Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

F*ck. That usually takes care of the gods I fight. Then again, most of them are usually not austalium boosted and aren't on par with Gabe N..ew...ell...... THAT'S IT!

I summon Gabe Newell onto the battlefield to combat the godmodder!

Gabe Newell: HP: 10,000,000/10,000,000 (AG)

• Gabe releases a steam summer sale onto the field, attacking the godmodder with wave after wave of slashed prices on awesome titles.*

don't worry. I can send him back to valve if he gets out of control. I just gotta- OW! worry about my skeleton. Defense never was my strong suit (I pop the overheated blue clip out of my short circuit, switching it with a green clip to mend my bones, then put in a gold clip to short out the robots holding the Grace wolf down before I run out of metal to supply it with) D*MN! I can break down the bots into ammo, but it'll take time! someone cover me......oh wait! I have dark abilities at my disposal! (uses a beam of darkness to shatter the rubble into pebbles, and pulls akanator to my side through a portal. Unfortunately, the portal also pulls through a mecha, but I send it back through the portal on a collision course with its brethren.

edited 9th Nov '15 7:56:04 AM by TheGWing

<<Musha Gundam has logged on>>
It is at this moment that a large planet spawns above the battlefield.
"So, this is the so-called 'Godmodder'. I hope he is a worthy opponent." Planetfall: 1/10

edited 9th Nov '15 7:54:46 AM by alphazoid

"The godmodder?" Fox mused thoughtfully. "Hope the data on him was right"

1/10 to GSEE

@Talist: fox is a bit different to a normal kitsune.

Sir, you must charge Gabe Newell, or we will all die horribly.

Force of Nature: 62/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 62/? Hint: —

The Sacred Spirit cheerily pets and plays with Kai, but freezes once the Mecha Guardian threatens her. S/he narrows their eyes, and raises a palm, causing a pillar of stone to burst from underneath the Giant Robot, launching it into the air and probably causing a misfire. S/he rattles their leaves, creating a threatening hiss.

'Nobody threatens my animal friends. Nobody. Now...where were we?'

S/he turns to Talist.

'Oh, I'm one of the Aspects of Unity. It's a long story. We're basically the shattered fragments of the mind of a Cosmic Being that manifested into...well, we identify ourselves as Gods. Others, enemies who fear us, think of us as Eldritch Abominations, monsters. We travel the span of Reality, fighting any corruption and Evil we come across. As Long as There Is Evil, we're there, fighting it off, making the world a better place, one Universe at a time. I'm the Aspect of Nature, thus I'm a plant being. I was raised as a Nature Spirit, thus I default to this form. The others are more...fluid, being amorphous shapeshifters, and I technically am as well, but this is my main form. Oh, that gives me an idea...watch!'

S/he dissapates into a flurry of leaves, and reforms as a wolf! The milky white eyes, spring-green tint to the fur, and the small patches of leaves poking out of its coat betray the identity of the wolf. In their new form, the Sacred Spirit cocks their head, panting, and looks back at Kai with a happy bark.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 9th Nov '15 11:38:06 AM by SacredSpirit123

"Well...shit."

I forgo my action this turn to change my player class to Biotic Adept.

• 1 to Ryujin, Trip, Sandvich

• 1 from Trip, +2 from Ryujin.

Point Singularity Projector: 118/200

Jetpack (Held): 25/(X+5)

[gray: "Show me your determination."]

I continue playing laser tennis with the godmodder. Deflecting the beam once more as it slowly increases in speed with each pass

62/150: Class Cards (Include) 22/25: A Small Patch of Alhambran Darkness (+1 from Piono)

Talist get's +2, Piono gets +1

• 1 to trip, infinity and hyena

260/? for potential

34/? for undecided

The mysterious force of bad luck decides to add insult to injury by causing the entire ceiling to come crashing down onto the mecah guardians, with a single hole at the center right where the Godmodder is standing, causing him to watch in sudden bewilderment and irritation as several tons of solid steel and marble smash into his carefully crafted death robots, neatly evading the curse of repetition. Clearly, the universe is trying to blow the ultimate raspberry at our dear frenemy Richard.

Painkiller: 85/500 (+2 from Ripsaw)

ROADA ROLLERA DA!: 15/55 (+1 from Piono)

+1 each to The Hyena King, Ripsaw and Sacred Spirit 123

/null

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Godmodder doesn't seem to be here anymore..."

edited 9th Nov '15 7:35:44 PM by InfinityRyujin

Anti Ninja got an idea.

—

Trip suplexes a Guardian on another. 1500 to both.

Infinity wrecks a Mecha Guardian with a Master Spark.

Fseftr sets up a mirror on the Guardian.

GWing attempts to summon Gabe Newell. Nonono! If that goes through we're doomed. He then throws to the suplexed Guardian to another Guardian. 1500 to two.

Musha (I think that's what I'm supposed to call you) comes to the battlefield.

Fox muses on, oblivious to the teamfight going on.

Sacred raises a stone pillar on a Guardian. 3000 damage.

Ripsaw changes into a Biotic Adept. Not that it matters, Prep-crit next turn.

Hyena continues the laser tennis. The Godmodder, along with his attention to the game has left, but the beam continues on and deals 1 damage to the Godmodder as well as knocking him off Super Australium Saiyan God status.

Piono rains down marbles at a Mecha Guardian. 3000 damage.

—

End of turn:

Akantor autos a Mecha Guardian for 5000.

5 of the Mecha Guardians Lasers Akantor for a combined total of 48000, one of them blocked by Fseftr's mirror. 4 of them Lasers the Grace Wolf for 40000.

The mirror did 1000 damage to the Mecha Guardian.

All of the Mecha Guardians lock on to Akantor.

—

Battlefield

Pantheon Field

Mecha Guardians: 20000/20000. Laser Beam: 0/2 x7. 17000/20000. Laser Beam: 0/2 x1. 8000/20000. Laser Beam: 0/2 x1. [PG]

Undying [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Engie[AG]

Akantor: HP: 80 000/ 200 000. Blast Roar: 2/10. (Trip) [AG]

Infinity: Lightning Spear: Durability: 5/7. Mini-Hakkero: 3/5. [AG]

Piono: Strength of Gods Emblem [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Trip [AG]

Earl [AG]

Feraligatr [AG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Kayne: Emblem of The Protector. [AG]

Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +2. [AG]

Damacyn: Mecha Giant Slayer Emblem [AG]

Battlefury [AG]

Talist [AG]

Grace Wolf: 60 000/ 100 000. Prestissimo. (Talist) [AG]

Duck [AG]

Deathsnake [AG]

Arfman [AG]

Iamg [AG]

G Wing [AG]

Fox [AG]

—

On to the idea: A card game adaptation for Dt G could be fun. Not having artwork can be a pain, though.

edited 10th Nov '15 12:54:20 AM by Tabbune

25/50 Watergate Brand Beer (+2 by Jon and +1 by Ryujin) | 50/50 Dr. Ned (+2 by Ripsaw, +2 by Talist, +1 by Earl)

A wild Dr. Ned appears! He comes with a group of zombies to protect him, while also creating new zombies every turn!

Dr. Ned [AG] 140.000/140.000 HP | Zombies: 14x 10.000 HP

Nerf to your desire Mister Tabbune sir. As for the zombie creation thing, throw a D6 to reroll useless actives.

Meanwhile, i dump all my lamp oil, ropes and bombs on a Laser Beam generator, which i proceed to set on fire.

Dr. Ned and his zombies target a Mecha Giant. Because there is nothing bigger to target. Heh.

(+1 to Jon, Ripsaw and Talist)

edited 10th Nov '15 2:19:44 AM by Kayne

Carbon Dog: 12/50

REX: 55/100

I throw a Humongous Pebble right at the Mecha Guardian horde.

• 1 to Kayne, Earl, Hyena

"Prepare to die!"

I fry the Guardian that has 8000 health left with one of the spear's Lightning Bolts.

Metal Blade: 7/40 (+1 from Piono and Ripsaw)

Kill Sat: 99/100 {   1...   }

+1 to Ripsaw, Piono, and Earl.

edited 10th Nov '15 5:22:41 PM by InfinityRyujin

I draw my naginata (basically a spear with a head designed for slicing rather than stabbing) and proceed to chop down the nearest mecha guardian. This is no challenge! Send me a worthy opponent!
Planetfall: 2/10
Also, Musha is correct

edited 10th Nov '15 6:56:17 AM by alphazoid

• gaben's summoning fails, and the summer sale gets rekt*

well. so...(Iam G disappears due to being an alternate version of me) that happened. Anyway! Time to take care of business!

• I sap a mecha of its power and smelt it into metal for my short circuit, reloading it and placing my yellow cartridge (basic electricity) into it, using the circuit as intended and shorting out one of the laser beams. after that, I pop in a Green cartridge (healing beam), and I heal the Grace wolf for 20,000 before using a magnet spell to immobilize three more of the mecha*

[[on the topic, yeah! i think making a card game of Destroy the Godmodder would be awesome, albeit a very long game.]]

edited 10th Nov '15 8:21:37 AM by TheGWing

It is for the Godmodder

I drown the guardians, which at first makes little sense, but they aren't actual guardians, and instead are mechs, so they short circuit.

Force of Nature: 63/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 63/? Hint: —

The Wolf!Sacred Spirit recoils at the attack on the Grace Wolf, ears falling back in shock. S/he growls, and Shadow, now snapped out of his anger, focuses on the offending Guardian.

   "Oi! Boltfish! They were just playing! Pick on someone who's actually fighting, for once!"   

He dashes toward the Guardian and attempts to kick it, in the eye, at another.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 10th Nov '15 2:16:08 PM by SacredSpirit123

Getting so many +1s... Got +11 total. YES! LOVE ME, MY FANS!

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +11 total. Sacred, Ryujin, Hyena
Another Charge: 33/100 (This was planned to be an upgrade to the Grace Wolf, so I might have to reduce its time in order to save her...)
Willow: 140/(got no charges this turn.)

"Well look at that, Kai. You've already made a friend just by sheer charm and huggableness."

I listen to what Sacred has to say and nod.

"Not often that 'god of something' is combined with 'generally good'. Before now, I've almost always seen a pretty direct correlation between how much power someone says they have and how 'evil' or at least morally grey they claim to be."

Both me and Kai watch xir (RP slang lingo for his or her) transformation, but Kai seems a lot more taken aback than I do. If Sacred now has some form of telepathy or speaking with animals trait (or if xe already did, which I probably should have assumed in hind sight, given how that's pretty high on the 'useful traits for nature spirits' list.), xe can start to hear Kai's broadcasted thoughts, which seem to literally rise, fall, and dance to the song playing in her head. And given how fast and excited that song is, it's very difficult to keep up with her thoughts. Even Kai herself doesn't seem able to be able to keep up with how she comes up with a thought every two or three seconds. Through the frantically paced music, Sacred can start to make out fragments of Kai's thoughts.

I- druid? Sta- I need to- som- friendl- wha- fast-

It would probably be easier to understand her if her tempo wasn't at maximum. That, and she's feeling startled right now.

"Can you still hear me? I assume you can. Would you consider yourself like a druid then? I hope you don't take too much issue with me then. I'm not really the druid type, but more of a tame-"

YELP!

That's the sound of Kai getting 2/5ths of her HP knocked off in one turn. She rolls backwards from the attacks before leaping back up onto her feet, singed and snarling. I turn to glare at the Mecha Guardians.

"Oh, you did not just attack my dog. Don't you know? You NEVER kill off the dog. That's media 101. You can kill off thousands of people, launch a few nukes, even torture the protagonist, but if you so much as kick the protagonist's dog, everyone watching shall descend on you with a fury that not even the 9 circles of Hell can contain."

I then point my finger at one of the full HP Mecha Guardians. Even though I'm not actually using telepathy or literally speaking to Kai, she still hears me and leaps to my side. If Sacred is still trying to listen to her thoughts, they've become a little slower and more conciseness, but also much angrier and more feral. However, they're still difficult to make out through the whirlwind music playing in her head.

I'll g- kill and hunt together! T- pain. The prey mu- they sow. W- show we're strong! We- prove- to those back hom- -ld my own!

I reach behind my back and slowly draw the bladed Staff of Ysera. Then, both me and Kai charge forward towards one of the Mecha Guardians, flanking it and darting around it, leaving slashes with either claw or blade at every turn. Every time the Mecha Guardian thinks that we're about to zig, we zag instead, dodging its attacks and retaliating with coordinated rhythmic strikes. It's a strange form of fighting, almost like a dance with me and Kai, each moving to a rapid beat. Kai bounces from ground to the Guardian, each time slashing open its armor until it's nothing but a pile of broken cogs and springs. Still moving to the time of the tune shared in our spirits, we both move on to the next Guardian, at least damaging it the same way.

IE: Grace Wolf uses Blitz against a full HP Mecha Guardian, one shotting it. (22,400 damage). You can count the rest of that as a standard attack against another Guardian.

Still off in the sidelines, Cynder, who had been planning on intervening to get on better terms, just watches, spellbound.

Painkiller: 88/500 (+1 each from Infinity Ryujin and Trip)

ROADA ROLLERA DA!: 16/55

+1 each to Kayne, Talist and Trip

25/25 (+1 from Piono, +1 from Earl): charge being used to summon entity, Alhambran Lampost (Unlit form)

A sphere of darkness appears, Several meters across, and centered on an unlit lampost made of a dark-blue metal. Tendrils of liquid darkness slither through the sphere, forming three-dimensional shadows, most of them humanoid, though some of them are not. I stand on the outer edge of the effect, tail swishing with irritation. "That Lamp should not be here. And why isn't it lit?"

I stab at one of the Mecha Guardians with a crytal spear, which rapidly grows new spines in varying directions, it would be highly unpleasant to remove should it get lodged in something. (Free Action)

((Mechanics for Alhambran lampost: HP: Moderate, Defence: High, Attack: N/A. Light: 0/15 Players may alter this stat by one point in either direction by attempting to light or extinguish the lampost. Every turn it remains unlit (Light less than maximum), the lampost summons a Hostile Shadow, powerful, but fragile. At light 15, the Lampost is fully lit, and will instead heal all allied entities each turn.))

65/150: Class Cards (Include) (+1 from Talist, +1 from Trip)

Talist gets +1, Piono gets +1, Trip gets +1.

edited 10th Nov '15 7:14:21 PM by The_Hyena_King

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 36/50

Independence through Force: 35/60

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

Anti Ninja

—

Kayne summons Dr. Ned and a bunch of zombies. (I'm nerfing Ned to 75k HP, but I'm gonna give the Zombies 5000 HP and 2500 autoattack. He doesn't start with zombies, but generates one per turn. He will be free casting a lot, since I'm bad at clearing.) Kayne then lasers a Mecha Guardian for 3000. Dr Ned doesn't have a Mecha Giant to attack. (God, he's gonna snowball so hard.)

Trip throws a big pebble on a Mecha Guardian. 3000 damage to a Guardian.

Infinity Lightning Bolts his sepcified Guardian for 2000, killing it because targeting works that way in Salvation, then the bolt chains to another one for 6000.

Musha naginatas a Guardian for 3000. [[grey:You can't even kill me.]]

Iam G's hacking attenpt fails, but he heals the Grace Wolf for 3000. (You don't decide numbers, I do. Also, I was thinking more of a player character duel.)

Fseftr shortcircuits a Guardian for 3000.

Sacred kicks a Guardian in the eye for 3000. It changes it's lock to you. Kicking a one-eyed creature in the eye is a surefire way to get locked on to.

Talist and the Grace Wolf one-shots a Guardian and hits another for 5000.

Hyena summons an Alhambran Lamppost. (I'm tweaking a bit so you don't get reported as a feeder. HP: 25000. Starts at 0 Light, a player can raise or lower the number by 1. As long as it has 5 or more Light, it heals all allies for 3000 a turn. If not, summon shades equal to the Light needed for 5.) You then stab a Mecha Guardian for 3000.

—

End of turn:

Akantor lasthits a Mecha Guardian. One less on him.

Dr. Ned summons a zombie. It has summoning sickness.

The Alhambran Lamppost summons five shades.

—

Battlefield

Pantheon Field

Mecha Guardians: 20000/20000. Laser Beam: 0/2 x6. 5 to Akantor, 1 to The Party. [PG]

Alhambran Shade: 5000/5000. x5 [H]

Undying [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Engie[AG]

Akantor: HP: 80 000/ 200 000. Blast Roar: 2/10. (Trip) [AG]

Infinity: Lightning Spear: Durability: 5/7. Mini-Hakkero: 3/5. [AG]

Piono: Strength of Gods Emblem [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Trip [AG]

Earl [AG]

Feraligatr [AG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Kayne: Emblem of The Protector. [AG]

Sacred/The Party: The Scrap Searcher Emblem +2. [AG]

Damacyn: Mecha Giant Slayer Emblem [AG]

Battlefury [AG]

Talist [AG]

Grace Wolf: 60 000/ 100 000. Prestissimo. (Talist) [AG]

Duck [AG]

Deathsnake [AG]

Arfman [AG]

G Wing [AG]

Fox [AG]

Musha [AG]

Dr. Ned: 75000/75000. (Kayne) [AG]

Zombie: 5000/5000. x1 (Dr. Ned.) [AG]

Alhambran Lamppost: 25000/25000. 0 Light.

—

Where can I move this TCG idea discussion...

edited 11th Nov '15 12:46:55 AM by Tabbune

Yeah, s/he can communicate with animals. And, meh, I prefer my words. I'm used to typing them.

Force of Nature: 64/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 64/? Hint: —

Wolf!Spirit tilts their head, watching Talist and the Grace Wolf wreak havoc on the Guardians. S/he then transforms back into their basic form, and Shadow, meanwhile, teleports behind another Guardian.

   "Oh, locking onto me, huh? Good! I can take a few hits before having to gather myself!"   

He rushes up and attempts to forcibly pull the Guardian's eye out of its head.

   "I'm a God, you maggot! Listen to Talist! You do not mess with someone's pet!"   

The Sacred Spirit disappears into a flurry of leaves, and appears by Talist and the Grace Wolf, answering his question with their silent language.

'Druid? Oh, no. I oversee Nature as a whole, I'm worshipped as a Nature Deity, which kinda gets old, sometimes, but some of my friends and Guards back home are Druids. Unfortunately, they're kinda xenophobic, so I doubt they'd turn up unless I called them. I probably will, after I bring in the 'secret weapon' I was told to call in. I wonder how it's doing... How about I help defend Kai? She looks like she needs some help...maybe I could try to heal her later...oh, and, ironic, but the only person I know who could possibly understand Kai's thoughts quick enough would be the Aspect of Electricity.'

Suddenly, Galvix zips across the area to come to a stop next to the group.

"SomeoneCallMe? CanIBeOfServiceInSomeWay? Oh,I'mSorry,IHaven'tIntroducedMyself. I'mGalvix,AspectOfElectricity!"

The Sacred Spirit blinks.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 11th Nov '15 5:47:55 PM by SacredSpirit123

((Sorry for the missed day - got sick)).

I hit one of the Mecha Guardians with the Warp power.

• 1 to Ryujin, Kayne, Sandvich

• 1 from Ryujin, Kayne, Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 123/200

Jetpack: 25/(X+5)

edited 11th Nov '15 6:28:45 AM by Ripsaw