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pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#2826: Apr 6th 2016 at 8:45:27 AM

239

  • 1 to jindra

Eric shakes his head. Heh, that's true. This feels more like a sparring match than anything, although, a rather violent one. I dunno... He looks up at the sky. It's... not clear. There's enough smoke from the various burning locations that it looks overcast by now. Some people learn about the whole universal timelines resetting and bringing people back to where they were before, and then they just sort of assume that killing people doesn't matter anymore since they'll be back. It's not a good way to think, but as of late, it feels like that's the way most people think.

Then Eric watches the Alaxian dragon eat the fire demon. His head droops. ... He shakes his head sadly. I'm getting so sick of having to rely on thoughtless jerks like these. Even if the pantheon itself auto-revives just about anyone who dies... they should be more careful. The sound of a helicopter can be heard in the distance.

Hank just shakes his head, and walks away from the trio. Deimos, you were the one on reconnaissance, who might be willing to go with us and actually find where the Godmodder is? Deimos stands up. "Most of the combatants are completely different from when I was here the first time. I think I know of someone though."

Deimos approaches Shadow and co. (the aspects of Unity) He waves. "Hey, Shadow. Me n' the others are getting ready to blow this joint and go after The Godmodder. Our ride should be here soon. You and the others coming with us, or are you just gonna sit here and jerk around with these three morons?" Deimos gestures to Tabbune, Ira and Amaria fighting off everyone else.

Helicopter inbound: 1 round.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
ConsumerOfAll Since: Jan, 2016
#2827: Apr 6th 2016 at 9:23:48 AM

[RP AND ATTACKS]

Kathryn realises that she begun staring into space for approximately a round, and also realises that somebody murdered Tabbune while she was staring into space. She also realises that she only dealt 4k damage, when her average is 12k, wait, what, didn't she one hit everything before reaching here? Oh, she edited her own profile? I thought Sues were too good for that, but back to the point of her wanting to deal more than 4,000 damage.

"Oh, you didn't respond to my offer. That's kind of sad. I see you're already in a duel, so I'll go participate in that!" She says, completely oblivious to the fact that anyone with half a brain wouldn't accept one of her duels. In fact most people who did had an experience of approximately 10 minutes of subtle yet some how extremely effective mind control, which Kathryn is forgetting to do here, in favour of full force. After all, what better way to count a support unit whose main passive is Love Pulse with pure offensive hate.

Kathryn magically switches her hair colour to black, and outfit to a typical Sue goth, before turning to Amaria. She spins her scythe of edge a single time, before a single, homing shot rapidly approaches Amaria. On impact she feels complete hatred, burning through her clothes, her skin, her flesh, her soul, her entire being. That is not the end of it. Even though Kathryn was half asleep during last turn, she somehow payed attention to Tabbune's monologue. She uses Sue magics to mentally suggest for Amaria to hate those who took her from Earth, to alter her just so she could destroy the Godmodder, who made her go on trips to find the Godmodder for their own, disgusting purposes, who made her beat down innocents just to kill a single person. Of course, this is ignoring the fact that Amaria probably wanted to kill the Godmodder on her own will, and the many extrapolations in that bout of mental influence, meaning that Amaria has a very high chance to blow Kathryn's mental suggestions, although likely not enough to completely ignore it, just mostly. This is why Kathryn is putting one more suggestion into Amaria's mind: "The Mary Sue is Always Right".

"Don't you see? I'm a much nice person than them," Kathryn states, pretending to ignore Amaria's flesh continuing to burn and dissolve, which will happen faster if she feels any instant of hatred towards anyone, including Kathryn, with all that mental influence.

[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]

Animal Companions 4/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect, +1 from Alpha) ==========

Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness: 3/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect) ==========

+1 to Alpha (thanks for returning assists), Talist and H 2 O

[BREAKDOWN AND OOC]

(I said that I joined Neutral, unless that side is still locked, which I doubt because Alpha and Infinity are in it. I can handle being AG for now, anyway, as I don't plan on attacking any AGs for a while. Also, Kathryn isn't a carry-over character - I created her just for this session.

In case you are wondering, no, I don't expect Kathryn's attempt to turn Amaria into a servant to work in any way, shape, or form. I'm expecting it to backfire horribly and painfully.)

edited 6th Apr '16 11:53:39 AM by ConsumerOfAll

h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#2828: Apr 6th 2016 at 3:57:43 PM

I cast a healing spell on Lil' Drake unless he's fully healed when he goes in his mech. if that, I punch Tabbune.

Gunmancer h2obox uses his Railgun on Ira.

The Imps Mech Up! and begin firing at Amaria.

Several glitched explosions form around... Gunmancer h2o...

Wow, Glitched h2o. Way to go.

@@S@*******@#^$@)(*


The One True h2obox: 13/90(announcer???)

King Cureslime: 4/30

3 +1s to piono.

. . .

Turns until the beast arrives: 16.

edited 6th Apr '16 3:58:21 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#2829: Apr 6th 2016 at 4:03:43 PM

Oh, great. He didn't stay down. Why am I not surprised?

I'm surprised. Where I'm from, things tend to stay dead once they're killed.

I guess you'd better get used to things resurrecting at least once while you're here, then.

Noted.

With that said, I use Divine Light, and D4C attacks one of the crew.

Whitesnake Upgrade: 3/90 HINT: Will make Whitesnake usable in combat, but vulnerable as well. How? By transforming Whitesnake into C-Moon.

Whitesnake: 22/60 (+2 from announcer, +1 from Talist and sp33d) HINT: Unusable in its current form, once I obtain it, it must be strengthened before it can be used. Although maybe there will be an item to go along with Whitesnake.

+1 to Piono, Talist, and sp33d

SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#2830: Apr 6th 2016 at 6:05:22 PM

For fear of not being able to complete RP before 9:00, when my internet dies, I will post a charge claim and action summary here. Don't worry, Talist, Alpha, I'm saving my typed RP for tomorrow.

...so...Infinity Weapon was defeated. My tank with an overheal breath has been removed from the field. ...shoot.


Something Stunning: 93/? (Announcer, Talist.) As in, more than one action, of course.

?: 2/? (Announcer.)

   Entity Pool:   ' 40


Action Summary:

Shadow falls back and heals the Guardian.

edited 6th Apr '16 6:05:48 PM by SacredSpirit123

Troper_Walrus Since: Sep, 2015
#2831: Apr 6th 2016 at 6:29:11 PM

Still underpowered? Geez Louise, I need to think before I summon.

I use a scanning device to see if Tabbune and the others have any blatant weaknesses.

[RP}

I bring up my latest summons on my radio.

Girls, get back here. There's a strong undercurrent in the Metaverse, and you're not stable yet.

[/RP]

I'm sorry I'm screwing up the whole summons thing.sad Is 5000 HP per girl too much? I don't know. Basically, these are a group of cabaret dancers in a fantasy world that are John Woo refugees. That's...the best way I can put it. I summoned the version of the girls that uses the swords and guns in the trailer I post here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dzikBZTUy8 There's not really a good way to explain it, I'm afraid. Can I get a SuckerPunch fan over here to try and explain what the girls do? 'Cause I'm lost.

Charges:

15 charges - saved for when I think of something

  • +3 Piono

edited 7th Apr '16 6:30:52 PM by Troper_Walrus

JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#2832: Apr 6th 2016 at 8:07:05 PM

??? 11/? event piono
Water Elemental 51/60 SUMMON Event h2onote 

from 0 to 10, reduces damage taken or dealt by 10 times fluidity percentage. Fluidity goes up by 5 at the end of any turn water

elemental takes damage. At the end of end turn Water Elemental doesn't take damage if fluidity is above 0, it regain 10% of its lost

HP and fluidity goes down by 1
Plan D 41/41 HELD

I launch a barrage of hail stones at Ira, followed by Heavenbringer attacking Tabbune.

1x +1 to piono, h20

edited 6th Apr '16 8:20:09 PM by JindraAG

alphazoid from Blood Gulch Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#2833: Apr 6th 2016 at 8:59:59 PM

@Tabbs: I thought that I said that Alpha turned AG last turn. If I didn't make that clear enough, I'm sorry about that. I swear, this is the last allegiance change he'll do.


Alpha chuckles and looks up, his eyes flashing a brilliant yellow.

That's good enough for me. Let's dance. Beta, you're up! Take the small fry out first, remember?

Yeah, I remember.

Beta leaps over and is sent back into the air by a boost from Alpha.

Control: Surge!

She returns to her semi-physical state and seems to teleport all around the Alaxian Dragon, striking it a highly improbable number of times between each reappearance, then lands safely on the ground.

Gamma, your turn!

Alright! EAT THIS!!

Aiming his entire body at the sky, both of the machine guns and the shoulder-mounted missile launcher all fire at the dragon, unleashing a truly impossible amount of firepower at it.

MY TURN!

Alpha whips out a buzzsaw and chucks it at the dragon.

Let's hope that did enough.
Action Summary:

Beta uses Control: Surge to attack the Alaxian Dragon twice, Gamma used his Gamma Strike on it, and Alpha used a Buzzsaw on it, as well.
Sigma's Revenge: 80/120

Aarik: 61/80 (+4)
[up] Talist, [up] Consumer (not a problem), [up] Infinity

edited 6th Apr '16 9:00:25 PM by alphazoid

Suck it, troper!
Talist That guy from A place cast out of my Dream Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
That guy
#2834: Apr 6th 2016 at 9:57:52 PM

Bookkeeping Station: got +4 total, +2 from action
[up] Alpha [up] Sacred Spirit [up] Infinity
81/100 charge.
Blank: 19/120

So... because Sacred Spirit can't post, I'll just go in chronological order.

Kai looks up at Delta, still seemingly confused.

Howl as in the verb... and that's pronounced like... ... Oh, I think I know... Sorry. I think it's because of the telepathy. I can't... actually hear myself 'speak' and I'm kinda detached from... from how words sound... opposed to what they mean.




I actually sort of prefer the name Cyndi to Cynder. Cyndi is an unintentional obscure reference that fits surprisingly well for a random name.

Cyndi maintains her look of slight confusion as she tries to piece together the fragments of memories in her mind.

   By 'him', do you mean... I think I just fought him. The... the fire... thing. Somebody using fire and light. I cannot remember his name. I do not know if I ever learned his name, in fact.   

Now she listens to Speed's paranoid rambles.

   Who's Sigma? I probably know, but cannot remember. It's always a puzzle figuring out what I do know and what I should know. I do remember Ex, I believe. But the person I referred to is neither Ex nor this Sigma. Like I said, I don't want to mention his name to keep relations. However, I think I have said enough for you to make a reasonable guess as to who it is, provided you break the fourth wall slightly.    \\


Cyndi looks doubtful about what Speed says.

   Indeed, but I prefer to give the benefit of the doubt. Without much evidence for the contrary, I would assume that these stories were not written out of actual malice. I feel it is conservation of detail more in effect. We all have our fake stories we tell to gather support. Often times, the support is not even from other people, but support from ourselves. And sometimes we do not even realize such stories are even fake. ... Hm? What are you doing?   

Um... are you looking for evidence that Cynder is in a cult or something? There's an End dimension for each Minecraft world, and each of those has its own somewhat different Ender Dragon/Ender kingdom/whatever. However, I'll tell you this that happened in DTG 2 regarding ender dragons. There was a dragon named Ender and then we (the players) blew up the End in our infinite wisdom and I was really annoyed. Anyway, Ender did have some qualm with humans and was trying to free her brother, the super evul super strong Red Dragon from his Nether prison.

Also, no matter what books you look in, Cynder looks different from the model. Her neck was too short, putting her head into an upright position rather than a forward one and her wings were slightly different shapes. Not to mention how she was obviously much smaller.




Revival doesn't really change the fact that a murder is, you know, a murder. If you know someone is going to rebuild a vase every night, do you smash it each morning, resigning the potter to more hours of rebuilding? ... Actually, that's a terrible metaphor. I can't describe a life in terms of a physical object. ... Still, hearing you say that makes me feel a little better about being here.

He then looks up into the sky at the sound of the helicopter. However, he's not the only one who heard it.

   Are they leaving? Hm. Wonder why.   

Cynder takes 11,000 damage. And she applies darkfire 10,000 DOT to both Tabbune and Ira. However, Ira isn't in the Aura of Time. The three crystals target Hunter, Gamma, and Omega, giving all of them a 5,000 HOT effect.

Action: I attempt to convince the Alaxian dragon that a good neutral should attack all sides equally, so now would be a wonderful time to attack someone with that '[BOSS]' tag. I don't think this is going to work, but might as well try.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#2835: Apr 7th 2016 at 1:01:55 AM

[nja]Anti Ninja

Speed heals Hunter for 3000 by welding his hand. Hunter is stunned.

Deimos's crew begins to call in a helicopter. Sigh. Never thought I'd be pulling mine off. The nearby area is now enclosed by Ira's Binding Field, but this feels different from Tabbune's. It feels slightly harder to breathe in, but not even close to the point where it would cause issues. Now. Prepare yourself. Also, trying to escape won't end well. I can't exactly render the action in more than one area. But, I think Ira's barrier slows time outside by a lot for some reason. Isn't that convenient?

Kathryn continues her Mind Rape on Amaria by making her hate the lab people. She appears to be slightly affected by it. Then, as she mutters the phrase Mary Sue, she snaps back. Again with that phrase. What's a Mary Sue anyways? I was curious when I first met the Godmodder and a dragon asked me am I a Mary Sue. She then continues, ignoring the burns completely. I went over it. As I travelled, I learnt to forgive and love. It made me happier. Amaria then pulls her musket. I'll let Heartstruck teach you to mess with me. She pulls the trigger and a bright crystal blue explosion happened on Kaithlyn's face, Moderately Wounding her. Kaithlyn did manage to deal 8000 damage from the burning.

H 2 O heals Lil' Drake before the Imps Mechs Up. Gunmancer H 2 O attacks Ira with his Railgun, but is partially dodged by Ira's Shadowform, dealing 5000 damage. She will have more damage at the end of turn. The Imps focuses on Amaria, launching landmines and fire at her, dealing 4000 damage and burning her for 3000 damage a turn for 3 turns. Tabbune is not happy that the Glitched H 2 O exists.

Infinity sets up Divine Light while the D 4 C attacks Amaria for 10000.

Shadow heals the Guardian for 3000.

Walrus scans Tabbune and the crew for weaknesses. Uhm... your scan jams. Then, it snaps back and reveals that all of Tabbune's specials are summons. (Okay. How many girls are there? I don't blame you for messing this up.)

Jindra attacks Ira with hail stones, dealing 4000 damage to her. Then, the Heavenbringer attacks Tabbune for 15000.

Beta and Gamma uses their specials and beats down the Dragon. Alpha makes sure it's dead. Cruelty! Nah. Don't worry, they're replicas of the real thing made from mana.

Cynder throws a Darkfire at Ira and Tabbune. Ira is hit, but Tabbune dodges somehow. Not again, sir. Cynder takes 11000 damage. Then, Hunter, Gamma, and Omega gains a 5000 HOT. Talist then tries to convince the dead dragon to betray the Crew. Yeah, no. They're not being allies, but they're not allied to the Godmodder, so they're N.

End of turn:

Tabbune attacks the Heavenbringer, dealing 29000 damage, but losing 40000 Health and gaining 2000 barrier from Manaflow.

Amaria snipes the Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap for 15000 damage with her musket. Then, she heals every member for 4000 eith Love Pulse.

Ira attacks Piono's crew, moderately wounding them. She gains 4000 barrier from Force Blades. She then takes 20000 Aura-boosted Darkfire damage.

Gamma is healed to full from the heal. Omega is too. Hunter is healed for 5000 from the heal. Hunter's barrier also regenerates. Divine Light does 3000 damage to each Crew member. Amaria takes 3000 Burn damage.

Also, to new arrivals, do note that by doing Actions, you get +2 to be applied to your charges.

Global Emblem: Server-Announcer's Gift. (Damage boost vs. NPCs. Free +2 after doing an action.)

Battlefield

Heart Crystal Tabbune: 73000/100000. Barrier: 0. Manaflow. Aura of Time. Alaxian Elementals: 1/2. Shockfire Phoenix: 1/3. Great Stag of Alaxia: 1/5. [Boss]

Amaria: 58500/170000. Love Pulse. Aura of Time. Burn: 2/3. Angelic Gift: 0/3. Sunstrike: 0/3. Love's Embrace: 2/6. [Boss]

Ira: 63600/125000. Barrier: 0. Force Blades. Darkfire: 1/3. Aura of Time Shadowform: 0/2. Overdrive: 3/4. Ghostly Twin: 3/6. [Boss]

Alpha: Buzzsaw x2. S.A.D. Crew's Group Mentality. [AG]

Beta: 7500/7500. Dodge (4 stacks). Control: Surge: 1/5. (Alpha) [AG]

Gamma: 6000/10000. Berserk Button. Regen: 5000. 3/3. Control: Restore. Gamma Strike: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]

Omega: 20000/20000. Mighty Glacier. (Active). Regen: 5000. 3/3. Beam Spam: 10/10. Control: Obliterate: 10/10. (Alpha) [AG]

Infinity: Ultimate Armor: 64000/120000. Megaton Punch, Soul Drain, Divine Light (Disabled). Divine Light (2/3). Lightning Spear: Durability: 1/7. Searcher Emblem 2/3. Metal Blade: 20/28. Beer: 7/10. Consumable Stacker Emblem: 58/100. [N]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: 135000/150000. Contracted (3 turns). High Voltage: 3/4. Contract:3/10. (Infinity) [AG]

Speed & Fira: Wounded. Healer Emblem. [AG]

Hunter: 55000/80000. Regen: 5000. 2/3. State: Justice and Retribution. Barrier: 8000/40000. Ammo: 0/20. 5 Actions. Justice: 1/6. Lock 'N Load: 8/8. Silencer (Inactive). Ammo: 5/5. Marksman Sight: 8/8. (Speed) [AG]

Talist: Deeply Wounded. Deicide Slayer's Emblem. Weapons: 3/4 x3. [AG]

Sacred/The Party: Moderately Wounded. Anti-Construct Gear: 19/20. 1 Alchemy. The Scrap Searcher Emblem +3. Strength of Gods Emblem +1. Walpurgisnacht Slayer Emblem. Weapon: 1/4. x2. [AG]

Healing Station: 2/2. (Sacred) [AG]

Guardian of the Plains: 40000/100000. Burrow: 5/5. Venom: 5/5. Burrowing. Aura of Time.(Sacred) [AG]

Ascendant Cynder: 28000/130000. (Handled by Talist) (Talist) [AG]

Ender Crystal: 1/1. x3. Heal-over-time. Heal-and-extend (Ascendant Cynder) [AG]

Jondanger: Multi-Armor Emblem. [AG]

Jindra: Moderately Wounded. Avalon Code: 9/10. [AG]

Heavenbringer: 55000/140000. Barred Essence. Right Arm: 20500/25000. Guard: 4/4. Protective Barrier: 3/3. Left Arm: 20500/25000. Guard: 4/4. Hollow Domain: 2/3. (Jindra) [AG]

H2O: Second Spell Emblem. [AG]

Gunmancer H 2 O: 20000/20000. Rail Gun: 1/3. (H 2 O) [AG]

Elemental H 2 O: 20000/20000. Frostbolt: 3/4. (H 2 O) [AG]

Glitched H 2 O: 20000/20000. Attack: 3/3. (H 2 O) [AG]

Pylon Imp: 25000/25000. Big Lazor: 1/4. Landmine. (H 2 O) [AG]

Lil' Drake Imp: 28000/30000. Burning Strike. Barrier: 1/4. (H 2 O) [AG]

Solar/Emmaline: Wounded. Flare Gun x1. [AG]

Providence: 50000/90000. Shockwave:2/3. God's Eye: 6/6. Barrier: 2/2 (3 Casts). Shadow Shard: 5/5. Hands of Providence.

CJB: Wounded.Bigger Gun [A]: 4 durability. Shoot: 5/5. Flare Gun x1, Buzzsaw x1, Candy x1, Soda x1. [AG]

Walrus: Repetition Emblem: 1/2. [AG]

T-man: Wounded. Funcandy: 2/5. [AG]

Piono: Moderately Wounded. Weapon: 4/4. [AG]

GWing: Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Magnus [AG]

Kathryn: Moderately Wounded. [AG]

Naanite [AG]

Godmodder HP: 39/100. [   BOSS   ]

edited 7th Apr '16 2:30:36 AM by Tabbune

Naanite Since: Oct, 2014
#2836: Apr 7th 2016 at 6:00:08 AM

[up] @Tabbune, you didn't mention Eubeal throwing a pebble the mass of a mountain at your characters

edited 7th Apr '16 6:00:19 AM by Naanite

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#2837: Apr 7th 2016 at 6:04:17 AM

I Megaton Punch Tabbune, while D4C continues to attack the crew.

Whitesnake Upgrade: 4/90 HINT: Will make Whitesnake usable in combat, but vulnerable as well. How? By transforming Whitesnake into C-Moon.

Whitesnake: 28/60 (+2 from announcer, +1 from Talist, Alpha and sp33d) HINT: Unusable in its current form, once I obtain it, it must be strengthened before it can be used. Although maybe there will be an item to go along with Whitesnake.

+1 to Alpha, Talist, and sp33d

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#2838: Apr 7th 2016 at 6:50:30 AM

251 ((also, tabbune, didn't I use up all my weapons? Or do I actually still have one left like the battle update says?))

  • 1 to h2o, infinity and walrus (sorry jindra, I'll try to remember to get to you next round)

Hank turns on Ira, extremely irritated. You're really aching for a bullet through your face, aren't you. He charges forward, and suddenly, Ira has a sword sticking through her back. Eric stands up. Whoa! Hank! Chill out Eric, she'll live. We've fought punks like these before. he pulls the sword out and spins around, driving his foot into Ira's head, slamming her into the ground.

The sounds of the helicopter mysteriously don't stop. Eric looks around slightly confused, then realizes why. d'oh, that's right, they're not coming overland. He lifts his hand up in the air, mutters a few words, and a portal opens. A helicopter piloted by a young man in some snazzy blue pajamas flies out of it somewhat awkwardly and settles on the ground. Oh jeez, that's a big chopper.

John?

John Egbert: hey eric! we got the backup call.

I can see that. Aren't you supposed to with the others fending off that Imperium scouting force that got sent at us?

John Egbert: oh yeah, dave managed to chop the battleship in half, so vriska and rose decided that they were okay without me.

Oh, okay then. But when did you learn to fly a helicopter?

John Egbert: never did. i'm just using my windy powers to make it fly, hehe.

Heh. I guess that works. Mind helping us out with these jerks over here?

John Egbert summoned! The helicopter is off to the side, and not actually an entity, the summon is John Egbert, Heir of Breath and one of four survivors from U2 of the Trifecta. Unlike most summons, he also works via the Wounds system, getting KOd every time he reaches ded, but then respawning after a round or two thanks to the powers of god-tier. This may sound like an advantage since it keeps on the field longer, but it keeps him on the field longer because he'll be spending a lot of his time on the field dead. Aside from basically acting as a slightly higher-power acting character until such time as he's died enough times to take him off the field, he also has a single charged action: Do The Windy Thing, which deals medium-high damage to all enemies for a five round charge, however, the charge time is reset every time he dies (meaning he has to stay alive for five rounds straight to be able to use it.)

Meanwhile...

60/60 expended! 251 -> 131 (two 60s expended)

Hank is still seriously kicking Ira around, Amaria and Tabbune would help, but while John was arriving, Hank was busy redirecting attacks aimed at him into Ira. He just keeps zipping around, occasionally deflecting attacks, and smashing the butt of his gun into Ira every time she tries to get up.

After about a minute of this, Ira stops getting back up, Hank stops, pulls out a strange device of some kind, and plants it on Ira's forehead. The time slip she put up drops. Hank walks back to the others, flipping Ira the bird as he moves away.

((I'm going on my sidequest whether you like it or not. I'm not sticking around wasting time on these guys. I'm sorry, but this fight is of absolutely no interest to me and you trying to force me into getting involved is you trying to force me to break characterization. It's getting annoying both IC and OOC.))

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
iamsolarflare EAT YOUR GREENS from oh, you know, somewhere in cyberspace Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
EAT YOUR GREENS
#2839: Apr 7th 2016 at 10:49:34 AM

Solar stares at Tabbune and company, glaring. "You think this is fun, dontcha! Well, I sure hope you stick around. Wouldn't want you to miss out on the Greens, now would we?"

"...What happened to not spilling the beans early?"

"Innit obvious?" They pace forwards towards Tabbune, eyes narrowing at his new form. "Anyone who thinks this is all just a game - which it is, yeah, maybe, but not for me - deserves to know in advance exactly how much they've gone and put their foot in it."

"If ya can even figure out what's coming." They point their flare gun at Heart Crystal Tabbune and fire point-blank.

"I certainly see now why your companion is... suspicious of this."

"You too, Prov? Really?"

"Not everyone has had as much experience with them as you or I have. You forget this."

"Nah, I just don't give a crap anymore."

Providence gives Solar a completely inscrutable look, then turns towards the three bosses. Its eye glimmers, and then lines upon lines of purple projectiles begin targeting the trio. That is to say, Providence uses Godseye.


Charges

Something bad: 100/120 (+1 me, +1 Speed last turn, +1 h2o, +1 Jindra, +2 Narrator) note 

   Flora: 7/?    note 

Multiversal Murder Squad: 3/? note 

1 to h2o, 1 to Jindra, 1 to Speed.


I was planning on keeping the Something Bad summon a secret, but a pissed-off Solar clearly decided otherwise. So, yeah.

Although if you're not familiar with the source material the Greens are from, you're still probably rather confused.

UPDATE: 20 charges left! I'm gonna start putting together stats now. This is gonna be a great time.

edited 8th Apr '16 9:39:16 AM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#2841: Apr 7th 2016 at 1:00:09 PM

Didn't Gitched H20 already attack Gunmancer h2obox?

I throw something at Ira.

The Mechs and h2os fire at Tabbune.

The One True h2obox: 18/90 (Piono, Solar, Announcer)

King Cureslime: 5/30

a +1 to piono, Jindra, and solar.

. . .

Turns until the beast arrives: 15.

edited 7th Apr '16 1:01:34 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Sp33d0n Since: Nov, 2015
#2842: Apr 7th 2016 at 2:13:49 PM

Sacred, Lifeline

edited 7th Apr '16 2:15:04 PM by Sp33d0n

SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#2843: Apr 7th 2016 at 2:48:08 PM

Something Stunning: 96/? (Announcer, Talist.) Hint: We're all in this together.

?: 4/? (Announcer.)

   Entity Pool:    40


Infinity Weapon braces against the strike, and is sent skidding back. A scratch appears on his carapace, and he winces, surprised.

   "WELL DONE...YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME IN A FAIR BATTLE."   

He bows his head to the Portlight Crew.

   "WEAKENED AS I AM, I CAN NO LONGER CONTINUE IN THE CRUSADE AGAINST THE GODMODDER. I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE. SURELY YOU ARE STRONGER CHAMPIONS THAN I. YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. FAREWELL."   

Shadow looks up to Infinity Weapon.

   "Alright, then, if you need to rest. First, let me mend that scratch."   

He teleports up, places a hand on the scratch, and heals it with a pulse of magical power. He teleports back down.

   "I'll send you somewhere safe back at the Gardens. I'll see you again, IW!"   

He clicks his fingers, and Infinity Weapon is encased in a violet shimmer, looking to Kai's direction with a smile.

'   "I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING. MAY WE MEET AGAIN ON MORE PEACEABLE TIMES."   

He teleports away in a violet flash. Shadow smiles.

   "There goes a new guardian of Reality."   

He looks to Deimos, blinking.

   "Oh, hey, Deimos."   

He listens to him, and raises an eyebrow, looking hesitant.

   "Idunno..."   

He clicks his fingers, conjuring a pair of sunglasses on his face apparently just to remove them and thoughtfully polish the lenses.

   "One of our strongest beings was just defeated in this duel, plus, with Tabbune being the one to ask...I kind of feel obligated."   

He narrows his eyes when Deimos insults Tabbune, looking up disdainfully.

   "I wouldn't talk about Tabbune like that...he's one of the veterans from the first Pantheon war, and, earlier in this one, we helped him liberate his homerealm from invaders, not to mention he was rescued from being glitched earlier than that. And we as a team aren't exactly mobile right now. See over there?"   

He indicates Spirit and Kai's group.

   "We've got a bunch of injured people, and otherwise noncombatants. As a major example, Spirit's over there with their soul mate, Kai. Yeah, I know Spirit's soul mate's a wolf. It's a long story, but the point is that they both care deeply for each other, and I don't want to split them up. Spirit'd likely object to bringing Kai along, too. Not to mention that Neo's currently in the process of repairing Kai's foreleg. So, honestly, we're in no condition to go anywhere else. I'm sorry, but that's the honest truth."   

Looking back to Gamma, Shadow tilts his head.

   "Well...I did freeze...for all of three seconds. Then I got mad for two, then I laughed him off. He'd have to do more than that. It's really something I've been working on. I can only imagine he'd be annoyed at being blown away like I did to him."   

Hearing a noise, he looks over to see the Guardian quickly lapping up the liquefied Sigmazard, and darting back into his burrow. Shadow stares, a look of disgust plain on his face.

   "...really?"   

The Guardian grins.

   "I wasss hungry..."   


Spirit looks to Kai, tilting their head.

'That's a very deep way to put it, but I think it checks out, actually. Though, in the scale of science and Magic, I would put it closer to Magic...'

Neo chimes in, finishing work on the last of the artificial nerves, and now repairing the mechaincal muscles.

"And I, however, view things almost exclusively through the eyes of a Scientist."

Shadow tilts his head, popping back up.

   "I have a mix of the two. Magitech is one of my main motifs. It's pretty useful."   

Spirit nods.

'I know, it's a spectrum, and some people cam just balance both at once...that's a pretty amazing skill.'

Then that's pretty profound. Wise thoughts.

Spirit looks happy, nodding.

'Yes, going through the Gardens of Unity is an amazing experience...each of us Aspects has a Domain, which is almost like a part of us, since our shards shaped the landscape...Neo lives on a range of floating mountains, kept up by magnetic energy, Fury lives in a volcanic range, Arkus lives in the Fey Expanse, which is a Domain touched by wild Magic, causing many of the flora and fauna to glow, and so on...it's stunning.'

S/he tilts their head.

"I'd make sure to find a way to keep you cool, then...with the flask around your neck, you would never need to be dehydrated, after all...'


Shadow smirks with visible enthusiasm.

   "Yeah, it was great! Literally discovering a new sense. Discovering each of my senses was its own adventure. Taste was my favorite. I still have yet to test some flavor combinations. I've yet to find a significant amount I didn't like, but I've been told my tastes are a bit skewed. For example, I constantly enjoy mixing multiple drink flavors or ice cream toppings, since I'm a big fan of sweet. Some of my friends try it, and they tell me they can't even taste what it used to be when I'm done. And, yeah, that's great! Cooking for you would be an honor."   

He nods, grinning.

   "Hey, it's alright! I get the whole daydreaming thing. Thinking of things sometimes gets me sidetracked, too. And I share your opinion about the food. Eating together is a good way to get to know people."   

He gives Kai a warm smile, and Spirit nods thankfully.

   "Hey, thanks. It's one of my best works."   

'It's my favorite out of what he's made, surely!'

Shadow chuckles.

   "Yeah, it's one of my favorites, too. I carry a flask everywhere, and I sometimes drink it just for the flavor. It actually might be one of the flavor combinations I was talking about where it confuses those with more simplistic tastes."   

Shadow nods proudly, and Spirit gives Kai an affectionate look.

   "Thanks for doing so."   

'It means a lot to me...'

Spirit's eyes light up a bit as s/he gets a taste of Kai's energy.

'...oh, you're right...this must be very good, then, right? It's making both of us feel so nice...'

S/he nods.

'Yes, it is perfect...we're perfect together, too...just, when I'm with you, I feel the greatest I've ever felt before...it's just...so...good...'

Leaning their head against Kai, s/he nods, the beginnings of happy tears visible in their own eyes.

'Y-you're welcome...I'm happy...that we're together, and that we could...help you...I...I mean everything I said...t-this feels like it's a little overwhelming...but it's in the greatest way...'

Shadow removes his hat and holds it to his heart, wiping a tear from his eye with a smile.

   "You're welcome...I'm glad to help. This is a beautiful time, it really is."   

Light and Neo nod.

"Yes, it is truly the most meaningful of times...you're quite welcome. It speaks great volumes about emotions, yes...especially that love triumphs over hardship..."

"The very fact I am feeling emotion that I can understand is evidence enough of its power."


Neo gives Kai an amused look, working on the mechanical musculature.

"That is very kind of you to say, Miss Kai. Yes, I perhaps should not be so jealous. As for the report, I have mended your synthetic nerves. I am working on restoring the motor function of your artificial musculature, now."


Spirit nods, giving Kai a greatly thankful look, their eyes full of emotion.

'Thank you...that's...a very true thing to say...I certainly believed she was a person, and I believe her family and their tribe to be people...it's good that you're such a good listener...I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you to talk to...'

S/he scratches Kai softly behind the ears, soft happy tears visible in their own eyes.

'You're so kind...'


Neo tilts his head, blinking at Delta, once again with the sound of a camera's shutters.

"It is no fault of your own. You are an exceptional protector. As one with a metaphorical 'body' of solid metal, myself, I often shield others, as well. You are quite the impressive defender. If I was jealous, it was because of Ray's sheer speed. I do what I can with the time I have, and I take great pride in precision."

Spirit, cuddled up to Kai, blinks upon hearing Delta.

'...what...?'

S/he glances over, tilting their head.

'...oh...well, I'd imagine Guardian knew Sigma was in control, and, if Alpha turned up...I don't know what he'd do...he's still bitter about his eye, and he's not one to give up easily...and, given that Alpha himself did that...'

Suddenly, there's a low hiss from the side. Spirit looks over, to see a pair of furious amber eyes glaring from the Guardian's burrow.

   "...WHAT‽"   

The Guardian slithers out, and rears up, a furious snarl visible on his serpentine features. His mouth hangs open, his sickle fangs unfolded and dripping venom.

   "I wasss about to chalk up that little attack to Sssigma'sss ssstupidity, and forget about it, but you have confirmed my worssst sssussspicionsss...the knave acted on hisss own'' volition, yesss...? Then he mussst pay in kind!"   

He is getting in position to strike, when Spirit glares at him, their eyes flashing to a deep black with glowing green pupils.

   'NO!'   

The Guardian freezes mid-strike, and turns to face Spirit, slithering away from Alpha.

   "You cannot be ssseriousss! You gave me permisssion to retaliate to that injury!"   

Spirit shakes their head.

'And I'm taking it back! Bad snake! Alpha wants to help us, now, and I'm sure he feels bad about what he's done! You need to leave him alone! He's on our side now!'

The Guardian blinks, speechless. He slithers back to his burrow, casting a regretful look to Alpha, with a defeated sigh.

   "My apologiesss...enemy mine..."   

Spirit returns to cuddling up to Kai, sighing in relief.

'Oh, that could have been bad...'


Shadow looks around, and tilts his head.

   "Looks like I should keep healing."   

Action:

Shadow uses a Weapon Charge, and uses a regen serum on the Guardian.

Plus three to Talist.

edited 11th Apr '16 2:11:55 PM by SacredSpirit123

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#2844: Apr 7th 2016 at 3:00:56 PM

/rp

"I can understand not wanting to bring noncombatants into this, that's perfectly fine, but at the same time, these guys are tearing into us almost as fast as the Godmodder was. Seems like a waste of resources to me. Anyways, if any of you guys decide to come along, we've got space."

He looks over at Tabbune. "I think that just undermines him really. I mean, I know he was a veteran of the last pantheon war, but all I know about him of that is that he kept getting himself zonked out over and over again. I may not have read the logs thoroughly, but he seems like the kind of Descendant who's more dangerous to his own team than the other side. May be wrong on that, but I don't particularly feel like wasting time, effort and most importantly lives trying to convince these guys that they should help the people who've bailed them out... how many times now?"

He shrugs and walks over towards the helicopter. "Either way, it's your choice, I'd recommend keeping the wounded away from the battlefield though. Godmodder's got a nasty habit of target people who're already out of commission."

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Troper_Walrus Since: Sep, 2015
#2845: Apr 7th 2016 at 6:43:48 PM

I am rocked by undercurrents in the Metaverse, but I have good enough aim to start firing on Tabbune.

Are you sure you want to attack a GM, with all the undercurrents in the Metaverse?

YES I DO, RANDOM CIVILIAN!

The girls number 5. The most distinguishing things about them are as follows: Amber drives the things, Babydoll has the pistol and kitana and is the leader, Sweet Pea is the Knight in Sour Armor with a knight's sword, Rocket is Gretchen with heavy artillery, and Blondie...No idea. But, five girls all together.

Charges:

15 charges - saved for when I think of something

  • +3 Piono

edited 12th Apr '16 3:42:44 PM by Troper_Walrus

Talist That guy from A place cast out of my Dream Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
That guy
#2846: Apr 7th 2016 at 8:57:54 PM

I really just need actual sleep. Sorry. Hopefully I can post tomorrow. It will be Friday anyway.

[up] Sacred [up] Infinity [up] Sacred

My most important action is for Cyndi though.

Cynder takes 12,000 damage, slashes Ira for 30,000, then all the Crystals extend debuffs. That should be fine.

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#2847: Apr 7th 2016 at 9:24:11 PM

??? 14/? event solar
Water Elemental 54/60 SUMMON Event h2onote 

from 0 to 10, reduces damage taken or dealt by 10 times fluidity percentage. Fluidity goes up by 5 at the end of any turn water

elemental takes damage. At the end of end turn Water Elemental doesn't take damage if fluidity is above 0, it regain 10% of its lost

HP and fluidity goes down by 1
Plan D 41/41 HELD

I'll attack Ira, then Heavenbringer shall attack Tabbune, it's Right Arm shall use protective form, and it's Left Arm will use guard.

1x +1 to solar, h20

ConsumerOfAll Since: Jan, 2016
#2848: Apr 8th 2016 at 1:52:16 AM

[RP AND ATTACKS] "I don't really know either, nor do I care. It's just what I know I am." Kathryn says, seeming to ignore the pain normal people should have from getting their face blown off. She then attempts to touch the part of her face Amaria shot. It's not perfectly, as typical for people who have gotten their face blown off. "You didn't do what I think you did, didn't you. That's my face. Most people wouldn't even consider harming my face like that. It's a face much prettier, and better than yours." She smiles, and winks using the eye that Amaria didn't shoot. The air around the wounded area of Kathryn's face begins to blur, and her face appears to be back to normal. It's not actually like that, Kathryn's just doing that to keep up appearances. She glares at Amaria. She's going to die painfully, or become Kathryn's slave. Kathryn has temporarily forgotten the second option. Yeah.

Kathryn notices that Amaria is still burning from sheer hatred, and that her mental influence nearly worked if she didn't bring up the term Mary Sue. It's not like the last part is unusual for her, it usually works. Back to murdering Amaria. She takes several tanks of magical gasoline from Hammerspace, the magic here being that when this gasoline ignites, the fires burning from it go to temperatures that could likely vaporise her. She then uses magic to set Amaria on fire, which fueled by the gasoline, causes her to be consumed by fire, and likely incinerated.

[CHARGES AND ASSISTS]

Animal Companions 6/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect) ==========

Shiny Sword of Light and Darkness: 5/10 (+1 from Server Announcer's effect) ==========

+1 to Alpha, Infinity and Sp33d0n

[BREAKDOWN AND OOC] (I can't think of anything to say.)

edited 10th Apr '16 6:10:21 AM by ConsumerOfAll

Sp33d0n Since: Nov, 2015
powned5 The Kyoto Archmage from Big Booty Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
The Kyoto Archmage
#2850: Apr 8th 2016 at 8:14:01 AM

Magnus is throwing fire and lightning both off of his body from the sheer amount of magic he has flowing through him. He walks towards Tabbune and destruction follows in his wake. The Ritual Circle is charging off of itself.

49/120 The Ritual (Frigidus maximum was absorbed into the magic to power it. Charges combined thusly.)

Why are you even looking at this?

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