Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Now I pull out an SMG and fire a clip's worth of bullets at the Champion. My summons use their attacks on the same targets that they attacked last turn.

Green Devil: 13/15 (+1 from Piono and Talist)

Kill Sat: 43/100 {Charging... (6%)}

• 1 to Piono, Trip, and Talist.

• 2 to infinity, +1 to trip

131/? for potential

22/? for undecided

Deimos, having finished killing the spawner, turns to one of the shamblers, "Hey ugly!" Is attention is quickly grabbed by a grenade to the side of the head. As it turns to face him, it is hit in the face by a high velocity large-impact shockwave rocket, that tips it over backwards. (combo opener. If someone else jumps off of this attack to make one of their own, both posts get a damage boost, otherwise, this one does minimal damage)

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Hank nods. The forecast calls for rain in less than an hour, and it looks like a pretty good thunderhead too.

There are some light footsteps, and Eric comes down the stairs. His eyes are dark, like he hasn't slept in days, and he looks very unkept. Eric, I thought we agreed, no more time loops. You have five books full of every type of runic spell you could think of, you're going to kill yourself like this.

Eric blinks angrily. What I do with my magic is my business and mine al at which point he misses a step, teeters for a second, but because of having spent several days straight of personal time with no sleep at all, he fails to regain his balance, and topples down the last two steps. Fine. I'll get some sleep. What did you come here for?

Hank folds his arms, No. I'm not going to tell you until you get some rest. Eric stands up. I've knocked you out before to keep you from doing stupid things, don't think I won't do it now. Eric sighs, all the energy draining out of him. Fine, you win. He raises his hand, speaks a runeword, and a small portal appears to the small home Eric had built for himself. He steps through it, and the portal closes.

Hank sits back against the wall.gorilla What am I going to do?

edited 1st Oct '15 4:56:24 PM by pionoplayer

New Rule: Attacks with no/random target is nerfed amd hits a random target.

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Undying shoots the Spawner for 3000

Trip throws a rock at the Spawner for 4000

Shadow launches a wave of air, dealing 3000 damage and knocking it off the Heart.

Ripsaw shoots the Champion for 2500

Pillow shines light at the spawns, killing 15. They're not called Glintless for not shining. They're what our ancestors call them.

Agigabyte attacks a Spawner for 3000

Jondanger blows up a Spawn, killing 20 of them in the explosion.

Piono opens fire on a Spawner, dealing 3500 with his barrage of attacks.

Infinity attacks the Spawner for 3000 and micros his summons.

Talist asks Channa on what the crystal is. It is basically the source of mana for most things in this world. Trees here feed on mana as well as the normal stuff. Alaxian Elementals are born from mana being concentrated and given life by the Heart. And the Glintlesses are beings from beyond, which sometimes come to this plane to feed. They're attracted by the mana here.

Trip headbutts a Spawner for 3000

Ripsaw sprays bolt shells around, killing 15 Spawns.

Feraligatr calls a classy Gentleman to attack. It gets bounced back. (Refunded. Please give stats.)

Infinity SM Gs the Champion for 3000 damage. The summons only attacks once per update.

Deimos initiates a combo attack but has no followup. 2000 damage to a Shambler.

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End of turn:

The Heart summons an Elemental and a Dragon.

Anka, Channa, Tabbune, the Elementals and the Dragons join forces and destroys the Spawner, the injured Shambler and a healthy one, and 50 of the Spawns.

Anka rallies the nearby villagers, summoning 50 Warriors and making them do double damage.

Channa heals every AG for 2000.

The Warriors wipes out the spawns.

The Champion then commands the Shamblers, and then they kill all the Warriors.

And then, silence. The Champion seems to be growing. Tentacles and arms sprouts out. It's injured parts regenerate. As the transformation happens, the sprouting tentacles smashes the other Glintlesses with complete disregard. The Glintless Champion is buffed significantly.

The Rainbow Devil and the Guard Orotic deals 5 000 damage to the Champion.

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Battlefield

Alaxia

Alaxia's Heart: 475 000/ 750 000 Call of the Heart: 0/2. [AG]

Tabbune: 19 000/ 25 000. Spell Flurry: 1/3. Alaxia's Chosen: 4/10 [AG]

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. Rally and Inspire: 0/4. [AG]

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. Light's Blessing: 0/2 [AG]

Alaxian Dragons: 25 000/ 25 000 x1, 17 000/ 25 000 x8 [AG]

Alaxian Elementals: 19 000/ 25 000 x11 [AG]

Glintless Champion: 293 500/ 300 000 Devastate: 4/7 [PG]

Infinity: Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party

Pillow

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Jondanger

Trip

Deimos

Daydre

Shiny: 100P Token

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

edited 2nd Oct '15 5:53:54 AM by Tabbune

((I need to get more reliable posting in...))

"Did you notice that?" "Notice what?" "Then it looks like I'll have to rush things a bit." "What?"

I check the Glintless Champion for weakpoints.

The Sergal Knight charges at the Glintless Champion. "For victory~"

57/150: Class Cards (Include) (+1 from Piono)

12/25: A Small Patch of Alhambran Darkness

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get +1 each, since I don't bother to change my gifted charges around.

edited 2nd Oct '15 10:36:56 AM by The_Hyena_King

I rip off a long burst of fire at the Champion.

• 1 to Trip, Sandvich, engie

Point Singularity Projector: 59/200

Jetpack (discharging): 15

Plasma Rifle: 6/10

Sorry, I said Shadow hit the champion with an air blast. Why was I not regarded in the update?

Force of Nature: 39/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 39/? Hint: —

   "Wow. Borderline Eldritch Abomination on our hands here. This is dangerous. I guess my Code of Honor doesn't apply here."   

Shadow jumps up and sends a spray of energy-shuriken at the Champion's tentacles. Arkus turns to an Alaxian ally urgently.

"How do we defeat that monstrosity‽"

Plus three to Phoenix.

edited 2nd Oct '15 8:30:34 AM by SacredSpirit123

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +1 total. Jon Danger, Trip, Infinity Rujin First Companion: 62/80 Willow: 80/() Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Can additional mana be generated for these creatures? Can the mana of the Heart be masked? Can the Heart be moved?

I also realize that Willow would have done something, so she'll be my action. She is not an entity. Not yet anyway.
=-=-=-=Willow=-=-=-=
   HM. THEY SEEM TO BE IN TROUBLE. THIS WILL BE SOME NICE PRACTICE.   

She flies through the portal and lands, skidding to a stop, next to Shadow. After looking at him briefly, she starts trying to channel something. Then, she swings her claws wide through the air and a brief green light shines in front of the Glintless Champion and a few more energy shurikens fly out of it and strike the Champion, similarly to how Shadow did it. But, they aren't as powerful as the original, which makes Willow seem disappointed.
=-=-=-=IUPC=-=-=-=
Storms aren't as good because I can't go outside during them. But they'll still great. It's so nice to watch the rain and lightning from inside. I don't know why exactly.

Now that his attention isn't so focused on his Hosi-no-Tama, he hears Eric on the top of the steps and says,
Hello Er-

But Hank cuts him off. Wilson's ears and tail fall slight as he realizes this is going to be an argument. When Eric falls over, Wilson runs towards him, but shuffles away again when he gets up and then spends the rest of the argument looking down at his paws while tapping them nervously. He blinks slightly when Hank swears, but otherwise makes no noticeable response. After a few moments of silence, he edges towards Hank and looks up at him.

\\ This might not be my place... but... um... It will be alright. No matter what you're worried about, I'm sure you'll be able to find the best solution. And... if you want my help, I'll be happy to give it. Just, what exactly is the problem?

edited 2nd Oct '15 8:48:31 AM by Talist

• 1 to talist, sacred and ripsaw.

132/? for potential

23/? for undecided

Deimos curses at the champion going into super mode, and looks at the others. "Hey! If we team up on it this isn't going to suck as much!" He charges up to the glintless champion and launches a flare up into it's face, and fires a small barrage of the knockback missiles immediately thereafter. (combo opener: more that one person can latch onto the combo, but in order to join in the combo, you have to say that you are, and in order to do so effectively, you have to actually build off the previous person's attack)

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Hank looks over at Wilson. Sorry Wilson, I know you don't like fighting... you have no idea how hard it is to keep people alive, and my job right now is to keep one of the biggest idiots I know alive. He sits up a little more upright. You're a proper member of the IUPC, you have every right to know what's going on. The Godmodder's showed up. Again.

((Bit of backstory, part of why Eric is so frustrated is because everyone knows that there's havoc being wreaked and something screwy is going on with Minecraft and all of that, but because of vulnerability and low numbers, Eric can't do anything about is.))

And he's attacking Tvtropes no less, and big names have already begun showing up. Engie's already there, so are Unity's Aspects. There was some sort of small ender dragon there for some reason even. It's just a big mess, and things have just barely kicked off. ((I'm not hallucinating that Willow was an ender dragon right? If I am, substitute whatever kind of animal she is in that commentary above.))

Akantor: 44/75

REX: 10/100

I dickkick the Champion.

• 1 for Tailist, Shadow and Piono

48/200 28/50

I grab a banana and shove it into the glint less champion. I then transfigure it into an energy bomb. It explodes into confetti shrapnel that is acidic and made of divinium.

I quickly laser the Champion, and then summon the Green Devil. It has a liquid metal body that causes it to take 20% less damage from attacks. It has 6000 HP, and it fires lasers that deal 3500 damage. Naturally, its alignment is AG. My summons continue to attack the Champion, with the Green Devil blasting it from afar..

Green Devil: 15/15! (+1 from Talist)

Kill Sat: 46/100 {Charging... (12%} (+2 from Piono)

• 2 to Piono, +1 to Talist.

edited 2nd Oct '15 2:09:01 PM by InfinityRyujin

I "accidently" brutally dismember the Glintless Champion.

The Antichamber: 42/42 I thought it would be pretty fitting to end the charge here, eh? Well, without further ado, here is The Antichamber

The Antichamber [N]:

Health: 42,000/42,000 Attack: around 6,000 damage.

Special: Upon kill, gives the person who killed it a Cube Gun. Cube Gun [A]: Deal damage with any non-Cube Gun thing to get cubes, and then fire them for around 4,000 damage with the Cube Gun. Gains a cube for every 4,000 damage dealt.

Project Starfall: 79/450 +2 from Talist

• 3 to Talist

edited 3rd Oct '15 10:27:25 AM by Jondanger23

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 23/50

Independence through Force: 23/60

A very classy gentleman: 10/10

(I'm sorry, this is my first summon and I don't get how it works yet)

The Gentleman is resummoned by me because of the refund. I guess he has around 2500 HP. He also has an indestructible diamond tipped cane that does around 3250 damage. He also has the power of classiness. He has a slightly damaging aura that damages all non classy enemies for around 1-5HP a turn. Also, everytime he kills something, he gains more classiness. Every kill gains 1% classiness. Every 1% of classiness gains him 5-10 extra HP and 1-5 extra damage to his cane attack and also to his classy aura. His main weakness is the very uncouth and filthy. They do at least 2X damage to him.

(Is this okay or should I nerf him?)

The Gentleman resumes his attack. He attacks the spawners with his cane.

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

edited 2nd Oct '15 2:07:57 PM by KingFeraligatr

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The Anti-chamber? ... please no... please... no... no no no no no nononononononononononononono NO! a 40% chance to make any attack, even those not targeting it, fail? For no reason? That SUCKS. I really hate things that override posts. Even if it doesn't effect other attacks, a 70% dodge rate? A lot of people hate dodge rates. Based on those stats, it has an effective 50,000 HP (5 HP * (1/0.3) * 3000 Damage per attack), which I think is overbudgeted. Not to mention that dodge rates in general just suck.

Anyway, on to the main reason I made this post...

=-=-=IUPC=-=-=

(Yes, Willow is an ender dragon. I'm also trying out different variations of text for her.))

I know I don't. And really, I don't want to.

He listens to the big news that surprises nobody and stays silent.

Um... ... What's Tvtropes? Where... or when or whatever... is that? What's it like? ... I know who Engie is, but Unity's Aspects? Who are they?

edited 2nd Oct '15 5:12:28 PM by Talist

Hank sighs. I forget how much of this stuff we learned in the meetings with Eric, you really should come to those things Wilson. Tvtropes is the single largest universe in the multiverse. It holds a lot of power, and if the Godmodder gains control of it, he would have enough power to... well, it wouldn't be good, that's as much as I know. As for the Aspects of Unity... Eric didn't really explain who they are. Apparently they were a sort of half-universe eater that was part of the IUPC before the multiverse got rebooted, but now they sort of act on their own trying to act as a big good. Sort of an anti-universe eater.

@Talist: Alright, I'll remove the 40% chance for any attacks to fail thing and lower the dodge rate.

edited 2nd Oct '15 6:52:21 PM by Jondanger23

Just a question, where is this conversation taking place between Hank and Wilson? and is Wilson Talist's character?

I cast Strength Up on someone who attacks the glintless champion.

I fire even more shots at the spawner.

Job Mastered: Red Mage: 13/30 Using non-update +1 Hint: Final Fantasy V

Destroy: Restraint Omega: 13/40 Using non-update +1 and Sacred +3 Hint:Full Power Spells!

Charges in reserve: +3 from Sacred

• 3 to Sacred

edited 3rd Oct '15 7:39:58 AM by UndyingPhoenix

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@Sacred Spirit 123: This conversation is happening in Wilson's house on the IUPC planet. The IUPC took a bunch of refugees from Godcraft (AKA: MCforumsDTG2) there. Wilson also ended up there. As for Wilson, yes, he is my character from MCforumsDTG2. Massively compressed version: He is a fennec fox, and not the (in my opinion) rather creepy two legged anthropomorphized kind. People freaking loved him because of how different, yet familiar he was. In a game where many people play out power fantasies of controlling characters who are uber powerful lord of X, here I was with my small strangely colored arachnophobic fox. I made him to be (probably) the most moral and, ironically, human character in the game. It's not like he had much competition though. If you want to read more about him, go here: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8070691/1/#new

I have a total roster of 5 characters, but 3 of them (Mikoto, Inari, and Gail) are mostly irrelevant in this game and will usually only show up physically in DTG 0. I suspect they'll mostly be referenced in Willow/Wilson's speech and thoughts.

So, I told you about my character, so can you tell me about yours?

@Jondanger: I'd say that you should tone down the dodge rate and give it more HP so that it is more consistent. But please don't mess with other posts. Murphy's Law was one of the most hated entities in DTG history.

=-=-=IUPC=-=-=

... The largest universe? ... I can't explain how... but that seems... ... odd. I feel like there's something going on behind the scenes. ... Also... What do you mean? You're saying that the Aspects of Unity are a group, but also that they are a singular universe eater?

Wilson sits down and looks at his paws in thought, trying to remember something.

So... is there a plan? And does it involve... ... going back into the fight?

edited 3rd Oct '15 9:52:48 AM by Talist

Oh, erm...

edited 3rd Oct '15 10:09:21 AM by SacredSpirit123

@Talist: Alright, I'll remove the dodge rate and give it more health.

Force of Nature: 41/? (Phoenix, Phoenix) Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 40/? (Phoenix) Hint: —

edited 3rd Oct '15 10:42:33 AM by SacredSpirit123

I'm back sorry for the random absence college has kept me busy and tired.

Friggin' tech support took you long enough.

Sorry about that crashes happen.

yeah, yeah let's just get this thing going again.

Logging back into the Minecraft server, Telmoai spawns inside of the Glintless Champion.

Gotta find my charges

3+1's up for trade with anyone.

28/100

OCT 117/1500

edited 3rd Oct '15 12:18:24 PM by Laitome