Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

50/100 I have recently checked with the Medic. He is quite impressed with the team although he felt that they could be refined. At the moment, he's utilizing baboon uteruses for some reason. (+1 each from Ripsaw and Laitome)

10/500 Lookin' good so far...

+1 each to Jondanger23, MooGoesCow and Ripsaw

OK everyone, sorry for people getting +1s from me but I'm dropping this. I can't support it. Lifestuffs, G Ming DTG 0, and other things means I can't afford to do this, and if I can be honest I can't find reason to do so anymore. RP potential is kind of gone now, and I cant think of a good way to use Sea of the Soul (first bit got noped-I still don't want to reveal what that is just in case I can use that later).

I'm expending Sea of the Soul, instead, for some random artifact of vaugeness. No, literally, that's it. It takes upon whatever form you want it to. Who gets it? I hereby randomly bestow it to Shiny Cotton Candy, or at least leave it in a Safe like Fseftr did. I'm also bequetting the Moon's Dagger to Shiny as well, unless I can't, in which case Laitome/Telomai can grab it. Finally, control over the Beta Streamer...Uh Talist, Is that OK with you? It basically screams for its basic attack (no, it's not blown into-it literally screams), and the specials can be stylized however you want. Probably the simplest entity you've commanded-just keep track of Tech. (If you don't want it, you can just give control to someone else). Finally, after a long period of not cashing in the trial relic Herobrine granted at the beginning of the game, I channel it's long belated powers, if at all possible, to bestow upon engie_ninja the almighty power of coding error defense that is the GLITCH-PROOF ARMOR, ripped straight from DTG 2's alchemies, who's one and only duty in life is to protect you from the Glitch status effect and Glitch-based foes. Attacks against glitch enemies or the like while the armor is intact and worn will now work 100% of the time and you can no longer be afflicted with the glitch status effect, as long as it lasts. ((Gee, would have been useful a game ago?))

For everyone keeping to the TV Tropes games: I suggest you give DTG 0 or other DT Gs a chance, or really any other DTG: this is really the most simple of them all, and though simple is really good, I've found it too simple for my tastes after all my plans kind of died. Well, exeption must be immediately made. Zones.

I will say it bluntly. Screw zones. Never again. Those things deserve language altogether too strong to accurately express in any form whatsoever, but I would hope that Tabbune blesses you all with the complete removal of those things soon enough. I consider anyone who likes them to be a masochist. The game is too slow with those things around, and easily detract attention from the Godmodder, who shouldn't have even left the main battlefield at all. I honestly feel like tearing my hair out a little on the mention. I designed DTG 0 with terrain/weather mechanics that explicitly denied zone mechanics for extremely good reason, and I know I'm not alone in the thought that they are horrendous. The rest of the game is great and Simple, yet Awesome at its finest, but the zones.

The words to describe their horribleness do not properly exist.

And with that lovely rant on zones and why they suck, I bid you all adieu. I have no other complaint with the game, and really the rant on zones is just a game mechanic that this game did not necessarily create. Have fun Destroying the Godmodder! (unless your a zone. Then don't have fun.)

If you need RP stuff, say GF and Tazz decided to leave the warzone before the world-ending attacks started being used like crazy, like in usual Destroy the Godmodder.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +2 total. Jon Danger, Hyena_King
First Companion: 52/80 Willow: 67/() Stuff: Staff of Ysera, Healing Blues (in safe)
I'll give everyone three guesses on what I do. And the first two don't count.
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I move into the monitor room. Shocking, I know. I actually liked zones back in the earlier DTG 2 because it gave me more potential mechanics for entities. I was going to make something that worked off zone mechanics, but zones got voted off the island. And I liked them more back then because all the zones were connected with each other, rather than the big line of gated zones here. I've spent the last 3 turns just walking down corridors. I keep the Streamer where it is. I want to enter at the same time as it.

I'm sad that all these people I know are leaving... Probably the biggest factor in me even joining this was me having Willow, but now there are only two people who have any context for her. So, it's annoying to me that I'm still calling her Willow. That's not even her name. I thought I'd be using her actual name by now. But now I've been holding off on it so long, it feels pretty stupid now.

Stupid chronology ruining everything...

edited 22nd Sep '15 9:09:45 PM by Talist

Trip moves to the Monitor Room

Ripsaw quarterstaffs the Goyf for 3000 damage

Pillow laserbeams the Goyf for 3000

Hyena and the Sergal Knight moves to the End Room.

Jindra fogs the room, nerfing all attack's damage by 50%.

Laitome dives to the mouth of the Goyf, the Goyf spits him and the gem out and flying.

Phoenix moves to the End Room and strikes the Goyf for 7500 damage, both super modes(?) active. (I don't really understand what your charges are. Supermodes?)

Fury stops and asks about the Goyf's weak point. Sacred tries to heal Tabbune, but fails. (Stuns are one turn.) I hope you don't forget mega entity rules. That's right, he's a timer! (Okay.)

Jon puts the mysterious man in red, who turns out to be... Mr. Incredible! And then Jon shoots the Goyf for 1500

Deimos identifies that the man in red is Mr. Incredible. As well as everyone in the room.

Moo watches the nearby destruction. Two small irrelevant cave beetles are wrestling.

Daydre attempts to retrieve the SMDTASL from the Goyf. I don't think going into the belly of the beast is a good idea. (What do you mean?)

Engie and Stoned!Engie continued to rekt the Space-o-goyf for 1500 damage

Tazz gives a 100P Token to Shiny, Moon's Dagger to Shiny, and the Beta Streamer to Talist (Goodbye, Tazz. It was nice having you here. Also, I'm working with the zones that Herobrine have. The zones does have potential (Like an optional bossfight), but not when empty like this. I'll probably still have zones, but I'll be using it sparingly and only when needed.)

Talist moves to the Monitor Room

—

End of Turn:

The Space-o-Goyfs bites Tabbune for 1 damage.

Tabb notices the Arcana Gem in the air, and jumps to reach it. Then, a bright light surrounds him. After that, Tabb launches a flurry of spells at the Goyf, killing it and releasing Carmen.

The Godmodder grins. Carmen, Mr. Incredible. Dispose them,

If you please. After the Godmodder says the word, Carmen and Mr. Incredible quickly goes for Stoned!Engie, stunning him.

The Godmodder appears to be actively applying the spell at the two. Get him to 90 to stop his Mind Control!

Deal with the Godmodder, I'll take care of them. Then, Tabbune casts a Frost Wave spell, causing them both to move away. He then closes in on them both and opens Nexus Field, trapping himself and the two in. No escape, no interference.

The Super Sheep moves to the Wizard Room

The Inner Tunnel shall be erased in two turns. Move or be erased temporarily.

—

Battlefield

Mesa Cavern End Room

The Godmodder: 96/100 [GM]. Earpiece [A].

Carmen [PG] (In Nexus Field)

Mr. Incredible [PG] (In Nexus Field)

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun. Ultramarine. Stoned!Engie: Stunned

Ripsaw: 2 Heads

Jondanger: 3 heads. Mysterious Man In Red

Hank & Deimos — Deimos Rifle

Pillow: Stonehammer

Daydre

Sacred/The Party

Tazz: 3 heads

Beta Streamer: HP: 27000/27000, 10/100 Tech [AG]

Jindra: Laser Gun

Tabbune: 6/10 [AG] (In Nexus Field)

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

The Monitor Room

Feathered [PG]

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Infinity: Yellow Devil. Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Trip: Gunshot, Shield, Lance.

Talist: Staff of Ysera.

The Wizard Room

Shiny: 100P Token, Moon's Dagger (25/25 Durability)

Super Sheep: HP: Indestructible [AG]

The Mesa Cavern Inner Tunnel

Lord

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Fera

Earl

Moo

edited 23rd Sep '15 2:26:10 AM by Tabbune

Akantor: 21/75

REX: 4/100

Okay now I move forward ONCE AGAIN

• 2 to Earl, +1 to Talist

edited 23rd Sep '15 6:24:12 AM by Trip

I hunker back and scan the God Modder.

Point Singularity Projector: 50/200 (+ from Sandvich)

Jetpack: 25/(X+5)

• 1 to engie, Sandvich, Cobalt.

Oh, I was under the impression the sword was just stuck in the Goyf's side. Never mind.

Summoning Sketchpad 25/25

"Finally!" What appears to be a perfectly ordinary sketchpad materializes in my hands. I quickly sketch something in it. A cartoonish peeeeeewwwww sound can be heard as a comically large safe drops onto the Godmodder.

(24/25)

The Summoning Sketchpad's kind of self explanatory, any inanimate object I draw in it gets summoned into the game and does the appropriate levels of damage. Has 25 uses.

• 3 to Engie

edited 23rd Sep '15 6:30:31 PM by Daydre

Oh, I didn't attack! I was waiting to be in the end room before I unleashed the charges.

41/200 21/50

I hack into the godmodder's headphones speaker thing and start playing a tuba orchestra in his ears. To distract him.

Moo moves forward

5/300 (Forge of the gods) 4/200 (Shield Bot 9000)

All to Pianoplayer

if you give points to me you shall be one of the first to get a weapon

• 1 from earl

Shadow asked the question. Evil text is Shadow or Commander Protoh, red text is Fury, green is being signed by the Sacred Spirit, gold is Light, or, without spaces, Galvix, purple is Arkus, and gray is Neodyme. Mega entity rules? Timer? ._.?

Force of Nature: 33/? Hint: Hiss.

What Even Gods Fear: 33/? Hint: Rawr.

   "Oh, great. We rescue Carmen, and you just brainwash her! Godmodder, you've gone too far!"   

Shadow rises up, and pushes the falling safe so as to careen it toward the Godmodder instead of the dead Goyf.

Plus three to Phoenix.

edited 23rd Sep '15 3:09:28 PM by SacredSpirit123

I take out a knife, and throw it at the Godmodder. The knife, of course, does nothing, but I reveal that the knife was really made of solid honey painted like steel. This causes bees to chase the Godmodder.

The Antichamber: 36/???

Project Starfall: 66/450 +1 from pionoplayer, earl, talist,

• 1 to pionoplayer, earl, talist

THE GOYF DED!

Edited

• 2 to moogoes, jondanger

103/? for potential

17/? for undecided

My opinion on zones? They've gotta be controlled. Tazz, tabbune doesn't have a choice right now because herobrine set them up in a linear fashion, and zones actually work out pretty well if used creatively. (I like to think that the giant battle starting with the civil war worked out pretty well.)

@talist: Yeah, well, that's probably okay for now. Although I should note, Wilson may or may not get brought into this once we get to a good point to bring Eric into this. (Your choice on whether or not he hears about Willow and whether or not he chooses to follow that thread.)

Anyways, Deimos begins to freak out at being tossed aside by Mr. Incredible, who is very strongly a Good hero, and a god no less.

"Oh crap."

Hmm... Deimos, we need to take the godmodder down a notch or two.

"Right."

Deimos ducks behind cover, and suddenly the Godmodder is getting hit by a slew of high explosive bullets and smoke pellets that disrupt his line of sight. As he starts clearing it away, he hears the faintest of whooshes as Hank drives the sword straight at his face, a spot where minecraftian armor, no matter how well disguised, does not protect.

He drives in with the intention of using the dull side of the blade as leverage to knock him over and then slice his helmet off, opening him up to de-power shot from Deimos (who is using a special scope so that the smoke screen doesn't mess with his aim) (de-power shots: specially designed bullets from within the old IUPC arsenal. Since Eric isn't a smith, there's a limited number of them, and currently very limited because an incident with the space Eric had the old armory stored in, the TARDIS and a cup of coffee rendered the old armory inaccessible, so only the stuff Eric had on hand is available. Deimos has some because he kept a shot with his rifle when he 'ported it in. Anyways, it's specially designed to counteract supernatural powers. Obviously, it won't weaken the godmodder, but it might be enough to land some damage.)

Anyways, may I say that I, as a player, object to having the godmodder's health be a requirement for progression? Whenever dropping the godmodder's health is the only requirement for progressing the game ends up slowing down.

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 19/50

Independence through Force: 19/60

I sit back and take notes on the chaos around me somehow buffing Hank's (Piono's) attack through analysis.

27/100

114/1500

1+1 to jindra, earl, and moo

edited 23rd Sep '15 7:10:41 PM by Laitome

Training Partner 1: 69/200+ laitomex2

W.I.B.W: 20/20 held

???: 7/?

• 2 to laitome

Crystal Bloom Boom.
A large white blossom about 5 yards across grows up out of the ground around the God Modder and explodes into a rain of razor sharp petal like crystals.

Oh crap, I won't be able to complete the update. I'm just going to do some Q&A and do the update in a few hours.

Sacred: Okay. I forgot which is which before. Also, the mega entity rule is basically someone with a one or two digit health pool can't be healed. And the timer means that you need to do the objective before a time limit.

Piono: Okay. I'm only trying to make up for the lack of potshots to the Godmodder before.

Phoenix: Sorry. Keep the charge. And please give details on what it is on use.

edited 24th Sep '15 1:06:02 AM by Tabbune

Wait, what about my charges? I didn't mean to unleash them last time.

Well, tabbune, the godmodder doesn't really get too many potshots, I mean, it's okay so long as you want a shorter game, but usually potshots have a fair amount of distance between them.

I stand up, raising my hands to the sky.

"Release Restraint Alpha..."

A cut appears on my arm, and my magical power is heightened.

"Here's my trump card...Awaken, Phoenix Fire!"

Two extremely bright and hot flames appear in my hands.

"You will know my power! This spell could bring Valkyries to their knees!"

I send the two flames into the air.

"No mercy for the damned! No escape from catastrophe! METEOR SWARM!"

I pull out meteors from orbit with the flames, and bring them raining down towards the Godmodder, before ending with a single, large one that explodes.

Or, to put it in visual terms. THIS

Charges in reserve:+6 from Shadow.

edited 24th Sep '15 4:13:11 AM by UndyingPhoenix

Trip finally moves to the End Room. (Sorry for the long wait. I probably could've just gave you a speed buff. And what does your stuff do? RP?)

You scan the Godmodder. Just have this. http://destroy-the-godmodder.wikia.com/wiki/The_Godmodder

Daydre materializes a safe above the Godmodder. The Godmodder sidesteps.

Pillowmantis plays a tuba orchestra into an earpiece that the Godmodder isn't wearing. It's loud enough to distract the Godmodder, though.

Moo moves to the End Room. (Gorrila it. I'm just gonna tp everyone to the End Room. Probably should've done so earlier.)

Shadow pushes the safe towards the Godmodder. The Godmodder did not expect this. 1 Damage!

Jon throws a honey knife at the Godmodder. He catches the knife with his hand, only to have it burst in his hands. Then, intestinal space bees swarms out of the dead Goyf's corpse and stings the Godmodder's hands. 1 damage!

Hank and Deimos gets interrupted by intestinal space bees. They spend the turn getting rid of some of the bees.

Laitome helps Hank with analysis

Jindra's attack gets rid of the intestinal space bees surrounding the Godmodder.

Undying summons a meteor storm in the room. It ignores the cave area we're in and wipes the rest of the space bees and deals 1 damage to the Godmodder.

—

End of Turn:

MC'd Carmen and Mr. Incredible deals 1 damage to Tabbune. He only casts a frost shield to defend himself due to fear of injuring the gods.

Tazz's leaving blasts everything outside the End Room to the End Room. Gorrila useless zones.

The Super Sheep then explodes on the Godmodder because the wiki classifies the Godmodder as an entity for some reason. 1 damage!

—

Battlefield (Mesa Cavern End Room)

The Godmodder: 92/100 [GM]. Earpiece [A].

Carmen [PG] (In Nexus Field)

Mr. Incredible [PG] (In Nexus Field)

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun. Ultramarine. Stoned!Engie: Stunned

Ripsaw: 2 Heads

Jondanger: 3 heads. Mysterious Man In Red

Hank & Deimos — Deimos Rifle

Pillow: Stonehammer

Daydre

Sacred/The Party

Tazz: 3 heads

Beta Streamer: HP: 27000/27000, 10/100 Tech [AG]

Jindra: Laser Gun

Tabbune: 6/10 [AG] (In Nexus Field)

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

Trip: Gunshot, Shield, Lance.

Moo

Feathered [PG]

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Infinity: Yellow Devil. Rainbow Devil. [AG]

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000 [AG]

Undying: Gemblade (10/10 Durability)

Talist: Staff of Ysera.

Shiny: 100P Token, Moon's Dagger (25/25 Durability)

Lord

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Fera

Earl

edited 24th Sep '15 5:08:40 AM by Tabbune

The monitor on my wristband beeps, reminding me of the pressure build-up in my jetpack. I glance at it and a smile spreads over my face. "Well, this should be interesting..."

Tapping a few buttons on my bracer, I start charging a small plasma projector.

I then ignite the jetpack and go hover over the Godmodder, using it as a Weaponized Exhaust.

Jetpack (active): 20 (-1 per active round)

Point Singularity Projector: 51/200

Plasma Rifle: 1/10

I AYY LMAO the Godmodder.

The Antichamber: 37/???

Project Starfall: 68/450 +1 from piono

• 3 to piono