Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Sacred Spirit Alpha Infinity

I'll quickly take an action here.

Kai doesn't look up at Alpha either, just keeping a safe distance from him.

Um... I know it wasn't your fault... but... I hope you understand... But I'd rather keep my distance. Maybe... with time... Sorry...

Then she backs off slowly towards the lake.

@Piono: I expected someone to intervene pretty quickly, so don't worry. And even if nobody did, Wilson could pretty easily beat Cynder right now if he wanted to.

Action: The sword has an HP bar? I salvage the Australium in the sword and put it up for auction on the Steam marketplace. I'm not sure this works because I've never played TF 2. But whatever. I sell it for the minimum price of $0.03 so everyone buys the Australium out of the Godmodder's sword.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Alpha, I'll let you go first, action-wise. I've got some RP to do here.

Speed sees Cynder get defeated, and her subsequent chasing after Wilson.

That... This is it.

Speed let's Cynder and Wilson fight for a bit, before sliding in with his shield and knocking Cynder over.

Everything okay? Both of you?

Speed remembers that Cynder won't remember what she told him. Normally, he'd try the memories thing, but it won't work. He stays crouched with his shield in front of Wilson, blocking every single one of Cynder's attacks because that is what Cynder would do.

...

So... He's not saying-

If you want to continue, I'm not stopping you. Cynder actually wanted that... Just make sure not to do anything... Life threatening, yeah?

That sentence took too long.

15 minutes is nowhere near enough time. WIP

Action Summary:

Oh crap. I ran out of time. Well... ahh...

Speed and Fira attempt to free Hunter from the Divine Webbing.

Hunter struggles against the Webbing.

edited 18th Apr '16 12:39:32 AM by Sp33d0n

Moving these up here to give myself less of a headache trying to figure out if a charge is ready or not.

Sigma's Revenge: 84/120

Aarik: 80/80 (+5)

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Tabbune, Consumer, Sp33d

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Alpha just stands there. He talks to Kai, but doesn't turn his head.

I understand completely.

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Omega falls to the ground, the arrows sticking out of his chest.

   Ugh. What's up with this world? I can normally take more hits than this. Oh, well, I was getting bored anyways.   

Wow, I am terrible at gauging how much health entities should have. aren't I? Two of my guys have already been one-shot (I will admit, I did do the first one to myself, so I can't complain about that one). I'll need help from people who have experience with this sort of thing next time lol

   Welp, I'm just gonna hang back. Don't think anyone needs a mountain in the way.   

Omega gets back up and walks off to a remote area where nobody is and sits down to watch the action, making sure to not accidentally step on anyone on the way.

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Gamma curses as he watches that happen.

Well, there goes the main portion of my idea. Who do you think would be a good distraction? Oh, hang on.

He steadies his larger machine gun on the railing, and lets out a quick burst of bullets, knocking the sword out of the Godmodder's hand.

Go ahead and talk. I can multitask.

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Alpha leaps onto the Mecha Enderman that he wounded earlier, stabs it with his naginata, then pulls both weapons out, kicking off of it to do a flip.

---

What looks like a shooting star falls to the ground in the distance. For a few seconds nothing happens. A car engine can faintly be heard some ways away, accompanied by this music. Gamma gets that horrified look again.

Oh, no. No. Please. Please don't let him be driving. By everything that can possibly be considered holy, anything but that.

A careening Runner comes into view, a whooping man at the wheel.

YEEEEE HAAAAAWW!!!

He keeps going, only stopping when he makes contact with the Godmodder (He runs into him), somehow causing a pile-up of no less than 50 different vehicles. The man crawls out of the pile, putting out a small flame on the sleeve of his Badass Longcoat, then takes off a hat similar to Indiana Jones' to dust it off and put it back on. Looking at Gamma, he just waves.

Hey, G! It's good to see you!

..... How? How are you that bad at driving? THIS SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!! THERE WAS ONLY ONE CAR! AND YOU MANAGED TO DO THIS?! HOW?! ANSWER ME!!!

The man looks behind him, shrugging.

Hell if I know. You want me to repay that debt, or not?

Yeah, yeah. Just... just get over here. And don't touch the controls. This isn't mine, and knowing you, you're gonna find some way to flip this upside down before it even leaves the ground.

Ugh, you're being a bit demanding today. Hey, where's that Godmodder guy?

Under all the cars.

The man turns around, looking at the wreckage again. He then gives it a thumbs-up.

Not too bad, if I do say so myself. Consider the debt repayed, then!

Nice try, but he's a lot tougher than that. He should be getting up in a pretty spectacular fashion soon, so I'd get over here right now.

Fiiiine. Jeez, you're giving me a real workout here.

Aarik has been summoned to the field!^Stats: 

Health: 80,000

Attack: Varies (Depends on which weapon he uses)

I'll manage him for the most part, to give Tabbs less of a headache. The only statistic Tabbs has to worry about is the health.

His most important rule is his Luck, a status effect unique to him. His Luck is an arbitrary number which can determine what happens to him, comparable to karma. Depending on what is going on around him, the GM will give him either a positive or negative Luck number, which will affect his current luck. However, due to an event that had occurred to him some time ago, he has become aware of this. As such, he can manipulate his Luck to better serve his needs. For example, if he has a high Luck value, he can spend some of that Luck to get better results from his action for that turn. The more Luck he spends, the better the result. Conversely, he can purposely fail spectacularly to gain Luck if he needs more (His entrance was not an example of this. He's just that bad of a driver). As a general rule, the lower Luck value he has, the more likely good things are going to happen to him, and vice versa. Things that can affect this include, but are not limited to, hitting/missing an attack, getting hit by an enemy's attack, and getting hit by allies' attacks if it's a field-wide thing (And sometimes when it isn't). He starts out with 0 Luck.

Action Skill:

Elementalize!: Causes an enemy to suffer one of the following status effects: Burning, Shocked, Corroded, Slagged, and EXPLODED!!!!. All except Slagged and EXPLODED!!!! is affected by the type of enemy. For example, the Burning affect will not do any damage to a target that was naturally on fire, the Shocked effect will not affect lightning-based enemies, and Corroded does not affect acidic enemies. Again, all except Slagged and EXPLODED!!!! also deals more damage based on what it is used on. Burning is more effective against flesh-and-blood targets, shocked is effective against lightly armored machines, while corroded is really good against heavy armor. Slagged will cause the enemy to suffer more damage from other attacks that do not cause similar effects, while EXPLODED!!!! will cause the target to simply explode.

Weapons

Aarik has a couple of weapons that he can switch between at any time, all of which are affected by ammo, and must take an action to reload if he wants to use them again. He must also take an action to switch weapons.

Bone Shredder: SMG. Can fire 4 bullets per burst. 2,000 damage per bullet. 32 bullets per clip. Can be used twice twice. This is his currently equipped weapon.

Nukem: Rocket Launcher. Can fire one rocket each turn. 22,000 damage per rocket with an uncontrollable splash damage of 10,000 damage. 2 rockets per clip.

Ravager: Shotgun. Can fire up to two shells per turn. Each shell has 8 pellets that deal 3,000 damage each, each with a variable chance of hitting. 5 shells per clip.

Ogre: Assault Rifle. Can fire 12 bullets each turn. 3,000 damage per bullet. 48 bullets per clip

Chère-amie: Sniper Rifle. Can fire one bullet each turn. 20,000 damage per bullet. 4 bullets per clip.

Rex: Pistol. Can fire up to three bullets each turn. 4,000 damage per bullet. 6 bullets per clip.

When Aarik does make his way up to the Portlight, he and Gamma shake hands.

Anyways, it's good to have you aboard. Hate to say it, but we're getting slaughtered out here.

That bad, huh?

Well, none of us have actually died, per se, but you get the point. We're not doing anything close to anything here. I think that it's just 'cause we Cant Keep Up. I was hoping you could lend us a hand.

Hey, not a problem.

So how's your roommate doing?

Roommates. Remember, the other one moved in the last time we saw each other.

Right. How could I forget?

Well, you barely knew him, so... Anyways, they're fine. We still get into arguments now and again, but... We're really the only family we have, so we can't complain.

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Delta sees the events between Cynder and Wilson unfold, and moves to break it up, grabbing his sword and shield in case things got to that point, only to watch Speed and Eric do it. However, Speed seems... off somehow. Delta moves to investigate, only to be stopped by Gamma.

I see it, too. Stay here. I think he needs a more reassuring touch here. Also, make sure that Aarik doesn't touch anything. We can't afford to pay insurance bills.

When he arrives, he places a hand on Speed's shoulder.

Hey, you okay? You don't seem like yourself. Come on, what's wrong?

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Beta runs towards the Guardian, trying to help the Party get it out.

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Action Summary:

Aarik has arrived on the field, and has somehow broken physics to cause a massive pile-up on top of the Godmodder with a single vehicle. Even I don't know how he did that, and I wrote him in.

Alpha gets his trident back in the most violent way possible, Gamma shoots at the Godmodder's sword, and Beta helps get the Guardian out.

edited 17th Apr '16 8:11:06 PM by alphazoid

Suck it, troper!

Cyndi/Cynder is a small Ender Dragon.

@sp33d: Dude! If you're gonna interrupt in an RP bit, you have to pay attention to who's involved! Eric's already intervened, so your intervention is gonna get in the way! Modify your RP to reflect that I'm already involved!

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

@Piono: Hey, it's fine. There's enough stopping Cynder to go around for everyone.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

@Talist: I'm okay with him jumping in, I just want him to pay attention if he's going to. I've already jumped in, so he needs to acknowledge that fact during his own bit of intervention instead of just acting like Eric isn't a thing.

Edit: I've been meaning to say this for a while tabbune, but I think I've been a bit hard on you and kind of whiny, and I'm sorry about that. I haven't acknowledge just how good of a job you've been doing. Of the three GMs running canonical sessions right now, you're the only who's managed to hold onto your update schedule, and although I'm not faulting them, that says a lot about you, you've accomplished a lot, so thank you so much for all the time and effort you put into making this great game.

edited 15th Apr '16 2:20:34 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Magnus sits down quietly next to the pile up of vehicles and waits for The Godmodder to come out, his magic primed to unleash a blast of blinding light and bind his hands to the ground with fiery chains that should burn him.

2/120 Ascension

51/120 The Ritual

Why are you even looking at this?

/null

I'll be taking my own little view with Speed acting first so it makes more sense.

Closing in on Wilson, Cynder leaps at him, but Speed knocks her out of the air with his shield. However, she quickly recovers and growls at him.

   What are you doing?! Why? This doesn't involve you! Leave me to this fair fight against my assailant! How quickly friends betray me!   

Cyndi slashes at Speed's shield, making a terrible scratching noise as if the shield was a chalkboard. Then she feigns to the left before dashing to the right, trying to get to Wilson. However, midway to him...

   Grk!   

She falls forward to the ground, the runes entrapping her. Pointlessly, she struggles against the runes, snarls at Eric.

   You too?! Everyone is against me! You're all nice when I'm fighting for you, but once I'm KO'd and no longer useful, I might as well be dead huh? But it's in my nature to not die without a fight! He was drowning me! I felt the searing in my throat! What did you expect me to do?!   

She gives up thrashing and then turns to stare spitefully at Wilson, who had now come out from behind Speed. He looked slightly battered and dusty from getting tackled and rolling across the ground, but was otherwise fine and had no other wounds.

Um... Thank you Eric. ... Let me try speaking to her. It will be easier like this compared to me running away all the time. To be honest, maybe putting water on an enderdragon wasn't the best idea.

He then walks over to Cyndi and lays down just out of her reach.

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   KILL YOU ALL! KILL YOU ALL!!   

Who are you?

   They call me Cynder! Vengeful nemesis of that tame fox Wilson!   

I'm Wilson! What did I ever do to you?

   Not to me, but to Kai — you manipulative fiend!!   

Wilson turns to Eric.

Going back to the battlefield is more complicated than I expected.

   Once I get loose, I'll simplify your life — permanently!!   

Except they don't actually say any of those previous 7 lines because that would make no sense. And Cynder isn't being that aggressive. I just wanted to make a stupid reference to a webcomic I like. Now, what they actually say is more along the lines of...

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So... Eric already said this, but my name is Wilson. What's yours?

   You're being awfully nice all the sudden... Tell him to let me go and actually fight me fairly!   

I just want to talk. What's the harm in that? So... what's your name?

Still burning with suspicion, Cyndi finally gives a plain answer.

   My name is Cynder. I suppose you want to talk about your favorite movie now, huh?   

I wasn't planning on doing that, but if you bring it up... I rather liked The Martian. That's relatively recent. It was pretty good if you could buy into the whole suspension of disbelief that they'd be in such a technologically and magically backwards society. So what do you like?

Cynder didn't appreciate her sarcasm being taken literally and just stares at Wilson silently. A few awkward moments later, Wilson says,

... Well... how about this? You're scared and paranoid. I feel like it's because you're stressed and exhausted from fighting, which you did very well. I know fighting is often extremely taxing, both mentally and physically. So, I'll answer your questions as best I can and ask Eric to let you go if you calm down and drink this. It's just something to calm you down. Nothing permanent.

He offered the potion of pink liquid to Cyndi, who immediately turned her head away in disgust.

   That's probably poisoned, isn't it?   

Leaving the potion by her, Wilson then backed off.

I'm not sure why you're so dead set on the idea that I want to kill you in some elaborate way. We have several witnesses around, and if I did want to kill you, I would have done it already. But still, it's your choice. Alternatively, we could just stay here until you calm down on your own.

Cynder thought for a while, occasionally struggling against her binds. Eventually, she yielded.

   Fine. I'll take it. Maybe this will make more sense.   

She struggled a little more against the binds, unable to move.

   ... I can't actually reach it. ... Or stand up.   

Eh, I was planning on making it into a splash potion anyway. But I have to hear you agree in that case. Do you, in front of these witnesses, agree to let me use this potion on you?

Wilson started to infuse the potion with gunpowder from his enderpouch, which is something he learned to do without a brewing stand.

   ... Indeed. Not like I have much of a choice. So fine. Yes. I agree. Signed. Confirmed. Whatever wording you demand from me.   

Very well. This won't hurt. Close your eyes please.

Cynder did as he asked and was quickly greeted by a blast of cool mist. Extracting and vaporizing the liquid was much more efficient than throwing the potion itself. Plus, it saved the bottle and didn't get glass shards everywhere, which could be dangerous for friendly targets. Now slightly wet, Cynder just sniffs the air curiously.

Give it a few moments. You haven't fulfilled the 'calm' part of the agreement yet.

Wilson sits down a little ways away from Cynder and watches as her eyes slowly drift shut. Quickly succumbing to the effects of both the potion and her fading adrenaline, Cyndi feels her energy leave her and she puts her head down, looking quite defeated in this four to one conflict. A little while later, Wilson gets up again, walks up to the dragon and puts his paw lightly on her forehead, well within biting range.

   Ugh... Please don't...   

Apart from saying that, she didn't do anything. Satisfied, Wilson takes his paw back and turns to look back at Eric.

I think you can let her go now. She won't be able to do much.

Cynder doesn't even bother to try and look up at anyone.

   If you're going to... to kill me... please just... don't drown me... ... All I ask...   

I'm not going to kill you. None of us are.

---

Kai, who was watching this on the opposite side of the lake, couldn't make out what was happening, but still followed Spirit's words and stayed out of trouble. So, she just pawed at the water a little, watching the ripples spread outwards.

edited 18th Apr '16 6:59:33 AM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

?: 14/? (Talist twice.) Hint: No idea what to do.

??: 2/? (Alpha) Hint: Ditto. Any suggestions?

   Entity Pool:    40

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Shadow frowns, looking a bit overwhelmed. After a moment of silence, he has a small fit of nervous laughter.

   "Ah...hahahahah...you...are serious. We, we, are some of the strongest beings alive? That's incredibly surprising. Yeah, it's not like that could put a huge burden of responsibility on us, or anything...I mean, I'm flattered, but that's a big image to live up to..."   

Spirit, equally surprised, blinks.

'That's a lot of responsibility...I...never knew that my brothers and I were so, so special...'

---

Arkus tilts his head, blinking.

"Strange...your breaking down of the Magic spectrum is reminiscent of the Schools of Magic studied by my colleagues in Skyrim...in the realm of Nirn, Magicka is divided into different Schools, sorted by the spells' intent. There is combat-based Destruction Magic, which is primarily Elemental in nature, then there is Restoration, which, being primarily used for healing purposes, is essentially its mirror opposite. There is Alteration, which can perform tasks varied from transfiguring one's skin into a protective, durable coating, to opening a lock without key nor pick. There is also Conjuration, which includes Necromancy and the summoning of Elementals known as Atronachs and Demons called Dremora, both collectively known as Daedra, to aid you in battle. Before having its component spells distributed among the other Schools, there was also a School of Mysticism. It is a...truly...magnificent...diversity..."

He blinks, and trails off, realizing he had been rambling as much as Kai. He clears his throat, an awkwardly-embarrassed look in his eyes.

"Hm, yes, quite right. There is much significant diversity in Magic. I suppose I am so passionate about it that I could speak for days on the subject..."

Spirit gives Arkus an amused look, and looks back to Kai.

'Then we'd both be having an adventure...I'm sure you'd love seeing the Gardens. They're so diverse, so full of life...I enjoy the Wild more than the settlements, but large cities have never really been my thing...I prefer the unspoiled beauty of Nature.'

---

Shadow grins.

   "Well, since you are the soul mate of a very important person, I'd think that you're apt to get some gifts and blessings out of it!"   

Spirit giggles at seeing the ice cream on Kai's nose.

'Now, now...you've got a little ice cream left on your face...I've never seen someone be so enthusiastic about a little drink...anyway, I'm happy that my love isn't one-sided...this is the most I've ever cared for someone, and the best I've ever felt...I'm never forgetting the day we met...'

Which, in our time, would be around Nov 3, 2015. Okay, here I go, with a bit of elaboration! Yay! I've developed a sort of timeline detailing the budding relationship between Kai and Spirit, highlighting events from their first meeting to their latest gifts. Here it is. ^note  Underneath a folder, so I don't have to clog the page.

---

Neo's eyes glitter with a mix of amusement and happiness.

"That is good to hear, Miss Kai. As it is, if you have no complaints, I suppose I should continue, then. I am happy that you are feeling so well. It is certainly better than feeling poorly."

Spirit nods, giggling.

'Obviously! This feels so...unique! I just can't describe it!'

---

Spirit nods.

'Again, I'm glad that I fell in love with someone who has so much wisdom...on the topic of difference, that's so true...many times has different been confused with wrong. Sometimes, something different is really good...different brought us together...yeah, you're right...'

S/he happily runs a hand through Kai's fur, a playful look in their eyes.

'...as usual...~'

S/he nods, looking thankful.

'And I'm glad that you're glad to take those roles, because I needed someone to...I can say the same for you, since we're experiencing this wild rollercoaster of a feeling together...'

---

Seeing Kai's eagerness, Spirit snickers a bit, giving a playfully teasing look.

'Just wait...'

S/he helps guide Kai to the others, and looks down at her, sharing her excitement.

'I know! The very thought that the Guardian is so big, but he can still glide like a Flying Snake is so amazing! He's got some of the best traits of so many different snakes, and a charming personality to match!'

S/he helps Kai on and to get herself settled. When Kai begins to panic, s/he lays an arm around her, giving her a comforting look.

'It's alright, my first flight with the Guardian was scary for me, too...we're completely safe.'

The Guardian nods.

   "In fact, my very first flight ssscared myssself. It wasss completely by acccident. I had ssslid off of a very sssteep canyon. It took me completely by sssurprissse. I jussst panicked, and my sssailsss sssnapped out asss a sssubconsciousss action."   

As Kai opens her eyes, Spirit gives her a happy look.

'Stunning, right? It's so breathtaking to see the world from such a unique viewpoint...'

S/he leans against Kai, enjoying the feel of the wind in their leaves in much the same manner, lifting their head to the sky.

'It's so exhilarating...being here, up in the sky, seeing the whole mountain range...sharing this moment with someone special...I wish we had a scrapbook...'

Neo's eyes glitter.

"It is possible for me to produce a photographic image or video of anything I have seen just as well as, or perhaps even better than any camera. I could easily create a scrapbook, album, or a slideshow, or even a series of home movies, if you wished."

Upon landing, the Guardian respectfully bows his head in response, as well. He smiles warmly.

   "I am glad to be of ssserviccce, Lady Kai. Riding upon my back isss cccertainly one of the more...unique ssstylesss of transssportation out there, to be honessst. It wasss a thrill for me, asss well. Gliding alwaysss isss, and alwaysss will be, an exxxiting exxxperienccce."   

Spirit giggles at seeing Kai's fur puffed out.

'You look kind of like a big snowball, or a puffy cloud, or cotton candy, maybe even a cotton ball...it's cute...it reminds me how fluffy your fur is...'

Neo nods.

"It is a charming sight...to me, it brings to mind a plush toy."

---

Spirit nods, looking a bit reluctant.

'I know you're worried about me, but I'll be alright...I wouldn't let myself get hurt again...I don't want to put you through that again...I'll stay close to the shore, then, so I won't be too far away. Please don't be too worried...I want to make you proud.'

S/he blushes a bit after being licked, and nuzzles Kai in response.

'Thank you...yes, I'll be safe for you. It's not bye, since I'll be coming back...it's more like...see you later...'

S/he gives Kai an affectionate look as s/he walks to their position, and s/he looks ahead.

'She's going to be fine. She knows you're doing this for her. Be strong for her.'

---

The Guardian grins, pleasantly surprised by Alpha's good-natured response.

   "Well, I may be a sssnake, but I have a rather pleasssant demeanor, yesss? Anyway, it isss good that we can put assside our differencccesss in order to avoid any further conflict. We may have acted with dissshonor in the passst, but, you and I...we are both noble warriorsss, trying to protect what, and who, we value the mossst. You are right. I may be an animal, but I am no sssavage beassst. I am grateful for your accceptanccce. And, yesss, it ssseemsss that talking animalsss are quite common in thessse partsss."   

He smirks amusedly at Alpha's comment.

   "I can tell you, usssually I prefer digesssting my mealsss after I ssswallow them. That way, I do not have to deal with the tassste of the venom and digessstive acccidsss. I may have grown fangsss when I wasss enchanted, but I am ssstill dessscccended from normal-sssizzzed, typical boa conssstrictor parentsss, ssso I prefer to crusssh with my coilsss and ssswallow my prey whole Thessse fangsss are ussseful, however. I am, essssentially, a perfect chimera of the bessst ssserpentine traitsss."   

Seeing Alpha's anxiety at talking about Kai, the great serpent frowns.

   "Well, honessstly, from what I had ssseen, you had ressstrained Sssigma mossst efficiently before he had injured Lady Kai...none of hisss attacksss with hisss bladesss had met their mark...your ssself-doubt could prove mossst detrimental."   

He smiles.

   "Your true honor and the effort you put into your misssguiding of hisss ssstrikesss did work, did it not? Who caresss if you could not hold him back completely? You ssset out to ssstop your maddened brother from asssaulting an innocccent, and you did, with exxxccceptional resssults! You are a true hero..."   

His face falls, and he gives a apprehensive blink at noticing the army of Mecha Spiders suddenly surrounding him.

   "...blassst."   

---

The Aspects watch as the Guardian gets webbed, and Shadow cringes.

   "Yeah. That is a problem. We need to cut that off now."   

Actions:

Shadow shoots at the Divine Webs encasing the Guardian with his Punch Gun.

   "Come on...this thing is made to free trapped people...granted, it's made to punch a hole through a steel door in order to rescue Knights from damaged Drop Pods, but it should work on steel-strength webs..."   

Fury tries to burn off the webs, while Galvix works on singeing them off with electricity. Neo reconfigures a hand into a circular saw, and cuts away at the webbing. Spirit heals the Guardian in order to keep him in commission, while Light sets a shield about him. Arkus, casting a curse, tries to redirect some of the damage made by the webbing to the Mechs.

Spirit catches Cynder's defeat, and her conflict with Wilson. Worried, s/he quickly shifts into a flurry of leaves, and blows over on the wind, returning to their shape. S/he glances between everyone frantically.

'What's going on, here...?'

@Talist: Hey, didn't Kai want to meet up with Wilson for some reason or other a long time ago? It's in the archives.

@Tabbune: Hey, shouldn't Protoh be able to make actions, too? I mean, he's not an Aspect, but he's still there.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 23rd Apr '16 12:00:43 PM by SacredSpirit123

You heard her, girls. Destroy the sword!

While they charge off to do that, I continue to taunt the Godmodder, and start shooting from the safety of my bear suit.

Yes, I have one of those now. Jealous?

You suck so much, I don't think I can bear it anymore!

Charges:

• Charles Barkley: 17/??

• Nicolas Cage in A Bear Suit: 1/??

Need more bear suits. The number of bear suits as it is is clearly insufficient.

Talist

edited 18th Apr '16 6:23:08 PM by Troper_Walrus

??? 23/? solar
Water Elemental 60/60^note  Average attack, Average Health (after ability), Special Stat: Fluidity, goes from 0 to 10, reduces damage taken or dealt by 10 times fluidity percentage. Fluidity goes up by 5 at the end of any turn water elemental takes damage. At the end of end turn Water Elemental doesn't take damage if fluidity is above 0, it regain 10% of its lost HP and fluidity goes down by 1 SUMMONED
Plan D 42/60 piono

I'll summon a water elemental, and then the Elemental and I will attempt to break the bindings on Heavenbringer. Followed by Heavenbringer (if able) attacking a Mecha Spider.

1x +1 to solar, piono

okay, I'm back from testing and- OH SON OF A- HE'S GOT A BFS!!!

So? Hasn't stopped us before.

good point. Say, I'll bet you wanna know where we've been. Well, it all started when I noticed the trailers for Zootopia......

• 3 hours later:

And that's how I realized I was a furry, and that I needed to get my ass back over here to help! (sees the sword) Say.....That there's Australium! Good thing I still have this! (refitting the short circuit onto my robot hand.)

• I sap the sword's Australium energy, absorbing it to charge my short circuit.

wait. John Egbert? But I thought we weren't allowed to summon the pantheon gods!

edited 17th Apr '16 11:41:16 AM by TheGWing

Anti Ninja

Solar commands his Wurm to attack the Great Sword for 5000 damage. He then prevents the Endermen from attacking Entities by giving them sunglasses.

Piono commands John to start a combo attack by throwing The Godmodder to the air. Then, Sanford hooks the sword, attempting to dispose the sword. Except Divine Godmodding powers. The Godmodder throws the sword at John Egbert, Moderately Wounding him. The sword returns, taking 6500 damage from the hooking and winds. (I hope you weren't trying to use John to initiate a combo with yourself.)

Infinity rests in the Respawn Lounge. A voice sneaks to his mind.    I can help you get out of here quick. At a price, of course. How about it?    (If you take this, you can immediately take an action next turn.) The D 4 C randomly attacks a Herobrine and connects.

Kathryn heals herself. Kate then attacks Amaria for 5000. Well, I guess you are neutral.

H 2 O casts an attack buff at Elemental H 2 O, who attacks a Zombie for 5000 damage, and splashes 1000 damage to all other Zombies. The Drake Mech activates a 5000 point Barrier and burns a Spider. The Pylon Imp uses Giant Lazor on the sword, dealing 9000 damage to the sword. The Stag attacks an Enderman for 9000, killing one. (Gdi. I'll hit a Girl and refresh the cooldown on attack as compensation.)

Talist tries to auction the Australium in the Steam Marketplace. Good luck getting the thing, though. You're trying to take a sword from an omnicidal, universe-rending maniac.

Speed tries to break the webbing and deals 3000 damage to the webbing. Hunter struggles and does 1000 damage to the webbing.

Alpha summons Aarik, and drops a car at him, dealing 1 damage. (80000 HP. +5% damage per stack of luck. Can spend one luck to increase damage by 15% or reduce damage taken this turn by 15%. Noping Elementalize. Increasing SMG damage by 1000/bullet. Reducing Assault Rifle damage by 1000/bullet. I'm trusting you to handle how much damage his attacks does (at least base damage).) Gamma attacks the Sword for 3000. Beta helps the Guardian out by attacking the webbing. (Well, they were split and cheap, so they will be squishy.)

(Piono: Considering the amount of posts in there, I'm surprised he (the one that complains about zones/GM of Origins, forgot his name) hasn't quit. Or the fact that he still has a 2-post per turn policy. I don't actually mind people complaining. Player feedback and all that jazz.)

Magnus tries to chain down the Godmodder, but the Godmodder just cuts the chains with his sword. Bad idea... Welp. Can't help you.

Shadow, Fury, Galvix, and Neodyme destroys the webbing with the help of the Punch Gun. Spirit heals the Guardian for 3000, while Light shields the Guardian for 3000. Arkus redirects some of the excess damage to a Mecha Skeleton. (You're already basically a 21000 attack/350000 HP entity. So for balance reasons, no.)

Jindra summons the ^{Water Elemental.} 40000 HP. 10000 attack. Abilities are unchanged. The Water Elemental breaks the webbing and then the Heavenbringer attacks the Mecha Spider for 3000 each.

GWing returns and saps the Australium Sword for 3000 damage. (Wait, what? John is a god? Piono?)

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End of turn:

The Godmodder attacks the Vault Door for another 250000 damage.

The Mecha Herobrines attacks the Heavenbringer's remaining arm for 30000, destroying it.

The Mecha Endermen attacks Solar, wounding him.

The Mecha Spiders skitters on the remaining Gilded Wurm and destroys it. Providence is no longer immune.

The Mecha Zombies activates Horde Mentality and kills Solar.

The Mecha Skeletons attacks the Great Stag of Alaxia for 18000 damage.

Tabbune, seeing the Great Stag att-The Godmodder slams his sword to the ground. The impact causes a large shockwave. At the end of the wave, Tabbune and the Portlight Crew is reduced to normal player stats, and their abilities are severely nerfed. The Ghostly Twin was purged.

What the hell was that? I don't care what that is. It's dirty for sure.

The Godmodder refreshes the cooldown for the Zombies' Horde Mentality, and they execute Amaria. Amaria! I-I'm okay... I t-think. Looks like we got a cheater. So this is a Godmodder.

Don't worry. I got the control back. And don't worry about Amaria. She'll be back like a regular player.

Tabbune fires a Mana Laser at the Godmodder, infused with his fury, dealing 1 damage to the Godmodder and 15000 damage to the sword. He then summons a Shockfire Phoenix. The Shockfire Phoenix attacks the sword for 3000.

Ira activates Shadowform, reducing the damage she takes for the next turn and increasing her own damage. She attacks a Mecha Skeleton for 6000 damage, and gains 2000 barrier.

The usual stuff happens.

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Battlefield

Vault Door: 1717000/3000000. [OBJECTIVE]

Godmodder: 37/100. Goat-blood Infused Australium Great Sword of Divine Godmodding: 173000/250000. [   BOSS   ]

Mecha Herobrines: 1/3. x1. 3/3. x1. Disapparate:1/2. [PG]

Mecha Enderman: 12000/15000. x4. Teleport. [PG]

Mecha Spiders Mk. 2: 12000/20000. x5. Divine Webweave: 1/3. [PG]

Mecha Zombies Mk. 2: 11100/20000. x5. 16900/20000. x7. Armor. Horde Mentality: 4/4.

Mecha Skeletons Mk. 2: 10000/20000. x1. 13000/20000. x1. Bone Archery.

Tabbune: Wounded. Elemental Strikes. Love's Embrace (2/2). Second Spell:2/2. Shockfire Phoenix: 1/3. Mana Laser: 1/6. (NPC) [AG]

Shockfire Phoenix: 5000/5000. Rebirth. (Tabbune) [AG]

Amaria: Dead (0/2). Love Pulse. Naturally Tanky. Angelic Gift: 0/3. Sunstrike: 0/3. Love's Embrace: 0/6. (NPC) [AG]

Ira: Wounded. Barrier: 12000. Force Blades. Shadowform: 1/2. Overdrive: 2/4. Ghostly Twin: 2/6. (NPC) [AG]

Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]

Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (3 stacks). Control: Surge: 5/5. (Alpha) [AG]

Gamma: 10000/10000. Berserk Button. Control: Restore. Gamma Strike: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]

Aarik: 80000/80000. 0 Luck. (Alpha) [AG]

Infinity: Dead (1/2). Lightning Spear: Durability: 1/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 58/100. [N]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 144000/150000.High Voltage: 4/4. Contract:8/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Speed & Fira: Wounded. Healer Emblem. Love's Embrace Emblem. [AG]

Hunter: 51000/80000. Divine Webweave: 5000. State: Silencer. Ammo: 2/5. Marksman Sight: 4/8. Justice and Retribution (Inactive). Barrier: 32000/40000. Ammo: 0/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 6/6. Lock 'N Load: 8/8. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]

Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 18/20. 2 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]

Sacred Spirit (Sacred) [AG]

Fury (Sacred) [AG]

Light (Sacred) [AG]

Neodyme (Sacred) [AG]

Galvix (Sacred) [AG]

Arkus (Sacred) [AG]

Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 59000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 4/5. (Sacred) [AG]

Jondanger: Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]

Jindra: Wounded. Avalon Code: 9/10. [AG]

Heavenbringer: 76000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 0/25000. Resapwn: 1/5. Left Arm: 0/25000. Respawn: 4/5. (Jindra) [AG]

H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]

Great Stag of Alaxia: 15000/30000. Regen Aura. (H 2 O) [AG]

Elemental H 2 O: 20000/20000. Frostbolt: 4/4. (H 2 O) [AG]

Glitched H 2 O: 20000/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]

Pylon Imp: 16000/25000. Big Lazor: 1/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]

Lil' Drake Imp: 19000/30000. Burning Strike. Barrier: 1/4. (H 2 O) [AG]

Solar/Emmaline: Dead (0/2). Flare Gun x1. [AG]

Providence: 41000/90000. Shockwave:3/3. God's Eye: 5/6. Barrier: 2/2 (3 Casts). Shadow Shard: 5/5. (Solar) [AG]

Walrus: Wounded. Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]

The Girls: 6000/6000. x4. (Walrus) [AG]

T-man: Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]

Piono: Weapon: 3/4. [AG]

John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Do the Windy Thing: 5/6. (Piono) [AG]

GWing: Wounded. [AG]

Magnus [AG]

Kathryn: Wounded. Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness (4 Durability). [N]

Kate the Eagle: 5000/5000. Highspeed. Fledgling of the Sky: 3/5. (Kathryn) [N]

Naanite [AG]

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edited 18th Apr '16 3:25:32 AM by Tabbune

Tabbune: Nah, it was just an attack and me being a goof, although I'm slightly sad me and John attacking together still only did 6500 damage. :(

Also... Apprently, yeah, John is in the pantheon. I didn't realize he'd been ascended. DTG canon to the rescue! That... might make for some interesting shenanigans if the ascended Egbert were to meet the IUPC Egbert though.

163

• 2 to h2o, +1 to jindra

Eric nods as the exchange goes through. Alright then. That... that went better than I was worried it would. He waves his hand and the runes begin to dissipate, gently setting Cyndi down onto the ground.

....

Deimos shrugs. "Yeah, it's a big responsibility, but we all have big responsibilities these days. Reality's been going to pot. Eric's been pulling his hair out trying to actually do some good in the Multiverse and keep everyone in Haven alive."

....

@Gwing: John looks at Gwing. pantheon? am i part of a pantheon now? Sanford looks over at John. "Did you read any of the briefing before you came over here?" hehe. nope. is there like, another version of me here or something? did he double god-tier? "Yeah, sort of."

....

Action:

John hangs back, forming a powerful wind of hurricane force winds around himself, then launches himself forwards at the weakened Mecha Herobrine. This acts as an opener to an attack, and also as defense, this sends the two of them flying in different directions, John flies up into the sky, surrounded by a bubble of high-speed winds that deflects any projectiles sent his way, if they can even hit him given how small of a target he presents.

The Mecha Herobrine on the other hand is sent skimming low over the crowd of combatants. Hank jumps up over the crowd with a slightly enhanced red rune-arm, and performs a wrestling take-down, dropping it from the air straight into the ground, dropping it right into a trap dropped by Sanford. Hank backflips out of the way as the energy beams begin glowing and then heading straight up. The Mecha Herobrine begins struggling to get up, then spasming as the mech starts to short circuit.

It then proceeds to explode violently, pieces of it flying in every direction, the head, somehow in one functional piece. It flies up into the air, about to activate some nasty attack... "Boom headshot!" Deimos snipes it out of the air, mid-conversation with Shadow. "Sorry about that, couldn't resist the opportunity for a 360 noscope."

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

[RP AND ATTACKS]

Kathryn gives a thumbs up to the Godmodder for insta-killing Amaria. She doesn't talk about duelling the Godmodder yet for his servitude, for once recognising that he could likely curbstomp, like he did to her earlier. However, murdering Amaria isn't enough to make Kathryn actually like the Godmodder until he becomes her servant, which will never happen, as I said earlier. She doesn't go after the Godmodder, instead taking careful aim, and throwing the Shiny Sword at the 1 HP Mecha Herobrine. Assuming that they can avoid sufficiently weak attacks, this is not enough, so as soon as the sword gets close enough, several pulses of edge radiate from it. As many consider Herobrine to be some what edgy, and there is many, many, relatively edgy pieces of art of Herobrine, the edginess pulses radiate within the 1 HP Mecha Herobrine, and starts making it become more edgy. It becomes so edgy, that the edge begins to cause its insides to begin melting, dealing further damage to it.

Finally, the Shiny Sword embeds itself into Mecha Herobrine, causing the edge to reach maximum limits, and the Mecha Herobrine explodes. Probably.

[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]

Lesser Fire Sigil 6/25 (+2 from Alpha) =========================

Elementary 5/15 (+1 from Infinity) ===============

+1 to Alpha, Infinity and Sp33d0n

[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]

(The GM of 0rigins is The_Nonexistent_Tazz, in case you were wondering.)

edited 18th Apr '16 10:33:11 AM by ConsumerOfAll

Solar wakes up in the respawn lounge, rubbing their forehead with a grimace. "Welp, guess I got too overexcited. That's all right, it's whatever."

Providence glares out at the field. "Solar may be gone. But what they are about to summon - this is a dangerous affair."

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Charges

Something bad: 117/120 (+1 me, +1 h2o, +1 Jindra) ^note They get in through the mouth I'd really like to be able to use this soon, so if you have any spare charges that'd be appreciated. Thank you!

   Flora: 12/?    ^note In the name of the moon!

Multiversal Murder Squad: 8/? ^note Exactly what it sounds like

1 to h2o, 1 to Jindra, 1 to Speed.

edited 19th Apr '16 11:05:32 AM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

The One True h2obox: 34/90

   World-Ender: 13/30    (solar, piono)

I patch up the Stag, then my summons attack the Godmodder from a distance.

2 +1s to piono, one to solar.

. . .

Turns until the beast arrives: 10.

A sense of dread fills the air...

edited 18th Apr '16 12:14:51 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I talk to the voice.

Tempting offer... However, I refuse. There is nothing I like more than finding people who think they're hot shit and saying no straight to their faces. Or lack thereof, as the case may be.

Meanwhile, D4C's hand glows electric blue again.

Another four turns have passed, and you know what that means... It's time for my HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH VOLTAAAAAGE!!!

D4C uses High Voltage on a Mech, while I proceed to grab a bottle of wine and chug post-refusal.

   C-Moon   : 9/90 HINT: Will make Whitesnake usable in combat, but vulnerable as well. Gravity manipulation.

   Whitesnake   : 50/60 (+1 from Piono, Talist and Consumer) HINT: Unusable in its current form, once I obtain it, it must be strengthened before it can be used. I will also get 5 discs that I can put into an enemy to deal 3000 damage to that enemy for a few turns.

   Made In Heaven   : Will begin this once Whitesnake is summoned. HINT: Extremely powerful. The number of charges required will definitely be at whatever the cap is when Whitesnake is summoned. Upgrade for C-Moon. Time manipulation.

+1 to Piono, Talist, and Consumer

edited 18th Apr '16 7:18:02 PM by InfinityRyujin

Sorry for the unlisted dropout. I won't be coming back immediately. I've been drowning in schoolwork recently, and I haven't had a chance to post recently. Hopefully I'll be able to rejoin soon.

Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.

Magnus attacks the godmodder, his staff blazing with energy as he strikes with it in a two handed overhead strike intended to crush skulls or break weapons, and throws energy off of himself burning the ground and any immediate enemies. (After all the best defense is an unbreakable offense.)

The Ritual 51/120

Ascension 3/120

Why are you even looking at this?

Dude, did you just ignore my actions? Nic Cage in a bear suit will not be pleased.

The Girls continue to focus fire on the sword, while I punch one of the mecha minions in the face. Whilst wearing a chicken suit. I have one of those too.

Eggs-cellent!

Charges:

• Charles Barkley: 17/??

• Nicolas Cage in A Bear Suit: 1/??

Talist

edited 19th Apr '16 6:45:45 PM by Troper_Walrus

No time, too late. Sorry. The Aspects shield, and reflect damage done to everyone backto the PG's. See you guys tomorrow, when I might be able to RP when people post.

Ah... No Script ate my post by causing the page to refresh. So... quick action...

Troper_walrus Sacred Spirit Infinity

I don't know why people give me so many +1s

@Sacred Spirit: Kai wanting to meet Wilson? ... Um... no? If she did say something to that effect, then I made a mistake because Kai and Wilson would not have known of each other before this game. Cynder has said in a private conversation a while ago that she wanted to meet Wilson, so take of that what you will.

Action: I grind down a mecha enderman to dust (and this somehow doesn't kill it because action balancing) and loot whatever ender pearl equivalent it has. Then I throw that like a baseball at the Godmodder. And... when he hits it with his sword, it counts as the sword having thrown the ender pearl. Totally. So his sword teleports out of his hands. Then I sell it on the Steam market place. Maybe that will work.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Tabbs I think you forgot my Water Elemental at the end of turn report.

??? 25/? solar
Plan D 44/60 piono

I'll pull a dart from the Avalon Code (its mostly a book in case I refer to something as simply such in the future) and throw it at the Godmodder's sword, where it explodes into something that will encourage rapid rusting of all metals. Heaven Bringer and Water Elemental shall attack the spiders.

1x +1 to solar, piono

edited 18th Apr '16 8:22:00 PM by JindraAG