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Wolfarc732 Pure Memes and Dreams from Somewhere Over The Rainbow Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
Pure Memes and Dreams
#576: Aug 14th 2015 at 3:42:31 PM

I try to pop whatever is inside of the skull out.

Oh, the Valley is on fire. Welp, that's alright. The Factory has decided it doesn't like fire, it seems. It leaves what little had formed behind, and I begin fleeing towards the Mesa Cavern.

   Book of Attacks/Summons: 8/???   

   Devourer's Mech: 12/150   

The Pen, Mightier than the Sword? Why not a Pensword?
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#577: Aug 14th 2015 at 4:31:46 PM

Deimos nods.

"From what I hear you're some sort of powerful magical beings. Pretty sure getting her up to the chopper shouldn't be beyond your abilities, even with the OP scale interfering. who the heck named that thing?"

Once that's been completed, Deimos climbs up into the helicopter after the aspects.

Anyone interested in exposition fairy-ing from the person who's read every single post in DTG canon, but is slightly more likely to give you extraneous info or miss something minor, can send a +1 to me labeled 'exposition fairy' plus any topic you wish to get information on. I'd give one to tazz on the same topic though in case I miss something.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Netpatham Since: Jul, 2015
#578: Aug 14th 2015 at 7:21:16 PM

"Probably Twin or 2K, Piono."

/null

edited 14th Aug '15 7:21:28 PM by Netpatham

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#579: Aug 14th 2015 at 7:43:21 PM

[nja] ANTI-NINJA. PERIOD. [nja]

  • General Update: I could've sworn I fixed the issues. I went to bed, woke up, and found the problem. Whenever I updated the post, I updated it on the post, not the master post.
  • Sacred: Which is why this is the prologue. I will not be doing that again.
    • Also I thought I was clear when I said whoever solved it would get the 10 points. Not whoever worked on the thing in tandem. I admit that the morse code flubbed it, but after I stripped that layer. Laitome stripped the numeric layer, but only fseftr stripped the final layer which was a cipher and a keyword. I provided the cipher in an easter egg in the last post. The Keyword.... Well, I'll let fseftr spoil it if he wants.
      • Since you really didn't like the result, I won't be doing it again.
  • Laitome: Sure. I think you're on the DTG forums. Take it to the Pms there.

Netpatham can’t find a PG entity to hit, so he runs to the Cavern and begins raging against the tank. 1300 Dmg! Lord focuses on the noises behind him. It sounds like he’s trapped between a tank and zombies which are rapidly dwindling in number. ZBSE enters the fray, infamous book in one hand and the other one on fire.

Cobalt’s EAS tones, screwing up Phoneix’s aim. Phoenix instead fires heatwave into Cobalt’s noggin, knocking him over. The Highway Cookie doesn’t’ seem to do much to the Tank. In fact, the glitched tank seemed to absorb it. Cobalt can’t reach the wand, however.

Darkness immolates more zombies and shields Fseftr from harm. Which is good, as several more zombies catch fire trying to zerg rush him.

Tabbune moves towards the entrance. Pastry moves as well. Dj sends Odin against the Zombies as his Five Headed bowls the tank over. 5000 Dmg!

Hearing Sacred explain the situation, Carmen’s eyes grow wide. “That Git!” Attempting to rise, she gasps in obvious pain, having trouble breathing. “What the hell did he do to me?!”

Pillow clears out more zombies with water. At this point, most of the zombies are fleeing en masse. It looks like that they were forcing villagers to mine something. Piono’s Chopper arrives to the Battlefield. PG’s may board this turn!

Nodding to Piono, Carmen tries to stand again with a pained expression, then falls down again.

“I can’t feel my legs. What did that freak do?!”

Looking down at her chest, she gasps as she finally sees the purple scars. “What is this? Why don’t I-…Wait”

Guarding Carmen and half carrying her to the Cavern Entrance, Tazz rescues several villagers. Some of them are carrying heads, whom are then thrown towards Tazz. They don’t want them it appears. The Alpha Party hat slows down the remaining zombies, but then gets shot by the Tank. 2000 Dmg!

Suddenly, an Oran Berry pops in front of the Hat. 1000 HP regained! The Oran farm is still active!

It’s also on fire.

Seda moves to the Cavern and blows out the treads of the tank, but gets shot in the leg for her trouble via tank gun.

Being paged by Caspen, the Godmodder lets the line hang for a moment. Then, he puts the phone on the table and brings down the wooden axe on it.

Inside Omniversal Inc, Caspen’s phone splits in half. Somewhere within the computer systems of the company, unbeknownst to anyone, a small virus comes to life.

Telmoai hears through the earpiece:

“You’ve been had, boy. They just got onto you.”

“Oh no.. ‘’Oh no’’. I-“

“Pull out and I’ll give you the Sandiego treatment.”

*uneasy muttering*

“Better. Prepare the Portal. I’m leaving, but not before I go acquire a little…thorn in my side. I’m not finished with her yet.”

“Now, if you would excuse me, I’m coming for some people. Including you, TELMOAI

*flatline*

Telmoai moves through the warehouse. The massive doors seem shut, and the high walkway he hopped off of seems to be the only way out. He can hear the Metal Gear in the next room over. Jindra stickybombs the Metal Gear. 1300 Dmg! Trip moves to the Cavern as Engie joins in defending Fseftr by punting a zombie’s head off. Shiny cures Fseftr’s paralysis as Jon obtains more heads.

Sergal Knight follows Hyena who has a flaming big candle. Talist door-slams some zombies in the face. Infinity gives the yellow devil a new head. HP regained!

Wolfarc pulls what seems to be a small, black crystal from the inside of the head. Wonder if this is in the rest of the heads.

THE MESA CAVERN

  • THE GODMODDER: 96/100
  • Feathered: [PG] METAL GEAR REX 43700/45000
  • Jindra
THE MESA CAVERN WAREHOUSE
  • Telmoai - Earpiece
THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE
  • Zombies en masse
  • Fseftr: Moon's Dagger
  • Darkness
  • Lord
  • Ripsaw: 2 heads.
  • Tabbune:
  • Pastry
  • Paradise/Seda: 3 heads – Seda shot in the leg
  • Djkates: Odin: 10800/12000
  • Trip: Gunshot
  • Pillow: Stonehammer
  • Tazz: Alpha Party Hat 6800/9000
    • Carmen Sandiego
  • Phoenix: Flameheart and Heatwave
  • Netpatham: Origin Wands
  • Shiny
  • Jondanger: 3 heads
  • Infinity: Yellow Devil
  • Glitched Tank [AG]: 3800/10000
  • Villagers being un-alived
THE VALLEY (On fire) – Pillow’s Chopper is present.
  • Sacred
  • Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
  • Talist: Staff of Ysera.
  • Engie: 4 heads
  • Paradise’s Mobile Oran Farm: (On fire)
  • Hyena: Sergal Knight 10000/10000 and Burning Candle
  • Piono: Deimos Rifle,
  • Generic: Gatekeeper’s Scythe
  • Wolfarc: Pizza 7/8 – 1 Black crystal
  • Zbse: Zbse’s Book.
  • Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, spino, Solar, Feraligatr, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo, Chaoscreeper, Damacyn, [ AG]
  • Cobalt: [N] – Electrum Wand
  • Friendly Fire is on.


"Quote of the Day"

"Quigley Down Under is a good movie. Watch it."

edited 14th Aug '15 10:00:32 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#580: Aug 14th 2015 at 7:53:08 PM

I'm not Tazz, I'm like ten times better.

Also, I enjoyed the cipher. The reward thing, do whatever, but you should do more ciphers.

edited 14th Aug '15 7:55:29 PM by fseftr

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#581: Aug 14th 2015 at 10:01:10 PM

Updated: Will try to update this Sunday. Maybe.

I am the once and future king.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#582: Aug 14th 2015 at 10:05:00 PM

I look at the tank, frowning as my Curse Mark recedes back to my neck. Sighing, I prepare another Chidori.

Chidori: 1/2

CobaltShade Supreme Memer from Soisaas Since: Jan, 2015
Supreme Memer
#583: Aug 14th 2015 at 10:29:32 PM

a - / an electrum wand (0:4)

I zap the electrum wand and move to the mesa cavern entrance.

Let's spice this tank fight up a little.

I cast a spell by chanting mathematical equations:

four pi delta omega plus delta theta cubed equals twenty-nine thousand three hundred forty seven
e to the i theta equals cosine i sine theta
t sub lambda three equals infinity
three j plus two k equals square root of minus fifteen plus one
This causes all damage to the Glitched Tank to be buffed. I then toss a Splash Potion of Strength at it, raising its attack damage by the same amount the players' damage against it is buffed.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 24/60 (+4 from me, DarknessAwaits, Tazz, djkates)
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 10/60 (+2 from me, Jondanger)
+1 to Jondanger, DarknessAwaits, djkates

edited 14th Aug '15 10:48:18 PM by CobaltShade

zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#584: Aug 14th 2015 at 10:38:29 PM

I grin wildly as I make a fist, punch the air in front of me with a hint of a familiar energy, and dash for the Mesa entrance.

Mark of the Joker: 1/100

Bestiary: 1/10

Something something Arena.
FeatheredDragon Hoo. from over there! Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Hoo.
#585: Aug 14th 2015 at 10:42:17 PM

"Oh, don't worry about me. I've got enough fire power here to level a small town! So its going to take a lot more than sticky bombs and spears to take me down."

I fire all three weapon kinds down at Jindra. The three miniguns sweep across the battlefield, one from left to right, one right to left and the third from his feet to his head.

The missiles crash down around him, close enough for him to feel the explosions. This spread shot stops him from strafing as I massacre the earth around him.

The rail gun warms up and begins pounding down direct shot after direct shot.

"But at least try to survive. I don't want to waste all this ammo on the ground."

19/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear (+1 from laitome)

12/50 Corotrangrul

@Laitome You do realise I'm PG, right? I'll give some charges this round anyways.

  • 3 to Laitome.

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#586: Aug 15th 2015 at 5:20:57 AM

Opening my handbag: 19/50 (Hyena)

A weapon: 4/50

I find Carmen, and then request to take a tissue sample of the scar. If she lets me, I test it to find the nature of the injury, including any magic and/or poison lingering in the wound.

This might hurt just a little. I'm sorry, I don't currently have my scanner that I could use to test your injury remotely.

  • 1 to Wolf, Zbse, & Hyena

SoundCloud
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#587: Aug 15th 2015 at 6:17:39 AM

@Herobrine: What are the "DTG Forums" that you mentioned? I'm aware of nothing other than this and the Minecraft forums.

@ Herobrine again: During the descriptions of what happens during the turn, player actions are often counter-attacked by pro-godmodder entities. Yet only rarely does this actually transform into the player recieving some form of prolonged injury (such as now, how my leg wound seems to be a status effect). What decides weather the injury is permanent or not? I'm curious.

Also, unless we fight something that invokes The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You, there is no need to differentiate between "Paradise" and "seda". If you need the situation elaborated, I will gladly PM you.

—-

  • Turn 15:

OW OW OW! Oh bloody hell...

Her fighting capabilities crippled by the tank-induced leg wound, Seda drags herself behind a nearby rock. There she grabs a first-aid kit from her bag, and sets about repairing bones/muscles/whatever that tank broke. It will take a few turns to fully heal probably, but at least It will alow her to keep fighting for now.

Disclaimer:The troper known as Paradisedj32 knows very little about human leg anatomy and almost nothing about combat medicine. Thus, this description is deliberately bland and generic. DO NOT use this as a guide for what to do in real life.'

charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 33/95

  • Mega mushroom: 5/20

charges go to: a +1 labled "exposition fairy" to Piono

  • +1 to Cobaltshade, +1 to Shinycottoncandy.

edited 15th Aug '15 6:18:05 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#588: Aug 15th 2015 at 8:03:20 AM

"Thanks, you three."

I run into the mesa cavern.

A Charge: 34/? talist, engie

Another Charge: 33/? engie

2 to engie, +1 to talist

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#589: Aug 15th 2015 at 8:40:57 AM

I throw ducks at the zombies.

Pure Awesomeness: 21/100

Project Starfall: 20/450 +1 from talist, cobalt

  • 1 to talist, cobalt, and piono

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#590: Aug 15th 2015 at 9:25:38 AM

Actions:

Free: Seeing no enemy, I go to the next location.

Charge unleash: I throw my gem up in the air, and them it transforms into a blue gemblade.

Gemblade stats 

Charges:

43/50 Sidequest: Remnants of the Glitching +3 from Pastry Person, +1 from Sacred, +1 from Trip

   20/20 Gemblade    +1 from Djkates.

Assists:

+3 to UndyingPhoenix

edited 16th Aug '15 12:12:44 AM by Tabbune

Netpatham Since: Jul, 2015
#591: Aug 15th 2015 at 9:26:09 AM

Blah blah, be somewhat disinterested, shoot PG entity or player.

pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#592: Aug 15th 2015 at 10:28:24 AM

19/200

I use a horde of flying, air breathing piranhas to attack any enemy in the vicinity as I advance to the warehouse.

20/20 I surreptitiously slip a fish wrapped in newspaper into my hammerspace.

  • 1 to piono.

where do I find this encrypted page everyone's talking about?

edited 16th Aug '15 3:38:13 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#593: Aug 15th 2015 at 10:36:45 AM


This post was thumped by the Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror

And then there was silence
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#594: Aug 15th 2015 at 10:38:03 AM

Lance: 2/5

Akantor: 11/75

I ENTER THY MESA

  • 1 to Undying, Jondanger and fsefter(sic?)

And then there was silence
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#595: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:04:53 AM

For those of you already in the mesa cavern, you need to move into the warehouse. Going deeper into the cvaern wont work. Thats probably why some of you got confused by being in the cavern yet not moving.

I am the once and future king.
SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#596: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:43:18 AM

Charges:

Force of Nature: 9/?

What Even Gods Fear: 9/?

   "Right, let's move on, everyone! Nothing to see here! Get on the giant chopper! Party, let's spread out!"   

Shadow directs the rest of the Party to rush forward and battle the flames, cutting a path through, aiding the evacuation of everyone else. Once everyone is on board the chopper, Shadow and the others board as well. Commander Protoh smirks.

   "Hey, boss!"   

   "What?"   

   "Doesn't this remind you of the times we did some work for S.H.I.E.L.D.?"   

   "Hah, yeah! Those were the days!"   

Plus to Piono, Jindra, and Pillow, for the beautiful Helicarrier!

edited 15th Aug '15 3:11:01 PM by SacredSpirit123

The_Nonexistent_Tazz ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! from ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! Since: Mar, 2015
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
#597: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:17:07 PM

@paradise: It's a story that can be quickly summarized, thank goodness. OK, there was this game, a predecessor to Destroy the Godmodder; Destroy the Tower. It's a lot easier to do the titular from what I gathered but the Tower re-spawned every time it got blown up, unlike the Godmodder. There wasn't a plot either. Stuff was fun at first, with a few people occasionally doing a few charges. They were fairly original at first, but they quickly devolved into raw stats; no gimmicks or fun descriptions, just stats. But they were still fairly reasonable in charge, under 100. Then TT2000 brought forth an unprecedented (for the game) 100-post charge; It wiped the floor with the field, causing everyone ELSE to bandwagon and charge for 100-300 posts. It didn't help that the GM (it wasn't TT2K) encouraged it. The entities were nigh-unkillable without charged attacks and quickly became a bigger deal than actually, you know, destroying the tower. TT2K Eventually made one last huge 1000-post charge, and then left because the game wasn't fun. Him leaving actually killed off the whole game because he had a lot of power he didn't actually recognize. Not sure how long ago this was in relation to DTG, or at least partially.

@Herobrine: I'd read the above even though it's not really directed at you.

   BETA TRIGGER: 15/35    ; Sea of the Soul: 54/12,500 (+1 from Paradise, +1 from Laitome)

Plus one to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin

ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 50/100

Standard Action:    "WELL GREAT. TAZZ IS ABOUT TO EXPOSITE HIS gorilla CLEAN OFF, SO EXCUSE ME WHILE I SAVE CARMEN."   

   I TAKE CARMEN, AND USE THE POWER OF STATIC TO MOVE HER STRAIGHT TO THE CONVOY IN THE VALLEY WITHOUT LEAVING THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE. I DO THIS REGARDLESS OF HOW WILLING CARMEN IS TO STICKING AROUND. WITH THAT WOUND IN HER CHEST SHE'S PRACTICALLY DEAD WEIGHT IN A FIGHT.   

-Entity Action:    THE ALPHA PARTY HAT SHALL DO A BASIC ATTACK ON THE GLITCHED TANK. IF THE GLITCHED TANK IS ALREADY GONE, IT ATTACKS THE HORDE OF ZOMBIES AND RE-DEADS SOME MORE. IF BOTH ARE GONE, IT STANDS THERE, DOING NOTHING WHATSOEVER.   

-EXPOSITION ACTIONS: —THE FOURTH WALL OF MINECRAFT. "OK, OK, so, as we all should know, each and every Universe is protected by a powerful Void Artifact known as a Fourth Wall. The Fourth Walls are all interconnected through some odd means; you can see events in other universes from it's four screens. It's more like a window, really, but enough of that. The point is, these literal Fourth Walls aren't figurative fourth walls, and breaking them is a huge deal-this can allow things from other universes to come in, but they can only come in to universes with broken fourth walls. There's other ways, but using the Fourth Walls means no traveling through the dangerous Void between the universes; using the Fourth Walls are significantly easier. If you can break them, anyways. It takes tremendous, world-ending force to even crack them. They're tough stuff. But you CAN."

"Minecraftia's Fourth Wall was broken twice, both times during the Second Godmodding War; the first time was caused by a PG summoning Bec Noir and having his ultimate attack break the thing into shrapnel. This was the means to the end known as the Homestuck Invasion, which was a significant part of the war for a lot of reasons. THAT deserves its own topic, but rest assured the Invasion was repelled. All you really need to know is that, in order to stop the Invasion and repair the Fourth Wall, we used a powerful artifact called the First Block and its wish-granting abilities to reboot the universe and make Minecraft's Fourth Wall near-invincible by the power of the First Block."

"The second time was a lot less noteworthy, a cataclysm unto itself left a footnote for a larger one: It was caused directly by a powerful demon-like being, known as the Employer, possessing the First Block and using it as a vessel to end half of one universe, then collect his buddies, the other Binaries. Yeah, the Bianries are a topic unto themselves as well, really. I don't actually recall if the Fourth Wall got repaired from that or not...There haven't been any invasion-like events, fortunately, so I think it has. Maybe. Ugh, Void Shenanigans, you can NEVER tell..."

—MULTIVERSAL FACTIONS "Hoo boy. Now, let us be clear, I have a lot of resources but a lot of stuff is being masqueraded from me as well, so PLEASE, be cautious and wary of other Multiversal Factions. These are the only ones that I know of."

"Let's start with one that is simultainously obvious and not-so-obvious; Godmodding Incorporated. Previously the property of User Zero, the First Omega-Plus Godmodder, it was handed over to Richard when he offed her...Say, come to think of it, didn't User Zero get revived? Oh, that's for another time, I think, though it is seriously worrying. But anyways; these guys are the Pro-Godmodding forces you know and despise with all of your soul. Their ranks are a very mixed lot, a considerable colegmerate of Entities, including some Trope deities, but they are staffed and manned primarily by Terrors and Mechs, the Godmodder's own creations. More on those guys in Godmodding as an Ability, they're a topic to itself. But yeah. Godmodding Inc, last I checked on it, Somehow turned Rage into Money and use the power of Ragequitting Minecraft Players to make millions. Yeah. I-I really don't get this. I just, don't get this. Like, Richard's a slient billionaire over there alerady, and then there's THAT. Don't ask me anything about THAT. Oh, yeah, may be an important tidbit-Richard was once a friend of Notch. Notch is a powerful man himself, and can go toe-to-toe with the Godmodder for an extended period. It would be useful to ally up with him if we can."

"OK, the obvious one is done. Now onto some of the less obvious ones. Now, this one's a personal button of mine: Project Nexus. These guys are an independant army hell-bent on conquering the known Multiverse, though really it's more destroying it than anything. Their leader is a rogue Minecraftian by the name of Piono-let me be blunt, he is a right gorilla-I don't use Fredbear's language, but yeah, not many other ways to put it. He's also a right UNKILLABLE gorilla. He's extremely well-trained, became an Alpha Godmodder, and possesses twenty-five legendary weapons corresponding to the twenty-five most basic elements of the Multiverse:"

Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Nature, Energy, Ice, Lightning, Light, Dark, Void, Time, Space, Chaos, Order, Life, Death, Metal, Psychic, Gravity, Magic, Distortion, Creation, Oblivion, and Reality.

"Yeah. And that's just their official/unofficial leader; There's also Phobos, who I don't really have much of a grip on power-wise other than it involves ImprobabilityDrives; Tricky the Clown, who has a really strong Improbability Drive and is basically impossible to kill; and the OP King, who is stronger than True Form Engie by a considerable margin. Keep in mind, True Form Engie, completely unrestrained by the OP Scale, is considered stronger than the Godmodder. Fortunately, they're the most noteworthy stuff; Their most basic troops are the definition of cannon fodder; their strategy is basically zerg rush. I think they're 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999998918347091324% clones. Their elite units are more of a threat, but they are still manageable, to us anyways. One of their more recent actions brought out a lot of Voidbeasts, making Void Travel hard in the 'core' Multiverse-and that was them, for the record. They haven't made any overt moves."

"Speaking of Engie, there's also Engietech, owners of the largest ship in the known Multiverse, the Mainframe. They're fortunately usually not a conquery-sort, because, you know. It's Engie. Like, go ask him for a business statement. They don't have much territory holdings that I am aware of, but they are your go-to guys for the top-of-the-line bleeding-edge armaments. And I mean, you can point some of this stuff at Omniversal Incorporated and watch the whole thing explode. You do not screw with the Universe Eater who went into technology research. I think one of his armaments are literally sun cannons? They shoot suns? Yeah, apparently a 10,000 post charge can get you half of a full-power Engietech weapon. Or it's joked to be that, at least, hehe."

"Engietech is good friends with the HMASBC, or rather Engie is a friend of Blue so they're unlikely to quarrel...Oh, right. The HMASBC is the largest shipbuilding company in the known Multiverse, keeping it short. It's mostly owned by Blue over there, I think. The other primary company shareholder is her husband...Red. They're codenames, and I don't know what their real names are. As a whole, they're not the nicest group. Actually pretty amoral-they'll start wars for fun and profit, ugh. Kind of like Omniversal Incorporated in that regard...I don't even know, though. but I'm not sure how similar/different they are. Omniversal deals in paralell universes while HMASBC operates in Void Ships, but who knows? At that level they all start sounding the same."

"There's also the Inter-something North-Western Vietnamese Security Association...Which is a font for the Italian Space Mafia. They're usually not involved with any of the Multiversal political stuff unless it interferes with their actions. However, they've claimed a fourth of the known Multiverse. Probably control a legit 3-4ths of that, but that's still a massive territory holding, more so than any other Multiversal faction. They haven't made any big moves because they're usually not chipping in money in whatever isn't illegal drug shipments. Do be wary, though, that's just as a faction; some of the higher-up individuals can have their own agendas as long as they don't compromise 'the game plan,' so to speak, so even if they're unlikely to act as a faction, well, an individual member can bring a surprisingly large amount of individuals."

"It's not all horrible, as all of that would attest. There are pockets of good guys and local resistance, and the Narrative...Hates Crossover events and Multiversal factions with undying ire, so I can guarentee you that most of those bad guys won't last. Most of all, there is the Inter-Universal Peace Corps. Demios over there is a member, or is that Sandford with us? I'm sorry, I get the names mixed up-but they're both members. I think there was something about, err, 'retconning' the original iteration out of existence, but there's a new iteration, headed by a chap named Eric. Do note: Eric and Piono have a history. Piono is the rogue Minecraftian of ERIC, specifically, and it's Piono who did the 'retconning.' So yeah, if you join the IUPC, Project Nexus won't like you. And vice-versa. I myself can't join due to, err, ideological differences. Let's say they're not always sunshine and rainbows and leave it that way, but they're definitely not villains."

"And that's all that I really know. Hoo boy did I talk your ear off."

TOPICS:

-Yggdrasil the Origin Tree & The First Block -Minecraft's (In-universe) Origin Story -The Binaries -The Black Monolith -The Psi-Artifacts -Splits -Godmodding as an Ability -The Narrative and Conflict -First Guardians -The former Trifecta -The Homestuck Invasion -Requested Material (Depending on the complexity, this may come free or require a +1.)

edited 15th Aug '15 12:23:03 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#598: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:21:14 PM

I summon the Rainbow Devil. The Yellow Devil shoots lasers at the zombies, and the Rainbow Devil throws pieces of itself at more zombies. I then burn some zombies with a flamethrower.

Rainbow Devil: 15/15

Kill Sat: 24/100 {Finding target...} (+1 from Tazz, Paradise, and djkates)

edited 15th Aug '15 1:26:16 PM by InfinityRyujin

JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#599: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:57:28 PM

I'm almost chuckling at all the effort to save Carmen. You guys do realize there is a specific god in the pantheon whose job it is (or at least part of her job is) to bring dead gods back to life?

I'll teleport right next to one of the legs and lean up against it. Man that looks impressive. Now actually try and figure out how your going to hit me. Maybe one of these days you'll make progress. And then I'll pull out a hammer start swinging at the leg.

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paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
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#600: Aug 15th 2015 at 1:04:11 PM

@ Tazz's horror story: The main thing we can learn from that, and I've been trying to hammer this in for a while, is that gimmicks and fun descriptions NEED TO BE RELEVANT. If creativity isn't incentivized enough, it becomes a stat grind. It seems we've agreed on this already though. So long as there is a reason to use your I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N, charges can co-exist though.

@ Tazz, in character:

Seda, despite tending to tank-induced leg injuries, still finds time to thank Tazz for the infodump. She had recorded all of it, and is sending the data to General Urist.

Thanks for the info. I'm glad to here that there are forces that oppose screwing with the multiverse as a mater of principle. Although I do hope that they are thinking entities and don't just try to torch anything that crosses the void.

  • Quite right..... When you first went to war, no-one thought that It would turn into a multiverse goose chase. I mean... from a nobody to someone with several escort carriers and a million troops at their command... that impressed people. but that was all restricted to the local system. There was no plan to go multiversal, but after the optimizists' nations were occupied and you found that they were building support bases afar, you had to follow.
True. The optimizists seek to "improve" the state of the multiverse be destroying chunks of it they find obscene. We try to stop them. I hope the narrative has the reason to see them as the bigger threat. Still, We've learnt that Omnversal isn't the only threat around. Even if their attack on TV Tropes backfires disasterously and weakens them enough for us to decapitate them, It will still be DECADES before we root out every power-hungry lunatic or omnicidal maniac
  • True, true.... Modern technology significantly extends our lifespans, but We will still be lucky if we mange to clean this mess up before we become senile. Well, important thing is to always keep moving.

edited 15th Aug '15 1:23:42 PM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

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