Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Right. I am tapped from ideas. I'm gonna be taking a few turns to come up with more. So, read: I'm waiting for Scribe to finishe their thing then I'm gonna be playing a hell of a lot of video games to steal- uh i mean "Borrow" moves from.

Bookkeeping Station: got +4 total, +2 from action, +10 from GM
Sacred Spirit Infinity
75/120
1/120

I wish I had more time for RP stuff...

^{Inari's base stats and stuffs}  Matter:
Hydrogen: 6
Helium: 4
Skip a few elements
Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 10
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 0
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 0
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 0
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 0
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 0
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
And so on. There's actually no hard limit to how far down the periodic table Inari can go, but with the energy cost doubling every time, Inari never made it past Zinc in my simulations. Plus, based on how I've set this up, there's literally no reason to ever fuse Zinc with anything.

Energy: 5

Important Passive:
Chemical Playground: At the end of every turn, Inari must fuse as much of her elements as possible by using all of her supply of hydrogen and helium. Fusing works by combining one unit of an element (other than either hydrogen or helium) with a unit of either hydrogen or helium. Fusing an element with hydrogen will bump it up one tier, while fusing an element with helium will bump it up 2 tiers. The E number before each element is how much energy that element will give or take to fuse. (So, every time she fuses Vanadium with something, she gains 1.5 energy. Every time she fuses Iron with something, she loses 1 energy. Etc). After fusing all elements possible, Inari resets to having 6 hydrogen and 4 helium.

Less Important Passives
Collapsing: If Inari starts the fusing process with a negative amount of energy, she'll take damage equal to 5,000 * her energy dept, which means trying to fuse anything when she has -15 energy or less will outright OHKO her.
Siphon: When Inari gets healed, she can choose to ignore the healing and instead gain energy equal to (the amount healed) / 3,000, rounded down. When Inari gains shielding (*cough* maybe from Leishi *cough*), she can choose to ignore the shielding and instead gain Vanadium equal to (the shielding HP) / 4,000, rounded down again. Finally, if she gets buffed with a lingering effect, she can have it last X fewer turns and in exchange have X less Helium or Hydrogen for this turn. Having Helium/Hydrogen can actually be quite bad for her later on.

Attacks:
Shining Lance: Deals 28,000 base damage and gives Inari 2 Vanadium. I'll be spamming this 90% of the time. If Inari chooses to, she can expend matter to boost the damage of this attack. When she does so, add (tier number of matter spent) * 1,250 * (# spent) to the attack's damage, rounded to the nearest thousand, and up to a maximum of 20,000 bonus damage. EG: if she spends 4 Cobalt on this attack, she deals 20,000 bonus damage because Cobalt is tier 4, and 4 * 4 * 1,250 = 20,000.
Solar Light: Heals for 20,000 and gives Inari 2 Vanadium. If she targets herself with this, she cannot use the Siphon passive with it as that would probably open up an infinite loophole exploit. If Inari chooses to, she can expend matter to boost the healing of this ability in the exact same way as Shining Lance, but here the maximum amount of boost is only 15,000.

Supernova: Inari can only use this attack while at negative energy or at less than 25,000 HP, and it murders stuff. Splits the damage between up to 3 enemies and expends ALL of Inari's matter. Each matter spent adds (tier number of matter spent) * 1,350 to the attack's end damage. This attack can deal a maximum of 175,000 total damage. (Note: I ran a simulation, and this attack ended up taking about 6-8 turns to execute and dealt 130,000 damage. ... So... the game will probably end before that.) If she deals between 60,000 and 150,000 damage with this attack, she also summons a White Dwarf entity.

White Dwarf: 10,000/10,000 HP. Has a basic attack that deals 5,000 damage. Whenever this entity is healed, it instead gains one quarter of the amount healed as base attack damage instead of gaining health.

For every Nickel or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf has +1,000 max hp. For every Copper or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf has +500 base damage. For every Zinc or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf will heal a random injured ally for 500 whenever it attacks. These buffs can only give the White Dwarf up to 20,000 extra HP and 7,500 extra base damage.

If Inari deals over 150,000 damage with Supernova, instead of a White Dwarf, she'll summon a Black Hole.

Black Hole: 20,000/20,000 HP. Has a basic attack that deals 3,000 damage. Whenever this entity is healed, it instead gains one quarter of the amount healed as base attack damage instead of gaining health. This entity deals 2,500 extra damage if it attacks the same target it attacked last turn.

For every Nickel or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the Black Hole has +1,000 max hp. For every Copper or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the Black Hole has +500 base damage. If Inari spent at least 1 Zinc on Supernova, the Black Hole can watch up to 3 allies. Whenever a watched ally takes damage from an enemy, the Black Hole will counter attack the enemy for 1,000 damage per Zinc spent on Supernova. These buffs can only give the Black Hole up to 20,000 extra HP and 7,500 extra base damage.

After using this attack, all her values reset to their default. Except her HP, of course.

^{Leishi Stats} Tremor: Deals 10,000 damage split between 1-3 enemies. Generates 20 Chi for Leishi. Is purposefully really bad.
Blossom Shields: Costs 15 Chi. Creates 6 blossom shields. Leishi can have up to 15 out at any time. Leishi can give these out to whoever she wants. Each shield protects for 3,000 HP. Whenever a shield breaks from damage, Leishi gains 5 Chi and +5% damage/healing for her next attack that isn't Shrapnel, up to a maximum of +100%.
Shrapnel: To use this attack, Leishi has to break some of her blossom shields. She can break any number of them to fuel this attack and breaking them like this doesn't give her any Chi or damage boost. Anyway, this deals 8,000 damage to a target plus 1,000 per turn for 3 turns per shield broken. If Leishi breaks at least 4 shields, it also makes the target take +20% damage from Leishi's next attack if she attacks during the bleed effect.
Nectar: Costs 20 Chi. Restores 40,000 HP, plus an additional 3,000 per stack of Blossom Shield that the target has, up to a maximum of +15,000.
Resonant Cycle: Costs 25 Chi. Deals 40,000 damage to a target. If this scores a kill against a non-trivial enemy, Leishi gets 15 Chi refunded and heals herself for 10,000. Finally, Seven Dragon Roar: Costs 80 Chi. Hits an enemy for 65,000 and applies a debuff called "Void" to them for 3 turns. Whenever an ally hits the target with the Void debuff, the ally's next attack deals 25% additional damage and will ignore most armor or damage reduction. If it hits some kind of dragon, the Void debuff also makes all attacks against the dragon have a 20% chance to crit. You know, to be consistent with the mythology. And because Leishi is going to beat Cyndi to death.

Self Reminder: Wave of Light that can target up to 5 targets with 2 turn CD, healing friendlies and damaging enemies, a stun with 3 turn CD, and an Immunity bubble with 6 turn CD

Inari'

Fuse Log: Gained 2 Vanadium. 6 Vanadium -> Chromium, 4 cobalt - > Copper. Net gain of 1 energy.

Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 0
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 6
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 6
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 0
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 0
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 4
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
Energy: 27

Leishi Chi: 0/100
Shielded: Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, DDDDC *1, 765 Pro *2, Water Ele *3, Herself *3
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 0%

Entity Actions A: Leishi spends her 80 Chi and uses her Seven Dragon Roar on Jaraxxus for 65,000 damage plus, for the next three turns, anyone who attacks him gets 25% extra damage for their next attack.

It seemed to echo from everywhere around the battlefield at once, echoing indefinitely in emptiness. It rang of emptiness and void, but also of freedom, for when there is nothing, we are doomed to be free.

Entity Actions B: Can Uther stun the Nether Portal? If so, he does that. If not, he whacks Jaraxxus. Inari keeps up her act of spamming Shining Lance and deals 28,000 damage to Jaraxxus and gains 2 Vanadium. Again.

Action: The 'pity taking' was intended to deal damage. But looks like the Dread Infernal is dead anyway. Can I use Sacrificial Pact on Jaraxxus? I've never actually pulled that off in Hearthstone, mainly because nobody seems to run Jaraxxus anymore, but I've heard that it works and it's awesome. I try to use Sacrificial Pact on Jaraxxus to deal damage or something. Failing that, a Light's Champion silences demons, so I'll use that instead. Jaraxxus can't emote anymore.

I shoot a glitch ray at Jaraxxus.

What could possibly go wrong?

Jon, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?! I may not know much about the Glitch (close to nothing, in fact,) but I know it's BAD!

/RPNull:

@Speed: Ah. An X-Scape ship, based off a Metroid Ship, based off an X ship. Got it. Confusing, but got it.

Also, P-a-n-t-h-e-o-n. Pan-theon. Meaning, a wide variety (Pan) of Gods (Theon). Thank you.

Galvix laughs.

"Ah,Yeah! It'sPrettyEasyToTell,GivenMyBoundlessEnthusiasm."

He flips around, waving to Ray, grinning happily.

"Oh,HiRay! NiceToSeeYou! HowHaveYouBeenDoing?"

He rapidly pats the seat next to his, wanting Ray to sit next to him, so everyone can be close together. He sees the VIXIIV's color change, and smiles excitedly.

"ThisShipCanChangeColor? SoCool!"

He nods to Hunter.

"Yeah,I'mPrettySureWe'veTalked. IAtLeastKnowHe'sGotAsMuchEnergyAsMe,AndHe'sAlsoGoodWithTech!"

When Galvix's eyes fall upon VIX-529, he blinks, and waves.

"Oh,HiRobot! YourNameIsAlsoVIX? ThenHowAmISupposedToTellYouApartFromTheShip?"

He tilts his head.

"What'sTheKiisanEmpire,AndWhyWouldYouWantToBreakIntoIt?"

He shrugs.

"RomanNumeralsAreClassy. IThoughtThatItCouldWork."

He then tilts his head, listening to Hunter explain his name. He gives a soft smile.

"Well,IDon'tThinkYouNameIsThatBad. Besides,JustBecauseSomeoneHasABadName,ThatDoesn'tMeanThey'reABadPerson."

He looks alarmed, and he frowns.

"Okay,FirstOfAll,I'mSoSorryAboutHowYourParentsDidThatToYou,ButSecondly..."

He looks shocked.

"...You'reFromTheFalloutUniverse? IMean,INoticedYouWorePowerArmor,ButIThoughtYouJustVisitedThere...NotThatYouWereActuallyNativeToIt...! I'mSurprised..."

He looks curious again at the explanation on the seats.

"So,YouFerriedFugitivesAwayFromAnInsaneEmperor,AndThat'sWhyYouNeedTheSeats. Wait,TheEmperorTurnedIntoAnAlien?"

He looks to Ray, smirking.

"Well,WhenIDoGetToHaveThatStuff,ItOnlyMakesItTastAllTheSweeter! I'mSureThere'sTimesWhereYouGetTo,AsWell,Right?"

He catches Hunter's muttering, and flashes him an indignant look, snipping in an even quicker, annoyed tone.

"Hey,IMayBeHyperactive,ButDoYouExpectAnythingElseFromSomeoneWho'sLiterallyLivingElectricity? EveryParticleOfMyBeingIsInConstantMotion...IfITriedToSlowDownTooLongI'dDestabilizeAndDisperse! That'sNotFatal,ButReconstitutingMyselfAgainIsn'tExactlyComfortable! I'dReallyNotWantToExperienceRegatheringAllMyParticles,ThankYouVeryMuch,SoPleaseDon'tMutter!"

He huffs, though still listens to the conversation on money.

"So...YouDon'tHaveCredits,AndYouWorkForTheGreaterGood,ButYouStillHaveSomeKindOfCurrency?"

He raises an eyebrow, looking confused.

"AndWhat'sAllThisTensionAboutBeingComparedToPhoenixWright? I'veBarelyMetTheGuy,ButHeSeemsNice."

He tilts his head.

"...Huh. YouPilotThisShip,YetYouDon'tEvenKnowHalfItsFunctions? Honestly,HowIsThatPossible? I'dHaveThoughtYou'dNeedToUnderstandEverythingInOrderToOperateIt. OfCourse,ICanSpeedReadAnEntireOperationsManualInAMinisculeFractionOfTheTimeIt'dTakeAHumanToProcessHalfThatInformation,SoI'mABitBiasedOnThatAccount."

He looks curious.

"Ooh,YouDoHaveAManual? ThenWhyDon'tYouReadIt?"

He nods, sighing.

"Begrudgingly,IAgree.BigRedButtonsAreGenerallyBad. LikeHunterSaid,ItMakesItHardToUnderstandExactlyWhy,Though."

What do you mean by slipping Galvix a tablet? I'm sorry, but I'm not firing on all cylinders when I read that.

Galvix blinks, listening to VIX-529 He attempts to use selective telepathy to speak to the robot.

'YouMeanHunterDoesn'tEvenRealizeHisSoul'sBeingSiphoned? That's...KindOfCreepy...Um...IfYouThinkIt'sBest,IWon'tMentionIt. YouHaveMyWord.'

I'm writing this assuming Ray took up Galvix's seat offer, where Galvix is sitting as close as possible to the pilot seat so he can chat easily with Hunter, and he wanted Ray to sit next to him.

Galvix smiles to Ray, nodding.

"Again,NiceToSeeYou! HowAreThings?"

He looks back to Hunter, grinning in a cocky manner.

"MyBrother,andTheScientificAndElementalForce,YouSay? Well,Let'sJustSayI'veBeatenMyBroInMoreThanOneRace. He'sActuallyGotMeBeatAFewTimes,ButHeCanDistractMeWithAFlash,AndThat'sNotPlayingFair! But,Yeah. ILikeToBelieveIAm."

He folds his arms, taking on a confident look.

"OneOfMyBiggestDreamsIsToRaceBothTheFlashandQuicksilverAtOnce...ToBeatBothBarryAllenAndPietroMaximoffAtTheirOwnGame,AtTheSameTime,NoLess...I'dFinallyBeAbleToProveI'mTheFastestManAlive. ...Well,FastestDivineEnergyBeingAlive,ButYouGetTheIdea. It'sMyDream."

He blinks.

"Hey,Who'sThisDr.YamanoIKeepHearingAbout?"

He grins as he hears Ray.

"SoCool! HeMustBeAnEpicMarksman! IsThereAnyWeaponHeDoesn'tAtAllExcelWith?"

He listens to VIX-529 and Hunter, looking curious.

"Okay...SoIt'sNotGallifreyanTechnology. It'sJustThatThereSeemsToBeWayyyTooMuchTechInHereForTheShipToHoldByItself,SinceItLooksSoSleekAndCompactFromTheOutside."

He sighs.

"RegardlessOfInefficiency,EachIncarnationOfThisShipStillSoundsLikeItWasAmazing. I'dLoveToOwnOne,ButI'dProbablyDriveItTooFast."

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Spirit gives Rose an obviously disconcerted stare, then eventually snaps out of it, their previous scornful anger replaced by a slightly-meek thoughtfulness.

'...I guess we should destroy him far away from the Sanctuary, then, perhaps even in an empty pocket dimension, if we have to...I wouldn't want to run the risk of the plants and water being poisoned. Or Kai getting hurt, either in the fight or in the fallout... I'd be distraught if that happened...'

S/he looks confident.

'...and, as for hurting .EXE, that's not going to be a problem. Shadow's forged a weapon made specifically for when he needs to get serious, and use his full power without the inhibitions of his usual Moral Code. Said weapon is known as the Black Blade: It's a Katana with a blade that tapers to a monomolecular edge, which is so sharp that it can cleave through almost anything...in a single, smooth strike. The reaction may sometimes be delayed, but its power is lethal nonetheless, and it's nigh-indestructible. From what I've said, I know I've made the Black Blade sound like an exceptional weapon, but it's even more amazing, because the Black Blade is no metal weapon. No, the divine sword is composed of nothing but...humble paper, lacquered and magically maintained so that it never loses its edge. Shadow only draws it against the most vile of foes, those unnaturally-vicious creatures and terrible villains motivated by sheer, destructive Evil. He's sworn himself to his code of non-lethality for all other foes. I'm not sure whether or not whatever weakens our powers in this world will considerably dull its strength, but I have no doubt that, should Shadow be forced to call upon its might, it'll be one of the closest contributors to .EXE's demise.'

I left that hanging in the air, because I'm not sure if I can summon the Black Blade or not. In the beginning of the game, I think we were entitled to one Artifact from previous RPs. The Black Blade debuted in the Arena, which is ironic, since that takes place after these DTG sessions in my personal canon.

S/he nods.

'I've seen that much. He's a vicious fiend...I want nothing else but to see him truly suffer. I...really hope that doesn't come back to bite me, in the Karmic sense. .EXE has already demonstrated he's a terrible villain, and one to be both feared and reviled...I think it's fine to say and do the worst to him, but I wouldn't want to risk meriting someone to put me on the receiving end...I'm with you on the scariest forces, too. There are many ruthless predators and protectors of Nature out there in Reality. In Nirn, the Spriggans tend not to care not for discriminating between, say, an incursion of Evil bandits, or an accidental trespassing by a kind and honest miner. They usually deal with them the same way...with deadly force. If they can't chase away invaders, they have no qualms about killing them. I've actually taught some Spriggans over my travels to use less...lethal plans for protecting their homes. Those I've reached won't harm those with Good in their hearts.'

S/he nods again.

'Shadow's certainly had good reason to show his enraged side during this conflict. War changes people. There's been many great challenges and terrible creatures thrown at us during this whole crusade...it can wear down one's nerves. If Shadow hasn't gained flames in his eyes, he's surely shown violet, if not red. And, surprisingly...'

S/he gives a small, halfhearted laugh, glancing away.

'...I think I reacted more than Shadow did when .EXE started changing into people. He kept his composure and merely stared, while I stared, but then had a total breakdown when .EXE left...I guess my emotions run closer to the surface than Shadow's...'

S/he gives Rose a thankful look.

'I appreciate your support. And...'

S/he smoothes down their leaves, giving a look that implies s/he's in a lighter mood.

'...I'm aware of the Monsters you talk about. We've been to the Undertale Universe, if that's what you're trying to insinuate. The denizens were mostly whimsical, though...I've always liked children, but, after taking part in that world...'

S/he shudders, gaining a mild glassy look in their eyes.

'...I don't think I'll ever look at them the same way again...'

S/he shudders again, with more conviction, their glassy look getting more intense.

'...and flowers, too...'

S/he regains their composure, and nods.

'Anyway, if you still consider the denizens of the Underground to even truly be Monsters, then, yes, you're right. But, if you use the traditional sense of the word, in that it is a vicious creature that the hero must overcome, or the figurative sense, in that they are a person who has abandoned all morals and convictions in their desire to harm others, then the description fits .EXE perfectly.'

S/he tilts their head.

'Part of Neo's Divine Portfolio is being the Aspect of Metal. That includes natural Metal, as well as worked Metal. I don't hate him for it, and I don't hate him for being the Aspect of Technology, either. It's just his powers. I don't get why people assume that, just because I'm a Nature Spirit, I'm like some fantastical Luddite or something. Just because I don't really understand Technology that much, and that I know how dangerous it can be in the wrong hands, doesn't mean I hate it. So, no, it doesn't really bother me that your sister presides over Metal.'

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Galvix looks excited, echoing Ray's sentiment perfectly.

"WeGetToFly‽"

He tilts his head.

"AnX-WingForASymbol? That'sFitting,IGuess..."

He grins, rubbing his hands together excitedly.

"Yeah,WhatRaySaid! ComeOn,PressThatButton! Let'sGetThisStartedAlready...!"

He blinks when the button seemingly doesn't do anything, looking mildly unamused. When the engine appears and roars to life, he immediately grabs the edges of his seat, grinning in anticipation. As they take off, he laughs excitedly, clapping.

"Yeah,ThisIsGreat! ILoveFlying! ICanTravelThroughTheAirMyselfAsALightningBoltOrASpark,ButILikeFlyingInAVehicleJustAsMuch! AndITotallyKnewThisWasASpaceship! IJustKnewItHadToBeTrue!"

He joins Ray in (presumably) looking out the window.

"Aaaahhhh...That'sSoBeautiful...ICanSeeEverythingFromUpHere..."

Hearing VIX-529(?)'s incredulousness at their reaction to flight, he whips around to face the droid, narrowing his eyes.

"C'mon,Robot! YouWouldn'tPossiblyUnderstand,SinceYouFloatAroundAllTheTimeAnyway! It'sDifferentForPeopleWhoSpendMostOfTheirTimeOnTheGround!"

He turns around again to face the window, but perks up when he hears the radio turn on. He looks to Hunter, and grins amusedly.

"WaitAMinute...YouActuallyHaveYourOwnPersonalizedRadioStation? That'sFascinating! HowDoesItWork?"

edited 16th Jul '16 10:11:14 AM by SacredSpirit123

Yyyyyaaawwwwn. So, what did I miss? ....Wait. (insert flames and dramatic music here) OH! So we're fighting the final boss, correct? Well then. Let's do this.

• To assist with interrupting the godmodder, I walk up to him, briefly open my mouth as if I'm about to say something, shrug, and then spam Luigi's smash taunt (the kick one).

On a side note, I'm really sorry for a multitude of reasons. I abandoned the fight for a good long while, and I kinda wrote my character into a sh!tty self insert. I understand if I'm not liked here, but I'll keep trying to make damn well up for it.

edited 16th Jul '16 3:56:58 PM by TheGWing

??? 120/120 held
?? 19/? emblem x2

I'll pull out a piece of metal and deflect Jon's ray into empty space with it. And then dispose of the piece of metal by chucking it at the Godmodder.

3x +1 to talist

Anti Ninja

The End of Turn and Usual Stuff shall be updated later.

Kathryn uses the magical power of editting and taps Jaraxxus, causing an explosion. 5000 damage!

Xcano enters and blows up Jaraxxus with a hundred biggatons of TNT. 7000 crit-boosted damage! (You're... that guy from Everyone vs Everything, right? Welcome. Grab a cup of tea and enjoy the madness.)

Shadow launches a shadow energy construct at the Godmodder, but is blocked with Aghanim's Scepter. Light heals Shadow because you can't cheat and heal multiple players at once. Spirit heals the Guardian for 3000 and boosts it's attack. Arkus does the same for Charizard. The Brontosaurus tramples Jaraxxus for 5000. The Guardian trips Jaraxxus and then bites him in his ankles for 25000 damage.

Blastoise uses Ice Beam on Jaraxxus, dealing 12000 damage. Inifinity uses his last Whitesnake disc on Jaraxxus for 10000. The Anti-God Machine uses his Firewall on itself, Kathryn, and Blastoise, granting 15000 Barrier each. The D4C hits Jaraxxus for 10000.

Piono's character focus fires Jaraxxus for 30000 damage.

Leishi uses her Seven Dragon Roar and does 65000 damage to Jaraxxus. For the next three turns, attacks on Jaraxxus has +25% damage amp. Uh... Uther stuns the portal, delaying the summon. Inari keeps spamming Shining Lance and deals 35000 damage to Jaraxxus. Talist summons a Light's Champion to silence Jaraxxus... and silences the Nether Power buff. The Light's Champion is then thrown to Talist, wounding him.

Jon shoots a Glitch Ray at Jaraxxus, which would normally cause a staple Glitch arc to happen, but... (Oh yeah... we haven't done a Glitch arc, have we?)

GWing returns and spams the Luigi taunt at the Godmodder, dealing 1 damage and interrupting him. (Welcome back.)

...Jindra becomes my hero by diverting the Glitch Ray and canceling another arc because I'm starting High School. The Glitch Ray is then neutralized and hits a mirror in an outer space civilization and bounces back to the Godmodder glitch-free, dealing 2 damage.

—

End of turn:

Jaraxxus melees the Portlight for 20000 damage. Urgh, at this rate, we're gonna crash.

Jaraxxus casts Touch of Jaraxxus at the Guardian. The Guardian will take 4000 damage (before protections) per turn for 12 turns. Arkus will take 4000 damage (before protections) per turn for 15 turns.

The Portlight fires at Jaraxxus for 375000 damage. Jaraxxus will cast a free summoning spell every other turn.

Next threshold at 2 Million HP will grant Jaraxxus an extra action and the Godmodder will need to be damaged at least once to be interrupted, and at 1.5 Million HP, everytime something is summoned by Jaraxxus, it deals damage to a "random" target.

Usual stuff happens.

—

Battlefield

Stage of Gods Emblem: 7/10. Increased player damage against gods. Damage Protection to AGs. Free +2 every turn.

Godmodder: 12/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]

   Lord Jaraxxus   : 2297140/4318000. Void (3 turns). Double Actions. Aggro-able.    FINAL BOSS   

Nether Portal: Summon: 1/3.

Uther the Lightbringer: 40000/70000. (Talist) [AG]

Ajani: 3 Loyalty. [AG]

Ajani's Sunstriker: 10000/10000. Lifesteal. [AG]

Valentine: 28800/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [AG]

Double: 32000/45000. Drama Tension: 2.

Carmen Sandiego: 4/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]

Venusaur: 34800/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]

Blastoise: 49800/70000. Barrier: 15000. Rain Dish. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.

The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Baleog: 20000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. (Speed) [AG]

765 Pro: 7/13. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. The House of Music. [AG]

Mega Charizard X: 10700/60000. Tough Claws. Flamethrower. Solar Beam. Dragon Claws. Focus Blast.

Godzilla: 96500/100000. Monster Defense. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. [AG]

Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. [AG]

Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]

Infinity: Barrier: 15000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 3/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 1/5. [N]

Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Barrier: 30000. Firewall: 1/5. Mass Drain: 4/7. Mana Laser: 5/7. Phase Distortion: 2/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 80000/150000. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x1): 1000/3000. High Voltage: 2/4. Contract: 8/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]

VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger Seat (Occupied). Aerial Form (Active): Tunnel Vision: 5/5. Advanced Shielding: 7/7. Driving Form (Inactive): Missile Launcher (3 Ready): X/3. Bomb Throw: 7/7. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. [AG]

Inari: 75000/75000. Kept track by Talist. [AG]

Leishi: 98000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.

Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Anti-Construct Gear: 10/20. 10 Alchemy (Transformation Available). Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Multi-Armor Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]

Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Light (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Galvix: Wounded. Passenger Seat (Immune). (Sacred) [AG]

Arkus (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 14 Turns. [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 74500/100000. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 11 turns. Burrow: 2/5. Venom: 1/5. (Sacred) [AG]

Brontosaurus: 100000/100000. (Sacred). [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 1/10. [AG]

Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 6. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. (Jindra) [AG

H2O: Moderately Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]

Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]

Solar/Emmaline: Moderately Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]

The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]

Fitzgerald: 45000/45000. $99900. (Solar) [AG]

Walrus: Moderately Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]

Piono: Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 3/5. [AG]

John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 2/6. (Piono) [AG]

GWing: Wounded. [AG]

Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 3/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]

Lexicus [AG]

—

You know? At this point, I just want to end this quickly. School is already starting and my schedule is going bonkers. This should probably end in two or three weeks. Hopefully.

edited 18th Jul '16 6:45:58 AM by Tabbune

Continue wailing on things.

?: 58/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —

??: 14/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —

   Entity Pool:    40

Actions:

   Shadow:   

Shadow vanishes, then he pops up an inch away from the Godmodder's face. ...seemingly. he taps the Godmodder on the nose, but, when the Godmodder tries to push him away, it's revealed he's not really there. He's actually a few paces behind and above the Godmodder, hovering on a floating stone platform, from where he takes a bow, and fires a Boxing-Glove Arrow at the back of the Godmodder's head, taking advantage of his own distraction attempt for a surprise attack, that may prevent the Godmodder from attacking.

Light:

If possible, Light attempts to repair the Portlight. (I didn't see a health level.) Otherwise, he aids in healing Arkus and the Guardian.

Spirit:

Spirit attempts to heal the Guardian, trying to keep the Touch of Jaraxxus closely monitored.

Arkus:

Arkus drinks a Potion of Vigorous Healing, trying to weather the Touch of Jaraxxus.

Galvix:

:P

Neo:

Neo casts a stasis field around Arkus and the Guardian, trying to lessen the effect of the Touch of Jaraxxus.

Brontosaurus:

The Brontosaurus charges Jaraxxus, trying to knock him into the Godmodder.

The Guardian:

The Guardian burrows, trying to weather the debuff.

   "I can feel thisss dark energy sssearing through my body...I mussst recover."   

Plus three to Talist.

Blastoise, use Dragon Pulse!

I smack Jaraxxus with a dead fish. The Anti-God Machine rams Jaraxxus. D4C uppercuts a PG. Blastoise uses Dragon Pulse on Jaraxxus.

Charge reservoir: 74/whatever (+2 from emblem, +10 from GM, +1 from Talist) I'm thinking of making it be an entity.

+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed

Kathryn notices the absurd damage levels of the Portlight. She reconsiders threatening Amaria for the sake of not going anywhere near the BEAM OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION THAT CAN ONESHOT 50 POST CHARGE ENTITIES AND TERRARIA DESCENDANTS. DTG Terraria... is in the future? hush hush. this relevation pelts Jaraxxus on the head. Life and Death (25/75) (+2 Emblem, +1 Infinity) +2 to Infinity, +1 to Speed

Yeah I'm the Ev E guy

I transcend the physical plane and enter the metaphysical, from there I transcend once more and enter the pataphysical realm. I hit Lord Jaraxxus with the combined essence of all concepts beyond concepts at the primordial root of time. Jaraxxus says "Ow".

Anti Ninja

Five is enough, right?

Piono's character wails on Jaraxxus for 10000. (This is normally the part where I would say, get creative.)

Shadow vanishes and uses a boxing-glove arrow behind the Godmodder. 1 damage! Light repairs the Portlight for 5000. Spirit heals the Guardian for 5000. Arkus drinks a potion and reduces the duration of the debuff by 3 turns. Neo casts a stasis field that reduces the debuff duration on both the Guardian and Arkus by 1 each. The Brontosaurus tries to tackle Jaraxxus into the Godmodder, but only manages to damage Jaraxxus for 6250. The Guardian burrows and reduces the duration of the debuff by 5 turns.

Infinity hits Jaraxxus with a dead fish for 6250 damage. The Anti-God Machine attacks Jaraxxus for 15000. D4C hits Jaraxxus for 12500. Blastoise uses Dragon Lulse and deals 25000 critted damage.

Kathryn reveals that DtG Terraria takes place in the future... to someone that doesn't know DtG. A for effort. 6250 damage to Jaraxxus.

Xcano transcends through stuff quickly and then hit Jaraxxus with some metaphysical thingimajiggy for 8750 damage.

—

End of turn:

Jaraxxus continues hitting the Portlight for 20000 damage.

Jaraxxus casts a Fel Lightning, dealing 4000 damage each to Mega Charizard, Inari, the Anti-God Machine, and Double.

Jaraxxus casts Nether Power, gaining 20% additional non melee damage.

Jaraxxus casts Infernal Eruption, summoning a Feflame Volcano.

The Felflame Volcano summons a Felflame Infernal.

The Godmodder attacks the Stage of Gods Emblem for 2 damage and deals lethal damage to Charizard. The Gods then snap and gang up on Jaraxxus, dealing 140000 damage.

The Portlight fires at Jaraxxus for 375000 damage.

Jaraxxus will have an extra action and the Godmodder will need to be damaged to be interrupted.

—

Battlefield

Stage of Gods Emblem: 7/10. Increased player damage against gods. Damage Protection to AGs. Free +2 every turn.

Godmodder: 11/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]

   Lord Jaraxxus   : 1829140/4318000. Void (2 turns). Triple Actions. Aggro-able. Free Nether Power (per two turns). Free Summoning (per two turns).    FINAL BOSS   

Felflame Infernal: 40000/40000. Felflame Inferno. [PG]

Nether Portal: Summon: 2/3.

Feflame Volcano: Summons: 2/3.

The Portlight: 45000/100000. [AG]

Uther the Lightbringer: 40000/70000. (Talist) [AG]

Ajani: 3 Loyalty. [AG]

Ajani's Sunstriker: 10000/10000. Lifesteal. [AG]

Valentine: 28800/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [AG]

Double: 28000/45000. Drama Tension: 2.

Carmen Sandiego: 4/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]

Venusaur: 34800/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]

Blastoise: 49800/70000. Barrier: 15000. Rain Dish. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.

The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Baleog: 20000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. (Speed) [AG]

765 Pro: 7/13. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. The House of Music. [AG]

Godzilla: 96500/100000. Monster Defense. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. [AG]

Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. [AG]

Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]

Infinity: Barrier: 15000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 3/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 1/5. [N]

Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Barrier: 26000. Firewall: 1/5. Mass Drain: 4/7. Mana Laser: 5/7. Phase Distortion: 2/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 80000/150000. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x1): 1000/3000. High Voltage: 2/4. Contract: 8/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]

VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger Seat (Occupied). Aerial Form (Active): Tunnel Vision: 5/5. Advanced Shielding: 7/7. Driving Form (Inactive): Missile Launcher (3 Ready): X/3. Bomb Throw: 7/7. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. [AG]

Inari: 71000/75000. Kept track by Talist. [AG]

Leishi: 98000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.

Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Anti-Construct Gear: 10/20. 10 Alchemy (Transformation Available). Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Multi-Armor Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]

Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Light (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Galvix: Wounded. Passenger Seat (Immune). (Sacred) [AG]

Arkus (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 10 Turns. [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 79500/100000. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 5 turns. Burrow: 2/5. Venom: 1/5. (Sacred) [AG]

Brontosaurus: 100000/100000. (Sacred). [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 1/10. [AG]

Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 6. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. (Jindra) [AG

H2O: Moderately Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]

Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]

Solar/Emmaline: Moderately Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]

The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]

Fitzgerald: 45000/45000. $99900. (Solar) [AG]

Walrus: Moderately Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]

Piono: Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 3/5. [AG]

John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 2/6. (Piono) [AG]

GWing: Wounded. [AG]

Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 3/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]

Lexicus [AG]

—

edited 19th Jul '16 4:27:47 AM by Tabbune

I am still checking... I'll still be another turn I think.

But in my opinion? I think you guys should get creative...

By Ysmir, that video's weird...I've seen it before.

?: 58/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —

??: 14/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —

   Entity Pool:    40

Actions:

   Shadow:   

Shadow, enjoying his sneak-attack pattern, jumps off the platform, which he kicks out from underneath him so it sails toward the Godmodder. He pushes it to the side, then sends a few shots from the Punch Gun down at it, driving the slugs into the stone. He then swings the Robo Wrecker at the whole thing, batting the platform at the Godmodder hard enough for the flying mass to explode into chunks and shower the villain with rubble...and unexploded shells, which go off as they hit either him, or the ground around him. Shadow then takes his Heat charge and Alchemy Tokens, and clicks his fingers, reforging the Anti-Construct Gear from the basic Robo Wrecker and Punch Gun◊, to the upgraded Rugged Robo Wrecker◊ and Pummel Gun.◊

Light:

Light sends a bolt of light energy at the Nether Portal, trying to disperse it.

Spirit:

Spirit Geokinetically pulls a large boulder from the ground, and sends it crashing down on the Felflame Volcano, trying to plug it.

Arkus:

Arkus practices a meditation technique, trying to further lessen the debuff while also breaking its hold on the Guardian, as well.

Galvix:

(._.)

Neo:

Neo sends a healing cloud of nanomachines down to the Guardian to provide a regen period.

Brontosaurus:

The Brontosaurus charges Jaraxxus, again, trying to stomp on his tail.

The Guardian:

The Guardian stays burrowed, not wanting to risk any further damage.

Plus three to Talist.

It's sort of hard to get creative right now, most of my creativity is flowing to other projects and really, we don't get all that big of a creativity bonus. Jaraxxus still has 1.8M health, and nothing particularly interesting has happened since the Deicide mech.

I fold up with complaint, seal it with explosive putty, and tape it to Jaraxxus's face. Then it explodes.

I throw a doomsday device disguised as a basketball at Jaraxxus.

I gnaw on Jaraxxus' bones.

Well then. If no one else is gonna distract him, I guess I might as well. (begins moving my hands around, charging a purple aura.) aaaannnnnd- HA! (I thrust my hands forward to reveal a....balloon animal made of dark energy.) Ya like it? It's a trick I picked up during my last absence! But I'm not done yet! I might as well TRIPLE the offer since we're here!

• I continue flying around The Godmodder, putting down dark balloon animals everywhere. When I'm done, The balloons converge on him, all popping harmlessly............. That is, until they explode in a shower of confetti and destruction.

edited 19th Jul '16 6:33:32 PM by TheGWing

My entities' cooldowns weren't updated this turn.

I really should decide what to do with my charges soon. Blastoise, use Hydro Pump!

I open a bunch of holes in the fabric of reality, and spikes made of something come out of the holes and stab Jaraxxus. The Anti-God Machine rams Jaraxxus again. D4C smacks a PG. Blastoise uses Hydro Pump on Jaraxxus.

Charge reservoir: 79/whatever (+2 from emblem, +2 from Consumer) I'm thinking of making it be an entity.

+1 to Talist, +2 to Consumer

Bookkeeping Station: got +7 total, +2 from action
Sacred Spirit Infinity
85/120
2/120

I really should do my action, but I do almost have my RP thing done. ... I spent too much time playing the new buffed D.Va and playing matches where at least 3 people picked Ana.

^{Inari's base stats and stuffs}  Matter:
Hydrogen: 6
Helium: 4
Skip a few elements
Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 10
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 0
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 0
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 0
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 0
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 0
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
And so on. There's actually no hard limit to how far down the periodic table Inari can go, but with the energy cost doubling every time, Inari never made it past Zinc in my simulations. Plus, based on how I've set this up, there's literally no reason to ever fuse Zinc with anything.

Energy: 5

Important Passive:
Chemical Playground: At the end of every turn, Inari must fuse as much of her elements as possible by using all of her supply of hydrogen and helium. Fusing works by combining one unit of an element (other than either hydrogen or helium) with a unit of either hydrogen or helium. Fusing an element with hydrogen will bump it up one tier, while fusing an element with helium will bump it up 2 tiers. The E number before each element is how much energy that element will give or take to fuse. (So, every time she fuses Vanadium with something, she gains 1.5 energy. Every time she fuses Iron with something, she loses 1 energy. Etc). After fusing all elements possible, Inari resets to having 6 hydrogen and 4 helium.

Less Important Passives
Collapsing: If Inari starts the fusing process with a negative amount of energy, she'll take damage equal to 5,000 * her energy dept, which means trying to fuse anything when she has -15 energy or less will outright OHKO her.
Siphon: When Inari gets healed, she can choose to ignore the healing and instead gain energy equal to (the amount healed) / 3,000, rounded down. When Inari gains shielding (*cough* maybe from Leishi *cough*), she can choose to ignore the shielding and instead gain Vanadium equal to (the shielding HP) / 4,000, rounded down again. Finally, if she gets buffed with a lingering effect, she can have it last X fewer turns and in exchange have X less Helium or Hydrogen for this turn. Having Helium/Hydrogen can actually be quite bad for her later on.

Attacks:
Shining Lance: Deals 28,000 base damage and gives Inari 2 Vanadium. I'll be spamming this 90% of the time. If Inari chooses to, she can expend matter to boost the damage of this attack. When she does so, add (tier number of matter spent) * 1,250 * (# spent) to the attack's damage, rounded to the nearest thousand, and up to a maximum of 20,000 bonus damage. EG: if she spends 4 Cobalt on this attack, she deals 20,000 bonus damage because Cobalt is tier 4, and 4 * 4 * 1,250 = 20,000.
Solar Light: Heals for 20,000 and gives Inari 2 Vanadium. If she targets herself with this, she cannot use the Siphon passive with it as that would probably open up an infinite loophole exploit. If Inari chooses to, she can expend matter to boost the healing of this ability in the exact same way as Shining Lance, but here the maximum amount of boost is only 15,000.

Supernova: Inari can only use this attack while at negative energy or at less than 25,000 HP, and it murders stuff. Splits the damage between up to 3 enemies and expends ALL of Inari's matter. Each matter spent adds (tier number of matter spent) * 1,350 to the attack's end damage. This attack can deal a maximum of 175,000 total damage. (Note: I ran a simulation, and this attack ended up taking about 6-8 turns to execute and dealt 130,000 damage. ... So... the game will probably end before that.) If she deals between 60,000 and 150,000 damage with this attack, she also summons a White Dwarf entity.

White Dwarf: 10,000/10,000 HP. Has a basic attack that deals 5,000 damage. Whenever this entity is healed, it instead gains one quarter of the amount healed as base attack damage instead of gaining health.

For every Nickel or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf has +1,000 max hp. For every Copper or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf has +500 base damage. For every Zinc or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the White Dwarf will heal a random injured ally for 500 whenever it attacks. These buffs can only give the White Dwarf up to 20,000 extra HP and 7,500 extra base damage.

If Inari deals over 150,000 damage with Supernova, instead of a White Dwarf, she'll summon a Black Hole.

Black Hole: 20,000/20,000 HP. Has a basic attack that deals 3,000 damage. Whenever this entity is healed, it instead gains one quarter of the amount healed as base attack damage instead of gaining health. This entity deals 2,500 extra damage if it attacks the same target it attacked last turn.

For every Nickel or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the Black Hole has +1,000 max hp. For every Copper or higher tier matter spent on Supernova, the Black Hole has +500 base damage. If Inari spent at least 1 Zinc on Supernova, the Black Hole can watch up to 3 allies. Whenever a watched ally takes damage from an enemy, the Black Hole will counter attack the enemy for 1,000 damage per Zinc spent on Supernova. These buffs can only give the Black Hole up to 20,000 extra HP and 7,500 extra base damage.

After using this attack, all her values reset to their default. Except her HP, of course.

^{Leishi Stats} Tremor: Deals 10,000 damage split between 1-3 enemies. Generates 20 Chi for Leishi. Is purposefully really bad.
Blossom Shields: Costs 15 Chi. Creates 6 blossom shields. Leishi can have up to 15 out at any time. Leishi can give these out to whoever she wants. Each shield protects for 3,000 HP. Whenever a shield breaks from damage, Leishi gains 5 Chi and +5% damage/healing for her next attack that isn't Shrapnel, up to a maximum of +100%.
Shrapnel: To use this attack, Leishi has to break some of her blossom shields. She can break any number of them to fuel this attack and breaking them like this doesn't give her any Chi or damage boost. Anyway, this deals 8,000 damage to a target plus 1,000 per turn for 3 turns per shield broken. If Leishi breaks at least 4 shields, it also makes the target take +20% damage from Leishi's next attack if she attacks during the bleed effect.
Nectar: Costs 20 Chi. Restores 40,000 HP, plus an additional 3,000 per stack of Blossom Shield that the target has, up to a maximum of +15,000.
Resonant Cycle: Costs 25 Chi. Deals 40,000 damage to a target. If this scores a kill against a non-trivial enemy, Leishi gets 15 Chi refunded and heals herself for 10,000. Finally, Seven Dragon Roar: Costs 80 Chi. Hits an enemy for 65,000 and applies a debuff called "Void" to them for 3 turns. Whenever an ally hits the target with the Void debuff, the ally's next attack deals 25% additional damage and will ignore most armor or damage reduction. If it hits some kind of dragon, the Void debuff also makes all attacks against the dragon have a 20% chance to crit. You know, to be consistent with the mythology. And because Leishi is going to beat Cyndi to death.

Self Reminder: Wave of Light that can target up to 5 targets with 2 turn CD, healing friendlies and damaging enemies, a stun with 3 turn CD, and an Immunity bubble with 6 turn CD

Inari'

Fuse Log: Gained 2 Vanadium. 6 Chromium -> Manganese, 4 Manganese - > Cobalt. Net gain of 6 energy. Next turn might be rough because I have no idea what I should fuse, but I need to get Nickel.

Tier 0 - (E:1.5) Vanadium: 2
Tier 1 - (E:1) Chromium: 0
Tier 2 - (E:0) Manganese: 8
Tier 3 - (E:-1) Iron: 0
Tier 4 - (E:-2) Cobalt: 4
Tier 5 - (E:-4) Nickel: 0
Tier 6 - (E:-8) Copper: 4
Tier 7 - (E:-16) Zinc: 0
Energy: 27

Leishi Chi: 20/100
Shielded: Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, DDDDC *1, 765 Pro *2, Water Ele *3, Herself *3
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 0%

Entity Actions A: Leishi isn't doing so well because nobody is attacking the blossom shields. She targets Jaraxxus with Tremor for 10,000 base damage.
Entity Actions B: Uther uses Wave of Light again to heal 5 random targets. Inari keeps up her act of spamming Shining Lance and deals 28,000 damage to Jaraxxus and gains 2 Vanadium. Again again. ... All of her complicated stuff is in the fuse log.

Action: I use a series of mirrors designed to direct sunlight in order to buff the power of Inari's attack, even though she doesn't gain a bonus based on damage dealt, but it's fine.

edited 20th Jul '16 1:40:28 AM by Talist

Anti Ninja

(Speed: Theorist?)

Shadow tries to hit the Godmodder in the head with his Anti-Construct Gear, but fails to do damage. He then transforms the weapon to it's upgraded form. Light sends a bolt of energy into the portal, spoopy things happen inside. Spirit tries to plug the Volcano with a boulder. Sure. Arkus meditates and shaves off 2 turns of the debuff from him and 1 from the Guardian. Neo provides nanomachines, but is cancelled out by the curse. -3 turns. The Brontosaurus attacks Jaraxxus for 6250 damage. The Guardian hides.

Piono throws an explosive putty of complaints at Jaraxxus, dealing 10000 critted damage. (Ah, I see. Sure.)

Jondanger throws a doomsday device basketball at Jaraxxus and does 8400 damage.

Xcano gnaws at Jaraxxu's bones for 8250 damage. The House of Music does an additional 1000 damage and causes Jaraxxus to hit something other than the Portlight this turn, because 765 Pro still exists.

GWing summons dark balloon animals on the Godmodder, which explodes in a confetti of destruction, dealing 1 damage and stunning the Godmodder.

Infinity summons spikes of something and deals 8400 damage to Jaraxxus. The Anti-God Machine stabs Jaraxxus for 15000. D 4 C smacks Jaraxxus for 12500. Blastoise uses Hydro Pump on Jaraxxus, dealing 25000 damage.

Leishi uses Tremor on Jaraxxus for 12500 damage. Uther heals The Portlight, Valentine, Double, Godzilla, and Blastoise for 5000 each. Inari continues raining down Shining Lances and deals 40000 boosted damage to Jaraxxus. Talist boosted Inari's damage.

—

End of turn:

Jaraxxus hits Leishi for 20000 damage.

Jaraxxus casts Incinerate Flesh on Blastoise, reducing damage by 50% and absorbs the next 30000 healing he receives. If he is not healed for that amount until 6 turns, everyone will take 2000 damage per turn for 5 turns.

Jaraxxus casts Fel Fireball, targeting the Portlight. Bad news. We need protection!

The Felflame Volcano spawns an Infernal, but the Infernal took 5000 damage due to the boulder.

The Portlight fires at Jaraxxus, dealing 375000 damage.

Jaraxxus's summons now deal damage on entry.

The Gods all wail on Jaraxxus in their mad trance, 140000 damage.

—

Battlefield

Stage of Gods Emblem: 7/10. Increased player damage against gods. Damage Protection to AGs. Free +2 every turn.

Godmodder: 10/100. Aghanim's Scepter. [GM]

   Lord Jaraxxus   : 1184690/4318000. Void (2 turns). Triple Actions. Aggro-able. Free Nether Power (per two turns). Free Summoning (per two turns).    FINAL BOSS   

Felflame Infernal: 40000/40000. Felflame Inferno: 2/4. [PG]

Felflame Infernal (2): 35000/35000. Felflame Inferno: 1/4. [PG]

Nether Portal: Summon: 3/3.

Feflame Volcano: Summons: 1/3.

The Portlight: 50000/100000. [AG]

Uther the Lightbringer: 40000/70000. (Talist) [AG]

Ajani: 3 Loyalty. [AG]

Ajani's Sunstriker: 10000/10000. Lifesteal. [AG]

Valentine: 33800/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [AG]

Double: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 2.

Carmen Sandiego: 4/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]

Venusaur: 34800/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]

Blastoise: 54800/70000. Barrier: 15000. Rain Dish. Incinerate Flesh: 30000. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.

The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Baleog: 20000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. (Speed) [AG]

765 Pro: 7/13. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. The House of Music. [AG]

Godzilla: 100000/100000. Monster Defense. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. [AG]

Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. [AG]

Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]

Infinity: Barrier: 15000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 3/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 1/5. [N]

Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Barrier: 26000. Firewall: 3/5. Mass Drain: 6/7. Mana Laser: 7/7. Phase Distortion: 4/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 80000/150000. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x1): 1000/3000. High Voltage: 4/4. Contract: 10/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]

VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger Seat (Occupied). Aerial Form (Active): Tunnel Vision: 5/5. Advanced Shielding: 7/7. Driving Form (Inactive): Missile Launcher (3 Ready): X/3. Bomb Throw: 7/7. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. [AG]

Inari: 71000/75000. Kept track by Talist. [AG]

Leishi: 78000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.

Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Upgraded Anti-Construct Gear: 20/20. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Multi-Armor Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]

Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Light (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]

Galvix: Wounded. Passenger Seat (Immune). (Sacred) [AG]

Arkus (Sacred): Moderately Wounded. Touch of Jaraxxus (4000): 5 Turns. [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 79500/100000. Burrow: 3/5. Venom: 2/5. (Sacred) [AG]

Brontosaurus: 100000/100000. (Sacred). [AG]

Jondanger [AG]

Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 1/10. [AG]

Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 5. Blossom Shields (x3): 3000/3000. (Jindra) [AG

H2O: Moderately Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]

Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]

Solar/Emmaline: Moderately Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]

The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]

Fitzgerald: 45000/45000. $99900. (Solar) [AG]

Walrus: Moderately Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]

Piono: Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 2/2. Madness: 4/5. [AG]

John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 3/6. (Piono) [AG]

GWing: Wounded. [AG]

Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Barrier: 15000. Blossom Shields (x2): 3000/3000. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 3/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]

Lexicus [AG]

Xcano [AG]

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edited 20th Jul '16 6:40:18 AM by Tabbune

I forego any and all attempts at staying in character at this point, and burst out of the exploding complaint note, taking advantage of the typo made last round of folding up with the complaint. I pop out of the exploding letter in Jaraxxus's face quite surpringly and begin stabbing him in the face with the shredded remains of the letter.

Then Hank activates Dakka, and I proceed to use Jaraxxus as a meatshield, causing him to soak up extra bullets. Then John bonps him on the head while he's still recovering from bullet wounds.