Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Everyone gets free ones for my inability to function. I cannot adult tonight.

Piono. Refer to the Gm council please.

edited 18th Aug '15 12:06:17 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Uh.... Adult?

Go home Herobrine, you're drunk!

/null

edited 17th Aug '15 11:44:53 PM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

Force of Nature: 10/? (Jindra)

What Even Gods Fear: 10/? (Herobrine)

These are expected to grow really big, and they're going to be awesome. Some help would be appreciated.

edited 18th Aug '15 4:41:10 AM by SacredSpirit123

Okay guys, herobrine has stated that he isn't going to be able to responsible responsibly for the next little while, so I'm going to take over updating for just a little while.

He hasn't yet sent me the important info, so the update will have to come tonight, but be aware, I'm running a lot of stuff at once already, this might end up falling by the wayside in that rather large to-do list, although unlike herobrine all of that stuff is online, so I don't actually have a packed schedule, just vigilant parents helping to make sure I don't spend too much time on the computer.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

OK, charge collection time

charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 35/95 -piono

• Mega mushroom: 6/20

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Welcome back Piono. ;P

Also, I give the extra +1 to Tazz.

21/200 2/50

Why is a yam attacking me?

Welp, I've decided to do it now since I won't be able to update if I don't do it now.

So, without further ado...

STAND IN ANTI-NINJA APOLOGIZES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Q&A:

• General: Everybody remember that I'm not herobrine. He's given me info on what's coming up so I'm not going to do much other than regular mob bashing with the rest of you guys until I don't know what's coming anymore. I'm still going to post though, I need to get my charges up.
• Tazz: I hope you're okay with me fixing the update so that it correctly lists sacred as being the one carrying Carmen.
• Shiny: Carmen happens to currently be in the transport chopper in the previous zone.

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Pastry prepares another chidori. Cobalt moves to the mesa cavern entrance, and debuffs the glitched tank’s defense and buffs its offense. Zbse charges forwards, and up to the mesa cavern entrance. Shiny attempts to find Carmen, but is unable to. Seda crawls behind some cover and applies bandages. Without magic or something it might take one or two rounds to recover completely, but the wound is surprisingly light.

feathered sprays weaponry down on jindra to try and prevent him from attacking effectively, but fails completely and utterly when jindra teleports right up to the leg and smashes it with a hammer for 1500 damage. Fseftr charges past the zombies with his knife, getting to the warehouse easily. Jondanger throws ducks at the zombies many of which begin falling over due to severe duck-related allergies.

Tabbune sees no enemies, but is quickly assaulted by the zombies that he apparently did not see, preventing him from moving onwards. He summons the gemblade after disentangling himself from the belligerent undead. Net somewhat disinterestedly shoots a zombie. One zombie down is not gonna help a whole lot bub. Pillow summons a swarm of flying piranha which attack and devour the zombies that attempt to stop him from getting to the warehouse.

Trip attempts to enter the mesa but is blocked by the horde of zombies. They’re still troublesome, even if there aren’t many left. the Aspects of Unity board the transport chopper after Golden Freddy teleports Carmen to them. The Alpha Party Hat destroys the glitched tank, but not before getting counter-attacked for 4000 damage.

Infinity summons the rainbow devil, and he and his two summons begin smashing their way through zombies. Their numbers are actually beginning to thin out noticeably. Galaxy eyes full armor photon dragon hits the field… just in time to watch the party hat smash it through the cursed debuff.

The transport chopper moves back over the valley, Hank moves into the mesa cavern entrance and attempts to sneak past the tank, only to get caught by the zombies. After a fair bit of chewing and swording, he breaks away from them. Engie fails to roll into the warehouse, but he does make it to the mesa cavern entrance. He crafts part of a triple barreled shotgun out of three of his heads.

Lordofthe Sword somehow makes it past the zombies, who are now the sole targets of just about everything, and gets into the warehouse. Darkness casts Pk fire, killing more zombies, then shields himself, and using that, barrels past the zombies. Phoenix unleashes undying earth, dealing enormous damage to the zombies, and launching them in every direction. Large amounts of the horde have been depleted!

Hyena finally makes it up to the mesa cavern entrance. Talist charges past the zombies, and gets grabbed by them and dragged back to the mesa cavern entrance. No 2-area moves for you! Telmoai unleashes lots of explosives, getting into the room with the metal gear. He looks around and quickly dives into another room. He looks up. It looks like this room is a dead-end… But there’s a massive computer monitor, covered in notes and messages of a strange language that he doesn’t recognize. Battlefury launches rockets everywhere, making even more fire. Since the zombies have greatly thinned out, ripsaw is able to make it into the warehouse.

THE MESA CAVERN

• THE GODMODDER: 96/100

MONITOR ROOM

• Telmoai - Earpiece

THE MESA CAVERN TUNNEL

• Feathered: [PG] METAL GEAR REX 42200/45000
• Jindra

THE MESA CAVERN WAREHOUSE

• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger
• Pillow: Stonehammer
• Lord
• Darkness
• Ripsaw: 2 heads.

THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE

• Zombies en much less masse
• Tabbune: Gemblade: 15/15 uses
• Pastry
• Paradise/Seda: 3 heads – Seda shot in the leg, recovering
• Djkates: Odin: 10800/12000
• Trip: Gunshot
• Tazz: Alpha Party Hat 2800/9000
• Phoenix: Flameheart and Heatwave
• Netpatham: Origin Wands
• Shiny
• Jondanger: 3 heads
• Infinity: Yellow Devil, Rainbow Devil
• Hank
• Zbse: Zbse’s Book.
• Talist: Staff of Ysera.
• Engie: 1 head, part of 3-barreled shotgun.
• Hyena: Sergal Knight 10000/10000 and Burning Candle
• Villagers being un-alived

THE VALLEY (On fire) - Piono’s Chopper is Here

• Piono: Deimos Rifle, Transport Chopper (not acting here)
• Sacred (in Transport Chopper)
  • Carmen Sandiego (In Transport Chopper)
• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
• Paradise’s Mobile Oran Farm: (On fire)
• Generic: Gatekeeper’s Scythe
• Wolfarc: Pizza 7/8 – 1 Black crystal
• Dimentio, Earl, spino, Solar, Feraligatr, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo, Chaoscreeper, Damacyn, [AG]
• Cobalt: [N] – Electrum Wand
• Friendly Fire is on.

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"Quote of the day"

"You ever tried multitasking? No, I'm not talking about pussyfooting around with watching a book and reading a movie at the same time. Yeah, I know I screwed that up, but pardon me, fighting off a zombie, an angry gorilla and a giant dragon bunny all at the same time while trying to make witty banter is a bit taxing on one's nerves."

edited 18th Aug '15 9:08:55 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

"So, uh... what's the point of being in this warehouse?"

I continue on deeper if there's another area. If not, well...

A Charge: 37/? engie, free

Another Charge: 36/? engie, talist

2 to engie, +1 to talist

edited 18th Aug '15 4:15:19 PM by fseftr

Aaand timestep with portals to the computer system. Then run analysis.

• 3 Tazz

edited 18th Aug '15 9:34:07 AM by Netpatham

Opening my handbag: 24/50 (Paradise, hyena, djkates, and Herobrine's freebie.)

A weapon: 5/50

I apologize to Seda for not noticing him and coming to his aid, then wrap the shot on his leg with an enchanted bandage to heal it. As the bandage is tightened, it disappears, merging into his skin.

• 2 to paradise as apology for leaving him wounded last round. Also +1 to Hyena

edited 18th Aug '15 10:20:56 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

Akantor: 12/75 (with the bonus +1 from Herobrine earliers)

Lance: 2/5

Ohp zombies.

I jump back, and start SHOOTAN the zombies.

And then there was silence

I charge towards the Zombies, slashing at them with the Candle, setting them aflame with every strike. I end the combo with a series of swings that throw molten wax from the candle's end, forming a magic circle across the ground.

"Now, In the name of Leon Blanche." "Don't you mean, in the name of Fenrir Urwulf?"

The circle is then consumed in a pillar of fire.

Three-quarters of the candle BFS remain...

"What just happened?" The Sergal Knight stands back to avoid getting burned, also because fur and hot wax do not get along well.

9/?? : An Indulgence of Sealing (+1 from Shiny)

20/?? : Class Cards (+1 from Herobrine)

Talist gets a +2, +1 for Shiny.

edited 18th Aug '15 2:03:14 PM by The_Hyena_King

...Hoooooooold on. Earlier, I assisted Fseftr when he was by the cavern entrance by kicking off a zombie's head. Which would mean I would have to be over by the mesa cavern entrance already... so I moved from the mesa cavern entrance to the mesa cavern entrance... Just saying, there's something off about that.

/null

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

@Net: Exposite what, exactly?

   BETA TRIGGER: 18/35    (+2 from Netpatham); Sea of the Soul: 59/12,500 (+1 from Laitome, +2 from Netpatham, +1 from GM)

Plus one to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin

   ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 50/100   

Net has +3 in the Exposition Fairy Bank; which topics do you want discussed?

-Yggdrasil the Origin Tree & The First Block -Minecraft's (In-universe) Origin Story -The Binaries -The Black Monolith -The Psi-Artifacts -Splits -Godmodding as an Ability -The Narrative and Conflict -First Guardians -The former Trifecta -Ancestors and Descendants -The Psi-Godmodding War -Requested Material (Depending on the complexity, this may come free or require a +1.)

MOVEMENT: I exploit a dance move made popular by a certain 90's musician to groove right past the Zombies and get into the warehouse with Golden Freddy and the Alpha Party Hat in tow.

ACTION: Noticing the Party Hat is pretty battered once I reach the Warehouse, I pull out a Quick Fix Medigun and fire it at the Alpha Party Hat, healing it up to the best of my ability without going overboard with it. When I feel satisfied with the Quick Fix's work, I then pull out several Healing Potions and use them on the Alpha Party Hat as well.

ENTITY:    BECAUSE THE ALPHA PARTY HAT IS IN A ROOM WITH NO APPARENT ENEMIES TO ATTACK AND IT HAS NO HEALING POWERS, IT GOES INTO OVERWATCH. THIS MEANS THAT THE FIRST PRO-GODMODDER OR HOSTILE ENTITY THAT MAKES ITSELF APPARENT IN THE WAREHOUSE IS GOING TO BE IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED WITH ITS BASIC ATTACK. IF NO ENTITIES SHOW UP, IT BASICALLY AMOUNTS TO DOING NOTHING ANYWAYS.   

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE.

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I cried and screamed until my voice broke, and when it came back I did it some more, because it seemed like the only logical thing to really do in that situation. I could see light through the rocks, I wasn't completely buried underground, and it might be possible that someone heard me. I think it was a somewhat-obvious fact, but for those not on the ball, someone did. I'm not sure how long it was, but it was less than a day, I think. Still ranks among the worst experiences of my life, but how it ended was another story.

I was about to go to sleep-and probably go to the Deep Sleep, mind you-when I heard something aboveground. A voice. A human language. My past selves were taught how to translate it quickly.

"...And then, uh, maybe visit the Ranch? Yeah, that's what I'll do..."

I yelled, or did the closest approximation I could at this point. My throat was horribly hoarse from all the screaming but I tried my best.

"...What was that?"

I tried yelling again.

"Uh, oh! Oh my, augh!" I heard footsteps, barely. "Something's under these rocks...Hello?"

I tried yelling yet again, considering the first two times worked.

"Oh, a Pokemon! Oh man, oh no, Uh, I'll help, little guy! I have to move these rocks out of the way!"

I could hear footsteps above me. You could not believe how relieved and happy I was, salvation was at hand at last from this horrible predicament. I was still scared near-to-death when I heard the sound of more rocks moving above my head. All I could do about it was keep yelling-well, until my voice broke again, anyways.

I was horribly broken and cried tears of joy when a boulder just above my head finally moved out of the way, letting out some more light. I was blinded for a second, and was in no condition to really physically do anything, so when some hands grabbed hold of me I just let it happen and kept crying for a while. I didn't care who saved me right now, the whole ordeal was too much on me. I could tell I was being carried somewhere-I could barely care, and I could barely see where I was anyways with all those tears in my eyes.

I think I cried myself to sleep, actually.

When I woke up, I was...Well, somewhere unfamiliar, really. I was not usually associated with the humans of the world I inhabited, and barely saw them to begin with. I wasn't completely unfamiliar with humanity, but I was not exactly a close friend of humankind in general. I definitely wasn't going to care. The place was soft, cool, fairly friendly-looking, and I could smell food. It was also kind of small, but I could actually walk around and stuff. (It was a Tent FYI) I decided to get up and actually stretch for a second, but before I could do so, something else caught my eye-small, green, rather snakelike, and staring at me.

"Oh, so you wake up at last? Jeez..." His voice sounded nasally and he couldn't have been all that older than I was.

"..."

"...Not a talker, huh?...You look hungry."

I nodded. I was jonsing for a bite.

"Hang on a minute...OI, WAKE UP!" The Snivy shouted.

He seemed to not be yelling at me, but something behind me and to my right. I turned around, and lo and behold my salvation, in the form of a ten-year old boy who probably happened upon me by chance and circumstance. His hair was in a massive mess, he was wearing some blue pajamas, and considering I was fairly young, he was probably twice my height. He certainly didn't sleep gracefully; he was drooling out of his open mouth.

"HEY! RISE AND SHINE!...Please tell me he doesn't sleep this late all the time. Oh, right, uh, that guy sleeping behind you is Nate. Saved your life...I don't know him all that well, met yesterday."

Nate certainly wasn't budging.

"OH COME ON, WAKE UP ALREADY, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!! WE NEED FOOD!!"

I decided to do some Knot-Cutting and immediately slam one of my hooves into his chest.

"AH! Ow!...OH! You're awake!...Please don't do that again."

"...Did you seriously just kick him in the chest?"

"I'm hungry."

The boy known as Nate decided to check his watch. "...Whoa! Augh! It's already noon, you guys must be starving!..."

I nodded.

"OK, where's that food..." Nate muttered while searching through a backpack slumped up against the corner of this small structure.

And that started my first day with this guy, who I officially owed a life debit to. I wasn't going to up-and-leave him anytime soon, and I could see myself doing a LOT to make up for this whole debacle.

edited 18th Aug '15 1:06:02 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I continue to burn zombies with my flamethrower. The Rainbow Devil reforms and begins throwing pieces of itself at the zombies again. The Yellow Devil continues to shoot at the zombies. I then start to summon Guard Orotic.

Guard Orotic: 1/20

Kill Sat: 27/100 {Finding target...} (+1 from Tazz and freebie)

• 1 to Tazz, djkates, and Tailist.

I go to the warehouse, and begin opening tons of containers. Whatever items I get is up to the GM. While I am gathering stuff, I drop a folder filled with papers. I quickly pick it back up and continue gathering things. You didn't see that.

Pure Awesomeness: 22/100

Project Starfall: 23/450 +1 from trip, earl, herobrine

• 1 to trip, earl, and talist

22/200 3/50

I advance to where I'm supposed to be. When I arrive I hit the strongest PG entity in the vicinity with Sean anemone gloves tipped with man of war jellyfish poison.

3+1 to piono

Why is a yam attacking me?

@Shinycottoncandy: Seda Sessiztepe is female, just so you know.

question: are the rooms in the cavern in linear or branching order? That is: is it only possible to travel ENTRANCE>WAREHOUSE>TUNNEL>MONITOR ROOM>GODMODDER or backwards, or is it possible to travel at will between the rooms in the cavern?

—-

TURN 16:

Good thing that you're recovering. There's a warehouse inside those caverns, and its very like that there's something inside. The faster we get there, the better. We are racing Telmoai, after all.

• Got it. I'm going to have to avoid crazy melee combat for a while, which means either using my magic or pokemorphing. For now, I will use the least intensive option.

As she charges up magic, Seda limps over to the zombie entity that is too thin to be called a horde. When she's about 3 meters from the group, she slams the ax of her halberd into the ground, causing what appears to be a small steam of fire to snake along the ground towards the zombies. as it reaches them, the fire stream erupts into a large fireball, which scorches a number of zombies.

movement: now than an opening has been created, Seda quickly moves past the zombies and into the warehouse.

charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 38/95 -Shiny

• Mega mushroom: 7/20

charges go to: Infinity Ryujin, Pillowmantis the fish king... along with one +1 to Nonexistant Tazz as payment for exposition on whatever the hell "splits" are.

edited 18th Aug '15 4:06:50 PM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

a - / an electrum wand (0:4)

If I am in the mesa cavern entrance, as stated in the update text: I move to the warehouse.

If I am still in the valley: I move to the mesa cavern entrance.

Should I decide what I get from the electrum wand? You haven't been counting the zaps.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 29/60 (+5 from me, paradise, Jondanger, Tazz x2)
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 14/60 (+4 from me, djkates, DarknessAwaits, Ripsaw)
+1 to Tazz, Ripsaw, paradise

Mallard: 62/125 (+4 total) (HALFWAY POINT REACHED - INITIATING CUTSCENE
Walker: 19/200

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond (I seriously hope he comes back and uses these someday soon...)

I prepare to do something, but a cutscene gets in the way.

CUTSCENE

Somewhere, deep within the confines of the multiverse, known to many but not known truly by any, a being that has seen this kind of war before starts to awaken. It had arrived suddenly the last time, but now... this time was going to be different. This time, the others had had time to know of it's coming. This time, there would be no need to maintain the facade.

And then the cutscene ends, with a Silver Hakumen making a brief appearance to announce that THE END HAS COME, followed by exploding.

THE END HAS COME *BOOM*

The explosion jolts me into a sudden state of awareness, and I quickly use this awareness to search for shotgun parts inside the warehouse.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I look at the monitor somewhat confused, somewhat curious.

I'm gonna need alot of time with this one.

First I take pictures of the monitor and all of the notes and have them sent to Omnversal's off-site support team for decoding and translation. I also close the door and plant a motion bomb on it.

With the photo's sent to the offsite team I plug equipment into the monitor, bringing up a universal overlay I can use in the event that the monitor lacks a keyboard if it has a readable keyboard I use that instead and begin typing, seeing if I can get any more information from the monitor.

Something 17/100

OCT 53/1500

1+1 to tazz, feathered, and jindra

edited 18th Aug '15 3:34:11 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

TGWLH: 16/?

A Ms!: 9/100

I start charging for the New Conglomerate to come in:

NC: 1/300

Freedom over Oppression: 1/50

edited 18th Aug '15 3:54:59 PM by KingFeraligatr

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

RED Team 25/100 (+1 from Ripsaw)

17/20 (+1 from Jondanger23) "Three turns until the weapon arrives"

+1 each to Infinity Ryujin, Jondanger23 and Laitome

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I stare at the zombies... And then begin punching them with my flaming hand.

Mark of the Joker: 2/100

Bestiary: 2/10

Something something Arena.