Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

...I need to know where Carmen is! FOR ICHIGO!

I go to wherever is most important.

Something Something Something: 31/60

Project Starfall: 54/450 +1 from pionoplayer

• 2 to pionoplayaer, +1 to sacred

I suddenly respawn wherever it is relevent and important, then try to whack the Godmodder with the n00bsword

If my respawn fails, i begin to rush towards the godmodders locations, overcoming any problems with the Grappling Hook. i also set up a TNT cannon-powered-by-rainbows to give me a jumpstart.

pie 1/2

12/35 N00b airship

2+ to jon 1+ to piono

edited 17th Sep '15 3:47:44 PM by battlefury13

35/200 15/50

I grab the man in red so he wont show up out of nowhere when you find out what he is for. I advance with him into the Mesa end room riding a RPG (rocket propelled gurney).

Mallard: 98/125 (+4 total)
Walker: 29/200

+3 to Daydre

The two of us begin firing on the Space-o-goyf with the Ultramarine (me) and some sort of gun that shoots week (Stoned!Engie), while looking around the room for some tactical advantages.

Training Partner 1: 59/200+ trip, laitome

W.I.B.W: 20/20 held

???: 3/?

• 1 to laitome, trip

I guess I'll move to the monitor room then.

I walk to the Inner Tunnel. "Sure." "...Right."

The Sergal Knight follows along. "Then we must go in search of the next battlefield."

37/150: Class Cards (Include) "You're right about the not agreeing." "Then your suggestion is?"

9/??: Behemoth Cartridges "As long as you didn't promise anything on my part, I've got enough to deal with." "Why would you think that?"

The Candle BFS has burned down to a fourth, it's flame now wavering...

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get +1 each, since I rarely bother to change my gifted points.

edited 17th Sep '15 6:24:03 PM by The_Hyena_King

This still exists? Well, I have nothing to do except move to the inner tunnel and wait for RP to become more prevalent.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +2 total. Jon Danger, Hyena_King

First Companion: 50/80 Willow: 65/() Stuff: Staff of Ysera, Healing Blues (in safe)

Trip asks some questions and is met with an answer from the Server beyond the fourth wall. You are currently in the Mesa Cavern Warehouse. Soon to be erased from existence.

Ripsaw moves to the End Room, missing every shot at Feathered. Oops

Shiny moves to the Inner Tunnel. And is recreated for some reason. Server clogs.

Daydre asks who is the MMIR. It does not respond.

(Laitome Q&A: Just send the PM. And I don't remember the Godmodder agreeing YET.)

Tazz moves to the Inner Tunnel and summons the Beta Streamer.

(Sacred Q&A: With my creative reign over the plot, I present you with the answer, shortly in this round.)

Jon moves to the Monitor room due to mechanical limitations.

Battlefury fails to respawn due to being still alive and instead moves to the inner tunnel because 1 Speed. And hits no one because they're A Gs and Friendly Fire is turned off. For now.

Pillow grabs the man in red and puts him into inventory. Then, he moves to End Room

Engie and Stoned!Engie shoots the Space-O-Goyf for 3 000 damage. Then, the Space-o-Goyf spits out a women in red, and swallows her whole shortly after.

Jindra moves to the Monitor Room.

Hyena and the Sergal Knight moves to the Inner Tunnel.

Talist moves to the Inner Tunnel

—

End of Turn:

Tabbune moves to the Wizard Room. Quickly, time is short.

—

Anouncement: The Mesa Cavern Warehouse shall be erased in 2 rounds. Pack, move, or be erased temporarily.

Also, those with entities and artifacts should send their stats to me. I need stats to make this game go logically.

—

Battlefield:

Mesa Cavern End Room:

The Godmodder: 96/100 [GM]. Earpiece [A].

Space-o-goyf: 72000/75000. Tabb's Gem: ??/??, Inside the Goyf [PG]

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun. Ultramarine. Slowed.

Stoned!Engie: Slowed

Ripsaw: 2 Heads

Jondanger: 3 heads. Mysterious Man In Red

The Monitor Room

Pillow: Stonehammer

Daydre

Feathered [PG]: Wounded arm.

Hank

Piono/Deimos—Deimos Rifle

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Jindra: Laser Gun

The Wizard Room

Infinity: Yellow Devil. Rainbow Devil.

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000

Sacred/The Party

Tabbune: 10/10 [AG]

The Mesa Cavern Inner Tunnel

Lord

Shiny

Tazz: 3 heads

Beta Streamer: 0/100 Tech

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

Talist: Staff of Ysera.

The Mesa Cavern Warehouse #pendingdestruction

Paradise/Seda: 3 heads

Pastry

Undying: Gemblade.

Wyld

Netpatham: Origin Wands

Zbse: Zbse’s Book. – Black Crystal

Earl – Super Sheep 20P weapon

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Trip: Gunshot, Shield, Lance.

—

And I pass the turn to you.

edited 18th Sep '15 1:44:46 AM by Tabbune

dang it, I missed a round.

• 1 to hyena

82/? for potential

13/? for undecided

Hank and Deimos move to the end room.

Got to keep moving...

I head towards the next room, weapons at the ready.

'Release Restraint Alpha 16/20 "Nearly there..."

Awakening: ???? 45/50 with all boosts. "Alright, NOW I'm getting angry."

• 3 to Sacred.

Akantor: 16+1 = 17/75

Metal Gear REX: 2/100

i forgot my action hold up

I give a very startled reaction, and SPRINT to the Next Zone

• 3 Sacred Spirit

edited 18th Sep '15 6:23:50 AM by Trip

I begin to summon the Green Devil. My summons and I then move into the monitor room.

(The Yellow Devil and Rainbow Devil both have 7500 HP. The Yellow Devil can separate into pieces on liquid metal, which will run through an enemy for around 3000 damage total, and then it reforms after doing so. It can also shoot lasers out of its eye for ~2000 damage. The Rainbow Devil shoots pieces of explosive liquid metal in a small radius for ~1000 apiece.)

Green Devil: 1/15 (I'll decide stats for this when it's summoned.)

Kill Sat: 37/100 {Preparing... (70%)}(+1 from Tazz)

• 1 to Tazz, Talist, and Trip.

Force of Nature: 25/? Hint: Lawful Good.

What Even Gods Fear: 24/? Hint: Chaotic Neutral.

The Party notices Tabbune, and Shadow runs up.

   "Tabbune! Last we saw of you, you were glitched for some reason! What's going on‽"   

Arkus and the Sacred Spirit focus on preparing for their summons, and the others attempt to regain their composure after the chopper crash. After a while, everyone follows Tabbune.

Plus three to Tabbune.

WTF is a Goyf‽

Plus, I can't stat very well. Can I just list the things' skills in a PM and we can discuss the health, defense, and stuff?

edited 18th Sep '15 5:36:20 AM by SacredSpirit123

(Sacred: The Space-O-Goyf is basically a mutated Lhurgoyf, a species of creatures from Magic the Gathering, that evolved for space needs. Fanfic that.)

(And Goyf is short form of that).

edited 18th Sep '15 5:49:03 AM by Tabbune

I scan the Goyf for weak points (I <3 my Force Lance).

Point Singularity Projector: 47/200

Jetpack: 23/(X+5)

• 1 to engie, sandvich, cobalt.

edited my post to actually have an action and give-away vcharges

GAMMA TRIGGER: 1/55 (+1 from Shiny); Sea of the Soul: 94/12,500 (+1 from Infinity.)

Plus one to Laitome, Hyena King (I'm sure Cobalt isn't coming back) and Infinity Ryujin.

MOVEMENT ACTION: ME AND THE BETA STREAMER MOVE TO THE WIZARD ROOM.

STANDARD ACTION: FSEFTR, IN HIS POST OF LEAVING, LEFT A SAFE HERE IN THE WIZARD CONTAINING POWERFUL ARTIFACTS FOR THE WATER...HORSE, THE FOX TAIL, AND THE STEALTH BUILDER; I AM THE CLOSEST REPRESENATIVE OF THE WATER HORSE, SO I OPEN THE SAFE TO CLAIM THE ARTIFACT FSEFTR LEFT FOR ME; THE MOON'S DAGGER, HIS TURN ONE 'GIFT' ARTIFACT THAT HEROBRINE HAD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF STATS THEY ARE, BUT I DO KNOW THIS THING IS INFUSED WITH THE POWER OF LAPIS. AND THE MOON.

ENTITY ACTION: THE BETA STREAMER, MEANWHILE, WILL HUNT DOWN ANY MORE HEADS LYING AROUND IN THE CORNERS. I THINK THERE WAS A ROOM UNLOCKED VIA THE PLACEMENT OF SKULLS. JUST LIKE PROBLEM SLEUTH.

I move to the Wizard Room. "I'm moving as fast as I can without causing more problems." "Did you just refer to switching with me as a 'problem'?" "Yes, I did, because it would be. You can have your turn later."

The Sergal Knight follows along. "What do you think our next foe will be like?"

42/150: Class Cards (Include) (+2 from Talist, +1 from Tazz, +1 from Piono) "Don't get in my way when I'm helping you, especially when I'm working outside my specialty over here. Monsters slay Armies, Heroes slay Monsters, and Armies slay Heroes, remember?" "Then your suggestion is?"

1/25: A Small Patch of Alhambran Darkness "Something's wrong..." "You feel it too?"

The Candle BFS has burned down to a fourth, it's flame now wavering...

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get +1 each, since I rarely bother to change my gifted points.

36/200 16/50

I shoot the lurgoyf thing with a Gatling fish laser.

I move to where the Godmodder is and shoot the space-o-goyf with a duck launcher.

Something Something Something: 32/60

Project Starfall: 56/450 +1 from Talist

• 3 to Talist

I move on to the next room, assuming there's nothing to fight in this one.

Summoning Sketchpad 15/25

More Durable Than Average Silver Longsword 1/5

• 2 to Engie, +1 to Sacred

Unable to answer due aloud to the AG's around me (see previous update). I charge the godmodder and engage in close-quarters combat while whispering to the godmodder.

My employer figured you would like some additional investment, but as I said call the number at the bottom of the paper for details, I don't know the details.

Having finished delivering my message I break away from the godmodder and fire a few shots that inevitably and purposefully miss.

1+1 to tazz, jindra, and feathered

edited 18th Sep '15 8:54:46 PM by Laitome

Mallard: 102/125 (+3)
Walker: 30/200

+3 to Daydre

I continue lasering the Spaceogoyf. Stoned!Engie becomes confused, and decides to explore the room, leaving behind a train of weed smoke that could prove to be weird if breathed in.

I still have nothing to do other than move to the next area, the Wizard Room. Glad I'm referred to as the fox tail, even though I'm not sure Golden Freddy would know that.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +5 total. Jon Danger, Infinity Hyena_King

First Companion: 54/80 Willow: 68/() Stuff: Staff of Ysera, Healing Blues (in safe)

=-=-=-=-=-=Willow=-=-=-=-=-= Willow, because she's not an actual player and so can ignore movement rules, she follows the general movement of players through the monitor room and into the end room, where she suspiciously sniffs the air. There was a strange smell in the air that she deeply mistrusted, so she started to beat the air with her wings to blow it away at least a little.