?: 31/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: —
??: 17/? (Gods.) Hint: —
Entity Pool: 40
Really, I've been asking questions, and I haven't got a response. What would make sense to charge?
The Black Blade makes appearances in the Arena, but that takes place after DTG TVT, so does the earlier gift of bringing in an Artifact from another RP still apply?
Spirit nods.
'I'm mostly plant right now, aren't I? I absorb water through my skin, I feed off sunlight, I bleed sap...I don't know any animals that can do any of those things.'
S/he ponders.
'...except frogs. Frogs have that whole 'permeable skin' thing going for them. But frogs aren't plants. ...except when they are.'
S/he shrugs.
'Anyway, just as I'm a green, leafy humanoid plant-being, now, in animal form, I look like a natural animal covered in vegetation, but a keen eye will notice the plants are actually connected to my body. That's more noticeable with hairless creatures, like fish, invertebrates, or reptiles. Fury's tell when he's shapeshifted is that he's usually reddish, and quills poke out from his body. They're usually concentrated around the joints, along the back, and forming a mane by his head. Shadow's usually pitch black, and his body looks exceptionally glossy, like it's made of liquid darkness. We all tend to have milky white eyes. Now, adapting to take on the traits of a cactus could help me avoid dehydration, I guess, but I think I might also break out into thorns. Useful for defense, not so useful if I want to hug someone.'
S/he tilts their head.
'No, it probably shouldn't...I think you'll do well. Fresh experiences are always nice.'
S/he then snickers a bit, rolling their eyes.
'That'd really make an impression...though I've always thought animals didn't exactly look happy when people stuck them in clothes. They look, and they probably feel, kind of...trapped. Honestly, that's how I feel about it, too. Even something as simple and minor as shoes.'
S/he then looks thoughtful, listening to Kai.
'...that makes sense. I restrain my Phytokinesis when I'm an animal, since fencing something in with vines or getting a tree to pick it up isn't exactly the fairest way to catch food. I guess avoiding the use of your songs is kind of the same deal. Maybe, if we hunted a monster, or a magical beast, then, if they used natural powers, then so could we.'
S/he shrugs, a cheerful look in their eyes.
'Well, yes and no. They frequent the outskirts of the Sylvan Glade, since they don't like entering the temple-city, but they have free reign over the entire Wilds, so they travel a lot. It's sort of a nomadic arrangement. They settle in a place, shelter and hunt there, and, when they desire a change of scenery, or something new to hunt, they move along. When their journey takes them to the Sylvan Glade, they wait at the border, and one of the Sylvan Scouts' jobs is now to tell me if and when the wolves want me to spend some time with them.'
Their eyes light up with mirth, and s/he nods in agreement.
'I'd imagine it'd be a more profound reaction if you didn't have as much experience, then. The pack's pups are adorable...'
S/he blinks, realizing s/he'd walked right into that, and snickers, scratching Kai behind the ears.
'Oh, now, whoever said that? You should know by now...I know I say it a lot, but you're still my favorite...~'
The Guardian frowns slightly, being unable to shrug, due to his lack of limbs.
"If there isss anyone to blame, it isss my friend. They do tend to ssslightly obsssesss over proper mannersss."
He smiles.
"Ah, that isss a good idea. There are many ssspectacular sssightsss to await you there."
His smiles brightens.
"Ah, well, if you wanted to visssit me at home, I can sssay that I do, indeed, live in the Gardensss of Unity."
He grins.
"I am quite proud of my lair, in fact...I live in the Wildsss, in a very ssspecific placcce. It isss at the dead cccenter, in a place known asss the Heart of the Wild. I live in a cavern complexxx underneath the largessst tree in the foressst. It is a sssacred placcce, where Druidsss, Nature Ssspiritsss, the Sssylvansss, and other wanderersss make a pilgrimage to commune with Nature."
Fury, realizing he just triggered her embarrassment, facepalms, and sighs.
"Aw, dangit...sorry if I made you feel self-conscious, there. You look fine, really. Well, I undid the progress we just made..."
Spirit offers a sympathetic look to Kai.
'Well, I think you look beautiful, no matter how your fur looks.'
Spirit shrugs.
'You wanted to say hi to her, and I was currently having a conversation with her, so it's only polite to acknowledge me.'
S/he then blinks, and facepalms, sighing.
'Ah, right...I did say it was a weird question...sometimes I have trouble with social etiquette. I'm sorry if I offended you.'
S/he listens to Leishi and Kai, and their eyes light up with interest at hearing Kai's age.
'Ah, okay! It's kind of hard to gauge the ages of us Aspects, since we're immortal, or our friends, since we've gifted them Sanguine, but I would've never been able to guess! If I tried just by your looks, I would've been way low!'
When there are Gods and Magic around, coupled with Sufficiently Advanced Technology, anything is possible.
S/he then realizes something, and tilts their head.
'You know, Kai, the flask on your necklace does refill itself, so, if there was anyone you wanted to share your supply of Sanguine with, you could...it has really good benefits, and not just the most important one.'
S/he then shrugs to Leishi.
'I don't know...that kind of sounds like cheating in a way, but I guess I could randomly pick a day...if nobody has any ideas. I suppose we could choose our own days to celebrate, and then log how many of those days have gone by. We're already old enough that we've forgotten exactly how long we've lived. Some of our friends who drink Sanguine continue counting as normal, though, even though that means they'd eventually have a really high number, too.'
S/he then blinks, and slowly glances around for Talist, a light green flush coming to their face.
'Oh...he did, did he...?'
S/he sighs, trying to calm themself down, and then nods, continuing.
'Alright, since Talist told you without consulting me, I at least think you should let me explain.'
S/he tilts their head.
'As he's likely told you, Kai and I are soul mates. Way back at the beginning of this war, when she was brought in for the first time, I noticed her, and something clicked in me. I went over to her, got some information from Talist, socialized with Kai a bit, and then my default position started to drift closer and closer to her. I demonstrated my shapeshifting once, and I tried to talk to her after that, but then she got nervous because she realized I was a Telepath. She ran off, but she was able to overcome her nervousness with some help. After that, she and I fought together, but then I sacrificed my health to stop her from being burned by a cursed emblem. She helped me get better, and that was one of the first big moments where I started to fall in love with her. Later, I saved her life when she tried to return my favor, and that's when I told her I loved her. She returned my feelings a while after that. Later, and this is one of the most important things that happened between us, I helped to nurse her back to health after she nearly died by using the Fragment of the Song. On Valentine's Day, I grew her a field of Moonstone Roses, because that's her favorite color. Recently, we've exchanged gifts, overcome the fear of mortality, and made a promise to find each other after the war. We were talking about someone copying her when you ambushed us.'
S/he then blinks.
'I just thought of two things...first of all...'
S/he looks around, trying to remember if s/he'd brought back the Sanctuary. If s/he hasn't, s/he tilts their head.
'Well, I guess I should bring our Sanctuary back.'
S/he focuses, causing the Sanctuary, Moonstone field, wooded glade, shimmering lake, and all, to rise up from the ground. After s/he does that, s/he sighs, looking a bit tired.
'That's always a challenge, moving all of that underground. It takes a lot to keep the soil from mixing in. Anyway, second thing.'
S/he looks back to Kai.
'Kai, you know how you have your own kind of affectionate nickname for me, right?'
Neodyme tilts his head.
"...I assume you are currently attempting to see my true form. I mostly have power over, out of that list, Gravity and Magnetism. My full Portfolio is Metal, Magnetism, Gravity, Energy, and Technology. I can suppress some of my abilities, if you wish to see me. One moment, please."
Any obscuring aura fades as the faint white light illuminating the eyes of Neodyme's Avatar goes out, and the figure freezes into a motionless statue, still sitting upon the rock. If Wilson pays attention, and is able to see, a small white spark flits out of the head, and takes a position beside the empty shell. It then expands into a gently-swirling, shimmering, vaguely-spherical field of amorphous energy, pulsing periodically through a series of subdued colors. Two spots within, more concentrated than the rest of the mass, seem to serve as eyes, likely more for the convienience of onlookers than for any functionality. The field, if it can be seen, pulses with a gentle light as Neo's voice sounds in Wilson's mind.
Are you able to percieve my true form? Normally, to those unable to sense pure energy, I am invisible unless I choose to use my powers of Magnetism or Gravity to construct a means of interacting with the physical world. That is why I constructed the Avatar you see beside me.
Neo's 'eyes' flash lightly.
That is curious, but also potentially dangerous. If she has held on to one of your discarded possessions for two years, and she has had past experiences with you before, it serves to say that any reason she had for wishing to see you in private may not be the most noble, and you had likely best be on your guard. I would accompany you, disembodied or possessing my Avatar, if you wished it.
Shadow smirks, nodding to Speed.
"Alright, you're welcome! I love handing out gifts to friends."
He then claps after Fira puts on her new Attire, giving a small grin that reveals hints of his fangs.
"Looking great, Fira! You really make the Attire look good. Or rather, the Attire makes you look even better!"
He then holds up his hands, remembering something.
"Ah, speaking of gifts, that reminds me..."
He clicks his fingers, conjuring two flasks of Sanguine, personalized with a pair of stylized initials on each: A regal cyan 'SD' on one, and a black-outlined, crimson, flame-styled 'FB' on the other, with the glass on that one having a darker gray, smoky finish.
"You can carry those with you. I personalized them so you won't mix them up. Cool, huh?"
The Aspects watch the slew of Gods arriving at Richard's command, and blink, watching the impending chaos. Then, they all applaud as Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur appear. Shadow grins.
"Good to see you three're alright!"
He then turns to look at Grom.
"Hey, Grom! Look at me!"
Actions
Shadow: Shadow taunts Grom Hellscream, trying to get him to punch him. Before the Orc connects, the wily God opens a spacial rift, causing Grom's arm to phase through and exit from another rift, pointed towards his own face.
Spirit: Spirit tries to heal Venusaur's Paralysis.
Neo: Neo activates and heals the A.R.K., continuing his usual pattern, then activates the Scrap Searcher Emblem.
May want to look up the buffed stats, since I upgraded this a lot.
The others: The other Aspects all cast up a healing shield, mostly trying to heal themselves and Shadow, but helping any critical cases, as well.
Plus three to Talist.
edited 5th Jun '16 12:38:52 PM by SacredSpirit123
After a long wait, my mail-order kryptonite Laser finally arrives. And I use it.
Hey Clark! HEADS UP!
- The Poor Shmuck running Troper_Walrus right now: 41/??
- Kryptonite Laser: 15/15 SUMMONED
And +3 for Consumer
edited 7th Jun '16 6:19:47 PM by Troper_Walrus
(Where is everyone? On summer vacation? Well, the next turn is still a few days away, so you have time, guys.)
(Talist: This isn't Hearthstone Uther, though. This is more of Heroes of the Storm Uther. Even if it's Hearthstone Uther, to hell with aggro. You'll see Dragons from me. It's also thematic since some of the Dragons are in the Pantheon *cough*Ysera*cough*)
First in and first knocked out
![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
to jindra, and since I have several spare +s from jindra, Imma just reroute those to someone who has a charge running. +3 to talist.
John's body begins to glow... looks like he didn't die heroically or justly. He'll be back soon... Why is the storm in the room growing stronger?
It's time for a final battle...
Let's go.
Hank pulls out a massive gun and chuckles grimly, while Sanford and Deimos off to the side take up positions and pull out ridiculously large guns of their own.
Dakka is unleashed upon the PGs, boosted by my own action to make it spread more and deal more damage as an enormous storm of rockets and bullets spray across the room slamming into all of them with explosions boosted both by highly advanced technology and magic. Lower health gods are the first targets.
edited 3rd Jun '16 7:25:09 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
(... I forget to login for a long time and miss a lot... Fan-f******-tastic)
Fox looks around, horribly confused "what the hell is going on"
1/10 for something or other
Wanderer
??? 89/? piono x3, emblem x2
Plan D 59/60 held
I'll pull a lance and motorcycle from Avalon Code and make a ride by jousting on Caesar.
3x +1 to talist
I shouldn't have any Metal blades left. Also, Contract should be at 5/10.
Sweet, music's back.
Oh, so we can, like, play music to power up our attacks? I know just what to do for this one...
I nonchalantly take a single sip of my beer, while D4C unleashes High Voltage upon an enemy.
Anti-God Machine: 112/120 (+1 from Talist and Consumer, +2 from emblem) HINT: Top-tier Infinity-brand engineering. Equipped with armor, a mana laser, and other assorted features.
Charge reservoir: 2/whatever
+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed
This is just some RP I've been meaning to do for a couple of days.
Hunter floats around in VIXIV, ignoring Speed and Fira.
Gayle? Where are you? I need you to do something!
Zzz... Zzz... Oh! Huh? Wha? I'm here! I'm here!
Oh, Mother... Gayle, I know you brought your phone (because of course you do) and I need you to call Rose.
Why?
Tell her I need her to come play.
O... Kay...
*bring bring*... *bring bring*...
Hey! Rose! Uh, Fira said that she needed you here.
I'm quoting her here: "To come play".
Whaddaya mean, it's not what I think it is!?
Argh!!! Just... get over here.
The Thorned Rose, which is still in Spirit's possession, extends to it's full length. It probably startles Kai and Spirit.
H-h-hello, again. I-I-I'm sorry if I startled you...
That Earthen Avatar comes back, shatters and reveals Rose.
Fira claps.
Good job, Rosie! You got really good at that!
Th-thanks... Fira. And thank you, Spirit, for hold into that for me...
Rose recollects her staff, and then talks to Fira.
So... what did you need me to play?
That song.
The one with all the instruments? Or that one?
That one.
Uh, okay, I can do that. Gayle!
Yes ma'am!
I'm younger than you.
Yes you are!
So... I need your help to play a song.
Which one?
*whisper whisper* Refused to *whisper whisper*
I know that one!
Can you help me with it?
Yeah, I can do that!
Meanwhile, in VIXIV...
Might as well play the song I was gonna play for unloading most of my Arsenal on somebody. 529!
Sir.
Play track. Designation: Danganronpa - Trigger-
Nope! We're gonna play something for you instead!
All right then. Go on then.
Hit it, girls!
One... Two... Three...
Rose counts in, albeit somewhat slowly, setting the melancholy tune into motion.
Gayle is on Winds (Duh...) and Violin, strangely. Rose is on the piano (Undertale Music Joke goes Here.) and other instruments, her arms moving faster than the eye can see to correctly play all of the notes.
Hunter feels like quoting Undyne after that... But it's also his own thing as well.
Heh... I'm fine... yet somehow, with just one hit... Guh... I felt like, when I got hit, that my body was going to shatter apart... like at any moment, I'm just gonna shatter into a million pieces. Still feel like that, actually.
But there's a burning feeling I can't describe. A burning... deep within my soul... that won't let me die. Not here. Not now. Not like this. It's not just the Partheon anymore, is it, Richard? If we don't stop you here... You'll destroy them all, won't you!? Gods, mortals, everyone... Heh. Like hell I'm gonna let you do that.
Right now... I can feel everyone. All giving it their all. And we all have one goal. To defeat you! So, Richard... you SOULLESS BASTARD... for the sake of all there is... I, Hunter Wright, will strike you down.
Hunter laughs, and the area around Richard goes dark.
One final thing... YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT!
Cue attack.
Now... let's see if anyone can deduce the Source of Hunter's Marksman's Sight. If anyone had the ability to see SOU Ls, they would see something quite strange.
First: That VIXIV is tapping a tiny amount of Hunter's SOUL power to allow the batteries on the new functions (Tunnel Vision, Advanced Shielding and spontaneous Aerial Combat mode) to stay active. Secondly, (this is the juicy bit, but there's a setup needed) Hunter's body is absolutely Human. Not like there was ever any doubt. But Hunter's SOUL... isn't completely Human. It's Human enough to hold more than enough DETERMINATION for function, but also enough magic to pull off attacks like Toriel's Fireball Sweep or Undyne's Spear Barrage. But in Hunter's own, unique fashion.
After all those shenanigans...
Speed bows graciously. Fira follows suit.
Hunter smacks Auth from beyond Time and Space for that.
Who the hell are you!? Get out!
Anyway...
These look awesome, Shadow! Thank you, I really mean that!
I concur. Thank you for the gifts, Shadow.
Speed does another bow,before excusing himself. Fira wanted to talk to Speed about something.
We ought to hold a celebration for Shadow!
Just Shadow?
You're right, actually. All of the Aspects!
Just the Aspects?
Even better, ''Everyone!
Better. But, do keep in mind that we will need some time for preparation.
I'm not not silly! I'm accounting for it!
I throw a metric ton of weed killer at Serperior.
Alright, now that everyone else has gone, I can feel good about posting my action.
@Talist: Wait, you animate? I didn't know that! I'm currently learning how to use Flash. As for specifics, I'm using Animate CC. Which program do you use for animating?
Aarik's stats:
Sigma's Revenge: 120/120!
Consolidation: 17/50 (+2)
Sp33d
Alpha grunts when Uther smacks him.
Alright. Not the exact result I was going for, I'll admit, but it's better than nothing.
In a brilliant move of self-preservation, Alpha tries to egg Uther into attacking him once more!
Come on, is that all you have? I've fought a cow that gave out a heavier hit! Granted, the cow was over three stories tall, and breathed fire, but that's beside the point.
An extremely loud slamming can be heard ringing throughout the battlefield. At the same time, Uther is thrown off to the side by a hail of bullets. Looking around, one will discover that the source of the noise is none other than Aarik, who is currently wearing a scowl, but brightens up when he walks up to Alpha and slaps his hand on his shoulder.
Comrade, are you of alright?
Yea- Wait. What happened to your voice?
Well, I am not of speaking the good English like Aarik is, but I make do.
So, then I guess that makes you his split?
Da, the natural one. I am name of Vladimir, but am go by Vlad, as full name is too long for battle speak. Other, new one, is called Meatstick. Strange name, no? Fitting for strange man.
I'll take your word for it.
Indeed. Let us finish this enemy together. He may be of strength, but sons of Russia stronger, no?
... We're not Russian, though.
Well, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather came from Ancient Russia, so am at least related to them. You... are red. Color of Russia! Makes you STRONG!
I... I... What.
Even I am having a hard time processing that train of thought. While I can see the color correlation, I see nothing else proving this.
Yeah, I might've forgotten to mention that bit. He does that, by the way.
Really? I hadn't noticed.
Would you all kindly shut up? You're scaring the birds away.
What birds?
Exactly the point I'm making here.
I swear, you're going to be the death of me one of these days.
Heh heh heh.
Action Summary:
Aarik attacks Uther, then Aarik shoots him for 25,200 damage.
edited 6th Jun '16 12:35:29 AM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
(Welp. I had stuff irl and can't update this turn. Extra turn for everyone, I guess. Sorry for this.)
I have three days of Finals, then I'm done with school. Hah! So, thanks for the extra turn. I'm probably going to need it.
Kathryn looks at Blastoise. She is neutral, she has been trying to murder the Godmodder for a while, and the Update Terminal (or whatever you call it in the Pantheon's place) didn't actually say what faction it was on. Kathryn takes out a pokeball, before throwing it at the floor. A Mow Rotom pops out.
This Rotom has been hacked to have the strongest Electric and Grass type moves: Frenzy Plant, and Bolt Strike. Rotom benefits from a STAB bonus. This multiplies the power of both attacks by 50%, so that's 195 power for Bolt Strike, and 225 for Frenzy Plant.
These attacks deal double damage to Blastoise, and 225 is already massive damage. Mow Rotom promptly uses Bolt Strike on Blastoise, before following up with Frenzy Plant via hacks. Blastoise is heavily electricuted, before having a massive tree slammed into it. That tends to be not good for people's health.
Originality 35/50 (+8: +1 from Infinity, +2 from Speed, +2 from Emblem, +3 from Walrus) ==================================================
Life and Death 5/75 ==========================================================================================
+1 to Infinity, Walrus and Speed.
Consumer, you fool! Stop this madness!
The machine is almost ready...
(What machine?!)
You'll see... Anyway, time to bring some more tunes to this fight.
I make a large block of ice and smash Serperior's head into the block repeatedly, while D4C stylishly roundhouse kicks a PG.
Anti-God Machine: 116/120 (+1 from Talist, +2 from emblem) HINT: Top-tier Infinity-brand engineering. Equipped with armor, a mana laser, and other assorted features.
Charge reservoir: 3/whatever
+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed
I continue to let loose with the kryptonite laser, 'cause I waited so long for it and it is so awesome.
Songs? Songs? SONGS?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know there's nothing with the song powerups, but I just loved throwing a song into my turns, so I'll do that now.
- The Poor Shmuck running Troper_Walrus right now: 43/??
- Kryptonite Laser: 15/15 SUMMONED
And +3 for Consumer
As all my RP for the moment is complete, this is just my second action.
Action Summary:
Hunter continues to blast Superman.
Speed and Fira use Regal Flare on Superman.
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Anti Ninja
Leishi casts Blossom Shield, using up 20 Chi and giving 2 Blossom Shields each to Kathryn, Venusaur, and Shadow. Talist gives Serperior a bunch of defenses which reduces Serperior's defenses because Contrary.
Speed, Fira, and Hunter tries to attack Superman, but fails because he's immune this turn. They all gain crits next turn. (Actually, I'm cutting down the cooldowns on everything except the rockets by half.)
Shadow taunts Grom Hellscream into punching himself through a portal. Unfortunately, the portal is slightly misplaced and it only deals 5000 damage to Grom. Sacred Spirit cures Venusaur's paralysis. Neodyme tries to heal the A.R.K. but it was too late. He then activates the Scrap Searcher, which gained an extra level. It now has 5000 attack and 19000 HP, and it lasts for 7 turns. The remaining four Aspects heals Shadow, Alpha, Neodyme, and Sacred Spirit.
Walrus tries to fire his kryptonite laser, but fails because Superman is nowhere in sight. Charge refunded.
Hank activates Dakka as Deimos and Sanford assist. They attack each god for 6000 damage, boosted by the song.
Fox enters again. Well, as you can see, massive chaos. Just the way I like it.
Jindra uses his Avalon Code an attacks Caesar for 7000.
Infinity drinks his beer and heals himself while the D 4 C uses High Voltage on Serperior, which is amplified by the song and Talist's action. 20000 damage!
Alpha attacks Uther for 3000 damage, then Aarik follows up for 25200 damage.
Kathryn calls out a hacked Rotom-Mow an- VAC-banned. The system glitches immediately afterwards and deals 5000 damage to Blastoise.
(Spirit: Well, technically he's Neutral, so there's nothing wrong with that.)
Infinity drops a massive ice block at Serperior for 5000 damage. The music then compels him to punch the ice block repeatedly and scream MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!! for another 5000 damage. The D 4 C roundhouse kicks Serperior for a knockout.
Lexicus, Speed, Fira, and Hunter continues to stare at Superman in the sky. (Read the update, please. Superman was immune this turn.)
—
End of turn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6FK265_GA&index=18
Double and Valentine enters the field. The music allows every PG god to mimic a move from anything.
Double does her basic BnB combo on Mega Charizard X, followed by a switch to Valentine to her Bn B, dealing a total of 16800 damage. They both gain 1 Drama Tension.
Superman descends down and does a Fly attack on the D 4 C, dealing 30000 damage. He gains 50 Solar Power afterwards. Arceus summons a lightning storm at the Vikings, dealing 10000 damage to each of them. 3 of Erik's Blossom Shields are broken, and 1 is damaged.
Uther summons Blue-Eyes White Dragon to attack the 765 Pro idols. 3 damage to them. Grommash leaps in front of Hank, and then does a Sonic roll to his face. 4 damage! Caesar summons tentacles at the AG gods, reducing their damage.
Carmen steals Superman's Heat Vision. Venusaur uses Earthquake and deals 6000 damage to each PG god. The Lost Vikings all attack Arceus for a total of 15000 damage. Blastoise uses Hydro Pump at Superman and deals 15000 damage. Mega Charizard X attacks Caesar with a Focus Blast but misses.
What? You're expecting more help? Well, I'll let you try to call someone.
But nobody came.
A pink targeting reticle appears on everyone's screen, pointing towards the Godmodder. Words are slowly being typed out under the reticle. Stop him from bringing in more.
The Godmodder then hits the Server-Announcer. You think I don't know what you're doing? The Godmodder hits the Server-Announcer.
Usual stuff happens.
—
Battlefield
Total chaos incoming!
Stage of Gods Emblem: 10/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn.
Godmodder: 24/100. Aghanim's Scepter. Server-Announcer: 4/5. BOSS
Double: 39000/45000. Drama Tension: 1. [PG]
Valentine: 39000/45000. Drama Tension: 1. [PG]
Arceus: 142000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Hyper Voice. [PG]
Superman: 132000/800000. Solar Power: 250. Arctic Breath. Punch. [PG]
Uther the Lightbringer: 24800/70000. [PG]
Grommash: 24000/75000. Enrage. [PG]
Caesar: 31000/50000. Ape Commander. [PG]
Carmen Sandiego: 4/5. Recover. Heat Vision. [AG]
Venusaur: 50000/80000. Chlorophyll. Blossom Shields: 3000/3000. x2. Sludge Bomb. Earthquake. Power Whip. Sunny Day. [AG]
The Lost Vikings: Erik: 10000/10000. Swift. Blossom Shield (x2): 1000/3000. Olaf: 13000/30000. Stout. Baleog: 10000/20000. Fierce. [AG]
Blastoise: 65000/70000. Rain Dish. Hydro Pump. Ice Beam. Dragon Pulse. Iron Defense.
765 Pro: 10/13. The House of Music. [AG]
Mega Charizard X: 43200/60000. Tough Claws. Flamethrower. Solar Beam. Dragon Claws. Focus Blast.
Alpha: Deeply Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Aarik: 69000/80000. 1 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Searcher Emblem 2/3. Beer (Artifact): 5/10. Whitesnake Disc (Artifact): 5/5. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 108000/150000. High Voltage: 1/4. Contract: 6/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Moderately Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
VIXIV Hunter: 120000/120000. Passenger SeatDriving Form (Active): Missile Launcher (0 Ready): 1/3. Bomb Throw: 1/7. Aerial Form (Inactive): Tunnel Vision: 1/5. Advanced Shielding: 1/7. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Moderately Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Leishi: 110000/110000. Chi: 10/100. Tremor. Blossom Shields. Shrapnel. Nectar. Resonant Cycle. Seven Dragon Roar.
Shadow: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Anti-Construct Gear: 14/20. 6 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Dinosaur Cupcakes: 3/3. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred) [AG]
Galvix: Moderately Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Scrap Golem: 19000/19000. Duration: 6/7.
Guardian of the Plains: 71500/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Deeply Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Deeply Wounded. Avalon Code: 4/10. [AG]
Water Elemental: 50000/50000. Fluidity: 1. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 150000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Wounded. Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Wounded. Weapon: 2/4. [AG]
Hank Wimbleton: 16/20. Dakka: 1/2. Madness: 3/5. [AG]
John Egbert: Dead (1/2). Respawns: 4/5. Do the Windy Thing: 0/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Magnus: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Deeply Wounded. Blossom Shield: 3000/3000. x2. Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. Lesser Fire Sigil (Artifact): 4/5. Activate: 3/3. [N]
Lexicus: Deeply Wounded. [AG]
Boiling Anger: 25000/25000. BOOM: 3/3. Boom Buff (1 Stacks). [AG]
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You know what's funny? Literally nobody is going for the pacifist win anymore.
edited 7th Jun '16 7:24:31 AM by Tabbune
I fly a Boeing 747 into Arceus.
Well, I did say that I would show no mercy anymore after that one time when we did go for the pacifist win.
It's ready.
(Oh, dear...)
I smirk psychotically.
Everything's going according to plan. Time for the debut of my ultimate weapon!
I then open a huge dimensional rift behind me, and out comes an absolutely massive, four-legged, mechanical monstrosity.
(This is what he meant by machine?!)
I call it the "Anti-God Machine." Creative name, I know, but what the hell, it works.
I then look at the machine.
Ah, it's beautiful... All it needs is something to control it, and we'll be good to go. Fortunately, I have something in mind when it comes to controlling it...
A yellow glow envelops my body, and then leaves my body and enters the machine. My body falls down afterwards.
And that something... Is me.
The yellow highlights on my body change to green.
In the meantime, me leaving that small shell should give someone else a chance to take control... Heheheh.
Guess it's my turn now.
I then get up.
Time to end this senseless fight.
ACTIONS:
The Anti-God Machine enters the fight!
HP: 150,000
Attack Strength: 12,000
Specials: Has four:
Firewall: Projects a Firewall around the Machine and two other targets. Each Firewall has 15,000 HP, and if something breaks a Firewall, the thing that broke the Firewall is burned for 5,000 true damage. 5 turn cooldown.
Mass Drain: Deals 48,000 damage, spread out between 3 to 4 targets, and drains 3,000 HP from each target it hits. 7 turn cooldown.
Mana Laser: Deals damage to a single target equal to 10% of their maximum HP. 7 turn cooldown.
Phase Distortion: Renders the Machine invulnerable for two turns. 10 turn cooldown.
And, a poor attempt at balancing: The Anti-God Machine cannot be healed. At all.
The Anti-God Machine stabs Caesar with one of its bladed legs, D4C stylishly punches a PG in the stomach, and I insert a Whitesnake Disc into Caesar to the tune of this song.
Anti-God Machine: 120/120 (+1 from Consumer, +2 from emblem) HINT: It's here.
Charge reservoir: 4/whatever
+1 to Talist, +1 to Consumer, +1 to Speed
edited 7th Jun '16 2:20:49 PM by InfinityRyujin
Hey, you didn't point out we could. Now I feel kinda' bad. I kinda' want to do something for the ko'ed Gods, now. It'd probably have to be RP, then, though.
I'll answer murdering Blastoise later. For now, Kathryn attempts to heal the Server Announcer. Murdering the Update Terminal user or whatever you have here is rude, and Alpha (the Godmodder, not to be confused with Alphazoid) should feel sorry.
Thinking of waiting for Talist. I have more Finals tomorrow, anyway. But tomorrow's the last day!
First in and first knocked out
Oh come on! You took my character and dropped his attack power to basically nothing, and he still takes damage absurdly quickly?! What the heck tabbune. That's not cool.
@sacred: my chars would be going for a pacifist, except the Gods will all be fine. They regenerate, we can't actually kill them on accident. We'd have to put in a lot of effort to get them to stay dead.
to jindra
John finishes respawning. Time for a beat-down.
The members of the IUPC circle up. Hank cracks his knuckles, his 'special' arm form a fist specifically for the action. Let's go.
And then the Godmodder gets sniped from behind by Deimos, the high-powered round launching him forwards, straight into Hakn's tentacle-arm which impales him straight through. Hank launches him into a wall, opening him up for further attacks from other players and members. Rune creatures begin to crop up around Alpha as he stands up from the attack. Here, have a distraction. And suddenly several hundred runic, glowing tubas fly straight towards him from all directions, the various creatures shifting to look more like tubas. Hank looks back at Eric. What, we know he's still got that fear, so I prepped the spell just in case.
Alpha of course bursts through them, launching straight towards Hank and Eric. Eric dodges to the side, Hank decks him in the face, using the increased momentum and sudden location shift aided by a short range teleportation to knock Alpha over, who goes spinning through the air towards Eric. Eric brings out a runeblade, swings... and Deimos's shot ruins the entire thing. The bullet ricochets off of Alpha, then off the runeblade and begins flying in every direction. Alpha slams into Eric, and then gets launched into the wall as a barrage of rockets from Hank sends him flying. Surprise mothergorilla.
The fighting continues between the group. Wondering why Sanford hasn't been involved in the fighting? Well, grappling hooks are good for grabbing objects out of people's hands. Especially when they're preoccupied with being slammed into the wall be improbability-empowered super mutants.
So long as ANYBODY helps me with this rescue, the server announcer is no longer in the Godmodder's possession, and as long as Alpha's distracted, he won't be returning to his possession either.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
My internet was splodey. I'm here, though.