Wanderer
@piono: Well even if we do kill a few as long as Virtuous lives death is at most a MINOR ISSUE
??? 95/? piono x3, emblem x2
Plan D 59/60 held
I'm going to pull a Razor Grenade out of Avalon code and chuck it at Grommash. Water Elemental will engulf and try and drowned Caesar
3x +1 to talist
out of time, finals tomorrow. Sorry.
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Anti Ninja
Jon crashes a 747 on Arceus. 3000 damage.
Infinith summons the Anti-God Machine. (Yeah. No. HP nerfed to 90k, Firewall has a 5 turn duration, and the restriction is removed. Also, Mass Drain would not be a thing with the restriction.) The Anti-God Machine attacks Caesar for 12000. The D 4 C follows up for another 10000. Then, Infinity uses a Whitesnake Disc and loads up a song on it... but Caesar calls an ape to block the attack.
(Sacred: What's funny is that your first responses are to fight when I'm fine with pacifism and go pacifist when I'm not. Also, some gods may not be pacifiable now.)
Kathryn attempts to heal the Server-Announcer, but is blocked by the Godmodder.
(Piono: Sure, I'll give a damage boost. Just consider the damage accidental. I have no intention of making him useless. Piono's crew plays a Megalovania remix and then attacks Alpha. Alpha takes a wound. Sure. You can attack Alpha. Sanford tries to hook the Announcer, but fails as the Godmodder simply sidesteps the hook.
Leishi then casts Blossom Shields on Hank, Alpha, and Baleog. Giving them two shields each. Talist also tries to retrieve the Server-Announcer and succeeds. The Server-Announcer's "body" then flies to the skies and disappears.
Thank you. Let me help this situation a bit. The Server-Announcer drops a metal ball on the Godmodder and deals 1 damage to him.
Walrus stands dumbfounded that his attack did nothing despite there being a text that says that Superman is immune.
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End of turn:
Tresdin enters the field and casts Press the Attack on Grom, healing him for 5000 and giving him attack danage.
Ajani enters the field with 4 Loyalty, and adds one Loyalty to give 9000 HP and 3000 attack to Tresdin.
Superman uses his Frost Breath and focuses it on the Lost Vikings, using up 150 Solar Power, and stunning all three Vikings. He then gains 50 Solar Power.
Arceus uses Judgment on the D 4 C, dealing 40000 damage to it. Grom jumps on Galvix and attacks him, dealing a critted Moderate Wound to him. Uther casts a Wave of Light and heals Grom, Double, and Valentine for 4000 each. The wave also catches the Carmen and deals 1 damage to her.
Double starts up a combo and then uses her Bandwagon Rushdown on the Water Elemental, using up 1 Tension, gaining 50% Tension, and dealing 9000 damage. Valentine does another one of her basic combo for 5400 damage on the Water Elemental and gains 1 Tension.
Before Caesar manages to act, Godzilla appears out of nowhere and steps on him, knocking him out of the fight. Godzilla enters the battle.
The Kanto starters all focus on Arceus and attacks him. They deal a total of 50000 damage. Carmen uses her newly gained Heat Vision and deals 10000 damage to Double, Valentine, and Arceus. She is exhausted and will not do as much next turn.
Usual stuff happens.
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Battlefield
Total chaos incoming!
Stage of Gods Emblem: 10/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn.
Godmodder: 23/100. Aghanim's Scepter. BOSS
Double: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 0 (50%). [PG]
Valentine: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 2. [PG]
Arceus: 79000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Hyper Voice. [PG]
Superman: 132000/800000. Solar Power: 150. Arctic Breath. Punch. [PG]
Uther the Lightbringer: 24800/70000. [PG]
Grommash: 28000/75000. Enrage. [PG]
Tresdin, the Legion Commander: 49000/49000. Ajani buffed (3 stacks). Moment of Courage. Against All Odds. Press the Attack. Duel. [PG]
Ajani: 5 Loyalty. [PG]
Carmen Sandiego: 3/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]
Venusaur: 50000/80000. Chlorophyll. Blossom Shields: 3000/3000. x2. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]
The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Blossom Shield (x2): 1000/3000. Olaf: 13000/30000. Stout. Baleog: 10000/20000. Fierce. [AG]
Blastoise: 65000/70000. Rain Dish. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.
765 Pro: 10/13. The House of Music. [AG]
Mega Charizard X: 43200/60000. Tough Claws. Flamethrower. Solar Beam. Dragon Claws. Focus Blast.
Alpha: Mortally Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Godzilla: 100000/100000. Monster Defense. [AG]
Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 5/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 4/5. [N]
Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Firewall: 1/5. Mass Drain: 1/7. Mana Laser: 1/7. Phase Distortion: 1/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 68000/150000. High Voltage: 2/4. Contract: 7/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger SeatDriving Form (Active): Missile Launcher (0 Ready): 2/3. Bomb Throw: 2/7. Aerial Form (Inactive): Tunnel Vision: 2/5. Advanced Shielding: 2/7. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Moderately Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Leishi: 110000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.
Shadow: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Anti-Construct Gear: 14/20. 6 Alchemy. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Dinosaur Cupcakes: 3/3. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred) [AG]
Galvix: Mortally Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Scrap Golem: 19000/19000. Duration: 5/7.
Guardian of the Plains: 71500/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Deeply Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 3/10. [AG]
Water Elemental: 35600/50000. Fluidity: 6. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Wounded. Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Wounded. Weapon: 2/4. [AG]
Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 2/2. Madness: 4/5. [AG]
John Egbert: Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 1/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Magnus: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 4/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]
Lexicus: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Boiling Anger: 25000/25000. BOOM: 3/3. Boom Buff (1 Stacks). [AG]
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edited 8th Jun '16 8:10:22 AM by Tabbune
Damn it, internet's been... 'splodey. Sorry I couldn't do anything. Fortunately, I have no RP to do... Still. Or Unfortunately. Probably the latter. Mostly the latter.
I walk up to superman and stare at him in a creepy way... "Yeah I have no idea what to do"
2/10 ????!?
Not as durable as I was expecting, but that's okay.
I'll be impressed if it lasts long enough to use any of its non-Firewall abilities.
I'll support our allies...
I heal Talist, D4C rapidly punches a PG, shouting "ORA ORA ORA" as he does so, and the Anti-God Machine stabs Double with its bladed leg.
Charge reservoir: 8/whatever (+2 from emblem, +1 from Talist)
+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed
...I don't find it funny. I find it to be an annoying, sort of embarrassing mistake on my part. And who can't be convinced?
I give the Godmodder a nice cake laced with laxatives and cyanide.
First in and first knocked out
@tabbune: Alpha is the name of the Godmodder Tabbune... I thought it was obvious that... stupid DTG tendency to switch targets based on name... Really should've seen that one coming.
See Alpha? This is why choosing that name was a bad idea.
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to jindra
Hank steps back again after that interference from the update terminal, Eric tosses him the last of the weapon cache, and Hank revs up the giga gun again. John floats over and suddenly the wind picks up even higher, Sanford and Deimos set up their gunner positions, and Hank unleashes Moar Dakka again, aided by not only my main action, but also John's.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
That guy
/R Pnull. I'll give an actual action later because that will take much more time.
I just realized that I've accidentally (and somewhat hilariously) turned my plot into one of those fox, chicken, and grain puzzles. Half of my characters can't be alone with with some other character or else they're going to start arguing and/or fighting. ... Actually, Kai is the only one who can be alone with any other character.
Speed first, just because it's easiest to go in order.
Cyndi stays silent through Speed's little monologue, wincing slightly at the 'hidden truths' part. She was trying to hide truths from everyone, including herself. However, at the end, she does continue in a quiet, defeated sounding tone.
It's someone named Mikoto.
She glances around, as though expecting those words to cause a meteor strike or something. When nothing happens, she starts up again.
He wants me to kill Wilson. I do not know his reasons, but he says Wilson is a life or death risk. And he also has told me to not say his name to anyone for my own protection, apparently. He does not seem able to deal with Wilson himself, and I don't know why. So, he's tried to threaten and bribe me into being his unwilling assassin. Is Hunter in some similar situation? \\
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To be honest, I've completely forgotten what the context for this conversation is... Also, I'm seriously running out of things for Kai to say.
Kai sighs, realizing that she had misunderstood.
I thought that it was less... literal than that. Although, I haven't seen you in animal form more than once. So now I guess I... know the pattern. ... Hah. Nobody's going to believe when I say I'm in love with a plant entity. That's not odder than anything else, really.
She glances down, presumably at the bottle around her neck.
I... Um... I personally don't mind clothing all that much, as long as it's properly designed. I already have a necklace and a tiara, after all. But you probably don't count those as trapping or restrictive. I have a jacket I kinda like. ... But in most places and times, even my summer coat risks overheating me, so I wouldn't like anything thick.
Hearing that explanation, Kai thinks for a moment about a less obvious implication of the statement.
You have a scout specifically for them? Then... they must be pretty important for you. ... Either that, or you have a lot of influence. I shouldn't be surprised. You did say you're ruler of that place, so of course you'd have... that kind of authority. That kind of influence.
With Spirit's mirth, Kai turns her head to the side, seemingly to dodge Spirit's gaze.
When I said more passive, I meant that I sorta get real quiet... and calm. ... Maybe serene would be the right word. Might not what you'd describe as joy or profound, but I'm happy.
Already looking to the side, she doesn't have to tilt her head much in order to let Spirit at her ears.
Oh I... just teasing you, of course. ♪
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Do you mind too terribly if I don't do anything here? ... Sorry...
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For me, it's a lot easier to write a dialog between two characters than it is for me to write one monologue. And I consider a 1 on 1 conversation between two characters from different players to be each character having a monologue in tern. Long story short, bringing Leishi in here was good, at least for my own writing speed.
Barely able to hold still, Leishi bounces from side to side as she answers.
Sorr, but if I had acknowledged you, I would have blown my cover against Kai. Never one for formalities.
Kai laughs slightly at Spirit's response.
Oh, no no. I was more just commenting about that because... I...
In the middle of walking around her, Leishi interrupts the silence of Kai thinking and completes her sentence.
... because I was stalling for time while I tried to remember how old I am?
Furtively, Kai rolls her eyes, having seen Leishi do this kind of thing many times before.
Yeah. What she said, pretty much. So, Spirit, sorry. It wasn't anything about you. But, um, thanks for underestimating my age? I guess?
After Spirit gives their suggestion, both Kai and Leishi glance at the Sanguine flask, then at each other. A brief moment later, Kai looks back up to Spirit.
If you give anything sweet to her, she'll probably sugar rush herself off a cliff or something, so nope. Can't think of anyone who fits that description.
Leishi makes a sound like scoffing and bats at the side of Kai's head, but she pretends to not notice it. Then Leishi realizes something.
Wait, that's not your original penda-
However, she answers her own question by seeing the pendant on Spirit.
Never mind. And that's what I'd do by the way. You could say you're n+1 years old, n+2, n+3, etc until you get to too high a number and reset n.
Then she tilts her head up and listens to Spirit. She doesn't move, apart from occasionally shuddering as though she was freezing cold. Or more accurately, like it took immense willpower to not move. At the end, she just seems sort of confused, probably because her attention was split between the description and trying to not actually move. However, she did apparently get something from it.
... I never was one for relationships like this. But hey, you two are making me feel jealous. So hey, you can feel good about that. Kaiii~, as soon as you go running off, you fall in love. Don't you know that's the most dangerous thing you could have done without my solemn and watchful vigil?
Even now, Leishi wouldn't stop making jabs at Kai. She seemed used to it though and spends a few seconds trying to think of something to mildly insult Leishi back. All in good humor.
What? Had no faith that your teachings would protect me from halfway across the multiverse?
When she was speaking to Leishi, Kai was using a slightly different system of telepathy—one she was a little more familiar with. It wasn't any harder to listen in on, though.
Oh but your non existent training was not yet complete, young padawan. But I wanted to congratulate you. You always wanted to execute that Fragment, right? It must have been impressive to watch.
Kai leans back slightly, surprised.
Oh, um... thank you.
When the sanctuary forest reappears, Leishi turns to look at all the trees before bounding off to wall jump off some of the closer trees. When Kai hears her name, she turns to look up at Spirit.
Oh... um... yes?
She glaces to Leishi, who was bouncing off trees a little ways away.
As she rounds a tree, Leishi sees Rose(?) walking away and has to stop to reassure herself of something.
Weirdness. ... Happens here.
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I won't have Wilson comment about it because this is obviously a spot where our two systems of Magitech contradict each other, but depending on your definition of 'pure', you could say that literally everyone can see 'pure energy'. You know, because E = mc^2 and all mass has energy, and your eyes are constantly receiving radiant energy. Or you could say that 'pure energy' exists as a concept as much as the 'pure type' of wood does. IE: not at all.
For a moment, Wilson stares at the lifeless avatar, seemingly oblivious to what was happening. Then he hits his head against the ground in realization of something obvious; he hadn't 'activated' his own abilities. When he looks up again, he sees 'Neodyme', but not quite as you described. He doesn't see energy as much as he sees manifestations of energy and forces. After spending some time squinting at what he saw as a sunburst shaped distortion in space, he calls out to the void because that's all he could do.
I assume you can still hear me, right? ... Yeah, you must.
He always found it odd watching the influence of his own voice radiating out because it reminded him his voice was coming from a point slightly above his head.
I think so, although 'true' might be subjective because to me, it looks... you look... ... too... what's the word... too easy? It fits with... a format I already know. Although, I'd probably say that of most things, given enough time to examine them. It just makes me feel that your form is some sort of stimulus that my abilities are letting me interpret in a specific way and format, so the 'truth' is subjective depending on who sees it. But that's how we all are.
Wait, is Neo spending the rest of the conversation in energy cloud form? Because the text is italic, I think so?
No... I don't think that's... quite right. She doesn't want to see me in private. If she did, she could have easily done so earlier. But maybe that was just a fluke. And she uses that kind of... black, purple-ish fire. I remember. I've seen that type of fire before, right around the time I threw away the bracer; it almost killed me. Or it saved me. I'm not sure. It's complicated. And... thanks for the offer, but she might say more if I'm alone. ... But at the same time, you know... "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer," and all that. Like you said, I might not want to meet her alone. ... I guess you can follow me if you'd like to. I won't force you into anything. ... She alternates so quickly between lying and telling the truth.
edited 9th Jun '16 1:30:11 AM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
Read? Read?! READ?!I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ!
Troper_Walrus calls a drone strike on Uther.
And +3 for Sp33d
edited 14th Jun '16 5:48:32 PM by Troper_Walrus
Wanderer
??? 101/? piono x3, emblem x2
Plan D 59/60 held
I'm going to pull a Razor Grenade out of Avalon code and chuck it at Grommash. Water Elemental will engulf and try and drown Caesar
3x +1 to talist
Let's rock and roll.
Speed responds to Cynder.
There are many malevolent royals and powers that be that want Hunter dead because of his tendency for heroism. That's never stopped him, but... Yeah. I'd compare Hunter's situation to Wilson's.
That name sets off sirens in Speed's head.
I'd swear I've heard that name before. Don't know where. Don't know when, but I swear I've heard someone say it.
So with that out of the way, on to Hunter.
Bah bah bah, Speech. Bah bah bah, song.
Please count.
So, who's ready to rumble?
Hunter drives right for Uther and catches his head in the tank's barrel. Hunter then fires right at Uther head. Because there is another place to shoot with a person's head in the barrel.
Hunter cordons off an area around Caesar.
Speed? What'd you do with the cure for Simian Flu?
It's in my office, why?
Need it to stop a monkey uprising before things get dangerous! By that, I mean when Caesar wakes up.
We need to synthesise a new cure then!
What?
That's Caesar! Rose's cure is designed to work with the Ex-mutated strand of ALZ-113!
Damn it. Careful, everyone, then!
Caesar should have had a poison-like debuff called Contagion, by the way. ALZ-113 is contagious, and causes Haemorrhagic Fever and Severe Weight Loss as a primary symptoms.
Breath masks, everybody! Try not to get close to the monkeys!
Because canon matters. I'm assuming somebody's gonna wake up the monkey.
Meanwhile, Speed closes his left eye, and a pulse crosses the field. He's looking for who can be shown MERCY at the moment.
Looking... Looking...
Action Summary:
Speed uses Reluctance on all PG entities, revealing one (two if crit) PG that is able to be spared. Now how, just that they can be.
Hunter destroys Uther's head with bullets.
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +7 total, +2 from action. Speedon Sacred Spirit Infinity.
31/120
60/120 now.
Leishi: HP: 110,000/110,000
Chi: 15/100
Shielded: Erik *2, Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, Venusaur *2, Baleog *1.
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 20%
The shields on Hank Wimbleton, Alpha, and Baleog didn't apply in the update. So, I'll save Tabbune (most of) the trouble. Leishi uses Shrapnel and breaks the shields on Hank and Alpha, as well as one shield on Baleog to deal 40,000 damage and 5,000 per turn for 3 turns to Double. However, that's not counting the nerf that entities have gotten this stage, and I'm not exactly sure how much that is. Is it halved? Anyway, I balanced Shrapnel around it technically being a 2 turn attack.
So Leishi does that attack, but Baleog should have 1 stack of shielding.
Leishi Stats
Now my action. I spend 60 of my charge to do the ultimate Uther counter, which uses Hearthstone Uther just because I've never played Heroes of the Storm. Anyway...
Uther! Versus! Anduin!
Everything seems to be going fine; a paladin versus a normal control focused priest. On turn 9, I play Forbidden Shaping (which spends all your mana and summons a random minion of that cost) and I get Mal'Ganis (which makes my hero immune to all damage as long as it's alive). That is a very good minion and Uther is upset I got so lucky. But of course I'd be so lucky because this is my attack. Then next turn I play Herald Veloj. Veloj creates a 1/1 version of Mal'Ganis, and I play a Time Rewinder on that version, sending it to my hand. Then I play Lorewalker Cho. Next turn, Veloj dies for whatever reason and I play Mind Control on one of Uther's 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits and steal it. I have Lorewalker Cho on the field, so Uther gets a Mind Control spell. Not sure what I'm doing, he kills Lorewalker Cho and Mind Controls my Mal'Ganis because it's a very good minion to have, certainly much better than a Silver Hand Recruit. Then, I play Mind Vision, steal a Humility spell from Uther, and play the Humility on the Mal'Ganis (setting its attack to 1). By this point, we're both running out of cards. I go about calmly removing all his threats with my convenient number of Shadow Word: Deaths, Shadow Word: Pains, and other removal spells, but I leave his Mal'Ganis unharmed. Then, Uther is completely out of cards and I only have 3 cards in my hand. We're both out of cards in our decks, so we start taking fatigue damage. Well, Uther doesn't take any fatigue damage because the Mal'Ganis he stole from me makes him immune to all damage, including fatigue damage. And then... I play a Stoneskin Gargoyle, put a rusty horn on it to give it taunt, then next turn play my last card, my other Mal'Ganis from earlier (I returned the copy Veloj created to my hand). BOOM! Game set and match.
Let me explain this because even if you play Hearthstone, you probably have no idea what's going on. I just created a game that is literally unwinnable for Uther. Not only that, but it's also impossible for him to lose either. In Hearthstone, each player has a deck of 30 cards, and when they run out, they start taking fatigue damage. It's a way to force the games to end. However, both me and Uther have a minion called Mal'Ganis on the field. When you have a Mal'Ganis, you are immune to all damage, which includes fatigue damage.
Uther only has a 1 attack Mal'Ganis minion, while I have a 4 health Stoneskin Gargoyle with taunt and my own Mal'Ganis. Taunt means that all enemies are forced to attack the Stoneskin Gargoyle. So the only action Uther can take (because he doesn't have any other cards) is summon a Silver Hand Recruit, then have his Mal'Ganis attack my Gargoyle, which deals 1 damage to both of them. However, a Stoneskin Gargoyle will restore itself to full health at the start of your turn, so it just heals itself for the 1 damage it took and I have it kill the Silver Hand Recruit. Then, I use my lesser heal hero power to heal Uther's Mal'Ganis for the 1 damage it took.
So, Uther cannot win because my Stoneskin Gargoyle constantly heals itself for too much AND I'm immune to fatigue damage. He cannot lose because his Mal'Ganis makes him immune to all damage, including fatigue damage. He cannot kill off his own Mal'Ganis to make himself vulnerable again because the only thing it can attack will only deal 1 damage in retaliation and I'm constantly using my hero power to heal the Mal'Ganis for that 1 damage.
Uther cannot win. He cannot lose either. There is only one option available to him.
Concede.
Well played. The victory is yours.
I was originally thinking of doing some nonsense with my special rogue deck that is specifically designed to cause mayhem with Yogg-Saron, but this is better. And I thought for a while on how to create a game that cannot be won or lost, and I think this is the easiest way if you can't pick the class or deck of your opponent. (The Mind Vision can be replaced with a Grand Crusader for the same effect if you're not against a paladin)
edited 9th Jun '16 12:43:18 AM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
Anti Ninja
Infinity heals Talist. The D 4 C attacks Superman for 10000. The Anti-God Machine attacks Double for 12000. Don't worry. It will last quite a long time.
Jondanger gives the Godmodder a cake of laxatives and cyanide, but the Godmodder politely refuse.
All of Piono's crew gather their powers for a massive Dakka attack from Hank, dealing 10000 damage to each god and 1 Loyalty of damage to Ajani.
Walrus calls on a drone strike on Uther. The drone deals 3000 damage to Uther before being shot down with a Hammer of Justice.
Speed uses Reluctance to scan for who can be pacified. Well, my answer is most gods who are not a total scumbag can. Hunter then attacks Uther and headshots him, dealing 7000 damage.
Let me try this... *click* A pink bar appears below Ajani, Tresdin, Uther, and Arceus.
Leishi breaks the Blossom Shields that he just applied (except for one on Baleog) and completely destroys Double. A pink bar appears below Valentine. Talist tries to lock Uther in an unwinnable game of Hearthstone, but fails to realize that absolutely nobody would make the play that he assumed Uther would make.
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End of Turn:
Superman punches Venusaur, dealing 30000 damage. He uses up 100 Solar Power but regains 50. Arceus uses Judgement on the Water Elemental, dealing 16000 damage.
2 of Venusaur's Blossom Shields are broken from this.
Ajani gains 1 Loyalty and gives Grommash extra damage, Lifesteal, and 50% damage reduction next turn. Grommash then immediately attacks Godzilla for 25000 and heals that much HP. Tresdin, being the support's dream, casts Press the Attack on Uther and heals him for 5000. Tresdin then attacks Carmen for 1 damage. Uther heals Valentine for 10000 HP. Valentine uses her Dead Cross to poke 765 Pro, dealing 3 damage and gaining 1 Tension.
Carmen uses Recover and tops herself up. Venusaur uses Sludge Bomb on Superman, dealing 12000 damage. Mega Charizard X uses Dragon Claws at Arceus and deals 12000 damage. Blastoise sees incoming enemies and uses Iron Defense. Godzilla just lazes around.
Three gods enters the field, the Medic, the Pyro, and the Scout from Team Fortress 2. The Scout and Pyro attacks Blastoise for 7000 damage total. Blastoise is burnt. The Medic then heals Arceus for 5000.
The Lost Vikings immediately respond. Baleog attacks the Pyro for 10000. Erik attacks the Medic for 5000. And Olaf smacks the scout, but misses.
Usual stuff happens.
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"Pacification Bars": Valentine, Arceus, Uther, Tresdin, Ajani.
Battlefield
Total chaos incoming!
Stage of Gods Emblem: 10/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn.
Godmodder: 23/100. Aghanim's Scepter. BOSS
Valentine: 33000/45000. Drama Tension: 3. [PG]
Arceus: 57000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Hyper Voice. [PG]
Superman: 110000/800000. Solar Power: 100. Arctic Breath. Punch. [PG]
Uther the Lightbringer: 12800/70000. [PG]
Grommash: 43000/75000. Enrage. Vigilance. [PG]
Tresdin, the Legion Commander: 39000/49000. Ajani buffed (3 stacks). Moment of Courage. Against All Odds. Press the Attack. Duel. [PG]
Ajani: 5 Loyalty. [PG]
Medic: 15000/20000. Übercharge: 1/5. [PG]
Scout: 20000/20000. Dodgy. [PG]
Pyro: 15000/25000. Burning Attacks. [PG]
Carmen Sandiego: 5/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]
Venusaur: 26000/80000. Chlorophyll. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]
The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Blossom Shield (x2): 1000/3000. Olaf: 13000/30000. Stout. Baleog: 10000/20000. Fierce. Blossom Shield (x1): 3000/3000. [AG]
Blastoise: 58000/70000. Burn (3000). Rain Dish. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.
765 Pro: 7/13. The House of Music. [AG]
Mega Charizard X: 43200/60000. Tough Claws. Flamethrower. Solar Beam. Dragon Claws. Focus Blast.
Alpha: Mortally Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Godzilla: 100000/100000. Monster Defense. [AG]
Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 5/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 4/5. [N]
Anti-God Machine: 90000/90000. Firewall: 2/5. Mass Drain: 2/7. Mana Laser: 2/7. Phase Distortion: 2/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 68000/150000. High Voltage: 3/4. Contract: 8/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger SeatDriving Form (Active): Missile Launcher (0 Ready): 3/3. Bomb Throw: 3/7. Aerial Form (Inactive): Tunnel Vision: 3/5. Advanced Shielding: 3/7. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Moderately Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Leishi: 110000/110000. Chi: Whatever the F Talist says. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.
Shadow: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Anti-Construct Gear: 14/20. 6 Alchemy. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Dinosaur Cupcakes: 3/3. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred) [AG]
Galvix: Mortally Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Scrap Golem: 19000/19000. Duration: 5/7.
Guardian of the Plains: 71500/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Deeply Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 2/10. [AG]
Water Elemental: 19600/50000. Fluidity: 10. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Wounded. Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Wounded. Weapon: 2/4. [AG]
Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 5/5. [AG]
John Egbert: Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 2/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Magnus: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 4/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]
Lexicus: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Boiling Anger: 25000/25000. BOOM: 3/3. Boom Buff (1 Stacks). [AG]
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edited 9th Jun '16 7:36:32 AM by Tabbune
...and I was too late to post. Curse you, 'last day of school' frozen custard!
I and what is now the AI of the Anti-God Machine have a little chat.
You know, it would be a good idea to Shoot the Medic First, to use a phrase.
Strange as it may seem for me to agree with you... That sounds like a good idea.
Here, have some music that should fit with our mode of attack.
The Anti-God Machine stabs the Medic with its bladed leg, while I pull out a kunai and also stab the Medic with it. This should take out all 15000 of his current HP.
Oof, I don't feel so good... I must be at below half health. Better keep fighting...
D4C furiously kicks a PG.
Charge reservoir: 12/whatever (+2 from emblem, +1 from Talist)
+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed
I smack the Scout with his own bat upside his stupid head.
edited 9th Jun '16 10:02:49 AM by Jondanger23
That guy
... What play? Mind control Mal'Ganis? Of course you'd Mind Control Mal'Ganis! Mal'Ganis is a 9/7 (9 attack, 7 health) 9 mana minion that makes your hero immune to all damage while it's alive. (For some context, the minion with the highest natural stats has only 12 attack, 12 health) Usually, people are happy using Mind Control on a troublesome 7, 6, or even 5 cost minion, let alone the single strongest warlock card in terms of stats. Using it on a 9 mana minion is, at bare minimum, effectively using a 10 mana card for 12 mana and 2 cards of value (3 mana for an effective Shadow Word: Death to kill the opponent's Mal'Ganis, 9 mana to play your own Mal'Ganis). Yes, I created a much weaker 1/1 copy with Veloj, but I returned that to my hand, leaving the original 9/7 to get Mind Controlled. (And by the way, if you create a copy with Veloj, return the copy to your hand, and play it again, the copy will stop being a 1/1 and go back to the stats of the original)
And yes, I am going to argue this because that was a 60 post charge.
Plus with charges, we're often allowed to temporarily control our opponent anyway.
edited 10th Jun '16 12:21:21 AM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
EAT YOUR GREENS
"The Shankill Butchers ride tonight, you better shut your windows tight... They're sharpening their cleavers and their knives, and taking all their whiskey by the pint..."
And from out of the shadows comes Solar, a serene grin on their face as the melody echoes across the battlefield. Behind them, the Peak begins to glow softly as their song continues.
Everything feels very... off for some reason. Especially the song.
"The Shankill Butchers wanna catch you... awake."
A Dubious Ally: 45 and holding.
I'm back! Have a creepy song. When everything changes nothing changes.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I am out of High School for good! 
?: 34/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
??: 19/? (Gods.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
@Talist: Oh, that's bad...I hope you feel better now!
As for 'fox, (heheh, Wilson's a fox, but I'm led to believe he fills the part of grain) chicken, and grain', that's curious, but not necessarily a bad thing. It adds tension.
And, as for the context of the conversation, Spirit and Kai were having a chat over exploring the Wild, and meeting the wolves that Spirit lives with sometimes.
Spirit shrugs, offering a sympathetic look.
'It's more of a symbiotic thing in my animal form, though. I still look like a natural animal, with natural coloring. When I'm a mammal, moss tends to grow in my fur, though, which is why I can still look kind of green. The plants are less actually 'me' like they are now, and more symbiotically bonded to my animal form. The plants are benefited, and so am I.'
S/he giggles, tilting their head.
'Not just a plant entity. You managed to fall in love with a Divine plant entity who's a Nature Spirit. Hey, I don't think anyone back home will believe I fell in love with a wolf, either...and I think the fact I fell in love at all will be something they'll be surprised to hear, too. None of the Aspects have ever really shown that was quite possible.'
S/he tilts their head in the other direction.
'Oh, I see...yeah, I guess the fact you accepted my gifts was a good hint for that. Yes, I'm also fine with wearing jewelry. It't really not that covering, and, well...'
S/he reaches up to their own pendant, and looks down at it, gently toying with the charm.
'...I've already grown quite fond of this necklace...'
S/he then blinks, looking a bit impressed.
'...actually, yeah, that's exactly right. There's exactly' one Scout with the role of Wolfwatcher. She still patrols and goes to all the meetings, since she's still a part of the Scouting Circle, but, yeah, one of her main jobs is to notify me if she spots the pack in the area. As for authority and the like, well, the Sylvans may like to say they raised me, and they certainly did for a good part of my past, but an equal part of my time was spent living among the pack, and other animals, too. So, yeah, the wolves do mean a lot to me. And, for authority, I guess being the ruler does give me a sort of obligation to more choice in matters, but I have advisers who try to suggest what I do, and who I tend to think differently than. It can be difficult to try to convince them to let me make decisions, but, other than that bit of persistence, things go pretty smoothly. The Sylvans are no longer nervous enough to ask me to scare people off, but they still get wary if anyone wanders by their city. Then I have to convince them that the person was either just passing through, got lost, or is just a friendly visitor.'
S/he appears puzzled by Kai's breaking eye contact, blinking.
'Well, even it it is a subdued sort of serenity, it's still nice. I tend to get sort of reflective if I'm somewhere near running water. If there's a stream or a waterfall nearby, I can just sit down, listen to the sound of the water, and be at peace for a while.'
S/he nods, looking cheerfully amused.
'I gathered that...it's nice that we both have a good sense of humor. It helps lighten things, and it's just a good way to make each other laugh.'
...meh, no problem. I don't really mind.
Interesting way to put it, but I find myself sort of agreeing with you. On the other hand, what sounds like a monologue to me would be a few characters from one player conversing with each other, while the other person's character stays quiet. That feels like a one-sided conversation, even though there are a minimum of three people.
...on another note, Leishi's habit of leaving the 'y' off of 'sorry' is quite intriguing to me...
Spirit nods.
'Okay...well, at least we're introduced now.'
S/he then blinks, and looks amused, giggling.
'Oh, alright...yeah, I get it...sometimes stalling just comes easily. It's fine.'
S/he nods, looking cheerful.
'You're welcome!'
S/he then listens to why Leishi can't have sugar, and appears to show a mix of mild disappointment and amusement.
'Oh, alright, then...I just thought that she could benefit from the enchantments, but, if it'd end up making her even more hyper, I guess that'd be a bit of a risky tradeoff.'
S/he then blinks, and glances down to their own pendant, looking back up to Leishi.
'...oh, right...Kai and I exchanged pendants after I woke up from a cursed nightmare. She broke off her pendant and tried to heal me with it, because the nightmare caused me to go unconscious. When I woke up, and we were both calmer, she gave me the pendant to keep, and I gave her that flask of Sanguine, after Shadow made some adjustments to it. They were the first gifts we gave to each other...'
S/he tilts their head.
'What would the first number be? I've already forgotten how long I've been alive for. I'm already a bit lost as to what you mean...'
After the explanation on their history with Kai, s/he tilts their head, blinking.
'...that's alright, this was the first time I ever felt anything like this, before, so I'm alright with someone not understanding much. It's just as new to me, too.'
S/he looks amused as Leishi pokes fun at Kai, and rolls their eyes.
'Well, you two are clearly good friends...it's nice to meet someone who's known Kai longer than I have.'
S/he then looks surprised as well at the mention of the Fragment, blinking.
'Oh, it was beautiful...she was at the very peak of her power...I'd never seen something so amazing in my life...but...what happened after...'
S/he glances away slightly, anxiously rubbing their arm a bit.
'...well...she needed a lot of care to regain her health...'
S/he manages to look positive again.
'...but we all came through and helped, so it wasn't a problem.'
S/he glances back over to Kai, looking a bit unsure on something.
'Well...since you have that name for me, I was thinking...maybe...I could have one for you...? I came up with...sort of a title, I guess, and I think you'd like it...I mean, if I at least said it once...'
But, seriously, things are getting a bit too technical for me.
Neo appears to blink, but, as evidenced by Wilson's abilities, even that may be lost.
Easy? I cannot say I understand. To the common viewer, I am invisible unless I am manipulating something. The very fact that you are able to perceive me at all places you above that mark.
Yes, he is. If the text is straight, and flanked by quotation marks, he's possessing his body. If it's italicized, and unmarked on both sides, he's disembodied energy. It's also common to use italicized, unquoted text to show someone's inner thoughts. I show telepathy as apostrophed, non-italicized font, which I also use for Spirit's modified, semi-physical speech/telepathy.
Neo replies, and shifts sideways slightly.
I would not take her words as unchallenged truth. From what I have gathered, she is hiding something, and she seems hesitant. Doubtful. Whatever she is hiding, it does not bode particularly well. Moving on to the second point, I am not sure if Cynder would be able to see me if I were without my Avatar. If she can not, then she would have no reason to believe you had been followed, and I could intervene if there were any unexpected conflicts.
Spirit jumps a bit when the Thorned Rose extends, glancing around.
'Wha‽'
S/he notices the signs of Rose's arrival, and blinks, taking a while to watch and process the information. Once s/he's ready, s/he waves, looking cheerful.
'Hi, Rose! It's been a while. If you saw a lioness around here, that's Kai's friend. She popped up when Kai and I were talking.'
S/he holds up the thorned rose to, er, Rose.
'Here you go. I kept it safe for you.'
S/he listens to Fira and Rose, Wait, when did Gayle get here? and tilts their head, a bit bemused.
'Um, alright, straight to music...not much for catching up, that's fine...'
S/he watches them play, looking entranced.
'...that's amazing, though...'
Shadow folds his arms, and gives a modest grin, glancing away.
"Ah, really, it was no problem. I just thought you two would like something nice. Gift-giving is something that I really like to do for my friends."
Seeing the two step away for a moment, he raises an eyebrow, wondering what they could be whispering about.
I have no idea what this could possibly do for the House of Music, but that guy has talent, and I love the song. I might look into linking more.
Shadow glances around at the collection of Gods.
"...yeah, that's a lot. We can probably do something about Arceus and the other more impressionable ones, though."
Seeing the bars pop up, he smiles.
"...yeah, like that."
He ponders, looking at Arceus.
"Hey, guys! What could we do to get to Arceus? I mean, they're the Original One, so they're the first and most powerful Pokémon in existence. What could get them and the others to change sides?"
Actions:
Shadow: Shadow faces Ajani, and scowls, bracing a defensive shield.
"Is this really the best cause of action? To bring down the Pantheon, allied with someone who's trying to conquer every Universe? If he takes here, he's probably going to go after every other one. That means yours, too, by the way! You don't have to listen to him!"
Light: Light concentrates on Uther, and sends a radiant wave of light toward the Paladin, trying to clear his mind.
"Control yourself, Sir Lightbringer! You are much greater than this! No sort of dishonorable control can hold you for long!"
Fury: Fury confronts Tresdin, prepared for a challenge. He takes a combat stance, ready to attack or defend.
"I hear you're one for duels...well, that's honorable. How about we have one? Maybe if I win, you'll stop working for the Godmodder then, huh? C'mon!"
Spirit: Spirit looks to Arceus, and nears the great Pokémon carefully, ready to flee if s/he's attacked. If s/he manages to get close, s/he produces a Soothe Bell that Shadow had given them, and rings it, trying to calm Arceus down.
'It's alright...you can stop this...the Godmodder is wrong for controlling you.'
Arkus:
While everyone else is confronting a God, Arkus channels a mass healing/shielding spell, trying to ensure that none of the Aspects are brought down by a failed plan. He narrows his eyes, channeling energy through his staff.
"Keep up the attempts! We can certainly convince at least one of these Gods to aid us!"
Galvix: Galvix runs circles around Valentine, trying to avoid any attacks while still getting his message through.
"You'reANurse,Right? Don'tYouWantToHelpPeople? ThereAreAlreadySomeInjuredPeopleWhoNeedHelp! TheGodmodder'sJustGoingToHurtMorePeopleIfWeDon'tStopHim!"
Neo: Neo creates a field of gravitational force that repels any projectiles headed toward it at a slightly-quicker speed.
This should stop any oncoming projectiles.
I hope I'm doing the whole nonlethal thing right...
@Tabbune: Am I?
Plus three to Talist.
edited 12th Jun '16 6:14:53 AM by SacredSpirit123
First in and first knocked out
to jindra
The weapon charge is tossed to John, who expends it to increase the charge on Do the Windy Thing! Everyone else sets up a defensive barrier to prevent us all from getting horribly murdercated while I set up another combo.
Deimos looks over at Carmen Sandiego. "Hey, Carmen. We need to get back the server announcer. Got any ideas? You're probably the best for this job."
edited 10th Jun '16 2:50:22 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Spirit, you might want to not wait for me. I'm starting to not feel well... I'll do this more mechanical post, though.
![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
Speedon ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
Sacred Spirit ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
Infinity.
Bookkeeping Station: got +9 total, +2 from action.
22/120
118/120
@Alpha: Yeah. I started... about a year ago? Were you around for when I did the Fragment of the Song attack? I did a little animation for that, which was mostly me trying out the rigid body settings. Anyway, I also started out using Adobe Flash, then got annoyed by it because it's really hard to do anything complicated in it. So, I moved on to Adobe After Effects, which is much more powerful. It's good for either 2D stuff or simple 3D stuff. Now though, I'm using Blender, which is a cool 3D modeling program. And to be honest, I'm kinda trying to stall the confrontation between Wilson and Cynder because I'm trying to make some kind of animation or model for her. Although, I'm not very good at modeling though.
Leishi: HP: 110,000/110,000
Chi: 15/100
Shielded: Erik *2, Shadow *2, Kathryn *2, Venusaur *2, Hank Wimbleton *2, Alpha *2, Baleog *2.
Accumulated Blossom Bonus: 20% (4 shields broken last turn)
Good... good... break the shields... unleash your rage... Leishi gains 20 chi through broken shields, then spends 15.
Leishi applies 2 blossom shields to Hank Wimbleton, 2 to Alpha, and 2 to Baleog. Now she's out of shields to apply.
Leishi Stats
Action: I buy Venusaur tickets to a very expensive tanning session that is done in only a few milliseconds. I don't actually know what benefit activating Venusaur's Chlorophyll will have, but hey, maybe it will do something.
Wait, does the server annoucer need saving? If so, I... do that instead. I didn't get that from the update. I know he/she/it took damage, though.'
edited 7th Jun '16 8:02:04 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...