Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

42/200 22/50

I stab myself in the face. Maybe something will happen?

I raise the remnants of the Candle BFS, which bursts into flame in the shape of the original blade, rather than the mere fourth that still remains of the wax. I make a single thrusting attack.

"Hey, did you know you ruined my birthday earlier?" "Not mine, I just want to eat a godmodder." "Don't listen to him, he's just here until I can retrieve a certain relic."

The Candle BFS vanishes, used up by it's fourth and final attack...

The Sergal Knight readies theirself for a jumping attack. "Oh, is this the enemy I was promised~?" "Yes, they are."

51/150: Class Cards (Include) (+2 from Talist)

6/25: A Small Patch of Alhambran Darkness (+1 from Piono)

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get +1 each, since I rarely bother to change my gifted points.

edited 24th Sep '15 3:29:18 PM by The_Hyena_King

I observe the goddmodder

9/300 (Forge of the gods) 6/200 (Shield Bot 9000)

All to Pianoplayer

if you give points to me you shall be one of the first to get a weapon/robot from the forge

edited 24th Sep '15 9:44:51 PM by MooGoesCow21

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 20/50

Independence through Force: 20/60

1+1's to anyone who wants to arrange a trade all currently going to moo.

Ripsaw does a classic weaponized jetpack attack on the Godmodder. He grabs Ripsaw on the leg.

Jon AYY LMA Os the Godmodder. 1 damage.

Pillow stabs himself in his eyes. A VOODOO KNIFE! The Godmodder takes 1 damage.

Hyena attacks the Godmodder with his candle BFS. The Godmodder swings Ripsaw at him to interrupt.

Moo observes the Godmodder closely. Suspiciously obsessively cosely.

—

End of turn:

Seems like the Mind Control takes a toll on his defenses. His concentration is now broken. Mr. Incredible and Carmen released.

Seeing the two not attacking him anymore, Tabbune opens the Nexus Field.

Nice job. Now I have to go home.

Still, him being able to control us is a scary thought. The Pantheon is in danger.

Yeah... give me a call when you need it.

And then Tabbune, Carmen, and Mr. Incredible leaves.

—

Battlefield (Mesa Cavern End Room)

The Godmodder: 90/100 [GM]. Earpiece

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun. Ultramarine. Stoned!Engie: Stunned

Ripsaw: 2 Heads

Jondanger: 3 heads. Mysterious Man In Red

Hank & Deimos — Deimos Rifle

Pillow: Stonehammer

Daydre

Sacred/The Party

Tazz: 3 heads

Beta Streamer: HP: 27000/27000, 10/100 Tech [AG]

Jindra: Laser Gun

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

Trip: Gunshot, Shield, Lance.

Moo

Feathered [PG]

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Infinity: Yellow Devil. Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Talist: Staff of Ysera.

Shiny: 100P Token, Moon's Dagger (25/25 Durability)

Lord

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Fera

Earl

Akantor: 23/75

REX: 5/100

lance n shield is a large pointy stick with a shield, and gun is a Speshul Gun.

as for RP, ehhhh, don't wanna get too involved but i'll go for it. i won't take it very seriously, though.

I stare in awe at the all-powerful godmodder. An incredibly powerful being, he truly emphasizes the God in his name. I can only stare down and utter a single phrase...

"Your cape... what are you, gay?"

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Jon Danger, Hyena_King, Trip
First Companion: 56/80 Willow: 70/() Stuff: Staff of Ysera, Healing Blues (in safe)

I tell the Godmodder that he's doing REALLY terribly. I mean, seriously, he's taken about 5 damage in the last few turns. That's just shameful.

========Willow, the social justice warrior========
Willow suddenly glares down at Trip and says her first out loud words in this game.

   HEY! IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT? NO, DON'T SAY THAT. IT'S NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.   

edited 25th Sep '15 8:43:26 AM by Talist

no it refrance.

(I don't have the candle anymore, I used it up on the attack I already knew wouldn't work.)/null

edited 25th Sep '15 11:07:59 AM by The_Hyena_King

FUUUUUU!!! The forum data vampires ate my post! Fortunately, it wasn't long. +1 to jondanger, hyena and moocow.

Also, tabbune, how often are you doing these updates? It's generally best to let people build up some posts before updating, just saying.

112/? for potential

18/? for undecided

As the portal closes and the godmodder gets ready... Hank suddenly brings an axe down on his head, and Deimos, who has switcehd to semi-auto mode with his sniper rifle, opens up on the godmodder with explosive rounds.

43/200 23/50

I buff a random attack from an AG.

also 1 charges to Hyena, Pionio anc Moo

Piono: (Once a day, everyday saturdays. 15:00 in GMT+7. And 10:00 on Sundays)

Edit: Edited my schedule to prevent short turns.

edited 26th Sep '15 8:12:46 AM by Tabbune

Moo Looks around the room

12/300 (Forge of the gods) 8/200 (Shield Bot 9000)

All to Pianoplayer

if you give points to me you shall be one of the first to get a weapon/robot from the forge

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 22/50

Independence through Force: 21/60

edited 25th Sep '15 7:34:56 PM by KingFeraligatr

3/??? ((I had one okay idea, and now I can't think of anymore.... I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through)

I sketch something in my pad. A large (20ft in diameter, 30 ft deep) spike filled pit should open up underneath the Godmodder.

• 2 Engie, +1 Moo

edited 25th Sep '15 4:14:44 PM by Daydre

agigabyte joins the server, having just finished writing another riff for the Library of the Damned. He appears in the same area as the Godmodder, and is told by his computer based AI, Merlin, that he seems to have accidentally gone inside of the fourth wall. He shrugs and immediately tosses a datapad at the Godmodder, calling in an orbital Plasma barrage on the Godmodder.

edited 25th Sep '15 7:27:02 PM by agigabyte

I use Gleipnir to adjust the ambient light around me to non-screen glaring levels. The reason for that? I'm catching up with my lycantherapy E-Books.

In the event a [PG] entity tries getting close, they'll find their attempt complicated by a storm of sharp edged lasers.

"Since I'm going to be stranded here for a while..." "You... Can't be serious, can you?" "I can tell when not to attack."

54/150: Class Cards (Include) (+1 from Talist, +1 from Piono)

8/25: A Small Patch of Alhambran Darkness (+1 from Trip)

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get +1 each, since I don't bother to change my gifted charges around.

edited 28th Sep '15 5:51:59 PM by The_Hyena_King

Oh man, I felt a bit slack lately... anyways...

57/100 Things are going on pretty well, with the one small exception being Scout griping in pain over how the sasquatch spleen was sewed into him. (+6 from others)

11/500 Still making good progress designing the bike's frame.

+1 each to The_Hyena_King, KingFeraligatr and MooGoesCow21

edited 25th Sep '15 7:00:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Mallard: 124/125 (+1 from Ripsaw, +5 from Daydre)
Walker: 33/200

+3 to Daydre

I curse my inability to remember to do things here, then examine the part of triple barreled shotgun and Ultramarine, wondering what would happen if I poot them together. Stoned!Engie mutters something that probably isn't relevant.

I start sending magic missiles of every element and non-element at the Godmodder.

"Take this! We've reached the endgame, and I'm not going to lose!"

Job Mastered: Red Mage: 3/30 Using 3 charges from reserve.

Destroy: Restraint Omega: 3/40 3 charges from reserve.

• 3 to Sacred.

Force of Nature: 36/? (Phoenix, Phoenix) Hint: Has two eyes. Yeah, I've currently run out of good hints.

What Even Gods Fear: 35/? (Phoenix) Hint: Also has two eyes.

Shadow bows to Carmen before she leaves, tipping his hat, then fixes the Godmodder with an icy glare.

   "I don't like you. We never liked you. You're an awful person with no redeeming qualities. I'm bound by my Code of Honor not to kill you, but we can still give you the beating of a lifetime. Remember last time?"   

He narrows his eyes, attempting to telekinetically fling the heaviest object in the room, probably the dead Lhurgoyf, at the Godmodder.

Plus three to Phoenix.

edited 26th Sep '15 7:26:10 AM by SacredSpirit123

Ignore my derp

edited 26th Sep '15 9:34:34 PM by Tabbune

Trip insults the Godmodder with his sexual orientation. Hell no. I sexually identify as Overly long joke censored.

Talist follows Trip on insulting the Godmodder. Blame the Mind Control.

(Hyena Q&A: Removed. I'm prone to do that.)

Hank and Deimos continues their assault on the Godmodder. Nope. He blinks out a few meters away and dodges the attacks.

Pillow buffs the next AG attack.

Moo looks around

Daydre opens a spike pit below the Godmodder, buffed by Pillow to have increased radius. The Godmodder has flying. (Right? I mean if you're as op as the Godmodder, you're bound to fly.)

Agigabyte joins and rains down a plasma barrage on the Godmodder. He pulls an umbrella out. How many orbital strikes have I been hit with?

Hyena prepares to counter attack.

Engie stick the Ultramarine and the triple barreled shotgun together. Not working.

Undying attacks the Godmodder with magic missiles. The Godmodder responds We haven't even reached midgame yet and interrupts the casting with a quick slam of the Banhammer to the face.

Shadow flings the dead Space-o-Goyf at the Godmodder. Wow, that's hypocritical as hell. The Godmodder swings the Banhammer at the Goyf, deleting it.

—

End of turn:

The Godmodder activates his Godmodding powers and deletes all the heads, Pillow's Stonehammer, Trip's Lance, Shield and Gunshot, Jindra's Laser Gun, Talist's Staff of Ysera, Engie's Ultramarine, Shiny's Moon's Dagger, Deimos's Rifle, and the Yellow Devil. (Yeah, a big wipe. Sorry, but they were not affecting anything.)

And then he leaves the battlefield. We're moving to Intermission One

A portal then opens and Tabbune comes out flying and unconscious. A few seconds later, he wakes up. I need your help. No, Alaxia needs your help.

He then opens a jumps back to the portal. Portal to Alaxia opened. Mesa Cavern End shall be erased in two turns. (I probably shouldn't zone, but there are inactive players.)

From the portal you can see a village being attacked by an army of Eldritch Abominations, and the locals along with dragons, and elementals defending it. Within the village, you can see a massive crystal, glowing with power.

Defend Alaxia's heart from those filthy Glintlesses! A warrior shouted.

Alaxia protects you. A shaman whispers.

Look like a massive brawl is about to happen. Objective: Defend Alaxia's Heart from the Glintlesses and defeat all the Glintlesses. Totally not inspired by Battle for Zendikar.

—

Battlefield

Alaxia

Alaxia's Heart: 500 000/ 750 000 [AG] Call of the Heart: 0/2

Tabbune: 15 000/ 25 000. Spell Flurry: 0/3. Alaxia's Chosen: 0/10

Anka: 10 000/ 10 000. Rally and Inspire: 0/4.

Channa: 10 000/ 10 000. Light's Blessing: 0/2

Alaxian Dragons: 15 000/ 25 000 [AG] x10

Alaxian Elementals: 15 000/ 25 000 [AG] x15

Alaxian Warriors: 3 000/ 5 000 [AG] x100

Glintless Champion: 75 000/ 75 000 [PG] Devastate: 0/7

Glintless Spawner: 60 000/ 60 000 [PG] Spawn: 0/1 x3

Glintless Shambler: 20 000/ 20 000 [PG] x5

Glintless Spawn: 2 000/ 2 000 [PG] x500

Mesa Cavern End Room

Portal to Alaxia

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: Part of 3-barreled shotgun. Stoned!Engie

Ripsaw

Jondanger

Hank & Deimos

Pillow

Daydre

Sacred/The Party

Tazz

Beta Streamer: HP: 27000/27000, 10/100 Tech [AG]

Jindra

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

Trip

Moo

Feathered

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Infinity: Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Talist

Shiny: 100P Token

Lord

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Fera

Earl

Agigabyte

edited 26th Sep '15 9:54:41 PM by Tabbune