Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

55/200 35/50

I throw a bomb at the mechs

Anti Ninja

—

Feraligatr bombards a Mecha with grenades. 3000 damage.

Damacyn prepares his next assault, dealing extra damage next turn. His summons gets noped. (No Free Action summoning. That would quickly fill up the field.)

Duck spawns in the Neutral Area. Defaulted to AG. Summoned to Neutral to save time.

Infinity grabs a piece of metal from the Guard Orotic and smack a Mecha's eye with it. 3000 damage!

Kayne continues shooting a mecha for 3000 damage.

Fseftr snipes a mecha for a mini-critted 4000 damage.

Trip moves to Blue Spawn 3.

Jondanger heals the Antichamber for 3000

Pillow fires a bomb at a Mecha for 3000 damage.

—

End of turn:

The Antichamber last hits a Mecha Zombie.

The Green Devil deals 3500 damage to the remaining Mecha Zombie.

The Classy Gentleman hits a Mecha Zomhie for 4 400 damage.

The Mecha Zombie kills the Classy Gentleman and knockbacks Duck to Spawn 3.

—

Battlefield

Blue Spawn 1:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3

Control Point 1 (Blue Controlled.)

Blue Spawn 2:

To Blue Spawn 1, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 2 (Blue Controlled)

Blue Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Ripsaw [AG]: Teleporter progress: 2/3.

Undying [AG]

Trip [AG]

Duck [AG]

Neutral Area:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 3 (Contested)

Piono/Deimos [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 27 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Earl [AG]

Kayne [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Laitome/Telmoai [AG]

Talist [AG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000 [AG]

Pillow: [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Feraligatr [AG]

Damacyn [AG]

Mecha Zombie: 27 100/35 000, Knockback: 0/2 x1[PG]

Red Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Red Spawn 2:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 4 (Red Controlled)

Red Spawn 1:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 5 (Red Controlled)

edited 12th Oct '15 1:27:46 AM by Tabbune

Damacyn is a bit saddened by the lack of Generic Soldiers in this map, but the show must go on!
He plant a dispenser in a protected area near the control point, shooting zombies now and then when they get near and whacking them with the Eureka if they get too near.
"What'sa in mha poket?" He says in a texan accent so bad, that the people in Austin are cringing in pain.
The walkie-talkie! Maybe he can ask for help!
"Da, vhat you vant???" Ask a bored russian on the walkie-talkie.
"Huuu... I could use some help here, I'm..."
"Yeah ve know vhere you are, ve vill send some guys"
"But how you know-"
"Your vodka is bugged"
Well, I guess that antenna on the cap was pretty suspicious!
"The guys vill arrive... Dunno... 10 turns maybe, have fun! *klunk*"
"..."

"The Guys" 0/10
Nest 1/10

edited 12th Oct '15 2:07:06 AM by Damacyn

Akantor: 62/75

REX: 18/100

I shoot the Mecha Zombie in the dick.

• 1 Engie, Pillow, and Jondanger

I whack a Mecha Zombie upside the head with a baseball bat.

Project Starfall: 93/450 +1 from Trip

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 7/45

• 3 to Trip

Hey, what happened to my last post? You never even mentioned my rocket juggling...

• 1 to infinity, talist and trip

165/? for potential

19/? for undecided

Deimos shrugs and just keeps unloading fire into the mecha zombies

"Hey, I should be on the battlefield, whatever your name is."

I continue complaining to the Mecha Zombie, making him jump off a conveniently placed cliff.

I realize I've been idling for a brief moment. I hurriedly return and "POW! HAHA!" one of the zombies and punch the rest with my fists.

88/100 (+5 from various sources) The Medic has informed me that he finished souping up his RED Team. I pay him an exorbitant sum for the team to defect to BLU given the situation at hand. Then I hear that something's gone awry with the Soldier. "Puzzle in the Caves" is playing...

18/500 The sawblade wheels are looking rather good.

+1 each to Jondanger23, Kayne and Trip

edited 12th Oct '15 3:24:14 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I head towards the fighting while pulling a sword from behind my back.

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING: 2/INT_MAX

I put the piece of metal I used last turn in my inventory, and then I pull out a Loch-N'-Load and shoot the Mecha-Zombie with it. The Green Devil snipes the Mecha-Zombie.

Weapon: 15/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun. (+1 from Trip)

Kill Sat: 62/100 {Charging... (44%)}

+1 to Talist, +1 to Piono, +1 to Trip

edited 12th Oct '15 5:50:08 PM by InfinityRyujin

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +7 total. Piono, Kayne, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 77/80
Willow: 103/()
Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Seriously? There's only one zombie left. I go to Red Spawn 3.

=-=-=-=IUPC=-=-=-=

Hm...

Wilson looks up in happy thoughts.

Maybe I should go visit... I probably spend too long down underground with my potions. It would be good for me to go out and interact with the town some more...

On seeing his Hosi-No-Tama reacting, Wilson holds his foxfire close to it, causing it to glow brighter. But apart from that, nothing happens.

56/200 36/50

I commit the suicide taunt on the final mech, killing him and I. I am suspended from action for one turn of respawn time.

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 25/50

Independence through Force: 24/60

Auraxian Equipment Terminal: 10/10

I mourn the Gentleman's death. It's always a shame to loose a mortal being. Being a completely immortal and respawning being is nice, fun, convenient, etc.; but you lose tons of friends and allies that way.

I summon an Auraxian Equipment Terminal. It is not an entity and can only be interfaced by someone matrixed into the Auraxian Matrix System, like myself. This will make it far easier to get Auraxian weapons and loadouts without having to summon another. I can move the terminal to anywhere I please, but it takes a turn to move it. Other entities summon by me can still attack though. Changing my loadout is a free action and does not stop me from attacking.

I continue my assault with my Thumper. I attack the zombies with a barrage of grenades from distance. My terminal is near me, but is being unused ATM.

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

I walk past the mach and move to red spawn 2 and control point 2.

34/100

123/1500

• 3 to pillow Trade?

Antininja

—

Damacyn hits a Mecha Zombie for a prep-critted 4500 damage.

Trip does a crotch shot on a Mecha Zombie. Whoops, no crotch shots, don't even bother imagining Mecha Zombie genitalias.

Jondanger baseball bats a Mecha Zombie for 3000 damage.

Deimos keeps shooting the Mecha Zombie. 3000 damage. (I did... right? Post 1242? Yours was post 1231, right? I just didn't do the juggling part.)

Fseftr complains about not being in the field. My name is unimportant. Not unimportant as in you call me unimportant, but unimportant in that you do not need to know. And apologies. He spawns in the Neutral Area and complains to the zombie, somehow causing 3500 damage to it, not enough to cause suicides, though.

Earl punches the only Mecha Zombie for 3000 damage.

Duck prepares to fight.

Infinity shoots the Mecha Zombie for 3000 damage.

Talist goes to Red Spawn 3, he finds a sleeping Mecha Giant. Hey, getting a sneak attack on that thing could give you an advantage in combat... The Server whispers.

Pillow suicide-taunts the Mecha Zombie. He is unaffected because he has no heart. You don't die, though.

Feraligatr grenades a Mecha Zombie for 3000 damage. He then summons Auraxian Weapon Terminal. (What is it for? Overglorified RP armory?)

Laitome moves to Red Spawn 2. He sees three Mecha Spiders.

—

End of Turn:

The Antichamber does 6000 damage to the Mecha Zombie.

The Green Devil snipes the Mecha Zombie and last hits it.

Control Point 3 has been captured by Blue. Wait... what? I remember saying that someone needs to specifically capture it... Oh well, no matters. Press the attack!

The Mecha Spiders are startled as they're having tea when Telmoai broke in.

—

Battlefield

Blue Spawn 1:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3

Control Point 1 (Blue Controlled.)

Blue Spawn 2:

To Blue Spawn 1, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 2 (Blue Controlled)

Blue Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Ripsaw [AG]: Teleporter progress: 2/3.

Undying [AG]

Trip [AG]

Duck [AG]

Neutral Area:

To Blue Spawn 2, Blue Spawn 3, Red Spawn 3, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 3 (Contested)

Piono/Deimos [AG]

Jondanger: The Antichamber: HP: 27 000/ 42 000 [AG]

Earl [AG]

Kayne [AG]

Sacred/The Party [AG]

Infinity: Green Devil: 6 000/ 6 000 [AG]

Pillow: [AG]

Agigabyte/Cain [AG]

Feraligatr: Auraxian Weapon Terminal [AG]

Damacyn [AG]

Fseftr [AG]

Red Spawn 3:

To Neutral Area

Talist [AG]

Mecha Giant: 50 000/ 50 000. Armored. Sleeping. [PG]

Red Spawn 2:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 3, Neutral Area

Control Point 4 (Red Controlled)

Laitome/Telmoai [AG]

Mecha Spiders: 16 000/ 16 000. Webweave: 0/3. x3 [PG]

Red Spawn 1:

To Red Spawn 1, Red Spawn 2

Control Point 5 (Red Controlled)

edited 13th Oct '15 1:49:17 AM by Tabbune

3/50 Watergate Brand Beer | 8/50 Dr. Ned (+1 by Earl, Talist)

IUPC

"W-well, if you have the time, you can v-visit the St. Turbo Hospital whenever you want. If you know where it is. I have a map..."

The Elsen takes a look at the map. It still has enough scribbles on it to obscure everything, and that won't change anytime soon.

"Forget the map."

-

Blitzkrieg

The Medic heals the Antichamber with the medigun before returning to Earl's heavy.

(+1 to Talist, Trip and Earl)

edited 13th Oct '15 1:34:57 AM by Kayne

After some quick whacks on the sloooowly building dispenser it finally reach Level 1, even if it's a long way before level 3 it can be already used to replenish ammo and health (can do?).

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Ural Mountains, a company of young heroes are preparing for war.

Engie Nest 2/10
"The Guys" 1/10.

edited 13th Oct '15 2:05:49 AM by Damacyn

• 1 to infinity, talist and trip

168/? for potential

20/? for undecided

Deimos charges into Red Spawn 3... and then slows down as he sees the sleeping mecha giant. He motions over his mouth "sh... I have an idea.." and begins pulling out packets of C4. After a few minutes, the mecha is still sleeping, and now has a C4 mustache and beard. ((Let's get as many attack actions onto it as possible before it wakes up!))

IUPC

Hank and Eric are still discussing matters semi-quietly...

edited 13th Oct '15 2:44:52 PM by pionoplayer

Akantor: 69(hurr)/75

REX: 18/100

I head to Red Spawn 3, aiding Piono in his explosive escapades, placing down some extra C4

• 2 to Piono because explosion friends, and + 1 to Damacyn

The Green Devil moves to a sniper perch in the Red Spawn 3 area, while I continue to strap C4 to the Mecha Giant.

Weapon: 17/30 Hint: Pointy things are fun. (+1 from Talist)

Kill Sat: 64/100 {Charging... (48%)}

+2 to Piono, +1 to Talist.

edited 13th Oct '15 4:32:58 AM by InfinityRyujin

((Apologies for the long absence - being sick sucks))

I finish my "Telahportah" entrance.

• 1 to Piono, Trip, Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 68/200

Jetpack (charging): 15

Plasma Rifle (Held): 10/10

I go to Red Spawn 3 and push the Mecha Giant onto the train tracks while it's sleeping.

Project Starfall: 92/450 +1 from Earl

This Mixtape Is On Fire: 8/45

• 3 to Earl.

Force of Nature: 49/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 49/? Hint: —

The Party follows Deimos, and Shadow grins, telepathically contacting him.

   'Heh. Alright.'   

He narrows his eyes, and sweeps his arm, causing a mist of sleeping gas to pour from his sleeve.

   'Hopefully this will tranquilize it. How do Robots sleep, anyway?'   

Plus three to Phoenix.

I make my way to red spawn 3.

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING: 3/MAX_INT

I head to Red Spawn 3, pocket medic by the side in preparation to take down the Giant.

94/100 (+5 from various sources) I radioed the Medic again to see what update there is. In the background, I hear panicked screams and a good amount of carnage while "Demon Resident Minecart" plays. The Medic quickly tried to explain the situation before being cut off, resulting in static.

19/500 Painkiller

+1 each to InfinityRyujin, Jondanger23 and Ripsaw