Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Dammit. None of my powers are actually working! Unless.......no. I swore I'd never do that again. But I have to! But is it really worth the insanity? No. Not now. But just having a smidgen of that power- no! I can't! (portals over to Tailist) Hold this for me. (Puts a strange australium eyelander in his nonexistent backpack) Don't take it out. Don't use it. Don't even THINK about it. If you take it out, you'll be filled with a power so chaotic that you'll be corrupted instantly. Even I can't resist it. Of course, we all know that since this is tvtropes it's gonna be a chekhov's gun, but i don't care. Time for my action!

• I cast a libra spell at all targets except the godmodder to scan for any possible weaknesses (go on final fantasy wiki and look up libra if you don't know what that is)*

[I personally think you should move it to a separate, private forum.]

The Musha Gundam chuckles at the Mecha Guardian. "Fool. I was not trying to kill you. I was trying to cut off that arm of yours."
A second later the Mecha Guardian's left arm falls off. Musha then draws the trident from the weapons rack on his back, holding a weapon in each hand. An oversized flint pistol is all that remains on this rack.
"Now it's time to get serious." He then proceeds to slice and dice this motherfucker. However, before he gets started on this, he commands the mysterious planet^note it's under his control to descend faster^note obviously with more force in case it is destroyed before arrival.
Planetfall: 1/5

edited 11th Nov '15 9:22:03 AM by alphazoid

"Are they following me now or something?" I retrieve a lighter and attempt to light the Alhambran Lampost

66/150: Class Cards (Include) 1/12: New charge

Talist gets +1, Piono gets +1, Trip gets +1.

edited 11th Nov '15 11:54:38 AM by The_Hyena_King

I set the Mecha Guardians on fire with a rather large flamethrower.

A satellite appears, and locks on to the Guardians. Kill Sat charge completed!

Kill Sat Mk.I stats:

HP - 50,000

Auto-attack damage: 12,500

Special attacks: 2. They will be below.

Bombardment: 10 individual shots, each doing 6,000 damage. The shots can be spread out among multiple enemies. Takes 6 turns to charge. This will also be its opening attack.

Wave-Motion Cannon: A massive laser dealing 80,000 damage to a single target. Takes 10 turns to charge.

If both Wave-Motion Cannon and Bombardment are ready to use on the same turn, then Wave-Motion Cannon will take priority. Both are used in place of an auto-attack.

Special defenses: Flies high enough for most attacks to be ineffective.

Limitations: Can't attack an entity if there's a ceiling in the way.

The satellite then uses Bombardment on the Guardians, attacking 5 of them with two shots apiece.

Metal Blade: 9/40 (+1 from Talist)

Kill Sat: 100/100

• 1 to Ripsaw, Piono, and Talist.

edited 11th Nov '15 3:11:52 PM by InfinityRyujin

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +7 total. Sacred, Earl, Hyena
Another Charge: 40/100
Willow: 142/()

We do have the actual DTG forums: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/index/

I turn to face Sacred.

"Well, we probably won't have many ideological differences. I thought that we might because of the whole 'Druid vs Hunter' thing. Yeah, don't tell PETA that I'm having my animal companions fight alongside me. They hate Pokemon enough as is. Kai can keep going right now, but she's definitely going to back out if things get too rough. So healing her means she'll stick around longer. ... So you tried to hear her thoughts? Yeah, she's really hard to make out when she's like th-"

I'm interrupted by Galvix, who I first pictured skidding to a stop with a cartoon cloud of dust behind xe before saying "beep beep".

"Oh, uh, hello. I'm Talist, aspect of nothing in particular."

Once again, assuming that Galvix has telepathy, is using it, and can keep up with a prestissimo pace, xe can start to hear Kai's lightning quick and disjointed thoughts, although she doesn't seem to have noticed Galvix yet. After that attack, she was even more excited than usual. It's like she has a few different lines of thinking, each focused on a different subject, like different instruments in an orchestra. Sometimes, the ideas blended together and mixed, but most of the time they fought each other for dominance and expression, constantly rotating, shifting, and dancing between Kai's conscious mind and her preconscious mind.

Oh that felt good! This is a great stor- How many prey left? I count one two thr- Am I okay? Bleeding? Sick? I'm burned a little burned. How do I help burns? I need to g- I can burn the enemy! That's a good idea I'll keep it. I give burns wi- Sense of self what's myself? What is it exactly? Something I don't know. Things I don't know can be learned! How do I le- I learned that nature spirit is nice. I love hugs.

I point over at another full HP mecha guardian.

Here we go again off to fight and hunt! We stand stron- should I attack now? Later? Now. Now. Yes.
The Grace Wolf uses another Blitz against a full hp mecha guardian, killing it. As for my actual action, I help light the Alhambran lampost

Then The G Wing comes up behind me to give me a sword that I had to google to find out is from TF 2. I don't have a backpack, so I'm thinking that you put it in the closest thing I have to a backpack, which is the sheath I have on my back that I usually use for the Staff of Ysera. At the invasion of my personal space, I whirl around to glare at The G Wing.

"What? What do you mean? And you decide that this artifact is best held by some random person you just met? Who are you? And what do you mean 'Even I can't resist it'? Why do you assume you have the strongest willpower?"

I take it off my back and throw it off into the distance towards a small, hiding ender dragon.

"Hey, I see you over there. Catch!"

   Wha? Ow!   

@Talist: Quick point: All of the currently-active Aspects, including Galvix, except the Sacred Spirit, and maybe Neodyme, because "he"'s basically an invisible sentient energy field with no concept of human thought, identify as Male. The Sacred Spirit is the only ambiguous one, and there won't be any Female ones in DTG. However, if you were to join Syme's Enter the Arena, you'd see I'd eventually plan to awaken some.

Painkiller: 91/500 (+1 each from King Feraligatr and Ripsaw)

ROADA ROLLERA DA!: 17/55

+1 each to Jon, Piono and Ripsaw

Anti Ninja

—

Shadow proceeds to attempt to pull an eye from a Guardian. It retaliates by a light zap. The Party is Wounded, but the Guardian takes 5000 damage.

Ripsaw warps a Guardian for 3000 damage.

GWing casts a Libra spell on a Guardian, next attack is buffed. (Your action on Talist would just be RP.)

Musha tries to slice a Guardian's arm off. Guardians don't have arms, so you go for the head instead. 6000 damage.

Hyena lights the Alhambran Lamppost. (Okay, slight tweak. Alhambran Lamppost heal now scales with the number of light. Light-5*1000)

Fseftr flamethrowers a Mecha Guardian for 3000.

Infinity tries to summon a Kill Sat. Halted and refunded. (Special defenses: Flies high enough for most attacks to be ineffective. Yeah, no. If you tone down auto damage and solve the near-infinite dodge problem, go.)

Talist commands the Wolf to sac a Guardian. He then lights the Alhambran Lamppost.

—

End of turn:

The Alhambran Shade attacks Akantor for 25000.

Akantor destroys a Shade.

Dr. Ned summons a Zombie.

Ned's zombies destroys a Shade.

The Lamppost summons 3 shades.

—

Battlefield

Pantheon Field

Mecha Guardians: 20000/20000. Laser Beam: 1/2 x4. 3000/20000. Laser Beam: 1/2 x1. 4 to Akantor, 1 to The Party. [PG]

Alhambran Shade: 5000/5000. x6 [H]

Undying [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Engie[AG]

Akantor: HP: 55 000/ 200 000. Blast Roar: 2/10. (Trip) [AG]

Infinity: Lightning Spear: Durability: 5/7. Mini-Hakkero: 3/5. [AG]

Piono: Strength of Gods Emblem [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Trip [AG]

Earl [AG]

Feraligatr [AG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Kayne: Emblem of The Protector. [AG]

Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +2. [AG]

Damacyn: Mecha Giant Slayer Emblem [AG]

Battlefury [AG]

Talist [AG]

Grace Wolf: 60 000/ 100 000. Prestissimo. (Talist) [AG]

Duck [AG]

Deathsnake [AG]

Arfman [AG]

G Wing [AG]

Fox [AG]

Musha [AG]

Dr. Ned: 75000/75000. (Kayne) [AG]

Zombie: 5000/5000. x2 (Dr. Ned.) [AG]

Alhambran Lamppost: 25000/25000. 2 Light.

—

edited 12th Nov '15 12:45:39 AM by Tabbune

-Sp33d0n joined the Server!-

Hey, I came as soon as I heard! What did... I... miss...

A blue and orange figure quickly looks left, then right, then notices the godmodder.

Oh hi! You must be the Godmodder I've heard so much about! My name's Speed Darke, but you can call me...

He draws a sword from the sheathe on his hip, which is reveled to be a Flaming Sword.

   Your doom!   

His off-hand starts being surrounded in a strange Aura.

He is loading his Gauss Rifle telepatically.

Gauss Rifle: 1/225

Wrath of the Elements: 1/5000

edited 12th Nov '15 1:20:04 AM by Sp33d0n

A satellite appears, and locks on to the Guardians. Kill Sat charge completed! For real this time.

Kill Sat Mk.II stats:

HP: 50,000

Auto-attack damage: 6,000

Special attacks: 2. They will be below.

Bombardment: 10 individual shots, each doing 6,000 damage. The shots can be spread out among multiple enemies. Takes 6 turns to charge. This will also be its opening attack.

Wave-Motion Cannon: A massive laser dealing 80,000 damage to a single target. Takes 10 turns to charge.

If both Wave-Motion Cannon and Bombardment are ready to use on the same turn, then Wave-Motion Cannon will take priority. Both are used in place of an autoattack.

Limitations: Can't attack an entity if there's a ceiling in the way. Attacks from entities with "Anti-Air" in the name do double damage.

The satellite then uses Bombardment on the Guardians, attacking 5 of them with two shots apiece.

Metal Blade: 11/40 (+1 from Ripsaw)

Kill Sat: 100/100

+1 to Ripsaw, Piono, and Talist.

edited 12th Nov '15 2:03:57 PM by InfinityRyujin

REX: 59/100

Carbon Dog: 13/50

I pull out a shotgun and shoot a Shade in the ghostly face.

• 1 Feraligatr, Talist, Jon

(ports to the sword and picks it up before the ender dragon can put it in its mouth) that SWORD happens to be a weapon that allows me to unleash the powers of hell. only downside? Even I can't control the demons that are unleashed unto me! We need somewhere to hide it, because the godmodder will probably want it for the powers it has, so imma do this! (puts it back in my home dimension) there! now it's gone! it'll never pop back up again. now to take action!

• knowing the weakness of the guardians, I activate my short circuit's gold clip (australium blast) and send a powerful bolt of lightning at one before using a silver clip (energy shield) to protect both akantor and the grace wolf.

edited 12th Nov '15 6:25:54 AM by TheGWing

I use Throw on the Guardian I just Warped.

• 1 to Ryujin, Sandvich, Kayne
• 2 from Ryujin, +1 from Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 128/200

Jetpack: 25/(X+5)

edited 12th Nov '15 7:17:18 AM by Ripsaw

can I have stats/description of mecha guardians? can't find those :P
Musha puts away his naginata and trident and grabs the katana on his hip. "Now, you are finished." Musha then attempts to slice off the Mecha Guardian's head in a single stroke.
Planetfall: 2/5

edited 12th Nov '15 11:10:00 AM by alphazoid

I wield a golden hammer, and knock a mecha guardian out of the field.

Force of Nature: 65/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 65/? Hint: —

Shadow flinches, but grins.

   "Alright, that stung, I'll give you that, but I'm still standing! Dunno how you managed to do that to the rest of us, but whatever! You're not gonna bring me down!"   

As the Mecha Guardian locked onto him prepares to fire, at the split-second before it does, Shadow teleports behind another Guardian, attempting to get his aggressor to shoot the other one in the face. The Sacred Spirit tilts their head, and Galvix hears Kai's thoughts, and laughs.

"Heh! SeemsLikeTheOldGirlCan'tEevenCatchUpToHerOwnThoughts! ICanRelate! Now,What'sHerName?"

The Sacred Spirit replies.

'Kai.'

Galvix nods.

"GreatName! Talist,Right? You'veGotYourselfAMightyFinePartner,There! TakeGoodCareOfHer! Also,I'mSurprisedYouCanKeepUpWithMyRateOfSpeech! I'mImpressed!"

Plus three to Talist.

edited 16th Nov '15 2:28:56 PM by SacredSpirit123

Painkiller: 93/500 (+1 each from Ripsaw)

ROADA ROLLERA DA!: 18/55

+1 each to Infinity Ryujin, Ripsaw and Sp33d0n

• 1 to infinity, hyena and earl

267/? for potential

35/? for undecided

And... wow.

Not a whole lot happened in the interrim.

Erm... one of the mecha guardians suffers a terminal malfunction and spontaneously self-destructs.

"Can't even fight the overpowered guy without creatures of darkness interrupting anymore. What's wrong with the worlds these days?" I add some extra fuel to the Alhambran Lampost, maybe that will help it brighten.

67/150: Class Cards (Include) 4/12: New charge (+1 From Talist, +1 From Piono)

Talist gets +1, Piono gets +1, Trip gets +1.

edited 12th Nov '15 7:29:52 PM by The_Hyena_King

I would like to hold a quick survey:

How many of you have/can get Tabletop Simulator on Steam (around 14$)? The Card Game adaptation of Dt G would probably be there if enough people have/can get the game.

edited 13th Nov '15 12:43:29 AM by Tabbune

I think I can can get that. I'll have a look

No disposable income atm.

(Don't have steam) Looking up Fox throws his knife at godmodder before pulling another one out "did I hear about something that causes insanity? AWESOME!!! INSANITY FOR EVER!!" he declared with a cracked grin.

No $ atm, plus I'd rather not have to Surgeon Simulator my way through a card game, thank you.