Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I get bored with the Force Lance and trade it in my Hammerspace for a Bolt Rifle.

• 1 to Trip, Sandvich, Cobalt

Point Singularity Projector: 54/200 (+ from Trip)

Jetpack(discharging): 18

Plasma Rifle: 3/10

I call in a lightning storm on the glintless spawn.

I get ready to attack the Glintless when suddenly, a Mann Co. Supply Crate Series 90 appears! Oh boy, my favorite. Better see what's in it. Let's see, I have two pennies and a paperclip... huh. Well, better go beg for keys. -eighty billion years later- I got a key! Now let's open this crate. Uncrating my loot.... Oh, it's another freakin' Cow Mangler 5000 Strangifier. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I go flying into a rage and attack everything around me.

The Antichamber: 40/???

Project Starfall: 73/450 +1 from Talist.

• 3 to Talist

46/200 26/50

I approach a Glintless Spawner. I then, rather than go through the effort of destroying it, surround it with lava so anything it spawns dies. The lava also damages the Spawner itself.

I continue to bomb the spawners. If the weakest one is dead, then I throw bombs at one of the other two. My summons continue their onslaught, moving out of the way of pillow's lava while they're at it.

Green Devil: 9/15 (+1 from Talist)

Kill Sat: 40/100 {Prepared to charge. Charging... (0%)}

• 1 to Piono, Moo, and Talist.

Serena says that agig needs to get out, as the server is going to erase everyone in this are. Rather than test his Stuperpowers, he uses his Formless Teleporter to appear somewhere outside of the death zone.

60/100 I start to question the point of Medic's procedures when he decided to implant the glands of a mutant gorilla. (+2 from Ripsaw)

12/500 Ah yes, I like this design, now to replicate the hood ornament like on the album cover.

• 1 each to Jondanger23, pionoplayer and Ripsaw

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 22/50

Independence through Force: 21/60

A very classy gentleman: 7/10

• 1 to the last three posters behind this post with charge that are not me. If you have two posts behind me, you get +2. Same with 3 posts.

Anti Ninja got sucked into idol hell

—

(Engie: Okay. I'm just going to move you to there so I don't delete your loadout.)

Deimos shoots a Spawner for 3000

Trip does a 3000 damage to a Spawner.

Ripsaw trades Force Lance for Bolt Rifle

Shiny summons a Lightning Storm at the Spawns, critting, and killing 50

Jondanger goes into a mad, critting rage and kills 50 Spawns.

Pillow camps at a Spawner and attempts to kill anything that spawns.

Infinity bombs a Spawner for 3000 and locks his summons on the Spawners.

—

End of turn:

Seeing the players focus on the Spawners, the combined Alaxian force attacks the Spawners too. Tabbune activates Spell Flurry for triple damage. The assault kills the injured one and another nearby Spawner, plus injuring another Spawner for 20 000.

The Champion keeps attacking the Heart for 50 000 damage.

The Spawner spawns 100 spawns, 15 of them killed by the lava pit.

The Shamblers kills 7 Warriors that were rushing back to defend the Heart.

The Spawns attacks the Elementals and kills 2 injured Elementals and a healthy Elemental. The Heart heals 15 000 damage.

The Mesa Cavern explodes. Eerything in there is temporarily deleted and put into stasis. Have a nice day! —

Battlefield

Alaxia

Alaxia's Heart: 475 000/ 750 000 Call of the Heart: 1/2. [AG]

Tabbune: 17 000/ 25 000. Spell Flurry: 0/3. Alaxia's Chosen: 3/10 [AG]

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. Rally and Inspire: 3/4. [AG]

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. Light's Blessing: 1/2 [AG]

Alaxian Dragons: 25 000/ 25 000 x1, 17 000/ 25 000 x8 [AG]

Alaxian Elementals: 17 000/ 25 000 x10 [AG]

Alaxian Warriors: 5 000/ 5 000 x90 [AG]

Glintless Champion: 72 000/ 75 000 Devastate: 3/7 [PG]

Glintless Spawner: 40 000/ 60 000 x1 Spawn: 0/2 [PG]

Glintless Shambler: 20 000/ 20 000 x4 [PG]

Glintless Spawn: 200/ 200 x430 [PG]

Infinity: Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Sacred/The Party

Pillow

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Jondanger

Trip

Deimos

Daydre

Shiny: 100P Token

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

edited 30th Sep '15 1:34:59 AM by Tabbune

I start taking potshots at the spawners as well.

Job Mastered: Red Mage: 8/30 Hint: Final Fantasy V

Destroy: Restraint Omega: 9/40 Hint:Full Power Spells!

• 3 to Sacred

Akantor: 34/75

REX: 9/100

• 1 to Undying, Earl, and Talist

I then toss a rock at the Spawner.

A big one.

Add on to that, I also through it in the opposite direction of the spawner so hard it hit it in the back.

Force of Nature: 38/? Hint: —

What Even Gods Fear: 38/? Hint: —

   "That doesn't look good..."   

Shadow targets the Champion and sends a wave of air outward, trying to blow it away from the Heart.

Plus 3 to Phoenix.

Huh. Thought I was in the right place.

I will myself to spawn in an advantageous place and let loose full-auto, using the jetpack to help offset the recoil.

• 1 to Trip, Sandvich, Cobalt

Point Singularity Projector: 56/200 (+1 from Sandvich)

Jetpack (discharging): 17

Plasma Rifle: 3/10

47/200 27/50

I make some of the glint less stop being glint less by shining them till they glint. This makes them drop out of the fight. Insane troll logic ftw

Agig appears at Alaxia, and tosses down a potato. It grows into Marissa Roberts and immediately attacks a spawner. "Serena, I need a Library Card and SDQF Storage System, now!" The Library Card allowed the user to summon stronger badfic characters, while the SDQF Storage System could store ammo and weapons for later use.

'''Library Card 0/10

SDQF Storage Device 0/20'''

edited 30th Sep '15 2:48:46 PM by agigabyte

So I'm in this Alaxia place it seems.

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 22/50

Independence through Force: 21/60

A very classy gentleman: 9/10

• 1 to the last three posters behind this post with charge that are not me. If you have two posts behind me, you get +2. Same with 3 posts.

I give one of the spawns a lollipop that causes it to explode and send missiles flying everywhere.

The Antichamber: 41/???

Project Starfall: 76/450 +1 from Earl, +1 from Feraligatr

• 2 to Earl, +1 from Feraligatr

edited 30th Sep '15 3:34:19 PM by Jondanger23

• 1 to trip, infinity and earl

127/? for potential

21/? for undecided

Assuming that the spawner isn't dead...

Deimos pulls out a rocket launcher and grappling hook (like a mechanical one, not like Sanford's fish hook). "Time to do something both seriously impressive and incredibly reckless." He slings the grenade launcher across his back, and draws a sword, charging at it. he launches several grenades into it, until it turns to face him, and he continues up to it, drops the grenade launcher, switching it out for the grappling hook, which he uses to grapple up onto the spawner's back.

As he slides up its hide or whatever, he has his sword out, carving a piece out of it's hide, and as he reaches the pinnacle of his arc, landing on top, he leaves the sword in place. He then draws a flamethrower, but snaps off the lighting part at the end, spraying the fluid into the large gash he just made up the side of the thing, runs out of fluid fairly quickly due to... custom mods, and affixes a timed EMP (to be used to send a powerful electrical charge into computers normally) onto the sword, then slides off the other side of the back as the electricity crackles out into the sword, igniting all of the fluid at once and scorching the entire beastie.

If the spawner is somehow dead already, he instead pulls out his grenade launcher and just unloads the clip into the glintless spawn.

.

Hank opens the door to Wilson's shop. It's a slow day, clouds have been brewing off in the distance and everyone has either been heading home or where ever it is they want to spend the duration of the storm.

Eric. Are you in here?

edited 30th Sep '15 3:54:55 PM by pionoplayer

If the Spawner isn't dead by the time I attack, I pull out a laser gun and shoot a barrage of shots at the Spawner. If it is dead, I shoot at the Champion instead. Orotic will attack the Spawner, or the Champion if the Spawner's dead. The Rainbow Devil attacks the Spawn.

Green Devil: 10/15

Kill Sat: 42/100 {Charging... (4%)} (+1 from Piono)

• 1 to Piono, Trip, and Talist.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +8 total. Woah. Jon Danger, Trip, Infinity Rujin
First Companion: 61/80 Willow: 78/() Stuff: Healing Blues (in safe)

Well, if keeping the Beta Streamer in stasis will stop it from fighting, then good.

I ask the shaman, "So... Does that Heart thing have mana in it? Is that essential to the balance to the world? And also, who exactly are the Glintless? Where are they from and why are they attacking?"

=-=-=IUPC=-=-=
(I'm glad that you consider Wilson to have a magical aura of diplomacy around him. =P)
Hank could see Wilson facing away from him towards the back wall. Wilson had his Hosi-no-Tama in front of him, and it pulsed slowly with light, causing Hank to see Wilson's silhouette as slowly pulsing with a halo of light. On hearing Hank speak, he started leaning backwards until he was lying on his back and looking at Hank upside-down and with a smile. He stretched his front legs out and yawned, saying afterwards,

Now I need to replicate Wilson's speech on this editor... As far as I can tell, it doesn't have a font selection.

Hello Hank! I... haven't seen Eric. I think. Although, I'm not the most socially aware person, so he might have just passed me by. I wouldn't be particularly surprised if he was just upstairs.

Wilson rolled over to his left to right himself then he climbed back to his feet and did a cat stretch, blinking rapidly.

Ugh, I've been sitting for too long staring at this thing. I hope it rains. I love the rain.

edited 30th Sep '15 8:25:55 PM by Talist

Edit: No Updates today. I'm a bit busy with midterms and some assignments.

You all get an extra turn.

edited 1st Oct '15 2:58:52 AM by Tabbune

Akantor: 39/75

REX: 10/100

I then begin HEADBUTTING the spawner until it breaks.

• 1 to Sacred, Piono and Earl

67/100 (+6 from various sources) The Medic is now panicking since all the GRAY team has been annihilated and he has just spent all of their fuel. What the hell kind of experiments is he running?!

13/500 This hood ornament design is coming along pretty well.

+1 each to InfinityRyujin, Ripsaw and Trip

edited 1st Oct '15 5:02:33 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I continue spraying Bolt shells around.

• 1 to Trip, Sandvich, Cobalt

Point Singularity Projector: 58/200 (+ from Sandvich)

Jetpack (discharging): 16

Plasma Rifle: 5/10

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 22/50

Independence through Force: 22/60

A very classy gentleman: 10/10

The very classy gentleman spawns and observes the battlefield. He adjusts his monocle and says "I say, this place is quite rude and messy. Indeed, I must teach these uncouth persons a lesson."

He charges at the the enemy and smacks them with his powerful, diamond tipped cane. He also uses the power of sheer classiness to get to hurt them.

• 1 to the last three posters before this post with a charge that are not me. If you have two total posts before me, you get +2. Same with 3 total posts, you get +3.

edited 1st Oct '15 2:34:32 PM by KingFeraligatr