?: 67/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
??: 23/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Actions:
Shadow:
Shadow grins darkly.
"I think you're not going to like this at all, Jaraxxus, my friend..."
He gathers a collection of dark energy, and sends it through the Pummel Gun, infusing his shells with dark power. He then fires a volley of shells at Jaraxxus.
Light:
Light sends a storm of swords, composed of heavenly light, crashing down upon Jaraxxus.
Spirit:
Spirit rains stinging nettle fibers upon Jaraxxus, going for the eyes.
Arkus:
Arkus sends a wave of arcane energy crashing into Jaraxxus from all sides, starting as a circular field, then compressing around the demon.
Galvix:
(>_>)
Neo:
Neo collects shrapnel, spent ammunition, Pantheonic wreckage, and other metallic debris from around the battlefield, crushes all of it down into a large cube, then repeatedly squashes Jaraxxus with said cube.
Brontosaurus:
The Brontosaurus charges at Jaraxxus, trying to bowl him over.
The Guardian:
The Guardian lunges from the ground, and chomps onto Jaraxxus, trying to fit the hulking Eredar's entire head-and-shoulder region in his maw at once as he makes an attempt to devour him.
Plus three to Talist.
Nuh nur
I take a piece of Jaraxxus and study its properties for its fragment and vaporization points per cc.
Follow my Tumblr.
First in and first knocked out
Madness combat goes off.
So does more dakka.
And Do the windy Thing, which hasn't counted up for a couple of turns and should be ready by now.
So do the paper-cut bloodstream bombs which go off all over the inside of Jaraxxus's body.
Everyone that attacks this turn will be dealing massive damage. Use your charge attacks people.
edit: Also, there is now a Discord for DTG, those who wish to come, simply meet us at https://discord.gg/qESw5PW
edited 29th Jul '16 4:13:13 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Alrighty, then! The opening I was waiting for has finally presented itself.
It seems that the fight with Jaraxxus ends here, doesn't it?
Yes, now seems like a good time to end it.
You two attack. Blastoise, use Hydro Pump!
Now, as for my attack...
In accordance to a jury consisting of myself, Jaraxxus is guilty of the following crimes: Having way too much HP, being able to take too many actions per turn, and almost depleting the Anti-God Machine's barrier.
As the judge, I sentence you to a swift, painless death.
And as the executioner, I will carry out this sentence.
I open a portal, and I pull a mechanical-looking silver bow out of the portal. I then draw back the string, creating a crackling bolt of green energy imbued with my judgement, and I then let go of the string, sending the bolt flying at Jaraxxus's chest. I then put the bow back in and close the portal. 91/91 expended.
The Anti-God Machine stabs Jaraxxus, D4C uses High Voltage on a PG, and Blastoise uses Hydro Pump on Jaraxxus.
Judge, Jury, and Executioner: 91/91 (+2 from emblem, +1 from Talist)
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +3 total, +2 from action ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sacred Spirit Infinity
105/120 105
5/120
Inari's base stats and stuffs
Leishi Stats
Self Reminder: Wave of Light that can target up to 5 targets with 2 turn CD, healing friendlies and damaging enemies, a stun with 3 turn CD, and an Immunity bubble with 6 turn CD
Inari
Fuse Log: N/A
Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 10
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 0
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 0
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 0
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 0
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 0
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
Energy: 5
Leishi Chi: 45/100
Shielded: None
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 15%
Action: Alright then. I'm going to bend the rules a little to try and get the most damage possible. First off, I use my 105 post charge and raise my staff into the air, calling down a strike of verdant lightning. Then I slam the staff head down into the ground, transferring the power into the earth. The energy travels down below the surface, sending serpentine cracks up like an earthquake. Then, in an instant, the cracks spew out flame to arc gracefully over the ground like flying fish. When they dive below the water of the ground, they convert back into the energy thrumming through the ground, ready to erupt with more fire, propagating the inferno.
The first 46,000 damage of this attack hits INARI, not Jaraxxus. The rest hits Jaraxxus.
I'm not normally one to comment in places like this, Talist, but I see what you're doing here. You're smarter now, aren't you?
"Oh how I adore your praise."
That sets her down to exactly 25,000 HP, which means she can do supernova. Inari leaps forward towards Jaraxxus, erupting with blinding light in the middle of a swirling cloud of plasma. The cloud of plasma expands outwards, searing the ground below and around her with sheer luminosity. It continues to expand until eventually, there's a turning point. The world seems to freeze for a moment, as though time lost its fragile grip. It wasn't a true distortion of time, but rather the soft pause that seems to happen before a catastrophe. Unable to maintain its own ravenous growth, the plasma cloud turns on itself, like an online P.U.G. group after a raid wipe. In speed too quick to catch, it shrinks down to a point in front of Inari. And then the world burns. In an instant, the supernova blasts down all it passes, reducing it to rubble and quickly converting that rubble into shrapnel. In addition to whatever it obliterates, it fires shotgun blasts of random elements, from hydrogen to iron to beryllium, all concocted in the laboratories of the stars.
Writing that made me feel really pretentious...
Supernova hits for (6*1 + 2*2 + 2*3 + 4*4 + 0*5 + 4*6 + 4*7) * 1,350 = 113,400 damage. Then Leishi breaks ALL her blossom shields left for one final shatter, dealing 12 * 8,000 = 96,000 damage, which kinda makes the Supernova seem less impressive. I wish I could have waited longer for the Supernova.
This is the power of having complicated entities. It makes them more flexible.
Oh, then Uther does Wave of Light on Jaraxxus + 4 random allies
edited 29th Jul '16 10:01:54 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
Action Summary:
Hunter uses... Was it Tunnel Vision I called it? I don't remember. The Tunnel thingo. And lets Galvix drive even! With the assistance of 529.
Song: X-Scape Tunnel Theme!
While I'm here, if you own a 3DS or D Si, I highly recommend X-Scape (or 3D Space Tank for PAL regions...) and you should play it because it is good.
Speed and Fira use Hellstorm on Jaraxxus.
Special Attacks:
The Grand Finale: This is more a formality than anything. It's just what I wanted set up for the end. That means that 2 conditions need to be filled: Turns_Remaining=1, Charge Level: 120.
I think that condition 2 may be filled by this point.
- 1 to Infinity, Solar, Talist.
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A mysterious force grows in power as the battle wears on... It could be coming from undeground?
edited 31st Jul '16 4:47:49 AM by Sp33d0n
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Anti Ninja
Madness is applied.
Kathryn exists and deals 6250 damage to Jaraxxus.
Jondanger tries to shove Jaraxxus into a universe-in-a-box, but Jaraxxus can't fit into the box. Jaraxxus takes 6250 from being shoved.
The Party rains their fury at Jaraxxus. Shadow starts off by using his darkness-infused Upgraded Pommel Gun, then swords of light pierces him, followed by Spirit's rain of stinging nettle fiber. Arkus then sends an arcane wave at him, then Neo collects all debris from the Field and hurtle them towards Jaraxxus. Finally, their two entities attack him in a combo attack. 65000 damage!
Xcano studies Jaraxxus' molecular properties, increasing the next damage dealt to him.
Hank activates his Dakka, targeting only Jaraxxus, dealing 32500 damage. Then, Piono inserts papercut bombs into Jaraxxus, which explodes for 6250 damage. John Does the Windy thing for 62500 damage. (I'm sure I've always counted it's cooldown. Welp. Also, really. People. Go to the Discord chat.)
Infinity uses his charge attack to fire a green arrow of pure judgement at Jaraxxus. 125000 damage! The Anti-God Machine stabs Jaraxxus for 15000 damage D 4 C uses his High Voltage attack on Jaraxxus for 37500 damage. Blastoise uses Hydro Pump on Jaraxxus for 25000 damage.
Talist uses his staff and calls down verdant lightning from the sky, strategically hitting Inari for 46000 damage and brutally hitting Jaraxxus for 90000 damage. That's a kill! Inari then unleashes her Supernova attack on Jaraxxus, followed by Leishi's Shatter, dealing an overkill amount of damage. Uther heals the Gods for 5000 points each.
The VIXIV turns invisible while Speed and Fira attacks Jaraxxus with a hellstorm.
—
End of turn:
YOU WIN! BUT YOUR WORLD IS STILL DOOMED! Jaraxxus screams as his body slowly disperses into the Massive Nether Portal he created. After his body is fully absorbed by the Portal, the Stage of Gods Emblem breaks.
5 damage to the Godmodder.
The Portlight then crashes into the ground. The Portlight Crew is mostly unharmed, though.
This. Ends. Here. I shall reign over the Pantheon! And nothing shall stop me! The Godmodder sends off a stasis wave, sending everything to a stasis. Not so fast. A pink glow shines from the players' chests. You still have a fighting chance. Go.
The Portlight Crew also have the glow from their chests, but it's fainter and they move slower. We... can't... really... move... Finish... him... for us... You... can... do it... Then, the Godmodder snaps his fingers, and their glow disappears and they enter a stasis.
Done with your little talk? I'm the hero of my story. I shall prevail.
—
Battlefield
Godmodder: 5/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]
—
Your entities are still saved for the bonus arc.
Final arc, go!
edited 1st Aug '16 6:42:56 AM by Tabbune
The Dark Force has summoned all it's power. Who it could summon? Well...
That's really up for this turn, isn't it?
Ooh, how ominous...now I need to figure out what to use my charges for in the epilogue arc. And, Talist, if you're listening, we could always move along our subplot in PMs if we run out of time here.
First in and first knocked out
Eric dashes forwards, a slew of golden runes pouring out of his mouth and down his arm as he mumbles in the arcane, and a massive golden sheen comes out of his arm.
He shouts something indecipherable, and golden light fills the entire area, swords streaming down towards the Godmodder, and blocking attempts to dodge or prevent other incoming attacks.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
I flip a switch that's right next to me. The switch activates a generator, which supplies power to my massive laser cannon I bought online a minute ago, which I fire up into space. The beam hits a distant alien planet, and the aliens go to invade the Battlefield, but are eaten by a giant space slug, which is eaten by a giant space spider, which is eaten by a giant space bird, which is eaten by a giant space crocodile, which lets out an enormous burp, that moves a space station orbiting another alien planet into the planet, which blows up, sending out a massive shockwave that destroys the surrounding solar system, which alerts the Federal Artillery Regiment Twelve to fire their artillery at the Deadly United Murderers Base, which fires all their weapons at the space station from before, which was just rebuilt, which fires a mega laser back, which I redirect with a massive mirror, killing the President of the Galactic Order Of Planets, which declares war on everyone and everybody, and launches a missile at the Chicken Regiment And Prison, which fires giant eggs at the G.O.O.P. base, which I again redirect with a giant gravity gun, and fire them at a perfect replica of the UOSS from DTG 2 I bought online a minute ago, which falls on the King of Everywhere, who dies, alerting the Federal Artillery Regiment Thirteen to fire their artillery into space, which lands just where the Godmodder happened to be standing.
?: 69/? (Talist.) Hint: —
??: 25/? (Talist.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Actions:
Shadow:
Shadow narrows his eyes, glaring at the Godmodder.
"Looks like it's the final chapter..."
He sighs.
"Well, it had to come sometime."
He smirks slightly.
"I'm actually glad. This war has been dragging on for too long. But...now's the time to end it. Like you said..."
He mimics the Godmodder's voice perfectly, grinning as he does so.
"This. Ends. Here."
He tips his hat down over his eyes.
"So..."
He takes his Anti-Construct Gear in hand, folds his arms over his chest, and bows his head, displaying the majestic pose often displayed by Pharaohs and Gunslingers alike. Then he suddenly and abruptly looks up, his eyes flashing violet.
He breaks into a sprint toward the Godmodder, weaving through the slew of attacks that will certainly be heading his way, nimbly leaping over any projectiles. As he sprints, he opens fire with the Pummel Gun, (it is P-u-m-m-e-l Gun, by the way, you misspelled it as 'P-o-m-m-e-l' a few times, now, but that's okay,) and eventually sprints so fast he's running on air. When he's in range, he takes a multi-step attack plan, consisting of a point-blank shot at the face from the Pummel Gun, an attempt to club the Godmodder over the head with the Rugged Robo Wrecker, and a sharp, hard kick to the ribs with his steel-toed boots, before he vaults over the Godmodder's shoulders and makes his escape, running up the wall and vanishing. He reappears by the others, tilting his head.
"That won't stop him, but it'll certainly hurt."
Light:
Light takes flight, and holds out his arms. He manifests a sword and shield out of light, and swoops toward the Godmodder, blocking with the shield, and he takes a flyby slash at the Godmodder, then swoops off, returning to the others.
Spirit:
Spirit sends a flurry of thorned vines from underground, trying to crush and entangle the Godmodder.
Arkus:
Arkus launches a storm of fireballs at the Godmodder, from all directions.
Galvix:
(<_>)
Neo:
Neo creates a barrier of energy, attempting to put the Godmodder in a brief stasis as repayment for the one imposed on the Entities.
Brontosaurus:
(stasis)
The Guardian:
The Guardian shudders, recoiling.
"I feel thisss energy...paralyzzzing me...I...cannot...resssissst it...you shall not ssstop usss!"
He lunges at the Godmodder, but begins to freeze halfway through.
"Grrk...you...ssstinking...monssster...!"
He freezes in place, staring with unblinking eyes, his jaws wide open. He seems completely frozen, but his eye swivels, revealing he is actually still quite aware of his situation. He manages a weak telepathic message to any tuned in.
'I will be alright...jussst...do one thing for usss... Dessstroy the Godmodder!"
(stasis)
Plus three to Talist.
edited 1st Aug '16 3:05:04 PM by SacredSpirit123
Gh... gah... Infinity, go... kick his ass... gh... graaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Seems like continuing to fight won't do me any good. I'm leaving this up to you, Infinity!
Welp, seems like my entities will be of no help now...
How shall I do damage now? Better get thinking.
I've got a plan.
I rush towards the Godmodder at speeds that it should not be possible for anything to achieve.
edited 1st Aug '16 4:42:50 PM by InfinityRyujin
Nuh nur
I destabilize all of Jaraxxus' molecular structure with a well placed Regular Jab.
Follow my Tumblr.
Aarik's stats:
Consolidation: 18/50
Red Text: 1/25 HINT: There's more to Aarik's guns than he's let on...
In the secret facility...
Well, that's enough waiting. It's time to complete my destiny.
Transfer of Program: Sigma to Armed Armor: Sigma complete. Commence transportation?
Proceed.
Destination?
The TV Tropes Pantheon.
In the Pantheon...
Aarik lines up the perfect shot to the Godmodder, ready to send the poor soul into oblivion. His finger tenses on the trigger. Unfortunately, he timed the shot at the same moment that the
Well... sh*t...
At the same time, all of the Armed Armors, save for Alpha, freeze like statues.
No!
Alpha begins to rush to help them.
Stop.
Confused, Alpha skids to a halt.
We suffered no additional damage from this attack. It was meant to hold us, not kill us.
Yeah. Finish this for us, won't you?
Well, not how I expected it to go, but you've got this. As much as I wanted to kill him, as long as that bastard's in the deepest, darkest pits of whatever versions of hell exist, I'm happy.
... Heh. Alright, then.
Turning, his body language practically screams of a renewed confidence.
It really is over, isn't it... Alpha. That name's synonymous with the beginning of something. Yet you just want to end things. You're not worthy of that name. You never were. And you never will be. So, what do I call you, then? How about... "No-name." No. Better yet, how about "Omega." Seems fitting for you. I realize it's taken by someone you hate. And I don't care at all. So, Omega...
He unsheathes his katana and points it directly at him.
Let's finish this. I was made for the sole reason of killing you. Time I did that.
Having said that, he rushes the Godmodder, slicing him as he passes him, then spins with a vertical slice, launching him into the air. Pulling out his matchlock, he flicks the switch on the handle and fires it multiple times, keeping him in the air. When it runs out of energy, he switches it back to normal ammunition and empties the clip. He then throws it aside and jumps up, drawing both his naginata and trident, slashing at him rapidly before spinning and slamming him into the ground with his weapons.
Before he finishes, however, he throws a rope, snagging the Godmodder's foot, yanks it, and continues the combo (don't ask how this worked), impaling him with the weapons, followed up by more than one Diagonal Cut via Blade Spam. Sheathing his sword, he yanks the weapons out of the Godmodder, kicking him off.
Stay down. Take that for what you will.
In Aarik's head...'
Alright, we need to come up with a game plan. Is, uh, Meatstick still sleeping?
Da, da, like baby. I think that nothing cou-
Snnnk- Huh? Huh? Blood? Flesh? Where?
... You just HAD to say it, didn't ya.
Not my fault.
Why can't we move? Why can't we kill?
Well, see that guy in the middle there?
Yes. He did this? He stopped our killing?
Yep. In fact, when we get out of here, he's in need of some killing himself.
MINE!! I NEED A NEW MEAT PUPPET!!
I figured you'd say that.
edited 2nd Aug '16 1:19:09 AM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
Anti Ninja
No, Alpha. Your arc is after this last fight against the Godmodder.
Eric dashes over to the Godmodder and unleashes an runic assault on him. The Godmodder deflects it by raising his scepter and sending a wave of Pantheonic energy to his attack and cancelling it out. That's the best you can do?
Jondanger starts a complex plan. The Godmodder throws a literal wrench at his thoughts, causing it to fail.
Shadow uses his Pummel Gun and tries to do a mixup attack. But the Godmodder sends an energy wave and throws the rest of the Aspects into the stasis. Huh. A malfunction? And I'm invincible with this Scepter, baby! Invincible!
Infinity rushes at the Godmodder at impossible speeds, but is stopped by the number rollback that Xcano got.
Xcano tries to destabilize Jaraxxus' molecules with a regular jab. Yeah, last week called. They want their attack back.
Alpha does a quick slash at the Godmodder as he let go of the rest of the Power Armors into the stasis. 1 dramatic damage!
—
End of turn:
Haruhi appears into the battlefield, and then walks up to the Godmodder. She then tries to slap the Godmodder, but is blocked and blasted into the stasis.
Your tricks won't work on me, miss Haruhi.
—
'Battlefield
Godmodder: 4/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]
—
![[down]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
I hope you both have duscussed on how you want to work with both your bosses.
edited 2nd Aug '16 2:56:28 AM by Tabbune
Whoops, sorry, fixed.
Suck it, troper!
Sorry, didn't quite get a chance to let you know.
?: 70/? (—) Hint: —
??: 26/? (—) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Shadow blinks, and snarls as the other Aspectsnote are frozen where they stand.
"Okay...you can freeze our allies...you can freeze our friends...you can even freeze the Guardian...but there's one thing you can't freeze..."
His eyes begin to burn with terrifying flames of deepest crimson, and he makes an emphatic response.
"NOBODY! FREEZES! MY! SIBLINGS!"
He gives the Godmodder a glare of pure, unfiltered hatred, and he charges, holstering the Pummel Gun and wielding the Rugged Robo Wrecker with both hands.
"Let me tell you something, Super-Zero! If you want to rely on a certain artifact to protect your powers..."
He leaps up, and attempts to smash the Godmodder's wielding hand with the spiked side of the Rugged Robo Wrecker. If necessary, he initiates what is effectively a Blade Lock situation with the two blunt weapons in order to force it out of his hands, or at least to free up a chance for someone else to steal it, if he can't grab it himself.
"DON'T ANNOUNCE IT!"
He growls.
"How does one paralyze a God, anyway‽"
Plus three to Talist.
edited 2nd Aug '16 7:12:50 AM by SacredSpirit123
So it's time to do this. For all you people who wanted to see it.
Where to begin?
Prior to this turn:
Right. So Hunter and Co. Is a good start.
Where was I?
You were complaining about your Power Armor off camera.
Oh, that's right.
Hunter flies towards the Portlight.
Prepare electro-grapple.
Check.
Sending transmission...
Underway.
Hey! I think you still have my Power Armor from when I was sniping from your ship. I'm gonna pick that up now. That's all.
Hunter passes overhead, and the Power Armour is cleanly picked up. It is then dragged into the Cargo Bay.
That's done. So, your questions?
Boundless Energy:
As I may or may not have commented, I've definitely noticed.
Ray gets super excited at being talked to.
Oh! Yeah! That's me! Hi! Hello! Really Good! Thanks for asking!
Ray basically teleports into that seat due to his literally boundless energy.
Yes, as we travel from planet to planet we change colour, but I figured out how to do it on the fly.
Ray nods his head as his traits that people know about are stated.
That's about right! Though I've been called *ahem* Exceedingly and carelessly naive and reckless to a point.
Ray giggles at his impression of his brother. Hunter cracks a smirk.
That's pretty good, kid.
Accurate, if I do say so myself.
As Galvix becomes unsure how to tell the ship and it apart, he responds simply.
A fair question. I am sorta built with the ship. You won't see me without the ship and you more than likely won't see the ship without me. Although, you can just call me 529 if it helps with telling us apart.
I know I do.
The Kiisan empire is a tyrannical regime spanning the Galaxy. It is lead by the commander of the original pilot of this ship. Was, I guess. They controlled it by limiting access to Power Crystals and lining Warp Tunnels with borderline unarmoured drones.
That must have cost a fair bit, as they ended up destroyed as the tunnels collapsed as we passed.
Sounds scary!
Honestly, not really.
I just needed to stay moving.
It was never a problem.
I agree, Galvix. Roman numerals are classy, but I think the ship is just named that because it sounds kinda cool, honestly.
Another good point, Galvix. A person's name doesn't always represent their personality.
That's also very, very true!
Don't be sorry about it, friend, that was a really, really long time ago. I've basically forgotten about it, though I guess the scars on the soul are eternal, even if the physical scars do fade away.
Yes. He was.
Born on August 15, 2071. The Wasteland was my teacher, the Commonwealth my home. Not necessarily a fun experience, but it thought me more than a school ever could.
Of course, Hunter did get a formal education.
From Auth, more than anything else.
Mm hmm. Like I said, the Wasteland was a Blessing In Disguise for me. I refined my skill with firearms. I forged my rather abnormal moral code exposed to the true cruelty of the wasteland.
Wait, you were always skilled with a gun?
Yeah, I needed to so I could protect myself. My parents always bickered. When they gave up taking out their aggression on each other, they turned to me. I was shot in the arms and legs numerous times. Those scars have gone now.
Hunter reflects on his past.
And I hope my parents are getting exactly what they deserve in the depths of Hell.
That went really dark.
I'm not saying it's undeserved.
And smuggling resistance members around wasn't as easy as you might think.
Planets closer to Earth and Logree were definite challenges.
Especially Logree.
They both shudder at the memory of the planet sized base. Like the Starkiller Base, but without the system destroying laser or Space Nazis.
Yes?
The emperor... He turned into a... Lol wot?
The Emperor was secretly an alien in disguise. He was the First Pilot's commander. He assisted us against the Xenomorph or whatever it was after we destroyed it's disguise using the EX-1.
More or less.
Yeah, Galvix! You'd have blueprints around somewhere! I'm sure we can build one!
We do, but do you know where you're gonna find Power Crystals?
Rose can generate crystals, and Bolt can infuse them with power! If that's not enough power, we can get Spark to infuse it with more potent Magical Energy!
In the manual. Somewhere.
Yeah, sorry about that. I've always had the habit of speaking my mind without considering how others might react. Divine Retribution-
At the moment, that's seven shocks from Bolt, nine Sears from Fira, about a dozen stone peltings from Rose and many, many lashings of water from Tide.
You should get that under control.
I'm trying.
Generally, that is the case.
I have lots of money in Elementia. That's enough to keep me alive there. I tend to be unable to get it converted to other currencies more often than not. So... Yeah. Annoyingly that's pretty accurate.
Can't you just get Speed to help?
I've gotten into enough trouble without his help.
Speaking of without help, no. He doesn't know half the functions.
I'm going to tell you why, Galvix. There are currently three things in the cargo bay. The Phoenix, which is a small assault ship, my X-01 Power Armour designed to look like T-51 Power Armour, and the manual. Half of the cargo bay is the manual. It's take me longer to read that than say the chemical name for Titin.
But that's three and a half hours long!
Yes. Yes it is.
Hunter tends to leave me to activate functions he doesn't know the commands for or doesn't remember.
That's cheating!
Literally, a tablet like an iPad as given to Galvix without Ray or Hunter noticing.
We know, we know. It's ethical shaky ground. But it supplies an enormous power boost and is a fascinating experiment on the effects of the SOUL on pre-existing technology.
Hunter, oblivious to 529, just comments on his results against Light.
I understand him winning if he plays dirty. But, your dream of racing The Flash and Quicksilver? I think Speed could maybe possibly make that happen, along with a few other guys as well. You know, The Roadrunner, Sonic, any other fast as hell people you can think of.
I think you missed one.
And for my sanity she will remain nameless.
Huh.
529 floats over to Hunter and very audibly whispers...
Rainbow Dash...
Shut it!
Whoa! Chill, Hunter! You've gotta drive!
Yeah... Yeah... I know, I know.
529, that was really low.
C'mon. It was funny.
Do you see me laughing?
Alright, alright, I won't.
Good!
Oh! Dr. Yamano? He is a scientist in the Kiisan system. He's kind of a legend for being An Extraordinary Mind.
He's the reason we have a lot of our upgrades now.
And how we broke into Tetamus II from Earth.
Yes! Hunter is a legendary marksman!
'''Although, in honesty, Melee weapons aren't my cup of tea. Though that could be because I tend to like swords that are a little bit blade-heavy.'m'
As opposed to handle-heavy?
Yeah.
Aww, man, it'd be so cool if it was stolen from Doctor Who!
I've never met the Doctor. I think Speed met the fourth incarnation though.
I'm unable to promise that there isn't Gallifreyan influence on the design of the ship, as I wasn't built until the ship was more or less ready.
Even the original first build still looked pretty cool, as I have pictures lying around somewhere.
You could probably get an opportunity to drive, Galvix. Sorry, Ray, but you're still too young.
Awwwww...
That was long, and we still have more of it to go! But for now, to move on to Rose and Spirit.
You know, knowing Ex as much as I do, I think Kai is the worst you'll have to worry about when it comes to environmental damage, as I think Ex'll be playing with a home ground advantage. Or in other words, he'll be dragging combatants to Hell to fight.
Forged a weapon from mere paper to destroy anything, anywhere at any time, without needing to put morals or mercy in the way? While it sounds potent, and possibly even enough to finish Ex off, the not holding back part is scary to think about.
Truth. So many people change over a conflict.
What you did was justified, I don't think I needed to say that. Ex is a monster that preys on emotion. I think that the wrath Ex will incur is enough of a karmic retribution.
Flowey is one of the few in that universe I could call a true monster. Though it's merely explained away.
Several paragraphs about Undertale later...
I wouldn't insinuate that. If you thought it was strange that her fur gained that rusted appearance, that's pretty much what we all accept as why.
Back to Hunter!
This is so long. I legitimately want to cry.
Yes. We do get to fly. I find the X-Wing strange because it's Star Wars. Star Wars is unrelated to our struggle here.
They start flying now.
I've pushed the button.
Are you pleased?
Yeah! Let's get moving!
Hunter focuses his attention on his surroundings. This'll be important in a bit.
I rarely get to fly anywhere! This is a new and exciting experience for me, especially since I've actually never seen this tank before and I didn't think it'd fly!
Hunter is scrutinising the area. Almost like he sees something.
I think you are correct. It may just be that I've done this a million times before, but it really isn't that exciting to me.
Hunter is shocked at the comment about the radio station.
'''I actually don't know. I didn't know this was a thing. I'm tuned to Elementian Frequencies by default. I didn't know this existed until I clearly forgot to switch my radio back to regular frequencies, but I ain't complaining.]]
Hunter catches it now.
There!
A black cloud is building. It has great red shapes are in the mist.
That is bad. That is very, very bad.
Almost as if it was called...
Freeze, creep.
So Speed saw all of the guys being frozen. Guess how he's gonna react.
I'm assuming that my RP entities that are here are frozen as well.
Oooohhhh, boy, bucko, pal...
Speed turns to Richard, with an almost sadistic look on his face.
teal: Are you going to pay for that! ]]
Speed steps up to bat for the first time in a while. Fira knows he's pissed. Fifa knows that it's a really good idea to stand all the way back.
Speed's eyes are red. He's covered in a dense aura of black. He floats to right in front of Richard.
Goodbye.
Speed flicks Richard to get him going. He flies at a blinding pace to beat Richard to the wall, then kicks him up. Hard. He lets Richard smash into the roof, and then fall back down. Firs runs up and swings with the face of her halberd. He's flung in the direction of Shadow. Speed teleports, catches Richard, then grinds him into the ground. Speed then lets loose on the Elemental Arsenal, causing side effects such as Burns, Scalding, Infection, Electrocution, Blindness, Numbneess across the Whole Body, Whiplash, and Death. Except probably the last one. Let's lock and load.
We're in for the Long Haul. We're in for the Long Haul.
Action Summary:
Speed and Fira use Holy Wrath on The Godmodder.
Oh shoot, that didn't work.
I do a generic attack on the Godmodder. But wait, what did I use to do it? Vote now with your phones!
And then everyone voted so hard that the Godmodder caught on fire!
First in and first knocked out
Erin begins chanting, and Haruhi is suddenly surrounded by golden light.
Maybe you're strong enough to cancel out an individual runic stream, but can you handle one of the most powerful pantheon gods when their having the power amplified?
Haruhi is suffused with creative energies.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Wanderer
Invincible? Now that is something boss would be grumpy about letting stand. So lets start with a little note, your about as likely to survive everything coming at you as a pebble is to survive the tides. I'll insultingly slowly walk up to the Godmodder and give him a lazy slap that just happens to carry the force of a tsunami behind it.
Anti Ninja
Shadow leaps to the Godmodder and attempts to disarm the Aghanim's Scepter. Eh, is it really a big deal when I'm strong enough to beat you all? He easily tosses Shadow aside by swinging the Scepter.
Speed and Fira uses Holy Wrath on the Godmodder. The Godmodder takes the full assault... only to reveal that he has taken no damage at all. I mind control Gods daily. Being a god is nothing.
Jon does a generic attack at the Godmodder with literal nothingness because nobody voted. 1 damage.
Piono infuses Haruhi with creative energy. Haruhi tries to slap the Godmodder again. Heh. Division by infinity results in 0 damage.
Jindra then slaps the Godmodder with the force of a tsunami. The Godmodder deflects it normally. Not even Haruhi can damage me with that. Try again.
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'Battlefield
Godmodder: 3/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]
edited 3rd Aug '16 2:49:49 AM by Tabbune
I create a box that contains another universe, shove Jaraxxus into it, and incinerate the box in the sun.