Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Alright, sweet. Got an artifact. I decide to summon an incredibly eccentric weapon to fight these silverfish. If the Godmodder slapped me with his Godarm: I manifest the Godarm itself, or at least a downgraded version thereof. I then slap the fish with it. If the Godmodder used the other arm: I manifest an entire replica of the Godmodder's avatar, which could probably be classified as a weapon under certain circumstances/definitions, and smash some silverfish with it.

Force of Nature: 6/?

What Even Gods Fear: 6/?

   "Tazz, I'm serious. Ichigo trusts us with Carmen. May we please get her, so we can contact the GUAG Medical Division? This is rather...urgent."   

Shadow sticks behind to wait for Tazz to respond, while the others put up a barrier to keep out attack, and the Sacred Spirit checks Carmen to see how hurt she is.

Plus to Piono, Tabbune, Jindra

edited 11th Aug '15 8:14:50 PM by SacredSpirit123

Anti-Ninja ships Joker.

Q&A

• Cobalt: I'll fix it.
• Undying: Was that weapons summon a charge'd summon?
• General: I'm getting slightly confused. Not because it is midnight, but because I'm having trouble discerning charged summons from normal one action summons. Could ya'll put your charged summons or completion of charged actions in evil text? [ [ evil: textgoeshere ] ]

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Netpatham attempts to commit verbal murder on the mobs, but apparently they’re soundproof. He does brain seven silverfish with a golden hammer though. Wolfarc summons a Pizza. Eating it, he feels… something.

Oh, it’ll probably show up later.

The Alpha Party hat sets off a massive Rube Goldberg machine which ends up cramming earplugs into Pinky’s ears. How did it suddenly get ears? No one knows. 1800 Dmg! The tuba doesn’t fit into the wound. In fact, all you’re doing is trying to stuff Carmen in a Tuba.

Chaoscreeper enters the fray, sending a Matrix Bomb at Bluey. 1400 Dmg! Damacyn also enters the fray right behind Chaos, attempting to shoot him with a minigun.

Far underground, the Godmodder feels something ping him in the back of the head.

“What the-“ 1 DAMAGE!

Cobalt uses the ELECTRUM WAND to trap engie in a box, then put that box in another box, then box-tele-frag Pinky. 1700 Dmg! Wolfarc acknowledges the Idiot Ball. The Idiot ball hands him…a skeleton head…..

Tabbune fire pillars Bluey. 1200 Dmg! Engie, right next to Pinky, unloads all of his crit rockets right in Pinky’s face. 2100 Dmg! Pinky then cuts his Bazooka in half. Shiny electrocutes several silverfish while Piono forces the duon duo to rip through the rest of the silverfish.

10 Glitched Silverfish Spawned! Oh dear.

Impact dropping Pinky, Seda fires a rock at near terminal velocity on its head. 1700 Dmg! Dj quick Draw Red Dragon against Pinkey. 4000 Dmg! Unleashing ‘’’ULTIMA’’’, bluey is slammed by a wall of energy. 7000 Dmg! Undying summons Flameheart and Heatwave and races to the cavern entrance. Pillow sets himself on fire and gives Pinky an effect attack. 400 Dmg Per turn!

Fseftr moves to the cavern entrance. Ripsaw heads to the Cavern and busts a zombie’s head all over Fseftr. Telmoai drops an incendiary grenade into the warehouse, then drops down. Exploding, the grenade just sits, burning whatever it landed on.

It’s a big warehouse. Like, stadium big. In fact, Telmoai can barely see the ceiling. Whatever was in here was… huge.

Jindra deadpans the Metal Gear, as Tazz gives the Alpha Party Hat 9000 Hp! The ubersoda recharges the Mana to full. Jondanger throws the panic attack at Pinky. 1200 Damage, but he just lost the panic attack. Bluey gets ‘Naded by Infinity. 1200 Dmg!. The Yellow devil acts and attacks Pinky. 2000 Dmg!.

Reforming, the yellow devil seems to be missing its head. Pinky grabbed it.

Glitched Yellow Devil Head spawned!

The head immediately attaches itself to Hyena’s face and begins nomming.

All of a sudden, the Sergal knight springs into high gear!

   PINK DUON GOES DOWN!    Lord enters the cavern, when he hears a sound from behind him. Seeing a glitched silverfish pop into the cockpit, he sees the barrel of the tank aim at his face. Firing his slingshot at Bluey, Talist finds no silverfish to strap bombs to. The Glitched ones run away from him. 1200 Dmg!

Generic catches the runaways and smashes 4 glitched silverfish as Sacred puts up a barrier, checking out Carmen. Being crammed into the tuba, her neck is bent back at a 90 degree angle Someone should fix this.

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‘’’THE MESA CAVERN'’’

• THE GODMODDER: 96/100
• Feathered: [PG] METAL GEAR REX
• Jindra: Fireballs

‘’’THE MESA CAVERN WAREHOUSE’’’

• Telmoai

THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE’’’

• Zombies en masse
• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger
• Lord
• Ripsaw
• Glitched Tank: 10000/10000

• Villagers being un-alived

‘’’THE VALLEY’’’

• Sacred
• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
• Netpatham: Origin Wands
• Talist: Staff of Ysera.
• Trip: Slingshot
• Tazz: Alpha Party Hat: Carmen Sandiego
• Tabbune:
• Engie: 4 heads
• Paradise: 3 heads
• Jondanger: 1 head
• Infinity: Yellow Devil
• Hyena: Sergal Knight
• Piono: Deimos Rifle
• Generic: Gatekeeper’s Scythe
• Wolfarc: Pizza 7/8 - 1 head
• Undying: Flameheart and Heatwave
• Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Pillow, Shiny, djkates, spino, Pastry, Solar, Feraligatr, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo, Chaoscreeper, Damacyn, [ AG]
• Cobalt: [N] – Electrum Wand
• Glitched Silverfish [PG] – 5
• Glitched Yellow Devil’s Head [PG] 3000/3000
• Bluey 3400/21000

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"Quote of the Night"

"Remember when you had Easter Egg hunts? I remember one. I think the Pantheon is still pissed that I invited the Joker and had him paint the eggs. Come to think of it, we never did find all of them. I wonder where he hid the last few."

edited 12th Aug '15 9:56:09 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

DANG IT MISSEDOP.

Oh well. +3 Tazz.

I pull out the holes and throw them at the mecha, should it appear. If not, I tell Talist to pull out the simulator anyway, and throw the holes at some random enemies.

(( I forget the exact formatting, but Player1 filled Player2 full of holes, which Player2 was courteous enough to return. {minus 25 HP} ))

Editing complete. Update tomorrow night.

I am the once and future king.

"I think this does all the talking for me."

I begin spraying minigun fire down on Jindra.

How's the mobility in this mech? Tanky or Speedy? And do I have limited ammo?

17/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear (+1 from laitome, 1 from herobrine) 11/50 Corotrangrul

• 1 to Laitome.

edited 12th Aug '15 1:21:52 AM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

I stare at Bluey.

"Chidori!"

I try to pierce his body with a spear hand thrust enhanced by blue lightning.

apologiess my internet has been bad for this week

SLINGSHOT TO GUN: 8/8

I toss my Slingshot into the air, and with a bright light, it transforms into a VERY DURABLE REVOLVER:

This Revolver is capable of shooting many different types of bullets, unlike most revolvers.

Akantor: 9/75

I pop SIX SHOTS at the Glitched Yellow Devil's head, and begin conjuring a strange... arrow?

Arrow: 1/20

And then there was silence

Free Action: I fire a stream of Frostbolts at Bluey, then jump away and cast a Lightning Bolt at it.

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Charge:

33/50 P.R.C +3 from UndyingPhoenix

16/20 Gemblade +1 from Sacred

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Assists:

+3 to UndyingPhoenix

edited 12th Aug '15 5:21:44 AM by Tabbune

I point my hand at the most immediate threat in the vicinity -which, thanks to nobody telling me anything, I have no idea what is- and unleash PK Beam λ, or in other words a powerful psychic blast, which may also instantly kill an enemy.

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Sword of the Kings A powerful sword, it possesses the power of the Starstorm 3/15 (Cobalt)

??? A thing to be decided whose description goes here 2/15 (NTI)

• 1 to: Undying, Cobalt, Piono

edited 12th Aug '15 3:18:12 PM by DarknessAwaits

Herobrine: No, no, no no no! The electrum wand summons an item to my inventory, which can then be used for an attack.

I subject everyone to a recording of a reading of the worst fanfiction ever written, a collaboration between Tara Gilesbie, PrincessAmerica, MarissaTheWriter, Hans Von Hozel, Chris-chan and Secondpillow. It is titled Minecraftia Nights. This makes everyone so horrified their attacks deal less damage.

Everyone: It's a recording. I did not write it and you cannot rip it up, because it's a recording.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 16/60 (+4 from me, Paradise, Ripsaw, DarknessAwaits)
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 6/60 (+3 from me, djkates, Tazz)
+1 to Paradise, Ripsaw, djkates

edited 13th Aug '15 2:11:24 AM by CobaltShade

17/200 16/20

I summon my artifact. The Stonefish, a hammer made of a fish. I augment it's strikes with my telekinesis and attack bluey.

3+1 to piono

edited 12th Aug '15 5:48:52 AM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

Force of Nature: 7/?

What Even Gods Fear: 7/?

   "You MORON! What in the name of the Shadowlands are you trying to do to her‽"   

   Shadow    tackles Tazz, carefully takes Carmen from him, and Fury runs up and punts Tazz straight toward Cobalt before he can write his horrible fanfiction. Arkus and the Sacred Spirit begin trying to heal Carmen with healing magic and potions, and carefully trying to reset her neck.

Plus to Tabbune, Jindra, and Engie.

TAZZ IS DOING MORE HARM THAN HELP!

edited 12th Aug '15 5:48:13 AM by SacredSpirit123

Continue busting Zombie heads.

• 1 to Cobalt Shade, Engie and Earl Of Sandvich

Point Singularity Projector: 24/200 (boosts from Earl, Cobalt)

Jetpack: 12/(X+5)

edited 12th Aug '15 5:56:00 AM by Ripsaw

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

• 1 to paradise, pillow and earl

(owed: lots of people)

I think I might end up saving these charges for after the prologue ends because I don't want to bring my villains in for a while, and I can't think of anything IUPC related yet.

35/? for potential

6/? for undecided

   5 potential expended   

30/? for potential

5/5: Pest control:

Deimos growls. "Fine. Let's pull out something... special" He pulls out a special bullet. People who had closely examined my gameplay in DTG2 would recognize it as an omega shell. A level 10 alchemy, and something piono loaded into the already ludicrously overpowered Ultimatum to make even more ludicrously overpowered.

This thing is basically bullet hell in one bullet.

Deimos fires it at the PG forces, unleashing an enormous wave of armor-piercing heavy duty incendiary bullets. At high precision.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

What alignment is the glitched tank...

Regardless, I purify its glitchiness.

A Charge: 25/? engie two turns ago, talist

Another Charge: 25/? engie two turns ago

2 to engie, +1 to talist

@Herobrine: Seda reverted to human form at the end of last turn. please fix your oversight.

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Turn 13:

"TAZZ YOU IDIOT! seriously, what WERE you thinking!" Seda begins to rush towards carmen, but slows down when she sees that a few EldritchAbominations are already administering 1st aid and restraining the local idiots. "good men. now, could someone please remind me WHY we haven't moved this unconscious person somewhere safer BEFORE this happened?"

This is followed by Seda running up towards the already-knocked-down Cobaltshade and taking the fanfic from her hands, ripping it up and stuffing the resulting scrap paper into oil-filled bottles.

• excuse me, but there is better usage for that paper than traumatizing everyone.

Seda then lights the scrap paper on fire, and throws the newly-made molotov cocktails towards the silverfish. They can't doge fire when the fire is the entire floor.

charges: Charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 30/95 -Cobalt, Piono.

• mega mushroom: 3/20

to Piono, two s to Sacredspirit, for helping to subdue idiots.

edited 12th Aug '15 3:57:42 PM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Hey, does anyone want to decode the morse code in the easter egg? I tried to plug it in to some translators but it didn't work.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

OOC: I meant for the Tuba to unleash Healing Majjyks, not to shove her head in a tuba!

   BETA TRIGGER: 10/35    (+1 from Netpatham)Sea of the Soul: 45/12,500 (+1 from Infinity Ryujin, +2 from Netpatham)

• 1 to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin

ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 100/100.

I marvel at the fact that, despite the tuba attempting to flow healing majjyks into Carmen Sandiego's wound, her head somehow winds up inside it. I didn't move the thing anywhere near her head at all. Wasn't the wound I aimed at on her chest? Uh, yep. It is...Um. I call glitch shenanigans.

   "...EITHER THE GM IS A-   

"DON'T YOU DARE SCREW US OVER WORSE!"

   "...EITHER THE GM HORRIBLY MISUNDERSTOOD THAT OR THE UPDATE TERMINAL IS A GLITCHY PIECE OF gorillagorilla, BECAUSE THAT TUBA DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR HER HEAD."   

Golden Freddy statics in and blocks Shadow and Fury while letting Arkus and Sacred Spirit past-what are you thinking trying to tackle me while I'm that close to Carmen? You'll probably hit her instead! I do so while looking in confusion at the tuba before quickly dislodging it from Carmen's head and healing the damage done from that event (I don't quite get how that happened still), THEN respond to him, slightly irritated by the tackle attempt.

"You're forgetting something, Shadow...This is not exactly outside the Pantheon just like last time was, where you could get the Trope deities in pretty easily. This is one of the Godmodder's many, many Minecraft servers on his literally infinite computers, tailor-made and designed by one of the single best programmers in freaking existence, and that's counting the entire House of Technology. This is a man who runs on Genre Savvy, he would have countermeasures upon countermeasures upon countermeasures for pretty much everything. I'd be amazed if we could summon the Trope Deities in without the Godmodder doing something about it, I'd be amazed if we could contact them at all in fact. He's most likely got an Operation-style virus to prevent people inside the server from getting off as well-no logouts, no power downs, nothing will work, meaning, how would the GUAG get in or out safely? We can't really create a perimeter and cut him off, this is his server, he is the owner and sole administrator, the Godmodder can just use some slash commands or activate some command blocks and undo our work within seconds! The Godmodder's a pro gamer, he knows about Shoot the Medic First, he WILL neutralize them the first chance he gets! Need proof? Did you SEE what he did to the entirety of the house of Gaming and Tech, or at least their avatars? They don't look all that useful, do they? The last time was on Pantheon soil-but now we're on his turf, and we'll be suffering for it! I welcome you to try, by ALL means, but do NOT expect success is my message to you!"

   CONSIDERING WE HAVE WASTED OUR TIME ON RP SHENANIGANS, THE ALPHA PARTY HAT SHALL GET ON BLUEY'S CASE WITH ANTI-AUDA, DECREASING IT'S ATTACK POWER BY 25%.   

edited 12th Aug '15 10:42:57 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I'll take a few steps to the right, and throw a lance at the cockpit at near bullet like speeds. So be it.

Training Partner 1: 21/200+ Sacred

W.I.B.W: 11/20

• 1 to laitome, sacred

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond

MALLARD: 49/125 (+8 from people)
WALKER: 16/200

I stroll over to where people are debating about Carmen's fate.

"Gentlemen, calm the balls down, I got this."

I then pull out a medigun. GM, flip a coin - if it's heads, I use the medigun to heal her. If it's tails, I accidentally whack her in the face with it. Somehow. Oh, and if the Godmodder screws with the coin, he takes 1 damage because NO HACKER MAN THAT'S ILLEGAL.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

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Pure Awesomeness: 19/100

Project Starfall: 13/450 We've already finished building Project Starfall, we just need enough money to buy fuel for it.

• 1 to talist, tazz, cobalt

edited 13th Aug '15 2:29:47 PM by Jondanger23

@jindra/feathered Could you two give me any charges you aren't giving away right now? It would speed up OCT considerably (as in halving the amount of time it takes to complete the charge)

@piono/easter egg didn't pay it much mind at first but I tried splitting individual letters up and I didn't get anything from a morse code translator. The binary says "godmodder files #001" but as far as I can tell the morse is just jibberish. I found out what may be causing a problem with the morse, the strings of periods get entered in as one character and a period instead of 4 periods resulting in an invalid response. I entered in the first word with a few changes to make it readable and got "?U6-U6-U6-U6-U6" not much to work with.

@morse work First word: ?U6-U6-U6-U6-U6
Second word: MD-WV-MZ-MW-MV
Note these are likely to be very inaccurate, I need Herobrine to verify because a simple copy-paste doesn't work due to strange characters.

@more morse work: The page's source code reveals why copy-paste doesn't work. ".-.-.. ..#8212; -#8230;. -#8230;.- ..#8212; -#8230;. -#8230;.- ..#8212; -#8230;. -#8230;.- ..#8212; -#8230;. -#8230;.- ..#8212; -#8230;." This is the first word of morse code in the easter egg through the source code of the webpage except that there is an "&" before every "#" and that is the root of the problem since only dashes and dots translate in morse. I had to take out the "&" otherwise it would read like it does on the page.

ACTION TIME

I scan the room using my earpiece handgun up and at the ready. If there is anything remotely useful in the warehouse I take it and shove it in my pockets.

1+1 to tazz, jindra, and feathered

Light arm activation (a permanent damage buff): 14/100

OCT: 35/1500

edited 12th Aug '15 6:56:08 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I move up to the Mesa Cavern Entrance and start re-deading the zombies up there. I protect villagers who are home alone with Home Alone like traps. Marbles. They always work.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Fseftr, Hyena_King, Jon Danger 23.
First Companion: 26/80
Willow: 33/(The exhilarating ripple of her voice was a wild tonic in the rain)
Stuff: Staff of Ysera

^Willow 

Willow reappeared on the battlefield. She had done the echoing her fire trick a couple more times and now felt more ready to try it in the normal world. But before she could try that, her attention was stolen by a group of people arguing over some red clad, seemingly unconscious person. Interested, she decided to watch for a while from a distance.

Let me try some other speech text for Willow...    testing   
Huh... that actually looks kinda neat... Although the AC makes it a little harder to read.

edited 12th Aug '15 3:08:16 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

RP:

   Shadow    and Fury steer clear of the animatronic monster, and slow down, listening to Tazz.

   "That may be true, but Ichigo wants my team to do something, and, Godmodder or nay, Carmen needs real medical attention. What better than the Aspects of Magic and Nature? Also, I have no idea what that second entity is talking about, with 'update terminals', but how can anyone misunderstand shoving someone's head in a Tuba? Also, I get that bout being inside a game. Happens a lot when you're a dimensional traveler. But this? He's breaking all the wrong rules. You do not mess with our friends and Allies. Now, we need to stop Cobalt before that fanfiction nonsense gets finished."   

edited 12th Aug '15 3:21:31 PM by SacredSpirit123