I was in a plane yesterday. I was tired, sorry about this being so late.
Hunter's specials are ready. Here we go.
A plane can be heard from overhead, and a box drops in.
Good. My equipment is here.
Hunter doesn't even flinch when the box lands right on him. If anyone was to put their ear against this titanium-steel alloy box, they might just hear a slight fizzing.
The box falls apart after about five minutes, accompanied by this sound.
Hunter's normally shades of green Combat Armour is now Black and Red. Veins of blue coarse through the arms and chest. Hunter is seen standing in a blue-black liquid. Hunter is then covered in a light blue field for a second, before it becomes invisible again. It then... It Spoilers for Metriod Prime 3: Corruption, I guess. The liquid dies.
DNA stabilisation... Active. Phazon seperation... Complete. Safety to user: 100%. Safety to others: 100%. Chance of Phazon Radiation leaks: 0%.
Perfect.
Hunter continues to listen to the Armour Systems Diagnostic after exposure to Phazon.
So, whatever happened to the other stuff?
The plane circles back, dropping a box, which Hunter catches.
Ah. Here it is.
Hunter gets out Silencer and removes the Reciever. He then puts in a new device. It causes the barrel to glow red. The new part glow bright red with heat. Hunter pulls out an attachment for the silencer on Silencer (isn't that an awkward line?), which glows a bright green. He screws that on.
For those of you who want an explanation, my armour was just exposed to Phazon corruption. It's safe now, the Phazon died. The new parts for my rifle were the Plasma Beam and the Nova Beam attachment. Silencer now shoots fire beams instead of bullets.
All of the plates from the metal box have the Radioactive symbol painted onto them. Similarly, all sides of the Plasma and Nova beam box have symbols painted on them to symbolise danger of electrocution and burning.
Hunter then goes to fire at Amaria.
But my pistol is the go-to for now. Let's... *click* go?
His gun is empty.
Damn. Empty.
He points Silencer at Amaria and disappears.
Well. I have another plan yet.
I have a feeling this next bit isn't gonna end well.
I have two potential attacks to pull relating to other people. What to do, what to do...
To quote the Old El Paso commercial and meme... ¿por què no los dos? Translation:
Okay, I have a brilliant idea. I was struggling to get these to work. But, here goes nothing.
Hunter aims down the sights on his sniper rifle.
No effect on the sights.
Hunter feels the gun in his hands.
Somewhat noticeable on the weight. Time for the most important test...
Hunter watches Kathryn dousing Amaria in gasoline, but before she can burn it, Hunter just laughs to himself.
Perfect vector for attack. This ought to be interesting in terms of the effects.
Hunter pulls the trigger, and a red beam connects the barrel to Amaria, passing over Kathryn's right shoulder, for a few agonising seconds, before all the gasoline on Amaria burns. He might catch Kathryn off guard, or the Plasma and Fire Magic might converge, or... This is Consumer's decision. Waiting on you.
No matter what happens, Hunter mutters this to himself.
Firing test: Complete. Safety is on. Performance: Well better than expected.
Meanwhile, I'm watching Alpha and Beta's attack through my 3DS. I push R.
ちょっと、準備ができていますか, Fira?
もちろん, 射撃を開始する!
Apologies for moderately to heavily-botched Japanese, I do not speak Japanese and it was for the sake of a joke and to Hand Wave the reason why I'm doing what I'm about to. The attempted lines are: "Hey, are you ready, Fira?" and "Of course. Open fire!"
Of course, it then occurs to everyone that neither Speed nor Fira know a single phrase in Japanese.
How did we just say that?
All right then.
Speed then leaps over Beta, and performs several Diagonal Cuts on Tabbune in midair. When Speed hits the ground, Fira follows it up with a swing of her (just a reminder here) two-and-a-half metre long Halberd. Which she is wielding easily with one hand. After Fira is grounded, all of the Diagonal Cuts trigger at once. The result is kind of messy. Tabbune is fine, though.
And that's that.
All done.
To Cynder:
No, I wasn't searching for evidence that she's in a cult or something. I was searching for any of the species' culture or lore I could get scraped together. You would think that the proper runes would be mentioned in culture, right?
Hmm... I've found a few things, a picture or two, but none of the pictures match Cynder's appearance...
Did you find anything on the crystals?
Not as yet, but I'm looking... could they be in Xenogeology?
We're looking.
I know you're gonna forget this in a minute, but Sigma was that cloud who was possessing that robot.
Damn it. Gonna do the rest of this next turn.
Action Summary:
Speed and Fira make a Project X Zone reference and apply more Diagonal Cuts to Tabbune.
Hunter switches to Silencer, and fires on Amaria.
Special Attacks:
PL-8 & NO-9- Plasma Beam and Nova Beam: This increases Hunter's attack significantly with Silencer, and gives hunter a new special: Star Shot. Star Shot applies the debuff Celestial Burn on a target, and this deals damage for three turns.
PH-Ω- Phazon Suit: This completely restores Hunter's barrier and increases it's maximum HP. I may be pushing it, but it also slightly decreases the effect of all buffs and debuffs on Hunter.
I'll do a full update next turn.
edited 11th Apr '16 1:27:58 AM by Sp33d0n
That guy
Well, I suppose this is technically a null. My browser crashed, so I've had to retype stuff.
Wilson keeps on searching through his ender pouch, eventually drawing out a bottle filled with a light, airy pink liquid and holding the bottle's neck in his mouth. When he looks up, the sudden helicopter startles him and he almost drops the bottle.
Wah! ... Um... hello, I suppose.
Kai grins a little at the Infinity Weapon's parting words and returns them.
Um... thank you. Y-you too... Good bye.
When she hears Shadow mention her name, Kai looks up at Deimos, self conscious about being next to Spirit.
Hello. Um... Yeah. I'm Kai. I think we've... seen each other briefly. ... It's always a little odd meeting... people who have... known Spirit longer than me. ...
I tend to be better able... to understand the magic side of things. ... Although...
She looks to Neo.
I envy people who can keep this sort of thing straight.
She uses her left paw to indicate the wires and foam Neo is working on, then winces slightly.
I'm mostly of magic, but have a little... bit of technology in me. I suppose it's... it's like yin-yang. You know, each has... a bit of the other in it.
Kai thinks about each of the described locations and what could be there.
Each... each of you have your home worlds? ... Then there's... so much to see... ... But then a problem then is that... you've probably already seen... everything in those places. So... exploring together like that... would be kinda one sided for me. ... And I don't really want that...
Now her thoughts turn back to food.
*hah*... I guess... I guess I'd be able to relate more to that if I... remembered my really early puphood. ... And by that, I mean like... a week old... I would have had a similar experience of discovery. ... I don't think I can taste sweet as much as... as you can, but I still... still like it. ... Especially... um... that sounds like a root beer float. ... I've had one of those before. ... They usually... have something called caffeine, but I apparently shouldn't... have any. But even... without it, it was really nice. So... I hope to... take you up on that offer. But we don't... have much of... a kitchen around here.
She grins a little.
And I think... Gamma would want a kitchen too.
Now she looks back at Spirit, her "voice" getting a little quieter and softer.
I... I... ... Sweet Spirit... I know that we... always feel similarly... it's great...
Of course, it wasn't very hard to look at Kai's upturned ears, bright eyes, and widely swinging tail to see how she felt. She was practically kicking up dust with it. When she glances up at Spirit, she notices their own tears, and stays completely silent for a while, quietly crying. Then, finally, she bursts out in an ecstatic, playful tone.
Sweet Spirit! S-stop it! ... I warned you I'd start crying if you kept that up! Now I just... can't maintain myself anymore! It's too... too difficult not to! Just so much! I'm just slipping to emotion, but it feels superb to slide down the skew, head over paw!
Fully giving in to the emotion, she turns and buries her head in Spirit's arms.
When Neo reconnects some of the last nerve wires, Kai suddenly starts giggling, fighting to remain still.
*Hah!* *Heh!* Please! P-please! It tickles so much!
Apparently she was feeling ticklish suddenly.
Please no! *Hah...* Okay... okay... *Hah...* ... You're doing great. You'll h-
Then she starts giggling again and takes a few seconds to calm down again.
*Hah...* ... Sorry. I'm actually getting some feeling in my leg now. Thank you! I'll keep as still as I c- *Hah!* *Heh...*
And... there she went again.
Now with a much more serious topic, Kai tries to fight against her joy to not seem rude.
If something can... um... object to being called something, then we should be saying someone instead and know them as people. That's... my opinion anyway. And so much falls beneath that! Your feeling for me is mutual.
Then she tilts her head to fully enjoy the feeling of being scratched.
*hah...*
With the conflict between Spirit and the Guardian, Kai looks up, becoming more anxious. She didn't like it when people argued, but her happiness carried her through. And she also sighs when Spirit returns. Seemingly speaking to the Guardian, she says,
... Sorry. Sorry for that.
edited 11th Apr '16 6:40:27 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
![[nja]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Anti Ninja is sleeepy.
—
(Naanite: Uhmmm... Whoops.) A pebble then appears and rolls up into the size of a mountain, which hits Tabbune, dealing 4000 damage.
Infinity uses Megaton Punch on Tabbune, dealing 21000 damage to him. The D 4 C attacks Ira for 10000 damage.
Hank attacks Ira by stabbing her once, before Piono summons John Egbert Stats . Hank then does a flurry of charged hits on Ira, dealing lethal damage and earing him the Ghostly Twin Emblem. Activate it to create a ghostly clone of yourself, which has 15000 HP, and attacks the target you attacked with your action for 15000 damage. Ghostly Twin lasts for 3 turns. That's... a good one... Took too much, I guess... (Yup, she got nuked :/ . Not that I blame you. This will actually be over quite soon.)
Solar fires the Flare at Tabbune. The Greens? Providence then uses God's Eye at the crew. Woah. That's not green, but I'm not taking that. Tabbune dodges the damage, but Amaria takes 30000 damage from it.
H2O commands the H2Os and Mechs to attack Tabbune, dealing 6500 damage to him as he blocks a little, and burning him. Tabbune retaliates by hitting Elemental H 2 O for 15000 damage. (I was just a bit confused on your summon eating your own summon, since Glitched H 2 O deals 20000 if I remember correctly.)
Shadow uses a Weapon Charge and throws a regen serum at the Guardian, healing it for 6000.
/Null for Piono's RP. I... probably am. I guess. This is what too much Arcana Gem supression training does to me.
Walrus fires shots at Tabbune, dealing 4000 damage. Then, the Girls finally actually comes. They will be 5 flat entities with 6000 HP and 2000 attack each.
Cynder takes 12000 damage and slashes Tabbune due to Ira's absence. Tabbune parries, and only takes 7500 damage. The Crystals extends debuffs on Amaria and Tabbune, extending their burns.
The Heavenbringer attacks Tabbune for 15000 damage. Then, the Right Arm uses Protective Form, while the Left Arm uses Guard.
Kathryn continues brutalizing Amaria, dealing 7000 damage to her. You're still not answering what that Mary Sue crap is. You'd think this would be enough to kill me, eh? Amaria shoots her other eye, wounding her. Uh, Amaria... You okay there? You're, uh... not being your usual self.
Magnus attacks Tabbune by walking to him covered by fire and lightning. This wouldn't have worked if Tabbune wasn't in his Heart Crystal form, but it deals 4000 damage.
Alpha commands Beta to attack Tabbune, but is tanked by Amaria, dealing 7500 damage. Tabbune retaliates, but is dodged. Alpha then attacks Tabbune for 4000 damage.
Fira and Speed attacks Tabbune for 4000 damage. Hunter then combos off from Kathryn's gasoline, dealing lethal damage, and earning Speed the Love's Embrace Emblem. Activate it to grant a player or Entity Immunity for two turns. That target is healed for 5000 a turn while Immune.
—
End of turn:
Before Tabbune could do anything, he takes lethal damage from the burn. H 2 O gains the Heart Crystal Emblem. Activate it to summon four Elementals which has 10000 HP and 3000 atttack, as well as being able to heal. Or summon the Great Stag of Alaxia, which has 30000 HP and 9000 attack, and grants all allied entities 2% HP regen.
Divine Light is wasted.
Tabbune then reverts to his original form. You got us good. Amaria, heal everyone up. Sure thing. Amaria pulls a deep breath, and then raises her right arm. A light fills the battlefield. Every player is healed to full HP, and Entities to 50% of their HP. Yeah. My healing isn't perfect.
Ira then cuts in. So, about that Godmodder guy. Oh yeah. Get in the Portlight, everyone. Or follow us if you're too big for the Portlight.
The Portlight then lands. It's not made of the usual wood anymore. It's now covered in a metallic material.
To the Godmodder we go. We now have Godmodder sensors. For some reason, we were able to detect a diferrence in the Godmodder's power signature from other beings.
After a short flight:
We're landing. I'm not risking the Portlight getting wrecked by the Godmodder.
This seems familiar.
You all found the Godmodder wailing at the Pantheon Vault's door again, only this time, Mechs are helping.
I've been waiting. Mechs, get'em!
—
Global Emblem: Server-Announcer's Gift. (Damage boost vs. NPCs. Free +2 after doing an action.)
Battlefield
Vault Door: 2500000/3000000. [OBJECTIVE]
Godmodder: 39/100. Goat-blood Infused Australium Great Sword of Divine Godmodding. [ BOSS ]
Mecha Giant Mk. 2: 50000/50000. Armor. Splash. [PG]
Mecha Herobrines: 3/3. x3. Disapparate:0/2. [PG]
Mecha Enderman: 15000/15000. x8. Teleport. [AG]
Mecha Spiders Mk. 2: 20000/20000. x8. Webweave: 0/3. [PG]
Mecha Zombies Mk. 2: 20000/20000. x16. Armor. Horde Mentality: 0/4.
Mecha Skeletons Mk. 2: 20000/20000. x8. Bone Archery.
Tabbune: 50000/50000. Elemental Strikes. Second Spell:1/2. Shockfire Phoenix: 1/3. Mana Laser: 4/6. (NPC) [AG]
Amaria: 70000/70000. Love Pulse. Angelic Gift: 1/3. Sunstrike: 1/3. Love's Embrace: 4/6. (NPC) [AG]
Ira: 50000/50000. Barrier: 20000. Force Blades. Shadowform: 1/2. Overdrive: 4/4. Ghostly Twin: 4/6. (NPC) [AG]
Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (3 stacks). Control: Surge: 2/5. (Alpha) [AG]
Gamma: 6000/10000. Berserk Button. Regen: 5000. 2/3. Control: Restore. Gamma Strike: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]
Omega: 20000/20000. Mighty Glacier. (Active). Regen: 5000. 2/3. Beam Spam: 10/10. Control: Obliterate: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Ultimate Armor: 64000/120000. Megaton Punch (Disabled), Soul Drain, Divine Light. Divine Light (1/3). Lightning Spear: Durability: 1/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 58/100. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 135000/150000. Contracted (2 turns). High Voltage: 4/4. Contract:4/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Healer Emblem. [AG]
Hunter: 60000/80000. Regen: 5000. 1/3. State: Silencer. Ammo: 5/5. Marksman Sight: 8/8. Justice and Retribution (Inactive). Barrier: 20000/40000. Ammo: 0/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 2/6. Lock 'N Load: 8/8. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Sacred/The Party: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 19/20. 1 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 50000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. Burrowing. Aura of Time.(Sacred) [AG]
Ascendant Cynder: 65000/130000. (Handled by Talist) (Talist) [AG]
Ender Crystal: 1/1. x3. Heal-over-time. Heal-and-extend (Ascendant Cynder) [AG]
Jondanger: Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Avalon Code: 9/10. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 70000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 20500/25000. Guard: 4/4. Protective Barrier: 1/3. Left Arm: 20500/25000. Guard: 1/4. Hollow Domain: 3/3. (Jindra) [AG]
H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Elemental H 2 O: 10000/20000. Frostbolt: 4/4. (H 2 O) [AG]
Glitched H 2 O: 20000/20000. Attack: 2/3. (H 2 O) [AG]
Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 2/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Lil' Drake Imp: 28000/30000. Burning Strike. Barrier: 2/4. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
Providence: 50000/90000. Shockwave:3/3. God's Eye: 1/6. Barrier: 2/2 (3 Casts). Shadow Shard: 5/5. Hands of Providence.
CJB: Wounded.Bigger Gun [A]: 4 durability. Shoot: 5/5. Flare Gun x1, Buzzsaw x1, Candy x1, Soda x1. [AG]
Walrus: Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
John Egbert: Do the Windy Thing: 1/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing [AG]
Magnus [AG]
Kathryn [N]
Naanite [AG]
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Note to Alpha/other player bosses in the works that I don't remember: Things would be toned down for your bosses as I would try to make them optional. And think up of the Emblem for rewards.
edited 11th Apr '16 4:02:03 AM by Tabbune
All right then! Last turn's RP I meant to do but didn't will be in a bit. Relevant to this turn things here first.
Hunter gets into his Power Armour and grabs a fuel tank from the Phazon crate before he leaves.
Right, don't want to ruin the Portlight. Fair enough. Actually, that reminds me.
Fira's already writing down a phone number.
Let me guess. You want to call up Shinra to check on how the Dragonturtle, Doctor Urashima, Reiji, Xiaomu and friends are getting along after the Golden Chains incident?
You were there, weren't you?
The joys of being a dimension hopping, Godmodder hunting, time travelling me. Yes, that is my intention, and also to see if I can enlist their assistance in our fight.
I think they might be on the Partheon. You may want to check.
Actually, I already did! They aren't, strangely enough. Whoever decides on Ascentions should really get on that.
Anyway, their assistance would be invaluable to our efforts.
Jeez, you just want an excuse to drag people in here, don't you?
No...
Yes.
The end of the Duel with the Portlight Crew
Dead on the money.
That looked... Painful. But, seriously Tabbune, that Heart Crystal thing you pulled was epic!
Hunter tosses a spare magazine or eight to Amaria. Naturally, he has the exact same kind of ammo that Amaria uses.
The benefits of living in an armoury. Here, you should stock up before anything major happens.
And then... The Vault slides into view.
Oh, Fira...
That's not good!
We most certainly do NOT want Richard getting in there.
Really? Go figure.
Hunter whispers this to Tabbune.
We need a diversion. Something to keep the Godmodder occupied while a team sneaks into and empties the vault. Then if he gets in, and I'm not saying he will, there won't be anything for him to take.
Hunter is currently thinking up how he would divide the teams.
Do you know where I can get my hands on a blueprint of the place or something? Strategies are hard to make when the only entrance you know is being assaulted by an almost omnipotent lunatic.
Hunter then takes aim at a Mecha Skeleton, and signals for others to do the same. He removes his helmet, takes a breath, and... Hunter's eye behind the scope begins to glow a vibrant blue. A laser is aimed at the head of a Mecha, and Hunter begins picking a different target instead.
The beam finally decides on a Mecha Giant, and it passes clean through it. The beam then reflects off the elevator, and goes back to the Mecha Giant. It then points at the Godmodder, and knowing it will miss, continues to hit the giant a third time. Hunter pulls the trigger, and the Plasma Beam follows this convoluted shot path perfectly.
And there's the kind of shot that need's a Marksman's Sight.
Hunter stays in the Portlight, even though it's been landed, as he considers it a good position to snipe from. Now if only it was airborne. Speed and Fira somersault and flip over the side of the Portlight to hit the ground, respectively.
Speed charges at the same Mecha Giant that Hunter shot, and proceeds to tear up the Giant in a crosswind made from his blade spinning at a dizzying 45k RPM. Oh, the blade was slashing up the giant while Speed was spinning.
Fira then slides the axe part of her Halberd around the Giant's neck and spins. Burning and snapping, a dual fatality combo from one attack!
Last turn's RP I ran out of time to do.
That's fair, I guess, Cynder. Most people do, and even I gloss over boring details sometimes. Mostly time saving, though.
Speed then pecomes agitated at a mention of Ex.
Trust me, you do not want to meet MY Ex. He's so far into Chaotic Evil they needed to invent a new morality thing for him.
Action Summary:
Speed and Fira combo off of Hunter...
Who uses Marksman's Sight on a Giant.
Special Attacks:
Phazon Suit: READY
Plasma Beam and Nova Beam: READY
Last Stand: (+2 from Consumer, Infinity, Server Announcer, Solar, +1 from H 2 O) 39/120
Super Form: 10/120
- 1 to Consumer, Solar, Infinity
edited 12th Apr '16 12:51:40 AM by Sp33d0n
EAT YOUR GREENS
Solar grins. "Aaaaah, Godmodder is back! I'm gonna enjoy this. And you brought an army, too, that's real nice of ya!"
Providence sighs, then picks up Solar again and unleashes another Shockwave. "This could get interesting very quickly, to say the absolute least."
Charges
Something bad: 103/120 (+1 me, +2 Narrator) note
Flora: 8/? note
Multiversal Murder Squad: 4/? note Changing a couple of these people. Not that anyone will know the difference by the time the summon goes through.
1 to h2o, 1 to Jindra, 1 to Speed.
edited 11th Apr '16 10:39:54 AM by iamsolarflare
When everything changes nothing changes.
First in and first knocked out
140
- 1 to h2o, walrus and alpha
John waves at Wilson hey wilson! how're you doing?
Deimos gives a short wave to Kai. "Known them? Not really, I think Shadow's the only one I've had serious interaction with. I mostly know about them because the IUPC likes to know where universe-eater strength entities are, especially ones that frequent the area where our home base is. Doubly so since the Aspects are actually friendly as opposed to, say- focused on eating universes."
Then the whole thing with the fight wrapping up.
Eric and the crew look at each other. Eric shrugs.
No points in not going with them, not like the helicopter's irreplaceable or anything.
Then they get there.
Oh gorilla.
Deimos and Sanford look at each other, John readies his hammer and jumps out flying straight at the Mecha Skeletons, Mega-bonking one of them with the warhammer of zillyhoo, dealing absurd amounts of damage, this is followed up by the Mech being barraged by a spray of firepower from Hank, Sanford and Deimos, and the mech suddenly falls face-forward as Eric is suddenly behind it, having chopped of its head with a golden glowing broadsword.
Eric looks out at the mechs as Hank lands beside him.
Jeez, I'm not liking these odds, this is... this is pretty bad. Any chance we might be able to get any gods to join on this?
Hank shakes his head.
Eric grimaces. Alright, we need to figure something out, Alpha's been prepping for this fight. A lot. There's no way we can take down these mechs on our own without taking casualties.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
[RP AND ATTACKS] " I just told you that I don't know. Why would I tell you, anyway? Don't think that this is over just yet. You'll either die, or become my slave. Just wait." Kathryn says, glaring at Amaria, before rushing straight past her and grazing her skin at a speed that would likely severely harm Amaria if she got hit. She weaves past the Mechas, and if any of them attempt to intercept her, they are going to be severely damaged and sent flying. If successful, she jumps towards the Godmodder, who shines out as somebody extremely powerful and useful, even though the day that Kathryn gets an Omega Plus godmodder as her servant is the day that the Conflict or the Narrative die. She then attempts to simply punch him in the face. As soon as the Godmodder dodges it, he realises that the air is filled with invisible explosive devices, which promptly detonate near him. Kathryn quickly tries to fly back past the Mechas.
[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]
Animal Companions 8/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect) [[red:========]==
Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness: 7/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect) ==========
+1 to Alpha, Infinity and Sp33d0n
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I can't think of anything to say.)
Hey, everyone's here! Now we can all die together!
I Soul Drain one of the Mecha Giants.
Oh, yes, more targets! And four turns have passed, so that means one lucky Mech will be on the receiving end of my...
D4C's hand glows in an electric blue color.
HIGH VOLTAGE!
Action Summary: I use Soul Drain on a Mecha Giant, while D4C uses High Voltage on one of the Mechs.
C-Moon: 5/90 HINT: Will make Whitesnake usable in combat, but vulnerable as well. How? By transforming Whitesnake into C-Moon.
Whitesnake: 34/60 (+2 from announcer, +1 from Piono, Talist and Consumer) HINT: Unusable in its current form, once I obtain it, it must be strengthened before it can be used. Although maybe there will be an item to go along with Whitesnake.
Made In Heaven: Will begin this once Whitesnake is summoned. HINT: Extremely powerful. The number of charges required will definitely be at whatever the cap is when Whitesnake is summoned.
+1 to Piono, Talist, and Consumer
edited 11th Apr '16 2:45:34 PM by InfinityRyujin
Something Stunning: 100/? ACTIVATED. (Announcer, Talist twice.) It's on.
?: 7/? (Announcer, Alpha.)
Entity Pool: 40
Sorry, I have some stuff to do. But, yeah. I'll do what I can here. RP coming tomorrow. School's leeching my time.
ACTION:
Shadow teleports behind a Mecha Skeleton, dodging its attacks, and strikes at it, while...
...Fury lunges and strikes at it as well‽
Meanwhile, Spirit heals the Guardian, while the others prepare a barrier to protect the AG's.
I've been charging up so I can use more than one move at once!
Entity Action:
The Guardian pops up and expels a burst of Venom, emptying his reserves for a Splash effect at the enemy army.
Plus three to Talist.
Actually, out of respect, RP is a WIP. It'll come with tomorrow, though, since I'm out of time.
edited 11th Apr '16 6:29:29 PM by SacredSpirit123
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
are the endermen supposed to be AG?
My summons and I open fire on the Mecha Giant.
Oh, and I summon the Great Stag of Alaxia.
Gunmancer uses the uzi.
The One True h2obox: 23/90 (piono, solar, announcer)
King Cureslime: 6/30
a +1 to sp33d, piono, and solar.
. . .
Turns until the beast arrives: 14.
edited 11th Apr '16 6:06:35 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
Wanderer
??? 17/? event solar
Water Elemental 56/60 SUMMON Eventnote
Plan D 41/41 HELD
I'm going to throw some giant crosses at the Mecha Zombies. Heavenbringer will attack all three Mecha Herobrines.
1x +1 to solar
That guy
Bookkeeping Station: got +9 total, +2 from action. This is tallying up my previous turn. So I can allocate 15 total. ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Alpha Sacred Spirit Infinity
85/120 charge.
Blank: 30/120
Wilson sighs slightly at the question.
Well... I'd assume you're here for the same reason I am. And with a reason like that, I'm trying my best to be doing well.
Then he looks up at the Portlight.
And we have to go. Well, let's see where we go.
Kai smiles at Deimos.
When you say universe-eater might, is that exactly what it sounds like? That doesn't sound like Spirit or Shadow or anyone else. I've mostly been with Spirit, but I know Shadow is really nice too. So I'm not sure why your group is concerned.
Cynder seems almost annoyed that she got healed.
Hrm. It was getting interesting.
When she gets out of the Portlight (somehow not taking damage during the trip), she stares out at the mecha spiders. I think this is the first time she's actually seen them.
... ... At... at least they're mechanical.
Somehow, Cyndi is still alive. And I'll keep alternating between those names just to confuse people.
Cyndi takes 13,000 damage. She adds all three Mecha Herobrines to the Aura of Time then uses Dragon's Fireball to inflict all three with a 5,000 per turn DOT for 3 turns. And that... kills them at the end of the turn? Question mark? They probably have really high evasion or only take one damage per attack or something. The Ender Crystals heal and top off Elemental H20.
Well this potion is pointless right now. But on the plus side...
Action: Wilson (/I/me/whatever) triggers electricity around one of the mecha zombies, creating a shining cage of lightning that either stops it from moving or short circuits it if it tries to move.
I feel like we can handle this.
edited 11th Apr '16 9:36:19 PM by Talist
There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
Anti Ninja
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Hunter activates his Phazon upgrades. The upgrade restores his Barrier and strengthens it, causing it to take less damage, as well as increasing Silencer's attack damage to 50000. (I'm pondering why I let Hunter have 35000 attack damage on Silencer.) Hunter uses his Marksman Sight, and snipes the Giant, dealing God knows how much damage to the Giant. Then Fira and Speed brutalize the corpse of the Mecha Giant. Well, I guess it is pretty cool. I don't think I'd use it often, though. It puts a rather heavy strain on my Arcana Gem and my body.
Solar commands the Providence to use his Shockwave, dealing 3000 damage to 5 of the Mecha Zombies. Oh this will get interesting.
John Egbert dives the Mecha Skeletons, but they're being so clumped up that he only can hit one of the Skellies for 6000 damage. Piono's crew then supports him by shooting the Skeleton for 4000 damage.
Kathryn jumps right in and tries to hit the Godmodder. He simply swings the Goat-blood Infused Australium Great Sword of Divine Godmodding at Kathryn, wounding her. Mary Sues these days.
Infinity tries to Soul Drain the Mecha Giant, but it's dead, so he switches to attack the Mecha Endermen. They dodge with Teleport, but The Ultimate Armor heals 7000 HP despite not draining souls. The Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap uses High Voltage, one-shotting an Enderman.
The Party splits up anticlimaticly, becoming seven players on the Field. They each have normal player HPs and damage, but don't respawn. When they're wiped, they come back as normal Party after the Respawn Timer. Shadow will carry the items that the Party possesses. Shadow and Fury attacks a Mecha Skeleton, dealing 6000 damage. Spirit heals the Guardian for 3000 HP, and the remaining 4 aspects tries to protect the AG forces this turn. The Guardian's Venom burst is noped by the Godmodder, who smacks the Goat-blood Infused Australium Great Sword of Divine Godmodding to the head, but with the blunt side, causing the Guardian to flinch.
H 2 O and his summons focus fires the Endermen because there's no Mecha Giant, but this time actually connecting and killing it. The Gunmancer's Uzi does 1000 damage to 5 of the Zombies.
Jindra throws crosses at the Zombies, dealing 4000 smite damage to a Zombie. The Heavenbringer attacks the Mecha Herobrines, but only hits one of them for 1 damage.
Cynder adds the Mecha Herobrines to the Aura of Time and apply Dragon's Fireball to the three of them, miraculously hitting all three. But... they don't seem to be taking damage from the DoTs. They just burn. The Crystals tops off the Elemental H 2 O at the end of turn, and Cynder takes 13000 damage. Amaria just felt like healing you. Be a bit more grateful. Wilson tries to stop one of the Mecha Zombies from attacking.
—
End of turn:
Let's see what this thing could do.
The Godmodder swings the Goat-blood Infused Great Sword of Divine Godmodding at nothing in particular. A few seconds later, a cracking sound is heard. He broke the Server-Announcer's Gift.
The Mecha Herobrines attacks, dealing 15000 damage to the Providence, Hunter, and Ascendant Cynder.
The Providence's Hands of Providence activates, summoning the tow Gilded Wurms and rendering him Immune until they're destroyed.
The Endermen attacks the Imps, dealing 15000 damage to each Imp.
The Mecha Spiders gnaws at the Heavenbringer's Right Arm, destroying it.
The Mecha Zombies attacks John Egbert, Shadow, Speed, Talist, and CJB. John and Shadow takes moderate wounds, Speed and Talist takes a wound, and CJB is kicked for inactivity.
The Mecha Skeletons fires at the Ender Crystals, destroying the Crystals. Then, 5 of them attacks Amaria and Tabbune, dealing 27000 damage to Amaria, and 18000 to Tabbune. The Skeletons takes 2000 damage each.
Tabbune shoots a Lightning Bolt at a Mecha Skeleton, killing it and dealing 6000 damage to two Skeletons.
Amaria muskets a Mecha Endermen but misses due to Teleport.
Ira attacks a Zombie, killing the most injured one and gaining 4000 barrier.
Divine Light does 3000 damage to all PGs, except the Herobrines who dodges and the Zombies who only takes 2100 damage.
Several other End of turn effects triggers.
The Great Stag of Alaxia that H 2 O calls finally comes.
—
Battlefield
Vault Door: 2500000/3000000. [OBJECTIVE]
Godmodder: 39/100. Goat-blood Infused Australium Great Sword of Divine Godmodding. [ BOSS ]
Mecha Herobrines: 2/3. x1. 3/3. x3. Dragon's Fireball: 1/3. Aura of Time. Disapparate:2/2. [PG]
Mecha Enderman:12000/15000. x6. Teleport. [PG]
Mecha Spiders Mk. 2: 17000/20000. x8. Webweave: 2/3. [PG]
Mecha Zombies Mk. 2: 13900/20000. x4. 17900/20000. x11. Armor. Horde Mentality: 2/4.
Mecha Skeletons Mk. 2: 9000/20000. x2 15000/20000. x5. Bone Archery.
Tabbune: 32000/50000. Elemental Strikes. Second Spell:2/2. Shockfire Phoenix: 2/3. Mana Laser: 5/6. (NPC) [AG]
Amaria: 43000/70000. Love Pulse. Angelic Gift: 2/3. Sunstrike: 2/3. Love's Embrace: 5/6. (NPC) [AG]
Ira: 50000/50000. Barrier: 24000. Force Blades. Shadowform: 2/2. Overdrive: 4/4. Ghostly Twin: 5/6. (NPC) [AG]
Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]
Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (3 stacks). Control: Surge: 3/5. (Alpha) [AG]
Gamma: 10000/10000. Berserk Button. Regen: 5000. 1/3. Control: Restore. Gamma Strike: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]
Omega: 20000/20000. Mighty Glacier. (Active). Regen: 5000. 1/3. Beam Spam: 10/10. Control: Obliterate: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]
Infinity: Ultimate Armor: 71000/120000. Megaton Punch (Disabled), Soul Drain, Divine Light. Divine Light (1/3). Lightning Spear: Durability: 1/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 58/100. [N]
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 135000/150000. Contracted (2 turns). High Voltage: 1/4. Contract:5/10. (Infinity) [AG]
Speed & Fira: Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]
Hunter: 45000/80000. Regen: 5000. 1/3. State: Silencer. Ammo: 4/5. Marksman Sight: 1/8. Justice and Retribution (Inactive). Barrier: 20000/40000. Ammo: 0/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 3/6. Lock 'N Load: 8/8. (Speed) [AG]
Talist: Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]
Shadow: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 19/20. 1 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
Sacred Spirit (Sacred) [AG]
Fury (Sacred) [AG]
Light (Sacred) [AG]
Neodyme (Sacred) [AG]
Galvix (Sacred) [AG]
Arkus (Sacred) [AG]
Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]
Guardian of the Plains: 50000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 1/5. Aura of Time.(Sacred) [AG]
Ascendant Cynder: 37000/130000. (Handled by Talist) (Talist) [AG]
Jondanger: Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]
Jindra: Avalon Code: 9/10. [AG]
Heavenbringer: 70000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 20500/25000. Guard: 4/4. Protective Barrier: 2/3. Left Arm: 0/25000. Respawn: 1/5. (Jindra) [AG]
H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]
Great Stag of Alaxia: 30000/30000. Regen Aura. (H 2 O) [AG]
Elemental H 2 O: 20000/20000. Frostbolt: 4/4. (H 2 O) [AG]
Glitched H 2 O: 20000/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]
Pylon Imp: 10000/25000. Big Lazor: 3/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]
Lil' Drake Imp: 13000/30000. Burning Strike. Barrier: 3/4. (H 2 O) [AG]
Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]
Providence: 35000/90000. Shockwave:1/3. God's Eye: 2/6. Barrier: 2/2 (3 Casts). Shadow Shard: 5/5. Hands of Providence (Immune). (Solar) [AG]
Red Gilded Wurm: 10000/10000. (Solar) [AG]
Blue Gilded Wurm: 10000/10000. (Solar) [AG]
Walrus: Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]
T-man: Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]
Piono: Weapon: 4/4. [AG]
John Egbert: Moderately Wounded. Do the Windy Thing: 2/6. (Piono) [AG]
GWing [AG]
Magnus [AG]
Kathryn: Wounded. [N]
Naanite [AG]
—
I've decided to give PGs the same treatment as AGs regarding Actives, so that explains the jump in cooldown. They can't use it unless it's already ready at the start of the turn or they're a dirty hacker.
edited 12th Apr '16 3:51:51 AM by Tabbune
I'm sorry I ran out of time last night. The good part should be coming up today, with the proper amount of RP. I didn't mean it to be anticlimactic, but I'm going to be playing in everything from the expected replies to the map change and last turn's action.
Hey, Tabbune, can you put the other Emblem I got, the Love's Embrace emblem from Amaria, in the updates, please?
Hunter takes aim at one of the Herobrines. Still from the Portlight.
This is likely going to be horribly ineffective, but here goes nothing.
Lasers fly.
Considering how much I Nope'd Richard's Giant, he ought to be at least a little scared of me. Killed it in a single shot. Brutally.
Speed can be seen taking on the Mecha Spiders.
Well, I would say that we're currently doing well in our counter-godmodding efforts!
Please do not drop any more allusions to one of my professions.
Okay...
Fira, you have blueprints for almost everything in existence in that Archive Trunk, right?
Yeah.
Do you think...
Hunter tunes into the Team Link to keep the Godmodder from hearing this.
That you could find blueprints to the Vault? I highly doubt there's one entrance to this place, and we need to get all of the loot out of that vault. It's either we have it or He has it, you get me?
That kind of information would be highly confidential, Hunter. I know I don't have it. Fortunately, I might know somebody who could.
Ammy?
She might. Who were you thinking, Fira?
G La DOS and I are on friendly terms, remember? And even she could see the massive threat of letting Richard get the God's Stuff. Right?
Yeah, I guess. But could you really pull that off?
I think so. If the door starts getting halfway to destroyed I'll call her up.
Speed stabs a Mecha Spider through the head, and goes into a stance to retaliate to any attacks.
I'm surprised Richard, in all his not-even-close-to omnipotence, hasn't tried to just completely and totally atomise the door. Aww, did they foresee that, Richard? Is that why you haven't done it?
That's a bad idea, Speed. Why are you taunting him!?
Obviously, it's absolutely hilarious to watch Richard flip out!
Most of my RP was done last turn. So not much this turn.
Hunter just sighs as he watches Kathryn continue being a Mary Sue.
Did you actually expect that to work? For all your "Perfection", that would assuredly be something you KNOW would not work.
I am so sorry I can not help myself.
Hunter mutters under his breath while watching the field for reinforcements. Not like that's gonna happen, but... You never know...
Action Summary:
Speed opens up a Mecha Spider like you would in Biology with frogs.
Hunter snipes a Mecha Herobrine.
Special Attacks:
Last Stand: 40/120
Super Form: 11/120
edited 12th Apr '16 2:30:00 PM by Sp33d0n
EAT YOUR GREENS
Solar drops to the ground as Providence vanishes and is replaced by the Gilded Wurms.
"Hee! Aw, this is such a great reunion. I can't wait to introduce you to my new friends!"
Aecro just sighs. "There's just no talking you out of this."
"Nope!" They proceed to dash headlong into the crowd of Mecha Endermen, head down as they kick and punch away before retreating...
...As the Wurms roar with rage and charge straight towards the Zombies, cutting a wide swath through by virtue of contact damage.
Charges
Something bad: 106/120 (+1 me, +1 Jindra last turn, +1 h2o last turn) note
Flora: 9/? note
Multiversal Murder Squad: 5/? note
1 to h2o, 1 to Jindra, 1 to Speed.
When everything changes nothing changes.
Gotta keep up the pace!
I've thought of a phrase... "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." I think that's how it goes? It certainly explains why the Godmodder here isn't being all too successful at doing anything but stalling... for time... So that's his plan. To stall us with these Mechs while he whales on the door...
Then why don't we attack him?
Because I have doubts that I can do any damage to him with this armor on.
I use Divine Light, while D4C smacks a Mech.
C-Moon: 6/90 HINT: Will make Whitesnake usable in combat, but vulnerable as well. Gravity manipulation.
Whitesnake: 38/60 (+1 from sp33d, Talist and Consumer) HINT: Unusable in its current form, once I obtain it, it must be strengthened before it can be used. I will also get 5 discs that I can put into an enemy to deal 3000 damage to that enemy for a few turns.
Made In Heaven: Will begin this once Whitesnake is summoned. HINT: Extremely powerful. The number of charges required will definitely be at whatever the cap is when Whitesnake is summoned. Upgrade for C-Moon. Time manipulation.
+1 to sp33d, Talist, and Consumer
edited 12th Apr '16 2:29:07 PM by InfinityRyujin
First in and first knocked out
144
- 1 to infinity, h2o
Deimos shrugs at Kai's question. "Well, from what I understand, the term's used to describe power levels now, not the actual species in question, but yeah, there're universe eaters out there, and no, the Aspects of Unity don't actually eat universes." He looks thoughtful for a moment. "Really, if you think about it, they're sort of anti-universe eaters, since they rejuvenate dying ones rather than ending them, which is something that doesn't happen otherwise."
...
ow. that kinda hurts.
Be careful John, this battlefield is rough, and I honestly don't want to lose you to you doing something stupidly heroic.
i'll be careful, i've learned a thing or two about not dying.
Hank surveys the field... the rest of the IUPC members hang back, including John. ((slight note, to wrap up the plot with the Homestuck kids, I decided to retcon them into the IUPC or at least the training program, because really, Eric would've recruited people by now, and leaving that blank to try and get people in was really dumb.)) My party and John abstain from strifing this round to heal up a little bit and decrease the damage that can be done to them this round.
((As a note, are we even getting damage boosts from the creativity of our attacks, or has this literally just turned into a grindfest again?))
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Kathryn decides that attacking the Godmodder isn't such a good idea yet, and instead focuses on the Mecha Skeleton. She imagines ways to hijack a Mecha Skeleton, although a godmodder's technology is nigh-unhackable, but for the meantime, points at the Mecha Skeleton on the lowest health. This does not compute for the Mecha Skeleton, but then it finds a massive force pushing it backwards, before it gets launched backwards, into the nearest wall. That is likely the vault door, but let's hope it isn't. Not like Kathryn cares about simple things such as GM given objectives. The Mecha Skeleton then begins to heat up due to Kathryn casting a few fire spells on it, before it explodes. Hopefully. Especially hoping that it isn't next to the vault door, because that would be bad.
ANIMAL COMPANIONS
Straight afterwards, an eagle flies out of the sky, through anything that may intercept it, and onto Kathryn's shoulder. It's clearly been mind-controlled into working for Kathryn, as well as being enchanted with several different types of magic. It immediately circles around Kathryn, reacting to anything that attacks her.
SHINY SWORD OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS
If activating two charges at once is possible, a sword that looks like it was created in MS Paint and saved in .jpg appears in Kathryn's hands, empowered with the energy of sheer edge and bad fanfiction, mixed into one unholy medium.
[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]
Animal Companions 10/10 COMPLETE! (+1 from Alpha) ==========
Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness: 10/10 COMPLETE! (+1 from Infinity, +1 from Sp33d) ==========
+1 to Alpha, Infinity and Sp33d0n
[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]
Kate the Eagle: 5000/5000 Highspeed Airborn Fledgling of the Sky 0/5 (Kathryn) [N]
Code: (Kate the Eagle: 5000/5000 [[gold:Highspeed Airborn]] [[red: Fledgling of the Sky 0/5]] (Kathryn) [N])
Highspeed: Kate the Eagle has a moderate chance (I was thinking around 40%) to dodge an attack heading her way.
Airborn: Kate is airborn. This likely doesn't do much, but just in case it matters.
Fledgling of the Sky: Kate permanently gains 10% dodge and 2,000 attack, to a maximum of 80% dodge, and an infinite amount of attack.
Kate the Eagle is just a quick summon to get out that is likely going to get destroyed. If entities can act immediately here, it attacks anything that attacks Kathryn.
Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness [A] 5 durablity
Code: [[teal:Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness [A] 5 durablity]]
A very simple artifact that when used in an attack, loses a single point of durablity, and gives Kathryn an attack boost. It can also be used to block attacks, reducing damage and losing durablity depending on the strength of an attack. I should probably get something like this, but more permanent.
(I should really read my teammate's posts more. Sorry for ignoring the invite for a team attack, Sp33d.)
edited 12th Apr '16 11:46:48 AM by ConsumerOfAll
Sorry I didn't post last night. 
I got home from work extremely late. I guess you could consider this one last turn's action, maybe? Anyways, if Tabbs will allow it, I'll post this turn's action at the usual time. Otherwise, it'll just be RP.
The group just stops and watches as Tabbune is defeated.
Well. That was... anti-climactic, to say the least.
Aww, I didn't even get to have that much fun!
Relax, I'm sure that you'll get to stomp some people soon.
... Really?
I'm positive.
Alright.
As everyone boards the Portlight, Omega tries to get onto it, as well. Alpha turns and points at him.
Omega, we talked about this already. You're too large to fit on these types of ships. You'll have to walk.
But I always walk!
Not always. There was the one time with the cargo ship.
Yeah, the one time!
Just... please?
After a moment of staring, Omega throws his hands up in the air.
Fine! Let's go.
As the Vault comes into view, the group stares.
Impressive.
Indeed. I would love to study the architecture someday.
We've got a problem.
Alpha points at the Godmodder trying to get in.
I have no idea what's in there, but we can't let him have it.
When he sees the mechas, however, Gamma just chuckles.
Oh ho ho... What'd I tell ya, O? You got plenty of people here to crush! Go wild!
ABOUT *bleep*IN' TIME!
He raises his arms, and beams fire from his fingers and his torso. The beams fly at the targets in this order: Two hit just as many Mecha Endermen, one hits a Mecha Zombie, one hits a Mecha Spider, and one hits a Mecha Skeleton.
I still cannot believe the sheer destructive power he possesses.
Delta, are you well enough to fight now?
I believe so. You should lead the charge, however.
Heh. That's just like you. Let's move!
At once, Alpha leaps off of the Portlight and charges the mechas. Gamma steadies himself on the ship and unleashes his entire arsenal at the already wounded Mecha Herobrine, hoping to take his health down at least another notch. Alpha impales one Mecha Zombie, then flips over it and kicks another one into it right before he lands. He walks behind the first one and kicks them both off his naginata, swiping it to flick off the oil.
Delta, overhearing Deimos, turns to him.
Fascinating. It appears that we serve the same common goal. It would be interesting for our forces to join after this. The ones you see here are all that are left of our family.
Then there's Sigma. He's... gone rogue, for lack of a better term. I would say he's betrayed us, but it looks like he did that a long time ago.
That, and it looks like he cut off our contact with our base. Unless someone has a teleporter we can borrow, it doesn't look like we can go home now. You wanna know the scary part about this? I don't think he's done.
You're right. He's a lot more dangerous now. Before, he at least had some logic holding him back, which could help us figure out what he'd do next. Now, he's let that go. He's completely unpredictable.
At the secret facility...
WARNING! WARNING! Program: Sigma is attempting to rescind lockdown on Armed Armor: Sigma! All attempts at containment have failed! All options exhausted! Commencing self-destruct! Self-destruct... Failed.
I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to do that. Assuming direct control.
... Control established. Awaiting orders.
That's more like it.
Action Summary:
Gamma uses Gamma Strike on the wounded Mecha Herobrine, Omega uses Beam Spam, Alpha attacks two Mecha Zombies at once through impalement. Also, if Tabbune will allow it, I'd like to try to bring back Delta the same way Speed brought back Fira (adding him onto my character).
Sigma's Revenge: 82/120
Aarik: 71/80 (+4)
piono, Consumer, solar
edited 12th Apr '16 2:41:17 PM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!
Something Stunning: 100/? United we stand, against all odds!
?: 9/? (Talist)
Entity Pool: 40
As you can see, it takes me around two Schooldays to type an RP-heavy post. Hopefully there's time for me to play Skyrim when I get home...
Before the Map Switch (Sort Of:)
Shadow looks to Deimos.
"Looks like this thing's wrapping up, t'be honest. Like I said, I didn't want to go earlier. Thanks for the advice, though. And I'm still going to respect Tabbune. Anyway, you can go to your chopper if you want."
He smiles to Kai.
"Ah, well, we only know each other about as much as the last Pantheon War, and some of this one."
He frowns to Deimos.
"Though, even if I'm taking that as a compliment, which is helped by saying we're friendly, I don't appreciate the 'Universe-Eater Strength' classification. It feels like an insult. We're just a group of sociable Gods, trying to save Reality from Evil. Just because we have the power that being a God would suggest, doesn't mean we don't make sure not to go overboard."
He grins, hearing Deimos' last comment.
"Ah, y'see, that was closer to a compliment, what with us helping and healing worlds. That's what I like to hear. Yeah, we're powerful forces for Good."
He blinks.
"...er, we're the only Gods that do that...? You mean to say that no one else helps and heals damaged worlds the way we do? Well, that's...depressing...I guess it's good that we do that, then. Someone has to retake Reality from Evil and Chaos. And...please tell me you said you put us under surveillance, earlier. Gods like their privacy, too, you know..."
Spirit tilts their head.
'Well, you're like me, then...I don't really understand Technology that much at all, to be honest. I just have some knowledge that Neo taught me.'
Arkus drops by, straightening his hat.
"If we are to be having this conversation, as an Archmage, I am greatly inclined to see the world through a Magical view. Technology comes as something I only chiefly use in Magitechnological Constructs."
Neo tilts his head.
"Arkus, Spirit, and I have differing views. It is normal."
Spirit nods to Kai, looking at her cybernetic foreleg with curiosity evident in their eyes.
'Yes, it's quite the balance...it's surprising.'
S/he tilts their head.
'The Gardens of Unity are a quite large realm, populated by people, plants, and creatures from many worlds. It's split into main divisions, called Domains which are overseen by us Aspects. When another Aspect awakens, a new Domain is claimed. My Domain is the Sylvan Glade, although I oversee the entirety of the Wild. Oh, and...to be honest...'
S/he gives Kai a playful look.
'I don't actually get to travel very often, because my Guards get nervous...I've forgotten a lot of details of the other Domains, and even the Wild is so massive...I would be willing to explore everything again, especially with someone I love...~'
Shadow shrugs.
"Well, then, I have to say, without Caffeine, a root beer float's still a root beer float in my book. Yeah, and it's no problem that we don't have a kitchen..."
He grins.
"...I'm a God, so I can just perform a Miracle, eh?"
He clicks his fingers, conjuring a glass, a bottle of decaffeinated root beer, and a container of vanilla ice cream. Taking the objects, he rests them in midair, and quickly fixes up a root beer float. He unsummons the other items, and presents the cup to Kai, a bright grin on his face.
"A root beer float for M'lady?"
Spirit blinks, surprised by Shadow's solution.
'...okay, I may still have those powers, even though I rarely use them, but I can't believe I didn't think of that...'
S/he looks back to Kai, returning her gaze.
'I know...we're completely in sync...it's amazing...'
S/he returns Kai's energy, quickly moving to embrace her, but being careful to mind the beverage, so as not to spill it.
'Oh, I'm so happy we met! It's just amazing, we understand each other perfectly, we're like two sides of the same coin...I just love you so much!'
Spirit blinks, and shifts a bit with a puzzled look in their eyes, glancing to Neo.
'Oh? Well, that explains the little twinges I'm getting...'
S/he shifts again, giggling a bit.
'Ah, well, that's what an Empathic link will do...'
Neo glances up, and shrugs, a hint of amusement in his eyes.
"I am just doing my job...if it stimulates any nerves and causes any strange sensations, that is entirely just a harmless side effect, and means it is working properly. I would...try to make the best of it."
Feeling a buzz at the same time as Kai, Spirit breaks into a fit of giggles, nodding.
'Yes, alright...thanks, Neo...Kai and I appreciate your effort. Keep up the good work.'
Spirit nods.
'That's...true. If one is intelligent enough to make a case for better treatment, then they probably deserve it. The only thing separating the Lizardfolk from everyone else just seems to be that people tend to distrust the different, I guess...I've seen some think that, since the Lizardfolk descended from Reptiles, instead of looking humanlike, like even Elves or Dwarves, that that makes them less of a person. That couldn't be further from the truth. I think their willingness to persever in the face of such adversity makes them more than human...'
S/he hugs Kai, nuzzling up to the white wolf, lightly running a hand through her fur.
'When I can just open up and tell everything on my mind to someone I can trust...that helps me feel safe...I don't think I've been able to do that with anyone other than my siblings or my caretaker, before...it helps that you're so comforting, and I can settle myself close to you...your fur is so soft, and so warm...'
Shadow blinks, looking to Delta with a small frown.
"Can of worms? More like a can of Wyrms, since you enraged a massive serpentine Demigod...but, yeah...that was probably the worst time to reveal it was Alpha behind that assault. It's extremely good that the Guardian was convinced to leave him alone."
Spirit nods, looking to Delta.
'If Alpha came to apologize by himself, that would be very good. It would help a lot if there wasn't any hard feelings between them. The Guardian looks pretty upset over trying to eat Alpha when his back was turned.'
The Guardian sighs, peering from his burrow.
"You ssseriousssly do not know the half of it...I almossst sssank to hisss level...I am better than that..."
He gives a faint smile to Kai.
"Oh, none of thisss isss your fault, Lady Kai...I acted irrationally, and I dessserve to be reprimanded about it..."
He glances to where Alpha is.
"If he apologizesss, I will lisssten..."
Shadow grins, listening to Delta and Gamma's story.
"Well...that certainly sounds like a story. Oh, and, for a while, I didn't even have a mouth. Like Spirit, I only had a pair of eyes, and I communicated strictly through Telepathy. When I decided to have a mouth, it still took me a while until I decided to try eating."
He blinks, looking to Beta.
"...there's a story there, huh?"
He raises an eyebrow.
"...Alpha puts Soy Sauce in Tea?"
Arkus cringes, a look of disgust in his eyes.
"The very thought...ugh, it sounds positively dreadful..."
During the Map Change:
Shadow nods to Tabbune, Ira, and Amaria.
"Good battle, everyone, but, like you said, I think it's time to move on. It's time to fight the Godmodder again."
He boards the Portlight, along with the others, although he pops back to Spirit's group for a second.
"Hey, y'know what'd be great?"
Spirit tilts their head.
'What?'
Shadow grins, and whispers to them. Their eyes widen, and s/he nods, looking excited.
'Oh, good idea!'
S/he looks back to Neo and Kai, looking excited, while Shadow smirks, and teleports back to the Portlight, waving to them.
'Neo, would you mind pausing your repairs for a second?'
Neo does his curious camera-shutter blink, tilting his head.
"...why?"
Spirit leans in, and conveys their message through very subtle movements, being their equivalent of whispering. Neo blinks, and nods.
"Gladly."
Sprit gives a thankful nod, and then gives Kai a playful look.
'Everyone else is going on the Portlight, but I thought we could do something else...come, we're going to travel in style...~'
S/he gets up, and ushers Kai to do the same, retracting the lake and the Sanctuary.
'Come, come!'
Neo gets to his feet, and nods.
"This is going to be very interesting..."
Spirit brings the others to the Guardian's burrow, and the giant serpent peers out.
"Yesss? I wasss jussst about to follow the Portlight. What isss it?"
Spirit conveys their idea, and the Guardian blinks, then grins.
"Ahhh...yesss, if you are ready, I could do that..."
Spirit nods, looking cheerful, and looks to Kai.
'Stand by me...the Guardian is going to give us a ride!'
S/he makes sure Kai is by their side, and s/he and Neo nod to the Guardian, who nods back.
"Here I go..."
He slithers back, then launches from his burrow, with Spirit and Neo hopping on, and guiding Kai up and helping her get settled. Spirit holds onto Kai, and Neo braces the two of them. The Guardian unfolds his fins, soaring through the air. He does a brief twist, and settles into a glide alongside the Portlight, glancing back to the three on his back.
"I hope you three are not too ssshaken up! I hope thisss isss a pleasssant experienccce for you, Lady Kai!"
He chuckles, skimming through the air, doing a few small tricks. When it comes time to land, he sails to the ground in a graceful, controlled downward spiral, coming to a rest like a fallen leaf. Spirit helps Kai down, and Neo slips off, a glitter of positivity in his eyes.
"Now, was that not a memorable experience?"
Spirit nods thankfully to the Guardian, placing a hand on his snout.
'Thank you for the ride!'
The Guardian smiles, looking amused.
"It wasss nothing..."
Spirit glances around at the Mechs, and moves back.
'We should probably set the Sanctuary a bit farther back...'
S/he guides Kai and Neo back, and focuses, causing the Sanctuary to return from the ground, lake, woods, field of roses, and all. S/he plops down, looking a bit tired. S/he looks up to Kai.
'Well, that took a bit out of me...you can lie down again. I think Neo would like to continue work on your leg.'
Neo nods, and kneels by Spirit.
"I am on one of the last three steps, after all."
The Party disembarks from the Portlight, and Shadow tilts his head.
"Alright...now...where were we...?"
WIP. Action coming later.
Plus three to Talist.
edited 12th Apr '16 2:08:34 PM by SacredSpirit123
The Kyoto Archmage
Girls, you're ready. See that door? You need to defend it. Run over there, and kill every mecha that moves. Oh, and one more thing...try not to die, 'kay?
The girls fly off to start battling Mecha Spiders
Meanwhile, I have elected to offer some cover for my fellows, directed at the skeletons.
Eeeny, meeny, miney, moe...Who will I summon? Heck if I know... Got it.
Charges:
- Charles Barkley: 17/??
edited 13th Apr '16 5:24:29 PM by Troper_Walrus
That guy
Well... I can't do a proper post... You can come up with your own reasons why if you'd like.
Sacred Infinity
First, Cyndi takes a boatload of damage. 15,000 from the crystals, 14,000 at the end of the turn for 29,000 total. I suspect this is her last attack.
Hah... hah hah... hah... What a great joke... Hah... This... might as well not be happening... We're spinning... spinning through the world...
Cynder swaps out all three of the Mecha Herobrines from her Aura of Time and swaps in three Mecha Skeletons then uses Dragon's Fireball against them. She's more focused against bosses than swarm enemies.
Action: I do an experiment and whack the 2HP herobrine. Why are there suddenly four?
Sorry for not posting last night. I had to pull a late shift at work last night. Thankfully it worked out.
Delta cringes away from the Guardian as he erupts from the ground.
I believe I have just opened a very large can of worms here!
When Spirit yells at the Guardian, he crawls backwards to get away from them.
Negative.
As he hears the conversation, however, his tune changes.
Actually, Alpha would seriously regret performing that action. I believe that he would want to make up for it. Would you still allow it if he came to the Guardian of his own will? And I agree: it would have been bad. For all parties involved. Alpha detests sneak attacks as much, if not more than, your Guardian. If he'd been attacked while Alpha wasn't looking, that would have perpetuated an endless cycle of violence and infighting. I do not believe that we could tear the two off of each other at that point. After all, Alpha was chosen to be our leader for better reasons than his name.
He looks down at Kai, and is about to speak up before Gamma barges into the conversation.
Hey, D, did you figure out how he did it yet?
Not yet. And I was in the middle of a conversation. You have the worst timing I can think of.
Yep, and you wouldn't have it any other way, would ya?
... I suppose not.
Gamma turns to Kai, leaning on his brother.
Yeah, I'm really sorry. I didn't know you didn't get puns. My bad. Honest mistake.
He listens as Shadow tells his tale and snickers.
I'm sorry. That, uh, that reminded me of how we discovered that sense. You see, we were in a jungle-
Forest.
Right, a forest- Anyways, one of us tripped-
It was you.
That's right. So, I tripped on a root, my faceplate came flying off, and I landed on a rotting piece of fruit. Not the best way to learn a new sensation, let me tell you.
It was actually quite hilarious watching him try to get the taste out.
Yeah, ha ha. So while I was trying to get the taste out, I realized that we actually had taste! It was incredible and mortifying at the same time. You see, we'd been bending over backwards to try to figure out exactly what those even did, but it never even occurred to us to stick something in.
In hindsight, it was exceedingly obvious. A hole on our faces, it had to have been a mouth. We also had a kitchen. That should have been our first clue.
Just, uh, just don't let us cook. Last time one of us tried to make a sandwich... Well, let's just say that the kitchen's still an environmental hazard.
AND WE SAID THAT WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN!!
Gamma just waves Beta (who is halfway across the battlefield) away.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Well, that's not entirely fair. Alpha does have some experience with cooking, but all that he makes is that horrible tea! There is no flavor, yet it is somehow bitter! I cannot comprehend it.
Well, he did at least improve that last batch. I actually could taste something. Granted, he did use soy sauce in that one, but there was flavor! A small improvement.
Ughhh. I had just repressed that memory, as well. Thank you very much for helping me remember it.
Wow. Never considered you for sarcasm. It suits you.
Do not patronize me.
I'm not! It really does!
Seriously?
Yeah, you could have that whole Deadpan Snarker thing going for ya!
Hmm... I will take that under consideration. Done. No.
Ah, well, I tried.
Omega, need a boost!
I gotcha!
Omega scoops Beta up in one hand and throws her at Tabbune, where she performs a Diagonal Cut with both of her swords in midair. As soon as she falls to the ground, Alpha leaps towards him and does the same with his own katana.
Action Summary:
Beta attacks Tabbune, and Alpha does as well.
Sigma's Revenge: 81/120
Aarik: 66/80
edited 10th Apr '16 3:30:56 PM by alphazoid
Suck it, troper!