Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

@paradiseTo. Any charges I'm claiming will be listed next to the charge where it is being claimed.

I shoot some more spawners with my missile launcher.

Yellow Devil: 8/15 (+1 from djkates, +1 from Tazz)

Kill Sat: 7/100 {Calibrating...}

+1 to Tazz, djkates, and paradise.

• 3 Tazz.

sigh. MORE Mooks? Really? Really? I flip a switch and open fire with Frostbolts at the onrushing pigmen. I also flip another switch and start unleashing a periodic Frost Nova similarly to the whatsit machinegun the Heavy has that sets things on fire, only it freezes things in place. And is a WoW thing not a TF2 thing.

edited 30th Jul '15 6:50:03 PM by Netpatham

'Ohmygodeverythingismovingsoquicklyandwhyamitalkinglikethisohgeezwasthatapotionofhasteisusposeitwasnowihavetodosomethingproductivewiththisiknowillstopgorillaingtalkingandtrytomeetupwiththegodmodder.'

I speed run up into the mesa, bowling over everyone around and in front of me.

'Ohheygodmodderi...'

I slow myself down.

'aaaaa... Apologies. I am Feathered. My colleges know me as The Dragon. I have been advised that working with your cause is in my best interests. So it is a pleasure to finally meet you.'

I offer him my hand for a handshake. Quivering slightly.

6/20 Saek'rom, The Holy Spear. (+1 from Ripsaw)

5/50 Corotrangrul.

• 1 to Ripsaw.

edited 30th Jul '15 7:13:24 PM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.

Akantor: 4/75

Slingshot upgrade: 3/8

I use my slingshot to chuck a GRENADE at the Swift Witches.

• 1 to Infinity, CottonCandy and Augmentor

And then there was silence

ANTI-NINJA ADVOCATES GUTS OVER FEAR.

Q&A

• Sacred: The Party it is.
• Laitome/Telmoai: Ok.
• Paradise: Roger

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Pillow un-swifts the swift witches, while Pastry sends a skeleton jockey into friendly fire. Ichigo flies back towards the mesa, but gets shot down by a jockey. Amperzand begins percussive maintenance on the spawners, killing two while battlefury uses the random mopeds as flying projectiles, knocking a pigman’s head clean off.

Shiny tries water on the wall again, only for a lot of steam to come off the wall, due to the rain. Both of djkates’ summons blast two more spawner, but not before one of them belches out…Poisoned Witches.

As in pre-poisoned witches. They all look drunk for some reason.

Paradise/Seda pole-arms several Pigmen while Ripsaw starts already bringing down the stoned witches. Undying Phoenix manages to tri-beam the unswifted witches as Tabbune slows down all the Jockeys for this round.

Suddenly, Hyena buffs the rain. At this point, dead blazes begin falling from the wall. It seems to be weakening, but it’s not gone yet. Fseftr tries to shove the Godmodder, who brains him with the tuba and shoves him back into the valley. Jondanger suicides into another spawner while Jindra blows several witches off their feet and into the dirt.

About to Hadoorknobben the Godmodder, Tazz briefly notices that Carmen seems to have been blasted away and is lying to the side, right before the Godmodder stuffs Tazz’s head into the tuba and blows. Hard. Tazz goes back into the valley. Smirking, the godmodder doesn’t even look as the sound flies into his face.

He picks wax out of his ears and flicks it at the offender.

"Here I am, King of this mesa, ya sorry sacks of potatoes. Down, boys. Down.”

Talist stores his spiders, Telmoai holds Seda up at gunpoint as more pigmen become roast men, then noscopes another one. IGU tries to use his tuba, but nothing comes out. A pop-up window appears next to him.

“Entity_Tuba has been cleaned up."

On the mesa, the tuba disappears from the Godmodder’s hands. Suddenly flanked by Anonymous members, Dimentio orders them to compassion the wither skeletons to death.

"The skeletons hug the members back, seemingly placated."

Engie begins collecting more heads, the Bazaar starting to pick up on the charge rate, as Spino peppers another spawner full of holes. Cobalt un-invisis the Withers- and wishes he didn’t, as they all have chainsaws. Amperzand gets nearly sawed in half via teleport. Infinity brings the spawner count down to 2 as Nepatham bolts pigmen down. Running up the Godmodder, Feathered introduces himself.

A PG this early? You people are full of surprises. Taking his hand, the Godmodder squeezes.

It’s a tad too late for that now, but meh. Come with me.

Feathered follows the godmodder into a cavern inside the mesa.

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THE MESA CAVERN

• THE GODMODDER: 97/100
• Feathered: [PG]

THE VALLEY

• Ichigo, Sacred. Amp. Infinity, Netpath, Tazz, Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Piono, Pillow, Paradise, Shiny, djkates, fseftr, spino, Jondanger, Undying, Pastry, Engie, Hyena, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Laitome/Telmoai, Lord, Trip, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck Battlefury, Talist, Augmentor [AG]
• Cobalt: [N]
• Spawners: x2 [PG]
• Skeleton Jockeys – 13 [PG]
• Poisoned Witches - 15
• Wall of Blazes: Active [PG]
• Pigmen with pointy things – 41
• Wither Skeletons with more pointy things – 39
• Wither Skeletons with Chainsaws - 10
• Other Side: ???

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• THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • IN ORDER TO INCLUDE ALL ARTIFACTS WHERE THEY SHOULD BE, THE GM REQUESTS THAT YOU PM HIM THE ARTIFACT YOU HAVE, SO HE CAN RECORD IT IN THE BANK.

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"Quote of the Day"

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

edited 31st Jul '15 7:13:50 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

ALL HAIL THE ANTI-NINJA, THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING.

/null

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

One of these times, I'll have to summon the anti-anti-ninja.

/null

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Updated.

We should be finished with the Prologue by the time I go to college. I.e. August 19th.

I am the once and future king.

12/45. "And now the RED team is doing a series of demonstrations, practicing on a huge horde of GREY robots." (thanks Ichigo and Tabbune for the +1s)

5/20. I send out my form to Boggy B Industries. Soon enough, my requested weapon shall arrive (thanks Laitome and Dimentiosome for the +1s)

+1 each for engie, Laitome and pionoplayer

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

@Herobrine: Who said I wish I didn't? I just want to screw stuff up.

I grab a random player who posts after me (note: whenever I say this, I mean any player who posts after I do, not just the one who posted right after me), strap remote-detonating explosives to them and forcibly load them into a cannon. I then fire the cannon at the wither skeletons with chainsaws. On impact, I press the detonate button.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 4/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩
CHANGED to Project W01-Counterprogramming: 4/20 ⟨IIIIIIIIII⟩

edited 1st Aug '15 12:19:06 AM by CobaltShade

I cast a Living Lightning at the Pigmen with pointy things.

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15/50 P.R.C +1 from Dimentio This will be a N boss sidequest boss. Possibly with an item drop.

9/20 Dragonclaw

I went from flooded with +1s to getting only one.. This game is full of surprises...

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• +1 to Solar, +1 to Dimentio, and +1 to Engie.

edited 31st Jul '15 7:38:23 AM by Tabbune

• turn 8:

Alright smarty.. two can play this game.

• Seda grabs a large-bore shotgun from her Bag of Holding and uses it todestroy the skulls of a few wither skellies... then..

Holding the shotgun by the barrel with her left hand, Seda jumps over to where Telmoai is, and uses her free hand to throw them to the ground. This is quickly followed by her raising the shotgun to his face.

Listen here, because this is how its going to work. You as well as I know that there are powers that be here that will extract divine vengeance if we kill each other rather than focusing on the Godmodder. But don't think for a second that you can use that as a liscence to do whatever Omnversal wants you to. The moment you start meddling, there will be reprisals.

Seda starts to raise away the shotgun, then stops. and leans closer.

Look here. We both have orders from powers-that-be, but personally? We're equal now. I suggent you don't try to unequalize the score, 'else I may have to respond in kind :-)

Seda raises the gun, and leaves to keep fighting the immediate threat.

Charges: absurdly powerful sidearm: 13/95 ripsaw, phoenix, jindra, dimentio, infinity. Change of plans. I'm gonna need this a little more powerful.

• mobile oran farm: 7/10 -time to add a diesel-electric propulsion system.

Charges to to: Earl Of Sandvich, cobaltshade, and jindra.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

@herobrine: Any reason my action was skipped?

@Jindra: Fixed. Probaby it was inbetween the blue text and all I saw was your speech, and not the explosion.

I am the once and future king.

6/200 6/20

I throw splash potions of water breathing on all the mobs I can. By giving them gills, they are now fishy enough for me to explode with my mind. I explode them with my mind.

Why is a yam attacking me?

Turning with interest to whats behind the Blaze Wall I chuck a small iceberg into it. Let's crack this shall we? Might actual result in something.

Training Partner 1: 6/??? paradise
W.I.B.W: 4/20

• 1 to paradise

edited 31st Jul '15 7:45:33 AM by JindraAG

I shoot the spider jockeys with a marshmallow shooter.

The Panic Attack: 10/15

Pure Awesomeness: 9/100

• 1 to Cobalt, Tazz, and Talist, since what they all have seems interesting.

I have moon's dagger as my artifact. I don't like the PM system.

I finish off the last of the spawners with a stick of dynamite.

A Charge: 11/? engie

Another Charge: 11/? engie, talist

2 to engie, +1 to talist

edited 31st Jul '15 9:19:55 AM by fseftr

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 8/15    (+1 from Net) Sea of the Soul: 16/12,500 (+2 from Net, +1 from Infinity Ryujin, +1 from Jondanger23)

• 1 to Fseftr, +1 to Infinity Ryujin, +1 to Laitome

I rush back up to the Mesa again and immediately check out Carmen Sandiego, covering myself with considerable fire from sixty-eight telepathically held AK47s aimed backwards, as well as a half-ton of hammerspaced rocket launchers, sixty colonization-era cannons, nintey-nine flamethrowers, five high-pressure water hoses, one-hundred rayguns, one-hundred hula hoops, one-hundred and one Bedrock Pickazes (infinitey better than a Pickaxe) with built-in railguns, four-hundred and fourty-four classic (read: Machinegun) bows with Power L (50), Unbreaking L, and Infinity I (which is really the only level needed) by some sorcery, five Antagonist personal shields, and a fresh cup of joe. The short of it is, no-one is getting to deflect me from Carmen.

   I PROVIDE COVERING FIRE WITH MY HYDRA gorilla, WHICH HAS UNDERGONE AN INEXPLICABLE TRANSFORMATION INTO A HYDRA-THEMED TRIPLE GATLING GUN WITH BUILT-IN MICROPHONE. THIS gorillaING GLORIOUS PIECE OF HARDWARE IS SO gorillaING GLORIOUS, I HAD IT GLUED TO MY HAND.   

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE

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You see, though I was interesting to Braus for, like, two minutes or so, I quickly got boring to him because I could barely move without pain, so for the remaining eightteen (yeah it was twenty minutes) the Maid was basically keeping him from leaving the room. Then the maid left. Guess what happened? He left. I think he may have asked me to join him, as well. I followed, trying hard to ignore the pain, which was mercifully going away, mostly in a futile attempt to get Braus back to the room.

Immediately outside the room I had lived in for a day now was a big hallway, for big things. It was empty right now, and I couldn't find the Maid. I could see Braus, however, going into another room, marked 'danger!' Or something like that. I forgot what it was exactly. The memories all just jumble together after a while and it makes telling what happened hard. I think this was during the time when Giratina was rampant and sealed up, but I forget if it was actually Giratina in that room or something else. Could have been just some portal to a dangerous part of the world. Might have even been the forest that we just left. I forgot, a lot, OK? I'll have more concrete stories to tell when the memories don't go that far back. In any case, he went in, I followed.

I completely forgot what happened after this point. If it was Giratina, there was a 'fight' wherein I and Braus got horribly curbstomped and were about to become the then-insane Distortion Dragon's Dinner before someone else pulled us out. I may have saved his rear end by showing up. If it was something else...I just don't even know, probably did something important regarding Braus and his young, dumb self then. All I know is, I was basically at death's door after what vauge catastrophe had happened. I forget if I actually was dead. I don't think so.

I woke back up in the room. I felt really sore, all over this time...And kind of funky in a few places, like something wasn't normal there. The maid was tending to me and Braus, who was still alive, but definitely injured, along with a few other Pokemon. There were others in the room-some floating pink cat stood out to me, as she looked...Quite off-kilter, let's put it that way. The rest were just other Pokemon like the Maid.

"It's done, yes, it's done, he's done! Haha, wasn't too complicated...Oh, just in time, he's awake. Hellooooooooo!" The pink cat said. Female, definitely female.

"...Hello?"

"Wow, bit brainless after all of that craziness? Can't say I blame you, excitement leaves me speechless as well, haha!"

"...Uh. Who are you?"

"Ahaha, wow, wait, not wow, we haven't met at all. Yeah, they call me Mew."

"...Uh, Mew, that kind of rings a bell actually...Uhh..."

"Ahaha, wow. You really are just kind of brainless over there."

"Hey! Wait..."

THEN it hit me, or past me rather. Mew, as in the one that was supposedly responsible for literally almost all life on the planet. I did not know all that much but that was something I did.

I felt like something was kind of absent in the room. Like, a feeling I wasn't getting.

"So now you're recalling? Haha! Yeah, no need to thank me, but I saved your life, pretty much. Also, probably made you, uh, probably about five times more awesome. Or something. Awesome isn't exactly a quantitative property, haha."

"...I feel really sore."

"Oh, yeah, that too. Yeah, you kind of got torn up out there, pretty badly. Lucky you had me to help, or that would be the least of your worries! That sore feeling'll wear off soon-ish, heh. Yeah, no rush or anything, but after you can start walking again...Out of this door, take the first two rights, and then head for the big door in the central hallway, can't miss it. Yeah, someone needs to chat with you, ASAP. Byeeeeeeeee!"

Mew blinked out of existence on the spot, and perhaps half of the crowd waned out. The other half kept a close eye on me. Braus was still sleeping.

I was still really confused.

edited 31st Jul '15 9:38:34 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I start buffing myself and comrades.

"Protect, Haste, Shell, Temper!"

I increase every friendly's physical defence, speed, magickal defence and attack power, respectively with each spell.

Awakening: Energy Manipulation 2/15 including +1 from Tabbune

Awakening: ???? 8/50

• 1 to Tabbune, Tazz and Talist.

edited 31st Jul '15 10:10:00 AM by UndyingPhoenix

Slingshot Upgrade: 4/8

Akantor: 5/75

• 1 to Phoenix, Jondanger, and fsefr

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I chuck ANOTHER slingshotted Grenade at the Wither Skeletons with more pointy things.

And then there was silence

• 3 Tazz
• A Bunch More Frostbolts.
• Running about Frost Nova-ing Enemies In Place.

Guardian Eatos and Darklord Superbia fade out. Looks like we're making some headway. "Draw!" That'll do. "I Normal Summon Beast King Barbaros, using its effect so I don't have to Tribute any monsters. And since I now control an EARTH monster, I can Special Summon Mythic Water Dragon from my hand. Next, it's time for an Xyz Summon. By using Beast King Barbaros and Mythic Water Dragon as the Xyz Materials, I Xyz Summon Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon. Then, I'll use that as an Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number 95: Galaxy-Eyes Dark Matter Dragon! Next, I'll use my Dark Matter Dragon's effect — by detaching Mythic Water Dragon from it, it can attack twice this turn. Alright, Dark Matter Dragon, double attack, first against those Skeleton Jockeys, then the Poisoned Witches!" (Standard action.)

My charges build up.

Ultima: 7/15 (including 1 from Ripsaw)

Odin: 11/25 (including 1 from The_Nonexistent_Tazz, 1 from Talist, and 1 from InfinityRyujin)

1 charge each for Ripsaw, Tabbune, and The_Nonexistent_Tazz.

Healing Tome Upgrade: 8/10

Opening my handbag: 8/50

I shovel up some dirt and fling it at the wall of blazes, using it to smother the smoking specters. If it is already clear, I instead fling the dirt at nearby mobs.

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