Destroy The Godmodder 2: Salvation

Right anyone want to tell me what your actual objective with all this flailing is? As I float down into the valley.

Training Partner 1: 2/???
W.I.B.W: 2/20

edited 29th Jul '15 9:50:15 AM by JindraAG

"Nice job, GM, you missed my post."

On that note, I pull out what appears to be a bunch of spellwork stuck together on a rotating frame...And unleash a massive stream of explosive fireballs in the enemy's general direction.

.*thousands of FWHOOMPH noises*

.*thousands of TNT noises*

.*any inevitably-reflected fireballs are simply bounced back until they hit a PG target*

"Also, this is the most stupid stupid I think I have ever seen you stupid, Richard, Alpha, whoever. Are you even sure you're the actual Godmodder? I CAN PREDICT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO MY ATTACKS AND COUNTER THAT BEFORE YOU EVEN START."

• 3 Tazz.

This Is Stupid 1/STUPID

Nah, we can make tubas work more than once. Especially as this wasn't really tubas but Brass Knuckles.

edited 29th Jul '15 10:45:00 AM by Netpatham

Q&A

• Dimentio: How many charges do you have?
• Cobalt: Ohhh.. Ok. I didn't get it at first.
• Netpatham
  • Shiny counters Feathered’s slow and people speed up again. The Godmodder scoffs at the stairs and eats the entire thing. However, he gets indigestion. 1 Damage! Ichigo’s map is revealed to be blank, with the following text plastered in mustard on the front.

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Are that many of you really annoyed at Richard already? Hunh. Progress.

I am the once and future king.

i poor acid on the ground underneath the Spider Jockey's.

2+ to Jon, 1+ to Lordofthesword

N00bsword: 2/20

N00bairship: 2/40

edited 29th Jul '15 11:22:37 AM by battlefury13

R E A L S H I P S

For me, it's mostly IC.

Also, today's my birthday, so hooray for that.

/null.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

@Lord Herobrine

Okay. Yeah. I worded that weirdly. I only have two charges currently - the Turkey Sandwich and 'Expect Us'. The Iced tea is already charged, just hasn't been unleashed yet, the bag and pie are just generic objects I might try using for something in the near future, and the sword is the diamond sword I got from the Sue in the last game, but is currently just a diamond sword. If I'm going too far with anything, just say the word

(Also an iPhone and earbuds in my pocket. But that isn't inportant yet.)

/nullish

edited 29th Jul '15 2:26:06 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Oh wow, didn't catch that. I'm, personally, more annoyed at the Godmodder being kinda weaksauce this time around, but I supppose that counts as "annoyed at the Godmodder" so yeah... Seriously, mobs with Hammerspace are not, in fact, that much of a problem for any veteran DTGer. Bigger things. Better things. Also the Godmodder doesn't just randomly take damage from cereal, not that I'm complaining.

edited 29th Jul '15 12:21:53 PM by Netpatham

@Herobrine: is it possible to circumvent the inability to target enemies in other areas with specialized equipment (E.G. NLOS weaponry), or is it an absolute rule?

—-

• turn 6:

hmm... our primary objectives are to neutralize the spawners. light should work... Wait. Its light already, yet the mobs are functioning... there's no time to build walls, we have to destroy them.

With this thought, Seda runs up to some nearby spawners and sets up short-fused time bombs, giving herself just enough time to back off before the spawners are blown to Kingdom Come.

• Listen. Sessiztepe. The scanners have detected a lessening in the phlebotinium fluctuations. It probably won't allow you to charge it faster, but it should be possible for you to channel it towards others.
• And for others to channel towards me?
• YES. Now, and this is an order, you need to start taking notes and deciding who's friend or foe. Channeling like that will allow you to take down the Godmodder faster, but watch your alliances.

Charges:

• Burka Avenger: 5/50
• mobile oran farm: 5/10 - Seda is attaching batteries to the undercarriage.

boosts: YAY:-)

• 1 to Pillowmantis
• 1 to tabbune
• 1 to Jindra - Ah, mr. Jindra I assume? I've heard of the contributions your air force made in the last battle against the godmodder, I assume that I can trust you as an ally. I assume you are familiar with Řehoř "paradisedj32" Urist? I am a subordinate of his; sergeant Seda Sessiztepe.

Our objectives? The Godmodder has set up a bunch of spawners to dump assorted minecraft monsters our way, I recommend focusing on destroying the spawners before the crowd gets too thick.

edited 29th Jul '15 12:24:07 PM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

+2 to Fseftr, +1 to Inceptiond

MALLARD: 8/125 (+2 from Fseftr)
WALKER: 6/125

I pull out a Segway and an Eyelander, then charge at the nearest group of PG things that have heads. Upon reaching them, I swing the Eyelander... and it turns into a Brass Beast and mows down a load of enemies.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

OOC: ....Just realized I never edited in last night's post, can I still do that?

edited 29th Jul '15 2:17:00 PM by The_Hyena_King

Lord Herobrine hasn't stated the players actions yet, so yeah, edit away. Also, please put all non-rp stuff (questions, regular conversation, etc.) in spoilers so that it doesn't get too confusing.

edited 29th Jul '15 1:58:57 PM by LordOfTheSword

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"

Tropers/Netpatham: What if its to lure us into a false sense of security? Hm?

Ow. I've been shot. Luckily, it doesn't seem we players have HP bars, so I'm fine. Also, I am immune to projectile-to-the-knee based damage because I'm a tamer, not an adventurer. Speaking of which, lets try something.
I ignore the skeletons who are trying to shoot at me and go up to the now spooked spiders and try to lead a couple of them off into a dark, dead end cave. Then I throw a cloth over the mouth of the cave to block off light. Then I drink a night vision potion and head in, simply standing by the edge to show I'm not a threat. Yeah, I'm going to try to freakin' tame these spiders. Might not be possible, but hey, I'll try over a couple of actions.

got +5 total, Tazz, Hyena King, Fseftr.
First Companion: 7/80
Might as well say what this is...
Willow: 8/infinity
Yeah, I'm charging Willow as an entity right from the start even though she's technically already here. In MCforums DTG2, my big grand finale was to summon my other RP character, Wilson, as an entity. And not just any entity, but the most complicated one to date. So complicated I had to make a dropbox file for him. And, I'd like to do that same thing again, but with someone else.
Yes, I have a lot of characters, 5 to be exact, but that's mainly because I'm trying to make a story that spans the entire DTG timeline. So, only 2 of them are planned to be particularly relevant in this game.

Stuff about mostly irrelevant characters down here V
^{Exposition that only makes sense to people from the Minecraft Forums! Joy!}  Mikoto to Inari

"Still not willing to admit that I win? You seem to have lost your champion. Laiko might be dead for all you know."
"Who a- oh, its you. Need to stroke your ego? I know Laiko isn't dead, so its not over yet! Even after all this time, I trust he's still strong enough. He wouldn't let himself fall like that. You think you're so infallible and perfect, but you broke the rules. I can't believe you picked a dragon, and an ender dragon at that. We each said we'd both pick a fo-"
"Don't you dare say that. YOU said we'd each pick a fox. I nefer agreed to that. Why would I? You adore those little rats. Plus, I have... my own reasons. But do you seriously not know where Laiko is?"

edited 29th Jul '15 2:38:02 PM by Talist

There's a Youtube Channel... I do some stuff with it...

Since I still have two +1s left, I throw one to trip.

6/? for potential

Net, this is the beginning of the thread. This army of mobs is hitting us harder than the opening of any previous DTG game. by a lot. And the fact that regular Minecraft mobs are hitting so hard does not bode well for later on in the game.

Talist, I need to know this before going further, is Laiko/Wilson with Eric or with Blue, because Eric's going to find out about this in short order, which means Laiko/Wilson has a fairly high chance of finding out about Willow if he's with Eric.

Anyways, guys. It do be time for a shameless plug. DTG finally has its own place to call home. They're new, so not a whole lot of people have signed up yet, but hopefully it'll turn into a nice thriving little community consisting of all us goofballs from the various different DTG threads.

edited 29th Jul '15 5:25:17 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

1+1 to piono, earl, paradise

@herobrine gonna pm you soon about OCT.

A figure approaches the House of Technology amidst the slight power issues, a figure that would be very hard to see if his left arm didn't glow like a jellyfish. He puts two fingers from his non-glowing hand up to his ear.

Base, this is Telmoai, you sure this is the right place?

Yes we are certain, now do your job Tel.

Alright alright Victor, geez 9 years at the company and you still tell me that.

First person, now as Telmoai from here on out!

I enter the building and put a USB stick into one of the computers. I tap my earpiece as a holographic interface shows up infront of me.

uhh huh, there's the server.

OMNVERSAL INCORPORATED AGENT HAS JOINED THE SERVER!

yep should've checked that before putting in the USB too late now, time to get to work.

A few more swipes on the interface loads up the game screen and a custom UI courtesy of my earpiece.

In the server I enter via orbital drop-pod and land directly on one of the spawners. As soon as I leave the pod I toss a cluster grenade at the spider jockey's and a singularity grenade at the creepers.

greetings from Omnversal everyone.

Resourceful 6/??

OCT 6/1500

edited 29th Jul '15 9:25:30 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Q&A:

• Net: You're probably used to a much more involved version of DTG than what I'm running. Comparing the Minecraft DTG to this version, this one is much more laid back and informal. Sorry if Richard seems lame right now.
  • On another note, he may feel like he's been issued a challenge, so don't tempt fate.
• Paradise: It's possible, yes. I'm talking about actions where X swings a baseball bat at Y, when Y is two zones over. You can do a thing where X aims a cannon at Y, and if Y's zone is reasonably in range, you can fire.

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Hyena tries to bum rush the wall covering himself in water, but one of the blazes turns around and fires a fireball at him, breaking his sphere. Ichigo presents the Godmodder with a giant jack in the box. The red glove that comes out socks him dead in the face, only for the mechanical parts to shatter. The Godmodder blinks and sneezes, blowing apart Dimentio’s wall.

Tabbune’s Flame Vortex suffocates several swift witches while Pastry detonates a skeleton’s Rpg. Spino tries to bonk Featherd in the head with binoculars, but Feathered catches them, tossing a banana peel on the ground tripping more swift witches. Their Haste potions go everywhere.

Feathered is now 2x speed this round.

Incidentally, Spino catchs an AK-47.

Cobalt’s shift to NEUTRAL alignment allows him to noscope several creepers before the witches run for cover. He then bonks Shiny in the head who was trying to unscrew some of the mopeds. Shiny faceplants.

Tazz’s Brass Knuckle Barrage and Tuba blast fire the Godmodder off of the mesa into the side of a hill. 1 Damage. Without warning, however, the giant tuba is nowhere to be seen. Tazz can see the Godmodder holding it.

“Allow me to reply.”

The Godmodder’s blast sends everyone off the mesa into the valley.

Ripsaw continues forcing creepers to detonate, but gets knocked over by a flying Ichigo. Magnum Shield accidentally unloads on Amperzand, blowing him towards the spawners. His body knocks three more out. Infinity manages to escape the tuba blast and downs two more spawners, while Undying tries to bum rush a witch.

Being a swift witch, he hugs a creeper. Boom.

Piono manages to plug the last of the witch spawners, so no more swift witches. Trip blows up more creepers which in turn chain reaction some more creepers as fseftr goes to town on the spawners. Jon mows down more creepers on mopeds, littering the valley with random mopeds. Lord finishes off the rest of the creepers while Jindra enters the fray.

Netpatham fireballs the witches who return fire with potions of harming. Both meet, and skeleton jockeys get caught in the crossfire. Battle burns off some of the spider’s legs who then overturn their riders. Paradise nulls two more spawners, bringing the count to 10 left. Engie start collecting skeleton heads.

Talist tries to tame several spiders….and it works. He now has five friendly spiders. … Go figure.

Outside, Laitome plugs into the server from the House of Technology. How he got there is a mystery, but from what he can tell, the normally buzzing house seems… quiet.

Abandoned, even.

On the battlefield, The godmodder looks over everyone in the Mesa. Noting how most of the skeletons seem to have switched to radically different projectiles, he raises his hand. Something wooden can be seen.

All of a sudden, the valley erupts with fire spewing everywhere. From the middle of the field, a horde of Pigmen and Wither skeletons, armed to the teeth with Sabres, claymores, and Invisi-watches pours forth, headed straight for everyone.

THE MESA

THE GODMODDER: 97/100

THE VALLEY

• Feathered: [PG] {Haste}
• Ichigo, Sacred. Amp. Infinity, Netpath, Tazz, Dimentio, Earl, Tabbune, Piono, Pillow, Paradise, Shiny, djkates, fseftr, spino, Jondanger, Undying, Pastry, Engie, Hyena, Solar, Feraligatr, Generic, Laitome, Lord, Trip, Amperzand, Inceptiond, Ripsaw, Wolfarck Battlefury,Augmentor [AG]
  • Talist {5 spiders}
  • Spino: AK
• Cobalt: [N]
• Spawners: x10 [PG]
• Skeleton Jockeys – 24 [PG]
• De-spidere’d Skeletons – 2 [PG]
• Swift Witches – 28 [PG]
• Wall of Blazes: Active [PG]
• Pigmen with pointy things – 50
• Wither Skeletons with more pointy things – 50
• Wither Skeletons with Invisi-watches - 10
• Other Side: ???

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"Quote of the day."

"Mattress Surfing. Do it."

edited 30th Jul '15 12:03:20 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

TGWLH:: 6/?

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising

9/45 (+1 each from Ripsaw, Laitome) "Seems like the new hearts have tested well. I'm certainly interested in having the nine mercenaries show up."

2/20 "Let's see... uh... 'Boggy B Industries not liable for any injuries'... eh, it'll work out"

1 each to Ichigo Montoya, Ripsaw and Tabbune

edited 30th Jul '15 12:13:33 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

5/200 5/20

I disable the swift witches speed with a mass explosion of hagfish slime. Said slime is extremely sticky and is capabLe of clogging up gills and other small holes.

2+1 for piono 1 for amper

edited 30th Jul '15 1:36:18 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

...so, when is the post going to be updated?

Eventually^TM

Updated. Debating whether or not to list items that you have, or have you keep track of your own. Unsure right now.

I am the once and future king.

My hair turns black, and my skin turns lighter. A pouch filled with ninja tools appears on my person, as well.

"...holy, crap. It worked? Did it work?"

I briefly close my eyes.

"...Sharingan."

When I open them, my eyes look like this◊.

"Holy crap. I AM AN UCHIHA!"

I look over at a nearby Spider Jockey, and attempt to use Genjutsu (mind control, pretty much) to make the spider self terminate via tossing it's rider off and leaping into the path of nearby rocket fire.

Curse Mark Awakening: 8/15

One to Phoenix, one to Ichigo, and one to djkates.

"Alright, let's try this again, shall we?"

I activate a hoverboard and climb onto it, then fly off to the Mesa, casting Incendio on any enemies who get in my way.

Sun Crusher: 4/100 (Earl, Pastry)

One for Earl, one for Pastry, one for Tabbune.

"OW DAMMIT DON'T DO THAT"

My various ranged weapons retreat into hammerspace and I produce a literal hammer from said storage system, a really huge one, like the size of a semitruck, and proceed to smash spawners with it until I feel that the solid tungsten hammerhead is sufficiently deformed to use as a piece of abstract art.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

i toss Mopeds at the Pigmen.

3/20 N00bsword

3/40 n00b airship

edited 30th Jul '15 3:39:31 AM by battlefury13

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