Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

I attack the spawners with my last two missiles.

Yellow Devil: 10/15 (+1 from Tazz)

Kill Sat: 7/100 {Calibrating...}

+1 to Tazz, paradise, and ShinyCottonCandy

edited 31st Jul '15 12:25:56 PM by InfinityRyujin

i lay down some bear traps, and then taunt the pigmen while standing behind them.

n00bsword 3/20

n00b airship 3/40

3+ to Jon

R E A L S H I P S

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond

Mallard: 16/125 (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from Earl and Tabbune)
Walker: 8/200

I continue racking up excessive amounts of heads, check my inventory, declare that I must acquire more heads, then do this, except without the bit where the Sniper dies afterwards. My attack targets the Pigmen first, then the Wither Skeletons, then the Witches, then the Jockeys.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

@everyone Does anybody want to work out a charge exchange deal? I'm gonna need alot.

After Seda's unnecessary but definitely justified assault/threat. I tap her shoulder to make her turn around.

What score? I just saved you from being turned into giblets so really you owe me a favor. Anyway...

I whip out my handgun and fire two shots, one to the left of Seda's head and one to the right, both hit their mark and two wither skeleton's skulls explode.

..and I just saved you from being impaled, your welcome.

I then immediately turn around and start headshotting numerous mobs using my earpiece's auto-aim.

1+1 to jindra, earl, feathered

Corporate field test 8/??

Operation corporate takeover 10/1500

edited 1st Aug '15 3:41:21 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Only two spawners left. Should take them out. Would probably even things up. I reload Peanut before dropping down on one knee.

Using the sights, I let loose two bullets, both aimed at the spawners' head.

Equipment Redeployment: 8/9

Fear Gas: 8/16

• 1 to Jondanger, paradise, and engie.

I quickly head over to the Wall Of Blazes.

"Alright, let's see..."

I quickly fashion a makeshift battering ram out of spider silk and bones, before swinging it towards the Wall Of Blazes.

I quickly head over to the Wall Of Blazes.

"Alright, let's see..."

I quickly fashion a makeshift battering ram out of spider silk and bones, before swinging it towards the Wall Of Blazes.

Curse Mark Awakening: 10/15

One for djkates, one for Ichigo, and one for Laitome.

edited 31st Jul '15 3:53:28 PM by PastryPerson

I throw several stacks of snowballs at the blazes to deal 1 damage each. Deciding that's not fast enough, I get tons of those Ice Fling-o-Matics from Don't Starve and line them all up to pelt the blazes.

Bookkeeping/exposition station: Got +3 total. Giving charges... Jon Danger 23, Fseftr, Undying Phoenix.
First Compainion: 12/80
Willow: 15/(The amount of time it takes a dream differed to explode)

Stuff: Staff of Ysera

How do you color long pieces of text? It doesn't seem to work for me...

^{Stuff to slow down Willow because I stupidly introduced her too soon. I need to at least wait for the other game to officially end, which might be a week or two.} 

Willow was mainly stalling for time right now, pretending to look over the battlefield and her supplies. She wasn't actually ready to go down into the fight. Sure, she wasn't a compatant in it, but she still might get floored by anything from a stray kick to a stray antimatter warhead. She wanted to make sure she'd be alright, so she kept pretending to check her equipment so it would look to Mikoto like she was doing something. As for what equipment she actually had, she wore a specially modified ender pouch around her neck. It could store items, making it her all essential source of hammerspace storage, but it could also store some less... tangible things. And no, it didn't store memories or dreams, as much as my track record might suggest that. It could also store sounds to be played or recorded.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

• 1 to    fseftr, Spino and Talist   

Thank you for the +1, Tabbune.

I ask the Wither skeletons why they're mad at us. Perhaps if I figure out what their motivation is, I can use them to my advantage.

If they simply want to tear us apart, I attempt to enlighten them on the positives of working together; there's an increased chance you'll live, there's even more dopamine to be gained from empathy, etc.

LINK OF THE DAY!!!

3: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty/a-rickle-in-time/

Latest Rick And Morty episode (for more mature audiences). Adult Swim's website, so probably legal.

edited 31st Jul '15 8:47:19 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

ANTI-NINJA IS SUMMONED BY NO ONE, EXCEPT THE HYPNOTOAD

Q&A

• Cobalt: Term of phrase.
• Tabbune: Our first boss? Neat.
• Talist: Click "show markup help". You color text in a line with brackets. So, green text would be [ [ green: This is green. ] ]
  • Which would turn up like This is green.

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Grabbing Undying by the scruff of his neck, Cobalt strapped the poor guy with explosives and fired him at the wither skeletons. Ludicrous gibs and broken chainsaws start flying everywhere. Tabbune casts Living lightning at a pigmen who realizes the paradoxical nature of being both a pig and a man, and commits seppuku over a broadsword.

As paradise holds Telmoai down with a sawed-off, Telmoai jumps up and takes two skeletons heads, still amicably chatting. With both Seda and Telmoai shooting mobs, their area is soon cleared. Pillow attempts to give the mobs gills, but it only works on the Poisoned Witches, who are too brain-addled to be mind blown. Jindra hurls a comparatively small iceberg- about the size of an eighteen wheeler- at the wall of blazes.

The wall crumples a bit.

Jondanger force feeds spider jockeys marshmellows with his gun, while fseftr blows up the remaining two spawners. At that same moment, a massive amount of silverfish spew out of both, swamping him.

Determined not to be interrupted, Tazz and his alter set up a phenomenal amount of defense and checks Carmen out. Obviously unconscious, Tazz notices her skin is pale. Most likely from the blood loss. He also notices a purple and black X-shaped scar on her chest, right below her breastbone.

After being hurled out of the cannon, Undying buffs the Anti Godmodders. With the haste buff, Trip pulls back the slingshot too far and ends up shattering a wither skeleton’s entire body to pieces. Netpatham’s frost bolts fire faster at the Pigmen while he freezes all the Poisoned Witches.

About to summon his dark dragon, Dj is suddenly punched in the gut by a poisoned witch trying to use drunken boxing. It works. Trying to put out the wall of blazes with dirt, Shiny accidentally digs under a section of the wall. Black crystal can be see poking out from the other side.

Infinity begins AOE’ing the silverfish before they become a problem. Battle taunts the pigmen into running into the traps, but the wither skeletons dismantle them with chainsaws before they can work.

Engie goes to town on the Pigmen, only to find his heads filched from his person via Wither skeleton. Spino takes several silverfish through piercing shots as Pastry begins battering the Wall of Blazes. Now falling in droves, noticeable holes start appearing, with a very noticeable glitchy-ness about them.

Talist hurls a snowball barrage and brings down more of the wall, only for half his ammo to spazz out mid fire and turn into melon seeds. Dimentio, attempting to reason with the wither skeletons, learns that they actually have no idea what they are doing here, but they were promised heads. Then they try to take his.

Led past several cave doors and through an overhang with a ton of blimps in it, Feathered notices the Godmodder seems to be walking with a limp in his left leg. How odd. Elsewhere, the wall of blazes comes down, revealing a giant, glitched out black crystal, sitting where the House avatars were. Inside, one could vaguely make out the frozen avatars.

Then, without warning, a giant forme fires itself out of the crystal, both bodies rotating at ludicrous speeds. Blowing away most of the remaining mopeds, the crew gaze upon their first boss.

He’s also glitched. Woo…

With the pink side shot through with cracks of gold, and the blue side likewise, DUON HAS APPEARED.

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THE MESA CAVERN

• THE GODMODDER: 97/100
• Feathered: [PG]

THE VALLEY

• Sacred: Force of Nature, Whatever Gods fear [entities]
• Amperzand: Angelmech Armor
• Netpatham: Origin Wand
• Talist: Staff of Ysera.
• Fseftr: Moon's Dagger
• Trip: Slingshot
• Tazz, Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Piono, Pillow, Paradise, Shiny, djkates, spino, Jondanger, Undying, Pastry, Engie, Hyena, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Laitome/Telmoai, Lord, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck Battlefury, Augmentor, Ichigo, Infinity.[AG]

• Cobalt: [N]

• Skeleton Jockeys – 6 [PG]

• Pigmen with pointy things – 22

• Wither Skeletons with more pointy things – 29

• Wither Skeletons with Chainsaws - 10

• Silverfish: 93

• Glitched Duon: 45000/45000

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"Quote of the Day"

"No matter how stupid your dream is, follow it. If you break something, you might wanna stop for a bit though. Femurs take awhile to heal."

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Now I know I missed items. Been a long week. Forgive me.

Due to the lateness of this post, everyone gets a +1 for their charges. Free of charge.

edited 1st Aug '15 9:48:35 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I really don't get why the forums don't use, you know, traditional BB Code forum markup but this doesn't have to, you know, make sense. Eh. It does and doesn't, depending on how you look at things. All the same, a WYSIWYG editor for this would be nice. Also, I think you meant turn of phrase???

edited 31st Jul '15 10:06:31 PM by Netpatham

I begin an ancient Native Roflican ritual. First, I burn a giant enneagram in the ground with a wand of fire, warding everything harmful away from me. I then draw a ROFLcopter in the ground with chalk and surround it with 20,000 repetitions of the word "SOI". I then grab a handful of diamonds and scatter them around the SOIs. I then place torches at each point of the enneagram and place a bunch of logs at the exact center of the enneagram. I set the logs on fire, beginning the summoning. Lightning begins to strike ominously, though it ends up not hitting anything at all. Suddenly, all entities and players, both AG and PG, feel empowered with a damage bonus! I then teleport a bunch of silverfish into a random AG's pants, then telekinetically throw that AG into Duon.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 5/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩ (+1 from me)
Project W01-Counterprogramming: 7/20 ⟨IIIIIIIIII⟩ (+3 from me, Jondanger, Herobrine)
+1 to Jondanger

Here's a deal: Give me charges and I'll give you charges back. If I receive more than 3 charges, I will return them based on RNG.

edited 2nd Aug '15 2:22:02 PM by CobaltShade

I cast a Light Ray at Glitched Duon.

The Glitch is back? *Rolls eye at Herobrine*...

18/50 P.R.C +1 from Undying, +1 from djkates, +1 from Herobrine

11/20 Dragonclaw +1 from Herobrine

• +3 to UndyingPhoenix. Care for a mini-alliance for assists? 3 for each.

edited 1st Aug '15 10:02:21 PM by Tabbune

''' second coming of the Leviathen: 8/200 Holy mackeral 2: mackeral harder 8/20. '''

I kill every silverfish. I do that by pulling the word fish out of their name, turning them all to silver ingots.

we should remember that comment. If hypnotoad controls anti-ninja then we need to summon... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

edited 2nd Aug '15 5:50:48 AM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

((I've been away planning birthday, sorry for whatever I missed.))

Come on already, weren't these things weaker before? How would you know?

I look around, this is starting to get a bit annoying...

I decide to shape something besides swords for a while, in this case Wolf-shaped, and sized, masses of snow, which I hurl at Duon.

8/10 : Sergal Knight (Free +1 from Herobrine)

7/?? : Class Cards ((Questions; Should I charge these as the or separately? Also, can I create the Include versions, then add charges to upgrade them into the Install versions?))

Talist gets 2 +1's, Piono also gets a +1, same as last time.

edited 2nd Aug '15 7:55:36 AM by The_Hyena_King

15/45 (+1 from paradise and Herobrine) Looks like they are at their final stage and dealing with two simultaneous tanks and a few giant crocketbots.

7/20 (+1 from Laitome) Still waiting on that form to get processed.

+1 each to Cobalt, engie and Talist

edited 1st Aug '15 10:17:15 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

"So that's how I differentiate myself."

   "Heh"   

/null

Anti-Anti-Ninjas watch you, Herobrine.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Updated.

I ask forgiveness for the lateness of this, and hope the free +1's are enough of a peace offering.

I am the once and future king.

Is the free +1 for one or both of our charges?

Extremely annoyed, i pull a gun out of Hammerspace and shoot at the wither skeletons.

5/20 Sword Of The Noobking

Nooby Airship 5/40

3+ to jon

R E A L S H I P S

• Origin Wands. Plural.

To demonstrate, I create a 2-thick layer of falling sand above any vanilla mobs, avoiding covering players that are AG or N.

Also I shoot half of Duon with a crocket.

• 3 Tazz

1/1 Giving Tazz The Extra +1

• 1 Tazz

edited 3rd Aug '15 8:02:56 AM by Netpatham

"OH, COME ON!"

Seeing the glitchy Duon, I pick up a rocket launcher and look at it with my Sharingan. Identifying a fairly weak area, I quickly fire it towards said weak area.

Assuming there isn't a particularly weak area, I fire it at it's head.

Curse Mark Awakening: 12/15

One to Ichigo, one to Amperzand, one to Phoenix.

edited 2nd Aug '15 6:06:10 AM by PastryPerson

Just a thought. There's no more wall of blazes, so stop attacking it.

I am the once and future king.

In my defense, I am prone to stupid decisions. Editing to target the Duon.

"Ow!" With the Summon of my Dark Matter Dragon effectively negated, it goes straight to the Graveyard without having a chance to do anything. I try to find a spot in the valley where I'm less likely to be directly attacked.

"Draw!" Not bad at all. "I'll Special Summon the Kaiser Sea Snake I just drew, and use its effect to Special Summon one of my other Kaiser Sea Snakes from the Graveyard. And just like before, I'll use them as Xyz Materials to Xyz Summon my second copy of Number 39: Utopia. And now for a twist. I'll send Rank-Up Magic Argent Chaos Force from my hand to the Graveyard, which allows me to use Utopia as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number 99: Utopic Dragon. Next, I'll use my Utopic Dragon's effect, to Special Summon Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon from my Graveyard in Defense Position. And since I just Special Summoned a Rank 5 or higher Xyz Monster, I can return Rank-Up Magic Argent Chaos Force from my Graveyard to my hand. I'll activate it, using Number 107 as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number C107: Neo Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon. Now then, Utopic Dragon and Neo Galaxy-Eyes, attack Duon! (Standard action.) (Again, two monsters. 4000 and 4500 attack power, respectively.)

My charges build.

Ultima: 9/15 (including the free +1 from the late update)

Odin: 13/25 (including 1 from PastryPerson)

1 charge each for InfinityRyujin, Talist, and CobaltShade.

I start spinning, creating a sphere of fire around me.

"FIRESTORM!"

The sphere of fire explodes, sending waves of fire towards the enemies.

Awakening: Energy Manipulation 10/15 including all charges.

Awakening: ???? 9/50

• 3 to Tabbune

edited 2nd Aug '15 8:28:04 AM by UndyingPhoenix