Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Well now this is interesting. And slightly troubling. Oh well, you guys should do well enough. I start floating up towards the Mesa.

Training Partner 1: 9/200+ (laitome, freebie)

W.I.B.W: 5/20

• 1 to paradise, laitome

Going to point this out, you made a typo for my second charge. It's What Even Gods Fear, not Whatever Gods Fear. And do you remember what levels they were at? And Duon. Wow. I loved the Subspace Emissary.

I fly up into the air and start a healing potion airstrike against the wither skeletons.

A Charge: 15/? engie, tazz, free

Another Charge: 14/? engie, talist

2 to engie, +1 to talist

edited 2nd Aug '15 8:27:30 AM by fseftr

The Panic Attack: 15/15 +3 from battlefury13 +1 from Spino. FINISHED!

Anyways, this is an artifact, and here's how it works:

I start out with 0 ammo in the clip, and 32 bullets total. Everytime I use it, I load ammo into the clip, and the GM rolls a d4. I do minor damage to 1-4 entities, and use up 1-4 bullets, depending on what the GM rolls.

I fire it at the P Gs.

Pure Awesomeness: 14/100 +3 from battlefury13, +1 from Herobrine.

• 2 to battlefury13, +1 to Spino

edited 2nd Aug '15 9:14:05 AM by Jondanger23

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 15/15 ACTIVATING    (+3 from Net, +1 from GM, 1 from Djkates, +1 from Undying Phoenix)]] Sea of the Soul: 22/12,500 (+4 from Net, +1 from Infinity Ryujin)

• 1 Cobalt Shade, +1 Infinity Ryujin, +1 Laitome.

@Laitome: I'll accept that trade offer. Let's start trading those charges.

"Where's the Terror Creeper-slash-C Mech? Huh, it looks like he really isn't repeating his act this time...Anyways, Duon. Heard he was an ugly pain in the rear to kill last time, but I think we can handle it."

   "ESPECIALLY SINCE WE NOW HAVE OUR FIRST ENTITY, WHICH I SHALL ARBITRARILY EMPOWER WITH THE POWER OF BEING THE FIRST SUMMONED ENTITY. THAT IS AN HONOR. BEHOLD. THE FIRST OF SIX ANCIENT AND SEMI-FORBIDDEN RITUALS. ASK YOUR PARENTS BEFORE TRYING THIS RITUAL AT HOME, KIDS."   

With that, Golden Freddy proceeds to press the head of his Hydra...Item to his temple-equivalent, and then a loud bang resounds around the area in both sound and sight. When people dare to look again, they find Golden Freddy...Wearing a rather unimpressive Party Hat.

The Party hat then static's its way to roughly in front of Golden Freddy. BEHOLD, AN ALPHA PARTY HAT!

The Alpha Party Hat is not meant to be terribly strong on an offensive level, more-so a defensive level. It's only a 15 post charge, admittently, but it's got a special kick to it: It has mana. As a regular Action, anyone can refill it's mana via a Soda. It has to be a Soda, and said Soda MUST be caffinated. Caffine-free Soda doesn't work, and any other type of beverage does not work and will instantly fail, end of story.

The Alpha Party Hat, being the least powerful of all party hats, has only a few techniques. Every technique except a straight attack costs 50 Mana, and the Alpha Party Hat has 100. The skills are as follows; A straight-up attack, which does low damage but is completely mana-free. First, it may perform Anti-Aegis and Anti-Auda, which do not damage at all but instead debuff an enemy entity (or group of entities) with -25% Defense or attack, respectively. It will vanish five turns after the cast. Second is a Double attack, where it does its basic attack twice on the same enemy. Finally is Poison Lens, which does not do immediate, direct damage, but instead poisons the target, dealing damage over time.

The Alpha Party Hat, deciding to make itself immediately useful to the team, uses Anti-Aegis on Duon, releasing a wave of Defense-degrading energies upon the Subspace Emissary boss that turn its defense down quickly, leaving it with only 75% of its defensive abilities.

Meanwhile, I pick up Carmen Sandiego, wary of traps, and if at all possible get her back into the valley with the group, which is safer than up there alone, where the Godmodder was.

   I STATIC MY WAY DOWN TO THE VALLEY, AND PROCEED TO TAKE OFF MY TOP HAT. IT IS MY GLORIOUS HATWEAR OF MUCH VALUE, AND I SHALL NOT PART WITH IT EASILY. I PROCEED TO PART WITH IT BY TOSSING IT AT DUON. AS IT TURNS OUT, THE TOP HAT IS INCREDIBLY HEAVY AND BLADED AT THE EDGES, BUT ONLY GRAZES DUON. IT GRAZES HIM AGAIN ON THE WAY BACK, HITTING HIM TWICE, AND THEN WASHING MY PRECIOUS TOP HAT THROUGH A GLITCH-CLEANSING SHOWER THAT WAS CONVENIENTLY PLACED BETWEEN IT AND I, BEFORE RETURNING IT TO MY HAND, AND THUS MY HEAD.   

   I THEN ACTIVATE THE BEGINNING OF MY SECOND CHARGE, WHICH WILL END IN A SECOND SEMI-FORBIDDEN RITUAL. NATURALLY, IT IS KNOWN AS THE BETA TRIGGER. BETA TRIGGER 0/35.   

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE, WHICH I FORGOT TO ADD EARLIER

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I was very impressed by what I saw immediately after leaving the room. With less of a rush to save Braus from an idiotic and very grim fate (including possibly being the idiot who released what was then an extremely violent and renegade Legend), I could now really appreciate the love and care that must have gone into making these hallways, easily capable of fitting three massive beasts alongside smaller others (smaller others including me). At this particular time of day/night, it was much more crowded, with a lot of other maids/servants/friends wandering about, and I could quickly reason that these weren't all just for the Swords of Justice, as the Trio was called. Most of those around me quickly parted as I tried to remember the instructions given to me from Mew. In hindsight, I really should have been able to pick up why they were parting just for me without prompt, but I was just overwhelmed by everything that had gone on, from the Fire onward. It was mental whiplash and I still hadn't recovered. Or something similar. This day was quite a whopper. I didn't think it would get more-for lack of a better term-outlandish.

It was as I was making the second scheduled right that I really, finally understood exactly where I was, and the exact gravity of the situation I had wound up into for whatever reason. I was now sweating bullets, as they said.

The place was white and tiled white with marble, with lines of various other stones paving the ground into eighteen slabs where appropriate, the eighteen rectangles making a circle around a symbol on the floor, itself a circle with four diagonal marks and made of gold, more to the sides than to the tops/bottoms. This was undeniably the Alpha's sigil, THE big guy where I was from. I could go on, but I think you in the Trope's Pantheon know him as well. I still don't get the Tropes Pantheon, though. Who is it there? A different version of the person they appear to be as a represenative of the tropes in question, separate from the original entities...Or was that person representing the trope directly as a represenative? Or something else? Let it be said, despite what you may think, I have been around longer than this strange and powerful thing has been...I think. Like, who even knows anymore. Void shenanigans.

And that was just the floor. Ignoring the massive marble colums and the ceiling was something that would have wanted to make me just stop and faint from sheer stress and confusion on any other day. Legends. Not just one Legend. not even two or three. A whole lot of them, and not all of them terribly friendly looking. A few didn't even look plausible in such a setting; No-one expects Kyogre to just kind of levitate a few feet off the ground, considering it's a massive freaking whale. Staring it down was freaking Groudon, it's equal and opposite, a massive armored lizard, armored red and armored angry. Those were not pleasent looks they were giving each other. Normally, a third green Lizard should have been watching the proceedings, but no Rayquaza here; substituting were two other titans almost equally sized, one a quadrupedal...Thing with a diamond situated roughly in the chest area, floating nearby Kyogre, while the other was a bipedal...Thing with wings with perals embedded into them, floating nearby Groudon; Dialga and Palkia respectively. Also present was a massive crowd of lesser Pokemon, some tightly gathered around their champions, others worridly standing in between the whole thing, including several OTHER Legends who I couldn't get a clear view of (I think the three Dajinni of the Skies were there; Tornaldus, Thundurus, and Landorus), and still others staring at the whole proceeding, unsure of how to act quite like me-or maybe just staying out of the immediate crossfire. I could only barely see the massive door at the center of the hall. It was deathly silent, and I couldn't make out any of the big four's expressions whatsoever. They all seemed angry, and yet at the same time I couldn't see any of them being able to move their faces into any reasonable facimilie of any facial expression whatsoever. The worst part? One of them started looking at me. Dialga, to be precise. This was not a feeling of being tiny in a crowd; this was legitimately being tiny to these massive things that were said to shape the very continents and cosmos with their whims alone, and last I checked it I wasn't very old, nor possessing of any offensive capability beyond a full-body tackle, which would barely make these guys flinch. At best.

Fortunately, I seemed to have arrived just when the situation had defused, or at least, they decided that this was not the place for a fight. "You will regret this. You will." The massive Groudon said, his voice loud enough to tower over everyone. Yet, it was he who turned around to leave first.

"Hrm. Doubtful." Kyogre said, more to himself than anyone in the room, as it floated back and left as well, leaving the two others.

"Glad that's over." Palkia said to his brother. "Today's been busy. Terrakion has a new Legacy, the Unovans are still waging war, those two are still looking for excuses to wage war themselves, and...Ah." Palkia was looking at me now.

They were both looking at me. And everyone started looking at me. I was paralyzed, struck completely dumb at this point. The Swords were one thing...This was going outrageous fast. I couldn't think of any response whatsoever.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Nervous, are we?" Dialga spoke at long last, breaking a minute-long silence. I somehow managed to nod.

"I think it would be best if you didn't keep him waiting. And I think you know who we're talking about."

I was savvy enough to realize exactly who the 'He' was in this equation. It could only ever be one entity, the Alpha...I wasn't entirely sure what would happen, in all honestly. Something bad, something good, whatever it was, it was something big enough that the Alpha had signaled me out. Let's be clear: This is NOT me as you know me, this was a vastly more...Timid me. I guess seeing the same massive behemoths every day without a single thought of contempt either way has gotten me somewhat more used to it, but the intensity of the first time was...Beyond usual comparisons, let us put it that way.

In any case, the duo's words spurred me onward to the door-walking at a regular pace, I nevertheless felt knots in my gut and lead in my feet as I made my way to the big door, opened just a crack, just enough for me to squeeze in.

I was thoroughly intimidated, to say the least.

edited 2nd Aug '15 1:11:10 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Oh, this guy. Alright. The Staff of Ysera is pretty flexible because I like having just one weapon rather than a pile of them. So, I make an emerald portal under Duon that takes it into the Dream, where it falls for a bit into another portal that leads into the first portal, making the classic infinite loop. Then I take away the first portal.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +7 total.
Dimentio Some, Fseftr, Hyena King.
If I want to beat Tazz's charge, I'm going to have to put all boosts into Willow, which feels stupid.
First Compainion: 15/80 Willow: 21/(Can't repeat the past? ... Why of course you can!)

Stuff: Staff of Ysera
Colors seem to work for me now. Thank you. They didn't before...

^{Just gotta slow down for a few days until we murder-cate Scratch in the other game. Stupid Scratch.} 
Whispering to herself in a somewhat melodic voice, almost like a flute,

Hm... is he...?

Willow looked over her shoulder briefly and unnecessarily.

Good. He's gone.

(AC is the closest I can get to courier new)

She very carefully made her way down closer to the battle, trying to seem as inconspicuous as possible. While climbing down, she sought out one specific person, me. As in, Talist. She had to finish some... training she had started a while ago. Something that would hopefully make her less likely to get killed. And it would give her more plot armor as a bonus, but that wasn't the main reason. After a brief conversation, I led her off a little way off the battlefield and teleported both of us away. I returned about 10 minutes later, but Willow wanted to spend longer.

You know... Tazz... You having pokemon and Golden Freddy makes me... for lack of a better word, a little envious. I swore some dumb honor rule that I would try my hardest to avoid using another character directly from something else. There is actually a character I'd like to use, but I resorted to embodying them with Willow. And no, I don't believe its who you think it is.

edited 2nd Aug '15 12:07:33 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

I fire at Duon with a pulse rifle.

Yellow Devil: 14/15 (+1 from the free +1, +1 from Tazz, +1 from djkates)

Kill Sat: 9/100 {Calibrating...} (+1 from the free +1)

+1 to Tazz, +1 to djkates, and +1 to Talist.

edited 2nd Aug '15 12:29:19 PM by InfinityRyujin

Healing Tome Upgrade: 10/10 (Infinity) The healing potency of my book is enhanced. (This isn't relevant yet, but will come in handy when we bring in summons.)

Opening my handbag: 10/50 (freebie)

I set up a reflector against the glitched Duon.

• 1 to Infinity, Jon, and Tazz

SoundCloud

TGWLH: 8/?'

I don't really pay much attention to what happens, I just post this charge. This game is very weird and hard to follow at times.

edited 2nd Aug '15 1:47:56 PM by KingFeraligatr

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond

Mallard: 21/125 (+1 from Spino, +1 from Briney, +2 from Fseftr
Walker: 10/200 (+1 from Briney)

Having had my heads stolen from me, I promptly explode into a mess of metal tendrils and gray crystal, smack the Wither Skeletons around until I get the heads back, and then sit there, doing... nothing.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I look at the Duon in grim determination. First boss? These are almost always... I'm not going going to finish that sentence. Instead, I raise Peanut up to aim at the boss before pulling the trigger.

All I hear is an empty click.

My eyes widen in horror as a startling realization dawns on me. I'm out of ammo.

Before I can truly grasp the reality of that statement, a buzzing makes its presence known in my ear. I put my finger to the communicator.

Command, please tell me you have some good news for me.

You're in luck, Spino. Your equipment should be arriving... now.

A portal opens up above me, as a bags falls to my feet. I pick it up before commenting:

It's pretty light.

That's because it opens up a picket dimension to store everything. How do you think Snake can carry around that many weapons at once. You'll be able to move just as quick as you always do.

I strap Peanut to my back before opening it up.

Everything I asked for is in there?

And then some. You have all the basics. Infinite ammo, dual pistols, a shotgun, and you're favorite.

Righty and Lefty.

I pull out two swords. Each one is small and light enough to wield single handedly, yet indescribably dangerous. I slowly slide them into the sheaths on my back.

Anything else?

An extra pair of binoculars, a Stinger missle, some grenades and a signal.

Signal? For what?

[[green: Remember last time?]

Oh. What about Crane? Has he come through?

   How kind that you think of me, Spino.   

Well?

   Don't worry. You will get the Fear Gas. In fact, I do believe you will be getting it sooner than expected thanks to some outside help. I'll give you a run down on the toxin when you get it.   

Groovy. Alright, if there is no more exposition that needs to be taken care of, Spino, out.

I reload Pwanut before placing it in the bag and pulling out the dual pistols. I aim them at the Duon on before letting loose on the barrage of bullets.

Inventory: Two swords, two pistols, an AK, shotgun, binoculars, grenades, Stinger missle, and signal.

Fear Gas: 11/16 (+1 from Jondanger and dimentiosome)

• 1 to piono, hyena and Cobalt.

edited 2nd Aug '15 2:53:18 PM by TheSpinoGuy

Artefact 5/40 {+1 from GM}

Entity 5/20 {+1 from Pastry}

• 1s to Pastry, Engie, and Talist.

I produce a pair of anti-personnel rotary autocannons and proceed to aggro all the pigmen by tearing them apart with a 2800RPM hail of four-centimeter directional airburst shells.

In the TARDIS, a matte-black humanoid robot wakes back up from his monthly update with the Mainframe on Anachron.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Hmmm... Interesting.

I decide to pry the Godmodder for info.

'So, where are we heading? I assume you have a plan for dealing with these players.'

'Although, you haven't been looking after yourself...' I quietly remark.

9/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear (+1 herobrine, +1 laitome)

6/50 Corotrangrul

• 1 to Laitome.

edited 2nd Aug '15 7:40:10 PM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

• 1 to    engie, Tazz and Phoenix.    (I'm pretty much just giving these to whoever. If anyone wants them, just ask.)

Thanks for the +1s, Talist and Herobrine. It's fine if the updates are sporadic, I understand having life get in the way.

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Oh, Duon! That's cool! I LOVED Subspace Emmissary! I still have that one cutscene where they burst into the portal illegally recorded on my phone!

I could do another temporal replicsimile... no, not yet. At this stage, that would just make things way too convoluted.

I take out my TURKEY SANDWICH, and begin advertising the DELICIOUS, SALTY FLAVOR which MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN HEADS, I'M NOT 100% SURE WHAT THEY PUT IN THEM. I then throw it towards Duon, and hope to lure the Wither skeletons away.

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LINK OF THE DAY!!!

4: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/index/

Like piono said, here's the official place to discuss Destroy The Godmodder stuff! ...okay, I'll give another one, since really, it's entirely possible you already know that.

4.5: http://www.geekfill.com/2013/02/19/funny-yahoo-answer/#

A list of...well, as the link says, funny Yahoo answers. A little bit mature, and sometimes crosses the line and doesn't come back, but I think it's okay for a laugh.

edited 3rd Aug '15 1:09:53 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

• 1 to Cobalt Shade, Engie and Ichigo Montoya

Point Singularity Projector: 12/200 (incl. 3 received charges this turn)

Jetpack: 7/(X+5)

I continue unloading explosive death from the bolt pistol to help my allies go after the spawners.

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

A rather annoyed seda turns to shout towards Telmoai: Shut up. I can handle myself, gorilla-ass.

Deciding against further time-wasting antagonizing, she turns away and, understanding that wither skeleton heads seem to be valuable around here for some reason, Seda grabs her halbred again and joins in on the wither skellie decapitation party.

charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 19/95- jindra, infinity, spino, jindra again

• mobile oran farm: 8/10

Seda turns to Jindra: I would recommend against providing aid to this Telmoai person. The company he works for has alot of power, and he has all but explicitly stated that his long-term goal is a corporate takeover of TV Tropes. Personally, I DO NOT want to take down the godmodder only to have to take down an Omnversal Inc. force immediately after.

anyways, charges go to: one to Spino, TWO to Jondanger

—-

suddenly, Seda's com pipes up. I turn away for 15 minutes to discuss temporary communications infrastructure with the technician, and I come back to see you already pointing guns at each other! I know Telmoai is trouble, but did you really have to start it up this quick?

• He started it. And I had to remind him that as powerful as Omnversal was, PERSONALLY he was on the same level as me.

Well I see you've also started the propaganda war.

• right. I've almost gotten rid of the mobs down here, but there's this big glitched robot giving us trouble. Could you see if the technicians have any ideas? I'm sending data.

edited 3rd Aug '15 8:15:39 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Seda, I would appreciate it if you kept your grudge against me solely against me. You shouldn't be discouraging Jindra just because he's giving me charges. People have the free will to choose who they give charges to.

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I disengage from the mobs and move in towards Duon.

Victor, you reading this?

Yep, its glitch energy which means kill that thing ASAP and be careful not to touch it who knows what will happen.

gotcha

I load my grenade launcher and fire a cluster grenade at Duon to goad the thing to running over some mobs as I flee through the hordes.

Meanwhile at the house of Technology

Hmm I could probably leave this on auto and go search the house myself. Hey Victor you there?

Where else?

Good I need you to find the physical location, as in the very storage drive its stored on, of the Minecraft server through the USB I plugged in. Can you do that?

Give us a moment we'll update you if we find anything.

As Omnversal's offsite team begin searching for the server I observe my surroundings in the House of Technology.

Nature of my Arm 10/??

OCT: 15/1500

1+1 to jindra, Tazz, and feathered

edited 3rd Aug '15 6:46:26 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

The earth breaks up around me, and I start blasting boulders at the Wither Skeletons with pointy things, aiming at the joints!

• 1 from battlefury13

I continue charging my attacks!

Blinding Strike: 6/10

Heavenly Storm: 5/10

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"

Anti-Ninja steals your noses.

Q&A

• Tabbune: Yeah. It's back. And only one charge only.
• Hyena: Not sure what the cards are even for. You'd have to tell me more.
• Netpatham: Wands. Ok.
• Sacred: Will fix that, and no. I don't remember. Please re-enlighten me.
• Tazz: I'm trying to understand the difference between you and your alter ego. It's almost as if you're trying to use two free actions at once. Which is Odd.
  • If it's just a hat, then it's an artifact, not an entity. Entities are mobs, people, things, soldiers, autonomous robotic crabs, etc.
• Feraligatr: I understand the confusion. You'll get it eventually.

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Cobalt doubles the damage to everyone this round, including Duon, who starts glowing red. Teleporting fish into Netpatham’s pants, he throw him at Duon who blasts him point black with 10 rockets.

Tabbune fires a light ray which goes straight through Duon’s head. 500 Dmg! Duon then retaliates with a dark ray, blinding Tabbune for a round. Pillow turns several fish into ingots, including the ones in Net’s pants. Battlefury hammerspaces several wither skeletons.

Netpatham tries to smother the mobs, only for them them all to dig themselves right out. They are paralyzed now, though.

Pastry’s rocket gets absorbed through a cannon arm and fired back at him. Utopic Dragon mauls the blue duon, but Neo dragon gets full-nelson’ed by the pink side. Suddenly gitchyness begins seeping through the mouth of the Neo dragon.

Neo Dragon now glitched.

Undying set fire to some pigmen while Jindra begins pursuing the Godmodder. Fseftr begins anti-healin wither skeletons, when one of them grabs the bottle, breaks it, and returns fire with flying glass. Jondanger obtains the PANIC ATTACK and quick fires pigmen. Tazz summons the Alpha Party hat, debuffing Duon.

Carmen Sandiego Acquired!

Talist tries to drop Duon through a portal, but the dang thing is too big to fit. He’s paralyzed this round, though. Infinity pulse rifles Duon. 500 DMG! Shiny upgrades his Tome. Engie ragequits against the wither skeletons, and collects 4 heads in the process. Spino’s Peanut fires against Duon. 500 DMG! Amperzand Aggro’s the pigmen into ludicrous gibs. Dimentio lures the wither skeletons to Duon, who touch him.

-then get glitched. Wooo….

Ripsaw unloads his bolt pistol against.. nothing. There’s no more spawners. He does blow holes in the mesa.

Paradise’s Seda collects 3 heads. Telmoai ‘nades Duon, but the glitched skeletons run cover fire, absorbing them. They then zerg Rush Talmoai. Lord boulders skeletons, sending bones everywhere.

Passing by what appears to be several veins of emeralds, Feathered would see a massive chasm, with what appears to be villagers mining away at stone. Zombies seem to be scaring them into submission.

I want this place cleared out in 5 minutes. Start mopping.

Suddenly, a zombie runs over and tears the hear off of a villager. They begin scattering. Walking over the walkway, the godmodder turns to Feathered.

Question. As sirens start screaming along with the villagers, a rumble is felt through the earth. From a large metal gurney, a form rises from a dark pit.

How good are you at piloting mechs?

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THE MESA CAVERN'

• THE GODMODDER: 97/100
• Feathered: [PG]

THE MESA

• Jindra.

THE VALLEY

• Sacred
• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
• Netpatham: Origin Wand
• Talist: Staff of Ysera.
• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger
• Trip: Slingshot
• Tazz: Alpha Party Hat: Carmen Sandiego
• Tabbune: Blinded.
• Engie: 4 heads
• Paradise: 3 heads
• Jondanger: Panic Attack
• Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Piono, Pillow, Shiny, djkates, spino, Undying, Pastry, Hyena, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Laitome/Telmoai, Lord, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck, Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo, Infinity.[AG]
• Cobalt: [N]
• Skeleton Jockeys – 6 [PG] Paralyzed
• Pigmen with pointy things – 0 Deaded
• Wither Skeletons with more pointy things – 3 Paralyzed
• Wither Skeletons with Chainsaws - 10 Paralyzed
• Silverfish: 83 Paralyzed
• Glitched Duon: 43500/45000 Paralyzed
• Glitched Neo Dragon: 4500/4500
• Gitched Wither Skeletons - 5

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"Quote of the Day"

"Watch the rest of the Matrix Movies, and acknowledge their existence. What. Stop staring at me like that. These aren't all going to be good quotes, now will they? I don't even get paid for doing these."

edited 4th Aug '15 9:56:07 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

(Ah, the thing known only as issues...a true blight on the time that should be used Destroying the Godmodder .)

edited 3rd Aug '15 11:00:20 PM by Wolfarc732

The Pen, Mightier than the Sword? Why not a Pensword?

@Herobrine: First, the Hat is definitely an entity. I would have said it was an Artifact if it was an artifact, but it's an entity. It Makes Sense in Context in the F Na FB series, where party hats are legitimately the basic enemies and Golden Freddy's summons...F Na FB doesn't make much sense to begin with, to be fair. As for the supposed double-action; Moving to a zone and making an attack afterwards is one action, so I thought likewise of doing that, but picking up Carmen beforehand, in effect. If that is two actions instead of one, nerf the attack-that's what Twin did with multi-actions. I'm fairly sure Piono restricted it as he did because he literally couldn't deal with people doing more than one action per turn. If you think you can, and you can balance it, by all means do so.

@Talist: If it's a dumb honor rule, why are you following it? Also, if Tazz is breaking the rule by your opinion, what about Willow? I'd say she breaks the same rule by those same measures, Enderdragons are species specific to Minecraft.

   BETA TRIGGER: 1/35    Sea of the Soul: 27/12,500 (+1 from Shiny Cotton Candy, +1 from Infinity Ryujin, +1 from Dimentiosome, +1 from Laitome).

• 1s to Laitome, Infinity Ryujin, and Cobalt Shade.

ALPHA PARTY HAT MANA: 50/100.

   "YOU ARE IMPLYING, GM, THAT WE SHOULD USE CARMEN SANDIEGO AS A BATTERING RAM."   

"Fredbear, we are not using a random woman as a battering ram."

   "SHE'S A MASTER THIEF. SHE STOLE THE MASON-DIXON LINE AND THE EIFEL TOWER."   

"She's severely injured."

   "SHE COULD STEAL YOUR STATUS AS A HORSE, DEMOTING YOU TO WATER PONY OFFICIALLY."   

"Why would she?"

   "...I SEE I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO USE CARMEN SANDIEGO AS A BATTERING RAM. FINE."   

   THE ALPHA PARTY HAT SHALL MAKE A PIERCING SOUND THAT DAMAGES DUON AS PER USING ITS BASIC ATTACK.   

We really need to make more Entities on the field to start really doing damage. I suggest cutting down on your charges that summon allied things, significantly, we don't need the opening act to be this hard, and though I was fairly sure the meches were autonomous, I can bet you a lot that we're about to get a C-Mech. In any case, we have quite the woman right here, if Fredbear wasn't lying, so we might as well start with her...I channel the power of life into the sky, letting loose a flashing symbol somewhat reminiscent of a few blades of grass. How I got that power hasn't been revealed just yet, so let's not talk about it. In any case, the symbol turns into an orb and attempts to heal Carmen Sandiego with as much healing Power as I can feasibly muster in a single action. We need the firepower, come on!

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE.

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The room I entered was surprisingly simple. The same ring symbol from the previous room was on this one as well, and only a step above the room was...Well, him. The Alpha, Arceus.

I don't remember the conversation in detail. Or at all. Ugh, dumb old memories, and you would think I recalled THIS of all things. Then again, Arceus...He doesn't tend towards being the mysterious guardian type. He tends towards being a powerful cohesive force that keeps the rest of the rather volatile Legends in line. It's part politics and part nuclear warhead management, and from what I've gathered he's been around a long while.

I feel like it should be obvious what I was there for: My bravery got me, so to speak, 'promoted' to the status of a Legendary, I would be working with the Trio (now a Quartet with me involved) in the House of Justice. For the uninitiated, which is probably a lot of you-the House of Justice was basically the Legendary disciplinary committee. The short of it is, we exploit our powers and talent in fighting to kill other Legends that go renegade. That way, the Legacy thing kicked in, respawning a more stable legend (usually). Aside from that, we usually did some more...Generic policework and helped out other Legends doing their things. Aside from The Swords of Justice, at the time the house included Meloetta, The Lati twins, and Zygarde. Zygarde was the main representative of that particular group of Legends. As of right now, Meloetta got shuffled into the House of Mind, but the 'outsider' Legends that were Mewtwo, Genesect and Deoxys joined once we managed to rope them in (that was a pain, if I recall, but I wasn't there for that detail). The other four houses were the Main House, the House of Life, the House of the World, and the House of the Mind, but they weren't nearly as important so much as their individual members, to me anyways.

In all honesty, I wasn't sure what I was getting myself into. Killing things, even if they technically re-spawned, seemed pretty heavy even if I was going to be training a lot for the most part, and that aside, I was dealing with things that would most likely dwarf me by several leagues (and I was not exactly instantly becoming a match for Groudon, to put it one way). Nevertheless, the Legends also saved my life, as it turns out-again, I forget what happened exactly, but the events beforehand gave me near-fatal wounds. I would have to repay them somehow...Plus, Mew was a loose chain about, erm, experimenting with different genomes, as I later discovered. I didn't have a horn before, or Red hair. To cap it all off, The moor was still burning and, worse, the fight had actually started to break out over there, rendering attempts to even approach the flames impossible.

If it wasn't already glaringly obvious, I accepted the duties. However, I'm going to stop there, or rather start a massive skip here. I think that going on here for too long would detract. We haven't even gotten to the point where I actually get into the picture here. Yeah, brace for skipping. Let's cut to MY legitimate first memory and not the first memory of someone that isn't me. I feel like I should have started there, really...Yeah, actually, now that I think about it, I really should have started there, but ah well. I'm not trying to re-write the Lord of the Rings here.

edited 4th Aug '15 10:17:37 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Updated. I had no idea what FNAB was. Got it now.

I am the once and future king.

Noticed a little error, it says that Sacred has the Panic Attack.

I fire the Panic Attack at the P Gs again.

Pure Awesomeness: 16/100 +1 from Shiny.

Operation Starfall: 1/300

• 1 to Shiny, Talist, Tazz.

Power? I most of you know the true definition of the word. I'll head into the Mesa Cave then. Business is business after all.

Training Partner 1: 11/200+ laitome
W.I.B.W: 6/20

• 1 to laitome
  Up for trades if anyone wants more. But not going to force or start any.

edited 4th Aug '15 10:14:12 AM by JindraAG

I start firing at the skeletons. Priority to the jockeys, then chainsaws, then pointy things.

Point Singularity Projector: 13/200

Jetpack: 8/(X+5)

• 1 to Cobalt Shade, Engie and Ichigo

• 1 each from paradisedj, Cobalt Shade, GM (next round, will note then)

edited 5th Aug '15 11:32:13 AM by Ripsaw

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...