Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

34/200 14/50

I investigate the mysterious red man. I have waited weeks for this.

Why is a yam attacking me?

Erm, Tabbune, I think I was in the place where you were, the Warehouse, proper. The Party crashed with Carmen when we ran into the warehouse. Where is she? And what does ctrl-f do?

edited 16th Sep '15 3:52:02 PM by SacredSpirit123

@Sacred: ctrl+f, in most browsers, opens a "find" searchbar, allowing you to type text to search the current page for.

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

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off the shits

@Daydre Pretty much, yes.

I heal the rest of the Devils' HP, and then summon Guard Orotic. (I'd give it around 10,000 HP. Two of its heads have a non-elemental attack, two have an electric attack, two have an ice attack, and the remaining two have a fire attack. I think attack damage should be the normal attack damage.)

Kill Sat: 35/100 {Preparing... (50%)} (+1 from freebie)

I hesitantly walk over to the mysterious man in red.

Summoning Sketchpad, 6/25

off the shits

Force of Nature: 22/? Hint: Interested in other creatures.

What Even Gods Fear: 22/? Hint: Interested in dinner... Commander Protoh shrugs.

   "Well, that didn't help. Still, Magic is Magic."   

He inspects and pockets a few scrolls, if any are present.

The Sacred Spirit gasps, signing frantically.

'Where's Carmen‽'

Everyone looks around. Shadow growls.

   "She's not here! Just what happened in that crash‽"   

The Party fans out, looking for any trace of Carmen.

   "How could this happen‽"   

Plus three to Tabbune, as our aggreement.

@Ripsaw: Huh. Alright.

• 1 to darkness, jondanger and hyena

@tabbune: I'm not actually there, it's Deimos and Hank.

80/? for potential

12/? for undecided

Hank and Deimos keep their guns level, prepared to blast anyone that needs it.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Mallard: 93/125 (+2)
Walker: 28/200

+2 to Daydre (pls donate charges), +1 to Inceptiond

I point out that, for some reason, neither of us were officially moved to the monitor room, AND the replacement legs plus use of spare head were both ignored, before the both of us grumpily try moving into the Mesa Cavern End Room.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

(Okay, just to be completely sure I don't fuck something up- donating charges doesn't take away from your own charge, does it?))

edited 16th Sep '15 3:44:16 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Thankfully, no, it doesn't.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Force of Nature: 24/? (Phoenix, Phoenix) Hint: Currently out of hints.

What Even Gods Fear: 23/? (Phoenix) Hint: Ditto.

@Pillow:Trollish response on my part. I really don't know what the red man is myself.

Gleipnir floats idly behind me in a roughly wing-shaped configuration while I cast a temporary strength buff on myself. "Reminds me of the way things used to be."

If the offer is centered on me, I accept the Gemblade. "An interesting weapon, I'd like to see that blade enshrined in the vaults of Alhambra, once we get things settled around here." "Well, he would, I'd prefer seeing it in the godmodder's throat."

I look over to glare at the empty space where Dusk would be if he had a body, before looking back to Tabbune. "What happened to you anyway?" "you looked like you were possessed."

The Sergal Knight celebrates their victory over the glitch. "Behold our glorious victory~!"

36/150: Class Cards (Include) (+1 from Shiny, +1 from Talist?) "And what's your opinion on the extra?" "I'd say 'Alter', but I know you won't agree."

8/??: Behemoth Cartridges (+1 from Piono) "How did you talk a mage into making it for us?" "...I have my methods."

The Candle BFS has burned down to a fourth, it's flame now wavering...

Talist, Shiny, and Piono get this turn's +1s.

edited 16th Sep '15 5:49:00 PM by The_Hyena_King

TGWLH: 20/?

A Ms!: 13/100

NC: 5/300

Freedom over Oppression: 15/50

Independence through Force: 15/60

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

RED Team: 43/100 (+2 from Jondanger23)

7/500 I look at the album cover. "Hmmm... this will be of good use."

Can I fire the Super Sheep now? What I do have in mind that it moves one room each turn and hits a Pro-Godmodder target when it gets there.

+1 each to Laitome, pionoplayer and Ripsaw

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I'll do a quick scan beyond the door with the 5 head slots. And if there is room make a quick portal past it and go through.

Training Partner 1: 56/200+ laitome

W.I.B.W: 20/20 held

???: 2/?

• 1 to laitome, daydrex2

Update complete. I may fish something up.

General: Well, gorilla. I forgot to delete the incomplete text on the last update. Also, this is generally the time when I update.

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Trip charges into the Mesa Cavern Warehouse and summons a Lance and Shield

Ripsaw charges at the Monitor Room and shoots Feathered. His shot hits Feathered's hand, reducing the effectiveness of his attacks next turn.

Undying takes the Gemblade. Use it well.

Laitome goes into the End Room. The Gomodder responds. And why SHOULD I cooperate with you? Then, a massive portal opens. From it can be seen the outer space, a platform, and a massive Space-o-Goyf lunging out from the portal. The Gem flies to the mouth of the Space-o-Goyf. Then, everyone hears a massive roar. (OCT: Okay, pm is open.)

Jondanger propels himslef with an explosive smiley to the Wizard Room. Creativity bonus: +1 speed.

(Sacred Q&A: Orly? My bad. Also, I do not know about Carmen because the one pulling Carmen's strings was Herobrine.)

Infinity heals his summons and summons a Guard Orotic (10 000 HP. 8 attacks, each dealing 500 damage of an element (2 pure, 2 lightning, 2 ice, 2 fire.). Okay?)

Daydre moves over to the Mysterious Man In Red

The Party did not find any scrolls or any sign of Carmen. Just a bad feeling about what lies forward.

Deimos & Hank prepares to shoot anyone that needs a blasting. No one's moving except Ripsaw who just entered and blasted Feathered. Shoot?

Engie and Stoned!Engie moves to the End Room. Slowed by the traps that Laitome set.

Hyena casts a strength buff on himself. The gemblade was taken. And Tabbune responds: Basically, that danged Glitch took my Arcana Gem. Basically my source of power. As to what happened before, my Arcana Gem triggered an immune response to the Glitch's takeover. Then, he notices the Knight's celebration. The Glitch still holds my powers and is probably trying to reattach itself to this world. Not a cause for celebration, in my opinion.

(Earl Q&A: Of course you can use your stuff.)

Jindra scans a door... nope, no doors.

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End of turn:

Tabbune moves to the Inner Tunnel. I need my Arcana Gem back. Would you help me?

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Announcement: The Outer Entrance shall be erased next update. Move or be ersade temporarily.

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Battlefield:

Mesa Cavern End Room:

The Godmodder: 96/100 [GM]. Earpiece [A].

Space-o-goyf: 75000/75000. Tabb's Gem: ??/??, Inside the Goyf [PG]

Laitome/Telmoai

Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun. Ultramarine. Slowed.

Stoned!Engie: Slowed

The Monitor Room

Pillow: Stonehammer

Daydre

Feathered [PG]: Wounded arm.

Mysterious Man In Red

Hank

Piono/Deimos—Deimos Rifle

Darkness

Cobalt: [N] – (Electrum Wand) – Scroll of Taming

Ripsaw: 2 Heads

The Wizard Room

Infinity: Yellow Devil. Rainbow Devil.

Guard Orotic: 10000/10000

Jindra: Laser Gun

Sacred/The Party

Jondanger: 3 heads

The Mesa Cavern Inner Tunnel

Lord

Tabbune: 10/10 [AG]

The Mesa Cavern Warehouse

Tazz: 3 heads

Paradise/Seda: 3 heads

Talist: Staff of Ysera.

Pastry

Undying: Gemblade.

Wyld

Netpatham: Origin Wands

Hyena: Gleipnir Frame and burning Candle – 2 heads

Sergal Knight: 10000/10000 [AG]

Zbse: Zbse’s Book. – Black Crystal

Earl – Super Sheep 20P weapon

Battlefury, - Grappling Hook, N00bsword

Spino Guy – Fear Gas

Trip: Gunshot, Shield, Lance.

Mesa Cavern Outer Entrance

Djkates: Odin: 11800/12000

edited 17th Sep '15 2:32:18 AM by Tabbune

Akantor: 15/75 (1/5 of the way there now)

I ASK everyone where the fuck we go now, whilst simultaneously beginning the summoning of the first in a line of beasts: Metal Gear REX

REX Summon: 1/100

• 1 to Jindra, EarlOfSandwich, and King Feraligatr

And then there was silence

I make a break for the End Room, peppering Feathered with smart bullets as I go.

Point Singularity Projector: 46/200 (+ from Sandvich)

Jetpack: 22/(X+5)

• 1 to Sandvich, engie, cobalt.

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

Oh, good, we're back.

As I gather my bearings, I move deeper into the Cavern. Or at least, a direction that will make progress.

Charges to be updated later.

SoundCloud

"Who are you?" I ask the MMIR.

Summoning Sketchpad 11/25

• 3 to Engie

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@tabbune I'm assuming Herobrine didn't tell you that the godmodder knows who my character is and that he knows why I'm there. In that case I'll summarize: Telmoai works for Omnversal Incorporated (O.I.). The leader of O.I., Caspen, has agreed to work with the godmodder. Telmoai is there both the scout the land and to assess the AG's by staying close to them.

Operation Corporate Takeover is it's own event but I wanted to do some smaller events and areas leading up to it which is what most of the PM I'm sending you is going to be about.

1+1 to jindra, tazz, and feathered

edited 17th Sep '15 11:12:22 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

((Wow, thought that this was dead for good.))

   BETA TRIGGER: 35/35 EXECUTING...    (+1 from Shiny); Sea of the Soul: 92/12,500 (+1 from Shiny, +2 from Laitome, +1 from Cobalt.) Plus one to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin.

Well that fiasco with Mr. Glitch over there is done...

   INDEED.   

Now back onto the main problem here, the Godmodder. The Glitch can be purged later, and knowing him he'll probably use it against us, allowing exactly that.

MOVEMENT ACTION: We move to the Mesa Cavern Inner Tunnel. No more waiting around.

STANDARD ACTION: Uh, nothing really to do here. We just have to keep moving.

ENTITY ACTION:    THE ALPHA PARTY HAT DIED APPARENTLY. CURSES. FORTUNATELY...   

   BETA TRIGGER 35/35 EXECUTING.   

   THE ALPHA PARTY HAT HAS SERVED ITS PURPOSE ADMIRABLY. BUT A STRONGER FORCE NOW ARRIVES TO TAKE ITS PLACE. I BEGIN THE SECOND OF SIX RITUALS OF DUBIOUS ORIGINS THAT SHOULD BE LEFT IN PROFESSIONAL HANDS, AND SUMMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY VERY BEING A BETA-   

...

   ...   

"...Fredbear. That's a Streamer."

   "I AM AWARE OF THIS. I THOUGHT I COULD ONLY SUMMON HATS."   

"Well, apparently not.

   "...WORKS FOR ME."   

   THE BETA STREAMER IS A SIMILAR CREATURE TO THE ALPHA PARTY HAT IN NATURE, BUT ITS RESOURCE IS DIFFERENT: TECH POINTS. UNLIKE THE ALPHA PARTY HAT, THE BETA STREAMER STARTS AT ZERO TECH AND MUST GAIN MORE THROUGH DISHING OUT AND RECEIVING DAMAGE. IT WILL NOT GAIN TECH THROUGH ANY OTHER MEANS, AND TECH CAPS AT 100 POINTS. FOR DELAING DAMAGE, IT GAINS 10 TECH; FOR TAKING IT, IT RECIEVES AN AMOUNT OF TECH POINTS OUT OF 100, PROPORTIONATE TO THE AMOUNT OF HEALTH LOST COMPARED TO THE MAX (MEANING, IF IT GETS AFFLICTED WITH HP TO 1, IT WILL GAIN 99 TECH POINTS).   

   IN ADDITION TO A BASIC ATTACK, THE BETA STREAMER MAY USE ANY AND ALL ABILITIES OF THE ALPHA PARTY HAT, AND TWO MORE: SMOKE LENS, WHICH CAUSES BLINDNESS AND MAKES ATTACKS HAVE A HALF-CHANCE OF MISSING ITS INTENDED TARGET; AND ANTI-VERA, WHICH REDUCES EVASION BY 25% IF I RECALL CORRECTLY. THIS IS ON TOP OF THE PREVIOUS ABILITIES OF DOUBLE ATTACK (HITS TWICE), POISON LENS (POISONS), ANTI-AEGIS (-25% DEFENSE) AND ANTI-AUDA (-25% ATTACK). ALL OF THEM COST 25 POINTS OF TECH. IT HAS 27,000 HP TOTAL.   

   AS THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY IN THE NEARBY VICINITY, THE BETA STREAMER IDLES.   

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THIS MAY NOT BE A RELEVANCE LINE.

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UPDATE TERMINAL VERSION 9.09; START.

SAFETY PROTOCOL 000 ENGAGE.

—-EXECUTING DEBUGGER...

—-EXECUTING ANTI-VIRUS...

—-EXECUTING GLITCH PURGE...

SAFETY PROTOCOL 000 EXECUTION COMPLETE. THREATS FOUND: 0. THREATS PURGED: 0. UPDATE TERMINAL IS READY TO USE.

"Oh? Is it starting?"

   "SO IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE DEALING WITH THOSE VAUGE FIRST-GUARDIAN THINGS FROM HERE-ON?"   

"Yes, and because of that you're losing evil text. That's just...eye-assault, and isn't really nesseecary when you're the primary character."

   "UNDERSTANDABLE."   

ENGAGING NARRATIVE SYNC...

SYNCING...

SYNCING...

NARRATIVE SYNCED.

UPDATE TERMINAL VERSION 9.09 READY TO USE.

USERNAME: The_Nonexistent_Tazz

PASSWORD: ***************************

VALIDATING...

USER ACCEPTED. WELCOME, The_Nonexistent_Tazz.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0 - IMMINENT THREAT. <—

DESTROY THE GODMODDER: FINISHED.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER 2: FINISHED.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER 3: PENDING ACTIVATION.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER TVTROPES: FINISHED.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER TVTROPES 2: ONGOING (MONITORED).

DESTROY THE GODMODDER MSPA: ONGOING (MONITORED).

So it seems that I really only have one option in this, the rest are already done or being monitored...Except 3. Omega, what are you doing out there...?

I'm teleporting out-RIGHT out-back onto the Moorblade, with a white-ish light deflecting the golden hues of Godmodding power that may have stopped me. I have a job to do! Golden Freddy can help you guys out just as much on his own, trust me.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0 SELECTED.

LOCATION: Minecraft Server, Godmodder controlled.

LOCATION SAFETY RATING: EXTREMELY LOW. SITE OF DTG TVTROPES 2. ESCAPE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, IF POSSIBLE. ARE YOU SURE?

Yes.

UPLOADING DATA PERTINENT TO DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0...

ALL DATA READY.

INITIALIZING...

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   IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT THAT MEANS. THAT MEANS THAT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ANY FURTHER. THE GOING-ONS OF A FIRST GUARDIAN AND HIS UPDATE TERMINAL ARE EXTREMELY...SENSETIVE. WITH THAT, I AM CHANGING MY TEXT COLOR ENTIRELY TO DISPLAY A LACK OF HUE.   

   .......   ..THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT. MY TEXT COLOR WILL NO LONGER MELT FACES IF USED TOO MUCH.

NOW. ONTO BIGGER MATTERS. TAZZ SHOULD STILL BE CHARGING UP SEA OF THE SOUL AND WILL FUNNEL AS MANY +1S INTO IT AS HE CAN. I SHALL KEEP DOING MY THING WHILE HE DOES HIS.

SO REALLY. NOTHING HAS CHANGED WHATSOEVER EXCEPT SOME FANCY CUTSCENE.

WELL. HOPEFULLY. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THESE KINDS OF THINGS.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT NONSENSE, ONTO MURDERING THINGS.

edited 17th Sep '15 10:36:28 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!