Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I grin as the Godmodder mentions a mech.

'Oh, piloting? As long as it doesn't involve scrambling around in my mind, I'm pretty good. Biped, quadruped, you name it.'

10/20 Saek'rom, the Holy Spear

9/50 Corotrangrul (+2 from laitome)

• 2 to laitome.

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

Anti Morning Ninja says Hello.

I am the once and future king.

• 1 to hyena, engie and shiny.

15/? for potential

3/? for undecided

Will be edited upon completion of the update.

edited 5th Aug '15 1:03:21 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

End of Prolouge being thought up. Update tonight.

'Nother round of Free +1's

I am the once and future king.

:/

Blah blah lasers blah blah blah blah glitched enemy blah blah blah +3 Tazz blah blah 1/1 Giving Tazz Extra +1 Again

edited 5th Aug '15 1:25:56 PM by Netpatham

• 1 to pillowmantis

The man wandered the wasteland that this world had already become. He muttered something to the effect of "what have I gotten myself into", when he happened upon a massive dragon.

HOLY SHIT! he shouted as he pulled out the biggest guns he could think of.

I climb into a tank, and shoot a salvo at the Glitched Neo Dragon.

I continue charging my attacks!

Blinding Strike: 7/10

Heavenly Storm: 6/80

And a little spoiler to remind myself to charge something once blinding strike is full.

edited 5th Aug '15 2:50:45 PM by LordOfTheSword

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"

10/200 9/20

Why is a yam attacking me?

(I blame time shenanigans for my poor post placement, even if they aren't actually a thing)

I won't give up over something like this. Deeper, go deeper...

Ether gushes from my right arm, forming a series of armor plates over my sleeve. If I'm still parlayed, I spend the next few moments removing the screws holding me in place. If I'm no longer paralyzed, I test it on Pinkey.

I'll have to put up with this for a while, won't I?

2/?? : New charge (+1 from Herobrine)

13/?? : Class Cards (+1 from pionoplayer)

Talist gets a +1, Piono also gets a +1, +1 for Shiny.

edited 6th Aug '15 8:05:02 PM by The_Hyena_King

Trying to heal Carmen, Tazz heals all the superficial wounds, but noticed the scar on her chest is not going away. If anything, it starts bleeding. The Alpha party hat soundblasts Duon. 1000 Dmg!

Jon panics several wither skeletons- but the thing misses all three shots. He ends up breaking a skull with the butt end of the gun. Hey. It’s a head. Jindra walks into the cavern, only to step on a Villager’s head. It’s a flat out massacre, as he sees zombies tearing apart villagers everywhere. Ripsaw takes more skeletons, until one of them karate chops his gun in half.

Fseftr tries to un-glitch entities, but realizes fast that this isn’t the same glitch as the old nemesis. It’s more….uniform. Dj blasts his old summon with more summons. 4000 Dmg. P Iono summons the Deimos Rifle and double headshots two Wither skeletons. Seda becomes a flygon and fissure’s Duon. 500 Dmg!

Suddenly, Duon splits into Pinky and Bluey. Damage splits as well. Pinky fires Seda out of the sky. Shiny cures Tabbune’s blindness, as Telmoai follows Jindra. Dialing the Godmodder on the phone, engie gets electronically sprayed in the face with Jarate. Through the phone.

Cobalt drops acid on Bluey. 500 Dmg! Infinity summons The yellow devil and fires at Pinky. 1200 Dmg! Talist shoves Bluey into a car compactor. 500 Dmg, but now Duon has cars spiked on his hands. He hurls them at Spino who’s grenades save him just in time. Pillow sword dances through Pinky who runs him over, but gets its right wheel jammed. 500 dmg! Hyena screws Bluey to the ground. 500 Dmg, but bluey then glithces out, screwing Hyena to the ground. Hyena paralyzed.

Trip fires spikes at Neo who glitches out, the spikes hitting piono in the face. Pastry’s Genjutsu hits Neo who freezes put, allowing Undying to crack Neo’s skull open.

Neo down!

Tabbune frosts masses of silverfish as Net fires lazers at Bluey. 500 Dmg! Lord fires at Neo, but he’s gone. Instead, he blows apart the rest of the withers with chainsaws.

Inside the cavern, Jindra and Telmoai hear the ground shake, the earth rumble, as a loud metal cry is heard from within.

Simple. Get in the mech and delay the mooks behind me for a few minutes. I have a call to finish.

With that, the Godmodder runs off down the cavern as Feathered is faced with a ???????. It looks…. Nuclear……

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THE MESA CAVERN'

• THE GODMODDER: 97/100

• Feathered: [PG] ?????Mech

THE MESA CAVERN ENTRANCE

• Jindra.

• Telmoai

• Zombies en masse

• Villagers being un-alived

THE VALLEY

• Sacred

• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor

• Netpatham: Origin Wand

• Talist: Staff of Ysera.

• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger

• Trip: Slingshot

• Tazz: Alpha Party Hat: Carmen Sandiego

• Tabbune:

• Engie: 4 heads

• Paradise: 3 heads

• Jondanger: Panic Attack, 1 head

• Infinity: Yellow Devil

• Hyena: Paralyzed

• Piono: Deimos Rifle

• Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Pillow, Shiny, djkates, spino, Undying, Pastry, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Lord, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck, Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo.[AG]

• Cobalt: [N]

• Skeleton Jockeys – 3 [PG] Paralyzed

• Wither Skeletons with Chainsaws - 10 Paralyzed

• Silverfish: 64 Paralyzed

• Glitched Duon Bluey 19000/21000

• Glitched Duon Pinkey :19300/21000

• Gitched Wither Skeletons - 5

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Talist, how do you use your formula.

edited 6th Aug '15 8:46:24 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I pull out a USB and throw it at Bluey. The USB stops in mid-air and fires a blast of pure virus at Bluey. The virus in question is the Really Sucky Virus, which causes Bluey to attempt to say (regardless of whether he has any means of producing speech or the speech capabilities to say the phrase) "Oh no I have the Really Sucky Virus and I am going to crash in 5, 4, 3, 1239, 3935, 39, 0" and begin having a massive seizure. I then blow Bluey's CPU and memory out with a rocket launcher, sending him sky-high. He lands on a random AG player who posts this round, messing up their attack.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 7/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩ (+1 from me)
Project W01-Counterprogramming: 17/20 ⟨IIIIIIIIII⟩ (+2 from me, Herobrine)

edited 7th Aug '15 12:48:43 AM by CobaltShade

THE GUN: 6/8

AKANTOR: 7/75

I chuck a BEEG ROCK at Bluey.

edited 6th Aug '15 12:48:13 AM by Trip

And then there was silence

File Restore System: 5/5 (Piono, Hyena, Herobrine's extra) I launch a barrage of anti-glitch missiles at the wither skeletons. At the Hospital, we have to deal with digital life forms all the time, too.

Opening my handbag: 12/50 For anyone who's curious, this is going to be an all-purpose scanner

I use my free action to cast Limber on Hyena to cure his Paralysis.

• 1 to Piono, Hyena, and Lord Of The Sword

SoundCloud

With pinkys right wheel jammed I doubt he can move that well. So I make it even harder for him to move by spraying all of the wheels with hagfish slime.

11/200 10/20

Why is a yam attacking me?

I backpedal furiously, reach into my Hammerspace, pull out a Force Lance and extend it to full length.

Point Singularity Projector: 17/200 (incl +3 donations)

Jetpack: 9/(X+5)

• 1 to Cobalt Shade, Engie and Ichigo.

edited 6th Aug '15 5:53:22 AM by Ripsaw

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

16/? for potential

3/? for undecided

Deimos curses as he respawns and runs back over to his sniper.

"That thing sucked in Subspace Emissary, it sucks here too."

He levels his sniper rifle at Bluey, and loads in as many HE rounds as he can.

"Chew on this one, sucker."

He opens fire, pulling down the trigger again and again almost 20 times, unleashes powerful shots that knock Bluey back repeatedly, putting serious strain on the armor.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Null: Are the Duon halves still glitched? It doesn't say so, but it doesnt say they were unglitched either. I don't want to have a melee attack backfire horribly.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

The man popped out of the top of the tank in disbelief. The monster he had been firing on had disappeared into thin air! That attack from the other guy must have been huge. At least he got some skeletons.

I drive my tank down to the entrance of the mesa cavern.

I continue charging my attacks!

Blinding Strike: 8/10

Heavenly Storm: 7/80

edited 8th Aug '15 8:21:01 AM by LordOfTheSword

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"

I look at the zombies then at the screaming villagers and weigh my options aloud.

hmm I could try to help them, use them as a distraction, or have them end up as collateral damage from grenades.

Hmm no point in saving them, their a lost cause at this point. See ya Jindra, I'll meet you on the other side of this horde.

I holster and secure my pistol. Measuring the ceiling and the distance to the other side of the horde, I crouch before running towards the horde in a sprint.

When I get close I quickly jump into the air and land on the shoulders of a zombie in the middle of the horde. I immediately jump off the reaminated corpse, soaring deeper into the cavern.

With grace and experience, I keep jumping off zombies until I reach the other side of the horde. When I finally land on solid ground I drop several napalm grenades at my feet before I head deeper into the cavern.

Nature of my Arm 12/100

OCT 22/1500

1+1 to jindra, feathered, tazz

edited 6th Aug '15 12:26:51 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Phew. I wipe my brow, as Neo Galaxy-Eyes is destroyed and sent to my Graveyard. Sephylon fades out normally, but Guardian Eatos' de-spawning animation includes an explosion. It must not have gone through that battle unscathed. The one card in my hand glows. "Since Guardian Eatos was just destroyed, it seems that I can Special Summon Guardian Dreadscythe from my hand. And when Guardian Dreadscythe is Special Summoned, I can equip it with Reaper Scythe - Dreadscythe from my Deck. Thanks to Reaper Scythe, Dreadscythe gains 500 attack points for each monster in my Graveyard, on top of the 2500 it already has. That adds up to... whoa. 10,500 attack points!" Better watch the OP scale there. This might be pushing it. "And now, I draw! I'll place one Spell or Trap Card face-down. Guardian Dreadscythe, attack Bluey! Hell Slash!" (Standard action.)

That bit about the OP scale is my character talking, or rather thinking, but I really was thinking that as I planned this move.

My charges charge further.

Ultima: 13/15 (including charges from paradisedj32 and CobaltShade)

Odin: 16/25 (including a charge from InfinityRyujin and the freebie)

One charge each for paradisedj32, InfinityRyujin, and CobaltShade.

edited 6th Aug '15 7:01:50 AM by djkates

I feel the movement of energy flowing through and around me, reaching forwards to begin creating my weapons and armor.

"This might take some time..."

Still, I send fireballs towards any other enemies.

"Fireball Barrage!"

Unleash: Energy Armor, Flameheart, and Heat Wave: 3/10 All boosts included.

Awakening: ???? 11/50

• 3 to Tabbune.

"We aren't doing much damage here, are we?"

I snipe at the glitched wither skeletons.

A Charge: 19/? engie

Another Charge: 20/? engie, free

2 to engie, +1 to talist

I fire off a Ice Spear at Pinkey

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26/50 P.R.C +3 from Phoenix

13/50 Dragonclaw

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+3 to UndyingPhoenix

You going to try and stop me? I'll surround my self with a floating balls of lava, and just walk straight after the Godmodder.

Training Partner 1: 15/200+ laitome x2, freebie
W.I.B.W: 7/20

• 2 to laitome

edited 6th Aug '15 9:53:35 AM by JindraAG

15/100 (+1 from Trip). And now these mercenaries are gathering even more money, buying better and better perks for themselves while mining the more difficult levels (so moved from 45 to 100).

8/20 (+1 from Herobrine). "This package will arrive in 12 turns"

+1 each to Engie, Piono and Trip

edited 6th Aug '15 10:09:23 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.