Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I throw 4 Metal Blades at Walpurgis. The satellite uses Bombardment, which should be fully charged this turn. One shot directed at the DMG locked on to me, one shot directed at the DMG locked onto the satellite, and the remaining 8 locked onto Walpurgis.

   "Today's forecast calls for LASER RAIN!"   

Yellow Devil NEO: 8/45 (+1 from Trip and sp33d) Hint: Back from the dead and better than ever.

You cannot grasp the true form of this charge!: 18/50 (+1 from Ripsaw) Hint: You'll go mad from the revelation.

+1 to Ripsaw, sp33d, and Trip.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +7 total.
Sacred, Trip, Infinity
Fragment of the Song: 93/100 (Almost... You know, I'm actually pretty terrible at music and can barely differentiate between different types. I just thought, 'hey, wouldn't it be neat to base an entity around music?' And now here I am, trying to fib my way through an RP character.)
Cynder: 180/()

I have a lot of backlogged RP...

I look over at Speed curiously.

"Um... sections 3 and 2 are connected. So... I just walked around it? And that staff isn't made out of Elementium or anything. It was made... oh... when was it? Um... It was made about a year and a half ago by, like I said before, a small fennec fox named Wilson. It's made of... Clorophyte (this was back when that was the top Terraria ore), living wood, dragon scales, dream related plant material, and some other things I forgot about. And remember, there are a lot of goddesses of fire. I know one. Kinda."

After waiting a while for Fira, I'm reminded of a now rather distant character and say to her,

"Hello there. I assume you're Fira? Who are you though? You seem to know him, so are you both from the same place or something? We do have a path to section 3, by the way."

Nervously, Kai starts shifting her weight from side to side and keeps placing one paw over the other, constantly alternating which paw was on top of the other. Her repressed fear slowly rising, she starts whimpering slightly, drawing my attention.

^{Kai's thoughts. I'll leave the choice if you want to read them.} 

"Ah... um... hah... Everyone can hear y- I mean me. I... ah... ... ehh... I... hate this. It feels... so invasive. And all this is... making me dizzy. ... It's like back when I was fir- SHUT UP! No no no no..."

"... As soon as... ahm... as this isn't needed, I want out... Ugh... I don't feel so well. ... ah..."


She lies down and looks to the floor. When Sacred arrives, she looks up and sniffs at the herbs.

^{Kai's thoughts. I'll leave the choice if you want to read them.} 

"Hah... I've met a stranger and I'm already being offered mysterious plants... ah... Should I... But it could be so painful... What really are they?"

Slowly, Kai reaches her head out and bites at the herbs, her sharp, unsuited teeth piercing the leaves. So, she gains the benefit from it.

^{Kai's thoughts. I'll leave the choice if you want to read them.} 

"Please please please don't make me sick. ... I don't want a repeat... of that."

Worriedly, I glance over at Kai, but then look back to Shadow.

"So I'm the leader? Usually I'm only the leader of my own little crew. Speaking of which,"

I turn to face Kai.

"Kai! Come on and let's engage the enemy again."

After slowly rising to her feet, Kai shakes herself and heads over to me.

^{Kai's thoughts. I'll leave the choice if you want to read them.} 

"Wh... I need to get my mind off this. I want to fight. That should help. It's kinda... ugh... sad. ... ah... You have to remember all your th- um, my thoughts are heard. Yet I want to forget about it. And how I'm so frail..."

Before I head off to section 1, I mention to Shadow quietly enough for Kai to not hear,

"I'll have to keep an eye on her. It's probably some IC excuse for something."

Both me and The Grace Wolf head off to Section 1. The Grace Wolf blitzes Walpurgisnacht for 22,400 damage. Not counting the damage resistance or Sacred's herbology.

I then realize that if weapons like the Staff of Ysera do nothing OOC, then I can bring in all my other weapons. Granted, that's only... like 3. I reach behind my back and pull out a crossbow from nowhere. It's golden-white with strings seemingly made of light. Along its sides are etched pictures of... what looks like animal tails. Or rather, groups of 9 tails.

Anyway, I crank the crossbow, load in an electrically charged bolt and fire it at the ceiling. Now, due to one enemy countering one of my attacks a long time ago, my crossbow bolts are notably prone to reflecting off surfaces. So, this bolt bounces off the ceiling and headshots a Dark Magical Girl. I can't make a headshot with this crossbow if the bolt doesn't reflect off something.

Painkiller: 136/200 (+1 from Trip)

+3 to Trip

Did I miss something? There hasn't been a post in 24 hours.

If you did, I must have missed it as well.

Sorry about taking so long. Waiting for Tabbune's regular Post Time, which they missed. Again. There is something wrong. They didn't say anything about not posting for a while. Can someone check on them?

(I think I said something about not updating on (my) weekends (Fri-Sat-Sun)? (my) Friday's update was a bonus since I had nothing going on)

You said that? When did you say that? I thought that I missed something...

(Before you started. That's probably why. How long have you been here? I thought I always skip on weekends?)

Anti Ninja double-posts. You cannot stop Anti Ninja from going genocidal.

—

Sp33d tries to bridge the gap to Section 1. 1/4 progress. (Wait. You can't pour everything from the charge. You can still swap the charge name, though. This case, Gauss rifle will be bumped one up and Fira will be bumped one down.)

Sacred gives Kai an attack boost.

GWing casts Libra. Let's see. Walpurgis, just stay together and determined. The Dark Magical Girls, they die in one hit. Burning Robot, try water? Don't take me up on that, you'll probably have a hard time.

Musha goes to Section 1.

Infinity throws four Metal Blades at Walpurgis, dealing 5000 damage. Apparently that causes FOUR Girls to appear. Then, the Bombardment happens. Two of the Girls blocks the shots, so three of the shots hits the Girls, killing six. Five of the shots go to Walpurgis, dealing 15000 damage. Five Girls spawns.

Talist and the Grace Wolf moves to Section 1, where Talist headshots a Magical Girl with an electrically charged bolt, and the Grace Wolf blitzes for 17780 damage. A Girl spawns on him.

—

End of Turn:

The Grace Wolf heals itself from regen.

Watch out! The place is falling apart! A building falls, dealing 20000 damage to Akantor, and 10000 damage to all other AG entities.

The Dark Magical Girls starts to go crazy. Well, even crazier than before.

The Dark Magical Girls hits the Kill Sat for 30000 damage, then the Grace Wolf for 7500 damage. Walpurgis is not healed for some reason...

It's coming, eh?

A building starts to tumble. Please dodge.

—

Battlefield:

House of Tech

-Section 1

Walpurgisnacht: 134 470/300 000 HP. [PG]

Dark Magical Girls: 3000/3000 x6. 1 locked to Ripsaw. 4 locked to the Kill Sat. 1 locked to the Grace Wolf.[PG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Akantor: HP: 2 500/ 200 000. Blast Roar: 10/10. (Trip) [AG]

Trip [AG]

Infinity: Lightning Spear: Durability: 4/7. Mini-Hakkero: 2/5. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 24/28. [AG]

Kill Sat: 58000/90000. Bombardment: 0/10, Wave-Motion Cannon: 1/10. [AG]

Talist [AG]

Grace Wolf: 70 300/ 100 000. Prestissimo. Regen 4000 for 2 turns. (Talist) [AG]

Musha [AG]

-Section 2

Access to Section 1 blocked.

Burning Robot: 15000/15000. [?]

Earl [AG]

Hyena [AG]

Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. [AG]

Sp33d: The Healer Emblem. [AG]

Kayne: 23500/30000. Protector. [AG]

Dr. Ned: 75000/75000. (Kayne) [AG]

Zombie: 2500/2500 x4. (Dr.Ned) [AG]

-Section 3

Seraph: 4000/6000. (Hyena) [AG]

Fox [AG]

GWing [AG]

—

Godmodder HP: 89/100

—

edited 7th Dec '15 2:56:10 PM by Tabbune

Wait, huh? Was that on the first page instructions? I don't remember that.

Speed facepalms, and says: Don't say I didn't warn you.

TO the actual action!:

Speed says to Talist: Clorophyte, huh? No wonder it felt familiar, I've used Clorophyte. To me, Clorophyte and Elementium feel similar. To most other people? Elementium is too heavy to use, even in minuscule amounts.

Speed turns back to his target.

Fira projects a flame avatar and bows to Talist.

Yes, I am Fira. I am the Spirit of the Searing Flame from Sir Darke... wait, he hates me reffering to him like that, Speed's world. There are seven Elemental Spirits, which can bestow and enhance elemental powers. We aren't supposed to get involved with matters of any realm unless it's very serious, which is why Speed goes in first.

Fira whispers to Talist, so Speed can't hear that all of the Spirits have been slacking:

Don't tell Speed I said this, but there's this pretty lengthy "How to be a God for Dummies" book, but as soon as we got it in the mail we read it once and threw it out the window. That rule about not meddling was there, and a whole bunch of unnecessarily or unfair rules. The first one to jump to mind for me was "Don't even try to have a relationship with your servants/followers/knights or anyone that isn't another God!" Not like that's gonna stop me from trying it anyway!

Fira giggles and focuses back in the current situation, then starts trying to speak to Kai, to greet her, but steps back and grabs Speed's arm after noticing her sheer fear.

The avatar dissipates.

Speed, do you know what's wrong?

Fira asks Telepathically, also briefing Speed on what happened.

Not in the slightest. My guess is something to do with her sheer paranoia about someone reading her thoughts. So, uh, don't do that. Also, don't ask why I'm guessing that or how I know she's paranoid about it, because I don't want to go through Page... 66, I think it was.

Speed answers back, and then slightly shakes his arm so that Fira knows to let go. She does, and Speed lifts a large pillar and turns it to rubble, allowing for Speed to continue building the bridge.

Action Summary:

Final Fantasy VII Booted - Wait! No, not that.

Speed continues bridge building. 2/4

Speed picks that MF Cell back up.

The Aura around Speed's hand turns gray from using Air power to crush the stone pillar.

Special Attacks:

Not sure how this is gonna work exactly, but here goes nothing. Fira Stat Boost was Gauss Rifle. It is now Fira Stat Boost. Vice versa for Gauss Rifle. Is that right? Please correct me if I am wrong, Tabbune.

Fira Stat Boost: (-1 from my stuff up last turn, +2 total from Trip and Infinity) 15/20

Gauss Rifle: (+1 from aforementioned stuff up) 5/225

Wrath of the Elements: 21/1500

• 1 to Talist, Trip, Infinity

edited 8th Dec '15 3:22:04 AM by Sp33d0n

tabunne you missed my post.............

REX: 90/100

Carbon Dog: 28/50

I jump back to buff myself up, as Akantor does that thing he does.

• 2 to Earl, + 1 Sp33d

(Uhmmm... That's awkward... I'll give you double damage and +2 to compensate... Sorry...)

Force of Nature: 75/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 75/? Hint: —

Shadow nods in response to Talist, telepathically replying.

   'Hm. From what I've heard, she doesn't think she's strong. That's not good. She needs a boost to her self-esteem.'   

Hearing Kai's anxious thoughts, the Sacred Spirit tenses.

'I can't let her just whittle herself away like that...she's as much a part of the team as we are!'

S/he bolts off toward the closest way to Talist and the Grace Wolf, and Shadow blinks, directing the rest of the Party to follow.

Action: The Party moves to Section Three, en route to Section One.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 7th Dec '15 5:49:21 AM by SacredSpirit123

Um, I moved from Section 2 to Section 3, and from Section 3 to Section 1. Wait. Did you teleport me back to Section 2 for trying to defy you?

42/50 Watergate Brand Beer | 5/50 Mega Fatty

I take some Healing Potions.

(+1 to Ripsaw, Trip, Earl)

Just to be sure, Is moving into a sector your entire action, or can you move into a sector and perform an offensive or defensive action?

(Alpha: Updated. Sorry.)

(GWing: You can move and attack. Moving is free.)

(I hear the sounds of battle coming from sector 1) guys! (I rush to sector 1) Okay. Mysterious voice, any new info?

???: Um, everyone's in dire need of assistance in sector 1 and you really need to get the fuck over there? Also, If you guys can kill that monster thingamabob, I might be able to manifest on the battlefield

thank you for that totally not obvious statement. um, the first statement, not the second one.

???: glad I could be of as- HEY!

(I stop in sector 1) wow that took a long time. anyway. (I recharge my short circuit which you people must have up and forgot about by now, and enhance it with some australium and pop a green (healing) clip in) the medic has arrived, frauleins! I've always wanted to do that. (a building falls towards me) WOAH!(teleports out of the way) you never warned me, WHY, mr. voice?

???: That's what ya get, boy. now hurry up and ACT.

• Now in sector 1, I use my healing clip to heal my teammates.

edited 7th Dec '15 4:49:00 PM by TheGWing

   "Ugh, that ended in disaster..."   

I kill one of the DMG's that's locked onto the Kill Sat, and the Kill Sat kills another.

Yellow Devil NEO: 11/45 (+2 from sp33d) Hint: Back from the dead and better than ever.

You cannot grasp the true form of this charge!: 20/50 (+1 from Talist) Hint: You'll go mad from the revelation.

+1 to Talist, sp33d, and Trip.

(Any interest I had in this thread is probably dead, so I'm going to gift the total of my old charges, which is 113, and leave it to the GM to gift them to others. Peace.)

@Tabbune: Also, Musha is also the size of a regular human. Forgot to mention that.

Seeing the witch again, Musha makes a mad dash to try to successfully do before he was rudely thrown off when it moved: get to the top to kill it. As he makes the leap, however, it moves out of the way. He tries to jump onto it multiple times, failing each time.

"Anyone want to give me a hand here?"

Planetfall: ?/?

Anti Ninja

—

Speed continues bridge-building. Here, let me help. 3/4. (I started GM-ing since page 30-ish. My announcenemt should be at page 40 to 50-ish.)

Trip gets up. Akantor Blast Roars Walpurgis for 100000 damage and annihilates the Dark Magical Girls.

The Party moves to Section 3.

Kayne heals up for 3000.

GWing moves in to Section 1, healing the Grace Wolf for 3000.

Infinity commands the Kill Stat to attack Walpurgis for 2400 while killing the Dark Magical Girl spawning in.

Musha leaps to Walpurgis but "accidentally" fails. Combo attacks still works, guys!

—

End of Turn:

A building falls on Akantor, killing him. (I think I'm not killing enough entities.)

Ned spawns Zombies.

The Grace Wolf takes his last sip of the regen.

—

Battlefield:

House of Tech

-Section 1

Walpurgisnacht: 34 470/300 000 HP. [PG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Trip [AG]

Infinity: Lightning Spear: Durability: 4/7. Mini-Hakkero: 2/5. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 24/28. [AG]

Kill Sat: 58000/90000. Bombardment: 1/10, Wave-Motion Cannon: 2/10. [AG]

Talist [AG]

Grace Wolf: 77 300/ 100 000. Prestissimo. (Talist) [AG]

Musha [AG]

-Section 2

Access to Section 1 blocked.

Burning Robot: 15000/15000. [?]

Earl [AG]

Hyena [AG]

Sp33d: The Healer Emblem. [AG]

Kayne: 26500/30000. Protector. [AG]

Dr. Ned: 75000/75000. (Kayne) [AG]

Zombie: 2500/2500 x6. (Dr.Ned) [AG]

-Section 3

Seraph: 4000/6000. (Hyena) [AG]

Fox [AG]

GWing [AG]

Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. [AG]

—

Godmodder HP: 89/100

—

edited 8th Dec '15 1:28:33 AM by Tabbune

Speed has an Objection! Playlist playing. Oh yeah. He's ready to do this!

Action:

As more rubble appears, Speed guesses that the GM is feeling nice today.

There... and... there! Done. Hey, Fira! Let's go lend a hand!

Speed beckons Fira over, and they cross Speed's makeshift bridge.

Let's hope that The GM is feeling nice! All that work... you don't want to lose that again!

Speed simply looks at Fira, saying all he needs to. But I'll put it in words anyway.

Really, Fira? You had to bring up Sector 4.

They hurry to Sector 1. Speed and Fira use a Team Attack.

Fira throws Speed like a rocket right at Walpurgisnacht. Speed holds his sword out in front of him and spins like a drill, surrounded by a flaming Mach Cone.

This is gonna hurt, Walpurgisnacht! Hope you're ready to rumble!

Action Summary:

The bridge is finished! Yay!

Speed and Fira move to Sector 1.

Speed and Fira attack!

Special Attacks:

Fira Stat Boost: (+2 total from Trip and Infinity) 17/20

Gauss Rifle: 6/225

Wrath of the Elements: 22/1500

• 1 to Sacred, Alpha and The G Wing

edited 8th Dec '15 1:44:07 AM by Sp33d0n

REX: 95/100

Carbon Dog: 29/50

OH NO AKANTOR

I strike back at Walpurgisnacht with a REVENGE POWERED FIST

• 1 Infinity, Alphazoid, Kayne