Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

(Please... stats...)

I detonate the stickybombs and C4 that I had attached to the Giant. The Green Devil snipes the Giant.

Weapon: 25/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun. (+1 from Piono, Kayne, and Talist)

Kill Sat: 66/100 {Charging... (52%)}

+1 to Piono, Kayne, and Talist.

Force of Nature: 50/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 50/? Hint: —

   "HAD TO WAKE IT UP, DIDN'T YOU‽"   

Shadow draws the Party back, then Fury gets an idea.

"Heh...heheheheh...HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Grinning, he winds up, and launches a large explosive blast at the Giant, aiming for the head. Shadow looks at Deimos.

   "Hit the Detonator!"   

Plus three to Phoenix.

I move through to RED 3 and unload the shotgun point-blank into the Mecha Giant.

((Question: When you say free-action-build, you mean we need to use charges to build the TF 2 bits? I have no issue there, Just let me know how you want to play it.))

• 1 to Piono, Kayne, Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 74/200

Jetpack (charging): 17

Plasma Rifle (held): 10/10

((Well I guess so, however the entire engie nest thing is part of a surprise))

Finally my dispenser is ready... But I still have to build the Sentry! I whack my head on a wall while the sentry ever so slowly build itself, but wait... Did I had an Eureka Effect?.

Cursing myself I run for the Red Spawn to score some quick shoots at the giant, just to come back using the Eureka's Taunt effect.

Somewhere, in the Ural Mountains, a company of young heroes are still fighting over the seats...

Engie nest 6/10
"The guys" 3/10

edited 15th Oct '15 7:49:07 AM by Damacyn

I examine the mecha giant for any weaknesses.

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING: 6/INT_MAX

I heal the Antichamber with a spoon.

Project Starfall: 96/450 Hint:01010000 01001000 01000001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 01000101 00111010 00100000 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00111111 01110110 00111101 01010011 01100001 01100101 01100100 01111010 01000101 01010010 01111000 01001111 01100101 01001001

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 10/45

• 3 to Sacred.

100/100 (+1 from Tabbune) A new entity appeared at BLU Spawn 2, resembling a RED Soldier but with an even more menacing appearance. He seemed to have left the other BLU teammates alone though, so I assume the Medic actually did have him avoid BLU targets. He prepares to slink forward, his movement sounding like shotgun clicks.

Painis Cupcake has appeared!

Painkiller: 23/500 (+1 from Trip and Ripsaw)

I toss my sandvich at the Antichamber.

+1 each to InfinityRyujin, Jondanger23 and Kayne

edited 15th Oct '15 6:08:30 PM by EarlOfSandvich

"Okay, this isn't working." He has the Marissa Roberts attack the Mecha Spiders again, and then tosses a small datapad at them, and uses the Slightly faster than light Ultrasound Edict comms to order the Marissa to move away. Moments later, a barrage of antimatter sniper fire rains down from a Standard Technology instant Effect portal that had appeared.

edited 15th Oct '15 1:50:21 PM by agigabyte

7/50 Watergate Brand Beer (+1 by Jondanger) | 18/50 Dr. Ned (+7 by Trip, Ripsaw, Jondanger, Talist, Ryujin, Earl)

IUPC

The Eslen takes a last look at the map. It seems to be okay now, except for the incredibly detailed drawing of his queen which he misses. He rips that part of the map off where the drawing is, crumples it up and puts it in his pocket, then folds the map fourteen times and hands it to Wilson.

"Th-there you go. The map. Say, you have any, uh, sick people in the shop at the moment? I could take them t-to the hospital right now."

He yawns. Being up all night treating patients instead of asking for help took it's toll after all. But good thing there are barely explained technological devices that will take care of that. He holds the red light of his pen up and points it at his chest.

"Give me a minute and i won't be sleepy anymore."

Blitzkrieg

The Medic heals the Antichamber with the Medigun.

"Do not die on me!"

(+2 to Talist, +1 to piono)

• 1 to infinity, talist and earl

185/? for potential

22/? for undecided

Deimos looks up and shrugs. "Screw it"

He empties his inventory completely, in tandem with everyone else's attacks an enormous storm of missiles appear in the air over the giant, screaming towards it while its rooted to the ground.

Deimos turns away from it, beginning to walk away as the explosions starts, holds up the detonator in one hand, clicks it, and throws it over his shoulder as an even bigger explosion dwarfs the earlier barrages of fireballs. "Cool guys don't look at explosions."

IUPC

Eric and Hank look at Wilson and his two stones.

That... That was impressive. Anyways, Wilson, do you think you could postpone that trip to the hospital? I think we need to call a general meeting for the IUPC.

Shameless plug, but the mspa session is launching into what will (at least its planned to be) be the beginning of the main plot, and I need more players so that stuff will get and stay interesting.

Anyone who has read through Homestuck is welcome.

edited 15th Oct '15 6:52:34 PM by pionoplayer

Anti Ninja

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Trip does a prep-critted punch at the Mecha Giant for 2500 damage.

Infinity detonates the layers of explosives... nope. You don't have the detonator, have a prep-crit, though.

Fury launches explosives at the Mecha Giant's head, dealing 1000 damage.

Ripsaw moves to Red Spawn 3 and shotguns the Mecha Giant at point blank. 1000 damage. (Yes, I'll give you the teleporter's other side if you can guess where it's not so subtly hidden.)

Damacyn goes to Red Spawn 3 to fire some shots at the Mecha Giant, dealing 1000 damage. He tries to go back with the Eureka Effect but is trapped by the Mecha Giant somehow...

Duck tries to find weaknessess. Let's see... nope, can't see anything here.

Jon heals the Antichamber for 3000.

Earl attempts to summon the Painis Cupcake. It gets nope'd by the Server. S-t-a-t-s. He then tosses his Sandvich to the Antichamber making it heal 3000

Cain has his RP attack doll Marissa Robberts attack a Mecha Spider for 2500 damage. (1 Free Action per turn, don't make it sound like 2 or you get half awesome-points.)

Kayne heals the Antichamber for 3000.

Piono detonates the explosives. The firework starts soon!

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End of Turn:

The Antichamber attacks the Mecha Giant for 4000.

The Green Devil snipes the Mecha Giant for 2500.

The explosives explodes, dealing 13000 damage to the Mecha Giant and stunning it this turn, but also killing the Green Devil in the blast.

—

Battlefield

Blue Spawn 1:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3

Control Point 1 (Blue Controlled.)

Blue Spawn 2:

To Blue Spawn 1, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 2 (Blue Controlled)

Blue Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Teleporter

Undying [AG]

Neutral Area: Trapped by Pillow

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 3 (Blue Controlled)

Engie [AG]

Talist [AG]

Red Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Piono/Deimos [AG]

Trip [AG]

Infinity [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 12 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Earl [AG]

Kayne [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Duck [AG]

Feraligatr: Auraxian Weapon Terminal [AG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Damacyn [AG]

Spalttered UFO [N]

Mecha Giant: 16 500/ 50 000. Armored. Rooted. [PG]

Red Spawn 2:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 4 (Red Controlled)

Laitome/Telmoai [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Mecha Spiders: 16 000/ 16 000. Webweave: 1/3. x2, 12 500/ 16 000. Webweave: 1/3. x1 [PG]

Red Spawn 1:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 5 (Red Controlled)

edited 16th Oct '15 2:15:23 AM by Tabbune

Hmm... I don't seem to be the one to know what stats to give that would befit the number of charges it took. Any pointers/recommendations?

edited 16th Oct '15 3:33:23 AM by EarlOfSandvich

"Son of a..."

I take advantage of the Giant being stunned to pull out a rocket launcher and fire a barrage of rockets at the Giant.

Weapon: 28/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun. (+1 from Piono and Earl)

Kill Sat: 67/100 {Charging... (54%)}

• 1 to Piono, Earl, and Talist.

I'd assume it's 1000 hp per charge.

In this case,

The almight Black Wall, Akantor, bursts through the ground with a threatening growl, before inhaling, and emitting an extremely powerful blast-roar, that has the added affect of nullifying elemental properties on those it hits.

Akantor: 75,000 HP/75,000

REX: 21/100

I prepare another BUFF for defense.

Defense boost: 1/3

• 1 Piono, Earl, Talist

edited 16th Oct '15 4:27:27 AM by Trip

Just when I was going to Eureka my way back to my nest, The Iron Giant grab me like a toy.

"Aww fuuuAAAARGh! My ribs!!!""
But suddently, I have an idea... An Eureka moment!

I lift my arm wielding the Eureka Effect and shout "EUREKA!!" In the most hammy way possible, hoping the thunder will short circuit the giant and teleport me to safety.

Meanwhile the sentry just finished to build itself and the company of young heroes are settling the dispute with a tournament of arm-wrestling.

Engie Nest 7/10
"The Guys" 4/10

(On the topic of stats: It's a gut call.)

I continue shotgunning the Mecha Giant

• 1 to Piono, Kayne, Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 75/200

Jetpack(charging): 18

Plasma Rifle (charge held): 10/10

The Marissa jumps away and Cain calls down a sniper barrage on the Mech Giant via the STU system.

edited 16th Oct '15 3:42:34 PM by agigabyte

60/200 40/50

I attack the spiders with a can of corrosive acid.

• 1 to ripsaw, infinity and trip

189/? for potential

23/? for undecided

((aw man... tabbune, I tried to use everybody else's attacks to make it one massive combo attack to increase the total damage output... Oh well...))

Deimos turns around. "That thing isn't dead yet? You've got to be kidding me we must have dropped a metric ton of explosives on it."

Deimos decides to do another crazy something, runs right up to the mecha giant, and, taking advantage of one of the holes in the plating that is obviously there by this point considering how the explosives were set up, and jabs an electric probe into the giant, whips up his laptop, and jabs in a very malicious line of coding.

Donotdeletethis.bin

Because there is anti-virus software on the mecha giant (All of the Godmodder's bots, boss variant or no have been shown to have these) the file is, of course, deleted, which because of the screwy fiction-land way that coding works in the fictional multiverse, allows the file to latch onto the anti-virus software as it attempts to kill it, burrowing inside the software and preventing it from removing the malicious binary file. (and as the mechs run on coding originating in Minecraft, that means that they can run binary files too, since the don't run on... say, threes, fifteens and tomatoes)

The file finally activates its true purpose, and as the bewildered AI within the skull of the mecha giant desperately tries to figure out what wrong, it finally realizes what it is that is going wrong when all of its armor plating suddenly ejects at high speed.

Then it finally manages to delete the file.

Alrighty then.

Painis Cupcake: 100,000/100,000 HP

I "POW! HAHA!" the Giant.

Painkiller: 28/500 (+4 from various sources)

1/55 I charge up a new attack.

+1 each to Ripsaw, Sacredspirit123 and Trip

taking advantage of Piono's labtop-probe, I ask him to inject a command into the AI's brain. Knowing the systems of block-based games akin to Minecraft, it is easy to write the correct command.

the code:

for (i=x-4;i<=x+4;i+=1) { for (j=z-4;j<=z+4;j+=1) { for (k=y-1;k<=y+8;k+=1) { collisionBlocks[i,j,k].solid = true; } } }

for (i=x-3;i<=x+3;i+=1) { for (j=z-3;j<=z+3;j+=1) { for (k=y;k<=y+7;k+=1) { collisionBlocks[i,j,k].solid = false; } } }

this code accomplishes the purpose of making the blocks surrounding it solid. This means the AI for the giant will believe there is a wall in that spot. Unfortunately, this world is not minecraft and so altering its perceptive minecraft systems (aka wall collision detection) will not be fixed by it's regular scan of the surrounding regions, and due to their being no real wall there, it cannot destroy the wall (but it can try). The wall extends 8 blocks above it's base with a solid ceiling and one block beneath it (in case it tries to burrow through the floor). Feel free to adjust it slightly if my size estimations are off.

A slab cut of the walls

888888888

800000008

800000008

800000008

800010008

800000008

800000008

800000008

888888888

1 = center of robot

8 = 'solid' block

0 = 'empty' block

386 8*4*32 + 9*9*2 Solid Blocks (Mecha Giant's Mind)

solid: true;

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING: 5/INT_MAX

edited 16th Oct '15 12:59:35 PM by TheGreatDuck

I throw old furniture at the Mecha Giant.

Project Starfall: 98/450 +1 from Earl HINT: 50 48 41 53 45 20 54 57 4f 3a 20 68 74 74 70 73 3a 2f 2f 77 77 77 2e 79 6f 75 74 75 62 65 2e 63 6f 6d 2f 77 61 74 63 68 3f 76 3d 42 32 6a 56 62 53 49 39 48 34 6f

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 11/45

• 3 to Earl

"You guys look like you've got this."

I move to the next area, and push the mecha spiders into their own webs.