Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I start firing Heatwave at the enemies by the cavern, mixing in a few sword slashes with Flameheart.

"This is going to be all too easy now that I'm packing some...heat! HAHAHA!"

Awaken: Great Magic: 6/15 +3 of my boosts.

Awakening: ???? 16/50 Using +2 of my boosts.

• 3 to Tabbune

I move towards the Mesa Cavern, only to find a lot of zombies, a frozen guy and a tank.

I decide to cast PK Fire Ω on the zombies, and as I see fire spewing out of my fingers towards an entire row of zombies, I turn towards the guy (who is fseftr).

"What the heck happened here? Anyway, I will try to help you. I cannot heal you, but..."

I cast PSI Shield α on him. An attack thrown at him will be deflected without him taking damage.

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Sword of the Kings A powerful sword, it possesses the power of the Starstorm 3/15 ??? ''A thing to be decided whose description goes here 2/15

• 1 to Cobalt, Undying and engie

@Herobrine:I call BS on that miss. Oh well.

Free Action:

I move towards the Mesa Cavern Entrance.

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Charge Progress:

37/50 P.R.C +3 from Phoenix

18/20 Gemblade +1 from Sacred

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Assists:

+3 to UndyingPhoenix

I head towards the Mesa Cavern entrance, Curse Mark still active.

3+ to Tabbune.

Wait...only FSEFTR gets the charges for ALL OUR WORK?!

We must flee. Odin grabs me, and we ride to the entrance of the mesa cavern. As we ride, I manage to gasp out, "Thanks. Fire and cards do not mix." Odin does not reply. (Movement.)

As we arrive, Odin again takes mere moments to survey the situation before launching an attack against the zombies. (Entity Action.)

Guess I'll see what I can do about that tank, then. "Draw!" I check my Graveyard, and find Chaos Emperor Dragon's card there. Good. So Chaos Emperor Dragon did indeed de-spawn when I left the valley. "Perfect. I activate Dragon's Mirror. It lets me Fusion Summon a Dragon-type Fusion monster by banishing the materials from my field or Graveyard. So, by banishing five Dragon-type monsters from my Graveyard — in this case my Mythic Water Dragon, Chaos Emperor Dragon, Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon, Neo Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon, and Utopic Dragon — I Fusion Summon Five-Headed Dragon! And now, Five-Headed Dragon, attack that tank!" Five-Headed Dragon rears back all five of its heads, and then each head sends a differently-colored beam of energy towards the tank. A few body-lengths away from Five-Headed Dragon, the beams converge, forming one combined beam of intense power. If 5000 attack points isn't enough to put a few good dents in that tank, then that glitch is even more trouble than I thought. (Standard action.)

Starfall's power builds. Starfall: 4/20 (Including 1 charge from CobaltShade.)

Inspiration strikes. I reach into my pouch of spare cards, and pull out a card. I look, and see that the card is Wave Motion Cannon. It manifests behind me, partially translucent. Wave-Motion Cannon now charging. Wave-Motion Cannon: 1/???

One charge each for CobaltShade, Tabbune, and InfinityRyujin.

Force Of Nature: 8/?

What Even Gods Fear: 8/?

The Party scrambles back, forming a protective circle around Carmen, Fury and the Sacred Spirit fighting off the flames by absorbing them and blasting them with water, respectively. Shadow rushes to Carmen's side.

   "Carmen! Good, you're awake! The Godmodder was holding you prisoner! Ichigo trusted us to get you out of here. Can you walk? If you can't, we can transport you. Or you could steal a form of transport. Whatever you do, we need to be quick! This valley is on fire! We can't heal you through normal means, so we need to get to a safe place ASAP, so we can try calling the GUAG Medical Division!"   

Plus to Engie, Tabbune, Piono.

We all worked on that cipher, Herobrine!

edited 14th Aug '15 5:29:49 AM by SacredSpirit123

19/200 18/20

And everything is on fire. An average night for me I guess. I run towards the Mesa cavern entrance, clearing a path with the water in my hammerspace. When I arrive I bash some zombies in.

Why is a yam attacking me?

• 1 to paradise, sacred and tazz

32/? for potential

7/7 for Backup

Deimos groans as the Valley ignites. "Sanford? Are you gonna get here any time soon? Some idiot lit the valley I'm in on fire, and there's wounded that need evac."

A large helicopter flies in overhead.

"I'll take that as a yes."

7/7 expended! Transport chopper summoned!

The transport chopper comes down close to Deimos, and he hops in. It moves over the burning valley towards Carmen, slowly, with the chain (not rope!) ladder hanging down so that other people can grab on to climb up to the chopper.

Deimos rappels down once they reach Carmen.

He looks down at Carmen. "Well shoot. Is that... hold on... crap. Sanford, you looked at the file, right?" A small crackling is heard from Deimos's ear piece. "Ah right. Carmen Sandiego." He looks up at the Aspects. "Eric says that you guys are the Aspects of Unity. Looks like me and Sanford are on transport duty right now. We can airlift you out of this situation, then take Carmen some place safe afterwards. Sound good?"

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

RP:

Shadow nods.

   "Yeah. My team needs to get outta here with Carmen fast. We swore to Ichigo we'd get her outta the Godmodder's clutches. Some evac'd be appreciated."   

@Herobrine: Honestly, the point of the game isn't charging. There is a reason Twin capped charging at 50. I've heard a horror story from TT 2 K (aka the man you will ultimately thank for this game's existence) about how charging destroyed a similar game. If you feel the need to reward that, I say the next easter eggs only reward a +3. Still noteworthy, but not in

   BETA TRIGGER: 14/35    (+3 from Netpatham); Sea of the Soul: 51/12,500 (+1 from Laitome, +1 from InfinityRyujin, +3 from Netpatham)

Plus one to Laitome, CobaltShade and InfinityRyujin

ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 100/100

Because that's not nearly all of DTG's overly-vast lore and I want to get Sea of the Soul rolling EVEN FASTER, I am now opening up a new and cheap service for anyone hungry for canon DTG lore: THE EXPOSITION SHOP! For a mere +1 to Tazz Lore (exactly like that: let's be clear, this is +1 explicitly towards getting info from the shop, so people who +1 me regularly don't get bombarded with info they may not want), you can instantly be brought up to speed on a lot of otherwise not-obvious topics concerning Minecraft and the Godmodding wars, to the best of my ability. As we are currently in a Minecraft Server, this is actually fairly important to know. Act now and receive a free bundle-two bouts of exposition for the price of one! I would rather do this than just type up literally every last detail that might come up or tell it to someone who does not care.

Available topics currently include:

-Yggdrasil the Origin Tree & The First Block -The Fourth Wall of Minecraft -Minecraft's (In-universe) Origin Story -The Binaries -The Black Monolith -The Psi-Artifacts -Splits -Godmodding as an Ability -The Narrative and Conflict -First Guardians -The former Trifecta -Multiversal Factions -Requested Material (Depending on the complexity, this may come free or require a +1.)

Act now!

   "YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE CHARGING PLUS ONES FOR BEING AN EXPOSITION FAIRY."   

"Well, by asking for a relatively meager price, I can easily get people interested separated from people who aren't, and thus quickly figure out who actually cares and if I should actually say this stuff. I'll say what I need to if it comes up."

   "YES, I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY ARE YOU NOT CHARGING PLUS THREES?"   

"Because I'm not trying to be utterly ruthless here?"

   "THEN WHY CHARGE AT ALL IF YOU'RE NOT THAT CONCERNED ABOUT COMPETITION?"   

"Because I want Sea of the Soul up!...Heywaitaminute! Carmen!"

'''MOVEMENT ACTION: If Carmen is actually able to walk/run with a reasonable pace, I quickly gesture to everyone to get into the Mesa Cavern, or at least the Entrance to the Mesa Cavern, and then head over there as my movement action-THE FIGHT IS OVER THERE. Whatever's closest that can be crossed in a turn. If Carmen isn't able to really do anything, I do the same, but keep with her to make sure she's OK. Either way, once I get to at least the Mesa Cavern Entrance...

"Come out, weakling!" I say, prior to spotting those zombles. "...Ugh. Godmodder's not here...And there's practically an infinite amount of those Zombles...Let's see about rescuing the villagers."

standard action: With that, I throw down a grappling hook, catching one of the villagers by his clothes, and yank him up. I proceed to repeat this several times to get several villagers up and away."

entity action:    THE ALPHA PARTY HAT, HAVING NOT EXPENDED MANA BECAUSE BLUEY WAS DEAD, SOMEHOW MOVES TO THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE AND THERE USES ANTI-AUDA ON THE MASSIVE ZOMBIE HORDE, DECREASING THEIR ATTACK BY 25% AND THUS DECREASING THEIR RATE OF UN-ALIVING VILLAGERS.   

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE

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Slight backdrop: There is a home base for Legendaries. Because we have some very impressive space-time control, it's our own little pocket dimension, but that does not exactly mean we are 100% safe from every last attack ever, and occasionally there are some weird glitches. I never exactly worked out what happened to get me in the position I found myself in when I, and I mean ME, Tazz, came into being and, err, hatched. I don't quite get how eggs work either. Just, please, don't bother me about it, I don't remember stuff about ME me before this.

I basically woke up in a low-hanging cave. Not like the room in the Legends council. I highly doubt this was an intentional part of the Legends plan. They don't stick infants in low-hanging caves, or effective infants.

It was dark, really dark. A tiny fleck of light from a crack in the boulders was all that was provided, and it was not enough to make out my space. I had to bend my head low to move about so I really didn't see it much. A few seconds of navigation proved there was not much space either. It was rocky and rough on my feet. It was hot and humid, but humidity never got to me. The heat did, though. It was like an oven at this point in the day, and it was one of the first things I really felt. I don't know what it was like prior to hat

I didn't quite get what happened, again. No indications made themselves apparent, and it was pitch black. My eyes could barely adjust. There was only enough space to make some small circles. Hardly fun.

All I really got was that I was apparently buried under a landslide when I came to. I was not sure how I got in there at all. It was dark, and being freshly born, I was weak, but not completely an idiot at least. Where I was trapped was large enough to have some very small walking space, enough to make a very tight circle, and that was it. Barely any headspace, so I had to bend my head down to fit at all times. Can I say I have a few degrees of clausterphobia because of that? Because I do.

I could say I was tough and didn't get phazed by this, but I was. I...Ugh. It was a whole new kind of hell that I wasn't ready for. Fully conscious but cramped, with nowhere to go but a small circle of space that barely fit me to begin with. Again, my age was technically infant, and by an actual comparison about six years old. For a creature meant to roam about and have a lot of running space, being able to do nothing but shift my position a little was a nightmare. Worst of all, I heard boulders shift above me. I could legitimately do nothing-I was too scared to try to blast my way out, and given my age, I doubt I could actually move those boulders. My actual physical strength definitely was not enough. The only thing I could do was just make a lot of noise.

I was crying about six hours in, to be honest. That...That wasn't a way to live.

But I'm still here, so no surprises that I made it through. not of my own power, though. I would almost certainly have died there if not for outside intervention, and it wasn't a Legend's intervention either.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Yeah, I disappeared because I went camping and I ran out of cellular data. I have Wifi now, but not for long...

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

@Fseftr: Just what what the cypher on the easter egg? Im curious.

@Herobrine: Did you seriously fail to notice not only the time I transformed back to human form, but ALSO the time I reminded you? ....

@ The_Nonexistent_Tazz: I'd like to here this charging-related "horror story". Sounds interesting, nd could be a lesson to all of us.

—-

• TURN 14:

Uhh... whoops. s-since when was the grass that flammable?

• God damn it... Just get out of there!

ALRIGH, this place is ON FIRE and no hostiles remain. EVERYBODY GET OUT OF HERE AND INTO THE MESA CAVERNS!

movement: Seda, being a trained soldier, quickly runs/jumps/climbs/crawls/barrel rolls/<insert movement action here>/whatevers across the rock terrain towards the entrance to the mesa caverns, where...

attack action: ...she pulls the pin out of an HE (high explosive) grenade and throws it such that it rolls under the tank's body towards one of the treads. The intention is to destroy the treads and/or suspension on one side, which will leave the tank both partially immobilized and listing to one side, throwing its aim off.

charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 32/95 -piono

• mega mushroom: 4/20blaze it!   NO!   

Hearing Tazz's claims, Seda decides to ACT NOW and gives +1 to Tazz hoping to get information on "The Fourth Wall of Minecraft" and "Multiversal Factions".

The other 2 charges go to Piono and Infinity Ryujin

edited 14th Aug '15 7:32:27 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

@paradise The keyword was Salvation, the cypher was, uh... Codegroup or something.

I be paralyzed, I guess.

A Charge: 31/? talist, x5

Another Charge: 31/?, x5

2 to engie, +1 to talist

Oh, and I get out of the valley, with everybody else.

@herobrine should we start discussing Operation Corporate Takeover and it's (potential) sub-events now?

I take the earpiece out of my left ear and stare at it for a moment. I then put a finger on the earpiece on my right ear.

Victor did you hear that?

We know your every thought so yes.

Than can you believe?

That someone in middle management actually sent death threats over a few billion. I mean honestly how petty is that? pffft HAHAHAHA ahhh. That's way too funny, you should laugh more Tel it works wonders. Anyway I'll have someone look into it on company record, no amount over a million moves undocumented around here.

Thanks Victor and I would laugh more if my existence wasn't at stake here. Oh and get the Overseer on the line, get Caspen.

Oh I see, gimme a sec. I'll get him.

As I wait in the warehouse I put my new earpiece back into my left ear to try to hear more of the conversation. Suddenly, the earpiece in my right ear vibrates. I pull the left earpiece out and put a finger to my right earpiece.

Agent this better be important I just walked out of the plans for delivering CAIN's to our on-site facilities for the invasion so this better be important.

Apologies sir but there seems to be complications. Apparently there are nine other people involved with the godmodder right now among them is someone who swindled the company for a few measly billions. Also I need you to tell him why I'm here and that his delivery is trying to find him.

Alright I'll make a few calls, your handler will report to you his location.

____________________

Useless f**king agents, have to do everything myself.

Caspen lazily pushes aside a few papers revealing a phone on his desk. He picks it up and dials a number.

C'mon C'mon YES, ahem, Godmodder sorry for bothering you but my delivery boy is lost trying find you. He has a package for you containing everything you will need to work with us. You want a physical description? He greatly resembles someone who once fought against you and my predecessor, Laitome, except that his left arm looks like it came from space hell, ok. If you find him don't hurt him and he'll explain everything. So could you tell me where you are so that he can find you? Ah ok, thanks.

Caspen, satisfied almost puts the phone down but then he remembers something.

And one more thing, I know your working with other people, some of whom have a history with us just let them know that if they collaborate with us in this invasion they shall all receive full pardons on any mishaps and misunderstandings they might've had with the company. Okay, bye.

______________________

CAIN's are already approved? I thought they were still dealing with the water issue.

They were, they just decided not to bother with it and leave it. Anyway I got what you need.....

Alright I'm listening...

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Summary for those of you who are lazy (I recommend reading though)

People: Colors
Telmoai: Gold
Victor: Cinnamon
Caspen: Green

Movement: I move further down the facility towards the godmodder using anything the offsite team has told me.

Action: My offsite team tries to locate the godmodder. Omnversal's owner, Caspen, calls the Godmodder to tell him about Telmoai and asks for the godmodder's location.

15/100

OCT 40/1500

1+1 to jindra, feathered, tazz

edited 14th Aug '15 4:08:46 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

You do realize this is only going to get worse? I'll do a short teleport to be standing on top of the railgun, place a sticky bomb at the joint of it and the rest of the mech, and then jump away.

Training Partner 1: 24/200+ laitome x2

W.I.B.W: 12/20

• 1 to laitome

RED Team: 21/100

14/20 "Weapon due to arrive in six turns"

+2 to Laitome, +1 to Piono

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I proceed to press on to the Mesa, and as I do so, I begin to summon a LANCE and SHIELD.

Lance and Shield: 1/5

Akantor: 10/75

• 1 to Tabunne, Laitome, and Undying.

And then there was silence

Mallard: 54/125 (+1 from Darkness, +1 from Spirit, +2 from Fseftr)
Walker: 17/200

I dawdle over to the cave entrance.

"...Oh hey, how're ya doing?"

Then try to get Fseftr to a safe recovery place. Or, if that isn't an option, defend him/her/them.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Opening my handbag 17/50

A weapon: 3/50

I move onward to the Mesa Cavern. When I get there, I find fseftr and heal her(?) paralysis.

edited 14th Aug '15 12:38:37 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

I whack a couple zombies with a bat.

Pure Awesomeness: 20/100 Hit the twenty mark!

Project Starfall: 17/450 +1 from talist, earl, cobalt

• 1 to talist, earl, cobalt

((Been busy recently, I should get back to my normal posting rate early next week.))

"And why, exactly, is everything aiming at me now?" Because you changed into that ridiculous thing, change it back.

I create a BFS shaped candle and light it with the nearest flaming object as I make my way to the Mesa Cavern. Then I deactivate birthday mode, returning my outfit to it's default, monochrome, state.

The Sergal Knight follows along. "Where are we going?"

5/?? : Scythe of < >

16/?? : Class Cards

((@Herobrine Fair warning, I'm considering starting a subplot further into this game.))

Talist gets a +1, Piono also gets a +1, +1 for Shiny.

edited 14th Aug '15 6:01:15 PM by The_Hyena_King

Um... I already moved up to the Mesa Cavern Entrance. So, I move there again?
I put up some doors. They lure the zombies over and when the zombies start banging on them, they activate and open really fast, whacking the zombies in the face.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Fseftr, Jindra AG, Jon Danger 23. First Companion: 28/80
Willow: 36/(What'll we do with ourselves this afternoon? And the day after that, and the next thirty years?)
Stuff: Staff of Ysera

Willow:

Seems like that red clad figure will be alright, which made Willow feel better about not doing anything. Not like she even had any healing abilities though. She could cauterize something, but that really was not ideal. Watching the fires approach was nice and calming though. She stood, transfixed, watching the fires until she realized this was a chance for her to do something. Unlike her, the figure in red was probably not massively resistant to heat. She got closer, trying to avoid getting blasted by water along the way. She sweep her tail through the fires, putting some out and causing a small pulse of wind that blew away some more flames.

edited 14th Aug '15 8:27:43 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

I give the Yellow Devil a new head and then withdraw from the valley. The Yellow Devil's pieces reform and it follows me.

Rainbow Devil: 14/15 (+1 from Tazz and djkates)

Kill Sat: 20/100 {<<Find the Godmodder.>>}

edited 14th Aug '15 3:37:40 PM by InfinityRyujin