akantor: 1/75

And then there was silence

The Party groups up by Ichigo, and they look around for anything headed their way, then attempt to sneak up and help Ichigo rescue Carmen. Arkus and the Sacred Spirit work on a plan for unleashing their secret weapons.

Force of Nature: 4/?

What Even Gods Fear: 2/?

edited 26th Jul '15 11:06:28 AM by SacredSpirit123

QUADDANG IT, I JUST FLIPPIN' BEAT YOU! Gah! No...no...this can't be real...

I shrug, hop on one of the high pressure water vents and shoot up into the sky, aiming to the right of Richard. Hopefully he doesn't just hit me back.

___

1/5: 5 stages of grief(ing)

5/10: Turkey sandwich

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Charge one 2/40

Charge two 2/20

I empty the flamethrower's tanks into the surviving Giants. BURNINATE!

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

With the zombies dead, I turn my attention to the giants. I throw a few sticky bombs at one.

5/15 | Bombing Run

4/50 | ???

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.

Didn't Piono only take breaks on Sunday, not the entire weekend?

Yes, but Herobrine is not piono, and he has stated he will be taking entire weekends on breaks
On that note, I'm joining in.

A cloaked figure steps into the skies above the battlefield. Huh. You again. Well this calls for a different take, lets see what is here to work with.

Training Partner 1: 1/???

W.I.B.W: 1/20

edited 26th Jul '15 8:57:41 PM by JindraAG

Could have sworn he said something like "I'm gonna takes breaks like Piono". K.

Completely unrelated to anything, but...new Rick And Morty in a couple hours!

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

personally I'm happy about him taking Saturdays off. Means I don't need to rely as much on my friend to post for me.

Why is a yam attacking me?

I ain't dead! Also, herobrine, hyena, something I want to clarify. For most of the games, a multiversal timeline can be found by looking at when the game happened IRL.

Also, I summoned an army? I don't think that's what I was trying to do, but okay.

3/? for potential

3/5 for boomheadshot

Deimos watches the unfolding battle with amusement. "This is freaking insane." he notices feathered dragon preparing to attack everyone, "Oh great, PGs already?" He pulls out his sniper rifle and headshots feathere before he can apply 'slowed' to everyone.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I fire my Bolt Pistol (Note for Non-WH 40 K fans, a Bolt round is a fin-stabilized, rocket-assisted Armor-Piercing detonate-after-impact grenade) at one of the creepers.

Jetpack: 4/(X+5)

Point Singularity Projector: 4/200

((Edit: Math))

edited 27th Jul '15 12:53:28 PM by Ripsaw

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

"Well, this just got complicated..."

Book of Attacks/Summons: 3/X

Pizza: 2/5

edited 27th Jul '15 7:31:57 AM by Wolfarc732

The Pen, Mightier than the Sword? Why not a Pensword?

i spawn and try to cast Water Blot on the Creepers.

1/20 n00bsword

1/30 n00b airballon.

edited 27th Jul '15 2:23:54 PM by battlefury13

R E A L S H I P S

My First Companion: 4/80 My Last Companion: 4/(basically infinite)

I shine an incredibly bright heavenly light at the spider jockeys, both pacifying the spiders and lighting the skeletons on fire.

^RP 

Back in nowhere in particular, Mikoto leaned back away from his scrying. Willow was growing inceasingly difficult to deal with. He had quite literally saved her life and this was how she repaid him? The least she could do was make it easier for them to help eachother. He turned his attention towards communicating with Inari. Even if his plans for the Game were falling apart, at least he could take solace in knowing that Inari was doing worse. At least he still had his champion.

I'm going to try and slow this down a little...

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

I throw some bucket of water at the wall of blazes. I then saw some skeleton jockeys with a cutter.

[REDACTED]: 2/45

edited 27th Jul '15 7:19:28 PM by Augmentor-5L1

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.

ANTI-NINJA EATS CAKE ON YOUR GRAVES

Q&A

• Paradise: I really have no idea. I just put that in there randomly. It's pretty much for the new players, so they don't try somethign weird.
• Fsftr: Ooops. I"ll get on that.

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Feathered casts Mass slow on all the PG’s, slowing them this round. Apparently Feathered is pro godmodder. Neat. Earl’s Arm Cannon wipes out several mopeds while Tabbune fries several more witches. Six of them peel off and trample Tabbune over though…

At the same time, Piono manages to nail Feathered in the head, sending him sprawling.

Pillow manages to clothesline more of them before his sea anemones get shot by several arrows. They manage to avoid the Halberd, but one of them smacks into Seda, plowing into the dirt.

Shiny counters Feathered’s slow and people speed up again. The Godmodder scoffs at the stairs and eats the entire thing. However, he gets indigestion. 1 Damage! Ichigo’s map is revealed to be blank, with the following text plastered in mustard on the front.

“Doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result, is the definition of Insanity.”

Utopia brings down a giant while fseftr rewires several mopeds to self detonate against the spanwers. Two go boom, but there’s 18 left. Spino throws his skeleton arm at a witch who grinds it into its potion. No effect. Jondanger freezes a portion of the wall, but this is a big wall.

Undying can’t hit the swift witches with his sword, but he does brain a creeper speeding past. Infinity touches base and gets protected from the slowing. Tazz show’s the Godmodder his recent failure. The Godmodder kicks him in the ‘nads, sending him back into the valley. Pastry takes a spider out from under the skeleton, but the skeleton gets back up and begins firing….. a rocket launcher.

The giant’s Airstrike blows up in his face, but he pulls… another rocket launcher. At this point, Engie realizes that several of the mobs seem to be hammerspacing items out of nowhere…

Kinda like tropers can do.

“Oh, noticed it, didn’t ya? Took you long enough.

Hyena manages to douse a hole in the blaze wall, which closes up right behind. He manages to glimpse the other side, but all he sees is a black wall of white ones and zeros. Something’s going on behind that wall. Solar spooks the spider jockeys into panicking and throwing off their shots. Insert throws a massive stack of cards on the remaining Giant. It sneezes.

Cobalt peppers the remaining Giant with holes, before being blown backwards by an rpg. Lord’s sword cuts through a blaze, but the sword starts melting. Dang, that heat is hot. Trip starts working on his firearm. Sacred regroups with Ichigo as Dimentio gets a pie to the face, courtesy of The godmodder.

Amperzand tries to toast the Giant’s feet. Somehow it works and the giant falls on top of him. Inceptiond sticky bombs the giant. All giants dead now. Ripsaw tears apart more creeprers as battlefury fires.. Water Blot?

The richochet balls comes out, but it flops to the ground due to the typo. Talist shines a bright light. The Skeletons shoot his kneecaps, but the spiders spook even more, throwing several skeletons off. Augmentor tries to douse the wall, but a bucket of water won’t cut it.

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‘’’THE MESA’’’

• THE GODMODDER: 98/100
• Ichigo, Sacred. Amp. Infinity, Netpath, Tazz, Dimentio [AG]

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‘’’THE VALLEY’’’

• Feathered: [PG]
• Earl, Tabbune, Piono, Pillow, Paradise, Shiny, djkates, fseftr, spino, Jondanger, Undying, Pastry, Engie, Hyena, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Cobalt, Laitome, Lord, Trip, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck Battlefury, Talist, Augmentor [AG]
• Spawners: x18 [PG]
• Creepers on Mopeds – 63 [PG]
• Skeleton Jockeys – 56 [PG]
• De-spidere’d Skeletons – 12 [PG]
• Swift Witches – 42 [PG]
• Wall of Blazes: Active [PG]
• Other Side: ???
• Holy crap, there’s a lot of people in this game.

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"Quote of the day."

"Smile. It takes less muscles than frowning, and it's better than looking at your glum face all day. Smile, or I will get the Joker."

edited 28th Jul '15 9:46:02 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Got sucked up into housework. Gonna update tonight.

As compensation..... You may now begin donating charges.

You may only donate 3 total charges. You MUST say who you are giving them to.

No +3 freebies, or +3 to whoever gives me charges, or +3 to the next 3 posters.

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