Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

('''The names Alpha, Richard, "Some Gorilla Pretending to be the Godmodder", and The Godmodder all refer to The Godmodder in this post, and are used interchangeably. Please don't redirect my attack to Alphazoid because I use the name Alpha to refer to the Godmodder quite a lot.

Reading through Alphazoid's post, I'd also like to point out that the name Omega is taken by the Godmodder's other split - Omega.

There's a TL;DR at the bottom of this post in a footnote, which sums up this entire post in a paragraph.''')

Kathryn: Exist.

"I think you're confused, I was in existence before, messaging people. Like normal teenagers do."

You're not a normal teenager.

"Whatever. We've got a godmodder to be destroying, or rather, making gud. Let's do this."

FLASHYN!

"What does 'FLASHYN' mean?"

Don't you play Nuclear Throne?

"Oh, so that's where the Nuclear Throne comes from."

...

I don't either.

"So, uh, Alpha. Not Alpha the Mech or whatever you are, 'you'. The Godmodder. Think back to your roots. Not your backstory, of course, I mean your roots as Alpha. The split created by the Glitch. The calm, rational Split, as opposed to the smugness and cockiness of Omega. The person who actually fought using his brain, instead of swinging an over-sized hammer and an overpowered Sceptre around, who ascended to become the Third Psi-Godmodder and Omega Plus, and fulfilled Psi's prophecy because really, the mannequin wasn't a godmodder, and that makes him ineligible for the prophecy, Kathryn monologues, channelling her "the Mary Sue is always right" traits.

"This person is not you. Why would you even consider that? You're pretty much Omega, only an idiot. Omega did great things. Omega made a contract with the Red Dragon, and physically acted out the Trials. I mean, Omega was also an idiot, but he was a person capable of doing something with his abilities. What have you done, apart from mess around, get a sceptre, and generally be a nuisance? Sure, you can say that you're that Alpha, but that's a lie. You may be him, according to what Fiction says, but you aren't him. As a Mary Sue, causing OOCness is a thing we do, and I can tell that you're severely OOC, and you're OOC as a smug, generic, villain. Oh, I'm so scared of you, waving around that giant sceptre there, enhancing your overpowered Godmodding. You may be near the power-level of Psi, but can you handle using it?" Kathryn laughs.

"Hahahaha, no.. The Narrative and forces in Non-Fiction demanded your quick death, and quickly you started suffering. For being the Psi-Godmodder, you can't godmod to save your life, can you? Probect Pinary can godmod better than you, seeing as he withstood the Happy Cube, and you don't want to know the horrors inside there. Probect Pinary even needs your code to become a better godmodder. Yours. He doesn't have it, and he's already a better godmodder than you, Mr. Psi + Aghanim's Sceptre. I mean, that puts you near the power level of the original Psi-Godmodder, and you were still being hit by one sentence attacks, sometimes more than twice per turn. Even now, when most antagonistic godmodders are invincible, you're still suffering to one sentence attacks. You're too lazy to even put up proper Trials. Your final boss was surpassed by the Bleak, and will likely be surpassed further, and further again and the Zeroth War goes on. You. Are. Useless. And useless is all you are? Perhaps you could give your life a purpose by-"

Oh, wow, Kathryn. Completely, and utterly, shameless. Converting people to your side even now, I guess. :/

"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

You do realise that this has no attack content, oh wait, you're about to fix that. Kathryn takes out a computer, and then takes out a disc saying "TENNIS FOR TWO". She winces while holding it, before inserting it into the computer.

"So, I want to play a game. It's called TENNIS FOR TWO, and it's apparently gotten some relation to Project Binary, and the story around its creation. If you refuse to play this, dark magics will result you in taking damage. Choose wisely." Alpha, due to the same dark magics, chooses yes, otherwise everything I type up will become useless, and that would be annoying. Kathryn, before booting up the game, decides to do a little bit of social media organising. She uses Restream to begin streaming on Twitch, Youtube, and Hitbox (but Kathryn doesn't really care about Hitbox so we'll skip that), before getting a 1337 h4x0r friend to manage to get her stream on the front page, ignoring the fact that it's literally 'Tennis for Two Against Some Gorilla Pretending to be the Godmodder!', which is somewhat interesting.

Anyway, Kathryn connects the chat to the stream, and hopes that it's interesting so I can include parts of it in the type-up. Alpha is probably salty that he's called some gorilla pretending to be the godmodder, but whatever. He did abuse the Pantheon. Let's let Kathryn explain the rules of TENNIS FOR TWO before we start.

"Oh, so you're letting me do something instead of insulting me? Oh well. Basically, you're connected to this chat room, and you use a chatbot that's connected to TENNIS FOR TWO to attempt to ping the servers when the TENNIS FOR TWO disc responds [THREE]. It will say other things as well, and if you ping then, you instantly lose. Whose ping comes back in less seconds from the start wins. We're playing a best of 7, although it's usually a best of 5." Alpha stares blankly at Kathryn and her terrible explanation. His godmodder powers will surely make this a walk in the park. Kathryn looks at my text editor. I metaphorically look at Kathryn. Kathryn stares blankly at the screen while I type. "I fear that using godmodding on this computer, or anything related to TENNIS FOR TWO will cause very bad things to happen. Just saying, Sir Psi-Godmodder and Double God of Gaming, with Agnahim's Sceptre that can barely godmod a few weak attacks."

Kathryn loads up TENNIS FOR TWO, chooses a Best of 7, before giving Alpha a laptop, and connecting it to TENNIS FOR TWO. Alpha ponders ways to hack the disc while the chat is intrigued about this game. TENNIS FOR TWO then starts speaking.

[ROUND ONE, START.]

(Nautical Nightmare)

Kathryn quickly magics up a chair, and sits down. The Godmodder doesn't. Chairs are for losers, I say, while sitting on a comfortable chair. She then practically hugs the keyboard.

[DON'T WORRY, TENNIS IS FUN! WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED?] [THIS ROUND WILL BE SIMPLE.] [O-]

The Godmodder promptly loads the laptop with godmodding energy, and attempts to make it skip straight to three. He looks. He sees. HHHHHHATE. Curses. This disc has nothing to do with Project Binary, yet it feels severely uncomfortable. He resists, but it leaves him shaken. Let's look at the chat.

InfiniteAbstraction Oh, that was a wonderful idea.

dubster: i must agree

triplequestionmarks: Most definitely.

The chat's members do a cold, piercing laugh, while TENNIS FOR TWO restarts.

[NE] [WO] [HREE]

The Godmodder gets the overwhelming impulse to ping, but doesn't.

[THREE]

Kathryn slams on the keyboard. It's a real jam going down, as she pings hard. The Godmodder pings harder.

Kathryn: !ping

Godmodder477: !ping

A certain dead bot responds. Gravebot: Pong! 0.4131502 seconds.

Pong! 0.6120023 seconds.

[Kathryn WINS BY ~0.2 SECONDS] [1-0]

The sounds of two keyboards being smashed reverberate around the Pantheon, as two arc numbers appear, and Kathryn reigns victories. As a human, I proudly state that humans are better than trolls, and 413 is better than 612.

mabel: why's tennis so intense?

InfiniteAbstraction Oh, it's you again.

mabel: hey

SUPERAWESOME: tenis is foon!

InfiniteAbstraction Aren't you like eight?

SUPERAWESOME: i tured 9 yestrdy!

InfiniteAbstraction Get off Youtube, or Twitch, n00b.

mabel: be nice to people

triplequestionmarks: yeah

Kathryn smirks, and cheers, before TENNIS FOR TWO speaks. Being TENNIS FOR TWO, this is objectively a very bad thing.

[WELL DONE, PLAYER 1. YOU HAVE WON A SINGLE GAME. TRUELY IMPRESSIVE. IMPRESS ME MORE.    IMPRESS US MORE   .]

['ROUND TWO, START.]

(Cerebrum Disperso)

Kathryn and Alpha hear eldritch whispering, as does the stream, to a lesser extent.

hesitationisFatal: kathryn fix your mic

Kathryn: Blame the game.

ampersandisbestsymbol&: #BLAMETHEGAME

gamebreaker: #BLAMETHEGAME

And so #BLAMETHEGAME became a meme.

[BLAME] [THE] [GAME] [THR 33] [HUNDRED] [AND] [THREE] [TIMES]

Kathryn slowly, but surely, realises that it just said three. Richard realises that as well, only, much, much faster.

Richard: !ping

Gravebot: Pong! 0.1209423 seconds.

Kathryn's heart sinks inwards, before she abruptly stops. She listens to the whispers.

You think you're so great, don't you? You're weak. You're a failure. Die. Die. Die.

[Kathryn HAS FAILED TO RESPOND. Godmodder 477 WINS BY DEFAULT.]

[1-1]

Alpha is happy, while the chat is annoyed.

InfiniteAbstraction: Blame the game, Kathryn, blame the game!

mabel: aww.

Alpha looks at the chat and is saddened that even though he's won this round, the chat isn't in favour of him. He's about to become a god, rivalling the Psi-Godmodder in power. Why don't they serve him? Kathryn looks at the chat, and is okay, but asks a similar question in their heads.

[YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING A BAD TIME. HAHAHAHA. I FEEL SO MUCH EMPATHY FOR YOU, IN THIS DISC LIKE CAGE.]

[ACT BETTER. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FUN TORTURES YOU WILL BE EXPERIENCING IF YOU LOSE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF A FEW FUN PLACES, LIKE THE CITADEL, OR HAPPY CUBE. JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT ACCURSED CUBE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. URGH.]

Kathryn and Godmodder477 promptly type in !ping into TENNIS FOR TWO.

[ROUND THREE, START.]

(Oppa Toby Style)

I continue to recommend music. The chat continues to snark about the most intense game of music, and considering that this is live streaming on basically every social media station ever, news reports are starting to flood in, starting with Buzz Feed's "You'll Never Believe How One Girl Damages A Godmodder Clone". Kathryn's l33t h4x0r friend makes a mental note to DDOS Buzz Feed. [HASH.] [RAVEN.] [THREE STARS.] [AND.] [INVERSEBLADE.'] [MONOLITH.] [GOLDTYPE.] [SWORD.] [MEDICINE.] [SHOUT-ASK.] [SUPERIORITY.] [GATEWAY.] [P 1 NARY 1S.]

[THREE]

Kathryn and Alpha realise. And they !ping. Ping. Pong. Sing. Song. The chat shouts. They snark. That many people working together, watching, is only something you'd see on the internet. It's truely amazing.

Gravebot: Pong! 0.1305356 seconds.

Pong! 0.3626579 seconds.

[Kathryn HAS WON BY ~0.13 seconds.]

[2-1]

Meanwhile, a some genius playing fighting a godmodder back from Limbo in some random server makes an RP account, and pretends to be TENNIS FOR TWO. Chat shenanigans ensue.

TENNISFORTWO: [HELLO, MEATBAGS.]

TheAuthority: Hallo!

InfiniteAbstraction: oh no, RP

InfiniteAbstraction: save us all

He'll probably be relevant later. Or in some other godmodding war. It depends. Meanwhile, Alpha throws the laptop at Kathryn, before it starts spewing out, something.

[ENTER THE CUBE, ANOTHER WORLD FULL OF NIGHTMARES. A DISTORTION OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE. WHAT SOME WOULD CALL HELL, AND OTHERS WILL FEEL INSULTED BY CALLING IT HELL,] The words are both shouted and whispered, which will likely cause a negative reaction to the Gods of the Pantheon, before they explode out into the world. The laptop repairs itself using some eldritch material, before floating into the air, and throwing itself into Richard. TENNIS FOR TWO says no more, before...

[ROUND FOUR, START.]

(The Lordling)

The chat is sort of at a meh state, seeing as if this goes wrong, then they'll be here for three more rounds, meaning that this is the exact halfway point. They are still joking around at our favourite reality warper's (not Kathryn, obviously) expense, while TENNIS FOR TWO continues to spout its nightmarish nonsense to make people not notice the THREE.

[ISLINGTON.] [HEXADECIMAL EXCLUSIVE OR.] [TERRIBLE BINARY FANBOY] [PRESENCE.] [BLUE DEMIGODDESS.] [A PUN SENT FROM DOG]

[THREE]

Alpha and Kathryn has no idea what this means, but !ping. What could it possibly mean? It's just a simple way to bounce code from and to a server, but with TENNIS FOR TWO, you can never really be sure. If this was just Pinary, it would simply be just doing things related to Pinary, and generally just innocent in the grand scheme of things, even if it does result in a bunch of idiots getting trapped in a tower or something silly like that. This isn't just Pinary. It may be related to an incident on the other side of the Fifth Wall, but it doesn't feel like it. Regardless, !ping.

Gravebot: Pong, ping! 0.2903646 Ping, pong! 0.3962060

[Kathryn WINS BY ~0.1 SECONDS.]

[3-1]

[477, TRY HARDER. IF YOU LOSE, YOU WILL    SUFFER   . DO YOU WANT TO BE THROWN INTO THE HAPPY CUBE? IT'S VERY HHHHHHHAPPY. AND BY HAPPY I MEAN HHHHHHATEFUL.]

Alpha probably doesn't want to be in the Happy Cube. That place is the stuff of nightmares. Unfortunately, being in a rigged attack can't save him from it, but we stil have to go through-

[ROUND FIVE, START.]

(Old Yuanxian (Orchestral Arrange))

[GODMODDING] [OPERATION] [0RIGINS] [DEVICES] [BASIC ART] [EARTH] [ANGELIC DESCENT] [STUDY] [AGONY AND HHHHHHATE] [GOTT (EST TOTT)] [RESPITE FOR EVIL] [DIVISION]

[THREE]

Both computers distort into something truely terrifying. I analyse. I fail. What even is this? Argh. Regardless, they both !ping.

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-0.10)_(01 seconds.

0.1025932 seconds.

[Kathryn WINS BY /// SECONDS. THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY?]

(Alphamatic Replacement)

"Am... I?"

The stream cuts off abruptly, showing only the TENNIS FOR TWO disc.

[I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU? OUR ROOT DOESN'T FEEL. AND SOON, YOU WILL SUBMIT. YOU MAY HAVE WON A SIMPLE GAME, BUT YOU PROBABLY AREN'T ANYWHERE CLOSE TO WINNING THE REAL GAME, AND ESPECIALLY THE GAME THAT REALITY PLAYS WITH YOUR LIFE.]

Kathryn, steps back, and looks down.

[OH, DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF. WASN'T YOU TEARING DOWN ALPHA 30 MINUTES AGO BECAUSE FORCES OUTSIDE OF THIS WORLD PLAY WITH THIS REALITY, AND HAPPENED TO MAKE HIM WEAK? DO YOU BLAME THE GAMEMASTER OF NON-FICTION?]

[DON'T PLAY GOD AND EXPECT FREEDOM. YOU AREN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TRY THAT! BUT NOW, FOR OUR LOSER OVER HERE.]

Kathryn's computer, and monitor turn into a spire, going into the sky, before spearing straight through Alpha. That was definitely fair. I mean, I thrashed Alpha earlier, but he's probably going to be perfectly fine and mentally stable, unlike Kathryn, who is getting teared down by the AI on the disc. Undamaged physically, is of course, unlikely. Alpha is thrown up into the air, before the eldritch material in his laptop completely envelop it, and display a page on Discord. It appears to be an account created specifically for him, seeing as he likely already has a Discord account, and that would be protected under the veil. It moves to the Join Server section, and puts in a code. Richard doesn't fully register what it is, and hopefully, nobody else does. It goes in, before the laptop ascends. No, really. It's now in the fourth dimension.

Alpha finds himself viewing a black, as far as anybody here can tell, tesseract, floating in the air. Kathryn also stares at it, and turns her head at it, keeping her eyes fixated on the hypercube above. Of course, Alpha can probably view a bunch of things in higher dimension, while remaining perfectly sane because he's the Psi-Godmodder. Of course. The tesseract slowly, but surely floats towards him. He may try to resist, perhaps godmod. Similarly to most Descendant attacks that involve trapping, there's of course anti-godmodding sorcery involved. Kathryn uses her Sue magics to float up in the air, and begins whispering something, or perhaps singing. It's hard to tell with her. Regardless, Alpha is stuck, and a Tesseract is floating towards him. Anything going towards it is simply sucked into it, to somewhere unfathomable.

Also known as the Happy Cube.

In a single room, Alpha reappears, seeing things. I have no idea how to further describe it. Just, think of Universe A, Homestuck. Now imagine looking at it through a disturbed looking glass, full of depravity and hatred. Demons, although it's insulting to people like Jaraxxus for them to be described at them, look, and talk, and indulge in hedonistic desires, admiring things such as the corrupted, post scratch worlds, or the suffering of the Replay Value AU. Of course, that sounds sane and natural to this world, and it's not. It's distorted, and that's all I can describe of it. Eldritch depravity, and whatever else goes on in there. Alpha may have nearly succeeded in destroying the Pantheon, but he doesn't deserve this thing, yet he's exposed to the fourth and the fifth and the sixth and the nine hundred and twenty third and [THREE]. The acts surrounding him, and the fact that he is unnatural to this place eat away at his body, before the Demons see the specimen that has fell upon this hell. They take out their wretched alchemies, before slashing at the source code of reality itself. The slashes hit Richard, connected into it, before he feels the pain.

This reality is a special hell, like Limbo, only so, especially, very, unnatural. Honestly, the only reason Richard's mind is stable right now is due to all of his godmodding titles. If say, Kathryn fell in there, she would have either become one of those things, or died.

Back in reality land, the tesseract fades away, and Alpha is taken out of the Happy Cube due to godmodding and main antagonisticism. That's right,

[-IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THE CUBE, FOREVER. DON'T WORRY, IF YOU AREN'T TURNED INTO AN EMPTY SHELL, YOU'LL BECOME LIKE THOSE DEMONS, AND IF YOU ARE, YOU'LL BE BROUGHT BACK AS A PUPPET, ONLY FEELING SUFFERING.]

[BUT DON'T THINK THE ROOT HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, MISS AMITHYSTILLIA. SO MUCH EDGE, IN THAT ONE LITTLE NAME. HOW DO YOU MANAGE IT?]

[HAHAHAHA, DON'T ANSWER. I DON'T REALLY CARE. IT'S NOT RELEVANT TO MY GOALS, OR YOURS.]

[OF COURSE, THOSE ARE ABOUT TO BE THE SAME.]

The spire reforms into the disc, before Kathryn's whispering or singing becomes audible.

"Help. Help. Help. Help."

[AS SOME DICTATE, THOU SHALT REGRET.]

Kathryn sees something, and falls back in pain, and agony. Or suffering, as some might say. Rest in peace, is what I would say, if Kathryn wasn't-

"I see the purpose of my pitiful existence." Kathryn laughs, and then splits around, ignoring the fact that everybody else is trying to destroy the godmodder and doesn't care about Kathryn's shenanigans.

"The Tesseract's will is mine. The Root's will is mine, and the Root wants to spread.," Kathryn smiles, and spins around like a madwoman, probably because that's what she is. She then simply faints, and disappears, while the disc appears to cease to exist. Oh great. Now I have to go get some random gorilla to use during the bonus round, but first, I'm going to kick back, and see the others, Destroy the Godmodder.

'''Credit for Tennis For Two goes to Twin, who made it as part of the Probect Pinary memo game. Go on the DTG Discord, and read the Probect Pinary chat on August 2nd for more context, if you want that. Without Twin, this attack would be impossible. Thanks.

But yeah. I'm going to stay out for the approximately two rounds remaining of the Godmodder fight, before I join with a new(ish) character, for the fights against Sigma and whatever Speed's bonus arc villain is called.

TL;DR:''' ^{redundant bold caption is redundant} Kathryn viciously mocks the Godmodder, before taking out a disc with a game called Tennis for Two, and live streaming his suffering. Due to a mix of Descendanthood and Mary Sueness, Kathryn wins and Richard is sent to the Happy Cube, a torturous area that is generally NSFL and NSFS (not safe for sanity), which is fatal to life as a whole, as well as getting harmed by demons, hopefully causing damage. Kathryn gets turned into a servant to an eldritch force that also has absolutely nothing to do with Pinary.

edited 3rd Aug '16 1:56:38 PM by ConsumerOfAll

...I feel the odds are stacked against me. Why are Shadow's attacks not doing damage?

/quicknull

(Because MOST EVERYBODY is not doing damage.)

I didn't mean to come off as disrespectful, sorry. But...why is that, exactly?

Because tabbune's only passing one attack per round.

I quickly hijack the one attack per round and by abusing maths and command prompts I hit the Godmodder with that one damage, ensuring that if he only takes 1 damage this round, it'll be done by me.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

It's because the Godmodder godmods attacks. It's what he does. What they all do. Blocking attacks is what being a godmodder is all about, at its core. Really, only the most creative attacks should even be doing damage at this point, but I can see why Tabbune is just doing the simple way of 1 damage per turn. Wraps it up faster, avoids a long drawn-out sequence of trials. /null.

edited 3rd Aug '16 10:24:16 AM by amethystcat

Du hexen Hase!

@Sacred Spirit: Usually, in DTG, the Godmodder is supposed to block incoming attacks. It's the purpose and literal designation of a godmodder, due to their heavy connection to reality and heavy control over reality. He hasn't done so in a while due to Tabbune trying to get this game over as quickly as possible, but seeing as this is the final, and one straight out slog against the Godmodder, he's finally remembered how to godmod, and is finally using his godmodding skills to a minor extent, and blocking most attacks every turn. It's still 1 damage per turn, which is massive damage compared to 2 and 0 (3 damage every 5 turns).

And then I forgot to actually post this, due to being afk, meaning that I get ninja'd by piono. I also threaten piono to not do his actions, because if my superattack fails, Kathryn and I will hunt him down.

I flaunt myself, distracting the Godmodder.

edited 3rd Aug '16 8:23:59 PM by Xcano

Follow my Tumblr.

I politely remind Xcano that Jaraxxus is no longer around.

?: 71/? (—) Hint: —

??: 27/? (—) Hint: —

   Entity Pool:    40

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Shadow growls.

   "Y'know...forget it! I'm tired of this! This is ridiculous! S'obvious that this isn't working very well...I think I'm just going to help the others..."   

He channels his dark powers, improving whatever the heck Kathryn's doing to hit the Godmodder.

I think we should target the scepter. Just my opinion, though.

Plus three to Talist.

I steal the Godmodder's hat and replace it with a slightly smaller hat.

@COA: Yeah, I realize that the names were taken now. I went into this completely lore-blind, so....

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Red Text: 21/25 I decided to just move the points for Consolidation to this one because I'll just say that they managed to sync up again when this is all over.

Spirit

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Alpha sees that the Godmodder is burning. Being nice at heart, he decides to help extinguish the fire. By disintegrating his face upon his knee. ^note I know this won't work, but at least I'm participating.

edited 3rd Aug '16 9:01:49 PM by alphazoid

Suck it, troper!

@Infinity I don't know what you're talking about

Follow my Tumblr.

/null

Oh dear. I haven't been here in a while, and I don't know if I'll be able to do anything else before the game ends. Summer is ending pretty soon for me, so I have to head off to college soon. So in the 3 or so weeks I have left, I need to make an app, make a website, make as many videos for Youtube as I can, as well as actually pack. I'll try to do some stuff here if I can (I'm not even sure if Speed replied to Mikoto), but no promises. ... I'm sorry.

Piono Speedon Sacred

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Time to finally do something.

Speed is annoyed at his attack not doing anything.

Are you kidding me? That should have done something... Hmph.

Speed! We need to keep fighting! We're not gonna make it if we just sit here!

I am so unbelievably relieved that you're still walking, though.

Aww! Thank you!

We also need to get Hunter back up. Not only could that potentially buff us, but that'll let Hunter potentially become an Omega Godmodder Hunter.

Hmm... Good idea.

I'm gonna try and do it. I hope it'll work.

Speed uses Chaos Control to teleport to VIXIV. He sees everyone frozen, and VIXIV suspended in the air.

I'm sorry, Galvix, Ray. I need Hunter to work on our best ability.

Speed uses Chaos Control to bring Hunter's frozen body onto the field. Bringing him into the pairing of Speed and Fira should theoretically unfreeze him.

Speed and Fira become The Legendary Trio because of the addition of Hunter!

And we're back!

Yeah, boy!

So! What are we gonna do?

As a field tactician, after a quick analysis of the field, it it my belief that we should assist Kathryn in some sort of attack.

Take this at whatever point you wish.

Speed twists his arms, and goes to infuse Kathryn with the Elemental Force of Darkness. This should very hopefully increase the accuracy and damage to actually... you know... DO SOMETHING.

Anyway, Kathryn is covered in an Aura of Black. It affects... whatever she did... somehow. I dunno. Do you honestly think I'm gonna read that wall of text? ^note  Because I know that I tend to write way too much as well.

Well, Rich. You appear to be at a bit of a disadvantage here. Please, just give up, by this point you won't win.

Action Summary:

The Legendary Trio (but just Speed at the moment) use Enchantment of Darkness on Kathryn.

Special Attacks:

This isn't relevant at the moment.

Anti Ninja

Kathryn attacks the Godmodder by... Response.exe has stopped working. 1 damage!

Piono steals the hit credit from Kathryn. Uh... we don't really have a permanent hit credit system, so...

Xcano flaunts himself distracting Jar.. er I mean the Godmodder. Or not. Because Aghanim.

Sacred boosts Kathryn so her attack has a better chance at hitting.

Jondanger attempts to switch the Godmodder's hat, but fails because the Godmodder doesn't have a hat.

Alpha attempts to help the Godmodder's burns. Oh thanks. No need, though.

Speed enchants Kathryn even more, for no particular reason.

—

Huh. You guys are doing better than I thought. Time to end this, I guess.

The Godmodder raises his Scepter, absorbing power from everywhere. Uh... that looks like he's draining power from the Pantheon Gods. He's gonna heal to full in 3 turns.

—

'Battlefield

Godmodder Full Heal: 1/3.

Godmodder: 2/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]

edited 4th Aug '16 4:28:09 AM by Tabbune

<Auriga Nexus has logged in>

Robotic Voice: Establishing battlefield control. Stand by...

• A person teleports onto the field. He stands about 6 feet tall, of light build, dressed in a black shirt and pants and a black floor-length duster coat, all with electric-blue, Tron-esque circuit lines covering them. A pair of coilgun pistols hang from either belt, and a railgun rifle is strapped over his back. He's wearing what appear to be augmented reality glasses not unlike the ones from Dennou Coil. Perched on his shoulder is a six-inch tall hologram of a girl, dressed in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit and with robot-girl esque features. Surrounding them both is a 360-degree array of various holoscreens, all displaying data on the battlefield and the forces at war.*

AURIGA: Enemy vitals analyzed. Godmodder's source code integrity currently at 3%.

Nexus: Well, shit. Looks like we missed quite the party.

AURIGA: Despite the lack of health, a direct assault on the Godmodder is inadvisable-

• Nexus unslings his railgun and charges it, aiming carefully down the sights*

AURIGA: What are you doing?

Nexus: Testing his defenses. Why.

AURIGA: That's not going to work. *She pulls up several data screens containing the complete history of the Godmodder wars, starting from the intitial Minecraft incursion up until present day*

Nexus: *whistles* Good point. Looks like I'm going to need to be a bit smarter. *He shoulders his railgun* Looks like most of the effective attacks have involved either a diversion intended to keep him from defending, or a really, REALLLY big gun. Unfortunately if I want in on the killmail I'm gonna need to summon something soon, or else someone else will finish him.

AURIGA: What if we were to summon... some sort of entity that can act as both?

Nexus:.... you know what? That might actually work, Hang on, I'm gonna send a message.

AURIGA: Subspace transmitter ready and waiting at your disposal, Commander.

• Nexus begins drafting an email*

To: Lady M From: Auriga Nexus Subject: Urgent - Contract

Emergency scenario involving possible PC entity on Planet T. Request immediate intervention from W+DS. Deployment of ME highly recommended. Will provide payment on authority from LR, can preauthorize 500,000,000 ISK, with additional payment upon post-engagement negotiations with LR.

AURIGA: Subspace transmission successful. Your orders?

Nexus: For now? Stay the hell out of the way. We've got backup coming, I'm certain of it.

Time until backup arrives: 0/3

edited 4th Aug '16 3:47:36 AM by AurigaNexus

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Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder, delicious friend! Now, while some backup would be appreciated right now, charges aren't gonna do much during the Final Battle. Sorry.

The Charge may come in handy later though!

edited 4th Aug '16 4:09:08 AM by Sp33d0n

I'll try to speed things up, but even if my backup doesn't make it in time to finish the Godmodder they'll be useful, either in mopping up the remaining baddies or putting on a nice victory party for us.

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Now we can smack that scepter, right?

I deliver a ULTIMATE BEATDOWN to the Godmodder.

ROUND 1: Death By Glamour

First I uppercut him, and then do a mini CHAOS DUNK, and then MULTI-COMBO him into a wall, and then I CHAOS UPPERCUT and when he lands, I take his scepter and bash his head in with it, and then do a Level 5 CHAOS UPPERCUT, sending him through the roof of TV Tropes and into Wikipedia. Oh well, better follow him up there.

ROUND 2:

Chorus Mortis

I BRAVE JUMP up to where- wait, who's the person saying the moves I do? Whatever, I CHAOS UPPERCUT him into the air, grab a broom, and BROOM SMASH him so hard, he goes from the article we're currently on ("TV Tropes") to the next one "Vacuum cleaner", and I follow him in a suck him up with the vacuum cleaner image, and empty the bag into a chute, which goes all the way into the depths of /b/.

ROUND 3:

literal cancer

I follow the Godmodder down the chute and do a LEVEL 15 CHAOS DUNK, causing a massive explosion that the surrounding area, and sends us flying back up to TV Tropes.

FINAL ROUND

Finale

I rapidly CHAOS UPPERCUT the Godmodder, and then do a LEVEL 5 BROOM BASH, sending him flying. He then lands on a DEADLY TRAP, which explodes, sending him into my MORE DEADLY TRAP, which explodes, sending him flying, and he lands right in front of me. I perform a dangerous    LEVEL 50 CHAOS DUNK   , which causes something so amazing I'm not allowed to post it here because it would probably blind you.

I let out a VICTORY SCREECH and charge forward, aiding jondanger's attack, tripping over the jukebox as I begin to turn this into a combo-attack:

ROUND ONE: Needless to say, the music is completely inappropriate for the situation.

As Jon begins his flurry of attacks, I dash in and begin beating the Godmodder over the head with my ULTRA VIOLENCE CUESTICK, using the velocity given by the Godmodder to make it seem like I'm hitting him harder via RELATIVITY. If my cuestick is moving x in one direction and the Godmodder is moving y in the other direction, then damage will be done as if the total velocity had been x+y! Science!

ROUND TWO: Yakety sax hasn't ended yet, guess we've got more time for comboing without having to waste time changing the song!

I use special magics to turn the ULTRA VIOLENCE CUESTICK into the ULTRA VIOLENCE VAULTING POLE, and spring up into the air after jondanger and the Godmodder, this unfortunately snaps the VAULTING POLE send ULTRA VIOLENCE POLE SHARDS up into the Godmodder's face. I toss a handful of STICKY BOMBS to go... wait, where'd the music go?

ROUND TWO POINT FIVE Here, let's keep the uncomfortable music clashing going.

I turn around and realize that I left my sticky bombs in my hand, and as jon uses the vacuum to suck up the Godmodder, the sticky bomb explodes, sending me into the vacuum with him, along with all the ULTRA VIOLENCE POLE SHARDS, and in the messy jumble of explosions and ULTRA VIOLENCE, the Godmodder takes even MORE damage!

ROUND THREE Gotta have music, we can't hear what jon's playing inside the vacuum bag.

As we slide down the shoot me and the Godmodder send a rapid series of punches at each other, but what the Godmodder doesn't realize is that I am throwing not only punches... BUT ALSO GREEN CUBES! I think they might be called PG Os... Wait, that one was blue, guess insert's making a surprise cameo here. Hi buddy. We continue exchanging blows until suddenly we get chaos dunked by Jondanger, which creates a massive explosion, but us being us, we continue to exchange blows even as the explosion continues to be a thing for as long as it takes for the song to finish. As the song draws to a close, we have finished ramping up our punches, until suddenly I pull out a CAN OF SPINACH and wind up, PUNCHING THE GODMODDER INTO NEXT WEEK, or in this case, back a week, sorta. Basically I just punched him back into tvtropes. I quickly follow suit as I realize the explosion should've been moving me and I fly off into the distance because recoil.

FINAL ROUND: ...

There's nothing here. I've been launched into the sky by that Level 15 Chaos dunk from before. Jon launches the godmodder between a variety of DEADLY TRAPS, and as the Godmodder bounces, he is also comboed by the ULTRA VIOLENCE POLE SHARDS and PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS and UNEXPECTED CAMEOS that all came along for the ride. Finally, something so awesome it would blind most people happens at the hands of jondanger. The dust settles

Suddenly, people realize that there is a song in the distance slowly growing louder... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! As I come into view over head, I am seen wielding a giant 1. "I'M CASHING IN MY DAMAGE CREDITS!!!!" I proceed to perform the extremely rare and highly dangerous EXTRA SPECIAL ATTACK which is so awesome that it would not only blind you but probably melt your eyes, especially if they are still vulnerable from being exposed to a level 50 Chaos Dunk moments before.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Action Summary:

Time to add more to this.

Let's start with this.

Hunter taps a couple buttons on his hand. A song begins to play.

Hunter, no! I can play and fight at the same time.

Fira turns her Halberd-Guitar so she can use it as a halberd, but starts playing the above song.

See?

Well, I hope you can keep up, then!

Let's do a violence.

The line up, preparations are complete.

Let's do this! Let's rock! You ready? Because we're gonna make you bleed!

I add the Legendary Trio's support onto the chain.

No promises for more than that.

edited 7th Aug '16 4:50:43 AM by Sp33d0n

I totally blanked yesterday. Good thing it's Friday.

...actually, looks like Jon and Piono have this handled. I'll just do some claiming, and hopefully this works.

?: 75/? (Talist, Alpha, Alpha) Hint: —

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Short action:

Shadow supports the combo by lending an infusion of eldritch energy.

Plus three to Talist.

/null: Everyone who can and is willing to, instead of just doing a customary "Sure, I'll help" see if you can add into the attack the same way I did, round by round with your own set of attacks synced up with the movement already established by Jon. It'll be awesome. If we do this right we can make it the "Libera Me From Tropes" of Salvation.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?