I hope life isn't as stressful for you in the future. Thanks for taking the time to post.
edited 10th Aug '15 11:38:52 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!Herobrine: The correct name of the weapon from Project W01-Counterprogramming is Electrum Wand.
First off, I zap the electrum wand. In other words, I expend two charges from the wand to summon an item.
I grab a random player and lock them in a steel box coated with Teflon, then lower the steel box into another Teflon-coated steel box containing fluoroantimonic acid. I then lock the box and telefrag Pinkey with the whole thing. Pinkey is dissolved by the acid and the unfortunate player is probably destroyed by Pinkey's internal mechanisms.
Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 12/60 (+4 from me, Herobrine, Jondanger, DarknessAwaits)
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 3/60 (+3 from me, Tazz, Ripsaw)
- 1 to Tazz, Jondanger, DarknessAwaits
edited 11th Aug '15 4:38:21 AM by CobaltShade
...Wow.
I really had the Idiot Ball during that, didn't I?
Oh well.
Book of Attacks and Summons:7/???
Devourer's Mecha: 1/150
I move closer to Bluey, and then slam my hands to the ground below him. Then, a pillar of fire erupts from the ground and strikes it at under it's belly.
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29/50 P.R.C +1 from Sacred since there's no signs of Ichigo.
14/20 Gemblade Just a name change
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+3 to UndyingPhoenix You still here?
edited 11th Aug '15 3:39:46 PM by Tabbune
+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond
Mallard: 40/125 (+ from Earl, +1 from Ripsaw, +1 from Briney)
Walker: 15/200 (+1 from Briney)
I make another phonecall.
"Hey, when can you get Mallard in? I'd appreciate some backup here."
Please be patient.
I am currently trying to figure out what power level he will be at once he arrives.
These are complex calculations.
"Dammit, Purple, I don't have time for calculations, just get the duck in as soon as possible with whatever move set you can pull out of your metaphorical arse! Hell, have him copy the Twinmobile if you have to!"
I shall see what I can do.
This may require some working out.
I hang up, then fly up into the sky, target all of the currently alive silverfish, then fire about 5 crit-rockets at each one because X10 Beggar's Bazooka.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Opening my handbag: 14/50 (Herobrine's freebie)
A weapon: 1/50
I set up a magnetic field to gather a large group of silverfish in one place. Then, I send an electric charge through the magnetic field, disabling it and damaging the silverfish.
SoundCloudI give up on +1s until herobrine is able to get his schedule to stop trying to kill him.
22/? for potential
5/? for undecided
Deimos has gotten tired of this crap.
"Screw it, I'm going for the nanobots."
Deimos fills up his clip, and unleashes it. A small storm of specialized bullets slams into the duons, and they begin whizzing out. With a swarm of now-glitched nanobots inside their system, their movements become as erratic as the chances of hitting them previously were.
This does not increase their dodge chance, oh no. Instead, they begin charging through the silverfish running them over, ripping them up with sword strikes and blowing them to pieces with bomb waves.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?Turn 12:
Looking at the amount of rubble lying around, seda gets an idea. Still in her Flygon form, Seda pick up a nearby 50 kilogram rock, and flies with said rock up to an altitude of 100 meters into the air, directly above an unsuspecting Pinky. Then she releases it, sending it falling straight onto Pinky with an impact speed of about 40 meters per second. That's gotta hurt.
Charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 27/95
- mega mushroom: 2/20
Boosts go to: Piono, shinycottoncandy, and Cobaltshade.
Suddenly Seda receives an incoming transmission. This, combined with her transformed self getting exhausted, leads her to duck behind cover and transform back into her human form.
- [ YOU ARE CROSSING THE RELEVANCE LINE. IF YOU DO NOT DESIRE ROLEPLAY, TURN BACK NOW!
- I found myself getting exhausted significantly quicker than usual, but so far I have noticed no severe effects. Time will tell whether my body will ajust or not.
- that's good to hear. What are the primary targets for link up, and what's the estimated ETA?
- understood. the better we can find and exploit weaknesses in the enemies, the better.
Nice touch, having the silverfish hit that facedown. The monster was actually Dreadscythe, not Eatos, but whatever. At least I was able to figure out what happened.
Guardian Dreadscythe is destroyed. Its effect activates, attempting to have me discard a card and revive it, but since I have no cards in my hand, it can't revive itself. Sorry I can't bring you back, Dreadscythe, but you did very well. As for the facedown card... "Since my Statue of the Wicked was just destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, I get to Special Summon a Wicked Token. And now, draw!" That'll do quite nicely. "I Normal Summon Vylon Prism. And now, time for a Synchro Summon! By using Vylon Prism and my Wicked Token as the Synchro Materials, I Synchro Summon Red Dragon Archfiend! And since my Vylon Prism was just sent from a Monster Zone to the Graveyard, I can activate its effect, equipping it to my Red Dragon Archfiend. That'll give Red Dragon Archfiend a little extra punch — bringing its attack points to 4000 while it's battling. Red Dragon Archfiend, attack Pinkey!" (Standard action.)
My charges build.
Ultima: 15/15 (including the freebie) Unleash!
I unleash Ultima, directing it at Bluey. A blue-and-white orb appears mere inches from Bluey, and immediately detonates, subjecting Bluey to an intense blast of pure Non-Elemental magical energy.
Odin: 22/25 (including the freebie, one from Jondanger23, two from InfinityRyujin, and one from CobaltShade.)
One charge each for CobaltShade, InfinityRyujin, and Jondanger23.
edited 11th Aug '15 10:27:24 PM by djkates
"Right! Flameheart!"
I throw my right hand out, as I summon the sword Flameheart.
"Heatwave!"
In the other hand, I summon the pistol Heatwave.
"Time to get serious!"
I create my energy armor around me, covering me like an air tight suit. After that, I rush towards the cavern entrance, taking a few shots at the guards.
Awaken: Great Magic: 2/15 All boosts included after previous charge.
Awakening: ???? 13/50 Using +1 from Herobrine update
- 3 to Tabbune.
16/200 15/20
I grind a bunch of ingredients down to a pulp and mix up an inferno potion. It basically gives me an aura of fire that damages anything within a few feet of me. I. Then chop of a finger and glue it onto pinky, dealing continuos damage.
3+1 to piono
Why is a yam attacking me?I head to the mesa cavern.
A Charge: 22/? engie, talist
Another Charge: 23/? engie, free
2 to engie, +1 to talist
I head to the mesa cavern entrance and start busting heads.
- 1 to Engie, Cobalt Shade and djkates
Point Singularity Projector: 21/200
Jetpack: 11/(X+5)
edited 11th Aug '15 8:42:24 AM by Ripsaw
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...RED Team: 18/100
11/20 "Weapon due to arrive in nine turns"
+1 each to engie, piono and Ripsaw
I now go by Graf von Tirol.I look down from the catwalk observing my situation.
Hmm both ozone gas and gunpowder are flammable, well better safe than sorry.
I toss an incendiary grenade down into the warehouse. Before it detonates, I drop against the catwalk and activate my C.D.E.'s bubble shield to protect me from the inferno.
After the flames die down I jump off the catwalk, down into the large warehouse below, handgun at the ready with a grenade in it's underbarrel chamber.
Something 13/100
OCT 29/1500
1+1 to jindra,tazz, and feathered
edited 11th Aug '15 9:06:50 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.I lean up against the wall. So you want to actually talk or you just want to go? Because that isn't going to be enough to stop me once we start.
Training Partner 1: 19/200+ laitome
W.I.B.W: 10/20
- 1 to laitome
BETA TRIGGER: 8/35 Sea of the Soul: 41/12,500 (+1 from Cobalt Shade, +1 from Laitome)
- 1 to Laitome, Cobalt Shade and Infinity Ryujin
ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 0/100.
I declare that the Alpha Party Hat has 9,000 HP, reasonable given the new base damage. I was half-expecting the GM to give it an HP value reasonable for the situation, considering that this was the start of the game and summon HP values weren't obvious, but eh. The HP-less entities don't feel right to me, personally.
Looking at my almost-certainly failed attempt at healing Carmen...I shrug.
"Ugh. This isn't going to work."
"DUH. HEALING HER WILL REQUIRE A PLOT-MANDATED ARTIFACT. ALTERNATIVELY. USING HER AS A HUMAN BATTERING RAM."
"We are not using her as a human battering ram!"
"IT CALLS TO YOUR SOUL. USE THE MASTER THIEF AS A BATTERING RAM."
"No!"
"OH COME ON."
SINCE THIS IS TECHNICALLY A NEW TURN, UNLESS IT IS NOT, THE ALPHA PARTY HAT WILL USE A BASIC ATTACK, LACKING ANY MANA, AGAINST PINKY.
Because that Alpha Party Hat is low on Mana, I pull out a Soda! But it's no regular Soda, it's the Super-Ultra-Hyper-Mega-Incredible-Amazing-Infinity-Yottaton-Uber-Duper-Troper-Big Bang-Miracle-Madhouse-Insanity-Implausible-Grand-Slam-In-a-Can-Nuclear-Atomic-Vigorous-VIM filled-Ultimate-Unmatched-Tsar Bomba-Proest-1337-Soda, Caffinated to the highest of high heavens and perfect for recharging creatures who thrive off of caffine! It is the stuff of myths and lore the world over for its ability to recharge things! Maybe! I uncork the soda and pour it all over the Alpha Party Hat! It somehow sucks it up like a vacuum cleaner and regains some Mana (out of 100) that the GM will decide upon that feels reasonable for the attack. Considering it requires half of its mana to use a special attack...Well, hopefully it's more than half.
edited 11th Aug '15 12:30:49 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz
ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!I throw the Panic Attack at one of the Duon halves.
Pure Awesomeness: 18/100
Project Starfall: 12/450 (+1 from freebie)
1 to dimentiosome, paradise, and cobalt
"That's gotta be cheating- huh?"
A circular mark appears on the back of my neck. Flame like patterns spread across my body.
"OH GOD THIS HURTS."
I stare at Pinky, and electricity begins to cover my hand.
Chidori: 1/2
I pull out a grenade launcher and launch five grenades at Bluey. The Yellow Devil attacks Pinkey by separating into pieces and having those pieces fly at Pinkey, and it reforms after doing so.
Rainbow Devil: 8/15 (+1 from Tazz, wolfarc, and the freebie)
Kill Sat: 18/100 (+1 from freebie) {Awaiting further instructions...}
- 1 to Tazz, djkates, and piono.
edited 11th Aug '15 2:35:00 PM by InfinityRyujin
==> Hyena: Engage Birthday Mode
With no screws left to remove, the ether plates dissolve. Thanks, Shiny. There you go, wasting your supply of the fifth theoretical element again.
Then I activate birthday mode. A mythical alternate form in which my hoodie turns white, with confetti patterns along the trim, and candle themed ear-covers.
The Sergal Knight takes advantage of being forgotten, and charges at Pinkey from the shadows, lunging with their glaive. "Saa"
4/?? : New charge (+1 from Herobrine)
15/?? : Class Cards (+1 from Herobrine)
Talist gets a +1, Piono also gets a +1, +1 for Shiny.
Also, the arm isn't an artifact, and it's never going do anything that affects gameplay, at all. It's just fluff. Since that's where my charges seem to have gone, they are simply gone now.
edited 11th Aug '15 7:16:44 PM by The_Hyena_King
I dismount from my tank, leaving it outside the Mesa Cavern in case I need to beat a hasty retreat, then enter the Cavern itself.
Blinding Strike: 10/10 (FULLY CHARGED)
Heavenly Storm: 9/80
To Lord Herobrine: How do you charge an artifact? Is it the same as charging an attack? What defines its power?
edited 11th Aug '15 5:19:13 PM by LordOfTheSword
"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"Okay, time to defend my equations.
@engie
@Tabbune
@Jindra AG
@paradisedj 32
Anyway, action: Hm. Seems like the power curve is lower here. I load a bunch of the silverfish into a VERY large slingshot and fire them at Bluey. I also strapped some bombs to the silverfish so they would explode on contact.
Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Fseftr,
Hyena_King,
Infinity Ryujin.
First Companion: 24/80
Willow: 30/(So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight.)
Stuff: Staff of Ysera
Willow
She was almost there. Luckily, there was no paucity of twigs. She repeated what she had already done countless times; break off a twig, lay it flat, light it on fire, and focus. However, this time was different. This time she actually did it. A few seconds after her initial wisp of dark fire, she pulled that same wisp through to now, making it repeat itself like an echo.
\\
edited 11th Aug '15 5:25:02 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...Will update later tonight.
Remember. I cut the posts at 438, so you can just go back and re-edit your placeholders. Tonight, I'll log all the attacks before the anti-ninja I'll eventually throw down, but not any afterwards.
I strongly, strongly reccomend ya'll move the equation discussion to this thread right here. This is also the master DTG thread specifically for DTG. Piono is trying to get this off the ground. Give it some love.
I was still working on it. I review the post several times after I post it.
I'm done now though.
I am the once and future king.