A: Sacred: You're telling me, mate.
B: Taabune: Yes. Yes I am. I've already seen it.
C: Knowing me, I'm probably going to run out of time...
D: Yes. I am going to do them all.
edited 20th Jul '16 3:46:09 PM by Sp33d0n
I throw a spoon at Jaraxxus.
Do the terrors never cease?
I've only seen the first two, actually.
?: 61/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
??: 17/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Actions:
Shadow:
Shadow huffs at the relative failure of his previous plan, sulking a bit. Then he clicks his fingers, getting an idea. He leaps up onto a high spot, and clicks his fingers, causing a sash with all of his emblems pinned to it to appear on his trench coat. He grins.
"Time to make things interesting..."
He checks his emblems, thinking of which combination to use.
"Let's see here..."
He breaks into a wider grin, and looks down at Jaraxxus.
"Ooh, you're in for it, now!"
First, he channels Multi-Armor to protect the AG's. Then he channels Walpurgisnacht Slayer to trap Jaraxxus. Then he uses Strength of Gods, in order to boost his next action, which is using two charges of his weapon to create a high-tech turret overloaded with a ridiculous arsenal, which then divides its attention between the Infernal and Jaraxxus, firing a massive payload of missles, lasers, armor-piercing rounds, stun blasts, ice beams, sticky bombs, and just about any other projectile you can name, and even some you can't. He puts his effort into keeping the turret running, and uses it to raise a shield, as well.
Light:
Light heals Arkus and the Guardian, trying to protect them.
Spirit:
Spirit tries to smother the Infernal's flame by slinging a wave of soil onto it.
Arkus:
Arkus maintains his meditation, trying to protect himself and the Guardian.
Galvix:
(^_^)
Neo:
Neo turns his nanomachines to the Portlight, now, trying to make it regenerate, as well as giving it a reflective shield.
Brontosaurus:
The Brontosaurus charges the Infernal, trying to strike at it.
The Guardian:
The Guardian continues to hide.
Plus three to Talist.
Now, I don't usually ask for much of you other people... but could you help Blastoise?
Now's not the time to ask for help. Focus on beating down that Eredar.
Blastoise would beg to differ on the "now not being the time to ask for help" part of what you just said.
I cast a healing spell on Blastoise. The Anti-God Machine fires its Mana Laser at Jaraxxus. D4C jumps on a PG's head. Blastoise uses Iron Defense.
Charge reservoir: 83/whatever (+2 from emblem, +1 from Talist) I'm thinking of making it be an entity.
+1 to Talist, +2 to Consumer
Nuh nur
I run into Jaraxxus at 2e2932c with enough force to wipe out the observable universe an innumerable amount of times.
Follow my Tumblr.
That guy
@Xcano: I dunno. Would time even work regularly when you're at those speeds?
Bookkeeping Station: got +4 total, +2 from action ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sacred Spirit Infinity
92/120
3/120
Inari's base stats and stuffs
Leishi Stats
Self Reminder: Wave of Light that can target up to 5 targets with 2 turn CD, healing friendlies and damaging enemies, a stun with 3 turn CD, and an Immunity bubble with 6 turn CD
Inari'
Fuse Log: Gained 2 Vanadium. 6 Manganese > Iron, 4 Iron > Nickel. Net loss of 4 energy.
Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 4
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 0
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 2
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 2
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 4
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 4
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 4
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
Energy: 23
Leishi Chi: 40/100
Shielded: Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, DDDDC *1, 765 Pro *2, Water Ele *3, Herself *3
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 0%
Entity Actions: Leishi targets Jaraxxus with Tremor for 10,000 base damage. Again because she has no Chi. Uther uses his pally bubble of immunity to shield the Portlight. Inari keeps up her act of spamming Shining Lance and deals 28,000 damage to Jaraxxus and gains 2 Vanadium. Again again again.
Action: All I really know about the Portlight is that it's some kind of flying ship, but I'm pretty sure that makes me a qualified engineer. So I use my incredible intricate knowledge to hire a squad of mechanics to repair the Portlight.
edited 23rd Jul '16 3:12:17 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
![[nja]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Anti Ninja
This would probably take a day to complete. Stuff happened.
Denied. Welp. Just gotta eait for Monday. Also, for some reason the mobile version jist switched to the desktop version.
edited 22nd Jul '16 10:23:10 AM by Tabbune
/RPNull:
Spirit tilts their head.
'Oh, you mean Fate? Like I said, he was originally the controller of all Fate in the Universe which bears his name. In the offshoot I was talking about this particular incarnation of him just happened to be a bit too abusive with that power. When we'd taught him the error of his ways, he was much less overbearing, and a lot more fair. He mostly just oversees probability, now, so I guess this fits.'
I haven't played FATE in a long time, but this
◊ is what Fate looks like. The picture may say 'Death', but that's Fate, when it takes you to the 'Choose your Fate' screen when you die, that's who it shows. Besides, the Fate Statues you can 'tempt Fate' at depict the same entity.
S/he idly smoothes out their leaves, listening to Kai.
'Well...I don't know about informal. I think they'd disagree with the word. It's just really complicated. Or so I've noticed. Anyway, seeing as the Captain of the Guard was in a leading position before I awakened, I'd say that, yeah, he's in a pretty good spot for being the official second-in-command. I mean, he can't really be a second-in-line, since everyone knows I'm an Immortal Deity, so there's really no chance of me needing to pass down my post. Besides, all the things I can't do, the Captain does for me. We sort of...co-rule the Glade, I guess. He insists that he's my bodyguard, though.'
S/he shrugs, looking cheerful.
'That's a pretty interesting statement, 'it's hard to know what you don't know'...I've never heard that problem approached in that way before. I've always been told I can afford to learn more. Mostly by my assigned teachers. But I'm happy to learn from my soul mate!'
Kai's cyclical statement reminded me of some nonsensical bits of advice that someone told my character in Jade Empire. Here they are:
#1: "Every bureaucrat knows a tree grows toward the light—but a rock grows not at all."
#2: "The wise man will always remember that falling leaves spiral downwards, but only until they rest on the earth."
#3: "If you drop a rock in a well, you'll hear a splash—but if you drop a feather in a fire, you'll hear something very different."
#4: "If you must sleep on the same bed, at least try to dream different dreams."
#5: "When one's foot knows what one's hand is doing, one is dangerous; but if the belly button has not been consulted, havoc will ensue."
So, yeah. Those are funny. The character who says them is a young man who used to steep tea in a teahouse, but the new owner made him into a barkeep who's supposed to serve wine and offer that advice. He says he thinks the advice would sound better if people drank the wine.
S/he looks to Kai, tilting their head.
'Well, I don't need belief to access my powers, no, but it's at least nice to see that people care, you know? Except when people take that a little too far, I guess, and start becoming less self-reliant. If people believe in me, it's good, though. Very motivating.'
What statement?
S/he nods, looking happy.
'Basically, whenever I get to talk about Nature, I tend to get excited, and really happy if I'm talking about something nice, so I guess that's true. I do think this is a place where our differences stand out in a positive way, yeah.'
S/he shrugs, looking thoughtful.
'Well, since I'm Divine, the rules are a bit...looser...for me. I still try to follow them when appropriate, though.'
Hm. If you picked Botany, then I'd think Spirit would be quite interesting to them.
Oh, hey...you forgot Kai and the Guardian.
...or was that the statement you couldn't reply to?
Spirit gives a jokingly-exasperated sigh, rolling their eyes.
'I only just came up with this idea, and it's already got a critic...'
Same with Neo. He's in perpetual motion when he doesn't have an Avatar, so I just think of 'lighty' things for him to do.
S/he tilts their head.
'Well, you can consider it odd and pointless, but I think there's something inherently symbolic about it. You could say something like starting my relationship with Kai was essentially a form of rebirth, the beginning of my new life. It makes sense to me to have something as special as that to be the starting point for counting my age. If I can keep that in mind, it should be harder for me to forget.'
S/he blinks, and ponders for a moment.
'...speaking of 'forget'...I can't help but think something slipped my mind a time ago when we were talking...something...important...'
S/he tilts their head to the other side.
'I'd say I'd probably have to explain either option, yes. So, why not do it my way? Then at least the date is meaningful.'
S/he looks to Kai.
'Do you have any input on this?'
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Spirit sighs happily, continuing to pet Kai.
'I love spending time with you...this just might be the most peaceful I've ever felt...'
S/he continues to hum, nodding.
'I made this song for you then, and it's still with us now. It can be our song...'
Neo 'blinks'.
You cannot synthesize matter effectively enough for it to be useful, and you cannot easily generate and manipulate Thermal Energy...this is noted. Otherwise, it would appear that you have an exceptionally impressive power.
He alternates his current.
Without my Avatar, as I am now, I am energy without physical substance, thus less describable as matter. I would say that it would be more easy for you to draw power from my reserves, then, since I lack a physical form. You would not know how my Divine abilities would translate over to your use? If it is dangerous for you, I would suggest not testing this hypothesis. I also do not understand why your first example defaulted to being your own pelt. I imagine you would wish to keep that.
I don't think Wilson replied to Neo's remark about his invisibility, did he?
He 'blinks', and takes on a more positive tone.
Willpower happens to be a trait that I have ascribed to you through our discussion. You certainly do have a good amount of strategy and tactics, and you work by a, from what I can tell, mostly-positive outlook on the world. Where many would cave under the pressure that such a conflict as this provides, not only do you stand strong, but you even take it with humor. I would say your will is as iron as the Metal I influence.
He pauses, listening to Wilson's thoughts on the relationship between emotion and logic.
...I see. That is a very interesting way to look at things. It is certainly more thought-out than simply viewing them as stark opposites. I, myself, can barely register emotion, though, especially not laughter.
He appears concerned, slowing his pattern.
...you do not sound too positive about this. It is a concerning contrast to your earlier demeanor. Have I said something I should have avoided?
He then apparently attempts to be sympathetic.
...you suffer from Arachnophobia? I am aware that spiders can be alarming to people. I know that it can be difficult to cope with a deep-set fear. On a related note, remind me not to change my Avatar into a Retriever
◊. I would not want to trigger your phobia.
He 'glances' down.
I only wish others had similar beliefs to your philosophy. Unfortunately, people tend to be afraid of anything they do not fully understand, and thus I have endured my share of distrust.
He 'nods'.
The presence of a safe haven is comforting, yes. It helps to detract from the stress this conflict brings. I would actually suggest the possibility that staying at the Sanctuary would provide some more protection from the threats, but that is only my opinion.
Fury hesitates, then shrugs, equally confused.
"Uh...okay, then. Seriously, I'm a bit battered, but I'll bounce back. I always do. Thank you for your concern, though."
He smirks to Leishi, rolling his eyes. About that...
"Then, by all means, if you want to, don't let me stop you! So long as you're still sane enough to hold a conversation and not cause too much chaos, then that's fine..."
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Fury shrugs to Kai, smirking.
"Hey, I get at a loss for words, too, sometimes. It happens."
Spirit nods.
'He's right. Being at a loss for words happens to me, too...'
S/he develops a mirthful look in their eyes.
'...which is funny, because, being mute, I don't really have any words to begin with!'
Mm, okay. I remember now. But it sort of seemed kind of out of the blue there for some reason to just say 'I'm not blushing'.
Hm. Things would've likely gone a lot more differently in that case. I guess the coin flip was fateful.
Spirit nods, though looks a bit unsure.
'Um...okay...'
Fury taps Spirit on the shoulder, getting their attention, then he gives them a reassuring smile. Spirit gives Fury a thankful look, then nods again to Leishi, looking more positive.
'Hey, you were her friend before I was her soul mate, so who am I to stop you? Sure, you can talk to her later, if you want.
I pointed out what I noticed.
edited 21st Jul '16 3:33:00 PM by SacredSpirit123
edited 22nd Jul '16 9:12:22 AM by SacredSpirit123
Well. I'm a genius. I forgot my iPad at school. At least I've still got my computer...
Anti Ninja
Aaannddd... I forgot to count Void's duration.
This arc will probably end very soon, followed the final showdown against the Godmodder. If anyone wants to have their boss arc, you probably need to GM it by yourself. And blow up all your charges now, if you don't.
—
Piono forgoes being in character and assaults Jaraxxus by stabbing him with paper. 5000 damage. Then, Hank uses Dakka, unleashing his load on Jaraxxus for 25000 damage.
Shadow unloads all his emblems, first activating the Multi-Armor Emblem, granting every player Immunity. Then, he activates the Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem, trapping Jaraxxus with multiple Dark Magical Girls. After that, he uses his Strength of Gods Emblem, increasing his attack and granting splash damage on his attacks. He then attacks Jaraxxus with a flurry of projectiles, dealing 10000 damage to him and 5000 damage to his minions...
Light heals Arkus. Spirit attacks the first Felflame Infernal by slinging soil at it, dealing 5000 damage. Neodyme protects the Portlight by giving it a shielding and healing it for 3000. The Brontosaurus attacks the first Infernal for 5000, and the Guardian continues it's turtling.
The Anti-God Machine fires it's Mana Laser at Jaraxxus, dealing 50000 damage. Infinity heals Blastoise's Incinerate Flesh for 5000. D 4 C jumps on the first Infernal's head and does 10000 damage against it. Blastoise uses Iron Defense.
Xcano runs into Jaraxxus at 10 km/h because integer overflow and does 10000 damage.
Leishi hits Jaraxxus for 10000 to gain some Chi. Uther uses his Bubble to grant the Portlight Immunity. Inari uses her Lance again and deals 28000 damage to Jaraxxus. Talist, being the "certified engineer" that he is, repairs the Portlight for 6000 points.
—
End of turn:
Jaraxxus wastes his time meleeing the Dark Magical Girls.
Jaraxxus summons a Felflame Volcano. Jaraxxus casts Nether Power.
Jaraxxus gains a free Nether Power stack. Jaraxxus casts a free Nether Portal.
A Nether Portal summons a Mistress of Pain and it deals 10000 damage to Godzilla, breaking both Blossom Shields. Some of the damage is mitigated by Monster Defense.
Both Felflame Volcanoes summons their entities. They deal 5000 damage each to the Brontosaurus and the D 4 C. One Blossom Shield was broken.
The Infernals focuses their attacks on the Anti-God Machine, dealing 20000 damage to it's barrier. The Mistress of Pain attacks Uther for 20000.
The Portlight attacks Jaraxxus for 300000 damage. The inactive Gods wails on Jaraxxus for 55690 damage.
The Godmodder attacks the Emblem for 2 damage and deals 2 damage to Carmen.
Usual stuff happens. Arkus took damage from the Touch of Jaraxxus.
—
Battlefield
Stage of Gods Emblem: 5/10. Increased player damage against gods. Damage Protection to AGs. Free +2 every turn.
Godmodder: 10/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]
Lord Jaraxxus : 650000/4318000. Triple Actions. Aggro-able. Free Nether Power (per two turns). Free Summoning (per two turns). Trapped in Walpurgisnacht. Nether Power (2 stacks). FINAL BOSS
Felflame Infernal: 15000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 3/4. [PG]
Felflame Infernal (2): 30000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 2/4. [PG]
Felflame Infernal (3): 40000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 1/4. [PG]
Felflame Infernal (4): 40000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 1/4. [PG]
Mistress of Pain: 150000/150000. Spinning Pain Strike: 1/4. [PG]
Nether Portal: Summon: 1/3.
Felflame Volcano: Summons: 2/3.
The Portlight: 59000/100000. [AG]
Uther the Lightbringer: 20000/70000. (Talist) [AG]
Ajani: 3 Loyalty. [AG]
Ajani's Sunstriker: 10000/10000. Lifesteal. [AG]
Valentine: 33800/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [AG]
Double: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 2.
Carmen Sandiego: 2/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]
Venusaur: 34800/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]
Blastoise: 54800/70000. Barrier: 15000. Rain Dish. Incinerate Flesh (4 turns): 25000. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.
The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Baleog: 20000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. (Speed) [AG]
765 Pro: 7/13. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. The House of Music. [AG]
Godzilla: 96400/100000. Monster Defense. [AG]
Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. [AG]
Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Barrier: 15000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 3/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 1/5. [N]
Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Barrier: 6000. Firewall: 4/5. Mass Drain: 7/7. Mana Laser: 7/7. Phase Distortion: 5/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 80000/150000. Barrier: 11000. High Voltage: 4/4. Contract: 10/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger Seat (Occupied). Aerial Form (Active): Tunnel Vision: 5/5. Advanced Shielding: 7/7. Driving Form (Inactive): Missile Launcher (3 Ready): X/3. Bomb Throw: 7/7. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. [AG]
Inari: 71000/75000. Kept track by Talist. [AG]
Leishi: 78000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.
Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Strength of Gods. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Upgraded Anti-Construct Gear: 20/20. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Galvix: Wounded. Passenger Seat (Immune). (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 4 Turns. [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 79500/100000. Burrow: 4/5. Venom: 3/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Brontosaurus: 95000/100000. (Sacred). [AG]
Jondanger [AG]
Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 1/10. [AG]
Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 4. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Moderately Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Moderately Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Fitzgerald: 45000/45000. $99900. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Moderately Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
Piono: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 5/5. [AG]
John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 4/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 3/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]
Lexicus [AG]
Xcano [AG]
—-
edited 25th Jul '16 6:10:39 AM by Tabbune
I intend to GM my (and Alpha's, if he's back) little thing myself. I even devised a way to lead into my/our arc.
The Anti-God Machine uses Mass Drain and targets all four of the Infernals. I cast another healing spell on Blastoise. D4C roundhouse kicks a PG. Blastoise uses Ice Beam on the Mistress of Pain.
Charge reservoir: 87/whatever (+2 from emblem, +1 from Talist)
+1 to Talist, +2 to Consumer
I turn Jaraxxus into a bowl of petunias.
?: 64/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
??: 20/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Actions:
Shadow:
Shadow narrows his eyes, noticing all of the new enemies.
"Should I...use my last Emblem? I mean...the field's pretty crowded...hey, if we can't wipe out enough this round, I'll consider it."
He takes the Anti-Construct Gear, and puts it to use against the Infernals, wading amongst the lumbering monsters, firing at them with the Pummel Gun and striking them with the Rugged Robo Wrecker. He mutters his reasoning to himself as he fights.
"Now, in the Warcraft Universe, Infernals are essentially a Demon-aligned type of Golem. Golems are Constructs, and, since the Infernals have the Golem resistance to Magic, that should mean they're Constructs, too. In the Spiral Knights Universe, the Punch Gun, Robo Wrecker, and their upgraded forms do extra damage to Constructs, but those are mostly mechanical, like robots. Ah, well, time to see the results."
Light:
Light repeats his tactic of healing Arkus and the Guardian, trying to keep them in the action.
Spirit:
Spirit sends a shower of spores down at the Infernals, growing a mesh of fire-resistant vines to entwine and hinder the monsters.]]
Arkus:
Arkus drinks a rejuvenation potion, trying to heal himself and boost his attack.
Galvix:
(<_<)
Neo:
Neo centers a field of gravitic energy around Jaraxxus and his minions, then compresses it, attempting to crush them.
Brontosaurus:
The Brontosaurus bellows, and rushes the Mistress of Pain.
The Guardian:
Still recuperating.
Plus three to Talist.
First in and first knocked out
First off: strategy: everyone, get ready your charge stuff, if everyone uses their charged attacks the next time Hank uses Madness, we should be able to finish of Jaraxxus and end this once and for all. For now, just keep wailing on him, but be ready. Do The Windy Thing caps out in two turns, and I want to try and synchronize everything to get maximum damage out of our universal power boost.
I continue giving Jaraxxus terrible paper cuts, weakening him for other player's attacks, while Hank and John give the felflame infernals terminal headaches.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +4 total, +2 from action Sacred Spirit Infinity
99/120
4/120
Inari's base stats and stuffs
Leishi Stats
Self Reminder: Wave of Light that can target up to 5 targets with 2 turn CD, healing friendlies and damaging enemies, a stun with 3 turn CD, and an Immunity bubble with 6 turn CD
Inari
Fuse Log: Gained 2 Vanadium. 6 Vanadium > Chromium, 4 Nickel > Zinc. Net loss of 7 energy.
Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 0
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 6
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 2
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 2
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 4
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 4
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 4
Energy: 16
Leishi Chi: 45/100
Shielded: Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, 765 Pro *2, Water Ele *3, Herself *3
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 15%
Entity Actions: Leishi uses Resonant Cycle again on Felflame Infernal 3, thus one shotting it and healing herself for 10,000. Uther uses his stun against the Mistress of Pain, or a Felflame infernal if the Mistress of Pain cannot be stunned. Inari keeps up her act of spamming Shining Lance and deals 28,000 damage to Felflame Infernal 1 and gains 2 Vanadium. Again again again again.
Action: Because I seem to refuse to acknowledge the existence of Heroes of the Storm, I continue treating Uther like a Hearthstone hero and target him with the most healing possible in a single turn (I think, and not counting using Tree of Life on something with a ridiculous HP max or having multiple Yogg Sarons, because one will cause the turn to time out), which is 145,280. That's when you're a priest, you've upgraded your hero power from Justicar True Heart, you have Yogg Saron whose been discounted to free, a Forbidden Healing card from a Grand Crusader, the free hero power buff from a Fencing Master, cast 40 spells this game, 5 Prophet Velens and one Brann Bronze Beard out on the field from cloning shenanigans, 9 copies of Thoughtsteal in your hand from Lorewalker Cho copying, at least 1 minion left if your deck, free spells this turn from an enemy Millhouse Manastorm, and are against a Shaman whose last card in their deck is Healing Wave. So... first, Forbidden Healing spends all 10 of your mana and heals for 20, which the Prophets multiply up to 640 (because each Prophet Velen doubles your healing spells, so 5 of them multiplies your healing by 32). Then you play your 9 Thoughtsteals one by one and each Thoughtsteal gives you 2 Healing Waves for a total of 18 Healing Waves each healing for a base of 14 (because you win the joust each time as your opponent has no minions left), which the Prophets multiply up to 448 each for a total of 8064 from Healing Waves. Throwing in your free hero power adds an additional 128 (4 * 32). Then you play Yogg Saron and he casts 80 random spells because of Brann. By the power of rigged RNG rolls, the first spell is an Explosive Shot that kills both Yogg Saron and Brann (because the Velens multiply damage as well), then the second spell is a Lay On Hands that heals for 8 * 32 = 256 and draws two additional Prophet Velens that had been shuffled into your deck by either Recycle or Gang Up plus one other card that gets burnt. The next two spells are both Ancestor's Calls, which puts those Velens onto the board. Then the next 76 spells are ALL Healing Waves, which heal for 14 each. But each Velen multiplies that by 2, and you now have 7 Velens rather than just 5, meaning Yogg Saron heals for 76 * 14 * 128 (which is 2 to the 7th) = 136,192. Then your turn ends because this has gone on for like 45 minutes at this point.
So in total, as far as I know, the most healing you can do in a single turn with a single Yogg Saron is 640 + 8,064 + 128 + 256 + 136,192 = 145,280. If you had an infinite turn timer, you could get infinite healing because each Yogg Saron could Shadowstep itself back into your hand and then cast Innervate a bunch of times so you could cast it again.
Of course, I don't expect to fully heal Uther from a single action, but I just like these sorts of thought experiments. If you cast Embrace the Shadows at the start instead of 1 Healing Wave, this might also be the most damage you can deal in a single turn.
edited 25th Jul '16 10:18:13 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
I'm restricted from computer usage today, so I'll have to miss this upcoming turn. Sorry. Could someone please protect my assets?
edited 26th Jul '16 5:20:21 AM by SacredSpirit123
PANTHEON! I! HAVE! RETURNED!
The voice comes from nowhere and everywhere at once, as it is simply the author finally getting his hands on a new computer.
'Bout damn time! I got tired of waiting for you!
Shut up, nobody asked you.
Anyways, a nuke that is quite conveniently placed underneath the Godmodder's feet detonates, damaging (if not outright killing (doubt it, but I had to at least say it)) all PG entities on the field.
Meanwhile, both of my surviving characters go to defend Spirit's from any incoming attacks while I try to figure out everything that's going on here.
Yay, I'm back! Thanks for keeping my guys on the field and not outright nuking them, Tabbs. And Sp33d, we're still doing our little combo. Thanks for waiting. Time for the bad news. I've lost interest in this franchise, unfortunately. I will at least finish this game, since I've put too much work into this to just abandon it, but I will most likely not show up in any other game. Anyways, just wanted to throw that out there. Let's get back into the thick of it! Suck it, troper!
Anti Ninja
I had a thing yesterday. Sorry.
R.I.P. Schedule. High school really wrecks my ability to update. Most likely gonna delay this.
The Anti-God Machine uses Mass Drain on all of the Infernals, dealing 7000 damage to each. Infinity heals Blastoise for 5000. D 4 C kicks Jaraxxus for 10000. Blastoise uses his Ice Beam and deals 12000 damage to her.
Jon turns Jaraxxus into a bowl of petunias. He shifts back due to the Anti-Cheese Aegis but takes 7000 damage.
Shadow uses his Upgraded Anti-Construct Gear and attacks the last Infernal for 12000. Light heals Arkus. Spirit attacks the first Infernal for 5000. Arkus drinks a potion that cures his status effect and boosts his next attack. Neodyme crushes the first Infernal in a gravity field. The Brontosaurus rushes towards the Mistress of Pain and attacks it for 5000 damage. The Guardian hides.
Piono gives Jaraxxus a papercut, increasing the next damage dealt to him. Meanwhile, Hank and John gives two Infernals terminal headaches, stunning them.
Talist commands Leishi to use her Resonant Blast at the third Infernal, destroying it and restoring her Chi and 10000 HP. Uther's stun is on cooldown. Inari uses her Shining Lance and kills the first two Infernals. Talist heals Uther in the most convoluted way possible for 13000.
Alpha places a nuke below the Godmodder and interrupting his attack. Meanwhile, both of his characters defends Spirit's characters.
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End of turn battle:
Jaraxxus melees the Dark Magical Girls, and then he casts Fel Lightning, annihilating them.
Jaraxxus starts casting Fel Fireball.
The Volcano erupts and deals 5000 damage to the Portlight. It also summoned a Felflame Infernal.
The Mistress of Pain attacks Uther for 20000. The Infernals attacks Venusaur for 10000.
The Portlight fires at Jaraxxus, dealing 300000 damage.
I SHALL NOT FALL SO EASILY!! Jaraxxus starts casting a massive portal. Just a friendly tip, maybe you shouldn't let anything come out from that thing.
The Godmodder then shoots an energy bolt at the Portlight. I don't like that hit. Massive damage taken! Damage type unknown. System failure! End Jaraxxus quickly!
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Battlefield
Stage of Gods Emblem: 5/10. Increased player damage against gods. Damage Protection to AGs. Free +2 every turn.
Godmodder: 10/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]
Massive Nether Portal.
Lord Jaraxxus : 333000/4318000. Triple Actions. Aggro-able. Free Nether Power (per two turns). Free Summoning (per two turns). Nether Power (2 stacks). FINAL BOSS
Felflame Infernal: 40000/4000. Felflame Inferno: 0/4.
Felflame Infernal (4): 21000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 1/4. [PG]
Mistress of Pain: 133000/150000. Spinning Pain Strike: 1/4. [PG]
Nether Portal: Summon: 1/3.
Felflame Volcano: Summons: 1/3.
The Portlight: 54000/100000. [AG]
Uther the Lightbringer: 13000/70000. (Talist) [AG]
Ajani: 3 Loyalty. [AG]
Ajani's Sunstriker: 10000/10000. Lifesteal. [AG]
Valentine: 33800/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [AG]
Double: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 2.
Carmen Sandiego: 2/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]
Venusaur: 24800/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]
Blastoise: 59800/70000. Barrier: 15000. Rain Dish. Incinerate Flesh (4 turns): 25000. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.
The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Baleog: 20000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. (Speed) [AG]
765 Pro: 7/13. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. The House of Music. [AG]
Godzilla: 96400/100000. Monster Defense. [AG]
Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. [AG]
Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Barrier: 15000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 3/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 1/5. [N]
Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Barrier: 6000. Firewall: 4/5. Mass Drain: 0/7. Mana Laser: 1/7. Phase Distortion: 5/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 80000/150000. Barrier: 11000. High Voltage: 4/4. Contract: 10/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger Seat (Occupied). Aerial Form (Active): Tunnel Vision: 5/5. Advanced Shielding: 7/7. Driving Form (Inactive): Missile Launcher (3 Ready): X/3. Bomb Throw: 7/7. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. [AG]
Inari: 71000/75000. Kept track by Talist. [AG]
Leishi: 88000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.
Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Strength of Gods. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Upgraded Anti-Construct Gear: 20/20. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Galvix: Wounded. Passenger Seat (Immune). (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 4 Turns. [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 79500/100000. Burrow: 4/5. Venom: 3/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Brontosaurus: 95000/100000. (Sacred). [AG]
Jondanger [AG]
Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 1/10. [AG]
Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 4. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Moderately Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Moderately Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Fitzgerald: 45000/45000. $99900. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Moderately Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
Piono: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 5/5. [AG]
John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 4/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 3/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]
Lexicus [AG]
Xcano [AG]
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I'm helping you set up the Madness. This fight ends here.
edited 28th Jul '16 3:44:14 AM by Tabbune
Kathryn attempts to exist, making Jaraxxus take damage.
+3 to Infinity.
[oh uh charges. I assume that charges will be nulled during the godmodder fight, and due to dopping P&S, I can't get anything up as of the moment, which means that any assists going towards me have just gone down the drain until I bother to find the correct charge amount. Sorry to those who have assisted me, and I HEAVILY appreciate the effort.
Speaking about charges, drop them on Jaraxxus as soon as Madness is up, or now if it's already up. Just over three shots of critical 50 post charges can kill him, and most of us have about that much charge.]
/R Pstuff for Kai and Co because I'm alternating between this and stuff for Mikoto now.
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...Kai looks down in thought for a moment.
I think... a while ago, you said that you went against something like that, right? Some sort of deity of luck? You said that when I was talking about how I usually won at Monopoly. So... I guess that sort of thing isn't so distant or alien.
Kai closes her eyes and sighs slightly.
Okay... then. I suppose that everything is informal in this monarchy. Does that mean that the Captain is officially the second in line or in command? Or is it also based on in formalities?
She giggles, thinking of what else she can say on the subject.
Yeah, it's fun to explain a concept I know. ... Hm... Although, I don't really know what the limit to my knowledge is. ... It's hard to... like... know what you don't know.
Kai exhales and looks up.
It's not... too common. I don't think we've met anyone like that, and I'd assume you don't need belief—from followers or that. And I wouldn't really say that's a... like... bare bones definition. ... I think.
I don't really know how to properly respond to just statements...
Seeming to hum to herself, Kai looks off to the side.
You'd probably get the same kind of enjoyment from talking about biology that I'd get form talking about government. So our differences help us both. I guess sometimes I just like to play by the rules rather than trying to bend them.
I'd probably not have any character whose subject quirk is biology. Maybe something more like botany or biochemistry.
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Leishi steps away from Kai to allow Spirit's line of sight.
Even if that didn't count, a lot would, wouldn't it? If you want to tally the number of times you've reunited with Kai, you can, but it seems odd and pointless to name the value as your age as that would just confuse people if they ask you your age. But you can do whatever you'd like, I suppose.
She starts slowly tilting backward, putting more weight on her back legs. ... You know, it's really easy to write 'transitions' for Leishi because I just have her do whatever random motion I think of first.
Or maybe you're doomed to explanation either 'ay. Saying you're n plus 4 years old isn't initially clear either.
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Kai tilts her head sideways, starting to lose her train of thought.
Y... yeah... It's good we're... sync...
She stops humming, instead just listening to Spirit and absentmindedly bobbing her head along to the tune with her eyes closed.
I... remember... this... .... hm~...
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Asked about his energy, Wilson tilts his head curiously.
Something I can't do? Odd way to ask that. Theoretically, not a lot. Actually, a lot, such as heat. I'm not very good with thermal energy and other types. And making matter rarely works, not to mention the astronomical amounts of energy it takes.
When asked whether he could cannibalize Neo for energy, he puts down one of his gauntlets and runs a paw through the fur on the side of his face.
Matter is energy. So, I can convert any object, even my own fur, into energy. Sometimes. So I'd say possibly, but I don't know how any of your abilities would interact. Plus, when I try to get greedy with energy conversions, I stand a good chance of blowing myself up with excess power.
He then looks up at Neo, seeming sort of flattered.
Will as a defining quality for me? Aw, how nice. Where'd you hear that? I guess I cobble together willpower from a combination of emotion and apathy. Something something, willpower is an unlimited resource as long as you think it is, according to studies shaky on reproducability.
He climbs back up to his feet and stretches his legs a little. (Wilson also has a bit of psychology, but he's showing it way more than Mikoto right now.)
Hey, logic and emotion aren't opposites. I used to think that, but now I feel like every emotion has its productive place, even hatred. Plus, emotions supply irrationality, which when used right, is valuable. We need a bit of irrationality to justify doing anything.
Closing his eyes, he uses his free paw to brush back one of his ears.
Well, if you want to promise... that...
Eyes still closed, he looks down for a moment, both physically and emotionally.
... You can. You can promise that to... to a tiny, confused, arachnophobic fox that you just met.
He opens his eyes again and backs away slightly.
Hm... Judging people tends to be pointless for me. Whatever you are, you are. Calling anything alien tends to be inherently hypocritical. Or maybe I'm just bad at preaching.
Wilson looks over to the Sanctuary.
Maybe I will or maybe I can. I don't think I'll be able to go to this 'Sanctuary' for a while, what with these proposed threats. Although, I do rather like forests in the cool air. It's nice to know there's somewhere for people to go.
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Kai shakes her head, still confused.
Oh, uh... no... It's fine. It just... wasn't what I expected you to say. You sorta caught me off guard. I guess... if you don't mind anything, including your clothing, then it's alright...
Leishi jumps backwards and lands in a cat stretch pose.
I'll be mad if I wannnaaaaaaaa... It's funnnnnnn...
\\ Smiling, Kai replies to Fury, putting her front paws closer together, and crouching down slightly.
I don't... I don't know... It's just nice to hear something like that. ... Thank you... I already said that...
Kai has said something along the lines of "you're going to make me blush" before, so I don't think it's out of character for her...
If you want to know where I went 'wrong' in maintaining a 50-50 balance, it's that Kai really should have been male because at that point I already has 2 males, 3 females. However, I literally flipped a coin for her.
Leishi looks back to Spirit.
Well, yeah. It's alright. I just hope I can talk to Kai later.
... Just barely got this done in time, which means I probably forgot stuff...