Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Piono, Kayne, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 77/80
Willow: 103/()
Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Um... Rather than planting bombs all over this guy, I have a better idea. Ignore it. Why do we have to destroy it? The Giant isn't in any point we have to capture. We could also just teleport it out.

=-=-=-=IUPC=-=-=-=

Wilson nods, half listening.

Okay... I could probably find it. ... Hm... is this supposed...

Taking a breath, Wilson shoves his foxfire covered paw right up against his Hosi-No-Tama, which causes it to light up on fire as though it was cobbled together out of match heads, wood shavings, and crumpled bits of paper.

Ah... how nice... Was this what I was supposed to do?

He then grabs it and holds it in his mouth, seemingly unfazed by the flames, seemingly concentrating on something.

I look at the spiders then the tea and give a non-threatening wave and smile.

Greetings gentlemen, do you mind if I join you?

I pull up a chair out of nowhere, pull out my own cup, and take a seat at the tea table.

Thank you for letting me join you, it is hard to find any semblance of civilized behavior in this area. Now how are your days going?

edited 13th Oct '15 9:02:51 PM by Laitome

"I'm willing to bet that it's programmed to 'wake up' as soon as we try to capture the next point."

(My intents have been revealed... Yeah, my plotline is quite predictable...)

57/200 37/50

I start building traps to protect the neutral area. Bear traps, pit falls, poison dart dispensers, and a fEw gas mines.

Walker: 36/200 (+2 from people)

I lament how bad I am at remembering to play this game, then head to wherever there are enemies, accompanied by Mallard (AKA the 125-post charge that seems like a perfectly ordinary duck).

anyone mind explaining the situation? I'm really lost.

Anti Ninja is incompetent

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Kayne heals the Antichamber for 3000

(What are you doing, Damacyn?)

Deimos goes to Red Spawn 3 and straps C4 to the Mecha Giant.

Trip goes to Red Spawn 3 and straps additional C4 to the Mecha Giant

Infinity and the Green Devil moves to Red Spawn 3 and plants a C4 on the Mecha Giant

Ripsaw finishes his teleporter. If someone makes another teleporter, it can be used for quick travel.

Jon moves to Red Spawn 3 and attempts to push the Mecha Giant to the train tracks. You're gonna need help, bro. 3 more free action to mov. (Wait there's train tracks?)

Shadow moves to Red Spawn 3 and emits sleeping gas to tranquilize the Mecha Giant

Duck moves to Neutral Area. Red Spawn 3 unaccesible from current location.

Earl moves to Red Spawn 3 and prepares to take down the Mecha Giant

Talist tries to convince the others to ignore the Mecha Giant.

Telmoai tries to speak with the Mecha Spiders. Uhmm... They don't look happy. Maybe they have broken translators? One of the spiders punce on Telmoai, reducing his damage next turn.

Pillow sets up traps in the Neutral Area.

Engie spawns on Blue Spawn 3 and movess to the Neutral Area. Start at a spawn, please. (Stats on Mallard?)

(Duck:Basically, we're playing a TF 2 match against the Mecha Mobs.)

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End of Turn:

The Green Devil snipes the Mecha Giant for 1500 damage.

The Antichamber attacks the Mecha Giant for 4000 damage.

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Battlefield

Blue Spawn 1:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3

Control Point 1 (Blue Controlled.)

Blue Spawn 2:

To Blue Spawn 1, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 2 (Blue Controlled)

Blue Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Teleporter

Ripsaw [AG]

Undying [AG]

Neutral Area: Trapped by Pillow

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 3 (Blue Controlled)

Kayne [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Feraligatr: Auraxian Weapon Terminal [AG]

Damacyn [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Duck [AG]

Engie [AG]

Red Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Talist [AG]

Piono/Deimos [AG]

Trip [AG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000 [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 30 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Earl [AG]

Mecha Giant: 44 000/ 50 000. Armored. Sleeping. 3 Layer of C4. 1/4 to move. [PG]

Red Spawn 2:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 4 (Red Controlled)

Laitome/Telmoai [AG]

Mecha Spiders: 16 000/ 16 000. Webweave: 0/3. x3 [PG]

Red Spawn 1:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 5 (Red Controlled)

edited 14th Oct '15 1:36:44 AM by Tabbune

5/50 Watergate Brand Beer | 10/50 Dr. Ned (+1 by Talist)

IUPC

The Elsen takes out the map again. If he's lucky, most of these scribbles can be erased. He pulls out a pen, a tiny bulb attached on it's end, which the Elsen presses.

"Did this pen even have an e-eraser function?"

The bulb emits a crimson light when activated. The Elsen holds the bulb end of the pen over certain points on the map. Afterwards, most scribbles have been removed, all but those drawn with ink.

"It's better, though i r-really should let someone add an ink erasing function to it. Alas, thank god for Jim, i g-guess."

Blitzkrieg

Movin' on to Red Spawn 3, healing the Antichamber again.

(Can i add an Ubercharge function to my medigun? You can choose how it works Mr. Tabbune, sir!)

(+1 to Ripsaw, Ryujin and Jondanger)

(I'm trying to build a fully levelled engie nest, but technically the dispenser is already operational and ready to heal anyone who need it)

"Yes! Almost level 3!" I say while frantically smashing the poor dispenser with the wrench.

Somewhere in the Ural Mountain, a company of young heroes are arguing on wich seat they want to be.

Engie Nest 4/10 (+1 from trip)
"The Guys" 2/10

+1 to trip.

Akantor: 72/75

REX: 19/100

I shoot up a BUFFING SPELL to BUFF UP MY MUSCLES.

• 1 to Sacred, Kayne, Engie

I refill my metal supply from the spawn locker, move to the neutral area and start setting up a Turret.

• 1 to Sandvich, Piono, Kayne

Point Singularity Projector: 71/200

Jetpack (charging): 16

Plasma Rifle (held): 10/10

Cain uses a charge on both items to make a Marissa Roberts and have it attack the mecha spiders, and if it survives that, protect him.

Library Card 1/10

SDQF Storage System 1/20

• 1 to trip, infinity, and ripsaw

177/? for potential

21/? for undecided

Deimos scratches his head when it becomes apparent that the mecha giant just isn't waking up.

"Huh, well how about that, let's see what other stuff I've got, shall I?"

Deimos begins emptying his inventory (yay hacks!) of explosives, unloading a large assortment of C4, C5, C23 and various other C# explosives, in addition to a number of grenades, landmines and various others before stopping when a missile thuds to the top of the pile. "Okay, I know I didn't come in with this much stuff."

IUPC

I don't think anything super-pertinent to Eric and Hank has happened just yet.

Mallard is a duck. Visually, at any rate. I'd rather not spoil the secret, but it's safe to assume he's far more powerful than he looks.

I head to red spawn 3, and shoot a shrink ray at the mecha giant.

I do remember there being trains on Freight, but whatever.

A UFO abducts the Mecha Giant. THE ENEMY IS IN THE BEAM.

Project Starfall: 95/450 +1 from Earl, +1 from Kayne

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 9/45

• 2 to Kayne, +1 to Earl

I pull out a Scottish Resistance and use it to attach a large amount of stickybombs to the Mecha Giant. I then receive a notification that my satellite's cannon has reached 50% charge.

"Excellent."

The Green Devil watches.

Weapon: 21/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun. (+1 from Piono, Earl, and Talist)

Kill Sat: 65/100 {Charging... (50%)}

• 1 to Piono, Earl, and Talist.

edited 14th Oct '15 4:03:39 PM by InfinityRyujin

58/200 38/50

I head to red spawn 1. When I get there I shoot whatever is alive there with a candelabra shooting crossbow. I hope none of them have Gibus. That's my weakness.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +1 total. Piono, Kayne, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 78/80
Willow: 105/()
Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Sigh... I go back to the neutral area.

=-=-=IUPC=-=-=

Due to the nature of Wilson's 'voice', he can still speak even with his Hosi-No-Tama in his mouth.

Could I... borrow the map then? It is a map, right?

Wilson sits down and tilts his head up towards the ceiling. A very slight aura of light started to form around Wilson, drawing itself in like its own quicksand pit. A soft trickle of light seemed to drip from the ceiling as though it was a stream of water. After a few brief moments, the light stopped and Wilson's Hosi-No-Tama was glowing with a soft white, somewhat like if the check engine light was pearl white in that it was just bright enough to be noticeable, but dim enough to not seem particularly important. Wilson, after seeming to do mental gymnastics defining three dimensional shapes and colors in his mind, suddenly yelped a little and dropped his Hosi-No-Tama as it grew hotter in his mouth. It fell to the floor and shattered in a condensed, soft snowstorm of light. Once that subsided, the pearl like stone that had been Wilson's Hosi-No-Tama had been replaced by two small gemstones, black like an ender portal. Also like an ender portal, they seemed to have specks of other colors floating inside that changed based on how the light fell on them and the viewer's angle. The gemstones were mostly spherical, but had holes in the middles.

Huh... After a year or so, I finally managed to change that. Now I need a jeweler...

Somewhere, very, very far away and possibly in a non-canon timeline, Inari could tell that Wilson had managed to divert some of her power to his own means. It wasn't much, but it worried her slightly. Every other time, she had willing provided Wilson's more divine powers, but she didn't technically have to provide it willingly. At least it proved he was still alive. Plus, it gave her something to work off of for tracking him down.

98/100 (+3 from others) I received the final video feed of where the RED Team was. Everyone is dead, so whatever the Medic did, to his posthumous credit, it must've worked. Then I heard a faint sound, which I made out to be "Pain is cupcake", whatever that means...

20/500 Painkiller

I use the Tomislav on the giant.

+1 each to piono, Taoist and Trip

edited 14th Oct '15 9:18:06 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Enters red zone three while holding sword high!

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING: 4/INT_MAX

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 26/50

Independence through Force: 25/60

I take my Equipment Term and head to Red Spawn 3.

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

Anti Ninja

Due to late update, everyone gets a +1 from me.

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Kayne moves to Red Spawn 3 and heals the Antichamber for 3000. (I guess your heal can overheal? Probably giving your medigun an option to give damage mitigation armor.)

Damacyn continues on his dispenser. (They need a free action to use it, right? You don't need to "work" on it that way, and I prefer not to have too many free-action-built stuff. See the Elemental Chainaxe from Dt G:TVT.)

Trip buffs himself up, giving him a prep-crit next turn.

Ripsaw moves to Neutral Area and attempts to make a Turret. The Server gives him a prep-crit next turn instead. (Sorry, but please no more free-action-build stuff.)

Cain moves to Red Spawn 2 and makes a temporary Marissa Robberts to attack the Mecha Spiders, dealing 3000 damage. (Range is a thing. Move to the area of your target, please.)

Deimos straps another layer of explosives to the Mecha Giant. The detonator's on your hand, sir. Blow it up on your call.

(Engie: You'll have to tell me somewhere somehow sometime... Otherwise I can't say how balanced the thing is...)

Fseftr moves to Red Spawn 3 and shrink rays the Mecha Giant. No idea what that's gonna do, son. Then the server lets out a surprised gasping voice as...

Jon calls in a UFO to abduct the Mecha Giant. It is sucked in for a while before waking up and instantly revert the shrink. It then crushes the UFO. A gooey splatter and a faint scream is heard from inside. It begins to rampage, but the drop makes him stuck in ground, rooting him.

Infinity puts another layer of explosives on the Mecha Giant by spraying stickybombs on it. He microes the Green Devil to watch and not attack.

Pillow attempts to move to Red Spawn 1. He is brought to Red Spawn 2 instead. Follow the path, obey speed limits. There's no path to your destination from your place.

Talist sighs at the crew for not ignoring the Mecha Giant and leaves to the Neutral Area.

Earl does a prep-critted 2500 damage to the Mecha Giant.

Duck enters Red Spawn 3.

Feraligatr brings his Weapon Terminal and heads to Red Spawn 3. (You still haven't answered my question...)

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End of Turn:

The Antichamber attacks the Mecha Giant for 4000.

The Mecha Giant swats the Antichamber for 30 000 damage. I think Talist was right to not disturb the thing...

The Mecha Spiders runs around, reducing damage taken.

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Battlefield

Blue Spawn 1:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3

Control Point 1 (Blue Controlled.)

Blue Spawn 2:

To Blue Spawn 1, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 2 (Blue Controlled)

Blue Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Teleporter

Undying [AG]

Neutral Area: Trapped by Pillow

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 3 (Blue Controlled)

Damacyn [AG]

Engie [AG]

Ripsaw [AG]

Talist [AG]

Red Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Piono/Deimos [AG]

Trip [AG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000 [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 3 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Earl [AG]

Kayne [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Duck [AG]

Feraligatr: Auraxian Weapon Terminal [AG]

Spalttered UFO [N]

Mecha Giant: 38 500/ 50 000. Armored. 5 Layer of explosivez. Rooted. [PG]

Red Spawn 2:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 4 (Red Controlled)

Laitome/Telmoai [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Pillow [AG]

Mecha Spiders: 16 000/ 16 000. Webweave: 1/3. x2, 13 000/ 16 000. Webweave: 1/3. x1 [PG]

Red Spawn 1:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 5 (Red Controlled)

edited 15th Oct '15 4:10:19 AM by Tabbune

Akantor: 75/75

The earth trembles below the Red Spawn 3, as something gigantic burrows its way to the spot.

Metal Gear REX: 20/100

"Holy shit somebody blow the guy up."

I begin winding up a Very Strong Punch to use that crit.

• 1 Engie, Talist, and Earl