What? They were wiped? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Girls start glowing. Not fun glowing. Not pregnancy glowing. More nuke-is-about-to-blow-up type of glowing.
Holy Crap, what the heck is going on?!
The Girls are caught in an unusual state - a sort of ontological dissonance: they were real to some, and dead to others in the midst of an Internet Forum Game. Therefore, they do the only thing that makes sense: they promptly blow up. I don't do anything this turn - I'm too busy exploding.
WAAAAAAGH!
- The Poor Shmuck running Troper_Walrus right now: 36/??
- Kryptonite Laser: 7/15
edited 23rd May '16 5:09:42 PM by Troper_Walrus
Wanderer
??? 53/? piono x2, emblem x2
Plan D 59/60 held
I'll drop a small meteor on Zeus, followed by my minions/allies pummeling him.
2x +1 to piono
edited 19th May '16 8:02:02 PM by JindraAG
Ugh... I just got into animating as a hobby, too. D: I don't know if I can keep up with all of this T_T I'll do my best, though!
Aarik's stats:
Sigma's Revenge: 116/120 (+1) The literal game-changer.
![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sp33d
Gamma swears as he is knocked out of the fight.
Ugh. Yeah, I'm fine, everyone, thanks for asking.
F*ck off, no one cares!
Wait, how did you-
Get past your censor bar? What can I say, I'm a crafty son of a b*tch.
Ugh, I'm too old to deal with this.
Please. You're not even 20 yet!
Alright, smart-aleck. I'm too tired to deal with this right now. How's that sound?
Better.
Anyways, realizing that his sniper isn't healing him like it's supposed to, he-
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
Um... Alright. I was just trying to-
Actually, could you give me a hand in activating these? These guns aren't close to being effective as they are without 'em.
No.
What!?
You wanted to fight the guy that literally wrote you into existence, so now you're paying the price. How do you feel now, big guy?
... I can take you.
Oh, really?
Really. What's the worst you can possibly do to me, hmm?
Ooh, this is going to be fun. Hold on, everyone, I've got to do something really quick. Aarik, I think you've had enough time on this field.
Wait, what?
I smite Aarik twice, then once more for good measure, dealing a total of 9,000 damage to him. The gods are confused by this entire exchange, as they are not aware of the fourth wall. When Aarik get smited (smote? smitten? What is the correct word for that?), their confusion comes to a peak, and hurt themselves in their confusion! Since Aarik is wielding the Chere-Amie, I'll have it count as his regular attack.
Ow. That's... nice of you.
Shut up, I'm not finished with you.
I smite him once more, because I want to.
Action Summary:
Aarik gets smited (seriously, what is the correct past tense word for smite?), dealing 22,000 confusion damage to Zeus, Arceus, and Superman (combined, it's spread out between the three). Alpha and Beta
edited 20th May '16 9:36:59 AM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
Hmm. I've got a hell of a lot of RP and given points to fix up. Here we go.
Hunter accidentally catches a glimpse of Kathryn's atrocious spelling and grammar.
Is... Did you... What is...
Hunter promptly throws up. Like... a lot. All over Supes. It's hilarious.
Meanwhile, Speed calls on Auth to retcon his last turn where things were said. Happy to oblige. It never happened. Great.
Speed rips some more Street Fighter moves.
Speed rushes at Zeus, and sweeps his arms in a semi-circle down and kneels, firing an enormous ball of red energy at him.
Shatsuneku Hadoken!
Fira runs up behind Zeus and pulls her arm back, and punches him real hard. Then starts sparking her other arm, and punches Zeus again, launching him in the air. Fira then jumps after him, and with flaming fist and glowing eye, hits him really, really hard.
Shin! Shor! Yuken!
They both pull back. Speed charges forward and spins horizontally with destructive force. Fira does the same, but upside down.
Shin Tatsumaki Senpukaku! Spinning Bird Kick!
They twirl around Zeus for a bit, and then hit the ground. Zeus goes flying straight up in the air. They then sort of pull a scene from Tekken
Speed kneels, and covers his face with his arm, but his eyes remain fixed on Fira. Fira takes a pose, facing away from Speed, but then turns to look at him.
Shall we dance?
Yes we shall!
They then charge at each other, and take a swing... and Zeus is caught in the Crossfire. Shockwave, damage, yep. Fun times.
... ...
Do you think you got him?
Yep.
Great. My turn.
Hunter checks all his... Tec... is working. (Yes. It's intentional. You'll see in a second.)
- click*... *click*... *click*...
- psshhh...*
- ching!*
Hunter runs at Zeus, and uses his Vault-Tec to leap high in the air. Hunter's vision turns into shades of blue. To him, a blue laser is shining through his scope. He floats in the air, due to his time distortion from Marksman's Sight.
The laser points to Zeus' head, then ricochets off the wall, charges through the Bolt of Divine Retribution used on Aarik and becomes Charged, smashes into Zeus again, past Kathryn-
Nope. Not having another one of those.
He tilts the gun to the left a little. it passes Delta this time. The laser reflects off Speed's shield, and embeds into Zeus' skull. Naturally, it's a lot more complicated than that, looking more like a tangled web of bright blue, but that's the basics. If one was listening, you might be able to hear Hunter almost sing this;
I will keep FIGHTING, you should be DYING, that is your DESTINATION...
A blue bullet, engraved with two arrows, a smaller one withing a larger one. The bullet follows the tangles web that was Hunter's Trajectory in... three seconds.
This is where it stops. This is where it ends. Richard, I AM THE HUNTER, AND I CALL FOR YOUR HEAD!
And with that, their actions are over. RP Time, folks!
Speed summons the courage to pull of something. He uses the powers of Darkness to turn invisible, then uses the powers of Chaos to use Chaos Control as a short-range teleport to Cynder. A note drops in front of her, written by Speed. It contains the transcript of everything she told Speed, and a summary of everything she'd have forgotten as Ascendant.
I hope this helps in any way.
Speed comes back and becomes visible again.
Do I want to know?
Not particularly.
Hunter, meanwhile, is surprised to hear Aarik is younger than he is.
What, you're only 20? I thought you were, like, 26. I'm only 24...
He then winces at Aarik's retribution, and has an idea. Read: Hunter's use of Marksman's Sight.
Action Summary:
Speed and Fira steal more Street Fighter moves, and focus on Zeus.
Hunter follows up with Marksman's Sight.
Special Attacks:
Trigger Happy Havoc: (+1 from Solar, Piono, Consumer, Alpha, Alpha, Solar, Consumer, Consumer, Consumer, (We have a winner!) Alpha, Alpha, Alpha and about 10 from the Emblem.) 93/120
Something Overkill —> Judgement of the Divines: 26/120
The Grand Finale: 12/???
- 1 to Solar, Consumer, Alpha
Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...
Until suddenly, everything just ends.
That's his fault, isn't it?
I don't think he understands how this feels.
That one day... without any warning... it's all gonna be gone.
I gave up trying to stop him a long time ago.
But just letting him get away with it doesn't have any appeal either.
Because... even if I stop him... he can still destroy everything anyway. And it will all be for naught.
To be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy? Hell if I know.
All I know is, knowing what comes next? I can't afford not to care anymore.
@Sp33d: No, I'm 19. Aarik's an unspecified age. Just a note, he doesn't break the fourth wall, he completely ignores it. Also, I love Milkychan, too!
edited 20th May '16 10:15:56 AM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +1 total, +2 from action. Sacred Spirit, Infinity Infinity.
118/120
83/120
Anyway, there's very little for me to actually reply to in terms of RP.
Cyndi watches the note slowly drift down to the ground, trivially wondering what it was. Once it was on her ground level, she slowly leaned over it and started to read it.
...
And once she realized what it was, she immediately leaned back to stop reading it and slowly raised her claw over it. Then, she calmly started shredding the note. Once it was scraps, she took a breath and burnt it to ashes. Then she looks for who gave that to her, but doesn't find him.
Anyway, for my action... let's Pokemon it up in 'ere...
I grab a ground plate as well as one for grass, flying, and dragon. Then I shove them into a blender to combine them into a one plate and force Arceus to hold it. Thanks to multitype, Arceus becomes all those types at once. And gee, what are they all weak to? Ice. So, I magic up a custom ice type Pokemon that knows Explosion and Swords Dance. It also has the ability Refrigerate and it's holding a metronome. Let's call this Pokemon Barry. I also summon up two Cherrims and a Whooper to help out. ACTIVATE GAME PLAN!
Cherrim A tickles Arceus until its defense can't go any lower while Barry spams Swords Dance to maximize its own attack. Then the Whooper defects to the enemy team and Barry uses Explosion 4 times. Every time, it fails because the Whooper has Damp. Then Cherrim B Solar Beams the Whooper in the face and K Os it. Next turn, Cherrim A uses Sunny Day and Cherrim B uses Helping Hand. The Sunny Day activates both Cherrims' Flower Gift abilities, which both buff up Barry. Then...
Barry used Explosion! It's super super super super effective!
250 (base power of Explosion) * 1.3 (Refrigerate) * 2 (metronome bonus for using Explosion 5 times in a row) * 1.5 (STAB for Barry also being an Ice type) * 1.5 (crit because of course Barry would get a crit) * 1.5 (Helping Hand) * 2.25 (2 Flower Gifts) * 4 (own attack boosted) * 4 (enemy defense lowered) * 16 (quad weakness on Arceus) = an attack with an effective power of 1,263,600. Ow. Of course, I've probably gotten some stuff wrong. I'm not a Poke-ologist.
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
![[nja]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Anti Ninja
Lexicus sets up an electric rod to mitigate some of Zeus's damage.
Piono's crew then attacks him, and then open up a portal, from which they summon more attackers to attack Zeus. It's 20 minutes of pure chaos and epicness ends up destroying Zeus. Piono's crew gains the Thundergod's Wrath Emblem, which can be activated to deal heavy damage to every boss.
Infinity amps up Piono's damage to indescribable levels while the D 4 C kicks Superman in the face for 7000 damage.
Kathryn uses the power of bad grammar upon Zeus. Arceus is disappointed in the world he created and takes 5000 damage.
Walrus creates an explosion from the force of the Girls both existing and not existing, dealing 2000 damage to both gods. (I kinda remembered wiping them once.)
Jindra drops a small meteor on Superman for 3000 damage. Then, his summons gang up on him for 15000 damage.
Alpha attacks Aarik for some reason, dealing 9000 damage to Aarik and 15000 to each remaining god for some reason. Gamma and Beta does a combo attack on Arceus and does 5000 damage to it. (I read that it's "Smote" from google.)
Speed and Fira combos of from Gamma and Beta's attack and does 4000 damage to Arceus. Hunter follows them up with a Marksman's Sight-boosted attack, dealing 50000 damage to Arceus.
Talist whips out a comically complex combo on Arceus, but is laughed at as Arceus switches to a Ghost Plate. The whole thing deals 6000 damage to Arceus for some inexplicable reason.
—
End of turn:
Arceus uses Judgment on the Water Elemental, dealing 24000 damage to the Elemental.
Superman uses 300 Solar Power to use his Heat Vision, dealing 10000 damage to every Entity, damage reduction are applied to everyone that have it. He then regains 50 Solar Power.
Usual stuff happens, I guess.
—
Battlefield
Reinforcements in 5 Turns.
Stage of Gods Emblem: 10/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn. Entities does less damage against gods.
Arceus: 433000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Recover. Hyper Voice. BOSS
Superman: 699000/800000. Solar Power: 100. Heat Vision. Arctic Breath. Punch. BOSS
Alpha: Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (0 stacks). Control: Surge: 5/5. (Alpha) [AG]
Aarik: 49000/80000. 2 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Barrier: 20000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 16/28. Beer: 6/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 28/100. Whitesnake Disc: 5/5. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 133000/150000. High Voltage: 2/4. Contract: 9/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Healer Emblem. Love's Embrace Emblem. [AG]
Hunter: 33000/80000. State: Silencer (Active). Ammo: 4/5. Marksman Sight: 1/8. Justice and Retribution. Barrier: 12000/40000. Ammo: 20/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 6/6. Lock 'N Load: 5/8. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 16/20. 4 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Galvix: Moderately Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 64000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Wounded. Avalon Code: 8/10. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 25000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 15000/25000. Guard: 4/4. Protective Barrier: 4/4. Left Arm: 15000/25000. Guard: 4/4. Hollow Domain: 3/3. (Jindra) [AG]
Water Elemental: 24000/50000. Fluidity: 8. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Glitched H 2 O: 8500/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]
Pylon Imp: 15000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 143000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Mortally Wounded. Weapon: 3/4. [AG]
John Egbert: Mortally Wounded. Do the Windy Thing: 6/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Wounded. [AG]
Magnus [AG]
Kathryn: Wounded. Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness (2 Durability). Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. [N]
Naanite [AG]
CJB [AG]
Jon [AG]
—
Godmodder: 24/100. Aghanim's Scepter. BOSS
—
edited 23rd May '16 6:25:15 AM by Tabbune
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Kathryn has no ideas, so heals John using Mary Sue Magic. It's obviously the best thing in this cruel, sad, bad world.
[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]
Lesser Fire Sigil 24/25 =========================
Originality 13/50 (+2 from Emblem) ==================================================
+1 to Alpha, Infinity and Sp33d0n
One down, two to go. Looks like Tera-Graviton has passed its halfway point as well.
I suddenly remember how much damage my Metal Blades were supposed to do, and I use 14 charges of my Consumable Stacker emblem to replicate the effect of throwing four of them. D4C decides to go Pokémon-style and opt for using Thunder Punch on somebody.
Each Metal Blade is supposed to do 2500 damage, I think.
Tera-Graviton: 67/120 (+2 from Talist, +1 from Consumer and Piono, +2 from emblem) HINT: Final Fantasy X. High damage, single target, with a little splash damage on the side. And probably some damage to the very battlefield itself, but collateral damage isn't something I'm all that concerned with
New charge reservoir: 1/whatever Because I'd like to have something in my second slot, even if it's just for coming up with something on the spot
+1 to Talist, Consumer, and Piono.
I heal a wounded fellow this round, as my slow-as-crap delivery for the Kryptonite Laser approaches.
- The Poor Shmuck running Troper_Walrus right now: 36/??
- Kryptonite Laser: 9/15
- 3 for Infinity
edited 25th May '16 5:21:35 PM by Troper_Walrus
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +1 total, +2 from action. Sacred Spirit, Sacred Spirit Infinity.
119/120
87/120
Where is everyone?
I remember about my weapons and use one. It's a book. And I use it to explain at great length Arceus's mistake. Even if Arceus swapped to Ghost type, Barry's Explosion would have still hit for an effective attack power of 78,975. While Explosion is normally a (eheheheh) Normal type move, the ability Refrigerate turns it into an Ice type move. And Ice hits Ghost types for normal damage, not x0. So... maybe this will make my attack retroactively deal more damage or something.
Hunter realises his concern about the reinforcements.
Hey! Announcer guy! I have a question for you.
Upon receiving any kind of acknowledgement, Hunter asks his question.
Who are the reinforcements? Do you know who's coming?
Speed then chimes in.
It's so he knows whether to flee or not.
Would you shut up!?
NEVAR!
Grr...
Hunter fires at the both of them, misses intentionally and hits Arceus in the back of the head.
Remember that I am the Ultimate Marks-
I am your boss and also your threats don't work.
Meanwhile, Fira whips out her Absolutley enormous Halberd and prepares to swing it, remember, this thing is two and a half metres long.
Arceus will be feeling quite sore. The axe embeds itself into Arceus's skull, and Speed teleports on top, walks the tightrope on it. When he reah e the axe, he swings under and stabs Arceus upside the head. Arceus then tuns to stone. Speed walks away, and little Arceusite fragments fly everywhere.
That seemed a little overkill.
I liked it!
Haven't we already made this joke?
You know, I think we did.
Speed is relieved at... Well, not being around Cynder to find out her reaction to finding out who wrote the-
I can find out. I can send a Phantom or a Shadow.
Speed creates both a Shadow and Phantom, died C Ds which one looks less like him (Shadow) and sends it off.
Of course, he remodelled it so it's not blatantly obvious it's Speed.
It announces that it was the one who wrote the note, while Speed is in eyeshot of the thing and watching with baited breath.
This is gonna be good...
Action Summary:
Speed and Fira use Halberd Walk on Arceus.
Hunter ricochets a bullet into the back of Arceus' head.
I've decided to do special attacks once a week. There.
Anti Ninja
Kathryn heals John Egbert with Mary Sue Magic.
Infinity uses his Emblem's power to replicate his Metal Blades, ysing 14 Charges to deal 10000 damage to Arceus.
Walrus heals the Guardian of the Plains for 2500.
Talist points out some mistakes in Arceus's response. The Server-Announcer promptly blows up and deals 5000 damage to Arceus. (Yeah, where is everyone?)
Speed and Fira does a Halber Walk, followed by Hunter sniping Arceus. 20000 damage.
—
End of turn:
Superman flies up high to regain 150 Solar Power and restore 10000 HP.
Arceus uses Judgment on the Heavenbringer, putting it to it's Barred Essence form.
Usual stuff happens.
—
Battlefield
Reinforcements in 3 Turns.
Stage of Gods Emblem: 10/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn. Entities does less damage against gods.
Arceus: 398000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Recover. Hyper Voice. BOSS
Superman: 709000/800000. Solar Power: 2500. Heat Vision. Arctic Breath. Punch. BOSS
Alpha: Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (0 stacks). Control: Surge: 5/5. (Alpha) [AG]
Aarik: 49000/80000. 2 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Barrier: 20000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 16/28. Beer: 6/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 14/100. Whitesnake Disc: 5/5. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 133000/150000. High Voltage: 3/4. Contract: 10/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Healer Emblem. [AG]
Hunter: 33000/80000. State: Silencer (Active). Ammo: 3/5. Marksman Sight: 2/8. Justice and Retribution. Barrier: 12000/40000. Ammo: 20/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 6/6. Lock 'N Load: 6/8. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 16/20. 4 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Galvix: Moderately Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 66500/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Wounded. Avalon Code: 8/10. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 50000/50000. Barred Essence Respawn: 1/5. (Jindra) [AG]
Water Elemental: 28000/50000. Fluidity: 7. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Glitched H 2 O: 8500/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]
Pylon Imp: 15000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 143000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Mortally Wounded. Weapon: 3/4. [AG]
John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Do the Windy Thing: 6/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Wounded. [AG]
Magnus [AG]
Kathryn: Wounded. Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness (2 Durability). Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. [N]
Naanite [AG]
CJB [AG]
Jon [AG]
—
Godmodder: 24/100. Aghanim's Scepter. BOSS
—
edited 24th May '16 4:26:46 AM by Tabbune
Oh for god's sake...
HEY ANNOUNCER! PAY ATTENTION!
I'm not gonna be happy if I need to break out the surprise straight-jacket!
I might be fine, I think...
Yeah! There's only a, what, 9 out of several hundred chance you'll have a total meltdown!
A grey anthropomorphic Eagle (Bloody American...) floats in and does an aileron roll on the way down.
Gayle, I'm not sure that was the best thing to say.
I would have no idea-
a-a-a-all the colours... and th-th-th-the happiness... and the...
I'm glaring at you so hard right now, Gayle. Did you not stop and consider that would happen?
There, there, Hunter, it'll be okay.
*Hyperventilating...*
Uh... Oops?
Oops? That's all you have to say?
Sorry...
Ugh... do you know how long it's gonna take to get Hunter back to a good mental state?
Yeah.
The crowns... White and Gold... Blue and Black...
Speed! Do something! He's about to go full meltdown!!!
Yeah. Right. Better take the helmet off.
Speed does so, and uses his Earth powers to calm Hunter down.
I'm fine... I'll need a minute.
Hunter's rifle accidentally goes off, nailing Arceus in the head.
I... meant to do that.
Speed and Fira remember that they're supposed to be doing.
I've got this. I know how this works.
Need a distraction?
If it'll keep him from changing plates to Dark, Fighting or Steel plates, yes.
Fira shoots some harmless blasts of fire at Arceus, and then makes even more flames to keep it focused on her. Meanwhile, Speed looms over Arceus in an extremely ominous way.
Dark... Darker, Yet Darker. The darkness keeps growing...
Speed hand is charged with Darkness.
The shadows cutting deeper!
Speed used Night Slash on the Ghost Type Arceus!
It's super effective!
Probably also a critical hit, considering Night Slash's effect (Increased chance of Crit.)
Action Summary:
Fira distracts Arceus, while Speed uses Night Slash on Arceus.
Hunter has a mental breakdown and shoots Arecus up the head.
I was at New York. I came back on Sunday night, but Weekdays are tough posting time for me.
Welcome back!
D4C's High Voltage and Contract should be at 3/4 and 10/10, respectively.
I use my remaining 14 charges on my Consumable Stacker emblem to replicate four more Metal Blades, and I throw them at Superman. D4C uses Contract.
Tera-Graviton: 75/120 (+1 from Talist, +1 from Consumer, +3 from Walrus, +2 from emblem) HINT: Final Fantasy X. High damage, single target, with a little splash damage on the side. And probably some damage to the very battlefield itself, but collateral damage isn't something I'm all that concerned with
New charge reservoir: 2/whatever Because I'd like to have something in my second slot, even if it's just for coming up with something on the spot
+1 to Talist, Consumer, and Walrus
edited 24th May '16 7:19:08 AM by InfinityRyujin
First in and first knocked out
Expend weapon charge on Arceus, John uses his charged attack on the baddies.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Ultimate Nerd
Sorry, was busy with homework "Activating Mechpack." My mechpack unfolds into four mechanical arms, sending a wave of energy across the battlefield. (Explosive Activation - 5/5 USED) I then procceed to punch arceus in his llama face with one of the arms (Action). By doing that however, i hit my toe on a rock. Guuuh ! (Pissed off - 5/10 [emblem + 2])
Kathryn still has little ideas, and goes to do some more healing, this time imparting Mary Sue energy to heal Hunter's barrier. She'll do something better next turn.
Assists to Speed, Alpha, and Infinity per usual.
Wanderer
??? 56/? emblem x2
Plan D 59/60 held
I'm going to pull a flaming word out of the Avalon code and lunge slash at Arceus.
2x +1 to piono
Anti Ninja
Speed uses Night Slash on Arceus. 4500 crit damage! Hunter shoots Arceus on the head for 25000 damage. Oh yes. Reinforcements. Just some gods from the Pantheon.
Infinity uses up the last of his Emblem's charges to replicate the Metal Blades. 15000 crit damage! The D 4 C is contracted now.
Piono uses his Weapon and attacks Arceus for 4500. John Egbert activates his special attack, dealing 30000 to Arceus and 45000 to Superman.
Lexicus sends out a wave of energy at the gods, and then punches Arceus. 13000 damage! Lexicus steps on a rock from Arceus's divine wrath from being called a llama. Lexicus takes a wound.
Kathryn heals John Egbert with Mary Sue magic again.
Jindra lunges at Arceus and deals 8000 damage with his flaming word.
—
End of turn:
Arceus uses Hyper Voice and deals 10000 damage to each player, effectively wounding everyone without protection. The attack also deals 1 damage to the Emblem.
Superman punches the Barred Essence, dealing 30000 damage to it. He loses 100 Solar Power but regains 50.
Usual stuff happens.
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Battlefield
Reinforcements in 3 Turns.
Stage of Gods Emblem: 9/10. Increased damage against gods based on attack text. Free +2 every turn. Entities does less damage against gods.
Arceus: 298000/600000. Judgment. Earth Power. Recover. Hyper Voice. BOSS
Superman: 654000/800000. Solar Power: 200. Heat Vision. Arctic Breath. Punch. BOSS
Alpha: Moderaty Wounded. Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (0 stacks). Control: Surge: 5/5. (Alpha) [AG]
Aarik: 49000/80000. 2 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Barrier: 10000. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 16/28. Beer: 6/10. Whitesnake Disc: 5/5. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 133000/150000. Contracted: 4/4. High Voltage: 4/4. Contract: 1/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
Hunter: 33000/80000. State: Silencer (Active). Ammo: 2/5. Marksman Sight: 3/8. Justice and Retribution. Barrier: 12000/40000. Ammo: 20/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 6/6. Lock 'N Load: 6/8. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Mortally Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Shadow: Deeply Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 16/20. 4 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Divine Godmodding Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Fury (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Light (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Galvix: Moderately Wounded. (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred): Wounded. [AG]
Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 66500/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. (Sacred) [AG]
Jondanger: Moderately Wounded. Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Moderately Wounded. Avalon Code: 7/10. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 20000/50000. Barred Essence Respawn: 2/5. (Jindra) [AG]
Water Elemental: 32000/50000. Fluidity: 6. (Jindra) [AG
H2O: Wounded. Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Glitched H 2 O: 8500/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]
Pylon Imp: 15000/25000. Big Lazor: 4/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
The Greens: 143000/150000. Forestation: 0. Infect Dead. Funeral Screech. Peak Laser: 5/5. Phytokinesis: 5/5. Quake: 3/3. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Wounded. Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Dead (0/2). Weapon: 2/4. [AG]
John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Do the Windy Thing: 1/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
Magnus: Wounded. [AG]
Kathryn: Moderately Wounded. Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness (2 Durability). Disapparation Emblem: 1/2. [N]
Lexicus: Moderately Wounded. [AG]
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Godmodder: 24/100. Aghanim's Scepter. BOSS
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edited 25th May '16 7:49:16 AM by Tabbune
?: 23/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: Really, I'm in a creative stall, here. What would be useful? An entity? An Artifact? The Black Blade?
??: 10/? (Talist, Gods.) Hint: -
Entity Pool: 40
As the mysterious message plays and then ends, the Aspects of Unity, being quite aware of other worlds, and strong-willed, capture the bare gist of the information from the wipe. Shadow blinks.
"...what was that about? Some...project? M...Mm...Ma-something, I'm sure..."
He shrugs, and tilts his head, blinking as the Announcer displays the cupcake.
"...but there isn't a Player controlling us...we're physically here, and it's not any of our Birthdays...well, that we know of. It's been a while."
Adding to the confusion, a subway train pulls out of nowhere, stops, and a Minifigure
◊ steps out. He walks over, and touches the cupcake, taking a cloned copy, and then tips his baseball cap before re-boarding the subway, which shoots off into the distance. The Aspects watch the entire scene with a blank stare.
Phew...dodged a bullet, there. I told that guy I would get him out of New York if he helped me out. And, please...I just write what happens. I go by Scribe, by the way. That's as much of a job description as it is a nickname for me.
Spirit blinks.
'Well...light isn't something people can usually feel, but I can, and it gives me a warm, comforting feeling. But, I suppose it could be labeled more flavor and feeling than substance. Sunlight especially tastes and feels good after, say, when I've been underground or in a cave for an extended amount of time.'
S/he tilts their head, looking surprised.
'...really? I thought it was more parasitic, since I outright drain other living things of their life force...if you think it's natural...'
S/he looks thankful.
'...then that makes me feel a little better about myself...'
S/he sighs, closing their eyes.
'It's not your fault...I'm not too worried at all...'
S/he opens one eye, looking curious.
'...really? You know how I feel?'
S/he opens their other eye, and looks up as well, joining in the reminiscence.
'Well...ruling can be difficult...but it has its rewarding parts...I guess talking to people can be just as tough, since I don't have a voice, but I love to have conversations. And...sorting through my feelings when I fell for you was confusing, at first, but I came to enjoy it...'
S/he tilts their head, and takes an expression that gives the impression that s/he feels similarly.
'I tend to stay in the form of what my companions are, so I don't have an advantage over them. I also only use as much energy as they can, so I don't always bring down the prey, so I can give others a fair chance. I sometimes cross paths with Fury, who also likes to hunt with his own companions, so there's a kind of complicated relationship there...Fury loves hunting, and I do when I'm in the process, but, well...I told you about my conflictedness...but I'm fine. The end of the hunt is exciting for me, and I relish the kill, too...it's after the fact that I get doubtful, sometimes...but I know.'
S/he looks back down at the same time, and begins toying with a twig that s/he grows from the ground.
'Well...no, I don't have any problems with it. In fact, I completely agree. I never thought any less of it. You don't need to stop something you enjoy for my sake. Don't stop just because you think it might be off-putting to me. Even if I had a problem-which I don't-I'd just quickly adapt to it.'
S/he nods thankfully, looking relieved as well.
'Ah, good...a hunt that also counts as protecting the balance of Nature would be perfect...then we wouldn't have to feel bad about bringing down our prey.'
S/he blinks, and then nods, a glimmer of amusement in their eyes.
'Well, when I shift shape, I can have around any natural color for fur or scales, for example...I just have to have some kind of vegetation on me. If I wanted to blend in somewhere cold, I could go as a white wolf, with some matching lichen in my fur, perhaps.'
S/he blinks.
'Now...I have a question for you.'
S/he tilts their head, looking curious.
'I know you can't outwardly speak, like me, but can you talk to other wolves? Like...can you communicate with other canines, and other animals that can't speak out loud? Because...my packmates can't speak, either, since they're normal wolves, so I was wondering if you would have any trouble with understanding each other...'
The Guardian smiles back.
"Yesss, that isss a good definition."
He tilts his head, blinking.
"Ah, well...you sssee...at the timesss I am not needed in a conflict, or when I am not occupied with hunting, I tend to hibernate for an exxxtended amount of time. When I am dormant, I obviousssly cannot carry a conversssation. When I am awake, I am usssually either on active duty, like I am now, or sssearching for sssomething to hunt. At either cassse, othersss do not exxxactly wisssh to ssspeak to me, sssince they may feel intimidated, or at leassst unnerved. Assss you have noticcced yourssself, people do not exxxactly feel sssafe at firssst, when they are confronted with a sssnake of legendary proportionsss."
Spirit nods.
'Okay! I would happily help you!'
As s/he does so, helping to support Kai's weight, s/he tilts their head.
'You know...after I have the Sanctuary back up, I think I could get Neo to keep working on your paw...it's almost about halfway done, so it won't take too long...'
Upon the flight, and hearing Kai's sentiment, s/he blinks.
'Well...that's certainly a unique way to see altitude...I guess it makes sense if you think about it.'
At the ground, the Guardian smiles back.
"Ah, I am pleasssed to hear that you had an enjoyable flight."
He blinks as Kai stumbles, and Spirit quickly moves to help brace her.
'Careful!'
Once Kai is back on all four feet, s/he looks down at her with a mix of affection and amusement.
'Yeah, maybe you should've looked...but it's alright. I'm here to keep you from falling.'
Fury, looking again at his mirror, shrugs.
"If anything, my quills are swept back by the wind. It's actually pretty nice. If I got zapped by anything, though, that's when my quills'd stand on end. I'm not too fond of the feeling of electricity, or what it does to my style."
Meanwhile, Galvix, hearing this, travels to a space behind Fury in lightning-bolt form, then strikes silently behind him, reassuming his true shape. He holds up a hand, and tiny sparks arc between his fingertips. He looks to Kai, points to Fury, and gives a cheesy neon grin, as if to ask if he should demonstrate. Spirit, noticing their brother's antics, snickers a bit, but makes sure not to give anything away.
Spirit shakes their head, sighing.
'I don't like my angry self, either. When I get upset, I really get upset. It's hard for me to relax, especially if others are still feeling extremely negative. And I think he was trying to make us try something. If we did something more than threatening him, I think we would've played right into his hands...'
S/he takes on a look of confidence.
'We're better than that, though. The next time he tries something like that, we won't be fooled. He's going to regret trying to split us up.'
S/he migrates into a softer look, and nods.
'...I would honestly appreciate that...'
S/he puts an arm around Kai, and nuzzles up to her, nodding.
'And thank you, for understanding...I didn't want to do anything that would make things worse. There are just some heartless people in the world, I guess...but we're going to stop him. He won't hurt anyone else, anymore.'
S/he gives Kai an affectionate look.
'I love you...'
Upon hearing Wilson, Neodyme, who had been pondering over the most significant recent events while sitting upon a raised ferrous rock in a quite familiar pose,
jumps to attention, lowering the rock back into the ground. He tilts his head, blinking with his iconic camera-shutter sound effect. It can be noticeable to Wilson that, like himself, Neo's voice doesn't seem to be spoken in the traditional sen e, but instead projected like a speaker, with the focus being his Avatar.
"Yes, I am he. Are you the Fennec Fox known as Wilson? I heard you carrying a discussion with Spirit."
He blinks again.
"...I was wondering if I should continue the repairs on Miss Kai's cybernetic foreleg, but I suppose I have time to analyze a device. Where is this machine?"
Attacking while I'm composing a multi-day post after a short vacation? ...cheap.
Shadow and the others flinch back from Hyper Voice, and he growls.
"Arceus, you're making it really hard to remember you're not acting on your own volition. I've got only the greatest respect for what you've made, and we've got some Pokémon companions of our own. You're above this brainwashing nonsense. Did you see how we helped Blastoise, Venusaur, and Charizard?"
Actions:
Neo:
Neo's eyes glow green as he produces and channels samples of Kryptonite. He molds some into insets and cartridges for Shadow's construct gear, and fires the rest at Superman.
Shadow:
Shadow uses the new boost to swing a Kryptonite-infused Robo Wrecker at the Man of Steel, following up with a few point-blank shots with the Punch Gun, using his Kryptonite ammunition.
Fury:
The Aspect of Fire and Bloodshed lunges at the Last Son of Krypton, raking him across the face with his claws.
Arkus:
Remembering that one of Superman's major weaknesses is true Magic (true fact,) Arkus quickly draws and points his wand at the Kryptonian.
"Nocto!"
His wand emits a damaging beam of pure magical darkness at Superman's eyes in an attempt to blind him, and the darkness begins to creep over his body, attempting to smother the effects of the sunlight.
Light:
Light channels a Divine blessing, attempting to heal everyone who needs it.
Spirit:
Spirit produces a set of flowers that emit a rejuvenating pollen, aiding the healing effort.
Galvix:
Galvix tries to supercharge the Emblem, restoring the lost health point and trying to amplify its effects.
The Guardian:
The venerable serpent hangs back, ready to dodge, but appears to be planning something.
Plis three to Talist.
edited 26th May '16 6:21:05 PM by SacredSpirit123
Ooh, crits... How nice...
Hmm, time to crank the voltage back up to high. Who will I choose to hit? I'll leave it up to Lady Luck to decide...
Let's continue our assault.
I throw four Metal Blades at Superman, while D4C uses High Voltage on one of the gods.
Tera-Graviton: 79/120 (+1 from Consumer, +2 from emblem)
Charge reservoir: 3/whatever
+1 to Talist, +2 to Consumer
edited 25th May '16 11:23:59 AM by InfinityRyujin
Kathryn doesn't have that much time, so she shows Zeus her messages. Zeus reads them, and is appalled at the grammar and bad spelling of her texts. If he isn't, mental suggestion tells him to be. The grammar and bad spelling suddenly reaches out of Kathryn's phone, and chokes Zeus.
Assists to Speed, Alpha, and Infinity per usual.
edited 19th May '16 12:40:51 PM by ConsumerOfAll