Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Healing tome upgrade: 7/10

Opening my handbag: 7/50

I get up and brush myself off. Then, I cast a rain spell over the wall of blazes.

SoundCloud

I know I provided two links in my last post, but the monster was the Black Luster Soldier. Magnum Shield is something it was equipped with. Just FYI.

Not how I planned it, but that'll do nicely. Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning fades out, taking its Magnum Shield with it. "Draw!" Alright, let's see what I've got here... "I'll activate my third copy of Trade-In, discarding Darklord Superbia and drawing 2 cards. Next, I'll activate Premature Burial, to Special Summon the Darklord Superbia I just discarded. And since it was just Special Summoned from the Graveyard, I can Special Summon another Fairy-type monster from my Graveyard, in this case the Guardian Eatos I Tributed earlier. Now, Darklord Superbia and Guardian Eatos, take out as many of those monster spawners as you can!" (Standard action.) (Yes, there are actually two separate monsters this time.)

My charges continue to build.

Ultima: 5/15

Odin: 7/25 (Includes one charge donated by InfinityRyujin, Post #218, and one from PastryPerson, Post #247.)

One charge each to InfinityRyujin, Talist, and IchigoMontoya.

edited 30th Jul '15 5:25:41 AM by djkates

• turn 7:

Seda and her superiors are rather alarmed...

• "OMNVERSAL INCORPORATED AGENT HAS JOINED THE SERVER!"

AH! AW S-gorilla

What? where is it!

Shh... and keep your eyes peeled for trouble.

Politics aside, Seda goes off to start stabbing Pigmen with her halberd, taking advantage of the fact that it has a longer reach than most of the pigmen's pointy things.

Charges: Ehhh??

• what is it?
• for some reason, I seem to be receiving a charge from the Omnversal agent.
• take it. and remember: when we hang the capitalists, they will sell us the rope!

• Burka Avenger: 7/50 -lait
• mobile oran farm: 6/10

boosts: 1 to Shiny

• 1 t pastryperson
• 1 to Ichigo

edited 30th Jul '15 5:39:39 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Point Singularity Projector: 8/200

Jetpack: 6/(X+5)

I keep picking off the small fry, trying to cover those going for the spawners.

• 1 to Paradise, djkates, and Shiny Cotton Candy

edited 30th Jul '15 6:47:19 AM by Ripsaw

Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...

I feel magic surge through me just as the creeper explodes.

"ACK!"

I land quite a distance away.

"Now...time to get serious! Tri Barrage!"

I send a wave of projectiles of three elements, fire, water and earth at the witches.

Awakening: Energy Manipulation 0/15

Awakening: ???? 7/50

• 1 to Tabbune, paradise, and Sacred.

edited 30th Jul '15 6:20:57 AM by UndyingPhoenix

Maybe I should phrase that differently; What does destroying all this As I make a sweeping gesture towards the whole of the valley, simultaneous causing the ground to explode around me knocking everything away. Seek to accomplish? GOALS people.

Training Partner 1: 4/??? (paradise)
W.I.B.W: 3/20

• 1 paradise

edited 30th Jul '15 6:20:13 AM by JindraAG

I cast Ice Storm at the Spider Jockeys

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14/50 P.R.C +2 from LordOfTheSword, +1 from InfinityRyujin, +1 from Paradisedj32, +1 from Earl, +1 from Ichigo, +1 from UndyingPhoenix

So, P.R.C is going to be an optional miniquest boss fight. Is it okay if I cen get a higher-than-average stats on this, Brine?

8/20 Dragonclaw +1 from Earl.

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Holy crap I got a lot of +1s.

• 1 to Lord of the Sword, +1 to Earl, and +1 to Undying.

Also, I'd prefer that you keep track of our items, Brine.

edited 30th Jul '15 7:43:24 AM by Tabbune

He's improved, and these monsters are... Took you long enough to notice.

I a mage-y thing, by which I mean I throw a series of ice swords into boosting Shiny Cotton Candy's attack by turning each raindrop into a snowballShould this provide the opening I want, I'll take another ice sword and cross the firewall.

6/10 : Sergal Knight

6/?? : Class Cards (Should I charge these as the set of eight, or separately? Also, can I create the Include versions, then add charges to upgrade them into the Install versions?)

Talist gets 2 +1's, Piono also gets a +1.

edited 30th Jul '15 7:46:26 AM by The_Hyena_King

"Well, this isn't really accomplishing anything..."

I teleport behind the godmodder and try to push him into the valley.

A Charge: 9/? engie, talist

Another Charge: 8/? engie

2 to engie, +1 to talist

edited 30th Jul '15 11:59:16 AM by fseftr

I hop on one of the mopeds, and drive it into the spawners.

The Panic Attack: 9/15 +1 from battlefury13

Pure Awesomeness: 8/100 +1 from battleury13

• 2 to battlefury13, +1 to Talist

edited 30th Jul '15 11:39:42 AM by Jondanger23

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 6/15    (+1 from Net) Sea of the Soul: 11/12,500 (+2 from Net, +1 from djkates, +1 from Infinity Ryujin, +1 from Talist)

+1 to Talist, +1 to djkates, +1 to Infinity Ryujin.

I pick myself up off the ground, and then immediately fly back up to the Mesa, making it up there faster than I was knocked down. No time to rest, no time to stop. I must keep on the offensive, force the Godmodder's REAL dangers out. The Terror Creeper or C-Mech or something has to come out soon. He can't really just be satisfied by all these weak Mooks.

As the Mesa and Valley are adjacent to each other and I can still attack, I pull out a singular wooden door. There is absolutely nothing special about this door except it is wooden. It is also a Red Herring, as affecting this part of the attack does absolutely nothing whatsoever to stop the rest of it. With me pulling out the door done (or not), I proceed to call upon the inner energies of the Door stored within my very being (rather than the door I pulled out), welling them up to an area between my hands.

"DEEEEENJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!"

"The form of the Door energies that wells up between my hands is that of a singular ethereal doorknob, with an electrical charge crackling beneath it. The electrical charge is a modifier to the main attack, for the record-eliminating it will not eliminate the attack itself.

"HADOOOOORKNOOOOOOOOOOOOBKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"

After that anime-style attack-calling, I proceed to Lag Cancel the Denjin Hadoorknobken into a Forward Dash, and then, to be efficient with my channeled Door energy, Lag Cancel the Forward Dash into a Denjin Dooryuken, right into the Godmodder's stomach. I like to keep 'em on my toes.

   AND THEN I APPEAR NEXT TO TAZZ AND ACTIVATE LEAD STINGER, SHRIEKING INTO MY gorilla'S BUILT-IN MICROPHONE WITHOUT WARNING, LETTING MY POISONOUS SOUND FLY STRAIGHT INTO THE GODMODDER'S FACE. AND FOR THOSE THINKING WAS GONE, I AM STILL HERE. ON THE BATTLEFIELD. AND ALL THAT.   

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YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RELEVANCE LINE.

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Oh, yeah, I remember, kind of. The short of it is, I was still really confused about the mini-Yulyss thing, and after getting my name sorted, he insisted that I go outside. Now, I was perhaps bigger than him and possibly older than him (I couldn't explain what was going on with this guy that easily, that was just the first reason), but this guy, I was very intrinsically aware he was still a Legend, and I was very intrinsically aware I was honor-bound to listen to him just as much as the previous trio had made me rather honor-bound to stay in this room and heal.

Before that became a legitimate question to answer, the other two members of the trio showed up. They weren't terribly surprised by the presence of the younger Yulyss. The woman picked him up with some vines and left privately. There was some talk outside, but I couldn't confirm what it was about. The maid came back in at this point, and I had more questions. The big one, obviously, being what was with 'Yulyss' all of a sudden?

Her answer was kind of weird. The short of it was, Yulyss kicked it and that guy was his reincarnation, the next member of the Legacy. A Legacy, to put it bluntly, was a Legend's way of keeping alive; A sort of Resurrective Immortality with a catch that the personality doesn't exactly transfer over, but the memories certainly do. I was really confused by that to begin with. She still kind of was herself, I think. In any case, she didn't bother saying what Yulyss kicked it too, and I never asked, uhhh...Braus? Yeah, that was his name. But I never asked Braus what caused his untimely demise. I guess it wasn't that important to me, weirdly enough.

In any case, the conversation was done, and the now-older of the two legends made sure the Lilligant Maid and I kept an eye on Braus, as despite the memories from before, he was young, not the same guy as Yulyss, and still considerably dangerous. She and I nodded. Not like I could really do much else but watch, considering my hind legs were still recovering...

It took all of twenty minutes for this to go southbound, natch.

edited 30th Jul '15 9:21:43 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Erm...what were my summons at?

Q&A'

• Dj, Oh, ok. Sorry.
• Tabbune: Is that a PG boss or a N boss?
• Sacred. I'm going to try and update that tonight with everyone's artifacts and stuff.
  • Also, do you want each specific aspect listed, or just "sacred".

I am the once and future king.

If you really want to type the Aspects' names out, I'd prefer that, but, if you'd find that too taxing, I had allowed Piono to type 'the Party' as a catch-all. But everyone having their name mentioned, color-coding intact, would be enjoyable, thank you. I'd make a post soon, but I forgot my summon charge-levels.

Wait... that actually worked? I suppose I now have 5 semi-godmodding spiders. However, I don't actually want to use them to fight anything. At least not now. I send them off to my home base. Maybe I'll summon them as entities later. The closest I've actually gotten to summoning arachnids was those nanobots.

Bookkeeping/exposition station:
Got +5 total. Too many +1s to repay properly! Sorry...
Fseftr, djkates, Hyena_King
First Compainion: 10/80
Willow: 12/(however long it takes)

Stuff: Staff of Ysera

And now, for exposition.
^{Click-y to open...y} 
"You had to try and get any advantage you could, picking a dra-"
"Do you or do you not have any idea where he is?"
"Why would I tell you even if I did know?"
"Hm. Thought as much."
Mikoto was about to cut the communication, when Inari interrupted in the silence.
"Why aren't you speaking to me in Su-"
"Because you don't deserfe the honor of that language."
"Deserfe? Still having trouble pronouncing those V sounds valiantly? Those sounds sure are vicious to learn and are vicarious in their evolution. English loves them, and having that villain of words deserves value in their vanity."
Said Inari, mockingly, putting extreme stress on every V.
"Oh shut up. Half those words don't efen make sense here."
"That's even, not ef-"

edited 30th Jul '15 11:54:13 AM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Upon hearing the name Laitome I turn to the narrator and take off my earpiece to speak to him.

Mr. Narrator while people say I have resemblance to the man, I am not Laitome. He was confirmed dead ten years ago and I have clearly stated that my name is Telmoai and I would prefer it if you did not throw that name around needlessly. There are still people at Omnversal Incorporated that are mourning his passing ten years ago and I'm still given s**t at the company for looking like him so please use my name, thank you.

I out the earpiece back on so I return to my business in the server.

I pull out my handgun and put it right up against Seda's head holding her at gunpoint.

Looking for me?

One second later a circle of explosions go off around us killing the surrounding pig-men but leaving us unharmed.

Thank you, a foot more in any direction that wasn't towards me and those grenades would've hurt quite a bit. Enjoy your day.

I take my handgun off her head and begin shooting down pig-men.

1+1 for piono,earl,shiny

The reason why I'm here 7/??

The TRUE reason why I'm here, Operation Corporate Takeover 7/1500 (help pls)

Background RP stuffs

Omnversal Inc. (O.I): A monstrously large corporation that sells parallel universes as their primary source of income. Current owner/overseer is Caspen who was voted into the position ten years ago after the death of Laitome (my previous character) was confirmed by O.I.

Due to internal restructuring O.I.'s security department has doubled recently. Due to this restructuring Victor has been moved from second-in-command of the company to an agent handler. His current agent, Telmoai.

Telmoai: An agent under the employ of O.I. Joined the company and was immediately ranked their top agent because he killed the rest in one-on-one fights. He's here cause it's his job or so he says....

Being what is basically an ordinary human with a weird a** glowing and demonic-looking left arm as well as being an elite agent for an uber-corporation he's got some neat (albeit flavor text) gear.

Gear:

C.D.E. (compact discrete exo-skeleton): A discrete and basically invisible suit that augments Telmoai's physical abilities beyond those of a normal human. Also functions as life support while providing an invisible force field around him, centimeters away from the exo-skeleton itself.

Earpiece: It looks like a shiny chrome Bluetooth but is actually much better than that. It operates as a communications device, custom holographic interface, as well as an auto-aim device in conjunction with the C.D.E.

Supply Belt: Contains a small teleporter for grenades and handgun ammo its linked a giant warehouse. The earpiece reads my mind and tells the belt what to give me at any given time.

Handgun: Not exactly a standard handgun. It uses energy clips for various shot types. It also has an under-barrel grenade launcher that works for all of my grenades.

edited 30th Jul '15 5:35:39 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I just pull out a tuba and summon meteors with it, hitting some random enemies.

• 1 to    Tabbune, Earl and paradised.   

Thank you, Earl, piono and Jon (x2) for your charges. (+4 total).

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Hmm...let's see...50 Wither skeletons... 1/40 chance of dropping a skull...DIBS ON THE SKULL!!!

With that, I pull out my iced tea, begin shaking it, and DRINK IT. In addition, I now have 6 Annonymous members (2/??? + 4), who began assaulting them with COMPASSION and BEING GOOD AT HACKING COMPUTERS. Also 2 of them have KNIVES.

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LINK OF THE DAY!!!

How not to write a book: http://www.theonion.com/article/sci-fi-writer-attributes-everything-mysterious-to--2781

edited 31st Jul '15 1:37:18 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond

Mallard: 11/125 (+2 from Fseftr)
Walker: 7/125

Having acquired the heads, I pull out a Bazaar Bargain and start rapidly sniping pigmen and wither skeletons in the face, thus gaining even larger amounts of heads. How many heads, I wonder...

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I catch the AK and look down with eyes of pure joy. Wait... I look around, questioning where this came from. I rub my chin in thought before coming to a decision.

I'm gonna call you Peanut.

I check the amount of ammunition, to make sure it's full, before turn the barrel onto the spawners. I pull back the trigger, smiling as the sound of gunfire fills my ears.

Equipment Redeployment: 7/9

Fear Gas: 7/16

I give one charge to Talist, Dimentiosome. and Engie.

I grab an array of reinforced steel syringes and telekinetically plunge them deep into the Wither Skeletons with Invisi-Watches' bones, using RNG manipulation to make sure the syringes do enter the Wither Skeletons' bones. The syringes contain Spontaneous Bone Marrow Combustion Virus, a heavily modified version of SCP-081 laced with chlorine trifluoride and dihydrogen difluoride, causing the Wither Skeletons with Invisi-Watches to get set on fire. Since their invisi-watches don't really work when they're on fire, they are now more targetable.

I then put on a trollface and teleport a random player into the burning wither skeletons.

Project 01-Hexafluorobenzene: 3/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩
Project 02-Septuagintillion: 3/100 ⟨IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII⟩

Not an action post, but I forgot to officially update my charges this turn.

Artifact 3/40

Entity 3/20

{I'm not keeping these unnamed out of mystery, I just haven't decided yet.}

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

TGWLH: 7/?

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

REDACTED: 3/45

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.

@ jindra: Your syntax is a little ambiguos. did "+ 1 paradise: indicate a charge TO me or a charge FROM me?

@ Lait: as much as Seda would like to stab Telmoai in the face, I am well aware that the game mechanics don't allow players to die and if one of us actually tried Herobrine would probably dock our charges or something. That said, I still expect us to trade blows...

@ Herobrine: Unless it relates directly to the squabbles between Seda and Derp Mc Capitalist, It would probably be best if you used the name "paradise" consistently in the updates. makes it easier for other players.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.